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Star Tours (1987-2010) (with Spazz Master and The Wire) - SOME JERK WITH A CAMERA Season One
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ก.ย. 2015
- What happens when a Jerk, an Idiot and a Spazz team up to review the greatest defunct Tomorrowland thrill ride EVER? No, not that one. No, not that one either. I'm talking about the original STAR TOURS! Join Some Jerk With A Camera, The Wire of The Idiot's Lantern, and SpazzMaster on a thoroughly confounding mystical journey through a galaxy far far away, but somehow right over there somewhere.
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First uploaded to Blip on May 28, 2011, and to Channel Awesome on November 7, 2014.
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coming back to this NOW...i totally forgot that Paul Reubens voiced Rex, the droid captain of the original Star Tours.
R.I.P. to Paul Reubens.
Remember when everyone used to bitch about the Star Wars Prequels all the damn time? Good times.
Yeah. You're telling me.
They werent even bad compared to the disney crap.
"Why is there a third Death Star??"
Ask The First Order from Episode 7: The Force Awakens. :D
Yoosung Kim at least it had a more trickier means of getting past its defenses unlike that THIRD DEATH STAR that purposefully left the same weakness
Did you know Rex is canon now? He appears in Star Wars Rebels
Indeed! Tis awesome.
i mean, he has always been canon, star wars the clone wars is still canon dude
No way! I've been meaning to see it, but I haven't found the time! My sister told me a lot about Rebels, but I don't remember here saying anything about that! What does he do? Don't tell me if it'll spoil anything important.
@@kylemorello4787 He does a lot, he's awesome
I remember, it was very trippy.
well he was right about the third death star
14:07 I can't believe I didn't pick this up!!!! 5/25/77🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow, that is a good reference!
As for your opening request: Someone call JJ Abrams to make a new Death Star
5:23 and then Rise of Sourdough told us R2 could've rebooted 3P0 at any time between Sith and Rogue One.
C3PO truly is a lucky bastard
Entertaining as always Tony.
21:04 : And LITERARLY AT THAT MOMENT, my phone lost connection with the server...
11:35 Also a tendancy to sell your soul to a Purple Animatronic Dragon.(Spoilers!)
I don't care what anyone thinks, I LOVE the Star Wars Prequels
Brothah!
Quiet you! (Push)...
I kid! I've got my Last Jedi, you've got your prequels. Actually, I kinda like the prequels too, even though I recognize the problems people have with them (not in a "I know why you don't like these aspects, but I do" way like I feel about TLJ). Even still, I understand and appreciate what George was trying to do with these aspects. Yes, even Anti-Dory's the Gungan.
You know what would be cool? If Star Wars Galaxy Edge opened up and one of the attractions included the original Star Tours ride
WHY THE HELL IS THERE A THIRD DEATH STAR!?
Also: Who's short-stuff there in the front of the group at 14:33?
13:31 Bees. my god.
(YES LINKARA REF FOR THE WIN)
12:27 you might remember that Easter egg from the Death Star scene in the Adventures Continue
16:12 - In other words, Galen Erso's sabotage holds-up.
literally the only good thing on channel Awesome these dayz.
18:48 Is the dad in that advertisement played by the same actor as the lead in "Escape from Tomorrow"?
+Wintermute01001 Fraid not.
We already have two Jims, do we really need any more of them running around Disneyland trying to convince the public that the turkey legs are really emus and that Spaceship Earth is a giant testicle?
That would be hilarious, but I'm afraid not. The poor guy just can't escape insane Theme Park trips.
Why is there a third Death Star? Got two possible theories! It is the first order, or two it is Thrawn!
You can tell when someone isn't an actual Star Wars fan when they don't even know who Admiral Ackbar is.
14:00 - It could just be the Imperial Remnant or some holdouts.
Yeah for a old PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN ride fan like me.....what they did with just RANDOMLY throwing in the movie elements in 2006 was horrifying.
Sparrow has NOTHING to do with the story of pirates raiding a seaside town,
Barbossa has a very stiff replacement compared to the more moveable older figure of Blackbeard,
Davy Jones is just randomly THERE in the cavern and they give him NO story reason(worst yet the telling of there being cursed pirate treasure is COMPLETELY GONE!!!????)
I seriously think DISNEYLAND has honestly forgotten Jack is even in the park given the fact that STAR WARS LAND is being build up now.
Thank you for re-uploading the video
I'm glad 6 year old me enjoyed it while he could. I don't remember everything but, just having a blast.
KETCHUP !!!!
They start to get to the point @ around 7:50.
Does anypne remember which SJWaC episode ot was that had a skit of Charlie basically being in an abusive relationship with a Figment puppet?
That was in my Shrek 4D review: th-cam.com/video/O_vxh7suQCI/w-d-xo.html
Tony Goldmark Thanks!
If you do something about Star Wars Galaxy Edge can it be at the park please
I'm doing that in the style of Jerk.
well i didn't see a star speeder 3000 in the background of Episode 7. eh, maybe Episode 9.
Are you gonna do a state of the parks or at least a update on Rex being in galaxy edge
Woo! We in a comment yo!!!
15:41 Answer: George Lucas' Paycheck!
21:08 We just talking about...
Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup...
21:09: What...the....hell....was...that?
ketchup
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OMG She Mistaked Spazzmaster For Spammals (My Favourite TH-camr)
Hey, the video's back on mobile.
I was in Disneyland resort Paris when i was 10 years old (back in 2006) and i kinda liked it but i mostly remember feeling like shit after riding space mountain. I came to reallize that the pirates ride had the fastest moving que , but most of all i remember star tours. That was awsome, though my stomach begged to differ. Interrestingly enough i actually got more vivid and joyfull memories of the luvre and riding the paris metro than disneyland ......guess the happiest place on earth(in France)was merely a somewhat amusing whatever......But oh boy do i remember all thse cool paintings and weird art projects in the luvre(especially some video being played of a woman disfiguring her face with wire) .Though the mona lisa was kind of dissapointing....just like most of disney land ......MOST of it. Plus disney land sucked because the carl barks/don rosa versions of donald duck and scrooge mcduck were nowhere to be found, it was all kinda lifeless.
Don't worry, Jerk. As Sir Terry always said, the real king is the one who put the sword IN the stone in the first place.
15:41 WHY THE HELL IS THERE A THIRD DEATH STAR!?!
Do you think they add a third death star in force awakens just to fix this film?
"Can someone consult my physician?!"
Pre-Disney: How dare you Lucas change things in the special edition and directing the prequels you are ruining your own legacy for Star Wars
2012: Disney buys Star Wars
Everyone: ahh thank you Disney surely we shall see what the future holds for Star Wars
Kathleen Kennedy/Disney: 😏 they have no ideas for what will happen
Sequel Trilogy: gets a good start but later on causes controversy and divide dividing the fans
Disney: Cancels the Legends/Expanded Universe
Fans: DISNEY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO LUCAS LEGACY
Disney: I’m alternating the deal pray I don’t alternate any further
Fans: we want George back
Lucas: OH NOW YOU WANT ME BACK honestly Jon and Dave should be in charge at least THEY KNOW Star Wars and my vision of storytelling for the series
I've been to Disneyland several times in the 90s and early 2000s and never saw rex the pilot, I've always saw Johnny5 from short circuit as the pilot
Nah, that was Rex. Johnny5 looks similar.
If this is suppose to take place after Return of the Jedi, this would have lead to The Force Awakens.
Wow. XD
Ketchup...
he reuploaded this on b day
Hey Jerk...for the Dream joke in this Episode...What was with that Ketchup bit?
Ketchup.
@@TonyGoldmark Ketchup, Ketchup Ketchup?
@@jamesloveland7315 ketchup.
@@TonyGoldmark Mustard.
@@jamesloveland7315 th-cam.com/video/-4I0Q-roV-g/w-d-xo.html
god damn it, muyap blocked the original version of this video with the OG music in most countries.
“Star Tours is the only thing that was thankfully untouched by George Lucas evil grasp”
Oh how that aged well since Disney bought Star Wars
Personally, I dug the prequels. Or, at least, I dug the one that didn't have the monologue about sand. The other two were freakin' awesome, though.
They were fine.
Ikrani except Jar Jar he sucks
Jakethedog3275
Honestly, Jar Jar was just kinda "there". Characters who have no self-awareness and just keep doing what they're doing, ignoring how much they annoy everyone around them, get under my skin. Jar Jar's more like Donkey from Shrek: he's annoying, he's disaster-prone, but he knows he can't help it and he feels kinda bad about it for how often it gets him in trouble.
well it's technically a spoiler but it's on the poster so...there is a third death star but it's not called that.
+Kyle Towers Nor does it look like that. Which means the one in this ride was a FOURTH Death Star.
When’s the France joke
Dollywood
What about it?
Man, I kinda miss the days when the Star Wars Prequels were the worst movies ever. Little did we know that just a year later, the big D would buy and own Lucasfilms and every single piece of Star Wars merchandising out there. For most fans, the Disney Star Wars films have been considered even worse than the prequels. Many people are even saying the Force Awakens and especially The Last Jedi make the prequels look like the Original Trilogy. But 2011 was a different time, back when we only had three below average films. (Although I heard Revenge of the Sith had its moments and is considered to be the best out of the three prequel films).
Dude, don't let other people dictate your opinions for you. What do YOU think about the new movies?
Honestly, I think the new Disney Star Wars movies are better the prequels but not quite as good as the original trilogy movies.
Well then, if you "kinda miss the days when the Star Wars Prequels were the worst movies ever," guess what, those days are still here!
I say cut Jar Jar some slack - at least he's not as bad as C-3PO.