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- Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
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Whenever she appears, she always loses, but everyone else's score goes to double digits, and I think that makes her the true winner.
Some times the goal isn't to win, it's to institute chaos.
I think this is the most everyone has ever laughed
Other people laughing is the hardest thing to not laugh at. Even if you don't find the thing funny
She got Brennan to hit 20, incredible work
dragging everyone else with her
Okay, hear me out: we bring on all the people that don’t break…but we also bring Amy.
I’d love to see Katie laugh 12 times in one episode because of Amy
Amy "I must break you" Vorpahl
Brennan didn't used to break.
@@ZeldaboyOG yeah hes one of them. its just not fair when amy is around. like you can only compose yourself so much
I'm totally down for this!
Amy: *"I forgot it was Seinfeld I mean"*
Brennan: **The sound of air escaping out of the opening airlock on a 1960s sci-fi spaceship**
Underrated comment
4:50
4:55 for the Brennan noise specifically
I saw this comment exactly as I watched that happen lnao
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this comment made it so much better holy shit
I love how Amy consistently breaks more than Grant did on an episode dedicated entirely to breaking him
Less screaming, "No! No! No! No!" but the point stands 😂
@@allenjenkins06 tbf even if we counted all the "no" repetitions, Grant probably still wouldn't reach Amy's legendary 99 laugh performance.
She more than tripled everyone else's score from her OWN bits.....
"Hello...
my name...
is...
... 50? That can't be right!
It's a masterclass on sinking the ship your on, just to kill the captain
"I panicked, and now I'm leaning in."
I feel that harder than I'd like to admit.
As someone who uses lean into the curve in my speech alot this line fucking broke me about 20 points at least lol
Absolutely iconic, what a legend she is
Thats just any decision ive made
I bought my house using this technique.
I came here for THIS comment!
Amy’s a powerful force on this show, sure she’s definitely going to laugh the most but I she unfailingly makes everyone break over and over
The dance thing was hilarious 🤣😂😆
Seriously. To think both Brennan and Rehka would hit double digits 🤣🤣🤣
I did not think we could find someone worse than Grant at this game. Yet, here we are.
She really is such a treat.
She always makes me think of Brienne of Tarth but with the giggles
I love the way Brennan said “SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME” not screaming, not soft. Just like a neutral yell.
1:15
The sheer commitment to the character.......
he screamed in lowercase
Neutral yell hotel
I know Amy is the best part of this but I loved Brennan’s “we can say that?”
I love all of Brennan’s off-script editorializations!
This is actually the first time Amy’s score was less than everyone else’s combined
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lmao
I think they’ve realized that they can laugh cause Amy is just absolutely going to lose
Specially because she didn't do 'the face". I lost it at that one.
Um, actually, since the scores are all in the negatives, it was the first time, Amy's score was HIGHER than everyone else's combined. (-65 is the smaller number compared to -60).
@@DrZaius3141 i don't think this is an ironic, knowing use of "um, actually" as you intended... i think you're just genuinely doing that to some one lol
The two things that make Brennan break without fail: being mean to Grant and Amy losing her mind.
We need an episode of Amy being mean to Grant
and the UN declaring world peace
Greetings twin
There's also the "Can we say that?" moments. I love hearing him wheeze his way through a word.
*"grantcaughtsyphillisinjanuary"*
I will always love Amy, but I have to admit Rekha's embarrassed, hysterical wail of "OH NO!" at 5:47 when she realized she'd thrown herself on the hand grenade of lunacy for no reason cracks me up.
“The hand grenade of lunacy” 😂😂😂
Stephen with the phrase or the day!
@@eddixon2015 Much obliged, good sir!
The way Rehka whacked Brennan like it was his fault did me in. 😂
The fact that Amy can utterly crush Brennan's resolve, and I think she's *the only one* who can consistently do it, AND it's unintentional... there's some primordial, beginning-of-the-universe magic there
We finally know what it looks like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
@@genderqueercam and the unstoppable force fucking wins goddammit
that's the wheeziest Brennan has been since world peace
Since "grant caught syphilis earlier this year"
@@williamhinrichs6558 "Grant caught ˢʸᵖʰⁱˡⁱˢ ᵉᵃʳˡⁱᵉʳ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʸᵉᵃʳ"
4:55
@@williamhinrichs6558 um, actually the correct phrase is "Grant caught syphilis *in January* "
@@sph3re um, actually the correct phrase is "Grant caught syphilis *in January* "
Brennan can let himself laugh because Amy is definitely going to lose.
Gets to the point that it's Amy vs everyone else
They just compete for 2nd place lol
Hahaha 🤣
"You get a microphone and you're doing comedy, so you're kind of panicking." Literally exactly what Amy was doing
best line in the video and it wasnt even meant to be a joke hahahaha
2:50 Rehka doing Katie’s patented “don’t laugh” face and not getting a point for it is fucking hilarious to me
Nice catch!!
3:23 her trying to spread the love 😂✊🏼 we stan a generous queen
Rehka's "woah, there are lyrics?" to amy's dance absolutely broke me
I literally spit when I heard it
She really threw her under the bus 😆😅
the knife made me cry also 😂
I am only just discovering these but that was SO quick and funny
Amy broke Brennan, he and everyone else laughed more than most losers on each other episode. She really is the winner of breaking news, nobody else can get this much laughter out of Brennan
They*
@@ultrabigfella Ally is nb, is Amy nb too?
@@grimdagoblinmain Not as far as I'm aware. I think No Sanctuary may have misread the name in your comment.
She broke everyone, behind the camera too.
@@IceMetalPunk yup, my bad I'm a dumbass.
It killed me when Amy said "I'm not tired at all. Oh no" when she noticed there was yet another dance she'd have to do. Sometimes it can get a little annoying when someone is always breaking but Amy doubles down and has fun with it which is why everyone else inevitably laughs as do I.
Brennan’s single, explosive wheeze of a laugh should have counted as three or four.
Everyone's synchronised head turn to Amy when she first started breaking was amazing
Plus the brennan's surprise face accompanied by Rekha's not-gonna-lose-my-shit yet expression
"Ah. It has begun."
They just keep putting Amy in these and giving her devastating bits, I assume, because her suffering is the most entertaining. Even her fellow anchors keep encouraging her to do "the face" which we have empirically proven- has the opposite of its intended effect. What a high scoring episode this was
@yes What are you majoring it? Just out of curiosity.
@yes sounds hilarious
@@liddad comparatively it is......
Grants one was pretty funny too
Amy's dancing (and I say this truly genuinely) made me laugh so hard a tendon or something in my neck genuinely moved out of place and I started like uncontrollably crying.
This is absolutely the definition of contagious laughter
I literally began crying and couldn’t breathe because I laughed so hard. Amy is a psychological weapon.
same.
Well put!
Monty Python's Flying Circus had a sketch called The Killing Joke
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard for YEARS
Ally realizing that they roped themself into something they knew couldn't be deliverd, followed by immediately moving on as if it didn't just happen is simply outstanding.
"What happens what a man and woman introduce themselves to each other?"
"...I'll show you."
@@QueenFondue number two!
There is a correct answer, but I don't know if I would have found it in the chaos on set. The answer is, of course, brograbs.
@@QueenFondue Kristen Applebees’ heterosexuality:
@@simonw560 THIS. THE WOMAN GOES IN FOR THE HANDSHAKE PART, AND THE MAN GOES IN FOR THE HUG PART. THIS IS THE WAY.
Amy may lose, but she will bring everyone down with her, all the way into madness.
Giving Ally "handshakes for men, hugs for women" was fucking targeted😂
There was a cut line, "high fives for enbies"
@@ChaosqueenMaddyNah, we chest bump
Amy's the catalyst for everyone on this show going off the rails.
Amy is the new Grant lol
im not sure if everyone lost or everyone won lol
Disappointed that we didn’t get break counters suddenly appearing for everyone laughing offscreen
I get the feeling it would have covered the whole screen if they did that
Hire this person sam
You also hear alot of the crew laughing
@@Savenya_Amari yeah thats what they meant
2:01 Amy’s little laugh had everyone turning because they already know it’s starting 😂 love Amy. Always a show starter
This entire show has just been an elaborate attempt to give Amy Vorpahl a heart attack
This is the most Brennan has ever smiled in any College Humor video.
when amys on, It doesn't matter if your score is 4 or 400 you won't lose
probably because that wasn't Brennan, it was an an unnamed 12 year old
In Amy's defense she was doing pretty well until the dancing
A personal best, I believe until the dancing
"Oh, there are lyrics?" was a golden reaction for that bit, won't lie.
This reads like you're being sympathetic to someone who ruined a wedding reception lmao
"I think wee dodged a bullet there" made me laugh 😭 Yeah definitely a blessing in disguise
I love the Brennan paused and was about to tell Rakha that he was supposed to do the dance and just let her do it anyway.
Amy really went "I know I'm going down but I'm gonna try and get the rest of them to go down with me"
Come on Mike, you didn’t have to single Amy’s laugh box out because she returned the garlic she ordered while watching _Um Actually_
Amy's segment was an absolute fever dream and I'm here for it
“ I panicked and now I’m leaning in” is honestly a very admirable philosophy
"Sorry I'm going fully off script"
Brennan don't you ever dare apologize for doing that
I've never seen the show go so off the rails like this before
i have! with only 3 words: Grant Anthony O'Brian
Oh, that Mr. O'Brian episode made this show what it is
Amy should get hazard pay for this lmfao
I love the fact that Amy makes literally everyone including the crew break constantly.
the 12 year old body swap thing got me so quickly 😂
Amy is too good at these. Honestly just change the rules whenever she's involved. There's no way anyone involved will be able to resist cracking with here there. I'd especially love to see her lead anchor with Katie next to her.
Yes. Have her be an interviewee and the rest have to keep it together.
@@williamjenkins4913 That's an even better idea actually, I second this.
Katie might actually break.
'I panicked and now I'm leaning in' is the biggest mood.
"I forgot it was Seinfeld" is the funniest sentence I've ever heard someone say through tears
Amy is here, guess we know who lost.
Lmao
got to hand it to her though she got giggles out of everyone else
@@welshcakeinc.65 nice among us avatar lol
@@SPAMMAN123456789 yeah it takes 20 or more to be loser of the week most of the time, but everyone was over 20
@@Kinseliplier Thx lmao made it myself when it was actually popular, i have a drawing tablet.
3:11 _I want her as my dance teacher._
_THIS IS ART!!_
I wish she was my freestyle dance teacher
The vocal sound effects Amy added to that middle dance just broke me instantly 😂
"I panicked and now I'm leaning in"
Improv at it's finest
Just watched these writers break a person through dance.
The way Amy just tries to exhale without laughing at 6:25
That wheeze at 4:56 is amazing
I think each episode that Amy is on should be called "Breaking Vorpal"
"Vorpal Sword Challenge"
She's not suppose to laugh, so she aims to transcend joy 😂
I laughed so hard that I teared up and now my face hurts because my skin is dry. Amy is too powerful.
Amy is brennans kryptonite. He usually never breaks, and he just loses it with her.
Brennan looks like he's in pain trying to hold his laughter in for the second part of the dance.
I feel like Amy was directly targeted for obvious reasons and Brennan was targeted for payback.
Rekhas laughs are less noticeable then Amy’s but, she is laughing more then they are counting.
"I Panicked and Now I'm Leaning Into It: The Amy Vorpahl Story" streaming now.
Lol Amy breaking is the only thing that can make Brennan break
Amy is a force of pure chaos causing all other people to laugh as well
They all know Amy’s going to lose so everyone else just gets to let go. I love when Amy’s on.
At first I was surprised to see that the episode is 8 minutes long, but then I saw that Amy was there.
Brennan? More like best man. Shame that he's not on the market
Agreed
That was pure ecstatic joy at a certain point holy crap. Girl was rolling the deep with them chuckles holy crap we all needed that
That moment when Amy realizes there's a lot more to go 💀💀💀 @3:33
We all knew how this would end the moment Amy appeared on screen
Whoever's doing the highlights is killing it
I relate to Amy so much when I get started laughing I just can't stop. I bet she'd even get Katie to break
My absolute favorite part of Amy’s dance is when she turns to the left and just rocks her arms back and forth as hard as she can, she looks possessed and I wouldn’t have it any other way (3:11)
Just realized that it’s called “breaking news network” because they break, as in laugh, and not because the acronym is similar to cnn. I’m dumb af. I’ve watched bnn for years.
It’s a pun on breaking news, too. As in, sudden important news
@@DeathnoteBB Yeah it's a really good name
breaking news network news. lol
"I think we dodged a bullet there"... Yep
I feel like Amy would be a lot of fun to hang out with, gotta love a person who laughs at everything… and just doesn’t stop
Amy is like a wrecking ball to everyone's scores -- especially her own! More please! She and Brennan are hilarious!
3:01 Best part ever!!!!
Amy is the best thing that’s ever happened to this show. She’s actually infectious and I love it. 😂🙏
when Amy's on, it's simply "Who Can Survive Amy" game for the rest
To put this into reference Grant lost true facts about Grant Anthony O’Brien with 30 breaks
I love how the episode kept going more and more off script.
this is the best episode of this show they've ever done. absolute glorious trainwreck from start to finish :D
4:50 "I forgot it was Seinfeld" through genuine tears nearly killed me. I scared my dog 💀
The improvised "I think we've... dodged a bullet there" that turned into a realization that wiped the even sobered Amy 😂😂😂
Everyone was doing fine, until it was Amy's turn.
Alternate title: Amy's Hilarious Dance, the new D&D Spell.
I live for those moments when the whole news team is just shaking with suppressed mirth.
5:24…
Bro, her face! I’m crying… 😂😭💀
This was a mess. A lovely one.
Has Amy lost every one she was in lmao
Surprisingly there are 2 episodes in which she doesn't lose.
She does horribly, but there is someone that does worse.
@@UltimateStarky That sounds like a miracle lol
@@UltimateStarky like that dude who got Olympic gold because everyone in front of him fell over
I love it when you can here the staff in the background laugh at them as well
I have never seen a more chaotic episode of this
Absolutely amazing 😂😂😂
Note to self: do not drink water while watching these 😂🤣 I really nearly gagged and/or spat out a mouthful of water onto my keyboard… _very very nearly_
This would be a great Jackbox game.
I mean, I know the point of these videos is for things to fall apart, but GOD DAMN this really went off the rails! Lmao
Amy Vorpahl, you utter delight of a human person.
Note to self: Videos featuring this giddy unicorn are like bottled joy and a surefire cure for dem blues. Never forget.
Is there a reason the thumbnail says "Don't Laugh News", the title is "No Laugh Newsroom", and the voiceover intro says "Breaking News"?
Dropout is terrible at branding.
@@kinyutaka multiple titles actually make it easier for people to find your stuff, and make it easier for people to stumble upon it.
Brennan's face when Amy fully breaks down AGAIN all like, "this is better than Game Changer, at least here Sam isn't FORCING me to lose, they even give me easy wins!"