HARD DK VS THE WORLD
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 ส.ค. 2024
- God Bless America, may the country of Donkey Kong rise up today and please our monkey forefathers.
Nobody is strong enough for the dong.
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DK: Did you do it?
Alpharad: Yes
DK: What did it cost?
Alpharad: $13.
Nolan Beaudin
Yeah, and then had DK overthrow God.
Hey $13 is a large price to pay when it comes to ending careers/lives(especially compared to LA)
Our only hope at salvation is counter spamming before it learns to grab
We need a King.K Rool amibo
A small price to pay for salvation
Human Opponent: _Does a massive combo_
DK Amiibo: _All of that for a drop of blood?_
Human: *breaths*
DK Amiibo: “I will shred the universe down to its last atom”
This needs more likes 😂😂😂
WOW BRO LMAO
Human (Me): That's it I think, there are no other Thanos quotes that make sense.
DK amiibo: Reality can be whatever I want.
BROOOOOOOO
1. Don't jump
2. Don't shield
3. Don't go offstage
The answer? Little Mac
woah
He evolved within this episode and began dash attacking.... just wait till he starts grabbing....
No because you can't be on the ground neither. Theres no true counter play.
@@cristianvelasquez2507 The counter play is not playing.
@@bobbytonson5890 so duck hunt?
Get another DK Amiibo.
Train it with a bunch of professional smash players.
Call it Very Hard DK.
Profit.
It will become weaker
@@drfireball2695 what? If you train it with good players, it becomes good, right?
DR FIREBALL how
Ellie Breedlove yes
@@regentelk2356 that's what I thought.
The game has lied to us. Lvl 50 is not the cap. He keeps expanding. The Dong is unstoppable.
actually, jokes aside, the level defines how fast an amiibo learns, technically they learn forever
so yes, the dong expands forever
So the maximum expansion video is just for humans...🤔
JOEL! STOP DOWNLOADING DONGS!
Lights Luck how can you make your amibo hit that hard?
Feeding your amiibo spirits to raise their stats.
You know an Alpharad video is good when the mic peaks 90% of the time
this is by far the loudest video yet
@@Alpharad not as loud as the fans screams.
@@univalvefoilstrong1184 victims*
g
Alternative title Harambe’s revenge
Character: *teabags at 0%*
Dk: “that’s a lot of talk for someone at kill percent”
You talkin mad shit for someone at dash-dance up smash percent
Funniest thing, mans got bodied for trying to go through a platform lmao
@@Gimbleson He was misunderstood this whole time.
I was that pichu, and got the furthest. I’m proud. This is going on my gravestone
Train for the day for which you can be the Chosen One
Here lies CromGem, aka "He who ALMOST bested Hard DK"
CromGem You went toe-to-toe with a god, and were almost victorious. For that, you have earned the respect of the people. Your tale shall be told for years to come, even if it is a tale that ends in your demise.
01LoganMC that’s some epic shit right there.
epic gamer points lol and of all the characters i never thought pichu can do so much. u give me hope as a plyer who likes light and fast characters and is scared of heavies
Mad Respect for my man TheReap: anyone willing to give a homiestock to an amibo is Ghandi-status in my book.
TheReap should get his own spot in heaven
@@ceezeeteez bold of you to assume its a he 🤔
666 likes.....
Bold someting TheReap About me pls
Yeee
Thanos can’t beat him
Vincent can’t beat him
Alpha, burn it before it’s too late
Nah, call Shaggy, he gona fix this
What about audible link?
What about Skillshare Kirby!?
ALL OF THE ABOVE
What about Parsec Captain... Fal...con...Nevermind...
DK: *About to forward smash*
Miloni: *quits out*
Announcer: No contest!
DK: *Glaring into the screen, slowly clapping to taunt Miloni on how he lost. Clap. Clap. Clap.*
THE PURE ENERGY THAT DK LET OUT DURING THAT MOMENT HAD ME SHOOK
U
Wow imagine getting a popular comment by copying something alpharad said
Put your hands together... If you wanna clap...
I just think thats him letting him know if it wasn't for the quit he would've killed him.
ThaReap is just the best person, he is the one who played as Thanos, that K Rool that homie stocked DK, and Vincent
Jonathan Freeman epic
Wait, he got a second try to be King K? How did he get a second try before the Homie Stock?
>When you realize that Hard DK is a CPU, and technically qualifies for a place in the CPU Tournament.
Oh no.
@@LizFlo Oh God...
@@LizFlo No...No I see in his eyes, light or dark doesn't matter...The dong shafts us all, I could only pray for the dark side, even with their tricks...they will fall, before Omega Dong.
Dread it, run from it
My vote he joins light
The Dong still arrives.
Jo recognized me :O I feel so accomplished by being rocked by the Hard DK
Good job on that stock there!
You've accomplished something cool
Not bad!
Nice job!
DK very hard
DK and ThaReap is the friendly Pokemon rivalry I've always wanted out of the anime
JustASnell epic
Alan? Sawyer? Clement? Kalos was stacked with those rivals.
The one who homiestocked an amiibo: Mad respect
This is the modern equivalent to men fighting lions in coliseums for sport
Romans gave people some weapons at least... This was slaughter.
Feed him to the dk! XD
Very literally, yes.
Combat sport without the combat.
the Romans used it as a form of execution. i see dk as much the same
Kibernetik well that depends on your social standing
4:34
DK:*Breaks Thanos' arm
Thanos: "Where did my gauntlet go?"
DK:"Gone, reduced to atoms".
He reduced it to even smaller than atoms
The Virginity Gauntlet
Vs.
The Anti-Life Chadquation
Reduced to quarks
Whoever that k rool was, I support you and your homie stock
Two things: 1.) his name is the reap. 2.) ur prof pic gives a menacing aura to me it scares me
@@konokadachi6493 Treedede is god, he created all of us, don't be afraid.
@@kinlaw7220 All hail the mighty treedede
Alexander Schott Praise treedede
Treedede actually if you read the Bible in genesis it says Shrek is the beginning of all life
Dk: *accidentally dies*
King k rool: *homie stocks dk
: *yeah is big brain time*
WRYYYYY
And it's not like DK's sd gave K Rool the lead, no. He already was one stock behind and that sd made it even
Whoever that was deserves a medal, true role model right there
WRRRRRRYYYYYYY
@@wutwut4353 it was the same guy as the Thanos
Donkey Kong to Thanos: "You should've aimed for the DONG!"
Mario Ponce *screaming thanos*
id watch it that sounds really hot
Lmao
Up you go
"When did the AI begin to enslave the human race?"
Well...it started with a statue of an ape.
Tyrell Thomas not just an ape a hard ape
A Hard DK to be precise
It's the evolution of ape's man
They gotta start somewhere.
First their taking your stocks in one
f smash soon they'll be making humanity go extinct. Apes were before us and now they're after us too
DK: _stands in arena_
Players: _enters the arena_
Players: "Why do I hear boss music?"
This video is just a bunch of full grown men screaming at their $13 toy.
Isn’t it amazing?
$13 well spent
Gotta work smarter not harder
Idk what to say?
This also accurately describes the Beyblade community.
This man took down Thanos without breaking a sweat. What have you done
It's not over until he beats Matt
_I know what it's like to lose. To think so hard that you're top tier and to get up-air'd all the same._
_Dread it, run from it, the 3 stock arrives all the same. and by that, I mean I have arrived._
This is Berry neat
The thing that makes this comment better is the fact someone was thanos
"I know what it's like to lose. To feel so desperately that you're right, yet to fail nontheless. It's frightening, turns the legs to jelly. I ask you, to what end? Dread it... run from it... destiny arrives all the same. And now, it's here or should I say, I am." - DK amiibo probably.
Opponent: I fear no man but that thing...
*Shows DK Amiibo*
Opponent: It scares me...
I see what you did there lol
Things you cannot do when fighting hard DK:
-taunt
-dash dance
-charge an attack
-edgeguard
-grab
-jab
-combo
-shield
-go into the air
-be in the middle of the stage
-be at the edge of the stage
-be off the stage
-exist in any less than 5 dimensions
Well guess I'll die
Sounds like a job for Mxyzptlk.
Ill just dodge then
HugeGranolaBar
You forgot one:
- Play Smash Ultimate
"Did you win every battle?" "Yes."
"What did it cost?" "$13"
Hemlol
*62 CENTS*
I piad 80$ :(
Can get them for like 5 bucks off Ebay, no shipping or anything
it cost dedede a solid blow in the dededick
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”
underrated comment lmao
Choosing to face Hard DK is not a sign of bravery, but of foolishness.
but turning learn off and having two level 50 amiibo fight eachother in 69 stock is a sign of being cultured
Hard DK should play money matches. That way he can fund his gambling habits.
10/10 continuity
eyyy. Just watched that last week
Have my like good sir
$1 entry, $200 pay
Man I love the Alpharad Cinematic Universe
Anybody: *is in the air for a split second*
Donkey Kong: "i'll take your entire stock"
Edit: I know like every living being says this, but thanks for all the likes
You win the entire comment section of this video holy shit
DK : *B-AIR*
This comment is the Donkey Kong Amiibo of the comment section
dont you mean...Stonk?
I'm bout ta end this man's whole career
I keep coming back to this video. WHAT TF WAS THAT MOVEMENT @5:02
2:26 The pichu is a person in my math class, absolute monster
“In the lore, Vincent died.”
Keeping the continuity. Perfect
100
He sucks at Mario Party,
But in Smash Bros?
Damn.
He got pissed at mario party and went to smash some fools
This is how he has all the money to gamble, since he never wins at gambling
CPU cs? Next Alpharad makes an Amiibo CS.^^
Got it to 420 likes, dont change it
@@hy9er213 its too late, but thank you for your service
Dk: *pets Pichu really really gently*
Thumbnail: This bad boi can fit so much cuteness into it
Brodacious Bro epic
Good Lord, that Amiibo got a part of the spirit of Sakurai himself in there.
I fear no man
But that thing
*Dk smiles at you*
IT SCARES ME
MR Powerful
*screaming loud enough to be heard in the vast area that is space*
One shudders to imagine what inhumane thoughts lie behind that smile...What dreams of chronic ans sustained cruelty.
Same here brother
Oh God Hard Amiibos are going to be the next big thing for smashtubers, isn't it?
I want hard lueeg
Bigg dicc
But it'll never be better than Hard DK, he's a problem in Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Mario Party and everything lmao
Pumpkin
Vinny did it with Link in Smash 4, "Edgelord"
5:07 Does anyone realize that he got him to 69.2 twice?!
Nice
Oof, nice.
Can we just mention that the f-smash on miloni did 100%
But it did
I just noticed that and HOLY SHIT
Ever since the gambling addiction hit him, he’s changed
I’m terrified
He hit rock bottom, then grabbed a shovel and kept digging. He is no longer mortal
This is the consequence of not letting DK get out of the casino
You should train a ganon amibo in the same way and then make them fight.
Make the smash equivalent of a Kaiju battle happen and see who will come out on top.
Jacob make his fsmash the equivalent to the hulk yeeted a 18 wheeler at you
Look out Smash Brothers, here comes Ganondorf!
"Let them fight"
This video is a masterpiece and I can’t stop coming back to watch it
the hard dk amiibo duology video is a masterpiece to this day
This is a great concept for a horror movie:
CAN YOU SURVIVE THE DONG?
Hard dk will give you nightmares
Dude Miloni really is an amazing player, I can’t believe he got that close to winning
Not knowing how to grab isn't a problem when half your move set breaks shield on its first hit... I theorise that not only does Hard DK not know how to grab, but his AI has specifically reserved the capacity to learn this technique in order to optimise more effective measures. He has perfectly synergised with his immeasurable strength creating what may simply be referred to as the "Smash *Ultimate".*
Bruh
"Mah mans just homie-stocked a fuckin' amiibo" is one of the best sentences I've ever heard.
Honestly I have never had more respect for a human being more then that K Rool, he knew he wasn’t gonna homie stock back but he did it anyway✊ 6:05
6:22
**Someone enters the ring**
DK : Ah shit, here we go again
No its the other way around.
*back air*
DK has reached maximum expansion now he must go even further beyond.
*Goku scream*
Ultra instinct Dong.
Are there any rules against enlisting an Amiibo into professional tournament?
Plus Ultra!!!1!!
E x p a n d D o n g
14:55 PoV: You've found the one true God among us all.
Havin fun rewatching "old" Alpharad videos.
Donkey Kong can defeat Thanos in Endgame if Doctor Strange open a portal for him.
Thanos: *goes against DK*
DK: Once I’m done, half of the smash community will still exist
The half that disappears is the Melee community
@Jake Stavinsky don’t be silly, melee isn’t part of the smash community
Mr. Kirbs, I don’t feel so good..
@@Godzilla-of8fq Mr. DeDeDe , i don't feel so *POYO*
Not likely. Did you see the coldness in his eyes? DK is out for blood and won't stop til the last of humanity is extinguished
DK fights the world and uses his Banana Slamma on everyone to declare his independence
He coconut cream pie'd on them.
If DK had a stand it’s be Banana Slamma and it’s power would be to coconut creampie on everyone
Stand User: Donkey Kong
Stand Name: [THE MONKEES]
He only told them they could slap it, once...
They broke that rule, now they’re going to break them.
He laughed in Thanos' face and said "Why stop at 50%?"
Imagine you're spectating a Smash tournament and out of the sudden, Alpharad walks onto the stage with a Donkey Kong amiibo.
"Vengeful deity wreaks havoc on pitiful humans for encasing his spirit in cheap plastic."
-2019 colorized
He is pure style
He is pure grace
This Kong will put you back in your place
He's the leader of the bunch
You know him well
He's finally back
To kick some tail
“This Kong will take you to a better place”
6:21 dk surprised time itself
1:12 That is a taunt to get bodied if I have ever seen one
Hard DK could either match up to Blood Falcon or be the new Blood Falcon.
Hard DK would put Blood Falcon in the ground
Hard DK would turn blood falcon into blood
Blood Falcon: "I just wanted to play falcon..."
I’ve never seen grown men scream about someone getting destroyed by a amiibo like this.....and I love it
*amiibo
@@trickytreyperfected1482 make your own comment
5:57 yooooooooo i actually faced this guy online today. I just faced the smartest man in the universe xD
4:57 that FSmash did over 90%
This Donkey Kong might be hard to defeat, but imagine if he had his trusty coconut gun, which can fire in spurts. It’s definitely gonna hurt when he shoots ya.
he shot my son
gu0nglai kangyi I’m so sorry.
O no
DK
DONKEY KONG
He managed to castrate me with the gun.
Wasn't even loaded.
Amiibo DK be like :
*Calculating dong...*
*The dong has expanded*
Exoanded?
Expanded*
Nothing to see here, have a good day
*E X O A N D E D*
@@xnplasma modification. *D O N E*
13:26 No one is gonna mention how Dk did 101%
5:40 " Meta Knights revenge"
Weird DKC music keeps playing*
My child, you found the power of *editing*
And now Alph has become death, the destroyer of worlds.
(Birth of Hard DK circa 2019 colorized)
I would like to acknowledge the fact that Joe and Travis have a picture of Steve Harvey's face taped to the wall
DK vs Za Warudo
Time Until Defeat: 5 seconds have passed.
1:08 is a cursed image.
Anybody: “Oh, DK is just a low tier character, I can beat him.”
hard DK: “Oh you poor, poor, summer child.”
hard DK: "Who decided that?"
I'm sorry little one
dk isnt low tier though
Perhaps but nobody has had their career intact to fight, The Hardest DK
iS ThAT a JoJo ReFeReNcE????
No one is a match for the power of Hard DK's Stand, [N o b o d y ' s H e r o]
It allows him to see into the future and ascend past reality
No there someone His name is Chrom
you know what's horrifying? Somebody, somewhere, can play DK as good as this.
14:58 My fellow gamers, the second coming is upon us. This face is a mere warning to the pain and suffering that we are about to endure.
Man I really want to see you try defeating him when he has level 99 Akuma with the demon style dojo and +30% custom balance.
You can try doing 7 people on 1 bot, let's see if it'd work
Hey that's a pretty good idea
There is a cap.. Would the Demon Style even affect his stats besides decreasing his defense further if his Power rating is already max?
ok, i wANT THIS VIDEO NOW
HOLY FUCK WHEN DID I GET 373 LIKES
@@Phanxify Well let me tell you that I did 185% with a single hit with Ryu using Akuma lvl. 99, custom balance +30%, fighter boost (because ryu and akuma are both from street fighter), type advantage (by using the weakest green spirit I had on my opponent) and Akuma had demon style dojo
It all stacks up
I would have done even more damage with a super mushroom :)
This video is secretly the start of the eventual Ultimate Level 50 Amiibo Tournament
I would love that
8:12 did the DK just do a sort of "wavedash" in smash ultimate?
2:43 Taunt to get bodied.
Please, please, PLEASE upload the full matches to Alpharad Plus. I would watch 10 hours of this!
dear goodness yes
We need the Little Mac amiibo that can deal 120% just by looking at them.
Cole Costie easily gimped but if he hits your dead
@@Benalldo "Dead" is an understatement
*DK hits one jab
Everyone on the couch: (frantically chanting and screaming)
6:34 Hard DK: BANANAAAAA SLAMMA!!
Hard DK: I fear no man
Hard DK: And even that thing
*Thanos*
Hard DK: Doesn't scare me
Nice tf2 reference
NairoMk scares hard dk
Thanos: I am inevitable
Hard DK: I am the leader of the bunch
OF BANANAS!!!
Oh... That wasn’t funny? I guess the joke just Slipped by you! Still not funny? Ok. I’ll split... Ok seriously this time I’ll stop.
You know me well
@@comicsans7523 I'm finally back
@@lucasknox9694 to kick some tail
@@lucasknox9694 to bring you hell
Okay but he literally described Choctopus' channel like that "Just sitting here watch my $13 toy destroy all my loyal fans"
How to beat Hard DK:
1: select a fire emblem character
2: learn Hard DK’s play style by watching this video
3: COUNTER EVERYTHING
Ah that's too bad, I play Robin
Bad joke and that was in smash 4
Alpharad if you see this so Hard DK vs pros and have ESAM, ZeRo, Nairo, MVD and others go against him
please this
Anyone: *Breathes*
D.K Amiibo: *You Dare Oppose Me Mortal?*
YES I DARE
i actualy want to fight him but i dont have the switch online
D.K Amiibo: *Does The Joker And Takes Your Heart From Your Chest*
How to beat Hard DK, bring my Bowser amiibo Hard Koopa, its king Kong vs Godzilla, who will be victorious.
I wanna see this now
Donkey Kong arrives all the same to win
@@davidwitos3989 well not really, since month ago when I joined some online arena against other dk amiibo, my Bowser amiibo just happen to beat them all three stock in less than 3 minutes
*This* is the Godzilla vs King Kong movie we need.
I think Hard DK would prove that statement.
I wanna see a lvl 50 amibo tournament
He is no longer simply “Hard Donkey Kong.”
He is _DEITY KONG_
_LORD OF DESTRUCTION_
>Homestuck PFP
So, you're here too huh?
GOD OF DESTRUCTION DK. EVEN BEERUS IS AFRAID
Hard DK: Destroyer of Worlds (and dreams)
@@hallowjupiter6305 And Speedwagon too
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My favorite part is when DK dunks Wario through his bike.
zcubeDbz hard dk: I don’t care for material things
*so I’ll just get rid of yours*
Hard do can evolve
Into a ultra instinct aka hard dk but he can Dodge a lot
11:10 Fiora: "Shulk! Get out of there!"
I respect your profile pic
Best smash player: nobody can beat me
Alphrad: are you sure?
Hard dk: try me