Duckfootification I think he gets more pissed off with the game and the endless losses and Trott gets annoyed with him. So the in house arguing begins. I watched a stream this week they didn’t have a game ready to play as smithy hates every game they play, so us scrubscibers voted for a game. He admitted he’s a pain. I think he hates losing and being shit at a game so he just wants to stop playing...they’ll stop with rocket league soon I think. I don’t think he practices. The other 2 do.
10:43 this right here is why Ross is always ranked one step above the rest. He blunders himself to beautiful victory. Those Epic Saves add up, and he's just good at being in the right place at the right time, as if some holy power decided Ross alone was to be his puppet on this Earth. He stumbles right into success, and it's gorgeous. And this has ALWAYS been true. For EVERY game they play. It's a spectacle.
Highlights -Round One- :35 Trott confirmed kill :54 Shot on goal 1:03 Trott shot on goal 1:25 Trott Die 1:46 Ross error 1:26 Ross clear 2:56 Smith error 2:27 Trott goal 4:07 Trott save 4:16 Trott goal 4:49 near legend trott 5:18 Trott Smith save 5:24 Ross clear 5:27 Trott die 5:43 Trott Clear 5:52 Smith *MASSIVE* Error Quote of the Match " *We* over-committed" -Smith Round One Loss ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -Round Two- 6:28 Trott cheeky tickler 6:56 Smith beauty 7:50 Smith A for effort 8:06 Quote of the Match " *Hope* " Round Two Win ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Round Three- 8:29 _Desperation_ 9:07 Ross eroor Quote of the Match "I May as well have teed it up and sucked him off at the same time" -Ross 9:48 Smith dunk 10:32 Trott clear 10:43 Ross legendary 10:58 Ross clear 11:06 Trott save 11:11 Smith shot on goal 11:18 Trott equalizer 11:38 Smith shot on goal 12:12 ' _The Close Call_ ' 12:35 Trott Shot on goal 12:42 Ross legendary save 12:51 "We peeked through the Iron Curtain" Round Three Loss -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Round Four- 14:42 Ross epic clear 14:49 Quote of the Match " *WYLD GUARD* " -Trott 15:11 Ross trickler 15:42 Ross set piece 16:06 Ross Love Lock Round Four Win -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Round Five- 16:53 Ross clear 17:12 'The Fluke' 17:34 !!??!... 17:41 Quote of the Match "Thats a hit of Pure Chocolate, straight to the testicles" "Thats a hedge hit of pure chocolate ... Straight To The Brain!" -Ross, Smith 18:04 Ross with a chance 18:12 Ross epic clear 18:32 Trott Fucking Beauty 19:03 Smith epic save 19:07 for naught 19:22 "I had nothing... I was out of posi... It was hard..." 19:29 "What's Happening?" Round Five Loss --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Round Six- 20:32 Screamer from the back Chris Trott 20:39 Another one from Chris Trott 20:57 Trott tee up 21:20 "No one in there!..." 21:27 Thats a Shame 22:07 Trott center Smith shot on goal 22:28 Smith clear to run 22:39 Ross error Quote of the Match "I will take the chocolate Toblerone in the ass for that one" -Ross 22:38 uuuagaghhfuuuahjkuuuii Round Six Loss ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Round Seven- 23:57 Quality Goal from Chris Trott Salmon Boy 24:19 Trott clear 24:26 Quote of the Match "Christ All Jesus *We'RE SO FUCKING LUCKY!* " -Smith Ross starts to lose it 24:53 Its a screamer from the back 25:39 Ross error Trott save 26:08 "I want to Bummel, I want to BUMMEL TROTT" 26:38 God I was Stuck 27:05 Trott beauty shot on goal 27:25 _holds breath_ 27:47 Trott epic save for naught Round Seven Loss ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Round Eight- 28:14 Smith quick tapper 28:18 ooooHHHHhhhh 28:21 Smith heatin up 28:25 Trott trickler 28:34 Smith admiring the views 28:41 Trott admiring the views 28:46 Get Fucccckkked 28:58 Fuccckk Offff 29:06 Quote of the Match "Over..time.. may.. happen.. *NOOOO* " -Ross Round Eight Loss --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Solid day boys. Pack it up and reflect.
10:36 Ross "Iron Curtain" Hornby, proving that to make it in this world, you just need to be in the right place at the right time and skill doesn't matter.
I mean the lads have gotten better but it's just staggering the amount of times they barrel towards a ball that the opposition is clearly gonna reach first and tap right past them
I play lots of Rocket league and the single biggest tip I can give the Boiks is to hit the ball with the nose of your car and front flip into it. The way to do this is to tilt your car back slightly when jumping to lift your nose up, and then jump forward as you make contact with the ball or just barely before, but not so early that you hit the ball with the roof of your car. Practice the motion in freeplay for 10 minutes, without hitting the ball. Just to get some muscle memory.
This is my favourite series atm, love seeing the improvements they're making but I feel like they could do with another coaching session on rotation. They could get Casual or StumpyGoblin in and do a session on stream. I'd also like to see some Hat vs stuff with training packs or challenges
I think it's honourable and amazing how anyone still plays with Smithy. He's the first one to talk smack when Trott or Ross make even a minor mistake, but nobody says a word when he constantly and consistently screws things over for their team, or misses open goals, or misses shots on goals when he's the keeper, or just misses the ball entirely for no apparent reason whatsoever.
I think of Smith more as a coach than a player As far as I can tell, it's less smack ("you suck") and more advice ("try this next time") You wouldn't expect the coach to go out and play as well as any of their players, but it doesn't mean their advice isn't sound
@@Pancakeli I dunno man, he seems pretty salty usually. Feels like he'd like let rip more, but puts a jokey twist on it so he doesn't look like a douche or upset the others. I mean it's good he does that, but if he put as much effort into improving as he does into being negative, he definitely wouldn't let the side down and would then have a little bit more validity when trying to criticise the others for something minor, usually right after he's jumped miles wide of the ball and let a goal in. This is just my opinion, and we everyone interprets things differently, but I genuinely am a sports instructor, and I don't feel his language is positive or constructive enough for him to have the title of Coach. :)
Smith understands more about the game but doesn't have the skills yet to perform those things. But he's giving it his best that glorious bastard, even if it looks like he's getting worse
Always lovely to see some quality play from Ross "Iron Curtain" Hornby, Chris "Salmon Boi" Trott and Alex "Absolute Fucking Embarrassment" Smith
Can that be Smith’s official Title from now on 😂😂
He played better than ross in most of the games tho. Ross is too passive in goal
Alex "Wild Dog" Smith
Joshua Taggart he isn’t that bad. He did an awesome arial save. He just isn’t consistent. He gets too angry.
Salmon Boy Trott, Iron Curtain Hornby, and Down Tools Smiffy
The German was absolutely hilarious
Mikê'e Stark
His poor child.
Their pronounciation was pretty good tbh.
"my name's not Clarence!" classic Clarence
If the chocolate bois were as good at centring the ball in the opposition's goal as they are their own, they'd be unstoppable
Smithy is deffo getting worse and I love it
Thank God he has new camera settings though
Ross is sapping his powers like an alien from Space Jam
All that means is there about done playing. We all know Smiths salt is what dictates the games they play.
Strongly disagree. By the end of the stream with new settings he was better than he was with the old ones
Duckfootification I think he gets more pissed off with the game and the endless losses and Trott gets annoyed with him. So the in house arguing begins. I watched a stream this week they didn’t have a game ready to play as smithy hates every game they play, so us scrubscibers voted for a game. He admitted he’s a pain. I think he hates losing and being shit at a game so he just wants to stop playing...they’ll stop with rocket league soon I think. I don’t think he practices. The other 2 do.
24:58 The random German had me in fucking tears, I couldn't see or breath.
I'm fine with this being the intro for all the choco bois streams
"What's happening?" - Alex Smith as he repeatedly misses the ball and doesn't clear. Still love the bastard though
10:43 this right here is why Ross is always ranked one step above the rest. He blunders himself to beautiful victory. Those Epic Saves add up, and he's just good at being in the right place at the right time, as if some holy power decided Ross alone was to be his puppet on this Earth. He stumbles right into success, and it's gorgeous. And this has ALWAYS been true. For EVERY game they play. It's a spectacle.
I love how much they talk about cycling but they always end up out of position and ball chasing. Never change boiks
Correction: Trott talks about cycling while Smith fights and bumps him.
25:00 - 28:00 is 3 minutes of absolute gold 😆
Its been great watching them play and seeing quite considerable improvement.
Smiths got worse
SUS I think he is just a bit fed up. When he concentrates he is good
If you watched them the first time the played rocket league they were actually not too bad. The streets will never forget the salmon boi
6:00 "Should've stayed on your line there Trott" after he proceeds to power it to the back of their own net
I'd like to say Smiff is a liability to the team, but then if he doesn't know what he's doing then the opposition won't either.
All these rocket league videos are turning me into a chocolate bois football hooligan
Ross is the Divock Origi of Chocolate Bois; super inconsistent but when he’s good he’s godlike
I love the little moments of frustration when they have a go at each other. Proves they are just like the rest of us.
Hahaha I can't imagine Germans randomly screaming "my sister's birthday is shit!!" Lmao
Highlights
-Round One-
:35 Trott confirmed kill
:54 Shot on goal
1:03 Trott shot on goal
1:25 Trott Die
1:46 Ross error
1:26 Ross clear
2:56 Smith error
2:27 Trott goal
4:07 Trott save
4:16 Trott goal
4:49 near legend trott
5:18 Trott Smith save
5:24 Ross clear
5:27 Trott die
5:43 Trott Clear
5:52 Smith *MASSIVE* Error
Quote of the Match " *We* over-committed" -Smith
Round One Loss
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-Round Two-
6:28 Trott cheeky tickler
6:56 Smith beauty
7:50 Smith A for effort
8:06 Quote of the Match " *Hope* "
Round Two Win
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-Round Three-
8:29 _Desperation_
9:07 Ross eroor
Quote of the Match "I May as well have teed it up and sucked him off at the same time" -Ross
9:48 Smith dunk
10:32 Trott clear
10:43 Ross legendary
10:58 Ross clear
11:06 Trott save
11:11 Smith shot on goal
11:18 Trott equalizer
11:38 Smith shot on goal
12:12 ' _The Close Call_ '
12:35 Trott Shot on goal
12:42 Ross legendary save
12:51 "We peeked through the Iron Curtain"
Round Three Loss
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-Round Four-
14:42 Ross epic clear
14:49 Quote of the Match " *WYLD GUARD* " -Trott
15:11 Ross trickler
15:42 Ross set piece
16:06 Ross Love Lock
Round Four Win
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-Round Five-
16:53 Ross clear
17:12 'The Fluke'
17:34 !!??!...
17:41 Quote of the Match
"Thats a hit of Pure Chocolate, straight to the testicles"
"Thats a hedge hit of pure chocolate ...
Straight To The Brain!" -Ross, Smith
18:04 Ross with a chance
18:12 Ross epic clear
18:32 Trott Fucking Beauty
19:03 Smith epic save
19:07 for naught
19:22 "I had nothing... I was out of posi... It was hard..."
19:29 "What's Happening?"
Round Five Loss
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-Round Six-
20:32 Screamer from the back Chris Trott
20:39 Another one from Chris Trott
20:57 Trott tee up
21:20 "No one in there!..."
21:27 Thats a Shame
22:07 Trott center Smith shot on goal
22:28 Smith clear to run
22:39 Ross error
Quote of the Match "I will take the chocolate Toblerone in the ass for that one" -Ross
22:38 uuuagaghhfuuuahjkuuuii
Round Six Loss
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-Round Seven-
23:57 Quality Goal from Chris Trott Salmon Boy
24:19 Trott clear
24:26 Quote of the Match "Christ All Jesus *We'RE SO FUCKING LUCKY!* " -Smith
Ross starts to lose it
24:53 Its a screamer from the back
25:39 Ross error Trott save
26:08 "I want to Bummel, I want to BUMMEL TROTT"
26:38 God I was Stuck
27:05 Trott beauty shot on goal
27:25 _holds breath_
27:47 Trott epic save
for naught
Round Seven Loss
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-Round Eight-
28:14 Smith quick tapper
28:18 ooooHHHHhhhh
28:21 Smith heatin up
28:25 Trott trickler
28:34 Smith admiring the views
28:41 Trott admiring the views
28:46 Get Fucccckkked
28:58 Fuccckk Offff
29:06 Quote of the Match "Over..time.. may.. happen.. *NOOOO* " -Ross
Round Eight Loss
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Solid day boys. Pack it up and reflect.
Inhuman effort👌
Really struggled to breath when Ross transitioned into German. Damn it man, you put so much passion into it.
Some top quality passive aggressiveness by Smith
I love the constant tension between acknowledging he is bad at the game and judging everyone else for not being better
10:36
Ross "Iron Curtain" Hornby, proving that to make it in this world, you just need to be in the right place at the right time and skill doesn't matter.
LOVE THE IMPROVEMENT but anyone else die laughing from smith scoring 2 own goals in the first game and blaming both on someone else?💀💀💀
whenever smith gets close to hitting the ball he gets overly excited and jumps past it
If Trott just played with 2 AI's he'd be absolutely golden.
I've got a Curly Wurly READY FOR SOME CHOCOLATE BOISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Going to see how many Cadbury creme eggs I can fit in me ass
Ripping a toblerone from my rectum like I'm launching a beyblade
Wow, Smith's save at 5:17 was awesome! I'm glad to see the Chocolate Bois improving.
Smith needs a nickname too!
I propose, Alex 'My Bad' Smith or Alan 'Meine Schwester' Schmitt
Love how Ross and Trott are the ones carrying the team, and smith is just here for the funny entertainment. Keep it up guys lol.
yes give me that SILLY SONG FIX
LA LALALALA
These games were such a pleasure to watch
Salmon Boy Trott, Iron Curtain Hornby, and Down Tools Smiffy
DU HAST MEIN SCHWESTERS GEBURTSTAG
Mein gott im himmel!!
I mean the lads have gotten better but it's just staggering the amount of times they barrel towards a ball that the opposition is clearly gonna reach first and tap right past them
Rocket League is classic Hat Films, I love this boiks!
Poor guys, out for a lovely evening drive and somehow found themselves on a rocket league pitch
I play lots of Rocket league and the single biggest tip I can give the Boiks is to hit the ball with the nose of your car and front flip into it. The way to do this is to tilt your car back slightly when jumping to lift your nose up, and then jump forward as you make contact with the ball or just barely before, but not so early that you hit the ball with the roof of your car. Practice the motion in freeplay for 10 minutes, without hitting the ball. Just to get some muscle memory.
Alex Saltyboi "I was just saying something but it's cool" Smith
Chickndipp just rescrubbed for 11 months!
Toblerone out the butt goes *brrrrrrt*
That German bit was absolute gold! Schokoladenjungen!!!
im so happy smith changed his camera settings
holy shit that save from ross
incredible plays from smith straight out the gate
Smithy finally has a bigger FOV. Finallllllyyyyy he can see clearly now. Wow smithy an awesome arial save in first game.
my favourite series atm
Smith gets so angry when losing
He never lets 'em in,
He never lets 'em in,
Iron curtain, Iron curtain,
Never lets 'em in!
This is my favourite series atm, love seeing the improvements they're making but I feel like they could do with another coaching session on rotation. They could get Casual or StumpyGoblin in and do a session on stream.
I'd also like to see some Hat vs stuff with training packs or challenges
I'm loving the edits!!!
Anybody else get more excited watching this than any other sport?
Love a close game really enjoyable.
If you want to play Heatseaker so much, you can just download Heatseaker maps off of the workshop.
2:34 "Ooooh..... Lock it in ross" hahahaha
Some real quality saves by the self professed Iron Curtain
Mr Ross! Bring down this wall!
The production value of this show is off the scale!
Ah, yes, it's the first episode of "Crisis in Infinite Hats", the one introducing "Air Conditioning Smith"...
Man this intro gets me so hyped now
Smith's positioning is so shit, I love it lol
Gotta say, worst performance we've seen for a long time. But that's a compliment! We used to watch this garbarge every time 😂
Look, I love these goddamn rocket league games. They get me hyped!
Why is Smith angrier when he scores?
so when is the chokobois actually joining Muff diving?
loved watching them get better at this :D
"And yes ladies and gentlemen, the choclate milk has turned warm and lumpy in their mouths and has given them the choclate rain!"
Where's the setting to display MMR on scoreboard?
I love the intro roll.
Loving all these videos boiks keep up the great work. Lets get Ross to diamond!
loving this rocket league, get the boiks to DIAMOND!
Are these episodes cut down from streams?
I just now realised what the "salmon boy" is referencing; salmon jump up. It must be years when they started saying that.
You boys are rinsing boost. Once you're going supersonic, you don't need to drain your boost anymore. That's max speed.
I don't think I've ever gotten this excited about any sport before! Choco boys to gold! On second thought, let's just worry about silver 3 for now
Christ Smith is actually regressing the madlad
Ross's save at 10:43 made me choke on my pizza. Holy shit.
smith literally going for every single ball rofl
How do you guys have the MMR showing on the character banners?
Me, when I see the intro: 8:26
If you guys havent you should equip air roll to rb or something like that in the settings it makes aerials easier
Silly song cover by Sam and the dead nuts when?
I think it's honourable and amazing how anyone still plays with Smithy. He's the first one to talk smack when Trott or Ross make even a minor mistake, but nobody says a word when he constantly and consistently screws things over for their team, or misses open goals, or misses shots on goals when he's the keeper, or just misses the ball entirely for no apparent reason whatsoever.
I think of Smith more as a coach than a player
As far as I can tell, it's less smack ("you suck") and more advice ("try this next time")
You wouldn't expect the coach to go out and play as well as any of their players, but it doesn't mean their advice isn't sound
@@Pancakeli I dunno man, he seems pretty salty usually. Feels like he'd like let rip more, but puts a jokey twist on it so he doesn't look like a douche or upset the others. I mean it's good he does that, but if he put as much effort into improving as he does into being negative, he definitely wouldn't let the side down and would then have a little bit more validity when trying to criticise the others for something minor, usually right after he's jumped miles wide of the ball and let a goal in. This is just my opinion, and we everyone interprets things differently, but I genuinely am a sports instructor, and I don't feel his language is positive or constructive enough for him to have the title of Coach. :)
Wait wait wait, you cut off the intro before Silly Song started! That's the only reason I'm here!
From their last game starting 28:10 its just a string of clips of each team scoring goals and no time in the mixer??
outstanding
Smith understands more about the game but doesn't have the skills yet to perform those things. But he's giving it his best that glorious bastard, even if it looks like he's getting worse
It's actually 35 here in detroit right now. All my chocolate is melted
Smith must have the slowest reactions ive ever seen its quite astonishing how bad his timing is
Multiple times in this he just watches a ball soar into the goal he's parked in.
That makes such a good intro
Ross is the iron curtain Smith is the wild card and trot is the lead goal scorer.
Loving the German which I do not understand lmao
ChocBoys German version: SchokoJungs
Sponsored by Ritter Sport 🍫
I still need a Chocolate Bois Jersey
I wish the things they said in german could be translated on the screen - be fun to know the funny things they are saying
When’s the shirts coming???
Smith is a god.
Awwwwww poor smithy Trott interrupted him telling them off. Will in house arguing start again???
I'm so early that my chocolate's still cocoa beans.
Yesss intro
Does smith ever actually hit the ball?