Legends is like going through that baseball cards pile in a yard sale. Sometimes you could find worthless ones, sometimes you could find rare ones that's worth tens of thousands dollars.
Emperor Palpatine: Sorry trooper, say that again! Scout trooper: Endor is home to a crying mountain, a Californian king which controls the summer, semi-sentient flowers that I can't pronounce without having a stroke, cannibal teddies bears, some dumb marauders and a Night sister, should we still put the shield generator there? Emperor Palpatine: A crying mountain? Hell no we're staying away from that place in fact we have the power to blow it up that should be our main objective, blow up Endor inmediatly!
Endor seems to be a repository of strange and unusual things, most of which are deadly and defy what one might usually expect to find while out and about. So pretty much space Australia. Looking at it from that perspective: Now I also understand why the Empire decided to park their under-construction Death star II there. Because after all: Who would think to look for a massive planet killing super weapon next to Australia of all places?
As soon as we can teach funnel webs how to knit jumpers out of wool for themselves, we are taking over the planet. Cold tolerate funnel webs plus magpies and you in the northern hemisphere are FD. Who needs weapons. Our laziest dumbest animal is the koala it sleeps 22 hours, eats for 1.9 hours craps or screws for what is left, it only eats gum leaves (a Class 5 poison in OZ) females usually dont need to drink water (which is what the name koala "means" doesnt drink), gum trees use fire to spread, explode during fires/lightning strikes, randomly drop branches as thick as you thigh. That is not a extra deadly tree, its just an typical Ozzie tree, and its the food of our dumbest herbivorous animal. Can you imagine if the Carnivorous Mega Fauna had survived the Aborginals and the climate change they sped along with clearing and management fires? Think wombats are a cute omnivore? imagine having one look you squarely in the bellybutton whilst on all fours whilst grunting angrily?
That's not actually true. Yes we do see quite a few planets like what you describe. Take Tatooine for example it was bombarded from orbit and galssed by the Ricottan Infinate Empire 25,000 BBY before the Republic even existed. This resulted in its Dessert like appearance but also it split the planets one sentient indigenous species into two. Thats right Jawas and Tusken Raiders( Sand People were once the same species). None of these however was a natural occurance. You have to remember many of the world's we see in Star-Wars universe have undergone similar calamities and or we only ever get to see one aspect of them. Mustafa r for example was once lush and green until someone unleashed the power of its sun in an attempt to bring someone back from the dead and it created what we see in the movies. The Sith and then later Vader came there for the very same reasons. The fight scene with Kylo Ren in the beginning of Rise of Skywalker is on Mustafar many years later and its begun to heal you can see trees and its no longer all volcanic. Many of the planets we see are in the movies are either outer rim or border on unknown regions the core worlds differ greatly and are not as damaged.
I read a magazine story about a Rebel Trooper and an Imperial scout that were left behind after the battle, they reluctantly worker together to survive and with the help of Ewoks, they killed a Gorack with a still functioning but abandoned AT-AT. Later in the story the got a distress signal sent but when the ship came the Scout Trooper decided to stay because he knew he'd just end up in a cell.
@@Bobonmyprimejr as far as Expanded Universe books and video games, they were. Star Wars Galaxies had extensive Nightsister lore, and made Forest Moon of Endor playable.
The unfinished novel "Supernatural encounters: the trial and transformation of Arhul Hextrophon," they theorize that some form of ancient aliens engineered endor itself to preserve their essences from some great calamaty. Most of the stranger aspects of endor such as the crying mountain and the season dietys were essentially a form of AI meant to govern the planet and keep everything in balance. The fairy things too were aparently decendants of the ancient aliens who had atempted to rematerialize, but only done so partially.
Your acknowledgment of Supernatural Encounters is greatly pleasing. I wish more fans, especially starving EU fans, could get to know about it and it's predecessor article Cult Encounters...
In the unfinished (but soon to be) novel called Supernatural Encounters Mount Sorrow is explained by Cindel Towani to be a displaced B'rknaa, a sentient species of minerals with rock-formed exoskeletons to protect and (unlike Mt. Sorrow's case) make them mobile. Another B'rknaa called the Black Cavern had been a part of Mt. Sorrow and after some time after The Battle of Endor they moved back together; possibly becoming one or just being close to finally rid themselves of loneliness...
0:24-0:27: I didn't know the Transformers also originated from Endor. Weird. LOL. 3:17-3:20: Ah yes, the Durlocks. The ancient space cousins of the Grinch out to destroy Life Day. XD.
I expected the Klatooinian maruaders in The Mandalorian E4 to be Sanyassan given their similar outfits, techlevel, and the fact that the earlier episodes already had Blurrgs which were from the first Ewoks movie.
I think a lot of this can be explained with the simple explanation of “they were legends the Ewoks developed to explain their surroundings.” This is especially true for Mount Sorrow.
I’m always up for learning about all the weird one off races and species that live in the Star Wars galaxy they always add that extra dash of weird and wonderful that makes it seem both more natural and more magical
And now we know where the Celestials went when they were drunk. At least nobody released a Giant Amorphous Bantha Breakfast Biscuit there... And now you all know Legends also had biscuits that in the right conditions became kaiju. And that the Empire thought about weaponizing them.
I feel like a lot of those seem like they could easily be understood as Ewok superstitions that are sort of allegorically true. I get the sense that a lot of Star Wars planets have weird supernatural stuff in the background that most people never notice or dig into.
The gorax were such a threat that even great walls couldn't keep them out... Luckly after finding grappling gear on a crashed rebel space ship, and reverse engineering it, the Ewoks quickly invted the Vertical Maneuvering Equipment, a set of waist-mounted grappling hooks and gas-powered propulsion enabling immense mobility in three dimensions. With this gear, and advanced vibro blades, the ewoks could take the fight to the Gorax. Using the trees and walkways of their village as grappling points, they could move at great speeds to position themselves for fatal strikes on the only real weakpoint the gorax had, a single spot on the back of their necks. The VME was best used by young force sensitive Ewoks who could almost predict the moves of the Gorax. Its attack... On Endor. *cue the music* Ewoks singing out "Are we the prey? No, we are the hunters!" camera pans across the forest, stoping on the ewok Kneesaa, standing in a trampled flower bed, "flowers with their names forgotten, trampled into dust they’re fallen." Camera swings around to Teebo holding a bird, "birds with broken wings are crying, wind can never take them flying" Shots of the destroyed Ewok village, "waste your precious moments praying , but god’s not here and nothing’s changing..." Camera swings back to the Ewoks in VME's, "if you want to fix your fate then, change it with determination." Ok enough of this sillyness, if i don't stop i'm going to end up with a Fanfic crossing attack on titans and the Ewoks Cartoon.
The Droids and Ewoks Omnibus is a true classic, and the Ewoks cartoon came from there, as well as the crying mountain, and a whole host of crazy stories about the Ewoks, as well as a bunch about R2-D2 and C-3PO
Endor was one of the most fascinating places to explore in Star Wars Galaxies for me, along with Dathomir and Dantooine. Seeing the desert regions was especially cool, and pretty much all of the stuff in the video was depicted except for the most ridiculous ones from the Ewoks cartoons.
I saw those Ewok movies as a kid. My dad had taped them on his old Beta Max and many years later I would pull random videos off the shelf when I stayed home sick in the 90’s. The Gorax monster scared the hell out of me with its huge size, fangs, claws and giant axe. That tree monster that pulled the teenager’s arm into the tree. First time I watched that I was like “he’s gonna die!”😭
Basically Endor is a mini habital planet that can be a quite habitable home if you can make friends with at least some the major residents and tame or conquer anything not sentient an dangerous..
It is said that Mother Talzin was still waiting for the return of the Raven Talisman stolen from her by Charal when Darth Sidious had the Nightsisters eradicated.
So much was omitted here! Where are the Yuzzum? Morag, the Tulgah Witch? The Gupins? The Travelling Jindas? The Scandits? The Grass Trekkers? The Wisties? The Valley Of Floating Trees? There's still so much more going on with End or than what is mentioned here.
3:47: If anyone is wondering, no, she's not played by the same person who played Morticia Addams in the Addams Family movie duology. 7:43: I don't know. If you're into the Marathon trilogy by Bungie (I recommend the Aleph One remakes, if you want to try), pronouncing them won't be that hard... I think. 8:04: *laughs* A Californian valley girl(?) speaking king thing?! What's next, a Cthuluian monstrosity living on a black hole near the edge of the GFFA? 8:34: Did Adventure Time get some of their ideas from this?
I am so glad I came across this because this explains alot of things I had questions about, specially about the Marauders, when you explained it in more detail it filled in those holes, so big thanks for that, but also big thanks for sharing info on this quirky gem of a planet :D
When I was younger the Star Wars: Ewok adventures(caravan of courage and battle of Endor double feature) kinda freaked me out a bit, however I still thought it was cool to see more of the planet as it reminded me of where of live, which only made me scared of hiking for a bit😂
Everything in Legends will eventually get a watered down or reskinned replica in Canon. The same strange and disturbing shit that warded off some EU fans will be right there in this Canon yet dude's will act like it doesn't exist or proclaim it's somehow better than the stuff in Legends 🤷♂️
To be fair, the two Ewok movies were made for TV movies. They did not get a theatrical release. So, not that big of a budget. INteresting fact, the were release on ABC(Disney).
Fluffy Bear people, swashbuckling pirates, benevolent witches, man eating giants, talking flowers, and crying mountains….Endor is like the Alice in Wonderland of star wars.
You know, if anything in the Ewoks comics/cartoon is to be considered canon and not just some weird fever dream, I'd say the stories told are actually stories from Ewok mythology. So they didn't really happen, at least not in that way, but that's how Ewok elders tell it to the kids.
It's a big universe out there, and some places will attract weirdos more than others. Coruscant is the universe's "Place to visit but not live" destination on the tour map I'm sure.
1:38: As if people won't watch out of sheer curiosity. Besides, there's not much left to watch lately: The Bad Batch, The Owl House, and Rick and Morty are in hiatuses as of now, and believe me, I'll just use my remaining time in Disney+ so to watch some old stuff... maybe even these Star Wars weird shows. I won't watch the Holiday Special though.
@@goodmind4940 No, there are novels and shows that are explicitly targetted at adults. The movies are intended to appeal to all audiences, but yes the main demographic is kids and teens/ families.
Mountain of sorrow is essentially the crying mountain from that one episode of Adventure Time. In fact, if they do decide to revive an Ewok cartoon series, just get Pendleton Ward to make it.
It's "the forest moon of Endor", Endor being the planet around which the moon orbits. Kinda like how the Rebel base was on Yavin IV, which was a moon orbiting the planet Yavin (big orange gas giant seen during the attack on the Death Star).
Legends is like going through that baseball cards pile in a yard sale. Sometimes you could find worthless ones, sometimes you could find rare ones that's worth tens of thousands dollars.
I will choose this over Disney fanfiction!
And that is what we love aboot it.
Or going through a crazy death sticks trip of what really would have happened if Disney, the most Evilest Sith Lord hadn't exist.
And some of those cards kill you with a pointy stick despite you being a highly trained solider.
What?
Emperor Palpatine: Sorry trooper, say that again!
Scout trooper: Endor is home to a crying mountain, a Californian king which controls the summer, semi-sentient flowers that I can't pronounce without having a stroke, cannibal teddies bears, some dumb marauders and a Night sister, should we still put the shield generator there?
Emperor Palpatine: A crying mountain? Hell no we're staying away from that place in fact we have the power to blow it up that should be our main objective, blow up Endor inmediatly!
An appropriate reaction.
I can’t help hearing this as Robot Chicken Palps and Gary the Stormtrooper!
This almost happened in ROTJ. In a deleted scene the emperor orders the Death Star crew to take aim and fire on the Forrest moon.
@@nerysghemor5781 Who's them? What hell is a speaking flower?
Head canon until proven otherwise: Endor is so batshit crazy because it's a force nexus and/or on the border of the unknown regions.
Endor seems to be a repository of strange and unusual things, most of which are deadly and defy what one might usually expect to find while out and about. So pretty much space Australia. Looking at it from that perspective: Now I also understand why the Empire decided to park their under-construction Death star II there. Because after all: Who would think to look for a massive planet killing super weapon next to Australia of all places?
Yeah who would build a... Superweapon... By Australia...
@@kabob0077 Could be, there was a land mass next to Australia that just disappeared and forgotten about in history books.
Don't forget it was going to be the first test target for the laser as well. Machine Gun mode more precisely.
As soon as we can teach funnel webs how to knit jumpers out of wool for themselves, we are taking over the planet. Cold tolerate funnel webs plus magpies and you in the northern hemisphere are FD.
Who needs weapons.
Our laziest dumbest animal is the koala it sleeps 22 hours, eats for 1.9 hours craps or screws for what is left, it only eats gum leaves (a Class 5 poison in OZ) females usually dont need to drink water (which is what the name koala "means" doesnt drink), gum trees use fire to spread, explode during fires/lightning strikes, randomly drop branches as thick as you thigh. That is not a extra deadly tree, its just an typical Ozzie tree, and its the food of our dumbest herbivorous animal.
Can you imagine if the Carnivorous Mega Fauna had survived the Aborginals and the climate change they sped along with clearing and management fires? Think wombats are a cute omnivore? imagine having one look you squarely in the bellybutton whilst on all fours whilst grunting angrily?
Geonosis is more like Australia imo. Endor is California, Oregon and the rest of the west coast of US and canada.
Fun Fact:The Jedi Rocks singer Joh Yowza is a Yuzzum, a race that came from the planet Endor.
Endor is the most earth like planet in starwars Galaxy. Given it's the only planet more then one geological feature
Naboo, Coruscant before it became a city, aldeeran and the mandalore before the jedi came along
That's not actually true. Yes we do see quite a few planets like what you describe. Take Tatooine for example it was bombarded from orbit and galssed by the Ricottan Infinate Empire 25,000 BBY before the Republic even existed. This resulted in its Dessert like appearance but also it split the planets one sentient indigenous species into two. Thats right Jawas and Tusken Raiders( Sand People were once the same species). None of these however was a natural occurance. You have to remember many of the world's we see in Star-Wars universe have undergone similar calamities and or we only ever get to see one aspect of them. Mustafa r for example was once lush and green until someone unleashed the power of its sun in an attempt to bring someone back from the dead and it created what we see in the movies. The Sith and then later Vader came there for the very same reasons. The fight scene with Kylo Ren in the beginning of Rise of Skywalker is on Mustafar many years later and its begun to heal you can see trees and its no longer all volcanic. Many of the planets we see are in the movies are either outer rim or border on unknown regions the core worlds differ greatly and are not as damaged.
I’m starting to think all these plants and the fog you see on Endor isn’t exactly your normal garden variety of foliage
Is it me or do i see you on anything dinosaur star wars or pokemon related?
I do comment on basically every video I watch and being a fan of all of those things, so yea, it’s probably not just you
Kamino and Wyoming have one thing in common: a lot of people think they don't exist but in reality they do, their archive memory had just been erased.
Im ngl the Ewoks Movies were actually shockingly good. The way the second opens by just fucking murdering everyone is hilariously dark.
I know i was like holy fuck they arent fucking around
One of my favorites growing up
I like 🍌
Those Ewoks were seriously trippin on death sticks
Imagine being on spice AND being on the Legends version of Endor.
Yeah that would be crazy
I read a magazine story about a Rebel Trooper and an Imperial scout that were left behind after the battle, they reluctantly worker together to survive and with the help of Ewoks, they killed a Gorack with a still functioning but abandoned AT-AT. Later in the story the got a distress signal sent but when the ship came the Scout Trooper decided to stay because he knew he'd just end up in a cell.
The second Ewok movie is actually the first time anyone ever saw a Blurg, and I must say it is the best part of the film.
Ok ngl I loved the 2nd ewok movie when I was younger I actually considered it cannon after return of the jedi XD
@@Bobonmyprimejr as far as Expanded Universe books and video games, they were. Star Wars Galaxies had extensive Nightsister lore, and made Forest Moon of Endor playable.
It's also the first time anyone saw a Nightsister.
The unfinished novel "Supernatural encounters: the trial and transformation of Arhul Hextrophon," they theorize that some form of ancient aliens engineered endor itself to preserve their essences from some great calamaty. Most of the stranger aspects of endor such as the crying mountain and the season dietys were essentially a form of AI meant to govern the planet and keep everything in balance. The fairy things too were aparently decendants of the ancient aliens who had atempted to rematerialize, but only done so partially.
Man, that novel would have explained quite a whole lot of Star Wars Legends.
@@michaelandreipalon359 Which is why it is exciting that it is releasing in September.
@@JediAcolyte94 In what format?
@@michaelandreipalon359 It will have a limited physical copy release but will be on Joe Bongiorno's website.
Your acknowledgment of Supernatural Encounters is greatly pleasing. I wish more fans, especially starving EU fans, could get to know about it and it's predecessor article Cult Encounters...
1:22 Geetsly's: Legends focused on Endor for a quite a bit because the Ewoks were loved by kids and kids are profitable targets.
Me: OF COURSE
is that a jedi joke, or a darth vader joke?
@@eren34558 Neither, its referencing the meme where live action M. Bison yells OF COURSE when something obvious is said.
Mount Sorrow is the most beautiful and perfect thing star wars has ever released, and deserves a movie of it's own
In the unfinished (but soon to be) novel called Supernatural Encounters Mount Sorrow is explained by Cindel Towani to be a displaced B'rknaa, a sentient species of minerals with rock-formed exoskeletons to protect and (unlike Mt. Sorrow's case) make them mobile. Another B'rknaa called the Black Cavern had been a part of Mt. Sorrow and after some time after The Battle of Endor they moved back together; possibly becoming one or just being close to finally rid themselves of loneliness...
@@blackshogun272 how do you know this?
Sentient Flower and Teddy Bear is the most terrifying thing I ever heard
wait til you find out about fungal intelligence
0:24-0:27: I didn't know the Transformers also originated from Endor. Weird. LOL.
3:17-3:20: Ah yes, the Durlocks. The ancient space cousins of the Grinch out to destroy Life Day. XD.
I expected the Klatooinian maruaders in The Mandalorian E4 to be Sanyassan given their similar outfits, techlevel, and the fact that the earlier episodes already had Blurrgs which were from the first Ewoks movie.
I'm honestly loving the stupid crap from the old and obscure bits if legends, and Mount Sorrow is now part of my head canon
Caravan of Courage was one of my favorite movies as a kid.
I think a lot of this can be explained with the simple explanation of “they were legends the Ewoks developed to explain their surroundings.”
This is especially true for Mount Sorrow.
I definitely prefer this viewpoint to anything else.
I blame it on the portal to Otherspace sitting in their backyard.
I’m always up for learning about all the weird one off races and species that live in the Star Wars galaxy they always add that extra dash of weird and wonderful that makes it seem both more natural and more magical
And now we know where the Celestials went when they were drunk. At least nobody released a Giant Amorphous Bantha Breakfast Biscuit there...
And now you all know Legends also had biscuits that in the right conditions became kaiju. And that the Empire thought about weaponizing them.
😂
0:54 I’ve always loved this sound.
I feel like a lot of those seem like they could easily be understood as Ewok superstitions that are sort of allegorically true.
I get the sense that a lot of Star Wars planets have weird supernatural stuff in the background that most people never notice or dig into.
You never know. Darth Plagueis thought Force Ghosts were mere superstition simply because he had never seen one.
We need to let geetslys know we like this sort of content. It became non canon for obvious reasons, but it's funny to know these things
Endor is pretty much the nexus of the fantasy element in Star Wars.
“The [Ewok] movies aren’t worth watching...”
Ouch, my childhood.
Right? I used to grab them all the time at Blockbuster
My view on the stuff in the Ewoks cartoon is that it’s all a bunch of Ewok legends.
7:43 bro that’s an Eldegoss from Pokémon 😂😂
“That’s where you’re wrong, it’s not a planet, it’s a moon.” -CS/CT-8711-12 “Cheng”, former Captain and Scout of the 442nd Siege Battalion
The gorax were such a threat that even great walls couldn't keep them out...
Luckly after finding grappling gear on a crashed rebel space ship, and reverse engineering it, the Ewoks quickly invted the Vertical Maneuvering Equipment, a set of waist-mounted grappling hooks and gas-powered propulsion enabling immense mobility in three dimensions.
With this gear, and advanced vibro blades, the ewoks could take the fight to the Gorax. Using the trees and walkways of their village as grappling points, they could move at great speeds to position themselves for fatal strikes on the only real weakpoint the gorax had, a single spot on the back of their necks. The VME was best used by young force sensitive Ewoks who could almost predict the moves of the Gorax.
Its attack... On Endor. *cue the music* Ewoks singing out "Are we the prey? No, we are the hunters!"
camera pans across the forest, stoping on the ewok Kneesaa, standing in a trampled flower bed, "flowers with their names forgotten, trampled into dust they’re fallen."
Camera swings around to Teebo holding a bird, "birds with broken wings are crying, wind can never take them flying"
Shots of the destroyed Ewok village, "waste your precious moments praying , but god’s not here and nothing’s changing..."
Camera swings back to the Ewoks in VME's, "if you want to fix your fate then, change it with determination."
Ok enough of this sillyness, if i don't stop i'm going to end up with a Fanfic crossing attack on titans and the Ewoks Cartoon.
Sounds like a fun place setup a sith power base.
"This acid trip of a moon" 😂
The Droids and Ewoks Omnibus is a true classic, and the Ewoks cartoon came from there, as well as the crying mountain, and a whole host of crazy stories about the Ewoks, as well as a bunch about R2-D2 and C-3PO
Endor was one of the most fascinating places to explore in Star Wars Galaxies for me, along with Dathomir and Dantooine. Seeing the desert regions was especially cool, and pretty much all of the stuff in the video was depicted except for the most ridiculous ones from the Ewoks cartoons.
I saw those Ewok movies as a kid. My dad had taped them on his old Beta Max and many years later I would pull random videos off the shelf when I stayed home sick in the 90’s. The Gorax monster scared the hell out of me with its huge size, fangs, claws and giant axe. That tree monster that pulled the teenager’s arm into the tree. First time I watched that I was like “he’s gonna die!”😭
Basically Endor is a mini habital planet that can be a quite habitable home if you can make friends with at least some the major residents and tame or conquer anything not sentient an dangerous..
I remember, in the original release of Star Wars: Galaxies, Endor was one of the most dangerous planets to play.
It is said that Mother Talzin was still waiting for the return of the Raven Talisman stolen from her by Charal when Darth Sidious had the Nightsisters eradicated.
When you're deployed from the LAAT and the sand starts speaking geonosian
I always headcanoned the crazy Ewok comics and cartoon as fake in-universe cartoon and comics.
Same idea goes for the Droids cartoon and comics.
You can't make a planet with that on it.
But I like it
Just put it on endor
Dude Caravan of courage was really creepy movie when i was little kid..
I think Geetsly should do a series about exploring various interesting planets and locations in the star wars universe.
love this video great work!!!!!
So much was omitted here! Where are the Yuzzum? Morag, the Tulgah Witch? The Gupins? The Travelling Jindas? The Scandits? The Grass Trekkers? The Wisties? The Valley Of Floating Trees? There's still so much more going on with End or than what is mentioned here.
I’d love to hear about silly cannon lore, but legends is fine
I've seen some things man!
and some stuff!
I wouldn't recommend it
- a storm trooper that survived endor
Slightly terrifiying that you would need something that could take out an at-st to stop being eaten poor ewoks
“Acid trip of a moon” I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but I can’t help myself.
3:47: If anyone is wondering, no, she's not played by the same person who played Morticia Addams in the Addams Family movie duology.
7:43: I don't know. If you're into the Marathon trilogy by Bungie (I recommend the Aleph One remakes, if you want to try), pronouncing them won't be that hard... I think.
8:04: *laughs* A Californian valley girl(?) speaking king thing?! What's next, a Cthuluian monstrosity living on a black hole near the edge of the GFFA?
8:34: Did Adventure Time get some of their ideas from this?
GFFA?
Yeah maybe the Empire should have look at a different planet to place their shields for the Death Star.
I wonder if Mount Sorrow was where the creators of Adventure Time got the idea for THEIR crying mountain.
I was thinking the same thing! The Adventure Time creater is def a trippy dude.
@@rebeldropper8933 Yep.
And now I know more about the holiday special than I planned to 🤣
I am so glad I came across this because this explains alot of things I had questions about, specially about the Marauders, when you explained it in more detail it filled in those holes, so big thanks for that, but also big thanks for sharing info on this quirky gem of a planet :D
When I was younger the Star Wars: Ewok adventures(caravan of courage and battle of Endor double feature) kinda freaked me out a bit, however I still thought it was cool to see more of the planet as it reminded me of where of live, which only made me scared of hiking for a bit😂
Australia?
yea i love these obscure legends contents. More videos like this please :D
I love the oddball stuff. Keep it up.
Pandora looks like an acid trip
Endor is the reason im scared to take drugs
I had the caravan of courage and battle for endor on vhs and after rewatching it I realized the diabetes guy's in it.
The Sun King and Snow king are literally just Snow Miser and Heat Miser.
*It wasn’t a fever dream..*
“It’s all true.. all of it.” - Han Solo
You forgot the giant spiders and wispies.
I’m glad this is legends tbh. The talking mountain is a bit much
let me introduce you to Geode from High Republic LOL
There is a talking sentient mountain in canon that appears in a Yoda comic.
Everything in Legends will eventually get a watered down or reskinned replica in Canon. The same strange and disturbing shit that warded off some EU fans will be right there in this Canon yet dude's will act like it doesn't exist or proclaim it's somehow better than the stuff in Legends 🤷♂️
If only Endor got the Mandalorian 'glass' treatment.
Good on ya, the more weird and offbeat topics you delve into the better for as far as I'm concerned lol :)
To be fair, the two Ewok movies were made for TV movies. They did not get a theatrical release. So, not that big of a budget. INteresting fact, the were release on ABC(Disney).
Yes, I’d love to hear these stories in your other channels such as The Front…
yeah, a lot of this was shown in the animated Ewok show from the mid 80s.
"Kids are a profitable audience"
That was colder than order 66.
Fluffy Bear people, swashbuckling pirates, benevolent witches, man eating giants, talking flowers, and crying mountains….Endor is like the Alice in Wonderland of star wars.
I think Mt. Sorrow's tears had healing properties due to filling his water with volcanicity.
The Forest Moon of Endor was basically the Australia of the Star Wars universe.
0:44 Adventure Time ripped off Mount Sorrow.
If it was up to the Senate, Endor would be nothing but rubble.
You know, if anything in the Ewoks comics/cartoon is to be considered canon and not just some weird fever dream, I'd say the stories told are actually stories from Ewok mythology. So they didn't really happen, at least not in that way, but that's how Ewok elders tell it to the kids.
Some of the books imply Endor is the site of one of many reality leaks in the Star Wars galaxy. At least it's not as bad as the Hellhoop.
cr33pio: how much DMT did you put in the fire? i think i'm going to puke 🤣
It's a big universe out there, and some places will attract weirdos more than others. Coruscant is the universe's "Place to visit but not live" destination on the tour map I'm sure.
Battlefront 2 made some of this canon with the Ewok class (you’ll know what I mean from the Ewok’s tv cartoon which I grew up with)
My favorite is
"Yub Yub Commander"
Lmaoo I love this! They used the forest outside of my hometown to film Endor in the original trilogy, and it seems appropriate 😂💯
1:38: As if people won't watch out of sheer curiosity. Besides, there's not much left to watch lately: The Bad Batch, The Owl House, and Rick and Morty are in hiatuses as of now, and believe me, I'll just use my remaining time in Disney+ so to watch some old stuff... maybe even these Star Wars weird shows.
I won't watch the Holiday Special though.
The Empire should have left this weird as heck moon well 'nuff alone.
gorax now make the traps more sens for me, in episode 6 XD
Does this mean, Ewoks are also deathworlders?
To me, Endor was a great case study in why media directed at kids should not be in the same universe as that directed at adults.
but all of star wars is directed at kids
@@goodmind4940 No, there are novels and shows that are explicitly targetted at adults. The movies are intended to appeal to all audiences, but yes the main demographic is kids and teens/ families.
Now i know what inspired the sentient mountains in adventure time 😂
If I'm mistaken I think they actually brought back the sentient mountains in canon. I can't remember if their still on Endor though.
Mountain of sorrow is essentially the crying mountain from that one episode of Adventure Time. In fact, if they do decide to revive an Ewok cartoon series, just get Pendleton Ward to make it.
all of those traps the ewoks used to take out AT-ST's make a lot more sense when you know about those gigantic troll like creatures.
My inner child was so upset when he said “not really worth watching,” smh
Ah yes, the home of the giant teddy bears who eat their dead opponents.
the sun god speaking in california valley speak has me dead because its so trie
The knight sisters were older then clone wars
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I thought Endor was a moon not a planet
It's "the forest moon of Endor", Endor being the planet around which the moon orbits. Kinda like how the Rebel base was on Yavin IV, which was a moon orbiting the planet Yavin (big orange gas giant seen during the attack on the Death Star).
Wait...is the "Crying Mountain" referenced in Adventure Time? that's kinda cool
Basically this planet is an acid trip.