Customer: "Excuse me, sir. Are you aware that there's a part of your wall that isn't painted?" Gray: "Yes. That's intentional." Customer: "And that one part of the floor...?" Gray: "Yes" Customer: "Why?" Gray: "To piss you off."
When I worked at a convenience store, I can confirm that the most efficient way to restock the chicken-flavored flour is to perform a fast judo chop as your eyes pulsate in and out of existence. Really grants that extra "umph" you need.
gray quotes “i’m picking the cheapest girl” “hey lady, aren’t you gonna buy my meat?” “yup.. just slap that meat” “man my meat is selling like hot cakes”
Fun marketing fact you didn't ask for: Necessities like Milk and other diary products are often near the back of the shop, this isn't just a random placement, they put stuff like that at the back so that while you are walking to go get your necessities you'll walk past things like sweets and such and be tempted to buy them!
Imagine he saw this comment and listened to you but then it turned out that it was your life he got control of and that BitLife is real peoples life and Gray is just sitting there leading them all to their slow painful death
Wait...what happened to the dead guy from that trailer park mechanic's place or all the beings that died down yonder over in Species? 🤔 Gasp, oh my gwad- They're delicious.😯😀😋😀
Gotta say, just started binging a bunch of these videos at work and these videos are everything YT vids should be. Right to the point, funny, well edited with enjoyable commentary!
The hand issues is a common problem when you use UMA2 system for unity with FUSE characters. It's a pretty easy fix, the devs just gotta make use of the correct recipe assets on their characters. It can also happen to the animation of the forearms (they get pinched when rotated if the forearm twist recipe isn't used...) anyhow...
The idea that people have to walk all the way to the back of the store to pay for their items, which lets them see items that they may not have while shopping, is actually genius.
"Did we accomplish anything? ... *NO* ... We didn't accomplish *ANYTHING* " My work experience in a nutshell, because of my boss wanting to start everything at once and end nothing for once. Gray please tell me you don't have something to do with this, i just met this girl and it's working out perfectly fine and i don't want to lose my job or anything.
I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they put the cashier in the front so that the customer has to travel more to get what they need. Think about it, just going to the back they could grab what they want, and then get to the register, which then no one would want to do ANOTHER transaction if they passed something else on their way out. But with the register in the front, while walking back to the register, they could pick up something else and you as a business would make more sales. Obviously in a game like this they likely won't put human psychology into the mix, but in real life that would be something I would think of.
0:16 "One of these has to exist in the world, right? Just a market full of pizza and beer and everything that has 12,000 different ingredients and nothing natural?" ... you mean a convenience store? 3:25 "What the hell kinda game is this where it doesn't allow your beer to be cold when you buy it?" ... you mean a convenience store in Indiana?
You need to sell premium beer next to discounted rubbing alcohol. That way if they can't afford the good stuff, there's a cheap and convenient alternative.
Sequel to the Hobo: tough life After he becomes a master sells the third of the things he stole buys himself a store and continues to sell the stolen anti depressants used condoms almost empty alcohol bottles ect. And becomes a Elon musk of the hobo world.
That introduction actually makes me wonder if there's a simulator about moonshine. It could be set during prohibition, and the simulation would be a backdrop for showing how banning alcohol led to the rise of the mafias.
Shouldacouldawoulda: - raised the price of beer by 30%, then had that special 30% off event. - raised the price of the chips everyone keeps buying by like 500%
+Hey Boss, we had some thieves in our Store -Did they steal anything? +Well the food and money is still here, but they took two our Walls... -good good...wait what
0:15 "I'm just gona build the unhealthiest market there is.... there's gotta be one of these out there right?" Yes there is, it's called every conveience store in existence.
See, the place you described in the beginning is just an expensive gas station. Food that's awful for you? Check. Alcohol? Check (many even have beer caves). Too many weird mystery ingredients? Check.
Customer: "Excuse me, sir. Are you aware that there's a part of your wall that isn't painted?"
Gray: "Yes. That's intentional."
Customer: "And that one part of the floor...?"
Gray: "Yes"
Customer: "Why?"
Gray: "To piss you off."
I would be annoyed lol
my a cat lol
I would like ot but its at 666 so yeah
Tickytickytango 🤣
😂😂😂
Gray: Our beef is tortured.
PETA: Write that down!
James Andrew
PETA: Wait he has a dog?! THATS ANIMAL ABUSE RELEASE YOUR DOG NOW
What are you talking about? PETA is his supplier.
When I worked at a convenience store, I can confirm that the most efficient way to restock the chicken-flavored flour is to perform a fast judo chop as your eyes pulsate in and out of existence. Really grants that extra "umph" you need.
Uhh wut
You have ascended. Well done.
@Joseph Wood (you shouldn't say that, you could spoil the ending for people)
unf
Or summon a demon to do it for you.
"think about the environment, ya ho!" should be on a bumper sticker
leandrawwz that’d be ironic.
Thank you for spelling ho right.
gray quotes
“i’m picking the cheapest girl”
“hey lady, aren’t you gonna buy my meat?”
“yup.. just slap that meat”
“man my meat is selling like hot cakes”
“I can’t put it in there? Are you kidding?”
6:11 *She had a stroke from using the products in your store.*
PhatDookie 420 I once took a “PhatDookie”
Fun marketing fact you didn't ask for: Necessities like Milk and other diary products are often near the back of the shop, this isn't just a random placement, they put stuff like that at the back so that while you are walking to go get your necessities you'll walk past things like sweets and such and be tempted to buy them!
You should do a series on BitLife. I would love to see you ruin someone’s life😂
I Stan
Oh I can't wait If he does a bit life series If he does I'll watch it for hours
Totally that would be hilarious
Surprised he hasn’t. Bit life is very addictive.
Imagine he saw this comment and listened to you but then it turned out that it was your life he got control of and that BitLife is real peoples life and Gray is just sitting there leading them all to their slow painful death
What Kind Of Video Would It Be Without Gray Not Overpricing Everything? Or Trying To Kill Something?
Oh Wait... It Wouldn’t Be A Video!
Wow
Why did you capitalize the beginning of every word?
Because I Like To!
You can either charge 2 billion dollars for an apple pie or kill 300 billion people in the span of 15 minutes.
True, but don't capitalize every word lol. People are gonna get mad at you for that.
"We sell the most inorganic, unhealthy stuff, but promote environmentalism!"
Just because its unhealthy for us doesn't mean its unhealthy for the environment. Think of all the fertilizer they'll make out of his customers.
Walmart?
@@poiuytrewq11422 this is my favorite response ever
"We will sell all only beer....I decided we would sell pudding too...because pudding's awesome" CUTE! XD
Why is that cute?
GaryStillPlays: They hired me at *game name* and they regreted it
TH-cam: You hired yourself here and we regret it
Gray has the best meat in the town
**from questionable sources/species**
Milosz Wandycz the meat is from the 3D zoo game that’s where he gets it
More important.... Is that meat organic? 😅
Freshly clubbed Baby Seal Steaks.
Wait...what happened to the dead guy from that trailer park mechanic's place or all the beings that died down yonder over in Species? 🤔
Gasp, oh my gwad-
They're delicious.😯😀😋😀
He gets it from the graveyard he runs in his alternate reality.
Me, a victim of OCD: "My nightmares will consist of that one tile. Forever."
“Just a market full of pizza and beer and everything that has twelve thousand different ingredients” that’s a gas station
And every 7 Eleven in the US
@@TheDavidN 7-11 is a gas station.
@@andistansbury4366 No, it's a convenience store. Though many of them come with gas stations, particularly in the 48 states that are self-service gas.
Guy: what's in this?
Gray: Von million calories
Seems Le-Jit
“Man my meat is selling like hot cakes” Gray 2019
Michael Harrison I can type that too! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Michael Harrison you sarcastically saying that or not?
Michael Harrison on what?
Now gray has changed. He aged like a million years from 2019 to 2020.
imagine gray's wife hearing him say, "come get my meats lady"
Dear god
Gotta say, just started binging a bunch of these videos at work and these videos are everything YT vids should be. Right to the point, funny, well edited with enjoyable commentary!
"Are his eyes pulsing in and out of existance?" My mom on a call: Yes!
Gray: "A store that just has pizza and beer and nothing healthy"
Hy-Vee: "Wait we didn't sponser him"
Are you a fellow pan???
Awaiier yep!
@@icantthinkstraight8853 bro!! That's so cool! I'm glad I found your comment!
@@awaiier533 I'm glad you commented. It's cool meeting another pan. I only know one other irl.
@@icantthinkstraight8853 I never met a pan in irl, so its really cool to meet you!! Have a swell day or night!!
"Hang on, baby. I need to scoot out to the Beer & Pudding store real quick."
When you can’t afford Lucky charms you get the next best thing “Cereal Pirate charms”
13:08 "mein Fuhrer appreciates your business."
1:57 floridians have double meaning for this haha
"A market full of pizza and beer..."
Sounds a lot like Teimon kauppa. :D
Gray: "I'm going to play this game and make horrible decisions..."
Windows: "Imma stop you right there."
The hand issues is a common problem when you use UMA2 system for unity with FUSE characters. It's a pretty easy fix, the devs just gotta make use of the correct recipe assets on their characters. It can also happen to the animation of the forearms (they get pinched when rotated if the forearm twist recipe isn't used...) anyhow...
Yup was thinking the same thing simple fix
the who to the what now?
The idea that people have to walk all the way to the back of the store to pay for their items, which lets them see items that they may not have while shopping, is actually genius.
"i wonder if theres a store out there that only sells beer and pizza" gray has never been to michigan obviously XD
And Faygo's. The kids can't buy the 🍺.
Literally every corner store/ gas station in America
That is so true. Practically every store/ gas station is mostly beer pizza and faygo
Yep-
0:15 geee sounds like every 7-11 I’ve been to😂
Same lmao
You are the hero we never deserved
But we all need
It's the hero we didn't deserve but we didn't need and maybe didn't want
@@connergrindstaff3683 but its the hero we like
This is like that one store downtown that your parents only use as a last resort if the other stores don’t have what they need
Hey Grayyyyy. We need more Hugo! We need more “Welcum back!”
"Did we accomplish anything? ... *NO* ... We didn't accomplish *ANYTHING* "
My work experience in a nutshell, because of my boss wanting to start everything at once and end nothing for once. Gray please tell me you don't have something to do with this, i just met this girl and it's working out perfectly fine and i don't want to lose my job or anything.
This place already exists, it's called Loves. Any truck driver will tell yeah that. lol
I went to one of them before.
"Picking the cheapest girl", I 'm glad none of you made a joke about that.
“This lady right here is my best customer she bought two different types of beer.” -Gray 2019
😂
5:53 - "...our beer mart is surrounded on all sides by parks." So all the homeless people that get drunk at your store can sleep on the benches. ;)
Having worked in a gas station I can confirm that those fridges break down often...
Welcome everyone to the Sadtown market where we only have two walls because scumbag gangsters took the other two- Graystillplays 2019
06:56
One of the best pick up lines
I think, and correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they put the cashier in the front so that the customer has to travel more to get what they need. Think about it, just going to the back they could grab what they want, and then get to the register, which then no one would want to do ANOTHER transaction if they passed something else on their way out. But with the register in the front, while walking back to the register, they could pick up something else and you as a business would make more sales. Obviously in a game like this they likely won't put human psychology into the mix, but in real life that would be something I would think of.
Me does farming sim 19 the right way then the gray way
Gray way was WAY more fun
07:10 lmfao 😂😂😂
Gray, you are making my OCD go crazy with that floor and walls!!!
5:10
Baldi, is that you?
Normal peasants buy chicken flavored flour
But the real legends buy
*Flour flavored chicken*
Pure gold 🤣
I'm annoyed that the shelves aren't backed into the walls. They're just there in the middle of the store.
Great job, Gray 👍🏻
Yes, well I too enjoy taking a break halfway through a surgery to buy a case of beer.
3:25
Game: "THIS ITEM CANT BE PLACED HERE, TRY A DIFFERENT RACK OR FRIDGE."
Gray: "Go to hell"
😂😂😂
This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time
As soon as he picked the store I instantly started fantasizing about those evil stores that put the counter that the back, and @2:32 I got my wish 💜
5:04 "i should have timed this correctly so i could hit this lady" graystillplays everyone
0:16 "One of these has to exist in the world, right? Just a market full of pizza and beer and everything that has 12,000 different ingredients and nothing natural?"
... you mean a convenience store?
3:25 "What the hell kinda game is this where it doesn't allow your beer to be cold when you buy it?"
... you mean a convenience store in Indiana?
Dear god gray what is it this time? Death, alchohol, market shopping?
“Inspector gadget came in 😂 he bought some chips” someone make this their senior quote 😂
“Flashing gang signs “ 😂
You need to sell premium beer next to discounted rubbing alcohol. That way if they can't afford the good stuff, there's a cheap and convenient alternative.
Sequel to the Hobo: tough life
After he becomes a master sells the third of the things he stole buys himself a store and continues to sell the stolen
anti depressants used condoms almost empty alcohol bottles ect.
And becomes a Elon musk of the hobo world.
J
I love that Gray always manages to find all the games that are just barely functional to the point of being amazing.
1:58, this just shows how dirty gray is, can't he realize it's like RITZ not... yknow
Please tell what he means I can't bloody figure it out. I know it's dirty but I need to know!!😂😂😂
Jit is a slang
Jit is Florida slang. Shout out to Gray for embracing his Florida Man.
Felicia D someone younger than you/ kid. ( you a jit ) No other state uses Jit other than Florida
Felicia D it’s not dirty. The other guy doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He didn’t even know what the word was.
0:26 I love how he calls it a jackass market 😆😆
Am I the only one who sees gray's titles and thinks 'ooh! a gray video' without even looking at his name?
2013-2017 were the best years of my life. Now I only think back and cry.
Gray, do you realize how hard it is to watch you on the toilet? I end up laughing way too hard, and pissing on the floor.
When did you see Gray on the toilet?
@@altonb93 first of all, why is he in the bathroom with him
I like this channel because it introduces me to games I didn’t know existed.
In Florida a “jit” is NOT something good 😂😭
I live in Florida and I have no idea what you're talking about...
Jit is for everybody tho 🤦🏾♀️ ex. “ oh jit green asf or jit come here”
Well you could always say that the beef exists within an establishment you own. That will make sure to have it radiate despair and suffering.
An unhealthy market with beer and snacks and pizza? Gas station?
That introduction actually makes me wonder if there's a simulator about moonshine. It could be set during prohibition, and the simulation would be a backdrop for showing how banning alcohol led to the rise of the mafias.
Me waiting for Gray to say “FULL LIQUER BAR”
"Inspector Gadget came in, and bought some chips" that better be in the next Clerks LOL.
'Eh Mr. Kevin Smith....may'got som'en ere for ye.
🕵️♂️🤣
Gray: there has to be a market that is not healthy
Me: mc donalds
This game is beautiful. I'm in tears
“Gosh these frogged fridges are expensive though”
-gray 2019
Let the derpithon commence! I love you Grey!
hey I love your videos gray. keep up the good work!
Shouldacouldawoulda:
- raised the price of beer by 30%, then had that special 30% off event.
- raised the price of the chips everyone keeps buying by like 500%
*in epic movie trailer voice*
You enjoyed Mustard...
This summer... get ready for... MUSTARD 2
I really miss Gray playin these tycoon games 😭
Play Xplane 11. Ima laugh 25/8 when u try to land
Him and AirforceProud95 in a collab...
@@prismfireproductions3772 I love airforceproud
I am so happy that Gray still plays dumb games
Pun!!!!
"free range beef" -Gray 2019
+Hey Boss, we had some thieves in our Store
-Did they steal anything?
+Well the food and money is still here, but they took two our Walls...
-good good...wait what
“My question is, would anyone go to a store if Gray runs it?”
Yes
Kaitlyn Morales I would tbh
0:15 "I'm just gona build the unhealthiest market there is.... there's gotta be one of these out there right?" Yes there is, it's called every conveience store in existence.
I came to say the same😂😂😂
Yes but they're called "convenience stores."
5:09
*Here comes a overweight Baldi walking into the store*
6400 views in the first hour of uploading. Nice :D
See, the place you described in the beginning is just an expensive gas station. Food that's awful for you? Check. Alcohol? Check (many even have beer caves). Too many weird mystery ingredients? Check.
Wanna know sommat
It’s free liquor without a license estate
Wanna know something
Read more
Dustin Herring Nice try.
@@theheavyfromteamfortress2723 Its not bold so nah
@@Someone-lr6gu its not bols this is *Read more*
@@theheavyfromteamfortress2723 And now its on the same line as the message
I spent 10 minutes looking for a grey video in my recommendations, TH-cam only gives me the good shiss
I mean that this vid is good shiss, not that everything is good but this
Surgeon: can I use beer this for medical purposes?
Gray: surrrrrrrrrrre....
As a guy who's lived in the hood...you basically created the typical store in the hood.
Play Sword With Sauce again! The new update has a new map and a bunch of new features!
Also I'd like to see you play Software Inc. again!
Longer episodes please!! I need more Grey in my life!
Gray “ my meat is selling like hot cakes “ gray I didn’t know you were like that
“A market full of pizza and beer… 12,000 ingredients… nothing natural” Gray you’re just describing gas stations and liquor stores😂
You forgot to say "New game dammit'