@@duncanmcgee13 It’s not rigged, Ewoks are just canonically broken. They singlehandedly defeated the empire the same day it made the mistake of pissing them off. Ewoks: 1 Galactic Empire: 0
@@duncanmcgee13 me and a few friends have won that ewok hunt as empire you need to camp by the imperial base where the walker spawns for walker assault and then just follow the path it helps if you find the heavy blaster because you get thermal imploders and infinite flashlight then
For those of y’all replying I like playing Ewok Hunt like a horror game. Split off with like 1 or 2 troopers and try to survive. It’s honestly a lot of fun
Kamino is my favorite planet because of the cloning facilities and reminded me of my childhood. My home was by the pier, so during typhoons, I watched thunderstorms raging over the sea, which is similar to Kaminoan storms. In addition, my gvernment did something similar to what the Empire did to Tipaco City to my home.
Fun fact:the death star was being built/overseen being built inside the maw sector Specifically because NOONE sane enough wanted to even get close to the maw installation
it was prototyped there, yes. Unsurprisingly, such heinous weapons as the death star and sun crusher could well have been inspired by the subconscious whisperings of abeloth from her prison. We know that jedi younglings hidden on the maw installation during the vong war were traumatized that way.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 I always wondered why there were no planets in the maw while I was playing the conquest mode in empire at war, having realized that there's an eldritch level sith being inside of that abyss made my spine shiver in paranoia as a child.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 I don't remember that. I do remember the kids who were hidden in the Maw (I think it was called... Haven? Sanctuary? Something like that) were like among the first to fall under Abeloth's hold or have Force Psychosis though. Is that what you're talking about?
@@jeshuabright3733 Star wars was never meant for kids until the late 90s everything after that's wrong unless it's from an author that hasn't been huffing R2D2 duster on his ranch
I knew the Kessel Run was dangerous but wow, I didn't think it was THAT dangerous. Also, I didn't know that Abeloth was imprisoned near the Kessel Run.
And the Kessel Run was a troll she set up to laugh at Humans…. Until… he came” Everyone Reading: “Lol Han” Me: “lol yeah” In my Brain: *Forgive me Lando…. You sexy droid humping bastard*
Okay, now I'm curious, with how dangerous it was just to travel to Endor, how much of both the Rebel Fleet and the Imperial Forces meant to be at the Battle of Endor actually made it there? Was it like Randallofe Tarkin's forces in the last battle of the Stark-Hyperspace War where only a 3rd of each actually made it?
They explain this in the Essential Guide to Warfare. Basically, the Empire funded a bunch of astro-engineers to artificially create a hyperspace route from Sullust system to the Endor system. I'd recommend looking it up it is called the Sanctuary Pipeline.
@@JediAcolyte94 Wasn't the tech they used something that widened an S-thread- the hyperspace tunnels used by hypercomm arrays to offer FTL communication- into a stable hyperspace route?
No because bothan spies secured safe hyperspace routes to and from the system and thr empire had a large number of ships garrisoned at endor on the dark side of the planet
I’d love to visit Cloud City, The forest moon of Endor, and Ithor. I love nature and living on a jungle planet sounds like paradise and multiple biomes on the forest moon sounds like a nice place to explore
I would like to see one about the remains of Alderaan, since it was a literal graveyard of two BILLION people and an entire planet, and it probably has a disturbing feeling in the Force for Force-Users passing through.
This is why Disney screwed up... The expanded universe was the future of Star Wars, not a brand new trilogy. No need for bringing old characters back, the expanded universe did so much to give older characters their place without actually requiring them to be present that both past and future were equally preserved by the present. And it's videos like this that do such a great job of showing that. :) Great video, this is why I subscribed (and stay that way). :)
If I ever ended up in the Star Wars Universe, I would probably end up stuck on one of these places. Or I would wake up in an Imperial interrogation cell with a Sith Lord standing over me…
technically not dark side? She's more chaos itself, while the other members of the mortis 4 embodied different aspects, like Order, Creation/Life, and Destruction/Death.
When talking with the force itself, she is the Chaotic nature of the force, closing the cicle with order/chaos, creation/destruction, just like takes lives, it creates too, her murdering quest comes more from her human side, and considering how she loves to fuck up much more the sith than the jedai...
Probs stuff like the dark force bug guys. Can't remember what they're called. High republic era. Or the dudes who came from a diff dimension. Can't remember the names. Damn weed. 🤣
Speaking of the unparalleled horrors of the kessel run can we get a vid on the space fairing megalo fauna like the Nebrae manta, the hyperspace whales from Star Wars Rebels, and that giant thing that Han sent flying into the maw in Solo
how would you feel about a series where viewers could submit in their ideas of alternate planets/systems, just like what Alternate History Hub did with real world countries? Or just create ideas of new planets off the top of their head?
I wish The Mandalorian could've made reference to how dangerous it was just to get to Tython. Ashoka tells Din Djarin just go to Tython and put Grogu on the stone. We shouldve seen Belia Darzus' melted techno beast strong hold.
honestly it feels like Tython was put in there last minute, the set is bad and they even mess up it's location (Outer Rim), I think it was supposed to be random planet originally and they changed it up in post, it would also explain why the episode had last-minute director change
🤔 . . . You once did “terrible terrain” on your other channel called “The Front”. If the same, continue, but also list planets that’re terrible to mount any surface operations & such…
passing by black holes isnt necessarily dangerous as, along as you didn't hit the horizon you would be okay, stuck in space to us but time moving VERY fast for you everytime you took this route. its basically time travel except only one way.
This. This is the starwars I want to see. The insane depth of the lore and the mindboggling strangeness of the infinite amounts of creatures and civilisations. Not 'SoMeHoW PaLpaTiNe reTuRnEd..''
"Try a death stick or two" the man said. They says The Simpsons be predicting stuff, but Star Wars predicted oil cartridges a decade and a half ahead of the cart wave.
I know were in a galaxya "long time ago" and "far far away" but its fun to wonder what if we exist in the star wars galaxy but just as one of the undiscovered planets somewhere in the vast cosmos, a crashed civillian ship left forgotten for thousands of years on an anomalous planet that strips force sensitives of their capabilities.
I'll ask this again in a comment of one of your more recent vids but since I'm here... Would you Folk please consider doing a vid on the "Prisons" the Empire established throughout the Galaxy ? I would love to learn more about places like Star's End [Mytos] (where Chewie was imprisoned until Solo broke him out) and Rattatak (where Kenobi was imprisoned briefly) as examples!!! Thanks so much! :)
@@drummr1313 not to mention it was remote who would wanna go there in the first place think about it from military point of view you knew the whole galaxy hates the first death star and the last thing you want the whole galaxy to do is snooper round to see what projects you have plus nobody wanted to go there and there was no reason to be there in the first place unless you’re building a second death star which nobody knew about. In some ways it was actually a good idea.
My my Mr.Geetsly I am stunned you would tell us to try a death stick I'm more shocked than Vader when he pisses off palatine after getting off the operation table, great videos keep it up:)
Since you have already done a video on Bilars, why not do a video about assemblers. Weird spider aliens that bioshape nodes that become different components of their spaceships which could each possibly gain sentience and try to kill the assembler that made it..
Death stick seller: Do you want to buy a death stick? Obi-wan: *waves hand* You don't want to sell me death sticks. Seller: I don't want to sell you death sticks. Obi-wan: You want to go home and rethink your life. Seller: I want to go home and rethink my life.
First part with Endor makes it seem like building the Deathstar II there was a REALLY BAD idea in terms of functionality after construction.... how did they plan to move it anywhere if regular cruisers/ships can be destroyed/ marooned..... When expanded universe info just destroys movie plot....
As I look at the thumbnail and think: “Well yes, you would want to avoid a black hole, not even light can escape it. Sure hyperspace may be another dimension, but still, it takes a couple of seconds to get there.”
Do you think something like an accuberre warp drive could work in the Star Wars universe because I think it would be excellent for exploring areas where hyperspace isn't available, such as the deep core and unknown regions. This would allow for you to move faster than light but still remain within realspace
That is the big advantage of warp drive over hyperdrives. In all star wars vs starteck a galaxy battles a major point is how star wars ships can explore much outside of their galaxy without probes while warp drives although slower don’t need to be meticulously mapped out
For anyone that’s played Ewok hunt.. those Ewoks are no joke when they’re “in the mood”
I always felt like that mode was rigged in favor of the Ewoks
@@duncanmcgee13 It’s not rigged, Ewoks are just canonically broken. They singlehandedly defeated the empire the same day it made the mistake of pissing them off.
Ewoks: 1
Galactic Empire: 0
@@duncanmcgee13 me and a few friends have won that ewok hunt as empire you need to camp by the imperial base where the walker spawns for walker assault and then just follow the path it helps if you find the heavy blaster because you get thermal imploders and infinite flashlight then
@@humbly_bumbly4998 I won’t many times. But definitely is easier for the ewoks if they can pick off a few early
For those of y’all replying I like playing Ewok Hunt like a horror game. Split off with like 1 or 2 troopers and try to survive. It’s honestly a lot of fun
Kamino is my favorite planet because of the cloning facilities and reminded me of my childhood.
My home was by the pier, so during typhoons, I watched thunderstorms raging over the sea, which is similar to Kaminoan storms.
In addition, my gvernment did something similar to what the Empire did to Tipaco City to my home.
That’s awesome man kamino was always my favorite too when I grow up I wanna make my house look Exactly like kamino lol
@@werovivero9219 Like the cloning facilities? That'd be so awesome. I love the Fett apartment.
@@hunterkiller1440 yea exactly like that I always loved the white spaces and it contrasted so beautifully with the stormy raining weather of kamino
@@werovivero9219 Do you live somewhere tropical ?
What did the government do to your home?
Geetslys: you wouldn't want to visit these places.
Me: no I wouldn't.
Fun fact:the death star was being built/overseen being built inside the maw sector
Specifically because NOONE sane enough wanted to even get close to the maw installation
it was prototyped there, yes. Unsurprisingly, such heinous weapons as the death star and sun crusher could well have been inspired by the subconscious whisperings of abeloth from her prison. We know that jedi younglings hidden on the maw installation during the vong war were traumatized that way.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 I always wondered why there were no planets in the maw while I was playing the conquest mode in empire at war, having realized that there's an eldritch level sith being inside of that abyss made my spine shiver in paranoia as a child.
@@kirkfogg8366 not a Sith. Someone much older, and much, much worse.
@RTFM no-one, forgot the hyphen lol
@@johnj.spurgin7037 I don't remember that. I do remember the kids who were hidden in the Maw (I think it was called... Haven? Sanctuary? Something like that) were like among the first to fall under Abeloth's hold or have Force Psychosis though. Is that what you're talking about?
"We're not smugglers, we're legitimate freightsmen!" - Khan "Click" Kachak
Of course, no one can talk about the Maw cluster without talking about the super powerful Lovecraftian god monster that’s trapped inside it.
Good ol’ Summa Verminoth
I hate Disney I wish I could have seen the war against abaloth
@@bardaddy5150 Seriously though. "nO SoURce mAteRiaL!" 😑
@@bardaddy5150 Well then that Star Wars movie would be rated R
@@jeshuabright3733 Star wars was never meant for kids until the late 90s everything after that's wrong unless it's from an author that hasn't been huffing R2D2 duster on his ranch
I knew the Kessel Run was dangerous but wow, I didn't think it was THAT dangerous. Also, I didn't know that Abeloth was imprisoned near the Kessel Run.
Yeah...the maw was built to contain her :)
And the Kessel Run was a troll she set up to laugh at Humans…. Until… he came”
Everyone Reading: “Lol Han”
Me: “lol yeah” In my Brain: *Forgive me Lando…. You sexy droid humping bastard*
Okay, now I'm curious, with how dangerous it was just to travel to Endor, how much of both the Rebel Fleet and the Imperial Forces meant to be at the Battle of Endor actually made it there?
Was it like Randallofe Tarkin's forces in the last battle of the Stark-Hyperspace War where only a 3rd of each actually made it?
They explain this in the Essential Guide to Warfare. Basically, the Empire funded a bunch of astro-engineers to artificially create a hyperspace route from Sullust system to the Endor system. I'd recommend looking it up it is called the Sanctuary Pipeline.
@@JediAcolyte94 Wasn't the tech they used something that widened an S-thread- the hyperspace tunnels used by hypercomm arrays to offer FTL communication- into a stable hyperspace route?
No because bothan spies secured safe hyperspace routes to and from the system and thr empire had a large number of ships garrisoned at endor on the dark side of the planet
Definitely a part two! I find these kinds of elements to be the most interesting of Star Wars.
So the Kessel Run has a dormant and angry demigod awaiting for you. If you at the Centerpoint during Second Galactic War, good luck then...
What is it?
@@cc-bk3tx I only know that it was in the maw, and *someone* escaped and then presented herself to to the galaxy...
I’d love to visit Cloud City, The forest moon of Endor, and Ithor. I love nature and living on a jungle planet sounds like paradise and multiple biomes on the forest moon sounds like a nice place to explore
kashyyyk would also be amazing, there and Ithor are the two in my opinion
@@swfcocs1 Agreed!
Ithor would have been nice to live on... had the blasted Yuuzhan Vong not terraformed it.
I'd take Tatooine at this point.
@@geetslys lol
I would like to see one about the remains of Alderaan, since it was a literal graveyard of two BILLION people and an entire planet, and it probably has a disturbing feeling in the Force for Force-Users passing through.
2 billion? Didn’t obiwan say millions not billions, or I might have misheard
Despite how explored the star wars galaxy seems, there are even planets in the core that are undiscovered.
I love this kind of stuff
So if the Maw was made to imprison abeloth, doesn't that technically mean that because Solo is Canon that Abeloth is Canon as well
no, it doesn't
Yeah, I think so. Both the Maw and the Ones are cannon, and Abeloth is closely related to both of them.
Encouraging us to do Death Sticks? This isn't the Geetsly's I know. But I love Geetsly's no less!
The only death sticks I am using are cigarettes
Passing by the Maw is a lot more dangerous then most people realized because of Abeloth
This is why Disney screwed up... The expanded universe was the future of Star Wars, not a brand new trilogy. No need for bringing old characters back, the expanded universe did so much to give older characters their place without actually requiring them to be present that both past and future were equally preserved by the present. And it's videos like this that do such a great job of showing that. :)
Great video, this is why I subscribed (and stay that way). :)
Ahh yes. Another great story by both a great writer and narrator to listen to.
Yes! Part two would be awesome. I’ve always loved and been intrigued by the more horror and unknown aspects of the Star Wars Legends universe.
If I ever ended up in the Star Wars Universe, I would probably end up stuck on one of these places. Or I would wake up in an Imperial interrogation cell with a Sith Lord standing over me…
If so, what did you do made sure a Sith Lord wanted to confront you face to face?
@@michaelandreipalon359 he didn’t share his mozzarella sticks.
@@Kosh_Naranek. Either that or the confronter is an aspiring Sith Lord sent to kill an otherwise ignominious buddy so to prove their worth.
To be honest, just being myself would make most beings want to, at the very least, beat my face in.
@@cjhott7237 *shoots lightning at you*
With Kessel, there’s also the threat of the Summa Verminoth. The giant cephalopod like creature that had almost eaten the Falcon
Abeloth is still my favorite dark side entity of all time
technically not dark side? She's more chaos itself, while the other members of the mortis 4 embodied different aspects, like Order, Creation/Life, and Destruction/Death.
When talking with the force itself, she is the Chaotic nature of the force, closing the cicle with order/chaos, creation/destruction, just like takes lives, it creates too, her murdering quest comes more from her human side, and considering how she loves to fuck up much more the sith than the jedai...
The first Sith emperor was by far superior. KOTOR forever!
Wait, if Abeloth is *one* of the darkest secrets in the Galaxy, then what is *the* darkest secret in the Galaxy?
Probs stuff like the dark force bug guys. Can't remember what they're called. High republic era. Or the dudes who came from a diff dimension. Can't remember the names. Damn weed. 🤣
@@rimposter4871 Eternal empire / Valkorion, and Yuzhaang vooooong
@@bobgood2936 thanks man
Speaking of the unparalleled horrors of the kessel run can we get a vid on the space fairing megalo fauna like the Nebrae manta, the hyperspace whales from Star Wars Rebels, and that giant thing that Han sent flying into the maw in Solo
how would you feel about a series where viewers could submit in their ideas of alternate planets/systems, just like what Alternate History Hub did with real world countries? Or just create ideas of new planets off the top of their head?
Absolutely Yes 😁
Energy Spiders!? I'm guessing trying to kill them with fire is a bad idea.
We definitely need part two this could be a series;)
So, if Aboleth is related to/apart of the Mortis gods, and the rest of them are officially canon... *turns to Filoni* Aboleth when?
Me when I realise I’m a longtime geetsleys fan:
(Obi wan smiling)
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
I wish The Mandalorian could've made reference to how dangerous it was just to get to Tython.
Ashoka tells Din Djarin just go to Tython and put Grogu on the stone. We shouldve seen Belia Darzus' melted techno beast strong hold.
honestly it feels like Tython was put in there last minute, the set is bad and they even mess up it's location (Outer Rim), I think it was supposed to be random planet originally and they changed it up in post, it would also explain why the episode had last-minute director change
@@goodmind4940 yea it really did see random.. And "outer rim...cmon Tython is the 1st planet I think of when they talk deep core. Thanks!
@@goodmind4940 Yes. For me Tython will always be Deep core.
@@rebeldropper8933 that's di$ney for ya
🤔 . . . You once did “terrible terrain” on your other channel called “The Front”. If the same, continue, but also list planets that’re terrible to mount any surface operations & such…
I'd definitely be happy to see a part 2!
May the force be with you
Definitely needs a part two. Also, im probably alone in this, but a video on Ziost might be kinda cool
thats the stuff bro good old storys from way back lo0ve it!
Also Something to consider regarding the sith space: the ancient war beasts the sith bred. Some planets are still inhabited by them.
I remember getting groups together to hunt and kill gorax on Endor in SWG (pre-cu). Man , good times i miss.
passing by black holes isnt necessarily dangerous as, along as you didn't hit the horizon you would be okay, stuck in space to us but time moving VERY fast for you everytime you took this route. its basically time travel except only one way.
I love the Crystal Maze "Boop-boop-boop" when you identify where somewhere is.
This. This is the starwars I want to see. The insane depth of the lore and the mindboggling strangeness of the infinite amounts of creatures and civilisations. Not 'SoMeHoW PaLpaTiNe reTuRnEd..''
can we get a video on the energy spiders of Kessel? I think that'd be pretty cool to see a video on
9:28 I guess Son got more from Mother, while Daughter more from Father
Thank you to share all your knowledge of the force my friend. I don't know how I will have learn my lore without man like you.
"Try a death stick or two" the man said. They says The Simpsons be predicting stuff, but Star Wars predicted oil cartridges a decade and a half ahead of the cart wave.
Being told to grab a drink and have a death stick or two is like one of the most hype things I’ve ever heard in my life coming from Geetslys
10/10 a Star Wars horror flick based around the Maw, Event Horizon style would be sick.
I would be a gathering as much different technology to upgrade my home.
Geetsly's: *talks about the Mother and shows a terrifying picture of her*
Me at 2:30 AM: Thanks, I hate it.
Abeloth: *literally just vibing as a chaos entity*
The Force Personified: THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
"You don't wanna sell me any death sticks"
40k: It's All Dangerous
You don’t want to sell me death sticks, you wanna go home and rethink your life.
Definitely gonna need a pt. 2! This is amazing lol its like Star Wars travel guide to Horrors lol Brilliant!
"pretty viscous if they're in the mood"
Honestly same
I know were in a galaxya "long time ago" and "far far away" but its fun to wonder what if we exist in the star wars galaxy but just as one of the undiscovered planets somewhere in the vast cosmos, a crashed civillian ship left forgotten for thousands of years on an anomalous planet that strips force sensitives of their capabilities.
I love the more obscure places and facts about the SW Galaxy. Keep it up.
I'll ask this again in a comment of one of your more recent vids but since I'm here...
Would you Folk please consider doing a vid on the "Prisons" the Empire established throughout the Galaxy ?
I would love to learn more about places like Star's End [Mytos] (where Chewie was imprisoned until Solo broke him out) and Rattatak (where Kenobi was imprisoned briefly) as examples!!!
Thanks so much! :)
Part 2 would great always like dirty secrets of legends SW. Particularly planets that you have discussed before
My favorite planet is Manda'yaim. Kashyyyk is second due to the beasts there.
I´m all out of Deathsticks though. My Dealer said he wanted to stop selling Deathsticks and rethink his live after the last Barnight :(
Good idea for a video. Space "substances" like various drugs, and elixirs of the Galaxy
I'd probably still go to them just so i can tell people that I've been there
I had no idea that Abeloth was hinted at in Solo with that location…
if you can count tentacle monster as hint, maybe just a nod or coincidence
@@goodmind4940 No, the Maw. It completely went over my head that the Maw was location that Abeloth is supposed to be contained in.
don't know why hut I laughed when I thought he said "Towering British Gorags"
You forgot one more place buddy, what about the world with the star forge. That was complete horrible too.
Imo you could possibly make shipyards and create your own faction in the Rakata system
In the Star Wars universe, there are 2 types of planets.
Beautiful planets with prosperous cities and spider hell-holes.
thank you
Geetslys saying i should grab a drink. Me watching the video at 4:54 a.m in europe: Good Idea
Here's my question, if Endor and the surrounding region was so dangerous, why did the Emperor decide to build the second Death Star there?
@@sudanemamimikiki1527 That actualy does make a lot of sense, tbh
@@drummr1313 not to mention it was remote who would wanna go there in the first place think about it from military point of view you knew the whole galaxy hates the first death star and the last thing you want the whole galaxy to do is snooper round to see what projects you have plus nobody wanted to go there and there was no reason to be there in the first place unless you’re building a second death star which nobody knew about. In some ways it was actually a good idea.
*sees description* Well, I don't live in Kansas, and honestly, there are other realms and worlds way more complicated than Oz, so what's the point?
Thank you very much for Mention my planet
I love these types of star wars vids
Great video.
My my Mr.Geetsly I am stunned you would tell us to try a death stick I'm more shocked than Vader when he pisses off palatine after getting off the operation table, great videos keep it up:)
That map of the maw was actually fascinating, and I'm sad I haven't seen it before.
Since you have already done a video on Bilars, why not do a video about assemblers. Weird spider aliens that bioshape nodes that become different components of their spaceships which could each possibly gain sentience and try to kill the assembler that made it..
Please make part two of this video man
Have a drink and a deathstick or two ?
You don’t want to sell me death sticks , you want to go home and rethink your life
PART TWO PLEASE
Don’t you push death sticks on me 🥳
2:59 I thought it said Cadia for a second
There will always be monsters hiding in the dark corners of the Galaxy, and no doubt that they are waiting for their next meals.
Death stick seller: Do you want to buy a death stick?
Obi-wan: *waves hand* You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Seller: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Seller: I want to go home and rethink my life.
Obi-wan: You want to leave your death sticks with me.
Part 2 would be interesting
Yes part two please!
Hey man would love to see that part two hahahah🙂
First part with Endor makes it seem like building the Deathstar II there was a REALLY BAD idea in terms of functionality after construction.... how did they plan to move it anywhere if regular cruisers/ships can be destroyed/ marooned..... When expanded universe info just destroys movie plot....
It's nowhere near as bad as what di$ney has been farting out
Have they tried other methods of faster than light travel besides Hyperspace travel to reach the Deep Core?
Can we get a breakdown of the different narcotics in the universe? Kinda curious as to what coke is tbh
I'd love to see part 2💯🤙💯🤙
Please sir, may we have some more?
You are a bold one, Oliver Twist!
Love it thank you
As I look at the thumbnail and think: “Well yes, you would want to avoid a black hole, not even light can escape it. Sure hyperspace may be another dimension, but still, it takes a couple of seconds to get there.”
Awesome!!!!
Pt2 sounds pog
"try a death stick or two"
Did you just encourage me to use drugs?
If so, the answer is yes.
Did you say enjoy a death stick or two... lol
You have done well
Do you think something like an accuberre warp drive could work in the Star Wars universe because I think it would be excellent for exploring areas where hyperspace isn't available, such as the deep core and unknown regions. This would allow for you to move faster than light but still remain within realspace
That is the big advantage of warp drive over hyperdrives. In all star wars vs starteck a galaxy battles a major point is how star wars ships can explore much outside of their galaxy without probes while warp drives although slower don’t need to be meticulously mapped out