The first Ass% record was left unbeaten for years. It wasnt even properly recorded and performed with two fishsticks instead of wii remotes which was acceptable at the time. Then, all of a sudden, several new challengers emerged! Each one had a shot of beating Ass. But the Ass was left unbeaten until one day...in May 2024 this happened...This is the history of Ass%
current video essays be like: tacky citypop/vaporwave/synthwave/lofi music in the background with an obscenely unnecessary amount of over edited transitions and text pop ups with snails pace verbose voiceover yapping narration
If anyone is wondering why this is even a thing in German... It's the German word for "ace". Like, "Oh, that was an ace round!" Or in this case, ace as one (hole-in-one). Either way, it works for our purposes. In Pokemon, I have fought and defeated many an "Ass-Trainer" who surprisingly aren't so *ass* at battling as the other classes... XD
I love how the speedrunning community has everything from dissecting a game's leaked source code to find ways of saving individual frames to getting the word ass to appear on screen.
Hey so a bit of a correction, but a very understandable mistake, the actual time should be recorded as 1:51.70 because the timer used in the video is a frame counter rather than a hundredths-timer. 42 frames is 70 hundredths of a second so that would be the official time.
You certainly took your time putting the tip in and out with lining up those swings. Very satisfying, it would be excruciating to watch if it wasn't so fast. This person knows how to get ass while having fun.
Love to see a better refined run of this, there are prob 3ish seconds of menuing to save at least, and it looked like 10 on practice swings, then another 10 on the reset. Ass in under 80 should be possible with a little grinding
Nintendo puts such playful and nice sound effects in their games. I spent many an hours as a kid playing wii sports and sports resort. Really wonderful games, and this is a funny speedrun :>
Contratulations! Obviously not your first attempt at a quick ass, this was very fast. However there is ample room in this ASS% run for optimalizations.
Can't believe my best bro (VoicedTunic) invented a fucking speedrun category. He held a WR for completing the whole of Hitman 1+2 for a bit too. That one was goofy for different reasons.
Yea I bend the rules there, because this category was not taken seriously and I was lazy. But since this gained a bit of attention, I will do it better in potential future runs :)
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The first Ass% record was left unbeaten for years. It wasnt even properly recorded and performed with two fishsticks instead of wii remotes which was acceptable at the time. Then, all of a sudden, several new challengers emerged! Each one had a shot of beating Ass. But the Ass was left unbeaten until one day...in May 2024 this happened...This is the history of Ass%
😂😂😂
Does anyone else hear that music
we need summoning salt on thsi imediately
wasn't*
@@JorgetePaneteno
cant wait for the 2 hour summoning salt documentary on this
the history of ASS
And that all changed in May 2024, when speedrunner alnik001 submitted this run.
_dreamy synth song starts playing_
its watching...
current video essays be like: tacky citypop/vaporwave/synthwave/lofi music in the background with an obscenely unnecessary amount of over edited transitions and text pop ups with snails pace verbose voiceover yapping narration
If anyone is wondering why this is even a thing in German... It's the German word for "ace". Like, "Oh, that was an ace round!" Or in this case, ace as one (hole-in-one). Either way, it works for our purposes. In Pokemon, I have fought and defeated many an "Ass-Trainer" who surprisingly aren't so *ass* at battling as the other classes... XD
same thing for Valorant. if you kill the entire 5 player opposing team by yourself in a round, it’s called an Ace. but if you play in german..
same for yugioh, there’s an archetype called “sky striker ace” and americans love the german cards for it
It’s the same energy as how “slut” is the Swedish word for “the end.” God I love languages lol
@@emilyofjane That's still not as unfortunate as 내가 being a word for "Me" in Korean.
Go ahead. Look at how it's pronounced.
@@itryen7632 We don't have the keys on our keyboard to look that up, just tell us what it is like the other people
I love how the speedrunning community has everything from dissecting a game's leaked source code to find ways of saving individual frames to getting the word ass to appear on screen.
From what I've read, it's not so much "getting it to appear on screen." It's just a word in German.
It's "ace" in German @@urphakeandgey6308
is it real?
Well Morrowind has the N-word% category so...
@@Cy-by ass in from German translates to Ace in English
Crazy thing is that this Ass can be optimized
Or to put it another way... you can beat this ass.
Need to get a better Ass than this
It can be waaaay more optimal than this
Unoptimal Ass
For now, that ass is undefeated
we need a TAS for ASS%
a TASS if you will
I won't.
wheeze
but
I will
Tool assisted ass
Damn, even the Wii Motion Plus calibration was fast. I remember those taking 15 millennium to finally calibrate
If you lay the Remote down before the calibration screen appears it is way faster
@@alnik001he’s got the tech already
Since when did “doing what the prompt says” count as “tech”??
@@Sanelora1 it’s all jokes bro
Hello Summoning Salt! History in Ass%
Lol
someone stole your comment!!!
The English "Hole in One" really nailed it for me
where did it nail it?
@@D0ASKE in the ASS
There really is a hole in one.
Als deutscher fühl ich mich geschmeichelt das unsere Sprache zu einem solch wunderbaren Nutzen verwendet wird.
You know you suck when even the game says you're ass
This run was insane man, we laughed, we cried, we didn't believe, but in the end he managed to get it. Amazing performance and congrats on the WR! 👏👏
You are just built different, my friend 👏🏽🔥💯⛳️🏌️♂️🏁
Good job bro! You weren’t *ass*
but he is
Of course alnik’s gonna be the one to take this record lmao
Jahns getting it next
@@beem4248he did lol
the fact the announcer still says hole in 1 makes it so much funnier
Extremely impressive feat of intelligence, skill, and gaming prowess. I congratulate you and your monstrous effort into this speed run.
Hey so a bit of a correction, but a very understandable mistake, the actual time should be recorded as 1:51.70 because the timer used in the video is a frame counter rather than a hundredths-timer. 42 frames is 70 hundredths of a second so that would be the official time.
y r u gae?
You certainly took your time putting the tip in and out with lining up those swings. Very satisfying, it would be excruciating to watch if it wasn't so fast. This person knows how to get ass while having fun.
2:12 LMFAO I died laughing when he said "hole in one" 😂😂😂😂😂
We need a 3 hours long Summoning Salt video about this.
And we need it now!
That was a behemoth of cultural excellence. Thank you for this priceless contribution to my feed.
GG bro this was amazing!!
ass 👍
You had me at Schlag.
Welcome back!
Congrassulations on your record!
Great to see you back man! 🍻
German word for "Ace", of course.
*you ain’t wrong*
Love to see a better refined run of this, there are prob 3ish seconds of menuing to save at least, and it looked like 10 on practice swings, then another 10 on the reset. Ass in under 80 should be possible with a little grinding
Hey alnik! Very happy to see you. Welcome back❤🎉
Good to see you back 🙏🏻
Press the + button in Wii options for a time save
The dead-inside face of the Mii is the icing on the cake for me
Just when things were starting to look bleak, alnik got this run
Beating this record is certainly possible.
Exactly what I expected. Not disappointed.
Congrats on WR😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
This is funny
Yes
We were joking about this being a competitive category, but you do you.
Amazing video. TH-cam recommendation feed is SO BACK
The most impressive thing about this is how fast that Wii remote calibrated.
AVGN's favorite category.
The Wii golf god is back 😮
Is this seriously the trend of today's Internet?
Because I am loving it.
I don't know what else i expected
This is a good speedrun because the rng + the setuo time means people cant just retry over and over for the rng to favor them.
best speedrun ive ever watched
My friend, you can save a fraction of a second and get more consistency by using the + button on the Wiimote to scroll the menu.
Funniest thing I seen all day
We are witnessing the greatest competitive rivalry of our time
Omg your back!!!
Can't wait for a tool assisted speedrun. TAS ASS.
glad to see this game is still relevant in 2024
Truly inspiring
I am currently a -19 WSR golfer, and I think you are an inspiration! I would kill for there to be a competitive esports team.
Nintendo puts such playful and nice sound effects in their games. I spent many an hours as a kid playing wii sports and sports resort. Really wonderful games, and this is a funny speedrun :>
underrated golf player
Theres a TON of room for optimization here. This is gonna be competitive
This made my day
Even though I knew it was coming, I still laughed.
The ass of spades! The ass of spades 🎶
-Motörhead
Mouth-breather Mii. How appropriate.
solid menuing bossman
let us see how this new speedrunning category will unfold
You could theoretically shave off 15 seconds by having a German Wii
Contratulations! Obviously not your first attempt at a quick ass, this was very fast. However there is ample room in this ASS% run for optimalizations.
Legendary
It's interesting to see language selection as part of timing. Most speed games I know about don't include options stuff in the time.
Ass in German: As from poker, also used in golf as “hole in one”
Ass in English:
major improvement on the record. still time to save.
nice job man!
That is awesome.
♂️ASS♂️WE♂️CAN♂️
Love to see a new ASS%
Luke would be proud.
Good thing Nintendo let that slide and didn’t remove it
very beatable
I want you to beat it and upload it
He can beat your ass any day
@@snbjornPizzaI beat it while watching this
You gonna beat his/her “ass”?
Can you beat his ass for us, then?
Very nice
Ohhhh, so THAT'S why Ted calls him Schlagg! He just misspelled it, clearly!
the wii startup sound at the beginning of the video startled my cat awake
Here before nintendo takes this video down
Can't believe my best bro (VoicedTunic) invented a fucking speedrun category.
He held a WR for completing the whole of Hitman 1+2 for a bit too. That one was goofy for different reasons.
Payoff was there 10/10 vid m8
And then, he did this
Here before the summoningsalt vid
This is definitely world-record ass
Its hilarious how it says hole in one right before “ass”
I personally consider this speedrun invalid, since german was not selected. It was preselected.
Yea I bend the rules there, because this category was not taken seriously and I was lazy. But since this gained a bit of attention, I will do it better in potential future runs :)
@@alnik001 haha kay :D
Man, seems like I did a lot of ASS% runs as a child.
I as a german, wondering what ass-percent would be clicked on this.
Rule 1 explained everything to me xD
Title: How to Get ASS% as Quickly as Possible
Gonna attempt this
awesome
“Hole in one”
Uh, yeah, I hope so!
We need a mod that replaces the "hole in one" sound effect with avgn yelling "ASSSSSSSSS"
Here before the record is under one minute
Laughing Hard
Mission Failed Successfully
i miss the wii
Game: Par 3
Speedrunners: No, I don't think I will