ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
- Chinese Army (PLA) Military Ration
Type 09
Menu 10
Pork & Mushroom Chow Mein
For other great MRE Reviews check out:
No East Too Far: / noeasttoofar
Gundog4314: / gundog4314
Gschultz9: / gschultz9
If you'd like to contribute a little towards producing these videos, thanks in advance. Our Patreon link is below:
/ kiwidudemre
why do I gain so much satisfaction from watching MRE reviews
ik man same
I wanna Join US army so bad after watching those foods lmao 😂😂
+SAMSUNG SM900
don't join enlisted trust me become an officer go through rotc all you need is a bachelor's degree it can be anything (basket weaving) you will make triple the money in not exaggerating you will get way more respect not being treated like an inferior child you also will be doing planing and paper work not labor intensive work that ultimately destroys your body. trust me on this
Same here.. I somehow want one immediately.
he just makes it satisfying
The compressed biscuit could be used as a weapon to punch enemy's head when in emergency.
+卡门山迪亚戈 nicely though of the chinese government then :-P
greatings from germany
+Emiliano Zapata To be a cold blood hardcore soldier, you should be able to eat the food as solid as metal------that maybe the though of my government. Can't eat? back home
+卡门山迪亚戈 maybe armor too
+Michael Young Your digestive track will also have to digest food as solid as metal. Lol.
+卡门山迪亚戈 저도 한국인입니다ㅎㅅㅎ
Kiwi Dude, could you speed up some part? Like while taking MREs out of the big bag, could you cut that out? Please just quickly show each one of them with a quick explanation. I love your videos, but what really uninterests me is that there are really long pauses and unnecesary moments that should have been cut out.
Don't make these changes if you don't feel like it. It is just something I found that could help you improve. :D
Cheers for the feedback. I have been thinking about a format change to speed things up a little. You're the first person to frame it up constructively! Lol.
Thanks for reading my comment and actually taking it into account! :D (Has been noticed)
I think's it's a bad idea. My plaisure is to discover in the same time as you. I hate speed up editing... If you are hurry, just stop watching video on TH-cam and go do your thing don't you ?
People in the southern hemisphere naturally speak slower because of the different atmospheric pressure.
maybe just add some timestamps in the description so that people who want to skip a part can do so.
...and the war ended before dinner was ready.
HAAHAHHA I LAUGHED TO HARD
No the war started before dinners ready
Honestly MREs are better than what schools are serving the kids in them. In my opinion and apparently many others, i know there are exceptions like nicer and private schools but in general. Thats very sad that a survival MRE has more caloric content than school food and tastes better and is even often cheaper.
Cringe Content Funny, you can't even spell JROTC. I was in AFJROTC for all four years of highschool. I was also in all four drill teams we had, and was the lead of two of them, I'm currently in College AFJROTC, in which over summer we literally went to boot camp just to show us how it really is, or at least as much as they were able to show us, the sodium is a preservative, nothing more, and moreover, the macronutrients are more tuned for survival in a wilderness situation. Again, when school lunches are even worse for your body than a meal meant to last for years and tailored for you to be able to survive in the wilderness, and yet still has more and better macronutrients in it is still appalling.
School lunches aren't edible. MREs are actually edible.
School lunchs fucking suck I'd rather eat the same exact mre everyday for for years than that shit they call food. And the best part is mres have salt!
If only the government would update the food standard for schools.
Cringe Content oh that is fine, that's one thing, but i mean in an extreme, school lunches are not just worse than mres, they're worse than food served in prison. now THATS sad.
how did i get here
+I LIKE ARIANA GRANDE FIGHT ME lol im wondering the same thing
+I LIKE ARIANA GRANDE FIGHT ME lol im wondering the same thing
American Man ..............what
American Man I honestly don't!
+angry feminist that loves ariana grande- He is talking about 4chan
I can't stop watching these. It reminds me of Bob Ross on Joy of Painting for some reason...
ASMR
Sam is right. Just search asmr you won't regret it.
+Sam Heister If I wanted ASMR of a guy breathing heavily into the mic while he tries things I'd just skype call my fat boyfriend
the "Rock or Something" never fails to make me grin :)
The content is good but you should try to speed it up a bit I mean this video is 35 minutes just to review a pack
Yeah definitely.
And no Watchtime 😱😱😱
i thinks same fucking thing so slooow
Nah it looks pretty good
I tend to lose track of time watching these
i dont know how i get here, but i like this for some reason
Welcome to the channel!
me too , but i like the concept ..
hit like if you're high and lost on TH-cam
+Kiwi Dude man I haven't seen your videos in a while
Yeah me too
makes me wanna try some new rations now. this video was well worth the watch.
she looks so cute in her pink dress
Lorna M 'Looks to be a cheong sam :) .
***** LOL, hey, which MRE did you get that SPAM from...
+Voo Duu :D :D
Kiwi dude, and Steve 1989... Two of the best reviewers I've seen love to see you guys review anything! Keep up the entertainment guys!! 👍🏾
Cheers!
Kiwi Dude you are epic man no kidding
If steve replied he will said
*Nice*
Dude if you have an andorid phone you can download a goolge translator, and you can just point your phones camera at a chineese text and it will translate it in real time
Googel Transistor is a very nice translator! Aspecialy from Chinese to englisch!
+DerXanotosTypie Google Translate is terrible, this is coming from someone who speak fluent Chinese.
I didn't know that a phone could translate like that....
sometimes google translate doesn't work
+killerbox 04 nobody cares
The little girl at the end of the video is so adorable 萌萌的 : )
+Yoikre Lee Thank you.
小蘿莉
+Ren we have same last name
+Yoikre Lee 萌萌的
+Joe hexagon not, you want to say "萌萌哒" instead of "萌萌的", just to make it cuter.
If it was made in China does that mean the food is fake? ITS A JOKE. Im chinese too
lol
hahaha it probably is. everything made in China is fake
lol shit
ma le ge chou bi!
No really,most goods in the world are made in China.and there are a lot of genuine products from China
Everyone knows Instant Ramen is the best ration food :)
+Vortex Lol, but you need water, a heat source, a bowl and chop sticks or a fork... Unless you want to be cheap and just use the package as a bowl.
+John Sridaoduan be a man and eat it raw!
Vortex There's a reason why they put instructions... XD
+John Sridaoduan bruh... the bag cooks the noodles...
+Nimda well umm, i just need instant ramen in a bowl, and water, thats all lol
compared to the germany MRE, this meal offers so little... no wonder why germans are so big!
chopaface I'm pretty sure the German packs that he reviewed were 24 hour packs designed for soldiers who are out on really long missions so that's why it contained a lot more entrees and meals. This just looks like a pack designed for soldiers who are only going to be out in the field for only a couple hours
+chopaface its very simple to solve, just open another pack.
+Skip “Setmee” Nade the Chinese one doesn't look that different in the amount of food to the Australian 1 man ration packs that were supposed to last us 1 day. With all the sugar water and beverage powder I think the Chinese one is also for a day.
+jack m you only get given a set number of them per day, then only if resupply permits. If something goes wrong you can sometimes be shit out of luck.
+Skip “Setmee” Nade yeah lots of crap in it, plus two sets of fuel for the heating thing.
These videos are weirdly enjoyable.
+Milford Cubicle Glad you're enjoying them :-)
+Milford Cubicle Yes, indeed they are.
Do you even watch steve
or enjoyably weird.
LOL, I love the "Rock or something". Gave me a good chuckle xD
US military thinks their soldiers are so dumb they believe it has to be a rock if the instruction asked explicitly.
+Guoenyi srsly? naaaa dont buy it
+Guoenyi I've got a better idea. The military should supply the soldiers with rocks along with their MREs.😄
I think that's a Moon Cake
yes,it is
I read this in a cleavland voice
WELL YES
no no no noooo
Unablemonster 02
Congratulations.
09单兵自热食品 10香菇肉丝炒面
hi,I like your video and you videos are now very popular in China. ha~
Not gonna lie, this made me hungry.
Ikr it looks delicious!!!
+Viper Dagger Felt, idk why but these mre vids just look really good
+Iron Nuka yeah i don't know it must be the magic of seeing all these colorful strangely food like foods come out of these brown green olive drab packages that look like they should contain radioactive ammunition rather than what looks like adult lunchables
KvltKommando Lmao, great way to think of it! XD
+Viper Dagger, every ration makkes me so hungry.
It feels like I could live only eating MREs.
mmm, chinese lembas bread
this... lol
I thought the exact same thing!
Yeah, Mom isn't going to like comparing it to her cooking, lol.
Why MRE's are bomb
+YJ20 mres aren't all that bad actually. They taste way better then the stuff they feed you at school.
+Bleach Pls Weirdly enough, the food at places I learnt got progressively worse. Everything went downhill from the menu having to be very simple to suit everyone, it being changed so everything was healthy, and it went less from cooking it then and there into importing it and reheating it.
my highschool lunches were delicious, then again, we were a trade school so im sure that factored in, we had so many choices, the main lunch, then either salad, pizza or chicken wings instead (deciding on what day) and there was a seperate cold sandwich area as well
we also got hot soup as a side as well as a slice of cake (you had to pay extra for that) or a brownie
+Ashley Mc. Wow, that's great!
The ration you are testing is called 09单兵自热食品（literally 2009 Individual Soldier Self-heat Food). The good news is that the 2013 version is out now! One thing I would like to point out, the pilot biscuit comes with 7 flavor. And the 13单兵自热视食品( the 2013 version Chinese PLA ration) comes with 4 recipes! Tell your wife to buy it on TaoBao. 4 Packages of ration and all 7 flavor biscuit would only cost about 20 US Dollars.
+高泓 Thanks for the extra info. I'll ask the Wife to help me check it out.
我还在奇怪那个09到底是什么意思
+Seedique Bale 就是因为存在你这样的人，我对台湾的印象才会这么差。我不知道你从小受到的是什么教育，至少我所接受的教育告诉我，像你这样出口成脏是没家教的体现。
+YK F 这个数字xx的含义应该和xx式步枪的含义差不多。一般指研发/通过验收的年份。对外公布和实际装备一般至少要比数字上的年份晚1-2年。
+Seedique Bale 你把你的名字起作 赛德克 巴莱，真的是对这个词含义的侮辱。
your daughter is "the boss", right?
She sure is!
The way she likes the taste of the rations it makes me question the cooking ability of mom and dad ;)
have you actually ever tried one? they're pretty good tasting
i don't feel these rations suit for growing children...all bags of chemical.
But this is safe , without chemical . I can totally read the. They haven't chemical. You know, all for army. But I think it's not good for children. It's too spicy.
Before I read the comments, that's an interesting video and really thanks for your tasting our MRE, LOL. Even I never try these before, though it is easy to get them from the online shop.
And, after I read the comments, these funny and strange guys never try to receive educated and then post their shit words on the internet. What a shame, their comments.
Well, they have bias on China. So no matter what video is, if it's about China. they'll say dirty words or something bad, just take it easy, brother. The world only respect stronger, They'll respect China one day.
my mouth has completely watered watching this
I was expecting it to be crap, but that was a good Chinese ration. Cant go wrong with noodles!
just your mouth??
I'm not fond of wonder meat wrapped in a wet noodle
+cmkk 123 comment sections are SOMETHING to behold
I'm trying to Eat Random Shit after this video
Wow it all looks really good! Especially those noodles! And be thankful for a kid that is not picky at all!
That's actually more of a moon cake than a scone
P.S. I agree with the Ozzy & New Zealand pronunciation :P
I'm from the uk (nothern ireland) and I say the kiwi and ozzy pronunciation
+Conan Devlin so am I. Great country
a moon cake is pretty much a scone. just usually nastier. except the star bucks 月饼those are good.
wuren moon cake
Im crazy obsessed with these types of videos lol.
Debra Yorke i'm obsessed with the packaging of these mres
+Smart Fuq I thought I was the only one
Feel hungry now
Having worked for a Chinese state owned company for 10+ years and eaten all kinds of interesting things, my guess is the 'scone' is a moon cake of sorts and the 'sausage' is probably a kind of jerky that did not need to be heated. Great job on this!
a697ag Thanks. The scone did taste like a moon cake. I'm not a big moon cake fan (much to the dismay of my Chinese Wife!),
Your little girl is prepared for battlefield food. Wait until the Black lotus sleeper training kicks in and the war begins.
Mojo Jojo Lol! Absolutely.
Is it weird that MRE Un-packaging videos make me hungry than normal cooking videos?
Noose nope, same here
Use to travel by plane a bit those days, and i have to say this MRE seems better to me to whatever food airline companies are feeding us
I get hungry every time I watch your videos. Really wanna try an mre now.
ian searth I really like them (I've eaten them ever since I was a kid with my dad). Most people hate it. LOL I like it though.
Better than Mom's cooking! 100% Crystal Approved grub! Cheers
Like, you have new subscriber
Welcome to the channel!
+Kiwi Dude im your new subscriber
Rock or something
video starts at 24:00 ........
your daughter is so adorable 😊 I really love that she doesn't seem very picky at all! good job mama and papa! I have always believed one of the best things you can do for your kids is make them try new things and to not let them be picky about food. never know when you might need to eat something different for your survival
Yes she's a sweetheart for sure likes her mre
waht do you think of thiis: Yummy, yummy , yummy XD
I don't think that's a scone, I'm pretty sure that's a moon cake
It says 烤饼 though, but it really resembles a moon cake. MREs have some nonsense items, too.
It's called a 月饼（moon cake)
+ Julius M it's just a piece of boring shitty cake like thing. That's why Commie soldiers are stinking PLA.
身为中国人 我也想吐槽为什么是勺子吃面……
"You're Chinese so you shoud like it." XD
She is an Asian ? Or mix
+Renzhi Wang Half Chinese
For some reason I thought that hardtack was a bar of soap
Congrats on raising a boss who eats ~anything. Uncommon from what I've seen.
Now me hungry
Just ate instant noodle because of this video
She's beautiful and adorable.
who?
+Kennan Fradansyah Obviously his daughter. There's no other female in that video. Pfft...
His Mum.
Lol
+Mohammad Fairos sorry, I didnt watch till finished
Da Hong Pao is kind of expensiven and really good teast tea in China. We usually use it to welcome honourable guest
+mark piao I feel honoured then. My Wife's parents always seem to bring wine, perhaps I should be hinting at tea.
+hkassasin lel! internet racist alert here!
+ㅁㄴㅇㄹ the comment so random and overblown, lolwut
+Kiwi Dude why exactly did your wife not want The Boss to not try the tea exactly? and was it followed up with a slap to the head? LOL
Cutest daughter of the year award (coming from a father of a 9 year old) :) loved how she kind of just chowed down on everything and improvised. Especially those vegetables lol was not expecting a yummy from most of those things. Wish mine was as open to new food lol
Cheers!
I love watching these videos I think they are so interesting id love to get my hands on an mre
+Sydney Humphrey I highly recommend giving one a try.
+Kiwi Dude where is the best place to get them ?
+Sydney Humphrey try amazon for us surplus mres
+Sydney Humphrey most of them are damn good.. you can buy them online and don't have to worry about shipping time... these things last a long long time
The purpose of the hole at the top of the outer bag is twofold, firstly to allow the bag to compress during storage without keeping air inside, and secondly for high altitude use where air contained in such a bag would expand due to the pressure difference and potentially burst the bag causing a bit of a mess.
I guess if a little girl can eat it, it can't be that bad xD
Asians can eat anything.
HEY WHAT U SAYING AISANS
***** i thought asians ate dogs
+InterloperS91 I'm Korean and that's only some Chinese that eat dogs and cats
Yeah but Koreans do make the best dog stews. I give you that.
Nice review dude, your little angel highlights the review and bring it to the next level. Love it! Cheers :)
Thank you. Glad you're enjoying the videos.
i dont understand why people downvote this video... i would give 2 thumbs / likes if i could
If you put the speed at x1.5 it's perfect
"yummmehhhhhh"
"yummmehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"yummmehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
your girl is a pokemon lol
Sorry for being noob, but what really amaze me is the HEAT PACK triggered with water ... wow! How cool is that. Cool video mate. *Cheers*
That kid is cute as a button.
I KNOW it's a Kiwidude video, not by the lil golden kiwi bird in the upper right corner, but by the ominous black burnt square on the cutting board! lol love the videos man, keep up the awesome!
u have a relaxed voice, I like that alot. subbed
Welcome to the channel!
Damn son where'd you find this?
Josh g right next to the weed
Ahhh you clever bugger. Vine is life.
Leekee-Duh-Boo I don't vine but thanks. I got it from Montage Parodies.
I don't know why I find these videos so interesting! I just ordered me an American MRE just now too, I figured I would start with that because I am 'murican
Squirmy Whale Awesome! Let me know what you think of it.
It was spaghetti. It was a little old, but I don't think that really matters with these things.The taste was a bit off from homemade spaghetti but it wasn't that bad! Definitely surprised me, I plan on getting another one, just to see what i get.
Squirmy Whale Great to hear it was a good first experience. Check out a French 24hr RCIR. You won't be disappointed :-)
I bet a north korean mre has 1 pea in it.
2 peas and 1 drop of tea*
real vegetables doesnt sound right
3 dried peas a drop of tea and a grain of sugar*
Yikes
𝐵𝒶𝓀𝒶 𝒪𝓅𝓅𝒶𝒾 No that's a feast not a ration
For the record, that "Storable Scone" looks suspiciously like a Chinese moon cake, or perhaps a simplified MRE variation that got lost in translation.
Okay, I admit. I was interested in seeing MREs from around the world, but I didn't even think about subscribing. Then I saw the rock. That was what got me.
Lol.. Welcome to the channel :-)
the channel got me with the rock or something
+Jim Profit false, the MREs I've had have had anything from bow tie pasta to beef stroganoff
I wish I was like your daughter at that age. I was a very picky eater, nearly any new kind of food or drink I tried I had a difficult time with. These days not so much, I love trying different foods from all walks of life. Really cool video, I'm learning allot about these MRE's.
Ima Sub... :D
Welcome to the channel!
:D
Still looks better than school lunches
+Kiwi Dude my goodness your daughter is adorable lmfao.. her response to "is it as good as mommies cooking" lol.. got me in stitches lol.
Thats cute. She puts the peaches on the biscuit lol
Yeah, smart move. Kids are unhindered like that.
That's what I would have done... but then again, I've eaten MREs. ;)
+ironwolfF1 your picture is scaring me...😶
+Zoey_ Lynn_ lel
+ironwolfF1 is your icon the guy from disturbed?
I wish my kids ate like the boss lady. They're so picky it infuriates me.
Cjim77 Her big brother is a picky eater, so I know your pain ;-)
She has a big brother :O
Kai O'conner Yep, 7 years old. No interest in rations or being in videos, although you can see him in the final instalment of 'the flying MRE project' video.
Subscribed at "Rock or Something"! :D
nAimless kA
I believe that's a moon cake not a scone
Bruh you're supposed to put the peach sugary stuff on top the hardtack like a spread
woohoo new video!
Well, I have to say, it seems that everything is yummy for your daughter.
卢昀 Not everything, but she is very adventurous with her food.
Kiwi Dude That sounds great. The chow mein looks pretty nice, and it didn't even need a microwave to warm it up. Is the chow mein had been fully warm?
卢昀 The flameless ration heater did an okay job of heating through the Chow Mein, but like most things heated in an FRH - it could always be hotter ;-)
The best part of watching your vids is the part with your daughter. She is the cutest!!! Cheers mate, and thanks for your diligent postings.
I wonder if different menus are corresponding to different cooking genres (since people from different province have very different food favors), and that's the reason why there's so many menus.
Also, this is actually the first time I see what's inside these Chinese MREs, because even in the military museum in Beijing, they only show the package, but not what's inside (not even the pictures).
I knew the boss would love it! She is adorable! Give her a hug for me! Thank you kiwi dude!
Ok now try a Haggis MRE lol
+Aaron Manderscheid eww
Try the US tuna casserole - very nasty.
You're a brave man for eating that. Those egg rolls had me tripping out.
Oh my god, the little girl at the end is so friggin cute
I can not stop watching this guys videos I Love them! btw its 9:20 and I've been looking at his videos for like 5 hours now
The little girl is absolutely wonderful! An awesome addition to the videos. You know children.. they'll tell you how it REALLY tastes!
the bricks locked like the rations from the 7th starwars movie
You mean Star Wars : The Hunger Games Of Twilight Awakens.
what? haha explain how twilight is in Starwars : The Force Awakens
***** The new Star Wars was just a sack of cliches, just like The Hunger Games and Twilight.
aren't all movies like that nowadays? for example the shit "ghostbusters" reboot movie
***** So true, I wish someone would come up with a new idea.
Am I the only one who thinks this kind of stuff looks yummy? x3
CerealKiller yeah I could live on this stuff. nicely portioned and it has more variety than what I normally eat ._.
CerealKiller x3
My wife "was" chinese? What is she now?
Guy Wantha maybe she turned into an American? 😂
She's been white-washed.
CerealKiller 😂😂😂
Let’s get this out on a tray.......Nice!
I can taste the lead poisoning already.
im subbing...😄
Welcome to the channel!
Kiwi Dude this is so satisfying for some reason I don't know why
Victoria Laurico
+Kiwi Dude Where do you get these?
the chinese and Japanese dont steep their tea for very long,just thought you should know that. usually five or eight minutes,they would reuse the tea bag several times.
That is quite interesting. So would they just dry out the bag and use it again to be conservative or just because of short supplies?
+Chris S. Maybe it just means that one teabag could be used multiple times at a single time
I'm a Chinese and I never heard of that :D no offense who told u that plz? I living in UK and seems people here drinking tea in same style as we do
no offense but*
can confirm. tea bags are cheap now so it lost the "saving" meaning. but yes it is done with a mindset not to waste.
KIWI DUDE WHERE ARE YOU??? WE MISS YOU SO VERY MUCH!!! Please bro, give us a little update video, let us know how you are doing, and the boss, im sure she's getting big. It's been years man, I am praying for the day I get that notification popping up. You know what, find you the Pizza MRE, would be the best comeback video.
Doubles as yet another ASMR video.
Children are the best because they are objective and always tell the truth
By the name Kiwi Dude, i'm assuming you are from New Zealand
Yep :-)
+Kiwi Dude also with your accent :-)
+Kiwi Dude can you get me one of those bags
+jay 1 you can only get it by going to the China army
order it from amazon
Your voice is very relaxing. Subscribed!
Welcome to the channel!
+Kiwi Dude are you British or Australian ?
+Austin D he's a New Zealander
I thumbs up because of the Rock ...
I think, with this type of MRE, the main meal is supposed to be placed on the FRH, not in the pouch(because of the white residue). But I may be wrong.
Anyways; awesome video