19:11 Smith knocks Ross into the middle of the field, dummies the ball, and then wonders why no one is on goal... I think it's clear that Trott is the weak link in this chocolate chain...
I know you guys will probably not read this but, to improve you guys need to focus on : 1- SLOW DOWN, you all approach the ball way too fast, which is why you fly past it instead of hitting it so often. (Speed will come later once youve got precision) 2- Rotation- imagine a queue system, so e.g. trott challenges ball, then smiffy, then ross - dont turn around when youre in midfield to hit the ball when the person at the back is going for it, rotate around behind the other 2 when youve hit it. 3- aeriels just SLOW DOWN and focus on altitude before distance (point the car's nose up first before boosting) 4- hitting the ball: your car's speed is not very important, it's all about timing. Even if you crawl forwards slowly, as long as you hit the ball JUST after it bounces it will powershot. Also dodge AFTER you hit the ball, don't dodge into the ball, it slows the ball down, as happened at 9:48 - smiffy shouldve just driven into the ball, dodging was not necessary (where the ball hits your car matters, wheels = slowest, followed by roof, then tail then nose of car is fastest, smith side-dodged into it so hit it with his roof. The only time dodging early is good is to use your boot to "lob" the ball over players, like at 2:19 but notice how slow the ball moves, and low skill players do this move by mistake all the time because they think dodging into the ball hits it harder)
When I was younger I used to think fly-tipping was the same as cow-tipping but on a much smaller scale. Of course after watching Hat Films I know that it's actually good for the environment and it'll add 10 years to my life.
The American company that owns Cadbury is Mondelez. I know this because they decided to close down a profitable factory in my town a couple of years ago. Absolutely shattered their market share.
The fly tipping tradition is still alive in headingley, leeds. Every year when the students move out on the 30th of June they leave the streets lined with free mattresses, clothes and food waste
Alright bois, Hershey's is the only company that makes that sour milk chocolate, there are many many other American chocolate companies. Try Ghiradelli.
"Fly tipping" is also known as illegal dumping in the US, usually of household trash or furniture/appliances in an illegal place, such as a park or public land, or just off the side of a road/street.
Ultimately I think the issue is more that you aren't learning well rather than you aren't progressing at all. Simply put you jsut srot fo play because thats fun to do, to really get better at something you look at waht you are doing wrong and seek to stop doign that, which would require more effort from casual or craig side to give you pointers etc. the idea of your ranks is pretty simple, you only ever play together, so its best to say that your average rank is the rank that describes you, whilst your individual ranks, probably are not very accurate. Your rank as a team is high silver, whilst trott may be in golds as an individual for instance.
If you're saying that they're dragging him down you'd be wrong. Smith has been the reason for all of their losses "oops, I missed" "fuck I jumped to early" calling shots that he never makes, and he's somehow even worse when they're talking about something. "Iron Curtain" Ross and "Salmon Boy" Trott are consistently playing well, and with smith it's like its 2 v 3.
Smith bleeding from the nostrils from "dry air". The Rocket League FA needs to do some checking on performance enhancing drugs there! The Chocolate Bois are a disgrace and ruin the reputation of the entire E-sports with their performance enhancing drugs!
Considering his performance, it might just be the opposite of "enhancing" He might want to invest in a dashboard-top fan to circulate some of that air in that vehicle he leaves out in the burning hot carpark during the day
Here we can see smith complaining about how you have to beat people above you rank to rank up is stupid because THAT doesn't is not a demonstrator that you are better than people in ranks above...
Well no, a silver 2 shouldn't have to be better than a silver 3 to be better than a silver 2, they should have to be better than a silver 2 to be better than a silver 2
@@Pancakeli if a silver 2 thinks they're better than a silver 3 and should be a silver 3, they should win against silver 3, match making will put people on the verge of ranking up against people of higher ranks so you can't just play against lower ranks and gain enough MMR(?) to rank up
@@luigiff3431 They should be as good as a silver 3, which would mean sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, but Smith wasn't saying he was as good as a silver 3, he was saying the matchmaking system sucks, silver 2's should be placed against each other, and once they show they're as good as silver 3's, they should become silver 3's, be placed against silver 3's. If they constantly lose against silver 3's, they get put back down a division, but in order to become a silver 3, you shouldn't have to beat gold ranked players, that was Smith's biggest point
Can’t recount how many years I’ve watched and loved your content boiks but rocket league videos are going to have to be a hard pass from now on for me. If I wanted to hear crying about ranks I’d just play it myself lol.
Smiths fine motor skills never fully developed as a child
God old Alex "i got this - nevermind" simth"
Love you guys
Ah, the best depression cure, chocolate. Its not even fattening when consumed this way. Thanks boiks, genuinely.
19:11 Smith knocks Ross into the middle of the field, dummies the ball, and then wonders why no one is on goal... I think it's clear that Trott is the weak link in this chocolate chain...
10 hours of silly song to study/fly-tip to
I neeeeeed it. And make it slowly increase in volume, very slowly
24/7 lofi silly song to shove toblerone up arse
Ah yes the iron curtain, balls only pass through if Ross is the one to put them there.
Smiths signature move is to fly full speed uner the ball whilst being the only one back all the while complaining about ranked. God speed Smith.
Alex "lead tyres" smith never fails to make me rage
The moment Smiths wheels get off the ground he might as well be praying for the right outcome
Smith doesn't jump "too early" he does the wrong thing in the air. And he never has boost.
well idk it seems like it also jumps too early, maybe he should just not try to do the flip and just hit it.
I know you guys will probably not read this but, to improve you guys need to focus on : 1- SLOW DOWN, you all approach the ball way too fast, which is why you fly past it instead of hitting it so often. (Speed will come later once youve got precision)
2- Rotation- imagine a queue system, so e.g. trott challenges ball, then smiffy, then ross - dont turn around when youre in midfield to hit the ball when the person at the back is going for it, rotate around behind the other 2 when youve hit it.
3- aeriels just SLOW DOWN and focus on altitude before distance (point the car's nose up first before boosting)
4- hitting the ball: your car's speed is not very important, it's all about timing. Even if you crawl forwards slowly, as long as you hit the ball JUST after it bounces it will powershot. Also dodge AFTER you hit the ball, don't dodge into the ball, it slows the ball down, as happened at 9:48 - smiffy shouldve just driven into the ball, dodging was not necessary (where the ball hits your car matters, wheels = slowest, followed by roof, then tail then nose of car is fastest, smith side-dodged into it so hit it with his roof. The only time dodging early is good is to use your boot to "lob" the ball over players, like at 2:19 but notice how slow the ball moves, and low skill players do this move by mistake all the time because they think dodging into the ball hits it harder)
Smith is just a mess but can he hit a ball? Also no, but he's trying.
When I was younger I used to think fly-tipping was the same as cow-tipping but on a much smaller scale. Of course after watching Hat Films I know that it's actually good for the environment and it'll add 10 years to my life.
The American company that owns Cadbury is Mondelez. I know this because they decided to close down a profitable factory in my town a couple of years ago. Absolutely shattered their market share.
Al "Dodge-the-Ball Backflip" Smiffy
Oh god Smith...
Accidentally picked up glue instead of lube and I now have a a Toblerone tail!
Some times when I’m dropping a log on the bog I pretend I have a flail tail of shit.
Sebastian Lodge that made me laugh hysterically hahaha
17:40 Smith logic: If I lost every time against silver 2s, I would be silver 2
God, Silly Song is so good for an intro, love it.
smith getting mad about not ranking up when he hasnt got drift bound to anything..
Wait are you being serious lol
I audibly gasped when Smith got that own goal... Why am I so invested in these Chocolate bois!!?
Ah pregnerant made me laugh so bloody much
I have my Toblerone primed and ready!
The sound of thousands of Toblerones echo through the arena for the Chocolate Bois!
Smith is such a tease
smiths idea of reaching your skill level is hilarious
Trott's got some strong back muscles and bones amirite
Good god, this switches from funny to horribly frustrating way too much
Among the three bois Ross, Smiff and Trout, we all know the crossbar is the best goalie.
The fly tipping tradition is still alive in headingley, leeds. Every year when the students move out on the 30th of June they leave the streets lined with free mattresses, clothes and food waste
New chocolate game. Down a Cadburys Cream Egg whenever Smith misses the ball.
Type 2 Diabetes within a stream or two
Hatfilms: A fly tippers guide to the galaxy
Smith! Smith! He's our man if he can't do it.... well that's pretty normal
As an American I don’t know what fly tipping is and can only assuming it’s just straight up littering
Is there a separate Chocolate Gurls section of the audience to cheer you Bois on? We get a bit crazier with the chocolate then the bois do...
*clearly* gotta give you guys your own section of the crowd
Smith if you want to get better you need to watch someone explain what mistakes you or other silvers do or get coached.
Casual needs to watch some clips and give some tips
Smith's rage gives me life
14:10 he's become self-aware
safe to assume the iron curtain wasn't drawn today lmfao
Not only did I not have a VIP ticket for the warm up game, I didn't have a ticket for the main event either!
Feel sorry for the iron curtain carrying the boys
Smiths so bad 😂
Loving the idea of vip season tickets. Subbed :P
23:26 what in the hell is a pregnerant?
enjoy :) th-cam.com/video/EShUeudtaFg/w-d-xo.html
Gold or 1million: which comes first?
Still loving the Chocolate Bois intro sequence, it's really cool!
23:25 Are you alright there Trott?
I LOVE the theme songs and I miss all the themed intro to games like what ye had for Minecraft, trials etc
Holy fucking shit Smith...
Alright bois, Hershey's is the only company that makes that sour milk chocolate, there are many many other American chocolate companies. Try Ghiradelli.
3:01 onwards: also the reason why we can't get rid of Prince Andrew.
As a season pass holder, I can confirm the first 6 minutes of the video are worth it and you should defiantly buy the $69.99 season pass.
ross putting them in this episode. noice.
Why is it whenever they do a northern accent i get reminded of Hot Fuzz
But Hot Fuzz is set in the west country... ._.
No luck stopping them goals then?
What's fly tipping?
"Fly tipping" is also known as illegal dumping in the US, usually of household trash or furniture/appliances in an illegal place, such as a park or public land, or just off the side of a road/street.
How Good Are They ?
I'm liking trott's Shalwar Kameez looking shirt
"Tempering" haahaha!
As an American, I agree: Hershey's _is_ vomit and cream together.
Bring back hat daddies
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The show should obviously be called "fly-tipping on the wall"
Ultimately I think the issue is more that you aren't learning well rather than you aren't progressing at all. Simply put you jsut srot fo play because thats fun to do, to really get better at something you look at waht you are doing wrong and seek to stop doign that, which would require more effort from casual or craig side to give you pointers etc.
the idea of your ranks is pretty simple, you only ever play together, so its best to say that your average rank is the rank that describes you, whilst your individual ranks, probably are not very accurate. Your rank as a team is high silver, whilst trott may be in golds as an individual for instance.
Thanks for the type 3 Diabetes bois, watching this in my hospital bed secretly injecting white chocolate into my veins
Smiff neds some bifocals
As I say every time. Love watching Smith fail.
Pineapples don't grow in trees.
Find the best fly tipping point on tipadviser
Smith was actually poppin' that episode
i don't know what all these comments are
The problem is Alex is only ever playing with Ross and Trott, if he jumped on with randoms some of them would be better making his rank go up.
If you're saying that they're dragging him down you'd be wrong. Smith has been the reason for all of their losses "oops, I missed" "fuck I jumped to early" calling shots that he never makes, and he's somehow even worse when they're talking about something. "Iron Curtain" Ross and "Salmon Boy" Trott are consistently playing well, and with smith it's like its 2 v 3.
Could have been bleeding from the ass, but try blaming that on the AC.
PROSECUTE ME!
Chocolate bois we are woah woah
I think trott/Ross will stay the same because they always play together. If you did a few games solo then you would get a more accurate ranking.
pregnerant
Smith bleeding from the nostrils from "dry air". The Rocket League FA needs to do some checking on performance enhancing drugs there! The Chocolate Bois are a disgrace and ruin the reputation of the entire E-sports with their performance enhancing drugs!
Considering his performance, it might just be the opposite of "enhancing"
He might want to invest in a dashboard-top fan to circulate some of that air in that vehicle he leaves out in the burning hot carpark during the day
@Alex Smith, You really need to watch this: th-cam.com/video/apTNFX4OfwQ/w-d-xo.html
Focus on improving your game, not your rank.
I hate the farm, mad max and beach maps...
Try grounded lads!
@smith you're just playing for the sake of playing, not learning.
Here we can see smith complaining about how you have to beat people above you rank to rank up is stupid because THAT doesn't is not a demonstrator that you are better than people in ranks above...
Well no, a silver 2 shouldn't have to be better than a silver 3 to be better than a silver 2, they should have to be better than a silver 2 to be better than a silver 2
@@Pancakeli if a silver 2 thinks they're better than a silver 3 and should be a silver 3, they should win against silver 3, match making will put people on the verge of ranking up against people of higher ranks so you can't just play against lower ranks and gain enough MMR(?) to rank up
@@luigiff3431 They should be as good as a silver 3, which would mean sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, but Smith wasn't saying he was as good as a silver 3, he was saying the matchmaking system sucks, silver 2's should be placed against each other, and once they show they're as good as silver 3's, they should become silver 3's, be placed against silver 3's. If they constantly lose against silver 3's, they get put back down a division, but in order to become a silver 3, you shouldn't have to beat gold ranked players, that was Smith's biggest point
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Wtf has happened to Smith, actually? He's making so many terrible mistakes today.
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I think smith just has no sense of timing.
Smith you flip to much. Flip less just jump or air boi more.
Can’t recount how many years I’ve watched and loved your content boiks but rocket league videos are going to have to be a hard pass from now on for me. If I wanted to hear crying about ranks I’d just play it myself lol.
Yeah I gave up LoL because their ranked system is fucking crap when you have to win 3 just to make up for losing 1 it gets old real quick