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🤣 BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Two golfing buddies, Jim and Bob, meet at the golf course... | Funny Jokes
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- BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - Two golfing buddies, Jim and Bob, meet at the golf course... | Funny Jokes
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👇 THE JOKE 👇
Two long-time golfing buddies, Jim and Bob, meet at the golf course one day...
Approaching Jim, Bob says, "Hey, let's try something different today. Let's play the ball where it lands, no matter what!"
They shake hands on it, grinning, both eager for a challenging and honest game.
On the 14th hole, Jim steps up to the tee and takes a mighty swing...
Unfortunately, he slices his drive, and the ball veers off wildly, eventually coming to rest on the cart path.
Jim walks over to his ball, surveying the difficult lie with a frown...
As he reaches down to pick up his ball to get relief, Bob calls out, "Wait a minute! We agreed we wouldn't move the ball !... "
"Remember? No matter what!"
Jim sighs and tries to explain, "But Bob, I’m entitled to this relief. It’s in the rules of golf... "
"I can't hit the ball off the cart path. It could damage my club."
Bob crosses his arms and shakes his head, "Rules or not, Jim, we agreed. No moving the ball, no matter what!"
Jim throws up his hands in disgust, but a deal is a deal...
He trudges back to the cart, grumbling under his breath, and grabs a club.
Bob watches him, amused and curious about how Jim will handle this situation...
As Jim stands near his ball, he takes a few practice swings.
Each time, his club scrapes the pavement, sending out showers of sparks...
Bob winces at the sound, imagining the damage to the club, but Jim is determined to play it as it lies.
Finally, Jim takes his shot.
The club hits the path again with a loud crack and sparks fly everywhere, but miraculously, the ball shoots straight towards the green...
Both men watch in awe as the ball lands softly and rolls to a stop just two inches from the cup.
Bob breaks into applause, "Great shot!" he exclaims, still amazed, "What club did you use?"
Jim looks back at Bob and replies...
"Your 7 iron!"
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As soon as he asked 'which club' I knew what the answer was. 😂😂😂
Just wait till the other guy ends up in the water
This was funny. I kinda thought that would be the punchline. I bet he had second thoughts on the rule he made now. Great voices😅⛳️
A young woman makes a phone call. She says, "Hello Mom." The voice says, "Hello darling, how are you? How is everything going?" The woman said, "Mom, everything is terrible. We are snowed in, our car won't start, the children are all sick, and are staying home from school. Plus that, I have 12 members of our church committee coming over for lunch, and I don't have anything to serve them." The mother said, "Don't worry Honey. I'm going to come over and help you. I'll go to the supermarket and get you some food. It's only a two hour ride on the subway. I'll have to walk 15 minutes from the train station to your house, in all of this ice and snow. I'll get some aspirin for the kids, and I'll cook some food for your church group. Don't worry, everything will be fine. Isn't that what a mother is for?" The woman said, "Thank you so much Mom." Then the mother said, "By the way, if your car won't start, how did Sam get to work?" The young woman said, "Sam? Who's Sam?" The mother said, "Your husband, Sam!" The young woman said, "My husband's name is Paul. Wait a minute, is this 555-234-2366?" The mother said, "No, this is 555-234-2365!" The young woman paused a moment and sadly asked, "Does that mean you're not coming?"
@glenn.
Whoops - you did it again 😂
Nice one, buddy 😁😁😁
Cute😂
Nothing handles like a rental car 🚗 😂
I'm not a golfer, but even I thought this was a good 'un!
The irony of it I have a steam iron but I would need a very long extension cord to use the steam to get the ball moved off the pavement 😮🖖🧓👍🏌️
@linda
Wetting myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I had a funny feeling that this was going to be the 👊line.
However......
That; technically speaking; is a breach of the Rules and 💯 against etiquette as well.
Either way - good joke @LOL.
Old golfers 🏌️♀️ never die. No. They just loose their balls ⛳️ !
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Haha 😂😂
5/10
Too long this joke . At the end of the joke I forgot how it began.
Oh, sorry. But thanks for watching! 😀
Dont get it!
Jim wasted Bob's club (not his own)... 😂
How did this get any thumbs up? It should be 10000 thumbs down.
The video has not gotten 10,000 views yet... 😋
Wonder if " JIM " will use his winnings to by " BOB " a new 7 iron ( bet not, A BET IS A BET!! after all) !!!!!! ANOTHER great joke!! 😮😮🤐😨😨😨😟😟😟😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!
Thanks Earl! 😀
I came here to hear a joke... not a long winded story. 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎