EVERYTHING IS FINE. | Minecraft - Part 17
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2020
- Don't be concerned... everything is fine... i am fine... minecraft is fine... you are fine...
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The video starts at 28:26
Thank me later
thanks
Thnx
No
Thank you
Haven't seen you in a while....I love your videos
Unlike "Heist with Markiplier" this episode has multiple intros instead of multiple endings
Exactly! Good one
The dumbest, the smartest
The first, the last
The moron, the genius
The small brain, The big brain.
He challenges reality itself.
@Siege Isolet Markiplier is smarter than Muyskerm and LordMinon777.
@@srialekhyananduri7036 Markiplier is smarter than Muyskerm and LordMinon777.
@@oladiedoo50 Markiplier is smarter than Muyskerm and LordMinon777.
I feel like I'm watching a man descend into madness.
Yes
What do you mean, you "feel like?" 😂
Well his skin in the resets is
Welcome to Mark's entire channel, I guess?
😂😂😂
You are.
Me: Falls asleep watching mark.
Also me: wakes up to breAEAEAEAEAEAEeaeaeaAeaeaDddd
Didnt get it a bit but ok sure :D
@@DangerOctoYT bread*
bbbbbrrrrreeeaaadddddss
Well I woke up to an earth quake, what’s your excuse? :)
How do you fall asleep watching this chaos?
Plot twist: The first “Hey guys welcome back to Minecraft” wasn’t the first take
Sometimes I really think about this xD
Fake news
bro 😡😡😡 spoilers 😳🙄
It might be true
@@tacticalninja2134 bruh it's a joke omfg
Did anyone else think when he rode off on his horse that he would never make it back again?
Yea
yea
y
I have no idea what to expect, it's Markiplier
this episode is basically what it’s like when you bs an essay
The whole series is
Episode Reset List:
(3:25) First Reset
(9:31) Second Reset
(10:22) Third Reset
(11:10) Fourth Reset
(12:53) Fifth Reset
(12:57) Sixth Reset
(13:39) Seventh Reset
(14:10) Eighth Reset
(16:58) Ninth Reset
(19:04) Tenth Reset
(19:44) Eleventh Reset
(22:51) Mark's Plea
(23:06) Twelfth Reset
(28:23) Thirteenth [Final] Reset
I hope he does this again if he ever plays Outer Wilds
Potential for a drinking game right there
XD Oh my goodness…
@@silversilence14 don't, you'll die
Markiplier is doctor who confirmed
I've watched tons of people play minecraft and beat the enderdragon. Every single one of them used potions, strategy, and a bow. Mark is going to yell and swing his sword, and never even take out the beacons. Just win by brute force
i know right he is crazy
@@MKayyMC crazy good
you really dont need much its easy af
"win"
I mean, if it works for him do it.
Pewdiepie house: massive Japanese house
Jacksepticeye: massive stone castle
Markiplier: a house with two blocks of space per level
It's the engineer in him. No frills, just make it work lol.
pewds actually used a another minecraft youtubers(builder) video to build his house
Its evolving.... but backwards
oop it do be like that
that so true im thinking about playing Minecraft again and remake there houses and combine all there houses together
When Mark said "Maybe I could buy them"
At first I thought he meant that he could buy Endermen o.o
I thought that too XD
same xD
I also thought that ._.
enderhookers
@@asherlesco9817 mhmm...
hmmm...
I love the differences between the names people gave their horses.
Felix:”Joergen Smoergen!”
Sean:”Finbar Foaley!”
Mark: *”shwoompy.”*
mark’s entire minecraft playthrough is just him having an aneurysm with cubes
Lol
Your're not wrong my dude
True
YES lol
lolololo
It's really funny to think that he's just saying this all to himself in a quiet room
Cool pfp
@Im RITA!!! 23 y.o WANT HARD SЕЕЕХ !!!! no
He has done that for over 8 years as a job, so, no it's not really that weird at this point.
@Herry Gerry yea ik man but I'm just saying,you're his neighbor right imagine and you hear a grown man yelling in his house by himself alone saying some of the stuff mark says 😂without knowing he's a tuber Id be like huh a maniac
No he tells to us after recording
Love that he literally found the villager that sells ender pearls, the trade just wasn't there yet.
There is a villager that sells ender pearls??😮
Every other TH-camr stealing all the villager's supplies: It's free real estate
Mark: No, no, I can't... It'd be wrong!
I was searching for this comment lol
At every 5 minutes:
" *Hey guys welcome back to minecraft* "
Obama talks abot pewds pp smell it on ma channel. Let's make this come in next lwiay!
That is Mark when he has no Idea what he is doing
I’m pretty sure you mean 2
4 u mean
it really do be like that lol
I'm just waiting for this scenario:
Mark is in the neather
Mark accidentaly drops his gold
Piglin picks up gold
Mark is staring intensly
Piglin gives him something nice
Mark is *s h o o k*
Mark goes "I can trade with you"
I have a feeling he might murder the piglin before he gets the chance. xD
"YOU STEAL MAH GOLD??? HAVE AT THEE, HWAHHH!!!"
Either that or your scenario plays and he gives the piglin child some gold as well. xDDD
Friggin... Fine. You win.
One I got a Netherite hoe from a piglin then died and lost all my things
Who are you? Jotaro Jostar?
Lol that would be so funny
Markiplier is now known as the man who threw an enchanted diamond pick into lava. On purpose
“Theres no way to repair something right?” *Throws enchanted pickaxe in lava*
Me: Well now there isn’t
USE THE ANVIL TO REPAIR something, Markiplier...
We have to admit mark is force sensitive, he felt the anger within us when he destroyed his pickaxe
I feel like Lixian acts as a veil between us viewers, and Mark's insanity...
you know...I'm starting to see what Amy meant by "sometimes [Mark] will commit to a bit, not necessarily knowing if it's working or not"
Mark sounds amazing even when talking like he had a stroke.
“I will let you guys milk each other”
Mark 2020
Heh... easy too almost.
The villager you are looking for is a cleric mark if you are reading this
oh good, it was mark and not me..
Stop stop plz
"Hello, it Minecraft, I back"
This is what I subscribed for
Yep
Mark: survives 7 creeper explosions
Also mark: approaches creeper surprised they blow up
"lolololo" "It mEaNS lAuGH OUT loud out loud." ~Mark 2020
Just got a Markiplier ad
On a Markiplier video
Markiplier has achieved full Markiplier
What was the ad exactly?
He has grown too strong
markipliception
@Vaughn Pflug Or AHWM
MARKIPLIER ACHIEVED
"I'm gonna use this crossbow to take down Endermen"
We all knew what's gonna happen
Yes
Oh yeah
I laughed. Oh, Mark.
Enderman: *laughs in teleport*
"Mark what the fuck"
*When he trashed the diamond pickaxe*
Mark doesn't even have to try anymore, he is the content. He is the content and he just is.
“What if I could BUY them?”
Oh god, he’s discovered the speedrun strats.
He literally looked at the bloody Cleric
I was like "did he notice about the trading thing with the piglins where you give them gold and you can get a good amount of things" but nope he didnt
@Yasmeen Cabrer lol that's what I thought too
too bad you need to trade with the cleric abit before he sell them
He is evolving
Mark: “I wanna eat G O L D”
Golden Apples: 👀
Golden carrots 😳
Glistering melons: ._.
golden nuggets 👁 👄 👁
*GOLD BLOCKS 👁👃👁*
@@itsFnD hmm
Mark: “I’ve been playing this game for many years now”
Also Mark: *destroys a diamond with a stone
Pickaxe*
23:30 I like how Mark acts like he knows what he's doing, and then tries to shoot an endermen
"I could Milk you... I Could Milk *ALL* of you"
Oh No...
I see potent meme material there !
I see.. Cheese.
I feel like he did that on purpose to create new meme material XD
@@indranighoshal5232 already made 1
i readed this when he said that
Markiplier: Throws pickaxe into lava
Everyone: Loads Shotgun with malicious intent
AHHH ITS SO PAINFUL
someone say something
*wailing screams of the damned*
nuh
*enif si gnihtyreve*
Megalovania starts playing.
*heavy metal starts*
0:55
Ethan: “who’s ready to cream?”
Mark: "wHaT iF I bUy THeM??"
Piglins: "..."
He was literally so close to the cleric, he was so close to figuring it out
Other minecraft youtubers: "Yo, guys these are my five stacks of netherite I mined off camera."
Markiplier: "I can make a cookie."
why is this so accurate lol
He needs to learn about netherite, well maybe I just want to see him confused on HOW to get it
XD true
what youtubers are you refering to? this same thing is said so much "other youtubers do bad things" i have not seen a single minecraft youtube series where anything ever mentioned in these style of comments is done
@@Elyzeon. cuz most things in these style of comments use stuff like the netherite example to make the cookie thing funny
This episode was the definition of: “So I did some mining off camera”
"We got some diamonds,And emerald,Oh yeah and Netherite
I also have this basement here,and you guys must've ask "what's inside it" so let's go into the basement,
As you can see there is the dragon head yeah we beat the Ender dragon we beat the Wither,So That's the end of our let's play of minecraft,make sure to subscribe and smash the like button like I smashed your mom"
True but he doesn't play this offline. He only seems to play it when he records.
Oh no! He's devolving!!😱
JB you saying this makes me sad
Can't wait for more pogostuck.
I really want Lixian to get his revenge on Mark by just not editing this "talk scenes" between them just so Mark looks mad
Mark: "It's a quote from a movie. I'm not crazy"
Me: "They're like animals. And I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them."
Mark a few years ago: Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier
Mark now:
Hello. It Minecraft. I back.
Mark just yesterday: I. Dead body. RYANN!
I think the big brain plays in Among Us might have left him feeling a little drained.
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
September 29th. Today is World Heart Day.
It is celebrated every year on September 29 as the anniversary of the World Heart Federation (WHF) in 2000 to raise awareness of cardiovascular disease and improve awareness
He has such a way with words XD
I’m waiting for him to accidentally fall into the lava hole.
dfjhsfkjsfgkjhdfgjh same
Again 2 scams
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
im waiting for him to try RLcraft
I cannot even begin to comprehend how funny his intro was when he said “hello. In Minecraft. I back.” 🤣
that one block of lava just randomly there has so much foreshadowing
Pewdie pie: builds an empire
Jacksepticeye: builds a castle
Markiplier: builds a shed.
he’s still learning 😂
😅
True
DanTDM: builds a floating castle with an empire
Shhhh he’s growing
To everyone that’s just screaming at their screen...
We’re in this together
I came to the comments to cry. XD T^T I don't like how much pain he gives me. Im sad every time...
Watching the pick was painful im glad someone else feels that
I swear to God, someone tell him about the clerics and nether fortresses
On his first episode i told him about the milks properties in minecraft. I got no response. And through his playthrough i just sit there looking and observing...
he'll find out
eventually
We need to tell him that he can actually use a ender pearl to teleport
My anxiety as Mark traverses the Nether with one block of space: aiofhdfa heiofwe[oaf sa[['ashvnostoppleasenomore
PewDiePie made himself a king, jacksepticeye.became prince and Sam as the king, markiplier is closest to a homeless hippie
He has a home. But my 7 year old brother made one better than his.
@@thatonedude3812 you remember Mark's mental age right?
DanTDM is a nobleman
@@rheegret8405 it can be minus infinite and around 32, I don't judge him... the same happens with me
@@ikelldagay1801 oh no, I mean from the videos prior he did a quiz and his mental age was 7, I believe, it's an ongoing gag among the community
“Don’t tell me what I’m missing”
Your sanity, Mark. Your sanity.
Gone! Out the window! Look, there it goes!
Actually, it went years ago. It’s probably in Timbuktu by now.
@@Casedilla73 how long ago did markypoo meet eef? I feel a correlation there...
Mark looks at the Golem and horse.
Mark: "Can I milk you?"
*Silence*
Mark: "I'll let you milk each other."
“I can make a cookie”. The words of a powerful man! 👍🏻
Markiplier: Forgets what he's doing. "Alright let's start the video over"
relatable LOL
Man just like me fr fr
Never before have i seen a man who was so...
LOST
He is at home, farming his bread, but still so incredibly lost.
I thought that said “farming his beard” lmfao
Minecraft in a nutshell.
@@littletwinstarfav Markiplier is smarter than Muyskerm and LordMinon777.
@@lepaondesalon Markiplier is smarter than Muyskerm and LordMinon777.
I’m actually screaming about the diamond pickaxe 🙃
That creeper scene when Markiplier was trying to get bread was hilarious!
PLZ do not end the series after you kill the dragon, there's so much more to the game
Ya
Yeeeeeeeeee
plot twist: this was the last minecraft video
i wanna see him try and kill the wither watch him spawn it at his house XDDD
@Chaos Leviatho yea jeez its been two months already... time really flies
I'm impressed he made it back home after running off into the wilderness on his horse.
he didnt even make a Dirt Tower. I usually have to do that. i think every Minecrafter (Who've played minecraft before Maps and Lodestones were added) has done that at least Once.
(3:05) Mark: “Did I do somethin’ bad?”
All of us: YES YOU DID!!!!!
Also, please do keep in mind: Don’t even try to shoot an enderman with a projectile (of any type) because otherwise, it’ll teleport away :/
The fact that his mouse shakes when he is crafting, or just in general, is sending me into oblivion.
Mark: "Throws pikaxe in the lava"
Anvil: So you've chosen, *DEATH*
*Markiplier was squashed by a falling anvil*
Bailey Farnes yes..yes yes it is...
Mark: why does he want rotten flesh
Mark 5 mins ago: GOtta find the toWN wEiRDo
Me: rage intensifies as clerics sell ender pearls
Come on man he knows only 7% of the game give him a break
Thank you!! I did not know that.
And that’s not surprising I’ve got custard for a brain
Yea
@@julie.d1840 yep
@Correct me and you get Corona uhh. So do I correct you or leave this be?
Mark: I feel a disturbance in the force....
All of the viewers: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
16:58 LOL! when he just pretends it's all fine while working around the creeper crater... xD
He literally found the villager that sells Enders pearls and just left
Cleric? I don't know I'm guessing. (aka saving for when I actually get back to playing myself)
Sadie Lynn no the fletcher I’m pretty sure
Yeah he did found cleric but he doesnt know that ender pearl is locked and wont check so how is he suppose to know cleric sells pearls
@@JackT702 it's the cleric, not Fletcher. You have to upgrade the cleric to master level trades to get pearls.
ikr its so triggering we need to tell him!
Someone needs to tell Mark how to tame a wolf so he can get a dog lol
He rode past one in this video
maybe...
And then he takes it to the nether and then it walks into lava and the it dies
Chica pica
@@DatDiamondPick Accurate
11:27
Someone please tell him to sort out his chests 😂
If only Mark knew that he could trade for ender pearls with a cleric and a brewing stand is important
"If only Mark knew" is the underlying theme of this entire series.
@@robmcg26 LFMOAOAOAOOAOA
If only mark knew that there is a chance piglins will drop ender pearls when you trade with them
if only mark knew more than 5% of this game
Yes and if only mark knows how to level up a villeger
Every time I see Schwoomples' little pen with a damn door instead of a gate I laugh
Laugh with frustration you mean
red dead redemption
I love your Mae profile pic!
Hahaha yeah lmao
Let’s be honest, piercing was the worst enchantment he could possible do
Anakin: I killed not only the men, but the women and the children too
Mark: Let me steal that quote
I killed them all. Not just the men, but the women and the children too... I HATE THEM.
28:26
*Mark:* "Hey guys what's up? Back with Minecraft. Alright we're all done."
*Understandable. Have a great day*
Obama talks abot pewds pp smell it on ma channel. Let's make this come in next lwiay!
Who's gonna tell him he needs eyes of ender?
"I killed them. Not just the Endermen, but the Enderwomen, and the Enderchildren"
"They were like animals. And I slaughtered them like animals"
I HATE THEM!!!
-Markiplier2020
You’re the best
And the enderbenders
imagine this is someone’s introduction to mark.
perfect intro tbh
in the *MMCU* _(Markiplier Minecraft Cinematic Universe)_ , Shwoompy x Iron Golem is canon and thriving
Markiplier in 2015: Hello everybody my name is Markiplier
Markiplier in 2020: Sup Maggots
Mr Popo? Oh god no, please, not again
Oh hi, how are you? MAGGOT
GREETINGS WORMES........
Oh wait wrong game 😂
Wow
Herry Gerry that’s kind of just his personality now. he’s gotten older so his humor changed. he probably might need a break but i don’t think how he is acting currently is reflective of that
Everyone, spam him to look at the achievement screen. That's literally the only way he could figure it out without looking it up.
It's hopeless...
Didn't he look at the achievement screen already?
What you can do in this game bro
Yes mark do that thing please
@@lethallan3270 *sigh probably, but i made my attempt anyway. (cmon, Mark. we love you, man, but this is a mega-easy technique and we're on ep 17 already...)
Mark: *tries to kill endermen with a bow/crossbow*
Everyone at home: *frustrated minecraft noises*
“Why say many word when little word do trick”
A moment of silence to appreciate Lixian’s unbelievable editing...
🤐
.
September 29th. Today is World Heart Day.
It is celebrated every year on September 29 as the anniversary of the World Heart Federation (WHF) in 2000 to raise awareness of cardiovascular disease and improve awareness
A moment of silence for lixians mom giving birth to him so he can do that unbelievable editing
...
Mark: not wanting to trade wheat for emeralds
Me: looks at the tens of heybales
4:09 Nice Star Wars quote, Mark! 👍😎 +20 cool points for you.
“I’ll figure out what it is.”
Mark, there’s no way you’ll figure out what it is.
The intro is Mark trying to reset himself after becoming Hee Hoo
the perfect intro doesn’t exi-
Which one
@@SkyeVera334the one where he slapped the camera and said top of the morning to us laddies
i honestly love the idea of the same idea being applied like this with the intro, and the regression into insanity, the viewer being essentially let in on the joke that mark doesn’t know what he’s doing and he tries to go somewhere multiple times but he runs out of things to say
Sean: I dunno if Mark is an idiot or a total genius
Mark: I back
Raios Ephi he says genius or moron but who cares I’m just a lonely wanderer I am I am
honestly Mark might know what he’s doing but also probably doesn’t know what he’s doing. He will figure it out eventually 😂
@@foster6903 Mark won an Among Us run by looking like an idiot as an alien
u are a gunius for saying that
Alternate title:
Mark has a mental breakdown for 30min
helo, it minecraft, i back, i go to kill enderman
Lmao
@Sk Can 10 SECOONDS
As a 12 year old halfassed-been-playing-Minecraft-for-at-Least-4-years-and-knows-a-bunch-about-it person I find it amusing to see somebody older then me play Minecraft like this.
21:33 thanks Mark, your nonstop rambling and intermittent screaming anytime something goes remotely wrong activated my tinnitus.
The way Mark organizes his tools is absolutely atrocious.
I think Markiplier playing Minecraft is one giant metaphor for my ADHD
Accurate
Do I genuinely feel joy from the fact that you did not use "like" or "as" in this sentence therefore making it a simile and not a metaphor about metaphors? YES. Will I seek help for the fact that I care this much about figurative language? NO, no I won't.
@@magicllamakitty353 ummmm.....suuuuure
@@magicllamakitty353 this is the best reply ive ever seen, thank you.
@@eternalblueanimations3099 I'm glad my insanity makes you happy. 👍
I sadly don't have enough time to watch it in one sitting, however i know that i have to watch from where he says "Hello everybody my name's Markiplier, and welcome back to more minecraft."
I need more Markiplier Minecraft😂 it can't end like this
"If you quote it, it's ok"
-Markiplier 2020
And you’re definitely not insane.
In this episode, we see Lixian play with the infinity stones, as he tries to decide on a reality thats best for our entertainment, sharing with us even those moments that are disappointing.
This deserves more likes
This is an AMAZING comment.
Poetry snaps
This episode is sooooo relatable- when you're not in the mood to record but feel like you have to, you redo the intro a billion times and then find little enjoyment in the game and then worry that the content won't be any good 😅😂 (not dissing the content, entertaining as always, just the 100 different restarts reminded me).