I mean......roasting lantern is kinda easy. Just tell him he's looking yellow. Also roasting the son is friendly fire and we don't do that in the batfam. Unless it's Jason.
"one Hellspore can turn an entire planet into a firepit, what will happen to Apocalypse when 500 go off simultaneously?"-Batman Darkseid has reason to be afraid
Darkseid: At least the doctor that delivered me didn’t kill himself shortly after! Batman: Of course he killed himself; deliver something as perfect as me, everything else is a disappointment by comparison. Asian parents called him relatable. Darkseid: At least I have powers! Batman: Yet you’re powerless to ever see your kids again.
He learned it from Joker. Years and years of dealing with him exposed him to levels of roasts not crafted by mere normies. If we don't count that a friggin universe God-dragon thing specifically made him as his pet creation, which means Batman is basically a gift from God.
Lmfao I would absolutely love to see Batman, Joker & Deadpool roast literally everyone whether their DC or Marvel hell even The Top Gods like The One Above All & The Presence
There's a spell that breaks anything it touches over and over again until it's dust, and they teach this shit to little kids. I'd be scared of hogwarts too.
@@lazarus8018 and l they could basically make kryptonite on demand there's also the dementors basically all they need is the horn of a unicorn and they can kill Superman well basically anything from a magical creature would work that has inherent magic they can also turn them into a rat for fun or a fish out of water or just go with the killing curse it kills everybody
"Darkseid...Who you hidin' from?" "Batman." "Wait, you're scared of Batman?" "Terrified." The level of matter-of-fact he described his VERY RATIONAL fear of Batman...is well within Darkseid's personality. 2:37
I mean that's fair though because while the rest of the Justice League were getting their asses kicked by darkseid's Army Batman legit pulled up to his crib and threatened to blow up his planet apocalypse with all of them on it and he was dead serious about it to Darkseid even gave him respect for that.
Batman: "Your neighbors think your name is Bruce..." Superman: "I can't take this anymore!!!" 😤 Batman: "Something you and your wife have in common..." Me: The Savagery continues...
Batman: "You're actually doing a great job in DC..." Hawkgirl: "Are you serious?" 😯 Batman: "Gotta have somebody in the background..." 🤷♂️ Me: OMFG!!!!! ROFLMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
0:45 Batman:“If only you weren’t the “Fastest man Alive” then maybe Iris wouldn’t go for Green Lantern’s fat hog.” GL: God daaa- Wai- OH SHI- Barry: YOU CAN’T RUN FROM ME FOREVER JOHN!!!!!
This is funny. I literally discovered “if Batman was a savage,” and “if Robin was a savage,” the other day, and you just added a season 2 on TH-cam. Your videos have made me laugh harder than I have in a while, so please keep it up.
The only way to beat Batman is to beat his prep time, but that would be difficult because you'd have to beat his prep time before he can prep for his prep time.
Not to mention his pre mind prep and pre pre prep of prep for prep of the prep to plan for the prep time to prep the prep time he's a out to prep and before that he's dreaming prep time when he's asleep and in his dreams he dreams prep time Prep time inception o.O
If your talking about the movie roast, it wasn’t. It was directed at Superman, GL just went Gd Dam before Superman got to talk, but Superman did respond as the person who got insulted. As others have said, Batman doesn’t roast his hype man.
I love the stance Batman takes to fucking ROAST Darksied. Like he’s tuckin in for a minute😂 And also: “Your neighbors think your name is Bruce” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
There needs to be a joke about Vandal Savage in the next part. There could also be a joke about how one of Flash's weakness could be a slippery surface and that could segway into how Batman is iced up.
You don't target the hype man, only him n robin don't get roasted. And the movie reference is for Superman since he says "Are my movies that bad?" Or something along those lines
Hawk girl: What about me? Batman: What about you? Hawk girl: what don't got any mean shit to say to me? Batman: Actually you're doing pretty good in the movies. Hawk girl: Really!? Batman: Someone needs to be in the background.
I love how Batman never takes a swing at Robin or Green Lantern. His roasts are rated E for everyone but his boy and his hype man.
For real, I was looking in the comments if anyone else notice green lantern was the only one not being roasted 🤣
Actually, GL did get roasted. Got told to start making better movies.
@@checkme1830 I thought that was Superman. Green lantern has like 1 movie ever
I mean......roasting lantern is kinda easy. Just tell him he's looking yellow. Also roasting the son is friendly fire and we don't do that in the batfam. Unless it's Jason.
@@knightmare3706 or Damien cuz f*** that guy
"You actually do a great job at DC"
"Wait fr?"
"Yeah we have to have somebody in the background" 💀
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“GODDAMMIT!”
GODDAMNIT😂😂😂
😂🤣
Batman: "good job son"
Robin: "love you papa" 😂
Same😂🤣🤣
"It's Mr. Steal yo girl"
"Oh woah oh"
"It's Mr. Steal yo girl"
"Oh woah oh"
And yet he doesn't say "I love you" back.
Flash: Batman is this a joke to you
Is Mister steel yo girl
"I've seen better Fight scenes in Peppa pig" Amazing
cw flash is not that bad for batman to say that
The guy said Netflix and Flash don't have Netflix series that's neither good nor bad.. lol
Sage peppa vs ssj3 suzie
@@enyatriolo6528 The first two seasons were great it was season 3 that things started going downhill.
was there even fights??
"one Hellspore can turn an entire planet into a firepit, what will happen to Apocalypse when 500 go off simultaneously?"-Batman
Darkseid has reason to be afraid
You’re bluffing
Omega Lambda 7 X L 9
You dare? YOU DARE?
@@lonewanderer1328 I do dare 🦇
Darkseid: At least the doctor that delivered me didn’t kill himself shortly after!
Batman: Of course he killed himself; deliver something as perfect as me, everything else is a disappointment by comparison. Asian parents called him relatable.
Darkseid: At least I have powers!
Batman: Yet you’re powerless to ever see your kids again.
@@IsaiahRichards692gl:GYAT DAMN
Batman’s ability to roast anyone is almost supernatural.
PEAK HUMAN CONDITIONING
He learned it from Joker.
Years and years of dealing with him exposed him to levels of roasts not crafted by mere normies.
If we don't count that a friggin universe God-dragon thing specifically made him as his pet creation, which means Batman is basically a gift from God.
It’s his super power
Lmfao I would absolutely love to see Batman, Joker & Deadpool roast literally everyone whether their DC or Marvel hell even The Top Gods like The One Above All & The Presence
Thats his superpower
People try to expose Batman.
His rebuttal: "What about you?"
Green Lantern is literally me through out the whole video,lmao
Same
He makes the whole video more funnier
@@BEAST9747exactly 😂😂😂 there needs to be a season 3
Honestly he had a terrible movie I dont think he wants to roast batman 😅
At the end is the funniest stuff I have seen in my entire life.😂😂😂😂
"Imagine being scared of hogwarts" I can't man🤣🤣🤣
There's a spell that breaks anything it touches over and over again until it's dust, and they teach this shit to little kids. I'd be scared of hogwarts too.
@@lazarus8018 and l they could basically make kryptonite on demand there's also the dementors basically all they need is the horn of a unicorn and they can kill Superman well basically anything from a magical creature would work that has inherent magic they can also turn them into a rat for fun or a fish out of water or just go with the killing curse it kills everybody
" better watch your tone before I pull this rabbit outta this hat " haha
Hahaha oh boy lately there are many people who are scares of "Howards"
@@byronrush9802 I can see it now, Harry Potter walked up to Superman, and just says Avada Kedavra!, and he dies
Batman telling Hawkgirl she's doing a good job for being a background character 😂
🤣🤣🤣
The fact that I don’t know who tf Hawkgirl is just proves him right ig
"Batman, what is making you so angry?"
"Your forehead"
"F*ck you"
"F*ck your genetics"
"God daaamn."
GOOOOOOODDDDDDD DAMMMMMMMM
UNBRIDLED SAVAGERY!!! 😂😂😂
Nah goddamn 🔥🔥🔥
"Darkseid...Who you hidin' from?"
"Batman."
"Wait, you're scared of Batman?"
"Terrified."
The level of matter-of-fact he described his VERY RATIONAL fear of Batman...is well within Darkseid's personality. 2:37
I mean that's fair though because while the rest of the Justice League were getting their asses kicked by darkseid's Army Batman legit pulled up to his crib and threatened to blow up his planet apocalypse with all of them on it and he was dead serious about it to Darkseid even gave him respect for that.
Batmanophobia - the irrational fear of Batman
Not a real word, but...
@@xrayghost133
Since Barbatos exists, it's a justified fear. It's only Joker-type villains that resist it, as they're made of pure Chaos magic shit.
@@xrayghost133 It's not a real word because it's a completely rational fear.
@@SomethingSmellsMichy Aye, you got a point.
Through all that, not once did he go after John Stewart.
He did once. "You need to make movies people enjoy"
You don't go after your hype man.
@@tgatt5759 I assumed he was directing that at Superman since Superman was the one that responded to it, or came off as so.
@@unknownentity8489 nah green lantern said God damn after. No one liked green lantern as well so I assume it's him.
Doesn't need to because he's dating hawk girl
Bro, this is the voice over I needed to see SuperXavier create into a short.😂
3:23-3:40 *Batman Literally ROASTING the Living Hell Outta Darkseid* 🔥🍗
Darkseid is gonna need life equation at this point.
Really my favorite moment Batman ever had, how do they make these Roasts up?!
@@L3GacY3I wish I knew bro!!! 😂😂😂
@@ShaneDouglas713 FR FAM
"Bro, your girl is getting that Arkham pipe" lmao🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
When he said,' Your neighbors think your name is Bruce ' I died
5:13
2:03 that was hilarious. All batman said to roast her was "I don't want to" I was half expecting the GTA "Wasted" meme to play.
Hawkgirl: "I'M YOUR GF!!!" 😠
Green Lantern: "Not in public..." 😒
Me: SAVAGE!!! 🤣
“Oh nah bring that ass here darkseid” I’m still laughing from that😂😂
He wasn't safe...🤣
Im in detention right now for laughing so dam hard in school and got cought
Got caught lacking
Roast the teacher
@@wallsterrence fr
😂😂😂 I’m still in School doing a project laughing to this rn
GOD DAAAAAMMMNN
“She’s Brucing her Wayne” 🤣🤣🤣
i thought he sid "boosting her wayne" sound just as fuck'd up anyway lmao 😩😩😭😭
@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T The only thing boosting is the ability to not get any bitches.
Batman is the real Anti-Life Equation
FACTS
Your comment... Gawd DAAAM
Aquaman saying you can't fly as a insult is crazy 💀💀
Batman: "Your neighbors think your name is Bruce..."
Superman: "I can't take this anymore!!!" 😤
Batman: "Something you and your wife have in common..."
Me: The Savagery continues...
Daaaaamn
The "Your neighbors think your name is Bruce" honestly killed me🤣🤣
Batman: "You're actually doing a great job in DC..."
Hawkgirl: "Are you serious?" 😯
Batman: "Gotta have somebody in the background..." 🤷♂️
Me: OMFG!!!!! ROFLMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
That was brutal 💀
Green Lantern: GOD DAMMIT!
GOD DAMN
The fact that I don’t know who tf Hawkgirl is just proves him right ig
@@not-so-obvious_autism777 ROFLMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:45
Batman:“If only you weren’t the “Fastest man Alive” then maybe Iris wouldn’t go for Green Lantern’s fat hog.”
GL: God daaa- Wai- OH SHI-
Barry: YOU CAN’T RUN FROM ME FOREVER JOHN!!!!!
Actually in the original adio it's wally. . .
Batman wouldnt go after Green Lantern because he is Batmans hype man
"He's brucin her wayn:
That line ended me☠
Green Lantern caught no smoke, this is the power of being the hype man.
This is funny. I literally discovered “if Batman was a savage,” and “if Robin was a savage,” the other day, and you just added a season 2 on TH-cam. Your videos have made me laugh harder than I have in a while, so please keep it up.
The only way to beat Batman is to beat his prep time, but that would be difficult because you'd have to beat his prep time before he can prep for his prep time.
Then you need to prep 26 plans A-Z and you still have to prep for his prep of his prep...
Not to mention his pre mind prep and pre pre prep of prep for prep of the prep to plan for the prep time to prep the prep time he's a out to prep and before that he's dreaming prep time when he's asleep and in his dreams he dreams prep time
Prep time inception o.O
Yo Batman just flamed all of ‘em
3:20 my fav part 🤣🤣🤣
"Pull a bunny out of the hat" had me dead😂💀💀
Superman: "You're scared of Batman?" 🤨
Darkseid: "Terrified..."
Me: LMAO 🤣
This the batman we needed in injustice
"GAAWWDD DAMNNNN!!!"
-Green Lantern
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Bro, your girl is getting that Arkham pipe" im ded 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂
Batman still hasn’t roasted the Green Lantern. That’s a sign of true friendship.
Hype Man Privilege
Damn Batman do be roasting
POV: the Batman who laughs pulls up
We need this
ITS OVER WHEN TH3 BATMAN WHO LAUGHS ITS OVER FOR THE WHOLE DC AND MCU IS OVER
"Yo girl is getting that Arkham Pipe..."
ROFLMAO 😂😂😂😂😂
Please keep up with this. This is some of the only laughter I get.
Hawkgirl: You ain't hit this
Batman: I don't want to
I like how, over the course of all this verbal abuse, Batman took maybe one swing at Green lantern, and it was by far the mildest roast of the bunch.
If your talking about the movie roast, it wasn’t. It was directed at Superman, GL just went Gd Dam before Superman got to talk, but Superman did respond as the person who got insulted.
As others have said, Batman doesn’t roast his hype man.
Superman: "Batman, WTF?!" 🤨
Batman: "Why you mad? I gave Lois back..." 🤷♂️
Me: WOOOOOOOOW!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
“Better watch that tone before I pull a rabbit out of this hat”
I love the stance Batman takes to fucking ROAST Darksied. Like he’s tuckin in for a minute😂
And also: “Your neighbors think your name is Bruce” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard
"I've Seen Better Fight Scenes In Peppa Pig" Got me rolling 💀
There needs to be a joke about Vandal Savage in the next part.
There could also be a joke about how one of Flash's weakness could be a slippery surface and that could segway into how Batman is iced up.
"GOOD JOB SON"
"LOVE YOU PAPA"
HAHAJAHAHHAAHHAH
This shit deserves a season 3. I can’t help but laugh so hard at this, bruh. 😂😂😂
ALL THOSE ROASTS ARE STILL GETTING ME EVEN THE "GOD DAMN" KEEP IT MATE.
Wonder Woman changed outfits on them.Batman roasted everyone that bad.🤣🤣🤣
Batman, you wear leather in the shape of a bat, you talk in a deep voice, you only come out at night. I see a pattern.
Your wife saw the pattern too. - Batman.
@@midnari GOD DAMN!- Green lantern
@@midnari and she said it's like your parents one shot and it's done
@@durrangodsgrief6503 GOD DAMN - Green Lantern.
TH-cam couldn't even handle that burn.
@@midnari GAHHHD DAYUM. See me personally I wouldn't take that. That's just me tho
Green Lantern been hyping Batman so that he doesn't roast him.
he only roasted him once lmao
the best part is bat man and black lantern like holly shit that was fire
black lantern=♾️damn power
Bat man fucking went in on Darkside 😂😂😂
5:06
Finally, someone talks about Mbappe carrying France during world Cup
3:07 I love this part lol
Dark side “yeah I’m a god but Batman’s a demon that hurts feelings 😢.”
i wanna talk about weaknesses
Batman: I Already Know!! 🤣🤣
5:28 The Flash did a MEME!!
"he taking yo bitch and your secrets "👌👌👌
1:32 "Arkham pipe"
💀
2:40 the fact superman isn’t afraid is just telling us how quick he gonna die😅
Batman: "Got to have someone in the back ground" got my head hurting when I laughed..
Got dammit!!!
3:56 wait that’s supposed to be hawk girl?
Batman is a demon he's roasting people left and right ain't nobody safe from Batman the roaster the ultimate roaster 🗿🍷🫡🫵🔥🦇
I need one where he goes after green lantern and the man just goes off on Batman the whole time. I'm hoping for the day
You don't target the hype man, only him n robin don't get roasted. And the movie reference is for Superman since he says "Are my movies that bad?" Or something along those lines
CATWOMAN IS PROUD
1:38 this made me rewatch it for so long bro😂
Hawkgirl : im your girlfriend
Green lantern : not in public
J'onn : "Batman wat is makin yiu so mad"
Batman: "Your forehead"
😂😂😂😂😂 this got me dying
Hawk girl: “IM YOUR GIRLFRIEND!”
John Stewart: “Not in public”
Hawk Girl: “Man *Bleep* you guys”
Flash: “ *Bleep* you Bob the builder”
Had me dying 😂😂
Doctor Fate, Darkseid, and Hawkgirl got it the WORST!😲🤯😂
All i can say is GOD DAMN
"Your neighbors think your name is Bruce"
GOD DAMN
Hawk girl - “ I’m your girlfriend “
Green lantern- “ not in public “
😂😂😂😂😂
I have a feeling season 2 of robin being a savage will come out due to this video
If only we could see a arc where someone freezes Batman's assets lmao
"but batman's a demon who hurts feelings". 😭😭
1:45 is the best part
What song is he singing?
Hawk girl: What about me?
Batman: What about you?
Hawk girl: what don't got any mean shit to say to me?
Batman: Actually you're doing pretty good in the movies.
Hawk girl: Really!?
Batman: Someone needs to be in the background.
Nah the "GODDAMNIT" got me dead, kingstick is too funny
Batman has the power of Affluence and Gaslighting 😅😅😅😅
Superman was shocked when Darkside said he is hiding 2:34
5:51 HAD ME FALLING!!! 😂😂😂
I ALMOST SPILLED MY DRINK!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn Batman is dark
Bro uploaded 2 of these lets go more batman W's
Bruh you girl getting that Arkham pipe
Batman is a true menace😂😂😂
Darkseid is gonna need the life equation after Batman is done with him
I love how he roasts everyone after they started roasting superman he really said "im the the only one thats allowed to roast him"
It’s Mr steal yo girl ohohwoo it’s Mr steal yo girl ohohwoo 😂😂😂
"Id rather take a gun go in the past and kill my own momma than have to look in the mirror at that face."
DARK SAVAGE!!!
Your neighbors think your name is Bruce.
Yeah there ain’t no coming back from that, find another galaxy.
Oh come on Batman Hawkgirl didn't need that, what about GL?
Don't forget, Barry also wasn't fast enough to save his mom.