Smith: Sets up/lets in 3 goals Ross: Knocks the ball back the wrong way once. Smith: Oh look they've got a fourth player! Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones smith.
@@YourAverageTurtle Agreed. He could get himself to diamond in 3s solo queueing if he would get more comfortable with aerials and got better at capitalizing on opponent mistakes. Seems to me that Ross has the best error capitalization out of the three of them.
idk anything about football but I like to imagine that the coach for the Chocolate Bois is the pissed off looking guy who manages Man City, and he berates them mercilessly when they don't down tools properly
but in the meantime the guy is also sitting in a hot tub full of premium dark chocolate. Not even eating it just bathing in it. while counting his money form selling cheap knock of versions of chocolate tablets. with the lowest quality but very high priced do to the brand name of his church. Chocolate Bois is a religion for tax purpose only. Really it's not a cult. Just a tax cut.
Trot is the lock, he's the key. There's no doubt that the curtain's for me. Smiffy's salt on the tip of my tongue. Chocolate's warm like the rays of the sun. ITS SWEET LIKE CHOCOLATE BOIS.
Trott- he's doing good just needs to not turn too far Ross- his commentary is kind of distracting him from doing much but he's really good otherwise Smith: TILTED
The manager (Craig) really needs to have a strong word with some of his players or start looking for change down the back of the sofas to spend in the summer transfer window
I for one love the obnoxiously tedious noise which their boost makes and think they should keep it forever. Not even kidding. As an aside, Ross is turning into the MvP of a lot of these matches, truly proving that he is indeed "Gold-Tier" Hornby.
They were streaming for 2-3 hours? When does Smith decide to eat his Mulch Sandwich? The precise moment they start the video for the channel of course!
Eventually you guys should do training challenges and that sort of thing its really helps with skills and doing versus custom training map challenges is really fun
They all see the opponent behind the ball about to shoot and they don't jump ahead of time, only after the fact and they're always surprised or call it 'nothing you can do' when in fact acting earlier would save at least most of those situations.
Trott really put his try hard nipple clamps on after that first game. You could tell because he suddenly did really well. Thats right trott, I know your secret now
Ross has really improved in the last few vids. Smith just needs a bit of discipline when it comes to positioning. He is panic hitting his team mates half the time. Either call it early and go for it or trust your mates to handle the ball and keep your position. Hope they all continue to get better as this is my favourite series right now.
So there's Chris "Salmon Boy" Trott and Ross "Iron Curtain" Hornby, but what is smith? Alex "mediocre" Smith? If someone could let me know that'd be great thanks
I mean, the rocket league videos are great and all, but cant they keep alex in commentary and sub him out for a decent player? I get the impression that even sips may be better at this than him
It's great to see the Bois improving over time. But I have to admit I miss the old Ross "own goal" Hornby
Hes transformed into Iron Curtain Hornby now
All of Ross' own goals have turned into enemy own goals for ross
Smith: Sets up/lets in 3 goals
Ross: Knocks the ball back the wrong way once.
Smith: Oh look they've got a fourth player!
Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones smith.
They call him Salmon
They call him Trott
But he'll score your goals
For a bar of choc!!
0:18 new donation alert sound?
Yes.
I still think Hat Films should host top gear.
That boost noise is the worst, but I also can't not laugh everytime one of them does a short boost, just a lil "booboop!" hahaha
I love it
As a gold 1, I see that Trott is way better than me. What would his rank be if he didnt play in the chocolate bois group?
Cardboard 1
I would say like gold III low plat
Smith has better boost management and he might be a silver 1
@@YourAverageTurtle Agreed. He could get himself to diamond in 3s solo queueing if he would get more comfortable with aerials and got better at capitalizing on opponent mistakes. Seems to me that Ross has the best error capitalization out of the three of them.
Don't cause a breakup 😂
idk anything about football but I like to imagine that the coach for the Chocolate Bois is the pissed off looking guy who manages Man City, and he berates them mercilessly when they don't down tools properly
but in the meantime the guy is also sitting in a hot tub full of premium dark chocolate. Not even eating it just bathing in it. while counting his money form selling cheap knock of versions of chocolate tablets. with the lowest quality but very high priced do to the brand name of his church. Chocolate Bois is a religion for tax purpose only. Really it's not a cult. Just a tax cut.
Trot is the lock, he's the key.
There's no doubt that the curtain's for me.
Smiffy's salt on the tip of my tongue.
Chocolate's warm like the rays of the sun.
ITS SWEET LIKE CHOCOLATE BOIS.
Trott- he's doing good just needs to not turn too far
Ross- his commentary is kind of distracting him from doing much but he's really good otherwise
Smith: TILTED
The manager (Craig) really needs to have a strong word with some of his players or start looking for change down the back of the sofas to spend in the summer transfer window
Smiffy is always right and it's never his fault.
13:34 "It was intentional" Smiffy acquired insane reflexes and crazy precision and then it was gone just as fast as it came.
I for one love the obnoxiously tedious noise which their boost makes and think they should keep it forever. Not even kidding. As an aside, Ross is turning into the MvP of a lot of these matches, truly proving that he is indeed "Gold-Tier" Hornby.
They were streaming for 2-3 hours? When does Smith decide to eat his Mulch Sandwich? The precise moment they start the video for the channel of course!
Ive never understood people watching sport until I watched y'all play rocket league
Is it me or does Ross seem really happy in this? Like just overall more cheerful. It is nice to see
The Most Annoying Noise In Rocket League is Alex Smith eating
Smiffy should always play up
Eventually you guys should do training challenges and that sort of thing its really helps with skills and doing versus custom training map challenges is really fun
the problem with the choccy boys is they just try and walk it in
Nothing beat eating a Cornetto after lunch and seeing my favourite Chocolate Bois talking about Chocolate brands
Is it just me or did Ross actually look quite good in this video? Apart from his boost management, jesus christ..
Ross deffo wins the most improved player award
@@MB1397817 That's like awarding an athletics medal to someone just for coming out of a coma.
Much better but he still reacts very late to obvious things.
There was a moment there where he used up all his boost, braked immediately, and then started reversing.
They all see the opponent behind the ball about to shoot and they don't jump ahead of time, only after the fact and they're always surprised or call it 'nothing you can do' when in fact acting earlier would save at least most of those situations.
I like hat films content. It brings me pleasure.
9:54 the first recommendation in the US police habdbook
I love the matching fennecs
Smithy is getting better. Being that he doesn't miss it lol
Jesus Smith is so hilariously bad at hitting the ball as it's coming right at him
13:15 what a beautiful calculated passing play by the boiks
Followed by another!
I could keep watching this cocaine shit for years bois
Trott really put his try hard nipple clamps on after that first game. You could tell because he suddenly did really well. Thats right trott, I know your secret now
Ross' neckbeard is getting so dense. Goodness.
"that was unlucky, really unlucky"
I mean.....
Ross has really improved in the last few vids. Smith just needs a bit of discipline when it comes to positioning. He is panic hitting his team mates half the time. Either call it early and go for it or trust your mates to handle the ball and keep your position. Hope they all continue to get better as this is my favourite series right now.
Salmon, dog and ape learn how to drive flying cars
Divinity?
some screamers from honey badger Smith today. come on bois, stick a cork in it!
Ross is slowly getting to trottimouse salmon boi level
So there's Chris "Salmon Boy" Trott and Ross "Iron Curtain" Hornby, but what is smith? Alex "mediocre" Smith? If someone could let me know that'd be great thanks
13:14 Chocolate Heaven
what is ross saying at 22 seconds in?
Got my milky bar, time to milk my bar.
Everyone's impression of the party blower is like that girl who cried on her ex's voicemail.
Like this: th-cam.com/video/_yH5iyn81Ks/w-d-xo.html
0:18 could have done with an audio warning ahaha
Alex "Alan Smit" Smith. The last goal was entirely your fault and I hope you, personally, read this.
All my love,
A long time fan
Why cover up the “Save/Goal” prompts in the top right when the top left chat isn’t being used? Lol
i need this boost holy shit
SMITH COME ON STOP WITH THE EATING INTO UR MIC ITS KILLING ME PLZ I BUG
Noot noot!
Absolute tops goal at 9:50 bois
SO MY BOYS ITS BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE THE LAST DIVINITY HUH? HUH? HUUUUUUUUUUUH?
Does anyone know why Ross has American money taped to his wall??
My god, the way the bois enjoyed RL reminded me how fun it was when it wasn't all sweaty tryharding in my rank now.
che boi
Toooooot
Heeeeeeehhhh
Instead of down tools they should call it Time Out. (© Cadbury's)
Smith should really stop eating with the mic on. It sounds disgusting.
I don't mind it but it sure is unprofessional.
I mean, the rocket league videos are great and all, but cant they keep alex in commentary and sub him out for a decent player? I get the impression that even sips may be better at this than him
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