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  • @VictorMontel
    @VictorMontel หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    I'm convinced Reece's hamstrings are actually just 2 pieces of ham held together by some strings

    • @Julian-pw5mv
      @Julian-pw5mv หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      The fact you think they're being held together at all seems generous to me.

  • @Billiamwoods
    @Billiamwoods หลายเดือนก่อน +207

    I actually just ran into the crazy stat that Reece James and Pedri have as many games played (112) for their current clubs as each other. You know, ruined by Barca, legs destroyed, three full years younger Pedri. That really puts into perspective how unavailable James has been

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Joao Felix played more games than that for Atletico 🤣

    • @MotswanaTota-012
      @MotswanaTota-012 หลายเดือนก่อน

      although i agree that the pedri injury record isn't great, didn't james start playing for chelsea a season or two earlier?

    • @AlexVenthem
      @AlexVenthem หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Pedri did play 70 games in a season, though.

    • @Thomas-dj4zs
      @Thomas-dj4zs หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AlexVenthem some of those games were for Spain

    • @drex5160
      @drex5160 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Pedri was overused by the national team in his breakout season too (busy season followed by Euros & also the Olympics). Lamine Yamal was well advised to skip the Olympics this year.
      Reece unfortunately had too heavy a build to be playing as a wing-back.

  • @EmmanuelBernard-c9c
    @EmmanuelBernard-c9c หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    This is what old Zealand must've looked like

    • @jarmoliebrand2005
      @jarmoliebrand2005 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      In case you don’t know, ‘old Zealand’ is the Dutch province ‘Zeeland’.

    • @Darilon12
      @Darilon12 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@EmmanuelBernard-c9c it's THE old Zealand for you, young man!

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx หลายเดือนก่อน

      His beard is still red though

    • @MexicanGan-Q
      @MexicanGan-Q หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I am from New Zealand and can confirm this is what we used to look like

    • @RaulEdu33
      @RaulEdu33 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Zinedine Zealand 😂

  • @youhavebeenseenbyangel6352
    @youhavebeenseenbyangel6352 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Zelandism is quickly becoming my favorite TH-cam channel, honestly enjoying the IRL content more than the FM videos

    • @magikman1337
      @magikman1337 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      The FM videos? That's Zealand, he's a different guy, easy mixup to make

    • @hremostypas
      @hremostypas หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      whats fm

    • @csolivais1979
      @csolivais1979 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@hremostypas ok, I'm going to be that guy, even though I'm almost positive you are joking. But on the off chance you don't know, FM is Football Manager.

    • @shen.daniel
      @shen.daniel หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@hremostypas it's an element found on the periodic chart. In case you don't know, Zealand is a chemist

    • @northernnews1078
      @northernnews1078 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And Zealandronium is the element he discovered

  • @iliasVoolgaris
    @iliasVoolgaris หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    "reece james is a memory" is a hard af line

  • @corveau1478
    @corveau1478 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Lonzo Ball situation, his dad's a coach, training plus games at young ages means his body is basically 35 moving with the intensity of a 25 year old.

    • @ibrahimchowdhury9779
      @ibrahimchowdhury9779 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      bros hamstring is made of string cheese

    • @Billiamwoods
      @Billiamwoods หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@ibrahimchowdhury9779 Mmmmmm ham and cheese

    • @JimmyWashingtonII
      @JimmyWashingtonII หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Footballers rarely play 2 games a day. Zo played 4 games a day

    • @youhavebeenseenbyangel6352
      @youhavebeenseenbyangel6352 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JimmyWashingtonII I think you mean a week 😭

    • @miisports6147
      @miisports6147 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@youhavebeenseenbyangel6352 no thats what happened in youth basketball in the US it’s not good at all for US basketball development

  • @KT-ki6gz
    @KT-ki6gz หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I suggest we give young marathon runner Zealand's healthy hamstrings to Reece James 😊

  • @matthewivancic4311
    @matthewivancic4311 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    When Jose Mourinho said “where he plays, when he plays, if he plays” in his football eritage speech, he didn’t know it at the time, but he was talking about Reese James

  • @klicclak
    @klicclak หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I remember a doctor talking about Jozy Altidore having similar issues. He said hamstring injuries can never fully recover to what they were prior. Every injury lowers the threshold the muscle can sustain so it becomes easier to reinjure with every injury. Therefore Reece's hamstring can only sustain like 60% the athletic strain and rigorous activity it once could

  • @scouse_roar
    @scouse_roar หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Beard looks great.

  • @jquestdc
    @jquestdc หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    James is a THICK boi. Saw him play at FedEx field where the Commanders play - the dude could literally play running back

    • @donovandrayton2233
      @donovandrayton2233 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Jahmyr Gibbs is the same weight as him and around the same height and he's one of the best RBs in the league.

    • @RubbaDuckie32
      @RubbaDuckie32 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@donovandrayton2233 Is he also injury prone?

    • @donovandrayton2233
      @donovandrayton2233 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RubbaDuckie32 Thankfully he's been largely healthy. He only missed two games last year against the Panthers and Buccaneers and we won both. He's well-preserved since he's used in a 50-50 rotation with David Montgomery.

  • @mikeplaysthings
    @mikeplaysthings หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm convinced that his hamstrings now just suffer with Reece James.

  • @robbiestrong6398
    @robbiestrong6398 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Reece James is the best RB on his day… but it has not been his day for three years

  • @_surreal99
    @_surreal99 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    another young, talented english footballer made of glass.

    • @redfox7497
      @redfox7497 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Daniel stuidge, Adam lallana, dele alli

    • @mrboast2826
      @mrboast2826 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@ip2always-wins Jack wilshere, Owen Hargreaves I guess

    • @NJTRAF
      @NJTRAF หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠@@mrboast2826still it’s not as many as people make out, out of the thousands every year who are playing.
      Also, Jack Wilshere is an unfair one, he suffered a broken ankle that kept him out for a while because it wasn’t healing right, then a broken leg, then another break this time his foot, and another broken leg … a lot of his muscular injuries all stemmed from the original ankle break not healing properly so that one I find a bit unfair.
      Owen Hargreaves suffered from Patellar Tendonitis his whole career, basically fuck all you can do about that either 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @mezykin
      @mezykin หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jack Wilshere except he's a RB

    • @CTOTHER
      @CTOTHER หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s really not just an English thing lol. Stop with the clickbaiting false narratives.

  • @Quan367
    @Quan367 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:30 that’s what flick is doing with Pedri. Pedri always get subbed out at the 70 mins mark or so.

  • @amarezzedine
    @amarezzedine หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Beard looks great dude

  • @domiiinik4320
    @domiiinik4320 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Both Chilwell and James went from winning Champions League and being one of the best duos of right/left defenders in the world in 2021 to being basically wrecks that are closer to being out of the club (Ben) or never playing football at satisfying level again (Reece), it's terrible

  • @IndiBrony
    @IndiBrony หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Beardland is OP. Keep the beard. Abandon the hair!

  • @fatsparr0w525
    @fatsparr0w525 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    beard + marathon best combination

  • @creepinasicrawl
    @creepinasicrawl หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dude is made of the finest of Brazilian glass

  • @BlearyLine7
    @BlearyLine7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    As a Chelsea fan, this just sucks. I feel so sorry for the bloke, he's one of the best in the world when he's fit, he seems like a decent bloke, and he's unable to do what he's best at through no real fault of his own.
    I will say that Maresca has been public about wanting to protect Reece, and saying that he's not going to be getting the minutes he probably wants to. Plus with Maresca's affinity for Malo Gusto, I don't think he's forcing James to be fit before he's ready, I think the manager is just fine with Gusto at right back. I think it's just a really bad injury that isn't healing right, those happen sometimes it sucks.
    What does piss me off is a lot of the fan reaction, every YT thumbnail or post being 'IS REECE JAMES COOKED?1?!' and jumping to us selling him. Like fuck off, he's our boy, he's Chelsea through and through, I want him to recover, I never want to see him in another club's shirt. I want Reece James to retire as a Chelsea player - whenever that is - that's up to him and the doctors. But James is still one of the best when he's fit, we're probably not gonna buy a better right back. We've got Gusto as a backup, Josh Acheampong as a hot prospect, there's no reason to fasttrack replacing Reece James when we have depth in the position, and we're not going to find a upgrade on him. Reece James playing 10 games a season is better than a team that has him playing 0 games a season. Now I think we should do our absolute best to give him all the time to recover, but I really don't like how eager fans seemed to push him out the door when he's an original. I didn't like when the club forced Gallagher out, I don't want another homegrown player gone too. We've got stupid amounts of money, and often spend it stupidly, we can afford to keep James around, even if he's not playing a lot of games.

  • @Darilon12
    @Darilon12 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Beard? I thought it was Nutella.

  • @miloherdale1711
    @miloherdale1711 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The beard looks good Zeadaddy

  • @drex5160
    @drex5160 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It was actually the season before last, Chelsea were gonna finish 12th anyway, so there was time for a half-fit Reece to take the end of the season off, have his surgery and take the summer break & start of the next season off. Maybe come back the end of the following season & slowly get phased into the team. But they didnt & he got injured the beginning of last season and was out until this season again (might have exacerbated his injury).
    He needs a better medical team than the one at Chels & maybe even some Conte-style Lukaku training to get a bit leaner.

  • @n_other_1604
    @n_other_1604 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm mean Reece James only needs 1 more game to have more games then Abou Diaby had in his whole career & he is only 25.

  • @theemotionalremix
    @theemotionalremix หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    You think that's crazy? Joel Embiid just got injured AGAIN! He's already missed the first month of the season, came back a few games and now he's suddenly out again. That's just abnormal.

    • @milagomez55
      @milagomez55 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      You think thats crazy leonard missed the season opener for like the third year in a row and still hasnt played

    • @salamandress
      @salamandress หลายเดือนก่อน

      NBA players are scammers, liars and fakes. They rest because they don't feel like playing. Joke of a sport filled with overpaid, bitchmade athletes

    • @salamandress
      @salamandress หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      NBA players are the most overpaid, softest, least professional athletes in pro sports. They'll sit out because they feel like it, not for injury.

    • @hyejutrap
      @hyejutrap หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@salamandressshut up mann

    • @theemotionalremix
      @theemotionalremix หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@salamandress and it's largely due to the fact that NBA players are difficult to replace. There's not a lot of people in the world who are tall and good at basketball, lol.

  • @mrbigbrain236
    @mrbigbrain236 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Forgetting to shave ❌
    Growing out your beard ✅

  • @FutureJoker
    @FutureJoker หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A lot of people have started watching football over the last 3/4 years and haven’t seen Reece James or Tyrell Malacia play at all

  • @rinnterra
    @rinnterra หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    chelsea fan here, completely agree with you. he needs to do whatever might get his career on track and, if he cant be the reliable backbone of this team that we need him to be, we need to have some conversations about planning without him.

  • @masonmount17
    @masonmount17 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'Orange juice out of a rock' nice, I see what you did there Z

  • @ollieduracell
    @ollieduracell หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The modern day Darren Anderton

  • @Nox_Desiree
    @Nox_Desiree หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This sucks, both as a Chelsea fan and as someone who also has injury issues in football all the time.
    I literally get called sunday league Reece James because I play on the wings, usually as a wingback and I support Chelsea 😭🙏🏾
    He's basically been my favourite playet for awhile now and I just want him back and playing even if that does mean he's sidelined for a bit longer to make 100% sure he's actually ready because I'd hate for him to keep coming back and eventually get too injured to continue.

  • @vibes3652
    @vibes3652 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Luke Shaw & Reece James are twins separated at birth

  • @pheonixblue9434
    @pheonixblue9434 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I feel like it similar to Kawahi where for some players their body just isnt bulit for high level sports and its really sad to see such a talented player like James or Kawahi just repetedly be unable to stay fit for a prolonged length of time cause James is prob like a top 5 RB when he is actually with which is a miracle now a days

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    (insert joke about forehead/marathon here)

    • @Darilon12
      @Darilon12 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He could run a marathon across his forehead. But he doesn't run. Like that?

  • @mezykin
    @mezykin หลายเดือนก่อน

    The man's body breaks faster than an episode of Superjail

  • @HonestTom1892
    @HonestTom1892 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Reminds me of Ledley King.

    • @DontAttme
      @DontAttme หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nah thats more of a Fati situation, playing through the injury and refusing treatment for whatever reason. James is just brittle.

  • @SongofIceandTea
    @SongofIceandTea หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude could be the new Walcott, amazing talent, destroyed by injury

  • @slam10ks
    @slam10ks หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The sad thing is, the club is not even rushing him back. It is depressing to be a Chelsea fan. That's why it's time Zealand. Time to support Chelsea so us sad blokes do not feel so alone.

  • @m5moatz
    @m5moatz หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like the beard. Looks good.

  • @chandlerking2260
    @chandlerking2260 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Classic thanksgiving beard

  • @dan4o666
    @dan4o666 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The thing is that he is taking the extra time off and very very slowly coming into the team, but he still gets injured. I really hope he can get through all the setbacks and come out stronger. 🙏

  • @amanshukla6122
    @amanshukla6122 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reece James 🤝 Luke Shaw and Tyrell Malacia
    Injured for so long that them being available is their biggest asset

  • @darren5777
    @darren5777 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Luke Shaw entered the room

  • @aut0roboto
    @aut0roboto หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    It’s possible because they believed in the power of friendship.

    • @wik7or214
      @wik7or214 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @MrMonkeyhanger
    @MrMonkeyhanger หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like it, balances out the forehead

  • @NJTRAF
    @NJTRAF หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The problem is the kind of player he is, he is an “explosive” athletic player, and the second their hamstrings go once they’re pretty much fucked from that point onwards.
    Michael Owen was the same, prior to 1999 he was an absolute phenom! Then in a game against Leeds he tore his hamstring and from that point on was never the same again. Still unbelievable, still scored a lot of goals, but not the same as before, not as explosive as before, and with him I saw an interview where he said it ran in his family and that his dad who had played Semi-Pro I think had suffered with hamstring problems. In one leg he had 3 tendons functioning normally and in the other he only had 2, then after rupturing his hamstring it reattached itself incorrectly and caused further problems.
    I would not be surprised at all if Reece James is having similar issues, and given how a lot of his game is built around his pace and athleticism he either needs to adapt how he plays or he is basically fucked

  • @phlegmkessel4841
    @phlegmkessel4841 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Zealandism needs to keep the beard.

  • @Dan-oy6om
    @Dan-oy6om หลายเดือนก่อน

    Beard is dangerously good

  • @Goozero1
    @Goozero1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Let the beard grow Raul Meireles style

  • @prabhvirlakhan9134
    @prabhvirlakhan9134 หลายเดือนก่อน

    INDIANA MENTIONED RAHHHHH

  • @fngmember7222
    @fngmember7222 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Loving the beard!

  • @PiastTorun
    @PiastTorun หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fm wizard has spoken, to bad he cant conjure himself up a full head of hair. 😮

  • @jdsam93
    @jdsam93 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I had really hoped that thats it for James' Hamstrings for a good while. But it only lasted a month...

  • @veldrensavoth7119
    @veldrensavoth7119 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:05 do more but kicks, dynamic stretching calf raises

  • @thegreatershowaiter2522
    @thegreatershowaiter2522 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bread looks great

  • @guyseabrook
    @guyseabrook หลายเดือนก่อน

    Feeling the extra beardage, yeah 👌🏻

  • @mikeavina168
    @mikeavina168 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes to the beard

  • @rosellie_
    @rosellie_ หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    The problem is Chelsea is using the physio that works on Gio Reyna at Dortmund instead of the one that works on Luis Suarez in Miami.
    Also the beard looks good, keep it

    • @everyone1liesd459
      @everyone1liesd459 หลายเดือนก่อน

      We hired 3 of the guys that work with that acl doctor Pep loves
      Everyone else has less injuries Lavia is constantly playing
      The issue is just Reece
      Football isn't for him his muscle or hamstring is just gone

  • @davidwikeley
    @davidwikeley หลายเดือนก่อน

    In a few years time when there’s Twitter threads about what went wrong for Zealand, bookmark this moment. It was the beard 😂

  • @ilekomplikacji
    @ilekomplikacji หลายเดือนก่อน

    yeahh at this point we are kind of in peace with this.. he had one of his previous rehabs efff'ed up and the muscle is acting up very easily now..

  • @lfchemimjr
    @lfchemimjr หลายเดือนก่อน

    Zealandism saying for Chelsea to just don't play Reece James just after Zealand dropped the FM training hack. Absolute scenes

  • @quantic7239
    @quantic7239 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Z I love the beard man!

  • @maximilianskye
    @maximilianskye หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think every man should grow their beard as much as possible at least once in their life

  • @usf1250
    @usf1250 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A lot of this muscle injuries happen more often to people that have single % body fat and never stretch properly

  • @govb123
    @govb123 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dream English hospital backline
    Shaw-King-Woodgate-James

  • @JayYoonSH
    @JayYoonSH หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a Tottenham fan, I feel the same way about Richarlison. That boy looks like a street thug, but has a body made of brittle glass

  • @abelreyes9150
    @abelreyes9150 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Here before anyone mentions the horse metaphor.

  • @beldinlov13
    @beldinlov13 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Beard looks fantastic on you man, keep it if you want

  • @waveringvermin2102
    @waveringvermin2102 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brother is converting hairline to beard hair

  • @d4v1do
    @d4v1do หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kawhi Leonard of Football

  • @joebentley2803
    @joebentley2803 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Beard looks good!

  • @Nohandlezzzzz
    @Nohandlezzzzz หลายเดือนก่อน

    He could get hurt going on a stroll

  • @dsek0279
    @dsek0279 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reminds me of Abou Diaby at Arsenal. Legs made of wet tissue paper

  • @AdThe1st
    @AdThe1st หลายเดือนก่อน

    Its so sad because on his day he's potentially the best full back in the world

  • @Richard-V
    @Richard-V หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude needs a new lab grown hamstring at this point.

  • @nabri-nfg3262
    @nabri-nfg3262 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Winters here zea, grow the beard out

  • @matreimer
    @matreimer หลายเดือนก่อน

    Beard looks awesome

  • @Othraerir
    @Othraerir หลายเดือนก่อน

    might be his running style

  • @Only-Funz
    @Only-Funz หลายเดือนก่อน

    the beard is a W

  • @Shahorable
    @Shahorable หลายเดือนก่อน

    I think the beard really suits you.

  • @copious983
    @copious983 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A yes from me on the beard, go ZZ top. I challenge you to get the beard as big as your forehead

  • @gugga2745
    @gugga2745 หลายเดือนก่อน

    when Steph Curry was young he had A TON of ankle injuries. his ankles were so bad the doctors of the Bucks shut down a potential trade. he kept trying to play through them but then eventually he had one that he had to shut down for a while from. 3 seasons later he was an mvp and a champion. its always been insane to me how steph curry seemingly got over his ankle injuries but look at how those were handled compared to every other injury in basketball and football, it amazes me more teams dont just give up a year and let time heal

    • @DontAttme
      @DontAttme หลายเดือนก่อน

      On the flipside, D. Rose never even looked like the same person for the rest of his career.

  • @icous1
    @icous1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good beard bruv

  • @stephendenis3855
    @stephendenis3855 หลายเดือนก่อน

    great beard z

  • @EvanSaltare
    @EvanSaltare หลายเดือนก่อน

    That beard is gonna get itchy. It already looks itchy. That beard is most definitely driving you nuts.

  • @mikesimon1867
    @mikesimon1867 หลายเดือนก่อน

    beard looks lush and perky and bootiful king zealand

  • @aratakeneikawa6589
    @aratakeneikawa6589 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The beard is good

  • @DeeEditor1
    @DeeEditor1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Beard takes you from a 3 to a solid 6.5-7

  • @RAGNAR-3-3
    @RAGNAR-3-3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    beard looks good Z

  • @paulordbm
    @paulordbm หลายเดือนก่อน

    Remember Alexandre Pato? Reece has a ways to go still.

  • @mmfsnotsakuga3408
    @mmfsnotsakuga3408 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They should try alternative medicine at this point, acupuncture orbhot iron or something. Or check his dental health like what happened with Seedorf or something because I'm starting to feel bad for the guy

  • @nickchivers9029
    @nickchivers9029 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I genuinely didnt know he was back from injury 😂

  • @pottlec
    @pottlec หลายเดือนก่อน

    hamstring injuries can never fully recover

  • @sean7412
    @sean7412 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The worst part as a Chelsea fan is how good he is when he plays

  • @benjaminguzman3428
    @benjaminguzman3428 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Andrew Luck of soccer

  • @Wynneception
    @Wynneception หลายเดือนก่อน

    And people say football manager is unrealistic.

  • @Thomas-zs5wt
    @Thomas-zs5wt หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    how is this possible

  • @rupayan_biswas
    @rupayan_biswas หลายเดือนก่อน

    Zealand is a Florida man?? Where is his gun?

  • @nathanb286
    @nathanb286 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Reece James has probably spent more months injured than Chelsea have had wins over the last 2 years