With Alucard, he could get away with several of them, considering they took place in the Middle Ages in countries such as the Ottoman Empire, which no longer exist! He’s free!
A man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Dio would absolutely know this, lawyers have been saying it since he was in short pants. If he goes to court, he's wearing his most innocent-looking clothes and not saying _shit._ At most he's gonna smile at a Joestar and get them thrown out by the bailiffs when they lose it as a result.
With Light Yagami, the lawyer is required by law to report him due to the imminent threat he poses towards criminals and his express intention to continue killing!
Bro the fact that the moment he saw Hisoka's name he goes into straight-up panic mode and immediately rushes him the f*ck out got me rolling like lmaoo🤣🤣
in giorno's defense, he became the leader to stop the distribution of drugs to children he reformed the mafia into a legal organisation and should be pardoned
@@fangirl3323 It's a joke. "Know" was the right word, but I hate when people make an entire comment just to correct someone who has done nothing wrong (especially when it's just a tiny spelling mistake) so I made a false correction for the funnies.
Funny enough. Every single Naruto anime (Except for a few people) get a death sentence for differnt crimes like genocide, War mongering, killing a president etc.
I am convinced that somewhere in the infinite expanse of cartoons, movies and all other forms of media, there exists a court. And the court is ruled by an indestructable, infallable judge. No attack can hurt him, no ability can affect him. He is the peak of neutrality, affected by nothing. And the court room is sealed in, made of indestructable material. There is no escape. All you can do if you get summonned is sit quietly, answer the questions and hope that the judgement that shall befall you is nothing too horrific.
To be fair, meliodas was pardoned by the king for all crimes and received the blessing of the princess in the king's stead to be pardoned after that....
Someone needs to animate this don’t care if it’s a talented Gacha creator or an actual animator I just want to see the reactions of both parties to make this masterpiece even more hilarious
Considering Orochimaru was a huge reason that they even won the war play resurrecting the hokages it feels like a pretty good reason to give him a big pardon
Is it though? Like, I can understand sparing his life and giving him a somewhat comfortable cell, but he’s literally allowed to go anywhere he wants in the village
Yugi moto might be able to squeek by on those cheating charges as A) 99% of those duels were life and death, B) alot pf opponents cheated too (seal of oricalcum, milenium eye, and milenium rod) or C) wanted to destroy and or conquer the world.
i love the thought, especially with frieza, that he's jus some omnipotent force. Like some, god like being that serves as law. And it makes these videos so much more entertaining to think that people have to actulaly deal with him lol
Honestly Goku might not have too much child support to pay considering the only time he really was away purposely was the time between Frieza Saga and Android Saga and when he went to train with Whis and Beerus in Super. The other times he was dead, which begs the question if the Dragon Balls and other wish granting artifacts factor into the legal system of DBZ. Also Piccolo should be charged with kidnapping and assaulting a child.
Well if you’re one of the main reasons for winning the war, you tend to get a bit of leeway. If you go through the canals of history, you be surprise at how many times your respective countries have given leeway’s to many people who committed horrible crimes.
Alright, but what are you gonna do against Giornno? Like seriously drug kingpins get away with a lot of shut all the time. Not to mention Giornno is there to take drugs off the streets
Honestly I think this guy and Makarov would get along because Makarov is the one constantly having to answer the property damage complaints.
Not to mention the piles of Apology letters he had to write.
The fact that he usually yells a people for breaking every law but cries with Alucard shows you how much of a menace he is
That would be impressive, if not for the fact that he just got up, said he quit and left with Doflamingo. Almost makes you wonder who's worse.
@@ceecee6521 Alucard. Alucard is worse for law breaking but Doflamingo is worse for humanity. Alucard is at least on a leash.
@@ceecee6521Griffith obviously Griffith
"Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion" yes I did chuckle writing this
With Alucard, he could get away with several of them, considering they took place in the Middle Ages in countries such as the Ottoman Empire, which no longer exist! He’s free!
Dio doesn't need a lawyer. He himself became a lawyer in the beginning of Part 1.
Therefore, he could represent himself in a court setting, like Phoenix Wright has done during some trials where he was the defendant.
I’m pretty sure he was too busy being a vampire to finish law school. He didn’t graduate
True, but I am sure he would obviously still have a decent understanding of the legal system.
A man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Dio would absolutely know this, lawyers have been saying it since he was in short pants. If he goes to court, he's wearing his most innocent-looking clothes and not saying _shit._ At most he's gonna smile at a Joestar and get them thrown out by the bailiffs when they lose it as a result.
With Light Yagami, the lawyer is required by law to report him due to the imminent threat he poses towards criminals and his express intention to continue killing!
Fun fact, Natsu already pays for the property damage he causes. It usually comes out of his job rewards.
Yeah so he's pretty much already covered
Makarov suffered so much complaints.
Natsu may destroy property all the time but he does pay for it out of his job money. Doesn’t stop him from doing it again 😂
doesnt he just mostly sprint outta there and makarov takes care of the damages
@@eatburgernow no I think he just gets the reports actually
Bro the fact that the moment he saw Hisoka's name he goes into straight-up panic mode and immediately rushes him the f*ck out got me rolling like lmaoo🤣🤣
Yeah you go get that b*stered Shou Tucker cause you don't need to worry about god for that one cause he'll help you jump him too lol
Shou Tucker: *breaths*
Everyone: *jumps him*
I love it
“Sir, god and the law cannot help you from me” anime lawyer 2024
3:00 ''Sexual harassment. Oh and wait! ONE charge of sexual assault. On who?! Come on, you held onto her a** to finish a race!''
See that’s why Dio became the lawyer
in giorno's defense, he became the leader to stop the distribution of drugs to children
he reformed the mafia into a legal organisation and should be pardoned
True, but he was still a criminal.
Fun fact Dio can actually represent himself, he did studdy to become a lawer. Which actually explains a lot.
ye it explaines why hes such a ass
3:51 I love how Luffy doesn’t sue him
I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't knew what that term meant
@@fangirl3323Knowing* 💀
@@theunknownyoriichi ?
@@fangirl3323 It's a joke. "Know" was the right word, but I hate when people make an entire comment just to correct someone who has done nothing wrong (especially when it's just a tiny spelling mistake) so I made a false correction for the funnies.
@@theunknownyoriichi ooooh ok I thought you were actually serious 😅
Funny enough. Every single Naruto anime (Except for a few people) get a death sentence for differnt crimes like genocide, War mongering, killing a president etc.
Honestly with how many of those guys trying to kill him in those games, Yugi should be fine. Cheating was self defense.
I am convinced that somewhere in the infinite expanse of cartoons, movies and all other forms of media, there exists a court. And the court is ruled by an indestructable, infallable judge. No attack can hurt him, no ability can affect him. He is the peak of neutrality, affected by nothing. And the court room is sealed in, made of indestructable material. There is no escape. All you can do if you get summonned is sit quietly, answer the questions and hope that the judgement that shall befall you is nothing too horrific.
Love that idea
Agreed. May your universes God help you if you get summoned.
That's Doffy for ya
Surprised Zoro wasn't a client with multiple charges of aggrevated assault, verbal harassment and hate crimes
Not to mention breaking and entering due to his sense of direction
He got lost on the way there
His reaction to Doflomigo is valid, but it did in fact have me cackling.
Dude same 😭
Omg- Gojo? CAN I GET 2 BOTTLES OF WHISKEY?! YES THERE BOTH FR ME😂😂😂
To be fair, meliodas was pardoned by the king for all crimes and received the blessing of the princess in the king's stead to be pardoned after that....
Ngl now that I think about it he does have the same powers of spider man
Is anybody going to sue Himeno from Chainsaw Man?
Yeah for being too damn cute !!!!
Also attempted child sa on denji .
@@abdalrrahim She puked in his mouth-
@@neogarcia7319 and almost banged him . That's female R-kelly energy.
Her lawsuit is the same as Makima's though
Damn near everybody in denjis life deserves to be sued and have at minimum a life sentence
Someone needs to animate this don’t care if it’s a talented Gacha creator or an actual animator I just want to see the reactions of both parties to make this masterpiece even more hilarious
Wait wait yugi got sued for cheating in a children's card HOW THE FUCK.
I mean, Sukuna is getting sued for possessing a minor, I don’t think this is meant to be realistic.
@@NotAdachiPeople Oh yeah I forgot about that. Wait wasn't that cause that sounded wrong?
I don't think that would even hold due to the fact that there was no master rule format during his time
I mean at least a couple were tournaments with prizes, and more where to the death for some reason.
The Millenium Puzzle has the ability to make the card one needs go to the top of the deck. Atem actively uses this for Joey in Mai vs Joey
5:02 yes. just yes.
good job for 2:23 mate
Not helping Dio and quiting on Doflamingo days so much about how bad they are.
Removing the "God talk" , I'd totally swing on Shou Tucker.
Considering Orochimaru was a huge reason that they even won the war play resurrecting the hokages it feels like a pretty good reason to give him a big pardon
Is it though? Like, I can understand sparing his life and giving him a somewhat comfortable cell, but he’s literally allowed to go anywhere he wants in the village
@@victormagoco9752 True by like to point out he's probably heavily surveillance 24/7
Bro’s on ETERNAL probation, he’s getting ganked the second he tries anything funny. It’s basically both min and max security prison.
When Hisoka comes in he knows he doesnt want to deal with that freak
6:07 PREACH
Is it just me or does this man know when to rage?
pov: you have such bad chances to win court your lawyer crys
2:22 That man lost all rights to a lawyer… I’m not sure why he’s even a client 😂😂😂😂
i am sure Dio would represent himself he was technically a lawyer for a while
Yugi moto might be able to squeek by on those cheating charges as A) 99% of those duels were life and death, B) alot pf opponents cheated too (seal of oricalcum, milenium eye, and milenium rod) or C) wanted to destroy and or conquer the world.
i think my favorite was the tax evasions
No more 69 likes…
-The person who ruined it.
PAY YOUR TAXES
This. is. amazing
Doflamingo and Dio. My heart sings with the fact that I fully agree with those
This series is a great reminder of what makes the incredibles so great.
5:25 there isn't enough hours in the day to answer that
Even Freiza isn’t crazy enough to deal with the IRS.
i love the thought, especially with frieza, that he's jus some omnipotent force. Like some, god like being that serves as law. And it makes these videos so much more entertaining to think that people have to actulaly deal with him lol
6:09 y eso fue antes de TODO LO DEMAS
Most of these reactions are so reasonable lol, I'd react the same way if I was in a room with some of these people.
Honestly Goku might not have too much child support to pay considering the only time he really was away purposely was the time between Frieza Saga and Android Saga and when he went to train with Whis and Beerus in Super. The other times he was dead, which begs the question if the Dragon Balls and other wish granting artifacts factor into the legal system of DBZ.
Also Piccolo should be charged with kidnapping and assaulting a child.
5:26 well I got it when I met an old man talking about boobs when I was a kid
Lawyer: umm where were your parents when that happened?
Sued by spider man Michael Jackson is very funny
I don't feel like Kirito can be sued for his name when he's not you don't name yourself that and other people do
Wait until he sees the shibuya incident.
Well if you’re one of the main reasons for winning the war, you tend to get a bit of leeway.
If you go through the canals of history, you be surprise at how many times your respective countries have given leeway’s to many people who committed horrible crimes.
2:24 i understand far too well
Bro was in jeoprady having Shou Tucker,Alucard,Dio,Doflamingo,Hisoka and more walk into his office
I love you~...wait! Not like that !😅
Why does Frieza need to pay taxes, he's the emperor. He gets paid the taxes.
Hilarious lol
That, the entire thing with shou, Belive me that is the easy way out for him
i wish he did one for professor ayanokouji
I think I can be a good lawyer for Brook
Alucard: laughs
Just askin, but what rule in the Geneva convention did Eren actually break?
Chichi’s dad built the house from the ground up and pays her rent I thought.
Frieza isn't escaping the IRS
Please, sue the third Hokage! This man!...
Do hisoka next for pedophila
And Mineta for what he said to Eri
Yowai mo
Now it’s time to sue the celestial dragons
As they are high ranking government officials, good luck with that.
The Tax man will get ya
I would do the exact same thing with doflamingo
We need more
With Doflamingo, he'd be dead either way.
In meliodas defence she was older than him the first time making her soul oldrr
Alright, but what are you gonna do against Giornno? Like seriously drug kingpins get away with a lot of shut all the time. Not to mention Giornno is there to take drugs off the streets
Jit flirtinh with yor
I think we all can agree that hisoka is a freak
Wait why is Gojo a problem client? Am I stupid?
MY My my well Well WELL oh yo hey yo
I like issei
okay but which Nanami we talking to?
Brooks been dead for a while so shouldn’t he be excused from taxes because he just bones
Guys, so what crimes did Issei Hyoudou do exactly?
I wanna know too
SA Assault
So much owned child support and neglect