I now say this to my husband whenever he gets upset about something or (this is my favorite thing to do when he can't poop) "Hey! I understand your having troubles on the toilet but.... I need salt." This show has some real gems lol.
That is the time they SHOULD be having these convos before the kids. also you have a lot to say about Her disabled son She solely takes care of. She has been a great mom up until this show from what you know, not to mention what goes on behind the scenes …… plz dont throw rocks from your glass house
I usually feel bad for her until I see that she’s 48 with a child who has so many health issues pursuing and marrying a 25 year old man who showed hundreds of red flags 🤡
No because this is exactly what my mom has been doing, like attempting to get with people my age (her 23 year old daughter) while she’s in her late 50s and she brags and acts like she’s hotsh!t while trying to find someone to love her like there’s not millions of men her age willing to. Moms like this truly find NOTHING wrong with what they’re doing and it’s extremely uncomfortable for all parties involved
She was raised with too much freedom? That's why she grew up to be able to be independant and financially able to have her own place and provide for not just her son but also sponsor a man child from another country. You like the privilege of being able to have her work to provide for you but also want to be the king of a house he doesn't pay for. This woman and expecially her son deserves better .
she 'bought' a young man from the middle east knowing full well what she was getting into, she used her financial status to get a young man, she knew his culture, she deserves what she got, but hopefully she can move past it, because noone deserves to be stuck with their mistakes.
@@alb5801 its not about just age, its transactional and they know it, see men can get mail order brides and it can work cuz women esp asian ones are compliant, but these white women going after virgin middle eastern men are just as creepy but even dumber, cuz the men will demand they be subservient, so ya you have the money and the green card but you signed up for this hoping to buy love and you deserve if it does not work out. What she deserves is to wake up and call it quits and rebuild, yes, but the shitshow that has happened is on her. Don't be predatory then.
How can this plaster faced fellow be expected to find salt? Be surprised and impressed that he even knows what a cupboard is. That's a lot for a fellow like that. Finding salt and giving him breakfast in bed is what mothers are for. Now he has transferred to a new one and is understandably profoundly disappointed and disoriented. No breakfast in bed is certainly grounds for finding a more considerate and servile sponsor. Poor baby! And JUST HOW does the inflexibility of muslim fervor escape these lunatic women who get involved with them? Sure, they'll say anything. To taroff, to say anything they think you want to hear, with NO follow through is a given. Just accept. Don't research. Get yourself in a mess. That is bad enough, but involving children, any existing or planning-to-have is a travesty. NO wonder this whacked out woman has such inappropriate and disrespectful acquaintances she considers friends. Only the WORST pairings and outrageous meetings get good ratings, it seems.
Mohamed is such a manchild and manipulator but it was so refreshing when he straight up told Yve's friends he does not like them, they deliberately asked uncomfortable questions and are lousy people
Yeah they’re not nice an yve really ain’t that great either. Chasing after a younger person from another country of course he’s trying to use u an you let him
Me too; I constantly have the sound clips “How much MONAY?!” And “Mohagony” playing in the back of my head, thanks to this channel. And now, “😐 I need salt”. 😂😂😂😂
"you act like this after you hang out with your friends" is pretty textbook abuser language. It's the first step towards isolating you from your community.
my ex wanted me around his friends only. every time I asked to hang out with mine, he always found a way to be to "be sick" (so I had to take care of him) or conveniently "forgot" and made other plans for us.
He's a goofball and apparently also wanting to run off with another woman. But she wanted a boy-toy she could control, and a free babysitter. They were an obvious trainwreck "couple."
I feel so sorry for him. All the man wants is some salt. Even that restaurant he went to with her and her friends didn’t have salt on the table. I can see why he started cheating.
I will never understand why...someone would be with someone...with totally different religions or beliefs that are not able to find a compromise in the matter. Like??? are these not things Yve didnt think about before??? 🚶♂️🚶♂️
Love your channel. The tragic thing is that this guy isn't even good looking, empathetic, hard working, FUNNY (so important !!). I see nothing appealing about him and he is super passive aggressive. I hear he is gone now; has a new girlfriend. Good riddance should be her attitude. She dodged a bullet, big time.
She didn’t actually dodge a bullet since she was stupid enough to marry him and he brought DV charges against her. She hired a team of lawyers now to help her get out this mess she created for herself. Hopefully she learned a big lesson in all of this though. She was too naive to be acceptable at her age.
@@ferraroannie4058 yes its subjective but there are many objective parameters too, in any case if i say a person is unattractive i am calling him unattractive objectively and that is how your comment reads.
Mohammed's reaction to "have you ever watched porn" was the most genuine thing ive ever seen on this show! Glad your uploading again!! Only just seen you pop back up on my timeline!! As fake as the show is why am I so damn addicted to your series!! id never be caught watching the real show in a million years
I laughed so hard at his blank, disappointed stare. Her friends are crazy for asking all those questions when it's not their business, his reaction was better than any actual answer
As an Egyptian, I feel second hand embarrassment watching this. We hardly find anyone who represents us on American media and when we get one this is what we ended up with . are you kidding me ?!🤣 Someone had to dive head first to the bottom of a septic tank to get us this rare piece of shit 😂 But don't worry I found a "healthy" way to deal with it. I have some Alexandrian friends at uni. whenever I watch a video like this I share it with them and blame them for it 😂🤣 But really, out of 110 million Egyptians in general and more than 6 million Alexandrians, bless her heart, this is what she fell for.😂
Well, I guess, at least, he's not behaving in a loud and raucous manner--yet. He is threatening to get another sponsor though. Better he should just GO HOME, please.
(9:00) this is the best example of how body language can say otherwise… as she ask him the question of if he’s comfortable with them drinking she nods (yes, as if to say you better be) and when he responds that it’s not a problem he shakes his head (no)
He basically told her what he was going to do by getting another sponsor and she still married him...at some point she has to accept some responsibility for the mess she is in now.
😂😂😂😂 I am in real tears right now, man I love all your videos, your commentary is by far the funniest and u got the best delivery, but this one is HILARIOUS “ I need salt “
*“Oooo babe check it out, another Quick Slice is on! Here let me get you some more pizza and refill your beer!”* I would say if I had a boyfriend or a husband.
12:08 - Because you have a fun delivery, quips and nice editing...? Like, really. One of my favourite reaction/commentary channels. Just sharing some positively. Cheers.
He messaged her as she had a bikini photo but dont want her to wear revealing clothes….. he is doing things to create fights so he can find an excuse to leave 😂 text book: green card 101
***TheQuickSlice*** New to your channel and very happy with my find!! 😍 You're insightful, funny in all the best ways - respectful but opinionated - and your videos are well put together. Plus I love videos about all these 90 day finance goofballs. Very pleased to have found a new creator I enjoy (I only subscribe to a handful) and looking forward to exploring you channel. Best of luck in expanding your following, you definitely deserve it! 👏 ☺️
The squad , like yve, are a weird group. But he has a very weird , serial killer vibe, with that slow Egyptian laced drawl, soft kitten voice coming out of a bodybuilder bod. You are hilarious. Pass the salt, please!
The thing is…I don’t believe any of the foreign men wanted to truly be married…and to be honest…none of the women. They all wanted a come up. Even Kobe, while the coolest of them all and I respect him…I don’t think he wanted to be married to Emily as much as he just wanted to be there for his children.
"Let me make one thing clear............ I need salt" I WHEEZED 💀💀
🤣I died
He must be extra salty now.
😭😭 it's perfect!
i spit out my onion ring
I now say this to my husband whenever he gets upset about something or (this is my favorite thing to do when he can't poop)
"Hey! I understand your having troubles on the toilet but.... I need salt."
This show has some real gems lol.
“I need salt” being peppered in between legit made me cry laugh
Yes! I was like wait, why is he saying that again? Then I realized and I just lost it.
More like… being salted in between
Lmfao im crying laughing rn at it
Yeah, reminded me of "Who wants a burger?" 😂😂
Love your use of the word “peppered” 😆
The impeccably placed “I nEEd SALt” throughout this video sent me into orbit💀💀💀I’m currently writing this from the space station
they have wifi in space? :0
did you find any salt up there?
😭😭😭🤣🤣😭💀‼️
They’re arguing about their non-existent child’s religion lol. She’s 48. I feel SO sorry for her actual child.
True that. 🥲
That is the time they SHOULD be having these convos before the kids. also you have a lot to say about Her disabled son She solely takes care of. She has been a great mom up until this show from what you know, not to mention what goes on behind the scenes …… plz dont throw rocks from your glass house
@@bribro23 she ain't having kids at 48 😂
@brizzany10 she's 48....she's not having another kid lady. Also you used the glass house saying wrong.
Oh dear, you people think 48 can not get pregnant. Please use contraception.
I usually feel bad for her until I see that she’s 48 with a child who has so many health issues pursuing and marrying a 25 year old man who showed hundreds of red flags 🤡
IKR?? It’s really not an attractive offer 😞
She wants a young boy to care for her childdd
He was definitely a talking walking red flag!
Thank you. I don't even feel bad for her, I feel bad for the kid SHE decided to involve in the situation.
No because this is exactly what my mom has been doing, like attempting to get with people my age (her 23 year old daughter) while she’s in her late 50s and she brags and acts like she’s hotsh!t while trying to find someone to love her like there’s not millions of men her age willing to. Moms like this truly find NOTHING wrong with what they’re doing and it’s extremely uncomfortable for all parties involved
That ever-present blank smile on his face at all times gives me the willies...
@thomasfarrell9134 🤣🤣
It's why clowns are creepy- the smile is fake because he is clearly upset & expressing negativity with a fake smile
She was raised with too much freedom? That's why she grew up to be able to be independant and financially able to have her own place and provide for not just her son but also sponsor a man child from another country. You like the privilege of being able to have her work to provide for you but also want to be the king of a house he doesn't pay for. This woman and expecially her son deserves better .
she 'bought' a young man from the middle east knowing full well what she was getting into, she used her financial status to get a young man, she knew his culture, she deserves what she got, but hopefully she can move past it, because noone deserves to be stuck with their mistakes.
@@blahdose She definitely shouldn’t have bought this man child young enough to be her son but no one deserves this!
@@alb5801 its not about just age, its transactional and they know it, see men can get mail order brides and it can work cuz women esp asian ones are compliant, but these white women going after virgin middle eastern men are just as creepy but even dumber, cuz the men will demand they be subservient, so ya you have the money and the green card but you signed up for this hoping to buy love and you deserve if it does not work out. What she deserves is to wake up and call it quits and rebuild, yes, but the shitshow that has happened is on her. Don't be predatory then.
She shouldn't marry a muslim man then
@@blahdose thank you!!
"You want this guy to a be a father? He couldn't even find the salt"
🤷🏾♀️🧂
@@jubilantsleep lol
But maybe if he just had salt, he’d be a great father!!! 😂
How can this plaster faced fellow be expected to find salt? Be surprised and impressed that he even knows what a cupboard is. That's a lot for a fellow like that. Finding salt and giving him breakfast in bed is what mothers are for. Now he has transferred to a new one and is understandably profoundly disappointed and disoriented. No breakfast in bed is certainly grounds for finding a more considerate and servile sponsor. Poor baby!
And JUST HOW does the inflexibility of muslim fervor escape these lunatic women who get involved with them? Sure, they'll say anything. To taroff, to say anything they think you want to hear, with NO follow through is a given. Just accept. Don't research. Get yourself in a mess. That is bad enough, but involving children, any existing or planning-to-have is a travesty.
NO wonder this whacked out woman has such inappropriate and disrespectful acquaintances she considers friends.
Only the WORST pairings and outrageous meetings get good ratings, it seems.
🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣💀💀‼️
When I first meet someone, I hug them and ask them about porn
As you do...
Doesn't everyone?
Whoopsie
You, too???
OMG!
I thought I was the _only_ one!
😂
Could organise a 90 day cookout. Mohamed with the salt, Chuck with the burgers, Jesse on the steaks, Paul with his mums hair.
And John with the floor steak
dont forget michael & angela with the cake
@@ash.--. 🤣
😂😂
Not the hairrrrr
Mohamed is such a manchild and manipulator but it was so refreshing when he straight up told Yve's friends he does not like them, they deliberately asked uncomfortable questions and are lousy people
Yep, lousy like foxes.
Yeah they’re not nice an yve really ain’t that great either. Chasing after a younger person from another country of course he’s trying to use u an you let him
Asking uncomfortable questions is a good way to gauge a person quickly.
@@horusrage how’d you figure that??
@@abemartinez9623 Simple logic and testing. It simply is a stress test for him from them.
I'm SO happy you're still updating. I've been rewatching these again
Me too; I constantly have the sound clips “How much MONAY?!” And “Mohagony” playing in the back of my head, thanks to this channel. And now, “😐 I need salt”. 😂😂😂😂
I need salt
When he tells her friends he doesn't like them with a big smile on his face, most hilarious thing ever.
Also he has the most annoying voice ever
forreal
He zesty for sure
"you act like this after you hang out with your friends" is pretty textbook abuser language. It's the first step towards isolating you from your community.
My ex’s fave response to anytime I challenged him was "who have you been talking to" lol
my ex wanted me around his friends only.
every time I asked to hang out with mine, he always found a way to be to "be sick" (so I had to take care of him) or conveniently "forgot" and made other plans for us.
He's a goofball and apparently also wanting to run off with another woman. But she wanted a boy-toy she could control, and a free babysitter. They were an obvious trainwreck "couple."
They were both taking advantage of each other
You speak truth.
I really don't think she ever wanted to control him.
She didn’t want to control him nor really asked him to do anything
He reminds me of Ronnie from Jersey Shore. Some guys just have an anvil between the ears.
"I need salt" is now my safe word/phrase. Thanks, Quick Slice!
You’re one of the funniest people on TH-cam
TRUE THAT!!
Agree. Grossly underrated channel
So true!! 👍🏻
Oh my God yesss lol
He reminds me of that one meme of guy giving a safari tour, and the camera turns to him "okay" .. that's how Mohammed sounds to me
Lmmfaoooooo! I said the same thing & youuu wrote the comment 😭😭😭
I usually answer my kids with that same "okay" 😆
These videos are way too short and too far apart!!!! You’re so good!
I like how you added the “I need salt” at the most unexpected moments 😂made it even better
Seeing Quickslice upload really is a highlight of my day. His stuff is so funny that it makes other recap channels look boring in comparison
Just came cross this channel . So funny! My first favorite is Yourwetsock . He is hilarious 😂. I don’t event need to watch the actual episodes.
Check out sauce. Funniest recap vids you’ll see
Quickslice and Arthur TV are amazing.. sixteenleo is hot garbage compared to them
His own mother telling him to grow up is hilarious 😂 😂😂
THE LEGEND QUICKSLICE HAS DONE IT AGAIN
I feel so sorry for him. All the man wants is some salt. Even that restaurant he went to with her and her friends didn’t have salt on the table. I can see why he started cheating.
😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
😭🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣💀💀‼️
The “Let me make something clear…I need salt” edit? *chefs kiss*
this man always makes me laugh wtf the monotone ass jokes kill me
I will never understand why...someone would be with someone...with totally different religions or beliefs that are not able to find a compromise in the matter. Like??? are these not things Yve didnt think about before??? 🚶♂️🚶♂️
This man gives me chill down my spine. Nothing to do with his religion. Just him being him.
The fact that he said "my" child and then said "him" is so red flag how do you even have emotions for this man
I kind of love how he just stares at them when they ask if he has watched porn
Her friends are weird! I wouldn’t be happy if my friends started asking my man about kissing and sexual partners. It’s none of their damn business!
Yeah, very inappropriate questions.
Love your channel. The tragic thing is that this guy isn't even good looking, empathetic, hard working, FUNNY (so important !!). I see nothing appealing about him and he is super passive aggressive. I hear he is gone now; has a new girlfriend. Good riddance should be her attitude. She dodged a bullet, big time.
Just wrote a similar comment, where I can't see his good qualities..!?? I don't understand what she sees in him... At all!
She didn’t actually dodge a bullet since she was stupid enough to marry him and he brought DV charges against her. She hired a team of lawyers now to help her get out this mess she created for herself. Hopefully she learned a big lesson in all of this though. She was too naive to be acceptable at her age.
not good looking? he is cute and quite handsome. Ehh that's all he is and it doesn't count cuz the rest is rancid.
@@blahdose Attraction is subjective. I don't find him at all good looking.
@@ferraroannie4058 yes its subjective but there are many objective parameters too, in any case if i say a person is unattractive i am calling him unattractive objectively and that is how your comment reads.
"You're just sitting around blasting water up your ass all day" 😂😂😂😂 Yep that's classic MooMoo
“Sitting around blasting his ass with a bidet”…best line of the entire video 🤣🤣
Mohammed's reaction to "have you ever watched porn" was the most genuine thing ive ever seen on this show! Glad your uploading again!! Only just seen you pop back up on my timeline!! As fake as the show is why am I so damn addicted to your series!! id never be caught watching the real show in a million years
I laughed so hard at his blank, disappointed stare. Her friends are crazy for asking all those questions when it's not their business, his reaction was better than any actual answer
you're
That “watch me” part was amazing 😆
That was all the evidence she needed to upgrade the assumption that he was just in it for a green card to a fact.
Sounded just like him! Took me out
The fact that i keep hearing i need salt definitely kept me laughing so more 😂
Mohamed:” I was mad at everyone of you 😃 “
Lololol
Squad: I was worried you didn’t like us
M : yeah that’s right
squad : you don’t like us ?
M : (softly) No.
@@kimcasem lmfao
I wish that more men with tall hair would realize they can't just do whatever they want ...
I think mohamed's hair just isn't tall enough
Smug tall haired bastards
@paulyd from jersey shore🤣
@Eddie Munster
I still can't get past the "90 days to install a bidet. 90 Bidet Fiance" 🤣🤣🤣
I love this channel, I don’t know why, I just love his takes
As an Egyptian, I feel second hand embarrassment watching this.
We hardly find anyone who represents us on American media and when we get one this is what we ended up with . are you kidding me ?!🤣
Someone had to dive head first to the bottom of a septic tank to get us this rare piece of shit 😂
But don't worry I found a "healthy" way to deal with it. I have some Alexandrian friends at uni. whenever I watch a video like this I share it with them and blame them for it 😂🤣
But really, out of 110 million Egyptians in general and more than 6 million Alexandrians, bless her heart, this is what she fell for.😂
Well, I guess, at least, he's not behaving in a loud and raucous manner--yet. He is threatening to get another sponsor though. Better he should just GO HOME, please.
😭😭😭🤣🤣😭😭🤣💀💀‼️
EXACTLY
So glad to see a new video; I have been rewatching your old videos and revisiting the Trifecta of Simpage.
It's him texting her that thrash and he's in the next room 😭😭😭😭
(9:00) this is the best example of how body language can say otherwise… as she ask him the question of if he’s comfortable with them drinking she nods (yes, as if to say you better be) and when he responds that it’s not a problem he shakes his head (no)
I saw that too, but wondered if Egypt have similar customs to India in that regard.
He basically told her what he was going to do by getting another sponsor and she still married him...at some point she has to accept some responsibility for the mess she is in now.
Why his hair look like a Hershey kiss tho
This was brilliantly edited and the commentary was hilarious 😂
i feel like conversations like how they'll raise their child with religion in mind should've been had before they started the visa process
I bless the world that gave us 90 day fiance and bless the heavens that gave us our savior to give us the quick slice of these 90 minute episodes
So, let me make one thing clear. I need salt.
pls don't leave us again Quick Slice we need your commentary 😭
😂😂😂😂 I am in real tears right now, man I love all your videos, your commentary is by far the funniest and u got the best delivery, but this one is HILARIOUS “ I need salt “
*“Oooo babe check it out, another Quick Slice is on! Here let me get you some more pizza and refill your beer!”*
I would say if I had a boyfriend or a husband.
👀
🤨?
Maybe you can meet someone in the comments lol
It is what I say to my fiance lol, so it's not far off from the truth.
Pick Whoopie
The emotional level of this guy is like around when Tommy Wiseau says in The Room "I did not hit her, I did nooot! Oh hi Mark!" "Where's the salt?"
You are so funny and I refuse to watch anybody else cover 90DF content. Like your lines are so on point and you make this show tolerable.
Please quicksilver do more videos, I always laugh so much watching at them.. I've watched David's around Europe like 100 times still laughing at it
Quickslice*
Quicksilver 💀
12:08 - Because you have a fun delivery, quips and nice editing...?
Like, really. One of my favourite reaction/commentary channels.
Just sharing some positively.
Cheers.
He messaged her as she had a bikini photo but dont want her to wear revealing clothes….. he is doing things to create fights so he can find an excuse to leave 😂 text book: green card 101
tbh I think the language barrier plays a hugh role in all of these misunderstandings
So let me make something clear ((I need salt)) LoL 😂
He couldn’t find the Salt 🤣🤣
3:27 so let me make something clear.... I need saaalt 🤣
"Endless loop of John throwing steak on the floor" u so funny 😂😂
Do ANY of these couples talk about ANYTHING before the future spouse arrives in America? Anything? Anything!
Let's be honest we all saw this coming.
Lmao the sad music when he is looking for the salt 🧂. 😂😂😂 You got me cracking up, the I need salt every 5 minutes is hilarious.
Yayy QuickSlice☺️ hope you're doing well
Fresh slice! I’ve been over here reheating all the old ones
I don't understand why he's pushing this Muslim thing when he doesn't follow by his own rules
Because he is a hypocrite
Like all the Muslims I've met. Most hypocritical, nonsensical and aggressive people.
Your 90 Day Fiancé vids are the best !
You're hilarious 😆😆 You brought the salt I needed this morning.
1:35 “😀i ned sawlt. I cant find it😀”
"I've been here 1 day and already I need salt." I'm crying 😭😭
0:44
Your impression of his wispy little boy voice sent me away 😆
Sorry life… I need to take a break from responsibilities for the next 12 and a half minutes.. new Quick slice just dropped
I needed this! Please post more often
Friend: “You still don’t like us?”
Mohamed: “No 😀”
😂😂😂😂 nah I like this dude
Bro his smile😂😂😂😂😂
Me too 😂
Some people have a face for radio, Mohammed has a voice for text.
Quick Slice, you rule.
Why do they keep talking the child they aren't going to have....she is almost 50...
Please never stop making these commentaries, you are hilarious 😂
Yve looks really good for pushing 50
she fine ong 😍
"Let me make one thing clear...I need salt" MADE ME SCREAM 😭😭😭😭
Get this man some salt!
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣💀💀‼️
2:05.....OMG when I tell yall I fell tf out and almost choked on my noodles 🍜😂😂🤣
You got me at “tall hair” lmao
Dude, you get a like just for all the bidet jokes 🤣
I wanted to give this video a like, but I'm out of salt.
I need salt.
OMG that's salt thing made me laugh so much, great video!
Another quickslice video! Day made :)
Ez Pz
This man's videos filling a hole
lmaoo I couldnt think of what was so off about him and it's that he talks so quietly 🤣
***TheQuickSlice***
New to your channel and very happy with my find!! 😍 You're insightful, funny in all the best ways - respectful but opinionated - and your videos are well put together. Plus I love videos about all these 90 day finance goofballs.
Very pleased to have found a new creator I enjoy (I only subscribe to a handful) and looking forward to exploring you channel.
Best of luck in expanding your following, you definitely deserve it! 👏 ☺️
Lmao the way he just said he doesn’t like her friends 😂😂
Can’t talk right now babe, Quickslice posted.
The squad , like yve, are a weird group. But he has a very weird , serial killer vibe, with that slow Egyptian laced drawl, soft kitten voice coming out of a bodybuilder bod. You are hilarious. Pass the salt, please!
He's back! Glad to see you posted!
The thing is…I don’t believe any of the foreign men wanted to truly be married…and to be honest…none of the women. They all wanted a come up. Even Kobe, while the coolest of them all and I respect him…I don’t think he wanted to be married to Emily as much as he just wanted to be there for his children.
dude literally everytime i watch these I'm always thinking how nice ur voice is LMFAO. not annoying whatsoever dwdw
“I need salt…” I hate how he says it lol 😆