the Profesor expert and Jimmy bit gets me every time, I wonder was he also the editor who made the epcot special video and was speaking with the "you fool that´ll never work" guy
Further Star Tours Update: They added two new intros (Kylo Ren, and First Order Stormtroopers), a new primary film (Jakku, w/Finn), three new hologram messages (BB-8, Maz Kanata, and Poe Dameron), and a new ending film (Crait into Batuu), bringing the sequences to a total of EIGHTEEN, and the combinations are now at a record-breaking THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY TWO. Observations as to whether those will make the ride even more exciting still remain to be seen.
At the moment, I believe they're locked on the Jakku and Crait sequences, with the two intros and three hologram messages randomized. So right now, there's six different combinations. I've heard rumors that they'll eventually divide the simulators between the 2011 OT/prequel sequences, and the Disney-owned new trilogy sequences.
Thanks! I'd only ever been to the DHS one since the updates happened, during which I got the Darth (or was it Kylo? I forget)/Tatooine/Yoda/Death Star combination. I'll be at Disneyland in a couple days to ride this and see which ones I get then.
Update: I got Darth/Tatooine/Ackbar/Death Star this time. I can only hope they’re going back to all 372 destinations or dividing up the simulators into the old and new materials.
Fun fact: Not only have they added Boba Fett to Vader's posse but the ride also sends you to the Battle of Jakku! And during both of those instances, my sister was chosen as the rebel spy!
That moment you remember the original line was "Thanks for letting me get picked up on Reviewtopia." And then you start laughing out loud, because Reviewtopia.
***** It's a long and complicated story. Let's just say someone did something inappropriate, one of the admins became super controlling, a huge falling out happened, and most of the contributors/fanbase left. The site has mostly died since then.
18:34 palpatine: this is who I picked to be my successor. sweet space Jesus no wonder I lost. good news I get to come back and he's dead! right? he's not gonna come back as a force ghost to right?"
+RhythmGameAddict The beach near the Santa Monica Pier. Same place where we shot Spazz hunting elephants and me holding sand in my hands in part two. And later, where I shot a lot of the end of my Escape From Tomorrow review.
Ok so I don't have a TH-cam channel and I haven't done anything noteworthy but if I HAD, you bet your boots I would name Some Jerk With A Camera among my primary comedic influences. Take that however you like.
Wait. You’re telling me, Captain Rex isn’t a clone?! I knew his movements we too rigid!! Also, C3P0 did pilot Padme’s Nubian Yacht (Yes, that’s the official name of the ship. You were wrong if you called it a Starfighter. It doesn’t have any weapon systems. It’s a blessing and a curse to be a Star Wars geek) and R2 probably did most of the flying, after all, astromechs were made for flight assistance
I finally went on this version of the ride back in June. They had reverted the upgraded season of the force version of the ride back to this one, so even though I got Naboo, Jar Jar ducked the speeder...
+The Cartoon Physicist's Noughtie List In just about any decent audio-editing program - I use Audacity, which is free to download - there should be features to alter both pitch and speed, separately. I lowered his voice's pitch, changed the speed to match the original voice, and laid them on top of each other, then added reverb to the whole thing.
Wait, so if Jerk got sent to an Alternate Dimension, have the episodes of SJWAC since this one been taking place in said-Alternate Dimension? This just raises questions : /
Not necessarily worth an entirely new video, but thought about doing an update since the Force Awakens scene were added to the ride? (Which might I add really screws with the continuity, since these are prequel based...but still feature the Empire and scenes from the original trilogy....but now they also feature new Force Awakens scenes from a time after the Empire....)
Wintermute01001 Nope - in the dimension where I was sent, since it was exactly the same, there was ALSO a Jerk who erased himself from THAT existence. The All-Being switched them around.
Tony Goldmark Hey Jerk, this is kind of embarrassing, but I think I accidentally murdered your interdementional clone with a Chainsaw. And a refrigerator. And a dead cow. And a living cow. And I think a clown was involved somehow, but I'm not sure. Then I think I feed him to that clone and then ate the clown myself. But the point is that I am only kind of sorry because that clown was delicious.
Tony Goldmark you never know ? Also Out of curiosity through is Spaz, The Wire and Garret still in Barbados waiting for you in that timeline to this day?
@@notchuckproductions5029 no because i erased myself from having ever existed in the first place, in fact the whole first season technically never happened, only it did happen in the other universe and oh no i've gone crosseyed
How the hell can someone be half sand? It's physically impossible. Does sand have a penis or a vagina? And if so, you'd have a tough texture to your skin or be too messy. You fascinate me. You could be donating your body for science.
It's from Al's appearance on the 1992 Gospel Christmas special "The Winans' Real Meaning of Christmas." Warning: It's pretty bad. th-cam.com/video/zQn3O7Y-4HM/w-d-xo.html
![ILLSLICK - THE KING'S LANDING [Freestyle]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/feIJJnNkTfk/mqdefault.jpg)
"I am... half sand" is such an underrated, brilliant joke
This is the first video I've seen of Some Jerk with a Camera, and I have to say, you're the best theme park reviewer I've ever seen, Tony.
the Profesor expert and Jimmy bit gets me every time, I wonder was he also the editor who made the epcot special video and was speaking with the "you fool that´ll never work" guy
Weird-Al is the coolest cameo man. My soul is tickled!
If the Vader bit in the ride made Jerk go crazy, the ending of Rogue One must have blown him through the roof.
Oh God, is that a voice clip from Over the Hedge? You have won my eternal respect already, good sir.
Dylan Nicholson mine too
Further Star Tours Update:
They added two new intros (Kylo Ren, and First Order Stormtroopers), a new primary film (Jakku, w/Finn), three new hologram messages (BB-8, Maz Kanata, and Poe Dameron), and a new ending film (Crait into Batuu), bringing the sequences to a total of EIGHTEEN, and the combinations are now at a record-breaking THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY TWO.
Observations as to whether those will make the ride even more exciting still remain to be seen.
At the moment, I believe they're locked on the Jakku and Crait sequences, with the two intros and three hologram messages randomized. So right now, there's six different combinations. I've heard rumors that they'll eventually divide the simulators between the 2011 OT/prequel sequences, and the Disney-owned new trilogy sequences.
Thanks! I'd only ever been to the DHS one since the updates happened, during which I got the Darth (or was it Kylo? I forget)/Tatooine/Yoda/Death Star combination. I'll be at Disneyland in a couple days to ride this and see which ones I get then.
Update: I got Darth/Tatooine/Ackbar/Death Star this time. I can only hope they’re going back to all 372 destinations or dividing up the simulators into the old and new materials.
Fun fact: Not only have they added Boba Fett to Vader's posse but the ride also sends you to the Battle of Jakku! And during both of those instances, my sister was chosen as the rebel spy!
This video is great for so many reasons! You are hilarious man, definitely subscribing
I've gotten into RedLetterMedia recently so now 3:35 is even funnier to me
I love RLM
That moment you remember the original line was "Thanks for letting me get picked up on Reviewtopia."
And then you start laughing out loud, because Reviewtopia.
+Daniel Adkins Stupid question.
What's a Reviewtopia?
***** An old reviewing site Jerk (and Spazz and Neige) used to be on. I was a pretty big part of the community there. Then everything went to hell.
***** Went to hell?
***** It's a long and complicated story. Let's just say someone did something inappropriate, one of the admins became super controlling, a huge falling out happened, and most of the contributors/fanbase left. The site has mostly died since then.
***** I'll take your word for it.
Thank you.
13:42 - "Wait, now I'm Jimmy again?" I busted out laughing when he said that!
That Decemberists sample was when I really knew you had great taste Jerk! 😄
I find it funny that the All-Being looks like a character from Onward
just happened to stumble across this video and my god is it glorious....just glorious.
18:34 palpatine: this is who I picked to be my successor. sweet space Jesus no wonder I lost. good news I get to come back and he's dead! right? he's not gonna come back as a force ghost to right?"
Jerk wanting to be kidnapped is my spirit animal sometimes!
I need a Some Jerk box set. I love you always.
Probably an extremely mundane question, but where were the "Barbados" shots filmed?
+RhythmGameAddict The beach near the Santa Monica Pier. Same place where we shot Spazz hunting elephants and me holding sand in my hands in part two. And later, where I shot a lot of the end of my Escape From Tomorrow review.
8:13 - How can Spazz and Morgan go to In-and-Out Burger when they are in Florida and there's no In-And-Outs in any part of Florida? LOL
They got kidnapped a third time, duh
Continuity error at it's best.
@11:13 - ahh...the haunting theme from "Dr. Some Jerk With A Camera's 3D House of Cutting A Bitch"!
Also where is the clip of werid al singing Go Tell it on the mountain from ? I have it stuck in my head,and I can't find it anywhere .
That would be "The Winans Real Meaning Of Christmas" from 1992. th-cam.com/video/zQn3O7Y-4HM/w-d-xo.html
It is hilarious how star wars nerds will connect this to the history and lore when you look at the star tours's wookiepedia page!
6:58 -- Some say she's still running with that lightsaber to this day.
8:04 Me when I want to do something else instead of the other person.
Ok so I don't have a TH-cam channel and I haven't done anything noteworthy but if I HAD, you bet your boots I would name Some Jerk With A Camera among my primary comedic influences. Take that however you like.
I somehow managed to get Darth Vader both times I rode on my first trip to Disneyland
I SURE HOPE THAT DOESNT HAPPEN AGAIN
Also, I was trying to find the end credits music but I can't find it anywhere... Can you post a link?
CyberCross11 www.amazon.com/What-Wookie-Christmas-When-Already/dp/B001PMD1Q2
16:58 just because you say you dident doesn't make it any less awkward
It's supposed to be a Jedi mind trick
I wanted to hear more about the situation in Narthern Alder'n 🦁😂
Wait. You’re telling me, Captain Rex isn’t a clone?! I knew his movements we too rigid!! Also, C3P0 did pilot Padme’s Nubian Yacht (Yes, that’s the official name of the ship. You were wrong if you called it a Starfighter. It doesn’t have any weapon systems. It’s a blessing and a curse to be a Star Wars geek) and R2 probably did most of the flying, after all, astromechs were made for flight assistance
i like trains.
I finally went on this version of the ride back in June. They had reverted the upgraded season of the force version of the ride back to this one, so even though I got Naboo, Jar Jar ducked the speeder...
Yeah, apparently they switch it up randomly now. Sometimes you hit him, sometimes not.
I was also chosen as the Rebel Spy but I can't remember if I got Vader.
Unfortunately rerideability only works if guests are aware that there are more possible experiences, which most tourists coming to Disneyland aren’t
How did you make th All Being's voice sound like that? I'm introducing a new character on my show that needs a similar otherwordly voice.
+The Cartoon Physicist's Noughtie List In just about any decent audio-editing program - I use Audacity, which is free to download - there should be features to alter both pitch and speed, separately. I lowered his voice's pitch, changed the speed to match the original voice, and laid them on top of each other, then added reverb to the whole thing.
+Tony Goldmark
Audacity's the best. Except when you're trying to sequence multiple audio tracks. That's such a pain for me.
Wait, so if Jerk got sent to an Alternate Dimension, have the episodes of SJWAC since this one been taking place in said-Alternate Dimension? This just raises questions : /
An alternate dimension identical to the first one in absolutely every way, yes.
Not necessarily worth an entirely new video, but thought about doing an update since the Force Awakens scene were added to the ride? (Which might I add really screws with the continuity, since these are prequel based...but still feature the Empire and scenes from the original trilogy....but now they also feature new Force Awakens scenes from a time after the Empire....)
I touched on that in a vlog I made about Season Of The Force in general: th-cam.com/video/XxRdfEXlVwU/w-d-xo.html
Guess missed that one. Thanks for the great content!
I still wonder about the original universe
Wait that bit an the begining... is that a Halloween Town reference?
The Disney Channel movie series? Nope, never seen any of 'em. What made you think that, out of curiosity?
Where did you get that shot of you talking about Re-rideability with Jimmy?
+Bart Simpson (CNDISMinion96) Innoventions. That was before the Innoventions building was consumed by Marvel and Star Wars.
+Tony Goldmark And I assume that's also where you got the shot where you were talking about Weird Al hitting his with a hammer correct?
+Bart Simpson (CNDISMinion96) yep
Wait, if Jerk was sent to an alternate dimension exactly the same as his old one, doesn't that mean there's a second Jerk somewhere out there?
Wintermute01001 Nope - in the dimension where I was sent, since it was exactly the same, there was ALSO a Jerk who erased himself from THAT existence. The All-Being switched them around.
Tony Goldmark
Well played, Jerk. Well played.
Tony Goldmark Hey Jerk, this is kind of embarrassing, but I think I accidentally murdered your interdementional clone with a Chainsaw. And a refrigerator. And a dead cow. And a living cow. And I think a clown was involved somehow, but I'm not sure. Then I think I feed him to that clone and then ate the clown myself. But the point is that I am only kind of sorry because that clown was delicious.
Do you think you will ever bring back the " The All bringing" or have jerk go back to his previous timeline?
Why would I? Like he said, they're identical.
Tony Goldmark you never know ?
Also Out of curiosity through is Spaz, The Wire and Garret still in Barbados waiting for you in that timeline to this day?
@@notchuckproductions5029 no because i erased myself from having ever existed in the first place, in fact the whole first season technically never happened, only it did happen in the other universe and oh no i've gone crosseyed
8:18 has Diamanda the background I’m pretty sure
You are correct!
How the hell can someone be half sand? It's physically impossible. Does sand have a penis or a vagina? And if so, you'd have a tough texture to your skin or be too messy. You fascinate me. You could be donating your body for science.
Haven't you ever seen Spider-Man 3?
Tony Goldmark Do you use your sick daughter to get off scott-free despite committing felonies?
Doesn't everybody?
18:53 What the Dash Rendar was that?!
"What Can You Get a Wookiee for Christmas? (When He Already Owns A Comb)" by Yulenog & Nathan Kuruna
I was talking about the footage.
th-cam.com/video/C8ZvsFCxxCU/w-d-xo.html
It's just really weird is what I was getting at.
Love the show!
12:28 Where is that clip of weird al and that song from?
It's from Al's appearance on the 1992 Gospel Christmas special "The Winans' Real Meaning of Christmas."
Warning: It's pretty bad. th-cam.com/video/zQn3O7Y-4HM/w-d-xo.html
@@TonyGoldmark Okay thanks
I was a spy too
Not to mention Florida is not on planet earth...
Hahaha... and a odd colored satan imagery.