The Simpsons - Cinder Block vs. Houseboat

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ส.ค. 2024
  • From the episode "The Parent Rap" (S13 E2, aired on Fox on November 11, 2001. Because of the 9/11 attacks, which had happened two months prior to the episode's air date, after commercial breaks, the Fox logo would start as a mini American flag and turn into the regular Fox logo again in an elapsed time of approximately three to four seconds. However, this clip does NOT have the American flag-Fox logo transformation included in it. Features the guest voice of Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Constance Harm. Sorry about the bad quality, this was recorded off a videocassette!) All rights for this clip go to Fox Broadcasting Company.

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  • @fua8660
    @fua8660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    “So...it cost you nothing.”😭😭😭

    • @KretinoSantino
      @KretinoSantino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best part of Homer are this kind of stupid "comebacks".

    • @oakleyreyansh6447
      @oakleyreyansh6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i realize Im kind of off topic but does anyone know of a good place to stream newly released tv shows online?

    • @kylerstanley1755
      @kylerstanley1755 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Oakley Reyansh i would suggest Flixzone. You can find it by googling :)

    • @samortmann5003
      @samortmann5003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "Shut. Up."

    • @craneywatch
      @craneywatch ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut Up!

  • @zenbright9213
    @zenbright9213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I love this scene. "Oh Lord guide this cinder block" my fave

    • @truearea53
      @truearea53 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true. Even when Homer didn’t thought of it through that he made a hole in the judges boat, costing her house 😂

    • @chelseao3180
      @chelseao3180 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Homer, no!

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Seems like the prayer generated results.
      The houseboat was sunk and Homer was spared a homicide conviction.

  • @theoriginalamvgirl
    @theoriginalamvgirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Judge Harm: That quilt was made by my Grandmother!
    Homer: Soooo, it … cost you nothing?
    Judge Harm: Shut. Up.

  • @DrRockso1987
    @DrRockso1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I would’ve loved if as the house tipped upward, it caught on fire somehow before sinking.

    • @moss1805
      @moss1805 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one fell over, burned down, then sank into the swamp.

    • @charizardoreo
      @charizardoreo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah they had to go for the easy titanic reference

    • @alexoblivion9295
      @alexoblivion9295 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes!

  • @golbez3794
    @golbez3794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    i like how she didnt hear them hammering the banner up but its the barking seal that woke her

    • @hydrotrainer1442
      @hydrotrainer1442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They weren't hammering very loudly 🔨 Plus I believe she was in the shower 🚿

    • @marleynightingale4312
      @marleynightingale4312 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hydrotrainer1442 Yeah, that'd explain why she'd have a bathrobe and curlers

  • @chloepollock
    @chloepollock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Homer just acted without thinking.

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As he usually tends to do.....

    • @marcocosta63
      @marcocosta63 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Right? He was straight up about to commit murder lol

    • @Logan23195
      @Logan23195 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@marcocosta63 Or just stun Judge Harm.

  • @sirmunches7752
    @sirmunches7752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    It's lois from Malcolm in the middle

    • @JrGorillyPetStuff
      @JrGorillyPetStuff  7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Darn tootin'! I love Jane Kaczmarek!!

    • @JovanaSanchez000
      @JovanaSanchez000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SirMunches *Finally makes the connection
      DAMNIT!

    • @xXDOREMIVSSONICXx
      @xXDOREMIVSSONICXx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That literally sounded like it came from Malcolm In The Middle. (What Homer said sounded something like Reese would say)

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, we know.

    • @RipCityEagle
      @RipCityEagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally just found this out now and I seen this a hundred times lol

  • @mysteryman111100
    @mysteryman111100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Definitely one of Homers best moments😂😂😂😂

    • @hollyaveent
      @hollyaveent 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OH LORD...GUIDE THIS CINDERBLOCK!!!

  • @gregwilliams4926
    @gregwilliams4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Sweet Jesus, Homer was about to commit murder if she didn't duck.

  • @BoomBrush
    @BoomBrush 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Only one way to describe a super witch like her"
    *sign shows letters BI...* something i never noticed as a kid xd

    • @chinatzuify
      @chinatzuify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here XD

    • @Antphoneigh
      @Antphoneigh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “witch” even rhymes with the word everyone was expecting.

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine if it started out with "CU"
      and then turned out to be "CUDDLELESS JERK"

    • @maxxh5331
      @maxxh5331 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god I never thought about that until I read this comment. Don’t think I can unimagine it now.

    • @ShadowSpace56z
      @ShadowSpace56z 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Judge harm is actually a dude

  • @Iceferno
    @Iceferno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    THE CLOWN IS DOWN.

  • @brokensoul8390
    @brokensoul8390 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jack Kaczmarek should really do more voice acting, she's pretty good.

    • @ma-moomoo
      @ma-moomoo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely slayed this episode

  • @tootler23
    @tootler23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Homer's "Shut up."

    • @tootler23
      @tootler23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      #itsasecret

  • @dynamike476
    @dynamike476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Oh Lord, guide this cinder block."

  • @JackPool-lq8ux
    @JackPool-lq8ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Homer totally tried to murder a Judge with that cinder block.
    What kind of sentence does that carry?

    • @Boobquake
      @Boobquake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Since it was first hand attempted murder, most likely a life sentence in prison.

    • @Imbapiranha
      @Imbapiranha ปีที่แล้ว

      Boys will be boys.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      With that judge? She would’ve made sure he got the chair.

    • @voicevitality7197
      @voicevitality7197 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Depends on what your political affiliation is.

  • @jeremyvanriper2876
    @jeremyvanriper2876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Oh lord guide this cinder block

    • @efrainsoto96
      @efrainsoto96 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Homer No

  • @bigbosssmiling7135
    @bigbosssmiling7135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    this scene was really satisfying

  • @fua8660
    @fua8660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Damn I’ve been looking for this video forever!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikegallant811
    @mikegallant811 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I Hate to say this but Judge Harm had it coming.

  • @Redsam121
    @Redsam121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    why didn't they just jump into the water and swim away?

    • @darreylhenderson702
      @darreylhenderson702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, the judge literally has a trained swimming guard attack Seal , you really think that swimming away would be successful? 😂😂🤦

    • @marleynightingale4312
      @marleynightingale4312 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@darreylhenderson702 Exactly, dumb idea

  • @michaelhuynh4953
    @michaelhuynh4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That is one VERY aggressive seal!

  • @dr.joshdarealgamer1610
    @dr.joshdarealgamer1610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Âaaahhhhh! MY HOUSE!!!!

  • @whofandb
    @whofandb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Since it was her property damaged she cannot be the judge.

    • @alexanderdicola7397
      @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is evil than frieza from dragon ball z

    • @alexanderdicola7397
      @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Judge harm: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Evil laughter

    • @Potterholic1
      @Potterholic1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Homer also tried to kill her too.

  • @michaelboldireff7983
    @michaelboldireff7983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It sunk like the TITANIC

  • @eddiehimself
    @eddiehimself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    TH-cam knows I've been watching lots of videos of seals and Simpsons clips recently LOL

  • @daitoray9876
    @daitoray9876 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What I really liked about this scene is the fact that that they got the sinking boat time correct. These things sink pretty fast if a hole that large is made on the ship. That being said, she probably would've had time to get a few items before the whole thing went down.

  • @Gamingnstuff131
    @Gamingnstuff131 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Oh Lord. Guide this cinder block.”
    🤣

  • @agentprime2179
    @agentprime2179 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I swiped the cinderblocks from a construction site”.
    “Sir 6 cinderblocks are missing”.
    “There’ll be no hospital then I’ll tell the children”.

  • @Astr0_Feline
    @Astr0_Feline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Serves her right! 😈

  • @gillianthekinemasterguy1990
    @gillianthekinemasterguy1990 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It Just Like Titanic

  • @EZR09
    @EZR09 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I find so funny when Marge and Homer put a big meanie banner on her house boat because she was cruel to them.

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then escalated to vandalism and attempted murder.

  • @elemmayo2602
    @elemmayo2602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:09 they had us in the first half

  • @MindofMichaelMyers
    @MindofMichaelMyers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:43 Right here guys.

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yep, that's definitely the worst thing you could possibly come up with that begins with "BI"

  • @jimmypongsri2114
    @jimmypongsri2114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:05 *AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!*

  • @dencamp6685
    @dencamp6685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    (Homer Chuckle Nervously) Hi how are you doing?

  • @firemanshadow8577
    @firemanshadow8577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Lord certainly guided that cinder block 😀

  • @MrSupercar55
    @MrSupercar55 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was expecting the banner on the side of her boat to say “BITCH”.

  • @marleynightingale4312
    @marleynightingale4312 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:43 O Lord, guide this cinder block!

    • @stephenhounsell7257
      @stephenhounsell7257 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Homer No!

    • @marleynightingale4312
      @marleynightingale4312 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@stephenhounsell7257 *Throws cinder block*
      *Judge Harm screams and ducks*
      *Houseboat sinks*

  • @GillionMclachlan1
    @GillionMclachlan1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    She deserved it

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She deserves way worse for consistently violating federal law. The bill of rights specifically states that cruel and unusual punishment is illegal.

    • @whitetigerthunderzordpower9156
      @whitetigerthunderzordpower9156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She totally deserves it and more! A bitch like her has a special corner in Hell for her!

    • @marleynightingale4312
      @marleynightingale4312 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeeeeah 😎

  • @TheKiller92272
    @TheKiller92272 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:52 snapping the flashlight in half

  • @Logan23195
    @Logan23195 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:06 It's been for the third time The Simpsons were at the same court.

  • @earnestpeeplesjr8948
    @earnestpeeplesjr8948 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This episode is the PERFECT Example of how ABSOLUTELY Atrocious Homer and Marge are as people, adults, parents, & citizens

  • @Superdeath25
    @Superdeath25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Homer knocks a hole in the stern and it goes down by the bow. Gotta love the physics of the Simpsons universe

  • @liamholton8937
    @liamholton8937 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    In real life, Homer would've been arrested for vandalism after doing something like that!

  • @Bluestar-bh3bf
    @Bluestar-bh3bf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the headline “PAIR SINKS JUDGES HOUSE QUILT RUINED”😆😆😆😆

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That quilt was made by my Grandmother!

    • @Bluestar-bh3bf
      @Bluestar-bh3bf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@American-Zero sooo it cost you nothing

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bluestar-bh3bf ...shut...up.

    • @chelseao3180
      @chelseao3180 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Bluestar-bh3bfShut. Up.

  • @EdBoy1215
    @EdBoy1215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Everything she ever owned went down with that boat house, and they're only bringing up.a QUILT?

  • @Omegajunior2658
    @Omegajunior2658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Judge Harm gets extremely upset with Homer and Marge for destroying her home.
    Harm: (snaps her flashlight 🔦 in infuriation) "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!!!"

    • @alexanderdicola7397
      @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She is evil than Hitler and frieza

    • @Omegajunior2658
      @Omegajunior2658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexanderdicola7397 She certainly is but who's Frieza?

    • @alexanderdicola7397
      @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is the worst judge in the simpsons she is worse than adolf Hitler, frieza, Donald Trump, gadaffi, Stalin, osama bin laden, queen bansheera, ransik, lord zedd, dr doom, thanos, Mussolini

    • @alexanderdicola7397
      @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frieza is from dragon ball z

    • @Omegajunior2658
      @Omegajunior2658 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexanderdicola7397 Oh yeah I thought that name sounded very familiar

  • @TheWarlordNinja
    @TheWarlordNinja 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine how it would be like judge Judy

  • @callumdodsley6794
    @callumdodsley6794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Therell be no house boat then. I'll tell the judge.

  • @alexanderdicola7397
    @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Judge Harm is evil than Frieza

  • @gemmalow6515
    @gemmalow6515 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If she didn't duck when she did Homer probably would've killed her with that cynderblock

  • @alexanderdicola7397
    @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I imagine Judge harm laughing evily

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can't be the only one who hates judge harm. I swear to god this character is just pure evil. If the simpsons were like the real world, she'd be arrested, convicted, and sentenced to life imprisonment for being found found guilty of violating the bill of rights, particularly the article of the bill that forbids cruel and unusual punishment...of which she has unjustly committed on multiple occasions and to people who don't even deserve such punishment.

    • @marleynightingale4312
      @marleynightingale4312 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm with you

    • @CMW1995
      @CMW1995 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's one of those people who are so self righteous to the point where they'd sooner want to place blame than provide legitimate solutions because they get gratification from being morally superior. Morally useless people

    • @lindaramirez1234
      @lindaramirez1234 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If this was the real world Homer would be in prison for trying to kill her and destroy her house.

  • @ColdFuse96
    @ColdFuse96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Must have been some shitty-ass steel for the cinderblock to put a hole in it. It was probably for the best because if thats all it took to sink it, then it would have capsized with her in it the second she tried to take it out of the harbor.

  • @chloepollock
    @chloepollock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What was Homer thinking?

    • @anthonyluetmer8499
      @anthonyluetmer8499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      absolutely nothing.

    • @Conor2496
      @Conor2496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe to knock her out so then they could escape, but he what actually happened was WAY FUNNIER

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And people say season 13 sucks.

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's plenty of goodness after the gamed Golden Age of the show (seasons 2-8)

    • @megabubbles9478
      @megabubbles9478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s more like 60% are good episodes and 40% are bad episodes so it’s still pretty good at this point

  • @basedddog
    @basedddog 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also not the Simpsons houseboat clip I was looking for but again very funny

  • @flackstar007
    @flackstar007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That children's hospital will never be built at this rate of cinderblock misuse ^-^

  • @400Awesomo
    @400Awesomo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:50 Vladimir Putin’s reaction when his Moskva ship sunk.

  • @weirdnomad8868
    @weirdnomad8868 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Um....so they just totally forgot that Homer tried to murder a judge with a cinderblock?

  • @christianboyce2070
    @christianboyce2070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:10 Yeah, the judge is the big meanie!

  • @dragonboy882
    @dragonboy882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m surprised Marge went along with that

  • @budbundy5021
    @budbundy5021 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:57-0:58 LMFAO!!!

  • @Muhammad-bw7mf
    @Muhammad-bw7mf ปีที่แล้ว

    Uh-oh the substitute judge is angry at Homer & Marge.

  • @fitzalrangkuti5477
    @fitzalrangkuti5477 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who knew that seal can be a guard dog?

  • @BloodhoundPreston
    @BloodhoundPreston 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish I could put a banner that said that on my music teacher's house since she was mean. It was back in elementary school when I had music class in all grade levels.

  • @reymicroc
    @reymicroc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That's not a seal but a sea lion

  • @samalvey8168
    @samalvey8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is nobody going to comment on how she snapped a torch in two with her bare hands?

    • @marleynightingale4312
      @marleynightingale4312 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you British?

    • @samalvey8168
      @samalvey8168 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marleynightingale4312 Scottish. Why?

    • @marleynightingale4312
      @marleynightingale4312 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@samalvey8168 Brits usually say "torch" instead of "flashlight"🔦

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She snapped that Flashlight like a twig! This woman's got crazy strength!

  • @nicoleackerman171
    @nicoleackerman171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:05

  • @michaelboldireff7983
    @michaelboldireff7983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Titanic eat your heart out

  • @SuperSelina18
    @SuperSelina18 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loud seal

  • @alexanderdicola7397
    @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Her abuse of power

  • @nicoleackerman171
    @nicoleackerman171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:31-0:32

  • @kmart3697
    @kmart3697 ปีที่แล้ว

    Judge harm is lois from Malcolm in the middle

  • @georgewebster5198
    @georgewebster5198 ปีที่แล้ว

    What episode is this from

  • @Teddy_Bass
    @Teddy_Bass 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that judge Judy?

  • @alexanderdicola7397
    @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She is also worse than Frieza from dragon ball z

  • @nilesclifford1544
    @nilesclifford1544 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Judge harm just told Homer to shut upm

    • @alexanderdicola7397
      @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      She is the worst Character In the simpsons this character sucks she is worse than adolf Hitler, frieza, she is evil than Rita repulse

  • @gerardomorales8694
    @gerardomorales8694 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Titanic movie reference.

  • @alexanderdicola7397
    @alexanderdicola7397 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Worst Villian in the simpsons

  • @ShadowSpace56z
    @ShadowSpace56z 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun fact: judge harm is a guy

  • @Redsam121
    @Redsam121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wouldn't it make more sense to sink the boat with the judge in it.

    • @killianmmmoore
      @killianmmmoore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was trying to hit her not sink the boat

    • @Redsam121
      @Redsam121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@killianmmmoore why not do both, sink the evidence.

    • @voicevitality7197
      @voicevitality7197 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I guess it would make sense in the mind of a homicidal maniac.

  • @nicoleackerman171
    @nicoleackerman171 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:06-1:08

  • @Victoryinourstars33
    @Victoryinourstars33 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought it might've said...
    B*tch

  • @nicoleackerman171
    @nicoleackerman171 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:14