Forensics Expert Explains How to Analyze Bloodstain Patterns | WIRED

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  • Crime scene analyst Matthew Steiner teaches the techniques forensics experts use to investigate bloodstain patterns, ranging from easy to difficult. Matthew explains how different types of forces create different bloodstain patterns in the crime scenes, and demonstrates how they can analyze these patterns to figure out how a crime was committed.
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  • @soofax
    @soofax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18273

    Scary part is statistically there must be at least 1 murderer watching this out of 11 mil people.

    • @ramendisposer1235
      @ramendisposer1235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

      Fr like get ready for the next "MOST HARD SLOVED CASE" vid on youtube

    • @shienamae5736
      @shienamae5736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

      Bold for you to assume there’s only one.

    • @keke9795
      @keke9795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      @@shienamae5736 Very

    • @172-0
      @172-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@shienamae5736 suggestive

    • @dedotatedwam7531
      @dedotatedwam7531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      @@shienamae5736 They said at least 1.

  • @wermzucker1432
    @wermzucker1432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38319

    My brain: "You should know how to analyze bloodstain patterns"
    Me: "Why?"
    My brain: "You just gotta"

    • @rachelleanagnos5027
      @rachelleanagnos5027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

      My exact thoughts while clicking this video

    • @hyconortega2276
      @hyconortega2276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

      Brain: you might need this knowledge in the near future. WATCH THIS!
      me: ok fine

    • @user-ne5bz7ry3t
      @user-ne5bz7ry3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Now
      I will kill without makeing
      this mistakes

    • @boomboone47
      @boomboone47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bitte Get out of my head, danke.

    • @rashedalderie7093
      @rashedalderie7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It helps when making a story

  • @pitpat2928
    @pitpat2928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9720

    for all the “math is irrelevant irl” jokes, I’ve genuinely wondered for YEARS wtf geometry would be applied to practically, AND YOU’RE TELLING ME THE ANSWER IS CRIME SOLVING??

    • @chemieju6305
      @chemieju6305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      One of the big applications for geometry is any form of 3D computer application. Think about it, you have some information about a 3D object, and then you have to somehow get that onto a 2D screen, complete with colour, shadows, reflections....

    • @nylotical
      @nylotical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Duh

    • @jasonpatterson9821
      @jasonpatterson9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Structural engineering? Basic carpentry?

    • @melododie
      @melododie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      Geometry is probably one of the most important math topics in the practical world in my opinion

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I'd argue that geometry is one of the best maths in it's use overall.

  • @user-nm8hj7ec7v
    @user-nm8hj7ec7v 2 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    As a forensic science student, blood spatter analysis is totally important in crime scene investigation. The direction of blood flow, angle of origin, the dragging pattern could help you to figure out the condition of victim and perpetrator.

    • @sonicnendez
      @sonicnendez ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey. How is your schooling going. Mind sharing what kind of schooling is needed

    • @dnyaneshwari_kuma_club
      @dnyaneshwari_kuma_club 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Wow A forensic student, I met my kind of people

  • @williamvouk2911
    @williamvouk2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18610

    I would’ve appreciated trigonometry so much more if the word problems involved investigating blood stains

    • @Marina-qj1oy
      @Marina-qj1oy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

      RIGHTT forget a stupid ladder make me solve a murder case

    • @michaeloconnor8134
      @michaeloconnor8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yes

    • @zerotwosixty7416
      @zerotwosixty7416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      It’s not math it’s physics formulas well it’s math but mainly physics

    • @Second_UNIT
      @Second_UNIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      MESSI MAGIC physics is just applicable mathematics that you can observe.
      It’s far more interactive and interesting to view it through the lenses of crime scene investigation rather than “Figure out how tall this ladder is”

    • @kevinmulia6503
      @kevinmulia6503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Someone needs to adapt the trigonometry case like how 4chan experts solved Shia Labeouf's challenge

  • @laurahines1680
    @laurahines1680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9577

    when he said “next up we’re gonna try something a little more difficult, interpreting relationships” i felt that

  • @elixirology
    @elixirology 2 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    I’ve always been interested in forensic investigations but it truly requires so much skill it’s crazy

  • @babytail4725
    @babytail4725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Mom: I’m not hitting you that hard why are you crying?
    The slipper: 4:45

    • @nyxsu625
      @nyxsu625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yikes 😭

    • @AA-eq2zq
      @AA-eq2zq 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Healthline has a good article titled "therapy for every budget" and it includes free options. Idr if it mentions it but many places have free counseling for youths and other demographics so that's worth checking. Therapy In A Nutshell and NICABM on YT are great, evidence based, understanding, thorough yet accessible, and made by actual therapists (I def recommend watching them regardless of whether you are or aren't getting therapy). And 7 Keys to Safe Trauma Recovery is a great book (might not be the title verbatim but I remember the author was Babette Rothchild).

  • @sorin8658
    @sorin8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53463

    I like how I refuse to learn basic math, but memorize blood stain patterns at 10pm.

    • @artdeco777
      @artdeco777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @Emma Rigby omg how did it go?

    • @artdeco777
      @artdeco777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @Emma Rigby oh well I hope you got great, at least it’s over with now 😭

    • @izzy5845
      @izzy5845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Emma Rigby same thing here 😭😭

    • @PoloWolf47
      @PoloWolf47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      I refuse to learn basic math, but I will memorise as many SCP's as my brain can take

    • @GodsCaterpillar99
      @GodsCaterpillar99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Procrastination is a weird thing...

  • @andyshere
    @andyshere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4180

    1:40 "So if we used regular whole blood..."
    My brain: So is it skimmed blood?

  • @PixelatedPixelz
    @PixelatedPixelz ปีที่แล้ว +110

    As someone interested in criminal justice, psychology, and forensics, this was a really interesting video that will hopefully help me out if I ever take a class relating to blood.

  • @Peluceus
    @Peluceus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    me watching dexter: oh yeah a blood-splatter analyst sounds like a cool job
    me hearing this guy talk about triangles, hypotnuses, convergent points and tangents: nevermind
    I suck at geology

    • @massivepanda8692
      @massivepanda8692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Isn't geology studying about rocks and stuff LOL

    • @cheesecake7143
      @cheesecake7143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@massivepanda8692 haha yeah..they must be talking about geometry

    • @emmangst
      @emmangst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Isn't Geology the study about earth's surface and etc?
      I think you mean Geometry, a math subject about shapes and angles I guess.

    • @samarrenvelexian9592
      @samarrenvelexian9592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wrong subject buddy boy

    • @Spookyreading
      @Spookyreading 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Y’all completely missed the joke lol.

  • @janineadrianareguengagomez3708
    @janineadrianareguengagomez3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41821

    It amazes me how people with "morbid" careers are incredible chill and charismatic people.

    • @sp0rkb018
      @sp0rkb018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

      yeah like ask a mortician caitlyn she is so sweet

    • @SpitfiretheCat16
      @SpitfiretheCat16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2046

      I feel like you have to be, to be your own contrast against the darkness.

    • @luke0436
      @luke0436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      They say that about people who turned out to be phycopaths

    • @OldWizard.
      @OldWizard. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +607

      @@sp0rkb018 most killers are very charismatic to throw off society... take Ted Bundy or Jeffery Dahmer, they were loved by many, later were hated by most.

    • @tommy2times69
      @tommy2times69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      cause you need to be chill to have a job like that

  • @byakuyatogamistumblr5958
    @byakuyatogamistumblr5958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14951

    All the artists and writers watching this: *Write that down, write that down-*

    • @madladhunter4749
      @madladhunter4749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

      *how did you know-*

    • @melktitv4540
      @melktitv4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Bruh, how'd you know?

    • @izabellas2053
      @izabellas2053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      i feel like some writers or artists make a picture based on what their trying to achieve which os totally fine. However for the most part i like it when they really study the subject to grasp a better meaning on how to do something.

    • @byakuyatogamistumblr5958
      @byakuyatogamistumblr5958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      @@izabellas2053 Exactly! As an artist and DM/casual writer in my spare time, it often sets me off when the creator of something doesn't do research on certain topics!

    • @byakuyatogamistumblr5958
      @byakuyatogamistumblr5958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@melktitv4540 Well, I am a casual writer/artist. I am one of you.

  • @PhillyMar
    @PhillyMar ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I learned a lot watching this. Good skill to learn in the event I decide to switch up my college major.

    • @cheezzwafflezz2137
      @cheezzwafflezz2137 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I realize now you mean if you want to go into forensics but for a second I thought you were deciding to become a murderer💀

    • @PhillyMar
      @PhillyMar ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@cheezzwafflezz2137 🤣😂 That had me rolling for a second. I might want a degree to find a killer, not a license to kill.

  • @Technocolor00
    @Technocolor00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    one time I woke up with a really bad nosebleed and in my sleepiness I thought I remembered the recommended way to make it stop was to just let it flow so I stood over the sink half awake and by the time I fully woke up and realized what I was doing the bathroom looked like a crime scene

  • @jessicahiebert3482
    @jessicahiebert3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9618

    Guy trying to flirt with me at 2am: "what are you doing up so late?"
    Me: "learning how to analyze bloodstain patterns hbu?"

    • @bongzstar5137
      @bongzstar5137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What's HBU?

    • @jessicahiebert3482
      @jessicahiebert3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@bongzstar5137 "how bout you?"

    • @Marina-qj1oy
      @Marina-qj1oy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ACTUALLY just happened to me lmaoo

    • @a8727
      @a8727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh yes I also have bota flirting with me ;-;

    • @AntonioTorres-wt3lc
      @AntonioTorres-wt3lc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh you think that's flirting haha

  • @camx8027
    @camx8027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4974

    Murderer: Ok let's drag the body here, over there, turn back around, avoid this lil patch of floor and let's put some on the ceiling too
    This guy: tf happened here

    • @gimygaming8655
      @gimygaming8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Love this comment

    • @nataliereynolds2168
      @nataliereynolds2168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I'm dead 😂💀

    • @crap2161
      @crap2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      explain me why i laughed at this for two minutes straight

    • @kennyuh8154
      @kennyuh8154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is hilarious cant stop laughing 🤣🤣u just made my day thanks😆

    • @ceruleanmemoir
      @ceruleanmemoir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      This guy: *Time to step up the game and use Calculus instead of Trigonometry*

  • @FSSmash
    @FSSmash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Ah yes. 3am youtube recommendations back at it again..

  • @garfieldturismo
    @garfieldturismo ปีที่แล้ว +61

    How did anyone not mention how funny it is that the bloodstain pattern analyst is called Steiner

  • @steamengine4263
    @steamengine4263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13252

    You can never imagine how much gore, blood, darkness, death and depressing atmosphere this guy has seen because he seems so light and outgoing. It must be a cool experience to have a drink with him and hear his stories.

    • @kingray7287
      @kingray7287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      Or he's a psychopath and likes Gore blood darkness and death and a depressing atmosphere

    • @bernbyy
      @bernbyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      no

    • @sh4-p339
      @sh4-p339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@kingray7287 chill he is not the dexter morgan. i guess

    • @kingray7287
      @kingray7287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@sh4-p339 Dexter was just like him nothing suspicious about him is happiness is just an act

    • @honeyfli332
      @honeyfli332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      King Ray you need to calm down.

  • @manynosenao6586
    @manynosenao6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22245

    He acts and sounds like he's in a cooking show. Cheery, entertaining and filling. Lol

    • @manynosenao6586
      @manynosenao6586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @Lovecraft haha! filling in the sense of knowledge. Very informative.

    • @tooters6108
      @tooters6108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      bold of you to think this isnt a cooking show

    • @rihannasfat3518
      @rihannasfat3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      This is a cooking show, he makes the best food

    • @hyperhunter6834
      @hyperhunter6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      They say he makes the best Bloody Mary’s

    • @krisromero7382
      @krisromero7382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "We don't want to contaminate the crime scene" yeah...

  • @JD4-70
    @JD4-70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I feel like this is a job that looks easy. But to actually recognise these patterns in real scenarios, must be difficult. Bravo👏🏻

  • @lostdomlover
    @lostdomlover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I wish I saw this video a few days ago. My homework for a forensic class involved bloodstains and after reading the book I still didn't understand how to tell the difference. Matthew explained it better than my text and I would've been able to get a better grade on that homework. Thank you!

  • @Nepustus
    @Nepustus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5228

    This guy: *shoots a guy on the set in the head*
    The crew:
    This guy: "so here you can see how the blood splattered on the wall-"

  • @reshmashaik6225
    @reshmashaik6225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4933

    This video is a goldmine for all those crime writers googling this exact thing in the middle of the night

    • @ThatShyGuyMatt
      @ThatShyGuyMatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Who would do that?
      (clears history)

    • @meoviona
      @meoviona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      That’s weird. (Locks notes)

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Strange. ( put password on laptop and folder)

    • @whiskeyeyedfool
      @whiskeyeyedfool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I have no idea what you're on about (puts locks on my drawers)

    • @gemsix876
      @gemsix876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ColdFridgePizza (Calls lockpicking lawyer) ha.. no forensic investigators here...

  • @the.sarasaurus
    @the.sarasaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    LOVE the super calm nonchalant "There we go" after he smashes the hammer in the intro

  • @poppy_07
    @poppy_07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    this is actually really fascinating to me. although i really don’t know why i’m eating dinner while watching this

  • @xjt8901
    @xjt8901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16330

    He has really bright eyes for someone who's seen the dark side of society

    • @fiaolait6279
      @fiaolait6279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +943

      I don’t know them eyes seem pretty empty sometimes

    • @alicen8812
      @alicen8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Fia Olait yeaaaaah I see it too

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

      well thats because hes not thinking about dead people 24/7 unlike you edgy losers

    • @sss-md3hd
      @sss-md3hd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      shrek onion
      U wouldn’t know lmao

    • @oddpotato4038
      @oddpotato4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      that's deep

  • @stnorocwzo
    @stnorocwzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5812

    This guy looks like he's about to laugh any second.

    • @AS-mr2pl
      @AS-mr2pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Mahdi Pratama yeah... he does have an eerie little joyous smirk

    • @roastbeeff
      @roastbeeff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      After I read this I started cackling when he smiled really big at 13:35 (ish) 😂😭 I find it so funny that he’s just smiling while delivering all of this info that’s quite serious

    • @claude9387
      @claude9387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      yeah, he did laugh at 11:44 lol

    • @benjaminwilliams4344
      @benjaminwilliams4344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You better not edit this comment

    • @zamirstuff
      @zamirstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, he reminds me to british actor David Schneider

  • @brandnewnumb5008
    @brandnewnumb5008 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I enjoy watching these videos to help me with writing stories. The information is extremely helpful since I can accurately describe crime scenes.

  • @maryrabelo.s.wagner8346
    @maryrabelo.s.wagner8346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Wow! What an impeccably technical and perfectly didactic explanation at the same time! Especially for those who are majoring in forensic science. 🙋🏻‍♀️✅
    Thank you, Mr. Steiner, for such great instructions and invaluable knowledge. 👩🏻‍🔬

  • @ameliablack4613
    @ameliablack4613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12362

    This kind of guy should speak at career day in high school to motivate kids to learn trigonometry.

    • @millie8974
      @millie8974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Yessss. I just learned some trigonometry and I was shocked to see it was actually useful

    • @MithriAK
      @MithriAK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Still can't believe the day where I actually find a use for the pythagorean theorem. Holy mackerel.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@MithriAK So you have never actually used GPS?

    • @shoyuramenoff
      @shoyuramenoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@MithriAK finding the fastest route through grass is a good way to use the pythagorean theorem.

    • @kate8142
      @kate8142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      To be honest, I understood it all, but once the math came in I instinctively felt sudden sickness at the sight of the crime scenes and I truly believe it's because of my hatred for trigonometry. Bringing trigonometry into the conversation made me realize I could never spend my life doing this. I could follow and understand, but my brain was so angry for having to think fast enough to follow during this. 😭

  • @gesa7781
    @gesa7781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5262

    There are two types of people watching this video
    1, people who want to know how forensic works
    2, people who want to learn how to cover their crime

    • @addxietyy
      @addxietyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I'm both, the second for writing

    • @softpeas7584
      @softpeas7584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Also artists

    • @mypoorbraincells
      @mypoorbraincells 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      3. you're an artist/writer

    • @theminblue37
      @theminblue37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Why not both🤷🏻‍♀️🤭

    • @urfavleo07
      @urfavleo07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      5, this is what happens when u press auto-play

  • @thiagofeltrin9841
    @thiagofeltrin9841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Hello there!
    At first I would like to thank you for this video that is most like a 10/10 class.
    I remember when I first watched CSI and dreamed of working on this job. Now I'm finally concluding my third engineering degree and and studying to be papilloscopist here in my homeland, Brazil. My dream is to use all this physics and chemistry for a better and safer world.
    It's amazing to see such amazing and beautifully explained content for free and for everyone here on TH-cam.
    Best regards ♡

  • @cillario5696
    @cillario5696 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In my forensics class we did this test of the different blood drops at different heights and angles and it was very fun

  • @rxinydxys4974
    @rxinydxys4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    The best part about this is we didn’t ask for this but it’s here

  • @GMNGChristian
    @GMNGChristian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9049

    WIRED: "How To Analyze Bloodstain Patterns!"
    Future Serial Killers: "Understanding Counter Forensics."

    • @lordkanti8260
      @lordkanti8260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Wont matter anymore with all the cameras, gps, and dna tracking you. Welcome to 2020.

    • @kevinarevalo5764
      @kevinarevalo5764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      miii pretty much Dexter

    • @pirwink
      @pirwink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lord kanti
      lmao sure

    • @emmyluly4620
      @emmyluly4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      lord kanti serial killers who want to be off the grid will be off the grid i assure you

    • @xakirax_8864
      @xakirax_8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@emmyluly4620 Agreed

  • @EOh-ew2qf
    @EOh-ew2qf ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It would be interesting if you can convert a blood splatter picture to a 2d coordinate. And develop some kind of predictive analysis model with it. maybe there already is one idk

  • @tomato_teddy
    @tomato_teddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Me writing a murder report for my oc story: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @margretthatcher2175
    @margretthatcher2175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7343

    Forensic experts be like:
    Yep this man died.

    • @E2Gtube
      @E2Gtube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      true comedy

    • @angelmiller1351
      @angelmiller1351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😭💀🤣

    • @stinkymonke3622
      @stinkymonke3622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you Kit Fisto, Very Cool.

    • @wasted9175
      @wasted9175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed harder than i should

    • @stephmetc53
      @stephmetc53 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/7YyAS5BeU3c/w-d-xo.html

  • @ExcitedPunch
    @ExcitedPunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9474

    Why learn math? SO YOU CAN FIGURE OUT BLOOD SPLATTER

    • @lukeparsons7800
      @lukeparsons7800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      YEAH, IM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING CHEMISTRY RIGHT NOW BUT, YOU KNOW, BLOOD SPLATTER

    • @imrunnin9552
      @imrunnin9552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@lukeparsons7800 I felt that.

    • @redf1are1103
      @redf1are1103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@lukeparsons7800 same 😭😭

    • @hanc724
      @hanc724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      finally, trigonometry has a function outside of school

    • @oochipchoogi
      @oochipchoogi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hanc724 ba dum tsss

  • @honeybunchesofstoats3017
    @honeybunchesofstoats3017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm in a forensics class, this has been great to review before my unit test

  • @moi7649
    @moi7649 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i'm a 14 year old student whose really interested in forensics and watching this makes makes me learn a lot of things, thank you!

  • @Lili-ef1yd
    @Lili-ef1yd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10093

    Ngl he lowkey looks like he's having fun lol

    • @IrisRanelle1328
      @IrisRanelle1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +595

      Well if you're gunna do a job all your life then why not enjoy it a little im shure that hes not happy that people die

    • @grace.3066
      @grace.3066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

      im sure he's excited to share his skills and knowledge with a large and dedicated crowd lol i would be too!

    • @marvinhanson9391
      @marvinhanson9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      He's glad it's something other than human blood for a change

    • @atlas5513
      @atlas5513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'd love to play with blood... I'm serious, this is a problem

    • @parnithavlogs9137
      @parnithavlogs9137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@atlas5513 yup get help

  • @henrywalke9129
    @henrywalke9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30069

    Dear FBI, this was in my recommendation feed, I have no intention on trying to put off the police with my bloodstained pattern

    • @maxcaulfield5500
      @maxcaulfield5500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      😂😂😂😂

    • @demonetization6596
      @demonetization6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +903

      Also the disappearance of the $50 000 is not of your concern, I was making a emergency withdrawal

    • @its_andriette2918
      @its_andriette2918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      same this was in my recommendation idk if someone’s going snoop in my history-

    • @weeaboo6195
      @weeaboo6195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Dear FBI, my Google search history was for research purposes only. I have no intention on torturing someone by scaphism and throwing them in a lake an cover up my tracks.

    • @Durian44
      @Durian44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      that's exactly what someone who has intentions of trying to put off the police with their bloodstain pattern would say

  • @aceix6540
    @aceix6540 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I learned all this stuff in school last year in forensics and saw this and was curious how in depth it was and it explained so well this made more sense then my teacher explaining it for 2 months

    • @extremelyreligiousdolphin750
      @extremelyreligiousdolphin750 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s because they’re lemons who would rather blabber continuously to kill time than get straight to the cutting point so everyone understands

    • @extremelyreligiousdolphin750
      @extremelyreligiousdolphin750 ปีที่แล้ว

      My teacher said the word ‘like’ 60 times yesterday, I counted.

  • @lucianonmarazzo436
    @lucianonmarazzo436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm currently studying this and this video was an amazing help!!!!! Thank you 😊!

  • @rebeccatrape6341
    @rebeccatrape6341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4532

    This video: Exists
    Artists, writers and serial killers: Its free real estate.

    • @supermira2473
      @supermira2473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      One of these things is not like the others!

    • @enzogeee
      @enzogeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@supermira2473 i dont see anything wrong tbh

    • @youraveragedaycosplayer553
      @youraveragedaycosplayer553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Also sfx fans

    • @hadronic
      @hadronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you're mom idoit 😂😂👊

    • @mooshuroom
      @mooshuroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hadronic
      we are mom?

  • @ethanyang8702
    @ethanyang8702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21130

    Alternate title:
    *_A murderer's guide to misleading the detectives._*

    • @playpiano2264
      @playpiano2264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      And My suspect is you😂

    • @Soulsphere001
      @Soulsphere001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

      They're pretty well trained to detect that, so it would probably only help detectives understand the killer more.

    • @soyooin
      @soyooin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      That's exactly why I clicked this video.

    • @itpaynesme
      @itpaynesme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Most people if they’re trying to get away with a crime can get stressed, rush and therefore make mistakes. Luckily this is all to do with physics but even despite that, there’s the understanding of human nature such that if someone has time to confuse forensics teams then they probably have time to clean things up. Making a bigger mess would be counterintuitive. so would harming someone so fatally that they’re not able to get themselves help, and hiding it but still

    • @jackolantern717
      @jackolantern717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I promise i definitely will not kill anyone using this knowledge

  • @chesterlance1600
    @chesterlance1600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Thank you for all the professionals like him, justice is possible for people who deserve it.

  • @0.Ghost_boy.0
    @0.Ghost_boy.0 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had to watch this video in my forensics class in eighth grade during Covid very interesting and actually very informative if you want to know how blood splatter works.❤

  • @mj-yo7vt
    @mj-yo7vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29262

    If my math teacher would tell me I could use tangents to analyze blood stains, I would be more interested in math

    • @OO-gx6he
      @OO-gx6he 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Marry Goround umm why?

    • @princessmonkey3399
      @princessmonkey3399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Marry Goround I love your profile picture

    • @mj-yo7vt
      @mj-yo7vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@princessmonkey3399 thanks!

    • @eriasuanimation
      @eriasuanimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Samee. We’re just learning about tangent, cosine and sinus rn. This made it so much more interesting xD

    • @luckygnome2746
      @luckygnome2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hopefully you mean you are more interested and not that you would be more interested.

  • @melaniemaris6602
    @melaniemaris6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17743

    The way he said ‘regular whole blood’ as if he was talkin bout milk

    • @lollollol1575
      @lollollol1575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Lmao😹

    • @nessaflom
      @nessaflom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @weasley2o13
      @weasley2o13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      I mean, Milk is also squeezed out of someone's body. Most of the times without their consent as well.

    • @levitating_mochi4859
      @levitating_mochi4859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      "someone's body" @@weasley2o13

    • @kiki8792
      @kiki8792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Personally i like my blood to be half and half

  • @thatonepekokinnie
    @thatonepekokinnie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    As a forensic interested person who dreams of becoming a crime investigator, I wish I could be this professional in the future.

  • @LukeTheHomoKing
    @LukeTheHomoKing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude!!! My science fair project was on analyzing blood splatters!! Won my state competition a few years ago, but I thought it was cool that it's being taught on the internet!

  • @kristeena716
    @kristeena716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5957

    The things this guy must see...and he's just chilling here like everything's ok

    • @Christina-mf6yk
      @Christina-mf6yk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Well usually all the forensics teams see are the blood and photos of the body/bodies instead of the actual corpse! They come in after the initial discovery of a crime seen.

    • @chubbsimuthviii1550
      @chubbsimuthviii1550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      They also have therapists or if not they just have a really stable mind/strong stumuck

    • @xenodragonlord6007
      @xenodragonlord6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@Christina-mf6yk I'm gonna be one of the unlucky ones lmao
      I'm studying to be a forensic pathologist

    • @j.f.fisher5318
      @j.f.fisher5318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Note the hesitation before hitting the blood. He's not real happy about the prospect of getting spattered with blood.

    • @nyarizu
      @nyarizu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Before he gets the official job, he’s obligated to see deaths & graphic videos. He’s prolly mutual with the situation.

  • @carnanya
    @carnanya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4507

    I didn't expect to ever hear SOH CAH TOA again outside of math class

    • @Riderfire38
      @Riderfire38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Is it not SOA CAH TOH?

    • @robval1308
      @robval1308 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly!!

    • @marcobrace
      @marcobrace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      HereToFightYou🚬 no

    • @bruhmoment1835
      @bruhmoment1835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We used oshachota lol

    • @MrPek-fe9fp
      @MrPek-fe9fp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Riderfire38 no its sohcahtoa

  • @stacypalermo3506
    @stacypalermo3506 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish the field of forensics had more representation when I was in high school. I watch Forensic Files, Forensic Files II, Bones, NCIS, and others that I’m blanking on at the moment, JUST to see the forensic pieces get put together to solve the case! I also enjoy the history on forensics that is covered in the Forensic Files TV shows too.

  • @MathEmpire-co3cw
    @MathEmpire-co3cw 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    As a math enthusiast and horror lover, this video is a fascinating bridge between my two passions! It's amazing how math and physics can be applied to understanding bloodstain patterns in crime scenes. It's like solving a puzzle using trigonometry and geometry to unlock the secrets behind a gruesome story. This just goes to show that math is not only useful in everyday life, but can also be thrilling and intellectually stimulating. Who knew that studying math could be so spine-chillingly exciting!

  • @MebKet
    @MebKet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19666

    Imagine killing someone while wearing pink glitter flip flops

    • @madeleinescholz3147
      @madeleinescholz3147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2530

      Imagine dying in pink glitter flip flops

    • @kinderjoys22
      @kinderjoys22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      iconic tho

    • @Just_Alex_meowrawr
      @Just_Alex_meowrawr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Wow, That's a wonderful timing there

    • @Givemepeacealone
      @Givemepeacealone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That sounds iconic

    • @Bobo-tu6ln
      @Bobo-tu6ln 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      I just wanna take someone down with ✨fashion✨

  • @octopusgaming9706
    @octopusgaming9706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1885

    I feel like I’m on a list now

    • @t-swag4978
      @t-swag4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      LMAOOOOOO this is such an underrated comment

    • @casuals.3.19
      @casuals.3.19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah just feels like it I really want to play like swsh rn I’m bored

    • @ElSoldado-ou4eq
      @ElSoldado-ou4eq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yes you are

    • @ElSoldado-ou4eq
      @ElSoldado-ou4eq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes you are

    • @michaeladoodlez9709
      @michaeladoodlez9709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same

  • @raccoonspit1484
    @raccoonspit1484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    HES SO CHILL LIKE HES JUST SO CALM

  • @arrowhead1235
    @arrowhead1235 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m a forensics major with an emphasis on bpa and this stuff I will tell you is the coolest thing o ever done

  • @Be3_JPEG
    @Be3_JPEG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16385

    their are 4 types of people here;
    1: those who are interested in this job type
    2; people who are bored and don't know why there here
    3: murderers trying to cover their tracks
    4; artists
    edit; I know I used the wrong their/there/they're I really don't care people 😭 🖐 it's the internet not a spelling-bee

    • @toasty973
      @toasty973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +943

      5: fanfic writers

    • @ysabellarivera8166
      @ysabellarivera8166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Writers too

    • @killswitch_01
      @killswitch_01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      #2 here, I'm high af

    • @lctrcmx
      @lctrcmx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      1

    • @sthiel126
      @sthiel126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hahah I dunno why I found #4 surprising. Makes sense.

  • @timothycraig3269
    @timothycraig3269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4844

    Anyone: "footprints"
    This man, an intellectual: "ShOeWeAr ImPrEsSiOnS"

    • @HD-ko6ym
      @HD-ko6ym 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      😂😂 I didn't notice. I can't stop laughing

    • @joshy90876
      @joshy90876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      500 IQ play

    • @sabrinaramos1435
      @sabrinaramos1435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I wonder if they have to be super specific? Like foot prints are actual bare foot marks, and shoe wear impressions are the shoe prints

    • @maroonhorizon1693
      @maroonhorizon1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timothy Craig Barr feet

    • @yugiamane4774
      @yugiamane4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sabrinaramos1435 Yes

  • @Riot.101
    @Riot.101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So cool that this popped up on my feed without searching anything about forensics and I'm in a forensics class lol.

  • @vanshikakumar3995
    @vanshikakumar3995 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear I was so amazed seeing this video I did my biology investigatory project on the topic Analysis of Blood Stain Patterns

  • @Luna_LU6546
    @Luna_LU6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4749

    Someone: "I'm gonna do forensics because there's no math"
    Me: *Laughing Inside *

    • @ninjabunnyproductions4029
      @ninjabunnyproductions4029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Matheus Mariano If i ever hear someone say that I’ll be like “oh honey...” 😂

    • @josuemendoza1935
      @josuemendoza1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I'm surprised of how much math these involved in this profession. Its crazzy

    • @mostazezo
      @mostazezo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I would do this even though I'm pretty sure I have dyscaculia lmao I hate math. but this blood and math that might be doable. where my calculator at?

    • @josuemendoza1935
      @josuemendoza1935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mostazezo 🤣🤣

    • @dolphhugenroth8547
      @dolphhugenroth8547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No one has ever said that ever

  • @therealduckoverlord
    @therealduckoverlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9684

    This man is teaching us how to cover our tracks IF we kill someone, and hes doing it like a father

  • @nakhiahodges
    @nakhiahodges หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm a forensic student and I'm watching this literally 40 minutes before i have to do a mock crime scene😂

  • @yasmin5019
    @yasmin5019 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As someone who’s interested in that job, that’s amazing! Thank you guys

  • @JustMabember
    @JustMabember 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2382

    0:01
    **Face Covered In Blood With A Smile**
    _There we go!_

    • @gracemarie3632
      @gracemarie3632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @nadinaaee
      @nadinaaee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @riunii
      @riunii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @starrrzzz2905
      @starrrzzz2905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @VxnquishShorts
      @VxnquishShorts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m breaking the heart chain

  • @cyrer6756
    @cyrer6756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4255

    Aight, So you want to know how to get away with murder huh?
    I take the challenge.

    • @IrisRanelle1328
      @IrisRanelle1328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      I swear its for a book!

    • @aleenajaveed8392
      @aleenajaveed8392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hahahaha lol

    • @kingkj664
      @kingkj664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Good luck

    • @mmuslih7955
      @mmuslih7955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It's for study

    • @Omega14343
      @Omega14343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It was in my recommended dont send a strike team please

  • @DougDimmaDomeOwnerOfTheDimm
    @DougDimmaDomeOwnerOfTheDimm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's so cool how much goes into blood patternsb

  • @jordanfleming7022
    @jordanfleming7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4000

    Specialist: Blood behaves in this specific way.
    Artists/Authors: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!
    Serial Killers: Neato.

    • @lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804
      @lungleafinthefifteenthocta6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Jordan Fleming that may or may not be the exact reason I'm watching this

    • @jas6246
      @jas6246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Jordan Fleming I feel called out as a serial killer now. IM NOT DO NOT WORRY I JUST HAVE A FASCINATION WITH THIS STUFF BLAME MY FATHER. (He was a coroner. Look it up if you don’t know what it is, it’s not that complicated but I don’t want to explain it.)

    • @rainmellow0
      @rainmellow0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hmmm, I feel called out

    • @Michelle-iq2yp
      @Michelle-iq2yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You’re right about the artist part.

    • @tnumcull145
      @tnumcull145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As an artist I agree

  • @marymcneill6160
    @marymcneill6160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14798

    Smart guy: “So we’re looking at a spatter pattern”
    Me: hehe spattern

    • @Nigh1shad3
      @Nigh1shad3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I giggled and said splattern LOL

    • @zamierg3825
      @zamierg3825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *SPARRRTAANNS!*

    • @eccentricz82
      @eccentricz82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      my humor is awful why did i laugh

    • @professionalcommenter
      @professionalcommenter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@eccentricz82 Because your among the morbid who happen to enjoy sick humor! 😁

    • @bartekbdb
      @bartekbdb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I hate that I laughed at this joke.

  • @Jeff-zf6zz
    @Jeff-zf6zz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey thanks for this vid. It's been very helpful!

  • @micahmichealmikeandromedaa1869
    @micahmichealmikeandromedaa1869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I’m older I want to go into forensics so this is so awesome

  • @younii1696
    @younii1696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2274

    When he started using math to solve a crime scene, my last neuron was also killed...

  • @radrush_mx957
    @radrush_mx957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3696

    “For safety purposes” aka the intern wasn’t willing to donate his body to science.

    • @youruncleolaf4694
      @youruncleolaf4694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mason Marr lmao 69th like

    • @Kay-wp8xf
      @Kay-wp8xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Come on man, it's a little bit of science! Sure, you'd have to die a little, but only for like 10 minutes!"

    • @mayamuller9233
      @mayamuller9233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scaredy cat

    • @ZachaeusVex
      @ZachaeusVex 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DUDE, A SETTLEMENT NEEDS HELP

    • @Kay-wp8xf
      @Kay-wp8xf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mayamuller9233 "Come on man, everyone else is getting donated to science!"

  • @fricklefrackle5383
    @fricklefrackle5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how he smiles most of the time no matter what he’s talking about, he just wants to make me smile too.

  • @jessypony4665
    @jessypony4665 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    They are real pro, I'm glad I'm learning a tiny bit today thanks to them 🤩

  • @genevieveleclair8865
    @genevieveleclair8865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9458

    This guy gets to say he used Pythagorean’s Theorem after high school

    • @ceciliacollier7735
      @ceciliacollier7735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Geneviève Leclair 😂

    • @hawkwind769
      @hawkwind769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You use it as an electrician.

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      It's the Pythagorean theorum. The man's name was Pythagorus, hence, Pythagorean.
      Also, strictly speaking, he didn't use the Pythagorean theorem. That's a^2 + b^2 = c^2. He did used arcsin and tangent functions though, and it's all trigonometry after all.

    • @samanthadanka9901
      @samanthadanka9901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Geneviève Leclair i learnt that in 4th grade, it really stressed me out but it’s easy

    • @archiebf4524
      @archiebf4524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So do I, I'm a furniture maker.

  • @Evie_Xx
    @Evie_Xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12738

    I bet that sheep’s ghost is hella confused about this dude who’s playing with a bottle of his semi skimmed blood.

    • @ekuse-8304
      @ekuse-8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lmaoo

    • @ekuse-8304
      @ekuse-8304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Btw my name is evelyn too

    • @l00pdigga42
      @l00pdigga42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ghost..... yea...... riiiiiiight...

    • @Sarawarawara-
      @Sarawarawara- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@trollrat2828 Well humans are animals so unless plants have them then they don’t exist

    • @Sarawarawara-
      @Sarawarawara- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@trollrat2828 Humans are animals lmao go back to school

  • @alduinwrldeater7913
    @alduinwrldeater7913 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I have a forensics final coming up sometime this week so this was quite convenient and helpful (since it popped up on my suggested)

  • @bbgkaveh
    @bbgkaveh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the way he mentioned dexter, i love him already

  • @cleanbutsalty
    @cleanbutsalty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8733

    The video: *shows how to analyse bloodstains*
    Me, an artist: HMmMmMMmm, yeeees...

  • @rapxbattle3582
    @rapxbattle3582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8159

    Ok

    • @chavalomiguel5587
      @chavalomiguel5587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Batman: Interesting

    • @crackerjar
      @crackerjar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WANNABE nah man I just miss my class and lessons 😔

    • @ninja3902
      @ninja3902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea and?

    • @crackerjar
      @crackerjar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WANNABE because it was the only class I liked and I can’t take it next year, plus the teacher was really chill

    • @BeyondBalloonsNamibia
      @BeyondBalloonsNamibia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7.9 million people..... hmmmm. Interesting

  • @sashasaettele
    @sashasaettele ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching this, I finally know why my arts professor at university called many of my paintings/illustrations a „crime scene inspection“.
    I‘ve subconsciously used blood stain patterns in combination with bold dark colors reminiscent of (dried) blood. XD
    When the forensics expert described the individual patterns I knew what the result/cause would be, because I‘ve basically used 90% of them to get color on canvas or textiles… funny that.
    That little anecdote aside - this is a really interesting and informativ video.

  • @SkaredSkitless
    @SkaredSkitless 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i honestly am going to start binge watching things like this as it interests me and i want a career in the future. cheers to first steps 👏🎉

  • @slarffymoo4563
    @slarffymoo4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4547

    Imagine you get killed by a guy in pink flip flops

    • @remington8617
      @remington8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Lmao I'd kill myself before they get to me.

    • @satan3034
      @satan3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      I’d be honoured.

    • @tigerisak9037
      @tigerisak9037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@satan3034 oh no satan
      GOD BLESS YOU!!

    • @jtest873
      @jtest873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      So, my mother ?

    • @explorer0385
      @explorer0385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GTA V

  • @Damian-Hia
    @Damian-Hia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    no one:
    nobody in the world:
    youtube recommendations: hey, wanna learn how to analyze bloodstains?

    • @choncho7309
      @choncho7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      funny clever comment hahahahhahaahhahaaahahahahha give like!!!

    • @db1454
      @db1454 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@choncho7309 T

    • @burntoutbones
      @burntoutbones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean who wouldn't? 😂😂

    • @penelope148
      @penelope148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The csi world is calling you

    • @lafox2833
      @lafox2833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And you clicked

  • @vixisweird1686
    @vixisweird1686 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminding me of my csi class and it's awesome

  • @tinit1485
    @tinit1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    My mans said "sohcahtoa" and just awakened a part of my brain I didn't know I still had

    • @justintime112
      @justintime112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      SAME

    • @justintime112
      @justintime112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i said it outloud in front of my parents and they thought i was crazy

    • @dazzzlingworld
      @dazzzlingworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same! I was like „oh right...I knew that once“

    • @GeronimouxIII
      @GeronimouxIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      is that a MaTH ReFeREnCe?

  • @lianecajipe5138
    @lianecajipe5138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6874

    Murderers: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*

    • @atlas5513
      @atlas5513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      You ever wonder if you could actually get away with murder...?

    • @twilightstories9991
      @twilightstories9991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@atlas5513 yes

    • @princ3ssgriff3n84
      @princ3ssgriff3n84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@atlas5513 I have

    • @okverona396
      @okverona396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@princ3ssgriff3n84 what.

    • @princ3ssgriff3n84
      @princ3ssgriff3n84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@okverona396 you heard me

  • @clarence8117
    @clarence8117 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did a crime scene investigation exam in science in high school we even got to go to a real court was awesome

  • @queensammy7191
    @queensammy7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had Forensic science in high school and we had to do a blood splatter lab it was pretty cool

  • @shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680
    @shrekiamtherealshreknoclic680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7593

    TH-cam: Hey wanna learn how to analyse blood patterns instead of doing your English homework?
    Me: *ok*

  • @Julia-ex6lu
    @Julia-ex6lu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10459

    People with periods: “I’m something of a scientist myself.”

    • @Aliiiita
      @Aliiiita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +629

      People with periods 🤣🤣

    • @jacksony4942
      @jacksony4942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      sharon vera can’t say nun these days without people getting insulted 😂💀

    • @Aliiiita
      @Aliiiita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      I know, it’s ridiculous

    • @SRBOMBONICA86
      @SRBOMBONICA86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      WTF???you mean women????

    • @Aliiiita
      @Aliiiita 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Jackson Y and it has started 🤣