These three have the best chemistry in a trio I've ever seen on TH-cam: Bob- The smart leader that no one listens to Mark- the pretty, popular, dumb one Wade- Basically Luigi
The first man wanted armor to protect himself from danger. The second wanted pillows to comfort himself from fear. *The third wanted dirt because he wanted to make it quick.*
@@5klr that's not poor balancing. Ppl who know what they're doing should be better than newcomers. It's a matter of making it accessible. But that's kinda almost impossible without loads of work from the player with how complex these games are. And with older games like wot or lol there's just not enough new players to have them all playing against each other. Also there's smurfs
@@MrMettwurst96 _"Ppl who know what they're doing should be better than newcomers."_ LOL does a better job at matching me with players at my skill level even despite the smurfs. if WOT can't do the same that's kinda their failure.
Bob and Wade: "Theres someone in our alley" "That's a really big tank" "Wow he's a high tier tank" Mark: *goes into the middle of the alley* "What?! Where are these shots coming from?!" *dies*
teamwork rarely exists in war thunder, teams only win because the right things happen at the right times, and because of good players who know what they are doing. There should be more teamwork in both games, because that's what makes some of it fun.
Colonel - You write “Born to Kill” on your helmet and you wear a Peace Button? What’s that supposed to be? Some kind of sick joke? Marine - I think I was suggesting about the duality of “Man”, Sir! -Full Metal Jacket
5:16 Wade: “Oh, this is Scotland, I thought this was Jack’s home, but that’s definitely bagpipes playing.” Mark: “Same thing, right?” Mark: *looks at camera* Me: *sings “The Office” theme*
Bob : “It’s actually the Franklin tower from Omaha Nebraska” Me, stepping outside to look on the horizon for the Franklin Tower : huh, would you look at that, my favorite tower
I've never lived in Nebraska, but I used to go to a vacation home there, near Lake McConaughey. Aside from all the goat heads, and brown recluses, it's a nice place.
I remember a long time ago, a message in Mark's chat while he was streaming said "Play World of Tanks", just to be met with a resounding "No." Well WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MARK? I AM! HA-HA!
Its about damage not kills, you could get 14 kills but only get like 100 damage which is nothing. If you wanna do good inn low tiers atleast have 500 average damage. You can also do assist damage or scout to do good.
@@frederik3313 I know that, my friend. It was just a joke. Anyone that plays at a high level knows that damage is what counts, because that means they are good in the heat of battle; anyone can clean up a Tank with 1 lucky, well-timed shot.
Everyone at the beginning: use my Link! Me: use my Zelda *Sibling walks in and just stares at me* *I stare back* Sibling: use my Mario Other sibling: WALUIGIIIIIIIIII
Sneeky Snake that is the best thing you could have ever said even though I have tier 9 on WOT I play Warthunder because I enjoy the realistic entities within the game
As a Tanker i do appreciate Bob knowing most terms that we use that most people dont know. Also as a fan of mark i love it but its so painful to watch.
3:07 Mark: I’m gonna charge up the middle here. Wade: I don’t have- (laughing) You okay, Mark? There’s a big bad boy there. Mark: Who’s a big bad boy? You’re a being a big baby. You think I’m not afraid of this?
These three have the best chemistry in a trio I've ever seen on TH-cam:
Bob- The smart leader that no one listens to
Mark- the pretty, popular, dumb one
Wade- Basically Luigi
You’re saying Mark’s a himbo
Wade Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing
Polaris the dragon “He’s a male bimbo, he’s a mimbo!” -Jerry Seinfeld
B A S I C A L L Y L U I G I
Danny Duncan himbo sounds better + himbo culture has already been established but jerry was on the right track
Mark: *Zoned out*
"Wait I didn't hear a goddamn thing."
^ Literally me in my everyday life
CutsieGamer me from the start of high school to the end of high school
Big attention deficit energy
Ok so you’re an annoying person to talk to? Nice flex
@@monkydance2880 He just means that they vibe well and can enjoy a moment of peace together. Sounds pretty nice to me.
“What if I use armor”
“What if I use pillows”
“W h a t i f I u s e d i r t”
The first man wanted armor to protect himself from danger.
The second wanted pillows to comfort himself from fear.
*The third wanted dirt because he wanted to make it quick.*
He is evolving, just backwards
ah yes,, ny favorite bedtime story: the three little pigs
A thick layer of dirt is actually very good against shock and explosives at high densities.
Minecraft: allow me to introduce myself
The title made me think this was some sort of interesting tank crew simulator. Turns out it’s just World of Tanks...
MrWerewoofie same
Same
Exactly
I was thinking the same thing. What a bait.
It's also a sponsored video, which makes it even worse.
Mark: "WHAT, FROM WHERE"
Also mark: Sitting exposed in the middle of an intersection
Artillery
Can we give props to Lixian for being an absolutely amazing editor? He deserves more credit 😤💕
He already gets a ton of credit...there's quite literally at least one person in each video that makes a comment like this.
@@kingamer123 Well, it doesn't hurt to give him more, does it?
"Good job Stuart"
"Go help Matilda"
..Those are names of the tanks, not the players.
Yeah
Hmm Baybayon the 3 TH-camrs dident know that
Yeah we all know besides people that don't know about this kind of stuff
Its sometimes easier to refer to the tank in chat to get support. It can be quicker than writing out someone username.
Hmmm a fellow man of culture...
This is a meme btw
Bob: "Is there a way to do battle with people who are bad at this game?"
One of the main reasons why new people don't play for very long
yeah i tried it but it wasn't fun being pounded on every game without knowing what i did wrong or how to do better.
@@Rin-qj7zt git gud
This is the sad truth of many competitive games, poor balancing
@@5klr that's not poor balancing. Ppl who know what they're doing should be better than newcomers. It's a matter of making it accessible. But that's kinda almost impossible without loads of work from the player with how complex these games are. And with older games like wot or lol there's just not enough new players to have them all playing against each other. Also there's smurfs
@@MrMettwurst96 _"Ppl who know what they're doing should be better than newcomers."_
LOL does a better job at matching me with players at my skill level even despite the smurfs. if WOT can't do the same that's kinda their failure.
Bob and Wade: "Theres someone in our alley"
"That's a really big tank"
"Wow he's a high tier tank"
Mark: *goes into the middle of the alley* "What?! Where are these shots coming from?!" *dies*
bruh lol pmao lmao xd tw
with the side of his tank facing him the entire time. i peeped it was a t 28 and knew instantly how this would go. 😂 😂
3:11
Wade: There’s a big bad boy there.
As a Markiplier Fan: This was hilarious
As a WoT player: DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN MAKE IT STOP
I just want to watch him play Warthunder
@@GiskardRevenlov please no , it would be like someone stabbing my brain a lot
Ay a fellow WoT player
@@GiskardRevenlov and ay a fellow war thunder player.
Same dude 😂
2:59 **is driving Soviet tank** **teammate gets a kill** Mark: *_OUR KILL_*
"He rammed me then he blew!"
-Markiplier 2019
*MY BRAIN IS DIRT*
😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
(t._.t) imma head out
😉
blue
"It's the same link for all of us."
"Yeah but mine's better."
Lim Julim
Who Says Grown Men can’t act like children
300 IQ play
"Friend who has never deceived me!" 😂 You guys have the best banter, i swear!
Bob: "I'm nice to you sometimes, Wade. Just not when we're recording stuff."
Mark: “We did the majority of the work.”
WoT Players: “Welcome to World of Tanks.”
Well said well said. WOT in a nutshell
Wot has way more teamwork than war thunder
When you have a strategy but only 2 people understand the value of not running in the open just to get a kill
Welcome to Chili's
teamwork rarely exists in war thunder, teams only win because the right things happen at the right times, and because of good players who know what they are doing. There should be more teamwork in both games, because that's what makes some of it fun.
I love how mark is wearing a peace shirt while he’s shooting people in a Soviet tank Lmao
Joe Star *USSR ATHEM INTENSIFIES*
Colonel - You write “Born to Kill” on your helmet and you wear a Peace Button? What’s that supposed to be? Some kind of sick joke?
Marine - I think I was suggesting about the duality of “Man”, Sir!
-Full Metal Jacket
I just realized that lol
If you destroy enemy with tank, is peaceful comrad.
@@duckman12569
is not war if you end them before they scream
still waiting for the -“World’s 6th Quietest Let’s Play.”-
Still waiting for more prop hunt
@@joekassebaum4759 still waiting for some more drunk Minecraft-OH WAIT!
@@tekgeekster It could still work though? Mark could be the sober friend that has to deal with his drunk friends' antics.
@@lucasmillerthelewderofloli9327 yeah, he could be the designated streamer. Lol
Still waiting for unnecessary censorships
"I like my bush"
Ah, so this was filmed before the waxing incident.
BassetteHound or far enough after to where it grew back 💀💀💀
69 likes, *n i c e*
😭😭😭😭 000:00:00:00
@@potatonumber200 sans WHY DID YOU GUYS HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THIS PAIN TwT
@@supernovavoidking6169 Momento Mori
Mark: *plays his first battles*
any Pz I C nearby: I'M GONNA END THIS MAN'S WHOLE CAREER
probably the pz 1 C?
@@dbeerewout oh sht i thanks
So this game have bad matchmaking than
@@ardizain6849 not this time, it's same tier, but it's op... but the bad matchmaking in this game is pretty common
Or a hetzer
Mark: 'WHO KILLED ME??'
WOT players: Welcome to world of tanks 💪
Yep
WT:laughs* you know nothing about not knowing who shot you
Yep XD
Me: JUST WATCH THE RED ARROW YOU IDIOT !
me: *laughs in war thunder*
5:16
Wade: “Oh, this is Scotland, I thought this was Jack’s home, but that’s definitely bagpipes playing.”
Mark: “Same thing, right?”
Mark: *looks at camera*
Me: *sings “The Office” theme*
Me, a scottish lass: *prepare to die*
I'm disappointed that I don't understand this.
If Jack were playing with them, he would’ve turned that into a thing.
Me,an Irish lad:u wanna go fella?!
Best reference
8:27
Wade: Is that the eiffel tower? Are we in Paris?
"Literally it says that the map is PARIS"
That is the point bwcause wade asked a dumb question
That was clearly Omaha Nebraska, AKA the location of the Franklin Tower.
Mark: SCEDOOSH OoOH Can't hit meeeeeee
Also Mark: *drives into a wall because he wasn't watching where he was going*
Bob: " What are they going to bury you with their hands?!"
Mark: No My TaCtIlE sHoVeL
Read this while playing the video and Bob said it a second later...
lazy bones lol
lazy bones I read this like 2 minutes before it was said
Yes
I love how they didn’t know what artillery was so they where confused on how they kept dying
To anyone out there.
Artillery: An indirect fire weapon that fires heavy "shells" designed to destory enemy fortifications and noobs.
Yeven Carlosa how could someone not know what artillery is
@@YanosProductions Dunno.
@@YanosProductions people who dont play the game or are newbies
Many WoT veterans were there at some point. Gotta start somewhere.
Mark coming back from zoning out just relates with me so much
"My link!"
"My link!"
"My link!"
"My link!"
"Your link!"
"Bob's link! Fire!" 🔥
Lynx*
@@k1980 link*
@@anerongryffon9378 *lingk 👍
@@theloon1019 *kink 👌
@@anerongryffon9378 kinky*
Me: **gets up to go to school**
Mark: "3 men 1 tank"
Me: **lays back down**
Why do you go to school at ten
I.J. Porter it would have been 12 for me
I have to be at school by 7:40 😭
Have to be by school at 6:30
@@dingdongdirch understand timezones much?
"They're shooting back!" - Bob
Apparently never played a game where enemies fight back
mark: let's snipe, i can snipe
also mark: *rambos every tank he sees* and going "why"
"So there are ammo types in this"
Mark: *yeast*
"I feel we may have been let down here by our allies."
Many a tanker has said these words.... Often with a slew of profanity.
And some passive aggressive comments
And some pointless reporting
And lacking skill
Or top tier heavy tanks sniping
Me: *has to get ready for school*
Mark: *IMA JUST POST THIS TANK YOU*
While its time to eat dinner in my country
Tank you*
Our tank
Me: Laughes in norwegian
I'm finished school now lol. Unlucky
Bob: Scruffy's going past where we died
Mark: Yeah, but he's not screaming.......... he's not doing it right
Me: Looking at the thumbnail
My brain: This is gonna go well...
Bob : “It’s actually the Franklin tower from Omaha Nebraska”
Me, stepping outside to look on the horizon for the Franklin Tower : huh, would you look at that, my favorite tower
Bob: "Aha!" [x3 in French]
Ah, a fellow nebraskan
Wow a fellow Nebraskan nice
Hello fellow Nebraskans! Lincolnite here!
I've never lived in Nebraska, but I used to go to a vacation home there, near Lake McConaughey. Aside from all the goat heads, and brown recluses, it's a nice place.
QB: I'm the most viewed channel on TH-cam to feature WoT
Mark: Hold my T-127
Ron Mathew Joe I just want him and mark to 1v1, I wonder how quick mark would get deleted
@@cloudy2778 lol no question in that
"WHAT!? FROM WHERE!?"
Welcome to WoT.
more like war thunder when a bagle panzer kills you from 5 miles away
Anti-Camping Mechanics working as intended
@@inciacci549 *yelling*
"Sniping isn't CAMPING!"
ATGM!? From where!?
Mark: "Go Left!"
Bob: "Get the rice out of your ears!"
Mark: "Go leheheheheft!"
Was that a Game Grumps reference?
Yessiree
@@raccoonngutz That's amazing. Isn't it a few years old, too?
PlaysWithHats yeah, lol! It was a Mario Galaxy episode if I remember correctly!
Yeah its the dora the explorer bit
@@confused_haki Yup
Bob: Welp
Wade:Help me first
Mark:*Shoots Bob And Wade*
Marks lvl 100 mafia boss
Yup. You know how things work
Mark: "Insert comment"
Also Mark: "insert another slightly sarcastic comment"
Tullzter “insert expression of laughter”
Quality
“Hey I’ve seen this vid on Pornhub!”
“What do you mean? It’s brand new.”
wat
"I... Saw it on a rerun."
"Mom, what's a rerun?"
@@tekgeekster peasant your crappy jokes are confusing me
Rangerbobox1 😂
O please tell me thats true
Been playing this game for over six years, never gets old.
Affirmative!
The ruski premium tonks made me quit tho.
Nobody:
Mark in a tank: *me bigger*
I remember a long time ago, a message in Mark's chat while he was streaming said "Play World of Tanks", just to be met with a resounding "No."
Well WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MARK? I AM! HA-HA!
But now he gets the money by being sponsored and never plays again. Just like Jacksepticeye did. :(
@@Timotheuster honestly world of tanks is just a too big of a game to play if your not dedicated to it
@@C4AJ It's just too beautiful of a game to not be dedicated to it though... (Pretty sure that's a fact, not just an opinion)
@@Timotheuster Pretty big opinion there buddy ol pal
@@medidove6084 I think that 'big' there is a pretty big opinion there my older buddy-er pal-er ;P
"IT WAS MY TANK WADE!!! *MY TANK* "
-Markiplier 2015
Good call back
Frost Tiger I remember this. I won’t spoil where it’s from tho. 🤫
Woah I remember that, what was that from?
GTA
yes yes yes!
the nostalgia makes me happy :D
Mark: "We did majority of the work."
Mark: * Has 1 kill
People who get 14 kills in a match: Am I a Joke to you?
Its about damage not kills, you could get 14 kills but only get like 100 damage which is nothing. If you wanna do good inn low tiers atleast have 500 average damage. You can also do assist damage or scout to do good.
@@frederik3313 I know that, my friend. It was just a joke. Anyone that plays at a high level knows that damage is what counts, because that means they are good in the heat of battle; anyone can clean up a Tank with 1 lucky, well-timed shot.
Mark, Bob, and Wade: Yes, yes you are 😐
Actually he had *2*
2 kills
15:45 Wow... Mark actually making a good play until going totally out in the open 😂
Yes, although I think Mark didn't realize that his tank block damage like 5 to 6 times, that was a good play. XD
I mean if they understood the aiming mechanics that whole flank was a really solid play
"Get the rice out of your ears and GO! LEFT!"
- Daniel Avidan @ Dora the Explorer, 2015
8:50
Yesss, I was hoping someone else would catch that
"Get yOur ACNE ouT of YouR eArs and gO LEFT!" -Bob 2017
@@holly3595 lmao, i was sure someone would say it, that depth video is gold xD
spinksco they use this joke way more than I remember lol
Mark: USE MY LINK
Bob: USE MY LINK
Me: why not both?
I’m about to do something called a PRO…GAMER…MOVE
Stonks
Bc Mark is better
Mark missed the chance to say something like:
“I was so poor as a kid, we didn’t have free to play games like WoT, *WHO SPONSORED THIS VIDEO* .”
Mark: "Scruffy's gun is way bigger than mine."
This was so goddamned funny to me and I don't know why.
GLaDOS dick joke....
HHHHMMMMMM I WONDER WHY XD HHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM EEEEE
I love how it’s a GLaDOS dick joke and GLaDOS said idk please explain to me
I was sad when he did not mention the girth aswell
The entire beginning is just: “My link is bigger than your link” LOL
Link measuring
Wade: I've tasted all 3...
"3 Men 1 Tank"
Not gonna lie, that sounds like a title to a porno.
From something coming from Mark... It probably is
I love seeing people with the same mindset as me LOL
Wow we are all dirty....I love it
All it did was remind me of the unus annus video about 2 girls 1 cup
He did finally watch 2 girls 1 cup
I love how Mark is always so confident, yet he’s terrible at this game xD
as a history nut who plays wot often
hes soooooooo bad at this game
Never in a million years did I think mark would play this game
Most op tier 3 tank imo is the panzer I C
We mustn't forget when the tier 2 TD seal clubber was the T-18.
ShapeShifter The Pz II J’s automoader is garbage, the armour and premium ammo just makes it not matter lol. But yeah defo the strongest T3 tank.
@@ShawFujikawa what are you talking about? The best t10 tank is the t1 Cunningham, get your facts straight.
Don't think he'll be playing again :/
@ShapeShifter you said it!!! OP armor and premium matchmaking.
"2 girls 1 cup"
Mark: *"3 MEN 1 TANK"*
omg i commented like 5 mins ago 3 men 1 tank a sequel to 2 girls 1 cup
“1 Man 100 Accents”
2 ½ men in a tank
3 men no victories
😏
Mark: World of Tanks
Me: "Oh dear God, deliver us from carnage, save us from the impending fuckage that is about to be..."
Volvith facts they should have played war thunder
Luke honestly, yeah. War thunder is the best of both worlds
Wade: *does nothing*
Also Wade: “I feel like we’re the best player’s in the world”
2:36- I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come on your flank.
Me looking at title: Roger that
Lol
“He was so fast and hurty!”
"Mark, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come on your flank."
-Bob 2019
Why does Mark calling out the position of enemy tanks sound like my dad freaking out about snipers in COD? 😂
Good question
@@wolfiethesniper5403 m
your dad plays with you? lucky
Everyone at the beginning: use my Link!
Me: use my Zelda
*Sibling walks in and just stares at me*
*I stare back*
Sibling: use my Mario
Other sibling: WALUIGIIIIIIIIII
GalacticStar 😂
Me somehow only having access to a Samus but not knowing how to use it
"I don't feel so good Mr. Bob..."
*me who plays world of tanks a lot judging their actions*
“no.... just no”
Me: happy norway noises
Should've tried war thunder smh
Exacly lol
Sneeky Snake that is the best thing you could have ever said even though I have tier 9 on WOT I play Warthunder because I enjoy the realistic entities within the game
World of tanks is sh*t
Edit: maybe not sh*t but war thunder is better
3:26 I really hope the "dip, dive, and dodge" was Bob referring to the Dodgeball movie
"Put another one the scoreboard for me.Ding!"
Markiplier 2019
Me: *In school*
Mark: *post video*
Me: *Ight ima head out*
Me too... In English rn😂
I got sick so im glad im not in school
@@loopysuvivalist3684 same here😂
*laughs in asian*
BabuBabu LoL u still in school we broke up 2 weeks ago
Anyone remember
Mark:”WADE YOU TOOK MY TANK IT WAS MY TANK”
Yes gta5
Ahaha yes classic gta 5 episode
lol, gтa
Such a goooooooood episode
I thought it was a reference to "it was MY JOKE!"
Aw, Mark finally got his tank.
15:30 OMG I CAN’T BREATHE 🤣
*Second battle*
"What happened?!"
"Oh it's happening to me, what, what happened?!"
Luchs.
İ call it the cursed tank of the rank
Mark: I was like Rambo!
Bob: yeah, you were like Rambo. You died...
"tHe FeEt HeAd"
-Markiplier 2019
Bob : I like your Bush
Me remembering Unnus Annus video : What are your thoughts on Korea?
Me: *Sees the title*
Also me: *_I like where this is going_*
I thought they some how actually rented a tank. I like this better.
Omg mark and co playing WoT I never thought I'd see this
Ikr
Mark: three men one tank
Me: *GTA flashbacks*
*ThAt wAS mY taNk, wAdE!!*
AHHHH WADEEEE!!!
Waaaaaaaddddddeeeeee nnnnnoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
I just sat there, hearing their arguments ringing through the back of my head like a vivid flashback
Bob: "so there are ammo types in this"
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Mark:"yeast"
TH-cam: your content cannot be directed at kids lest you be deleted
Also TH-cam: plays ad for literal Mario toy set
Mark: LOOK AT HALSEY! She has four kills! LOVE YOUR MUSIC!
Everybody:
Me: I LOVE HALSEY TOO MARK!
8:15
"chilling in back and not die right away"
Well... there is this class called Self Propelled Gun and Tank Destroyer....
I love the edits by Lixian. There are just so amazing.
8:35
Bob: *[Constantly spouting bullshit]*
Wade: *[Sincerely listening, hoping to learn]*
Ah, friend who has never deceived me!
2:35
Bob: "I'm gonna come on your flank."
Everyone: Casually ignores that Bob said that.
Mark: Bob’s link smells like bacon.
*Oh hell yes*
Bob: you died just like Rambo
Me: Rambo never died
Yes, that was the joke Bob was making. Good job catching it.
@@ShaydeDragon12 why so serious I was just getting in on the fun
He died as an actor right after the Italian Stallion.
He kills himself in the book.
"what else is there to know?"
Me, thinking about everything I've learned from qb and other top tier players' replays:
Well you see...
PoH well you see, essentially what you do is *you switch to War Thunder*
@@Vox_Popul1 lol
U right
Meh, wot has more tanks, and personally I think its more fun
@@Vox_Popul1 well you see, there are BOTS in that game in low tiers
Mark: The link is the same for all of us
Also Mark: MY LINK IS BEST LINK
“ I’m dead now” - Bob 2019
I’m was dead laugh when he said that
What? I am was dead laugh when he said that
They should play hell let loose becuase one of them can be a driver gunner and commander
"Halsey's on the other team! *quiet* I love your music!"
that was SO cute?
It was surprisingly adorable xD
*D-day, 1944 footage of allied troops storming the beaches colorized*
Pecan vs KryozGaming
Ah yes, I was waiting for the next episode of “pecan strikes Markiplier’s comment section again,” I’m loving the series so far!
*Sad Soviet Tank Noice
Where I live: *snows*
Mark: *posts video*
Me: *calls work* ...so I'm not feeling well
Canada?
Which country?
@@flamingcat1101 northwestern US
As a Tanker i do appreciate Bob knowing most terms that we use that most people dont know. Also as a fan of mark i love it but its so painful to watch.
2:13
"Alright it looks like.."
Aye
aye
AYEEE
Me: It looks like what? LIKE WHAT?!
Mark: *goes on ice*
Me: *hopes he dies*
Don’t ask it’s just funny when he dies
Mark and Bob: DEAR GOD WHAT WAS THAT?!
*Auto cannons at tier 2*
*Laughs in kv2 in tier 4 match making*
3:07
Mark: I’m gonna charge up the middle here.
Wade: I don’t have- (laughing) You okay, Mark? There’s a big bad boy there.
Mark: Who’s a big bad boy? You’re a being a big baby. You think I’m not afraid of this?