MrDjBigZ HALF, not Haft, also did you just have a stroke because you basically just jumbled a bunch of words together that made no sense as a sentence.
SmartMan1st1 That was Valve not steam. Steam is jut the distribution program that Valve uses so that doesn't really work. For example you wouldn't say "how about the time the App Store didn't give us (insert game)", you would say "how about the time Apple didn't give us (insert game)".
"When has steam ever hurt anyone?" Storytime! When I was 16, I was taking a home ec class. Now, I knew how to cook, and yet for some reason, I took off the pot cover and put my face over the pot to sniff it. The steam instantly burned the inside of my nostrils. It took a long while to heal properly, and I had no one to blame but myself. I always waft the steam over when I'm cooking now.
From the dialogue "I know you only have them on Sundays, but for once, do something more than just take them for a burger", it sounds like the ponytail selfie guy was talking to his ex-wife, and she didn't think much of his behaviour as a dad, so that makes it a little better?
Luke, clearly Andy didn't break that man's arm when he choked him out, the fall did. Side note, anyone here ever been in a sleeper hold? I have a friend who's father was in the Gulf War who taught him how to fight, he was talking about it one day and yadda yadda yadda I agreed to be put into a sleeper hold. It's crazy, it feels like someone is shutting you down with one of the those dimmer switches. Which technically isn't really all that far off, but that's neither here nor there.
The Corner gun was on Mythbusters. They compared it to such tricks for shooting around corners as "the diving shot" and "blindly firing and hoping you hit something".
Nooo! Keep playing this! Andy and Luke's commentary makes this really funny, while the game its self looks very engrossing and interesting. This could be a good series.
Are we getting even for all the experiments Jane has performed on you guys and all the evil quizzes that Ellen has concocted as well as all the driving games Mike has made you play?
"When you reach Hell, you've gone too far." You know, this is kinda profound in a way. I mean, if you take anything too far, you're going to wind up doing terrible things, earning a place in Hell. Maybe I'm taking it too seriously, but still.
I can't believe neither of them noticed that when they woke back up the first time the date on your phone changed to the date from the clock in front of the bomb girl
The gun does exist Andy it's called the *'Corner Shot'* and it's currently being used in the field. Have a quick YT search for the details. Wish more stealth games would incorporate it.
So I just felt the urge to watch this video after the lates show of the Weekend, and I can't help but take one line in this video out of context: Luke saying to Andy: "You're the one controling my fear levels!" Just let that sink in for a moment.
+Toby I really don't get why anyone makes comments while the video is still rolling. It's a great way to end up looking like an idiot, like you just did.
guilmon981 forgetfulness is a symptom of ADHD. forgetting to breathe isn't going to happen because that's an involuntary action, but forgetfulness in general is legitimately in the DSM-5 diagnostic criteria for ADHD
guilmon981 What you're thinking of is actually kinda accurate, and a fuckup on the part of the people who created the criteria for ADHD. ADHD (attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder) is actually a broad range of disorders, hence the slash in the name. The two main types are deficit and hyperactivity. Deficit describes individuals who are easily distracted or otherwise have trouble focusing (best described by the phrase "future blind", meaning in inability to focus on anything not actively happening). This type is considered to be a real thing. The other main type is hyperactivity, which is when someone is hyperactive or impulsive but not inattentive. Hyperactivity is regarded by many as total bullshit, and is one of the many /many/ faults of the DSM-5.
Begin urinalysis. Fill these cups. Also that's a CornerShot Israeli design used with many pistol types including suppressed for Andy and a 40mm grenade launcher variant for Mike.
1:37 "This is military grade..." Are you speaking about the stuffs on table or your camera, dude? I don't recall ours have that scanning feature thingie back in 2011.
when i watch these videos I like to imagine that the protagonist has multiple personality disorder and Luke and Andy are the other personalities. It makes everything funny. "It was him or us. You saw it Luke. lets get our stories straight"
The corner shot system was developed by israeli special forces and has been in use for nearly a decade, the device itself is able to attach to most small arms and has now been adopted for use by many counter terrorist and special weapons assault teams worldwide. I was actually quite surprised not to see it in rainbow six: siege.
How is it possible that this phone stays fully charged for the entire video????? I can't even get my phone to play videos without watching my battery life drain away
2009/2011/2015 must've been a great year for phone design if they can not only keep their phones on indefinitely but can also swap to different apps on the fly with no load times and come attached with 3 different types of lights including UV lights for checking if your significant other is cheating on you plus a on hand version of Google Earth where you can see the entire layout of whatever building you're in. All with out losing a single percent of battery life. Is this what the IPhone 7 would've been like if Steve Jobs never died?
the missing link A guy ran over several pedestrians on Westminster Bridge, then drove the truck into a gate and stabbed a police officer outside of Parliament before being shot by authorities. Lots of injuries, a few fatalities. It's currently being treated as a terrorist attack.
the missing link It was the only thing on the news all morning. There was a live thread on Reddit updating people as information was released as well. British Home Secretary is addressing it now.
My first phone was an iPhone 4s. I know it really couldn't do those things, but since it was my first smartphone, it sure felt like it could. Ah, the memories. #throwbackthursdays
OutsideXtra is as fun I recommend you check it out. Also Ellen and Luke are really funny and smart. The OXB, and OXT girls are beautiful, the guys are handsome too.
"Why is the bomb armed? Where the f**k is Mike?" This sounds like the daily life of the OxBox team.
"When has steam ever hurt anyone?"
How about that time they didn't give us Half Life 3 Andy? HOW ABOUT THAT HUH??
I was expecting a Greenlight Joke. But I'll take it, mainly because I don't want to be that guy who points out the inherent flaw in the joke.
What came to my mind was "let off some steam, Bennett."
MrDjBigZ HALF, not Haft, also did you just have a stroke because you basically just jumbled a bunch of words together that made no sense as a sentence.
SmartMan1st1 That was Valve not steam. Steam is jut the distribution program that Valve uses so that doesn't really work. For example you wouldn't say "how about the time the App Store didn't give us (insert game)", you would say "how about the time Apple didn't give us (insert game)".
Still relevant!
"When has steam ever hurt anyone?"
Storytime!
When I was 16, I was taking a home ec class. Now, I knew how to cook, and yet for some reason, I took off the pot cover and put my face over the pot to sniff it. The steam instantly burned the inside of my nostrils. It took a long while to heal properly, and I had no one to blame but myself. I always waft the steam over when I'm cooking now.
From the dialogue "I know you only have them on Sundays, but for once, do something more than just take them for a burger", it sounds like the ponytail selfie guy was talking to his ex-wife, and she didn't think much of his behaviour as a dad, so that makes it a little better?
The timing on the video recommendation for the "11 Times We Were Just the Worst at Stealth" at 0:48 was perfect ahaha
NHS funding cuts have really hit this hospital hard
That is a legitimate handgun attachment called a Cornershot, it was invented by an Israeli in the early 2000s, the police use it on occasion
read that as 'cumshot'; I don't know why...
You know full well why
I know.
Thanks, I remember when I was a kid seeing this on the news. But I couldn't remember the name since it's probably been almost 19 years ago I saw it.
garden prison? did the garden commit a shrubbery?
It was working for a fence.
they got caught because there was a police plant in the group...
There was plenty of evidence due to all of the bugs.
and then they got green fingered in a line up
(insert plant pun)
all those prosthetic arms? maybe patient 9-12 is an arms dealer!!
Great joke, you deserve a big hand for that one!
Arthur Bell It's good and all but Andy still has an armoire of more puns
Haha good one mate
Luke, clearly Andy didn't break that man's arm when he choked him out, the fall did. Side note, anyone here ever been in a sleeper hold? I have a friend who's father was in the Gulf War who taught him how to fight, he was talking about it one day and yadda yadda yadda I agreed to be put into a sleeper hold. It's crazy, it feels like someone is shutting you down with one of the those dimmer switches. Which technically isn't really all that far off, but that's neither here nor there.
The Corner gun was on Mythbusters. They compared it to such tricks for shooting around corners as "the diving shot" and "blindly firing and hoping you hit something".
Nooo! Keep playing this! Andy and Luke's commentary makes this really funny, while the game its self looks very engrossing and interesting. This could be a good series.
"The bomb will explode loudly and brightly when disarmed." New favorite quote... Confirmed
Andy remembers pipes that weren't there?? were they his pipe dreams??? :D
Are we getting even for all the experiments Jane has performed on you guys and all the evil quizzes that Ellen has concocted as well as all the driving games Mike has made you play?
if im not mistaken they did shoot Mike in the video...
Luke and Andy the greatest bromance there ever was.
"When you reach Hell, you've gone too far."
You know, this is kinda profound in a way. I mean, if you take anything too far, you're going to wind up doing terrible things, earning a place in Hell. Maybe I'm taking it too seriously, but still.
It would certainly be a disturbing thing to hear from your Sat-Nav...
Nicholas Cross lol funny.
if you find yourself having a bad time, you've gone too far
*Megalovania begins playing*
Find yourself in a dangerous situation? Better play peek-a-boo with a magazine cover! I like your priorities, guys!
what do you call a blind dinosaur? ANDY: "do you think he saw us?"
3:26 sounds a lot like the plot to 'As below so above'
"11 times we were the worst at stealth" -outsidexbox
I think that guy stuck in the hallway was just playing Resident Evil 7 on VR.
I hope Sean Bean doesn't die in this too
it'll turn out he's been dead all along
I can't believe neither of them noticed that when they woke back up the first time the date on your phone changed to the date from the clock in front of the bomb girl
A hand came through here, but did the rest of her?
Evil Dead hand is a murderous fiend. Andy's right to question this.
What your telling me your brother doesn't shoot you when he see's you?
The gun does exist Andy it's called the *'Corner Shot'* and it's currently being used in the field. Have a quick YT search for the details. Wish more stealth games would incorporate it.
I feel like I need to record myself and see if I jog like a killer...
They didn't react to Grace's shouting once throughout the video. Surely I'm not the only one that heard it, right?
That corner gun is pretty cool. Reminds me of SWAT 4 with the optiwand but with a gun attached.
Wow, this game was announced back around 2013. I thought it had just been canceled. Good to see it's actually still a thing.
Hope everyone's safe and well. Heard about the terror attack that just hit London. Sending lots of love and prayers.
"do you think he sawRRR us?"
*in gps voice* if you've reached hell, you've gone too far. Please make a u-turn when possible.
So I just felt the urge to watch this video after the lates show of the Weekend, and I can't help but take one line in this video out of context: Luke saying to Andy: "You're the one controling my fear levels!"
Just let that sink in for a moment.
The garden prison looks very "musicky," which according to Luke means omionously horrible. The monkey is "musicky" too. 4:28
Andy's solution to everything.. Run and Scream!
That cymbals playing monkey is also in the farmhouse in Hitman in the Colorado mission. He gets about a bit.
Glad to see the cornershot getting a spot. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don’t think that it's had an appearance in a game since its conception?
When Andy said "get even", the first thought that popped up was Luke and outside xtra are going to have a real bad day
Oh God no, an armed fridge would probably kill me for staring at its insides so long I made it angry.
Maybe it's just me, but I'd like to see this game back on shelves again.
Hmm, this looks like a fun game. I'll have to keep it on my radar.
10:54 Did no one notice "Your actions will have consequences"???
Yeah i know but i wrote that comment while watching the video
+Toby I really don't get why anyone makes comments while the video is still rolling. It's a great way to end up looking like an idiot, like you just did.
SpydersByte a) i have adhd so there's a good chance i'll forget whatever comment i wanted to make if i don't make it right away; b) why do you care
guilmon981 forgetfulness is a symptom of ADHD. forgetting to breathe isn't going to happen because that's an involuntary action, but forgetfulness in general is legitimately in the DSM-5 diagnostic criteria for ADHD
guilmon981
What you're thinking of is actually kinda accurate, and a fuckup on the part of the people who created the criteria for ADHD. ADHD (attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder) is actually a broad range of disorders, hence the slash in the name. The two main types are deficit and hyperactivity. Deficit describes individuals who are easily distracted or otherwise have trouble focusing (best described by the phrase "future blind", meaning in inability to focus on anything not actively happening). This type is considered to be a real thing. The other main type is hyperactivity, which is when someone is hyperactive or impulsive but not inattentive. Hyperactivity is regarded by many as total bullshit, and is one of the many /many/ faults of the DSM-5.
I feel the "Let's Get Even" in the title doesn't mean the game"
You better hope that's blood that's showing up under the UV light!
This game looks pretty cool.
Don't worry Luke. They're all armless!
I never knew that my fridge could be so dangerous!
Three words of why I'm here Scanning..For..Fluids
"Dude some one is on the rag"....buddy from Scary movie
curig-man the most courageous superhero ever and his sidekick brave boy
rivals of foam man?
Garden prison? Is that were all the football managers on gardening leave go?
Begin urinalysis. Fill these cups.
Also that's a CornerShot Israeli design used with many pistol types including suppressed for Andy and a 40mm grenade launcher variant for Mike.
Andy is my favorite #TheMoreYouKnow
1:37
"This is military grade..."
Are you speaking about the stuffs on table or your camera, dude? I don't recall ours have that scanning feature thingie back in 2011.
Does everyone not realize that the corner gun is a real thing that we have had for years?
when i watch these videos I like to imagine that the protagonist has multiple personality disorder and Luke and Andy are the other personalities. It makes everything funny. "It was him or us. You saw it Luke. lets get our stories straight"
2011 *was* a good year, Luke.
You know why? Because that was the year that Skyrim came out.
That drone isn't big enough to carry any substantial firepower, but not small enough to be useful for spying.
This almost feels like a sequel to Condemned: Criminal Origins
They really need to tone that sharpenong filter down, holy shit.
The corner shot system was developed by israeli special forces and has been in use for nearly a decade, the device itself is able to attach to most small arms and has now been adopted for use by many counter terrorist and special weapons assault teams worldwide. I was actually quite surprised not to see it in rainbow six: siege.
But why do you need a gun that shoots around corners when you have a sledgehammer?
I thought I was remembering the hall correctly, but I suppose it was all just a pipe dream...
I wonder what the "Geronimo!" button does. Does it do something awesome, necessitating a battle cry, or does someone named "Geronimo" appear?
Is this the video game tie-in to Get Out, by any chance?🤞
you guys know the corner shot is a real weapon system right?
I'm just gonna assume they took a lot of inspiration from Condemned: Criminal Origins.
That corner gun does exist though
Wasn't this game initially marketed as being photorealistic thanks to 3D scanning?
I'll have you both know that the cornergun is an actual real life thing... and maybe even canonically correct... maybe... perhaps
this reminds me of Condemned
They must have taken the Crunchy rolls out of the vending machine.
that "corner shot"...the real one can turn 45° or 90°
How is it possible that this phone stays fully charged for the entire video?????
I can't even get my phone to play videos without watching my battery life drain away
When did Stefan ever hurt anyone I would sat watch the Bon e collector but I'm worried it will give Jane ideas
Corner shooting guns exist
so this is as close to a new condemned game were gonna get. ill take it.
Really reminds me of Condemned: Criminal Origins
But guys! GUYS...Maybe you're supposed to zoom in on the QR code and then scan it with your OWN phones as it appears big enough on screen!
2009/2011/2015 must've been a great year for phone design if they can not only keep their phones on indefinitely but can also swap to different apps on the fly with no load times and come attached with 3 different types of lights including UV lights for checking if your significant other is cheating on you plus a on hand version of Google Earth where you can see the entire layout of whatever building you're in.
All with out losing a single percent of battery life. Is this what the IPhone 7 would've been like if Steve Jobs never died?
Where can i get that that fancy app?
stealth the one weakness of OxBox
Nasty stuff happening in London today. Stay safe!
the missing link A guy ran over several pedestrians on Westminster Bridge, then drove the truck into a gate and stabbed a police officer outside of Parliament before being shot by authorities. Lots of injuries, a few fatalities. It's currently being treated as a terrorist attack.
the missing link It was the only thing on the news all morning. There was a live thread on Reddit updating people as information was released as well. British Home Secretary is addressing it now.
the missing link Nothing wrong being involved with your own life. Just letting you know where to look if you want to get up to speed on things.
8:00 Brackiologist
You call them army doctors (insert badum tss)
reminds me of condemned
I don't know if the possibility a stranger was my brother would stop me shooting, if we're being honest.
Is this Condemned 3?
My first phone was an iPhone 4s. I know it really couldn't do those things, but since it was my first smartphone, it sure felt like it could. Ah, the memories. #throwbackthursdays
Is this the game Mike aggressively dislikes the name of?
Good morning OutsideXbox and OX notification squad
OutsideXtra is as fun I recommend you check it out. Also Ellen and Luke are really funny and smart. The OXB, and OXT girls are beautiful, the guys are handsome too.
hi
You should play Battlegrounds as a team and have a facecam preferably.
Wheel inception
I think there is unarmed person in there
looks a bit like they expandes the idea of condammned
Watching this, I totally get why devs wouldn't want people to record gameplay...
Is Siri there in the game
When did steam ever hurt anybody? When they failed to release HL3.