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Only a furry would believe in a khajiit dragonborn.

TULIAS: (points to Elisif) YOU PUT A PRICE ON HER HEAD ULFRIC: You’re just healing-potion chasing now. You’re unbelievable! You switch your emotions on and off.

Chad Alduin would never quote beta Dacuck Turd

Elfo Wars

Civil War debate settled forever

There are some very important factors Ulfric left out, or doesn't consider: 1. The nords aren't the Thu'um warriors they used to be when they achieved such feats. 2. Lore wise, redguards are far superior and combat than nords(Even without thuums and swordsinging), hence how they can maintain rule of Hammerfell. 3. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY- Altmer, High Elves, are the most magically potent player race in all Tamriel. If the Skyrim of this era is subdued by mere justiciers and their guards, what in Oblivion does he think is going to happen when Summerset sends their ACTUAL SOLDIERS???

My mans crashing out 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Someone's salty.

When Bethesda knows LoversLab exists

A high elf dragonborn would probably cause riots in the streets in some parts of skyrim

Nintendo Ninjas haha

This is really well made , felt like an actual convo with JS

I love how every now and then Alduin goes on a MAGA rant 😂

I thought it was when your gagging a loli 🤔

Somehow I know the entire Dovah language yet uses only 4 shouts, maybe you and Kakashi should talk because he knows over 1000 Jutsus yet only uses less than 10, crazy init.

Aldu-weiner got his ass handed to him even in Sovngarde!

There's gotta be some Alduin buff mod.

Pc gamers would be the thalmor lets be honest And we dont tolerate the thalmor

Fun fact: The illusion perk that makes your spells silent also works on shouts!

The Dovakiin likely used the herb Astrid had. It does make a busted ass poison

I feel his pain

Mfw my first playthrough, Roikl the Grateful, straight up got a Orcish Axe of Whiterun. But, it’s true. Why couldn’t the weapons of the holes have unique design with the Hold’s insignia on the weapon?

I damn near pissed myself

General Tullius is Molag Bal in human form sent to corrupt and conquer us all!

“It just works”

I could almost hear Uncle Ruckus going “well well well” - music and everything - as soon as the “Thief Stone?” part played

I absolutely love the Defeat the Dragon Cult mod. It buffs Alduin insanely based on how many Dragon Priests are still alive, you can ignore them for a real serious fight or you can systematically dismantle the remains of the Dragon Cult, and have a fight that is more similar to vanilla difficulty

Alduin is the General Grievous of Skyrim. Has one of the most badass character designs and frightening lore about him, yet is actually weak in canon.

Hi, what service did you use to make this AI voice please?

He has a point, his final boss fight is easy if you focus on only the main story, also he has the meteor shower in the first fight, also at the start of the game

Well done.

"That's all I've got for today... Go away now..." Oh wait, wrong channel! 😅

Khajiit call dragon "A really big cat" Now I can't get out of my head picture of Khajiit dovahkiin calling dragons "really big cats" and enraging them. OOOOOO. WAIT. Khajiit and Dovahkiin have both two adjacent i! There is connection somewhere...

Funny enough, since my level was in the 100s, Balgruuf gave me an ebony axe called “Axe of Whiterun”

He invaded the afterlife and started devouring souls, and it took 4 people plus the Dovahkiin to defeat him. And to make it even crazier it took an Elder Scroll to banish him. Crazy Right?

If fight was lore accurate, he would have been able to crack this mountain in half literally. And likely make canyon down to tectonic plate. It is said in-game and in-lore that all dragons hold back constantly, neat detail, since if they stopped, then things would go awry really, really quickly.

I feel like in terms of social criminality the Animals are the least worst ones. Except for the Moxes, all the other gangs have something messed up in one of the gigs

Nice, thought canonnically Johnny wouldn't have much of an idea of any of these gangs, since in the game he mentions himself he hasn't any knowledge of the events that transpired from when he was turned into an engram in 2023 .

By the time you fight him again in sovengarde, you're not fighting to save the world. You and three other people are jumping Alduin to take his lunch money

i guess me and this thrice-cursed dragon have something in common... WE BOTH HATE STEALTH ARCHERS

But I love gagging lolis

Imagine Nerevar reincarnating as just another clone of Dagoth Ur, mask and all, and arguing withthe original Dagoth Ur over who is the real deal

If Dagoth Ur is the dreamer, then alduin is the cat who likes to plant their ass on his face while he slumbers

What I also don't like is despite being full of choices, Bethesda never lets you become a villain or join one of the main villain factions, "Yeah, you can join the government sacntioned assasination group or the Sithis worshiping death cult, but we can't let you join the charismatic Sharmat or become the new World Eater"

Stealth archer is literally the most basic and boring build ever.

This is why I use modifications to buff Alduin's attacks and health to make him a better boss.

ALDUWEENIER! :D

Back when this game was first coming out I figured Alduin would look more like a god and not just another generic looking bad guy. Also, he should have used shouts more.

Nintendo Ninjas lol