Gray: Literally serves people glass Customer: PERFECT flavor, PERFECT temperature, this is the best food I have ever eaten in my entire life which in fact may end soon from choking on a 5-inch salt shaker
"a sign of a good chef are 3 things: 1. Shouting loudly 2. Swearing so much it literally becomes a language and 3. Broken dishes everywhere." - Gorden Ramsey. Boso.
Not a chef, but i worked in a kitchen for a short while, it was always either the tongs, or even scarier, my knife. Always worried id bump a counter and shank myself. It usually was to be found next to the sink drying (i cleaned after every use, we werent a very busy place, and only had 1 knife (1 of like 4 different types but yknow) so cleaning after every use was a very "me" thing, nobody else did)
I'm sorry Gacha Katicorn can't reply right now. She's in the hospital suffering from life-threatening injuries, supposed to have come from a yeeted knife.
Gray: *Throws white wine straight onto the stovetop burner* Me: *Currently wondering why a massive fire didn't start despite the flammability of alcohol*
The percentage of alcohol in white wine isn't enough to be flammable if poured onto a gas burner. The water content is much higher so would put out the gas before the alcohol has a chance to catch fire. Even with a higher percentage alcohol like brandy (like you might have on Christmas Pudding set alight) you have to warm the brandy up first, then light it, and then you have to be really careful with it so it doesn't just get blown out by the air flow as you move the ladle to pour it over.
My mother is a tiny smidge Italian and she can cook really good meat sauce and I can cook pretty well as my girlfriend. She loves spaghetti and Mexican food and I do too.🌮🌮🌯🌯🌮🌮🌯🌯🥫🥫🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🌮🌮🌮🌮🌯🌯🌯🍝🍝💜💙💚💚💛🧡
@@ImFromIowa everything after the *D* in damage was hidden behind the *show more* button, so I thought you would’ve said “I WANT MY CHEESE TO HAVE FIRE DAMNIT”
I love it when TH-camrs use "In the Hall of the Mountain King" when they're doing something fast and/or frantically, because it feels the same way when you play it on violin XD
“I know we’re going to fry it anyway but at least it’ll have a little char on it.” Literally how you cook food that will cause cancer, charred food is carcinogenic.
I once put a pizza in an oven. The oven exploded but my pizza was perfect so i ate it on the sidewalk because my house was burning and it made the whole neighbourhood burn and thats how the great california fire started
I’ve had pneumonia for over a week at this point and I’ve had a hard time with it. After watching your videos, I’m finally smiling and laughing again! I don’t know how you do it, but you manage to make even the simplest things funny and enjoyable. Thank you for making me feel better! ❤️
3 types of people who have played this game. 1. Most gamers who struggle, blow their kitchen up, and never knew how to order food. 2. Professionals chefs who made lots of dishes, no mistakes, and the best rating. 3. Grey, who puts his cooking materials in the food, throw everything around, and is very talented with knives.
In the hospital: Head of the hospital: whats wrong with the income of last month? Why is it so high? Staff: well, its because a restaurant opened up last month...... all patient from eating their food has a 100% fatality rate.... Head of hospital: wat
I can only imagine Gray during the interview for this job... Washing the dishes - *Starts smashing all the glass stuff* Warming up the leftovers - *Puts everything onto metal plate and shoves it into the microwave* (Customers) - "I wonder why I see smoke coming from the kitchen?" (Waiter is like) - "Oh yeah, that's just Gray's interview..." (Owner of the restaurant) It's wonderful Gray! Your hired...
I swear, when he closed the microwave after telling the plate not to break and the plate exploded into peaces, I laughed out loud. And I never laugh out loud when watching videos on my own.
Game: "Fairy Touch allows you to remove all stains and shards from food and clothes." Me: In some places, the words "Fairy Touch" have a completely different meaning. 😀
Pro Tip IRL: When making burgers or meatloaf with ground beef, for extra tenderness add a splash of milk to the beef before you mix it. The enzymes in the milk help break down some of the proteins and it makes for a damn good burger. Also, make sure you remove all shard of glass from it before you eat it.
Gray: Please don't break this plate game... Drop perfect *closes microwave plate shatters. Deep sighs* you know what it's okay Me: *Laughing uncontrollably*
I just want you to know, Google asked if this vid was a good recommendation. I gave it 5 stars and tagged it as "entertaining, inspiring, and useful." I hope whatever robot looks at that has a sense of humor.
him: “i don’t wanna serve people cold food”
also him: *serves them shards of glass*
At least it was deep fried
A man’s got to have his standards XD
Professionals have standards.
Why didn't he try to microwave a metal object lol
Have you ever eaten glass cold? Not as good as warm glass
love that when he realized the stone floor wasn't flammable, he changed it to one that is
More flammable floors damnit
@@kyrabrown6529 and more FIRE
@@FlyingMonkey187 More fire dammit!
Holy cow I never noticed. I can't believe he never mentioned it.
yes
absolutely lost it at 5:35
"please don't break this plate...I swear to god, game..drop, perfect!"
*shuts microwave door*
*plate instantly shatters*
I lost it also.
its physics XD
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*table flips* gray: son of a *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gray: "Im not a savage"
Gray: *literally had sims drink each others life essence after they died*
No not savage for Gray proper comment for Gray is that is nicked futs.. This is all normal for him
all of this thing's was normal for him
@@stevenuniverse5072 not just him, either!
The Sims are Skeksis?
Yeah.....
Gray: Literally serves people glass
Customer: PERFECT flavor, PERFECT temperature, this is the best food I have ever eaten in my entire life which in fact may end soon from choking on a 5-inch salt shaker
Can I have some pepper?
@@dailydoseofduncan9555 No.
Only five inches?
@@bananapudding1367 what are you saying “only” for.
@@bananapudding1367 sadly, yes
"In Cooking Simulator you play a young man whose wife and children have been abducted by the cooking mafia(...)"
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Lol
Because Potatoes
Karen talked to the manager but she took a little special order home with her.
Omfg. Who would’ve thought.
Well......let’s just say a little birdie............"..
Chef *walks in *
*Sees new chef blowtorch his face and deep frying glass to be served *
*Slowly backs out the room*
Gordon Ramsay: I was never here
5 minutes later fire alarms are going off
Because one of two, the sprinkles extinguish the fire, or there is no one alive in the kitchen
*proceeds to deep fry a body*
*_Proceeds to blowtorch The Boss_*
"a sign of a good chef are 3 things:
1. Shouting loudly
2. Swearing so much it literally becomes a language and
3. Broken dishes everywhere."
- Gorden Ramsey. Boso.
If you open up a restaurant kitchen door and aren't immediately deafened by clanking and shouting, it's not a good restaurant.
@@buhbo3250 nah nah nah, if you open up the kitchen door and gray isn't in there blowtorching his face off, it's not a good restaurant.
As someone who works in a restaurant I can testify that is 200% accurate
Swedish Chef agrees.
@@therealmaskedheel my dad agrees
As a chef I want to point out the accuracy of "oh crap i lost my tongs"
Can agree this is very accurate, only when I'm cooking tho-
Not a chef, but i worked in a kitchen for a short while, it was always either the tongs, or even scarier, my knife. Always worried id bump a counter and shank myself. It usually was to be found next to the sink drying (i cleaned after every use, we werent a very busy place, and only had 1 knife (1 of like 4 different types but yknow) so cleaning after every use was a very "me" thing, nobody else did)
Gray: you know your patty is done when your sprinkler system goes off.
Who asked for there patty ultra well done
Nuke it for ultra done.
@@priyanshugoel3030 throw it to the sun just to make sure
One super novaed patty coming right up.
I ordered it as a rock to shove down my throat hole.
I'm dying 😂 Those comments 😂
Cooking Simulator: In this game is it impossible to kill someone
Gray: Hold my fryer
Brownie hold my long hard
Penis. You thought I was gonna say knife or rolling pin weren’t you
@@apollo4294 lmao
that depends on what you feed the customer:
imgur.com/a/DfoEUXC
@@darknessblades A man in the guinnes book of world records ate a bicycle.
I am fairly sure he ordered that dish!
@@Elenrai he did WHAT
"Let set the knife down gingerly"
*Friggin yeets it to Canada*
Edited to add- 1:34 thank you Gavin Soza in the replies.
Ow WHY DID A RANDOM KNIFE JUST HIT MEH?!?!?!?
@@foofy.friend hit or stabbed?
I'm sorry Gacha Katicorn can't reply right now. She's in the hospital suffering from life-threatening injuries, supposed to have come from a yeeted knife.
Ohhhh so that's where the knife from the sky landed and cut my hammock in half!
(I'm not even kidding a knife fell from the sky and cut ma hammock.)
@@peesocks oml-
"There is no escape" - The developers obviously watched some of Gray's playthoughs of other simulator games.
Gray: *Throws white wine straight onto the stovetop burner*
Me: *Currently wondering why a massive fire didn't start despite the flammability of alcohol*
The percentage of alcohol in white wine isn't enough to be flammable if poured onto a gas burner. The water content is much higher so would put out the gas before the alcohol has a chance to catch fire. Even with a higher percentage alcohol like brandy (like you might have on Christmas Pudding set alight) you have to warm the brandy up first, then light it, and then you have to be really careful with it so it doesn't just get blown out by the air flow as you move the ladle to pour it over.
@@AlexaFaie Ohh, alright
On a side note, you have a fantastic profile icon.
@@MadnessIncVP Thanks!
Matticus Madness
oh my god, someone who talks about Gacha positively-
Thank you, you made my night
“And what the hell if ya don’t like garlic”
“Or as mother used to say: mOOOzarelle”
That’s the Italian New Jersey in Grey coming out #represent
My mother is a tiny smidge Italian and she can cook really good meat sauce and I can cook pretty well as my girlfriend. She loves spaghetti and Mexican food and I do too.🌮🌮🌯🌯🌮🌮🌯🌯🥫🥫🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝🌮🌮🌮🌮🌯🌯🌯🍝🍝💜💙💚💚💛🧡
Actually sounds more like Russians for me
Actually sounds more like Russians for me
@@hillarycourchaine6829 Why are ur spaces so big i hate you
@@sineadwest bruh you can't hurt him/her for a big S P A C E
Building burning down
Gray: worried about the cheese
THE CHEESE
That's what home insurance is for. But cheese insurance.....yeah.....state farm needs to get on it.
I WANT MY CHEESE TO HAVE FIRE DAMAGE PROTECTION.
Priorities
“And we forgot about the cheese”
@@ImFromIowa everything after the *D* in damage was hidden behind the *show more* button, so I thought you would’ve said
“I WANT MY CHEESE TO HAVE FIRE DAMNIT”
"And when you get done with your knife just lay it down gingerly" *Proceeds to yeet knife across the counter*
Congratulations, you have the highest kill/death ratio in the history of ....cooking simulators.
That's only because the game wouldn't let him kill himself.
Mal Cap all he wanted to do is kill himself, if only they would have let him
The guest is pleased
Thats gray still plays for you
Hate it when my burger *teleports to a different dimension*
Yea ,it happens EVERY Tuesday and worm holes are such a pain to rip open to go get it
"I don't lose anything because I keep everything organized"
Picks up salt container from bottom of deep fryer..
As a person who loves cooking, this is a great mixture of hilarious and bothersome.
"My mother always told me that a little bit of wine makes everything better"
-Graystillplays
I believe it's safe to say that you make food like you make phones
Canserous?
But why not? His dishes have vitamin G.
I was thinking he makes food like he makes roller coasters
Grey makes everything the same way. The Grey way.
@tyron smith yes
“When you get done with your knife just put it down gingerly”
*knife flies across counter*
Now just put the knife down gingerly-
*YEETS*
Somebody 100 feet away: WHY DID A KNIFE HIT ME
Yeeted to mars
it went around the world and hit me in spleen
At least the physics is more stable than Baking Simulator
I’d play just for the dart board
Agreed.
Golden Hate the cooking is just a mini game in this game. The dart board is the real pet of this game
*are
"I like a little oive oil in my food" *sound of breaking glass*
As somebody who really enjoys cooking, I was internally screaming and externally laughing, don't ask me how that works I have no idea.
*throws knife at glass*: nothing
*throws knife at steel table*: sticks
I love it when TH-camrs use "In the Hall of the Mountain King" when they're doing something fast and/or frantically, because it feels the same way when you play it on violin XD
Gray: wants milk on the hamburger
Also Gray: *pours milk into thing with holes at the bottom so milk just falls out*
ah someone else thinks logically
Mmm, deep fried milk.
Rena Kunisaki glug
You can blow up propane tanks in this game, Gray. Think about that for a moment.
spirestheamazing did that
*HANK HILL would like to know your location*
Let'sgameitout did that
Me: How did you give someone cancer?
Gray: *Cooked a toaster.*
Hey now, they prefer the term "cyborg infiltrator."
"Dont you mean cooked with a toaster?"
"Nope. cooked a toaster"
Taste: 0 stars Fame: -15 "Guest is pleased."
"The stone dungeon floor is not flammable"
A few minutes later, floor is on fire
@7:21 Is that Azumanga Daioh?
It was wood floor so it kind of makes sense.
Well he did change them for a reason from stone to wood.
He changed the floor dummy
Gray: " There's no way I can screw this up."
Me: Those are dangerous words Gray and you know that
Cooking a burger, suffocating from halon, and depleting the ozone layer.
That's some high grade multitasking.
4:31
When you closed the microwave door I lost it, and had to pause the vid. Lol
Same 😂
ditto! the whole set the plate down gently and then the door closing broke it OMFG! roflmfao
Timestamp please anyone?
Dragoness Luna 5:30 approximate start of the setting the plate down :)
Yes I choked
"You know it's toasted enough when the sprinkler system goes off". I mean, yes..?
Gray: * finishes using wine *
Gray: There we go. *smashes the bottle*
grays first question: "how do you kill yourself in this game?"
my brothers answer: "just eat moms cooking"
Mom's spaghetti
I love the way he opens most of his videos now. I literally anticipate it. When I watch his older videos, I'm always disappointed.
"Alright, so..."
Ikr, it's become a staple now
11:20 Omg i did laugh so bad at this xD
"- Honey where is the pepper?"
"- You know it's in the fryer, it's always in the fryer!!" xD
°TH-cam sees a knife next to a red splatter°
Gray: It's just ketchup 😁
seeing that broken plate spinning inside of the microwave makes me feel so uncomfortable somehow
Gray: well, I learnt something very interesting just now...
*Small psychotic snicker as he poisons his guests.*
11:35
I liked this and make the likes 69. YOURE welcome
LOL
The game: Guest is pleased :)
2 seconds later: *succumbs to dehydration via ingesting 229 grams of salt...
Guest is pleased...
Ah yes, I favor myself some food to my salt. Really brings out the texture.
Gray:“When you get done with your knife, just put it down gingerly”
also Gray: throws/slams the knife on the table
😂👌
Pickled Einstein The best part is was the sound the knife made
Ah yes, deep fried glass is a traditional meal, and best served with your bodyweight in salt.
Yes, one of my favorite meal, absolutely immaculate
9:45 - "And you wanna know how it's going to be timed for so we'll throw that in there..." Too damned funny.
Gray doesn’t make much food because every time he does he needs to buy a new house....
"There is no escape" apparently Gray is his own manager.
Gray still plays, the only gaming channel that distributes cancer in ways you never thought possible.
0:14
Absolutely lost it 🤣
“You play a young man whose wife and children had been abducted by the cooking mafia”
“I know we’re going to fry it anyway but at least it’ll have a little char on it.” Literally how you cook food that will cause cancer, charred food is carcinogenic.
I would enjoy this comment more if you hadn't used COLLEGE VOCABULARY
I think between you and me our cooking skills are quite alike.
Some people are into that kind of stuff you know
When I made a grilled cheese once, the toaster caught fire
@@Joetarius3 That means it's done
I once put a pizza in an oven. The oven exploded but my pizza was perfect so i ate it on the sidewalk because my house was burning and it made the whole neighbourhood burn and thats how the great california fire started
Wait... They gave Gray the game key after they saw what he did in baking simulator?
That was a bold move
those are bold actions for someone in sadness and destruction distance
DragonHeart Gee Indeed it was
Gray: *serves literal garbage on plate*
Game: Thank you, Gordon Ramsey.
"And when you're done with your knife, just put it down gingerly" **yeets knife**
I’ve had pneumonia for over a week at this point and I’ve had a hard time with it. After watching your videos, I’m finally smiling and laughing again! I don’t know how you do it, but you manage to make even the simplest things funny and enjoyable. Thank you for making me feel better! ❤️
As a culinary student, I can say everything here is legitimately how the kitchen looks like every day
With all the bottles and glass in the deep frying machine (?)
Oh yes, it’s not known by many, but the bottles add extra flavour and texture to the food
Me:
TH-cam recommendations:
“I cooked food that gave people cancer”
Bucs Fan no one:
Not even twitter:
Not even tumblr:
TH-cam: this
That's nothing compared to what I cook!
@@bendy1184 What do you cook?
I'm surprised... you didn't try to microwave a fork or something. I wonder... is gray evolving or devolving?
Even if he was getting worse if would still be evolution.
Even if he was getting worse if would still be evolution.
Kenshin II totally devolving from his “do everything wrong” part, but evolving from his..... uh.... does he even have a “good” part?
@@Whispen what do you mean "do everything wrong part"
Is literally gray's whole channel
Oh and also being a jackass
I have watched this so many times. I love mozarell and glass stew. So tasty.
This is one of my favorite videos from him
3 types of people who have played this game.
1. Most gamers who struggle, blow their kitchen up, and never knew how to order food.
2. Professionals chefs who made lots of dishes, no mistakes, and the best rating.
3. Grey, who puts his cooking materials in the food, throw everything around, and is very talented with knives.
Cooking Simulator: Make a filet
Gray: Makes a bisque
Cooking Simulator: "am I a joke to you?"
Yes
regardless of the (gaming) content, you've god some great commentary and editing skills, brother.
"Oh boy I cant wait to taste some crabs!"
- dying cancer Patient
(receives live crab, soaked in sunflower oil and deep fried garlic)
@@renakunisaki *delicious, finally, some good fricking food*
But that’s be cannibalism
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time
'put it down gingerly'
*knife yeets away from Gray*
In the hospital:
Head of the hospital: whats wrong with the income of last month? Why is it so high?
Staff: well, its because a restaurant opened up last month...... all patient from eating their food has a 100% fatality rate....
Head of hospital: wat
Staff: the fatality rate came from the new guy at the restuarant
Head of hospital: Let me guess....
Graystillplays?
Please do more of this simulator. Omg I was crying you are so funny. This was the best video you have made to date
*Gordon Ramsay would like to know your location*
TURN AROUND BITCH
I can only imagine Gray during the interview for this job...
Washing the dishes - *Starts smashing all the glass stuff*
Warming up the leftovers - *Puts everything onto metal plate and shoves it into the microwave*
(Customers) - "I wonder why I see smoke coming from the kitchen?"
(Waiter is like) - "Oh yeah, that's just Gray's interview..."
(Owner of the restaurant) It's wonderful Gray! Your hired...
This is seriously the funniest video I've watched from you in a minute.
"Deep fried ketchup"....*southern intensified*
These videos always make me smile 😃
I even learned some cooking skills in this one
...🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lol
Omg, I've got two bruised ribs, and laughing hurts..
It hurts so good..
Same
Lost it when the plate broke in the microwave 🤣🤣🤣
Same I just couldn't stop laughing at everything he did and what he was saying made it even better😂😂😂
When Gray teleports all of the burger into another realm... HE'S in good game
I swear, when he closed the microwave after telling the plate not to break and the plate exploded into peaces, I laughed out loud. And I never laugh out loud when watching videos on my own.
Sometimes I think life is a simulation and God let Gray manage mine.
damn u gray 😭
i was actually thinking the same thing at work the other day, it was a particularly hellish day, and i thought... "Gray? is that you causing this?"
How many times has he killed you
😂😂😂
crazyivan512 if you haven't died 100 times, Gray isn't doing anything.
That is the best roast, I'm using that
only Grey can turn a kitchen into reactor hall #4 in Chernobyl...
*Reactor #4
5:34 bruh I'm laughing so hard I CAN'T FRICKIN BREATHE...AAAAAAAAA!!!
Chef Gordon Ramsey: Alright Imma About To Head Out?
Chef Gordon Ramsey Has Left The Chat!
Gray: HEY GET OVER HERE!
Me: Lmao 😂
I’ve never seen such a strong microwave door lol freaking broke the plate lolol
Game: "Fairy Touch allows you to remove all stains and shards from food and clothes."
Me: In some places, the words "Fairy Touch" have a completely different meaning. 😀
we're not gonna talk about those places
Grey your videos ARE SO FUNNY MY HEAD FELL OFF IN LAUGHTER
flava ¿ is this sarcasm orrrrrr did I get r/wooooshed
@@snowmansteve5011 a joke my head is still here
@@snowmansteve5011 and u diddnt get wooshed lol
ahhh yes vitamin 'G', my favourite
Grey: Two shots, of white wine.
*GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUG*
Gray: let's grab some butter
Also Gray: *grabs lemon juice*
Next time you do this game, you need to turn *every* dish into their protein shake counterpart.
- Hey Gray, when do u know the burger is done?
- When the sprinklers go off (entire kitchen in flames) 🥵😱🤡
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Still Nobody:
Nobody again?:
Grey: *TiMe To MaKe CaNcEr An InGrEdIeNt*
Dead useless meme
Pro Tip IRL: When making burgers or meatloaf with ground beef, for extra tenderness add a splash of milk to the beef before you mix it. The enzymes in the milk help break down some of the proteins and it makes for a damn good burger.
Also, make sure you remove all shard of glass from it before you eat it.
I just voted Starbucks as my favorite food for no reason to see how much voted for it.
1:47 - this is the laugh my day needed
Also I need to make sure I get more Vitamin G tomorrow, should make my day better!
Gray: Please don't break this plate game... Drop perfect *closes microwave plate shatters. Deep sighs* you know what it's okay
Me: *Laughing uncontrollably*
Salmon blend needed more salt. Every one loves the salty flavor of the ocean!
Seriously dude PLEASE make more videos of this, I haven't laughed so hard on a gameplay video ever, this made my day! So funny
I just want you to know, Google asked if this vid was a good recommendation. I gave it 5 stars and tagged it as "entertaining, inspiring, and useful." I hope whatever robot looks at that has a sense of humor.