As he was saying this I was literally like "Smiffy! You. Have. Depression.". It's kind of amazing how someone can be this *basic*, must be thanks to all the salt that makes up his physiology (Also if he was talking about Dopamine rather than Serotonin; It's called ADHD, and from all accounts it's not super fun. I was lolling hard when Trott was like 'maybe it would make you more rational'. No. Just No.).
Even though they're both members of the Chocolate Bois, you never see Clarence and Trott playing at the same time. Guys, I might be sounding kinda like a conspiracy theorist here, but hear me out...I think Clarence... has a restraining order out on Trott and that's why we never see them together.
Jesus christ dude, that's ridiculous! Besides, the real issue is how Alan Smit and Alex Smith are never in the same room together; I've heard from reputable sources that it's because they're actually conjoined twins but they don't want to admit it, so one has to be hiding inside the anal cavity of the other every time!
re: no pleasure, i've been on a binge of watching random star trek clips recently and stumbled upon "DS9 Weyoun and art (favor the bold)" - good clip with some good comments - "I love the subtle horror of the Weyouns: The founders didn't want a species of thinkers or aspirants, people that could rebel or prove problematic, so they took away their ability to enjoy anything. They can't sing, they can't understand or appreciate art, they can't even taste food. It's the ultimate form of control: They have no desire to be free, because they don't understand what desire is in the first place"
I'll say this about Will Ferrell's Eurovision film, if like me you actually love Eurovision, then you'll love the film. It fully embraces the silliness and campiness of Eurovision but lovingly. Great film for the fans
smith and ross... the ball is guaranteed to hit the goal... the ONLY reason to not be near your own goal is if you're knocking the other team out the way... Yer No Usin' Yer Brain
the best man at my wedding and I once had a conversation about how different we would be as people if we were unics. without women and sex as a constant distraction we could have done better in school, maybe solved some world problems. but here we were wifes kids and shitty jobs
"They say the carpenter never fails but I know a famous one that ended up a cross" is the most underappreciated Ross Hornby comment 2020
Smiffy's own mid-game interviews staring himself, hosted by himself, by himself, for himself.
My vote will always be with Crisptopher 'The Trout' Scrottimus. The Scandal about what he did in that school will not change my mind.
#DontForgiveChrisTrott
In my opinion those kids had it coming
In my eyes Trott can do no wrong, dead babies be damned.
@@philiptandy8104 they weren't babies, they were grown ass toddlers
These jokes are slowly getting dodgier the more that comes out about the yogscast 😅
Smith to Ross: this is Heatseeker, stay on goal
also Smith: *doesn't do that*
9:58 Holy shit Ross. Great joke though
yeah, shame there rest of them didn't really notice it
Joke so good it knocked me out of my seat
What a joke, Jesus Christ!
“If someone said they could turn off your ability to feel pleasure, would you do it?”
I’d ask if they could turn it back on for once
I went years without it, and then I discovered the value of psychiatrists and therapists. Find help, it's there for you.
You need more chocolate Nick.
I was gonna say someone did that already, but it hasn't stopped
As he was saying this I was literally like "Smiffy! You. Have. Depression.". It's kind of amazing how someone can be this *basic*, must be thanks to all the salt that makes up his physiology (Also if he was talking about Dopamine rather than Serotonin; It's called ADHD, and from all accounts it's not super fun. I was lolling hard when Trott was like 'maybe it would make you more rational'. No. Just No.).
Alex "Eating Into the Mic" Smith doing what he does best
Even though they're both members of the Chocolate Bois, you never see Clarence and Trott playing at the same time. Guys, I might be sounding kinda like a conspiracy theorist here, but hear me out...I think Clarence... has a restraining order out on Trott and that's why we never see them together.
Jesus christ dude, that's ridiculous! Besides, the real issue is how Alan Smit and Alex Smith are never in the same room together; I've heard from reputable sources that it's because they're actually conjoined twins but they don't want to admit it, so one has to be hiding inside the anal cavity of the other every time!
"Those aerials. I'm terrible at them." somehow played back in my head in Dylan Moran's voice xD
In this episode of "Crisis in Infinite Hats": Clarence Trott's backstory; Hot-Potato Hornby (aka "Hotbox") makes his debut.
Alex Ball Chaser Smith at it again
people who watch these videos and actually scrutinize the gameplay baffle me, but bless 'em
A very warm welcome to the 4th member of Hat Films, Javier CM!!
Javier is my favourite member of JHAT films.
How can you possibly prefer Javier to Clarence?! He's one of the founding fathers of CHAT films for Christ sake.
21:55 Trott's such a smug bastard, I'd like to see him try those moves against Clarence
re: no pleasure, i've been on a binge of watching random star trek clips recently and stumbled upon "DS9 Weyoun and art (favor the bold)" - good clip with some good comments - "I love the subtle horror of the Weyouns: The founders didn't want a species of thinkers or aspirants, people that could rebel or prove problematic, so they took away their ability to enjoy anything. They can't sing, they can't understand or appreciate art, they can't even taste food. It's the ultimate form of control: They have no desire to be free, because they don't understand what desire is in the first place"
This is why the boiks should never be separated! You can see the lack of perfection that they usually have working together
8:45 Puts a new perspective on Ross "Own Goal" Hornby
Smith eating on camera in the intro, I'm not even gonna risk it. I mean he can't be eating in every video right?
At this point I swear he's doing it on purpose, getting some twisted satisfaction out of it!
Smith is a god at dodging the ball when it is straight on with him.
I'll say this about Will Ferrell's Eurovision film, if like me you actually love Eurovision, then you'll love the film. It fully embraces the silliness and campiness of Eurovision but lovingly. Great film for the fans
The salmon boy has become the trout
Inception: Good Night's Sleep
With some fancy dress and make up I wanna see Ross do a Wes Borland from Limp bizkit impression 😁
Ross attempting ariels when they aren't needed and then missing because he has no speed because he was floundering in the air
That carpenter joke was pure chocolate!!!
I sort of miss the whole Chocolate Bois thing, did the Willy Wonka franchise send a cease and desist letter
I will never forgive Trott for his comments towards Blades of Glory!
legend
Love Smith.
I think I'm gonna "poggers!" to this video
Fuck I love this video
Anyone else think that seeker mode is basically 3d Pong?
Hotbox Hornby
smith and ross... the ball is guaranteed to hit the goal... the ONLY reason to not be near your own goal is if you're knocking the other team out the way...
Yer No Usin' Yer Brain
Alex "I don't think this game should be broadcast anyhow" Smith.
MORE!!!
JHAT FILMS
that's right poggers love
C! H! O-C-O! L-A-T-E! Let’s go!
Chocolate boys!
Love u boiz
"We're lobbying now"
Nah Trott, that was horse trading.
Have they unbound drift and air roll? Craig you’re gonna need to start coaching another team..
top bins
Javier for fourth hat!
So many polls, haha, I vote Smith stays in! He's got a lot to bring the team, didn't ya hear him? lol
top kek poggerz
I vote for smith to make the calls in their game, but also to be coached what calls are good ones ;)
i stand with chris trott
I vote for hotty trottie
Boiks please for the love of god just google half flips
Poggers
Alexit
Does Smith do anything??? Except talk. Gawd bless him guvnor. He used to be able to save
topkek
As much as I'm loving your content, please bring back hat daddies 😟
TROTT OUT #TROUT
the best man at my wedding and I once had a conversation about how different we would be as people if we were unics. without women and sex as a constant distraction we could have done better in school, maybe solved some world problems. but here we were wifes kids and shitty jobs
Sounds like mgtow
Not to be *that* guy, but it's spelled Eunuch. :)
Smith either needs to start actually playing the game, or they need to stop playing Rocket League together.
Not this boring ass pong shit again, Skip