Skyblock: Potato War 2
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- i just really like potatoes
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"you were kicked from the guid by im_a_squid_kid for reason 'bozo'."
that was legitimately foreshadowing
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you haven't watched Potato War 3 yet!? well, i ain't spoiling anything. go watch the finale.
@@ortrieur6948 a truly good man respect
@@ortrieur6948 i did!!!! 🥺
@@ortrieur6948 but thank u for being polite all the same HAHAH
"Are you stalking me?"
*"No, I'm doing investigative journalism."*
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I have mad respect for Squid Kid for being able to keep up with Techno, while also being in college.
true
Facts
I want to now how he reacted to his death
@@amaz7763 good spelling
@@amaz7763same
"This man's been playing checkers WHILE I'VE BEEN FARMING POTATOES" is one of the hardest lines ever spoken in Minecraft. Technoblade never loses.
unless its to cancer
@@Whetfaartz1bro…..
@@Whetfaartz1get ratioed
@@Whetfaartz1 the cancer also died, so technically its a tie, which is NOT a loss
@@Whetfaartz1I want to be mad at this but- pffft
"This dude has a mental illnes"
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
illness*
@@NiikoKnacko shut*
@@NiikoKnacko who actually cares
Thousandth like lol
@@vhgghmaavuy9559 I do
"This dude has a mental illness"
techno then describes how he crawled through his base to calculate his minions rates with a stopwatch
(that shit was so funny to me)
hahaha so funny
.... Dedication... or insanity.
N Spark29 both
True
worst part is we got no clue if he was serious
1:54 for anyone wondering, his alt’s name is literally just Potatoes in French
This man is a master of disguise, almost on par with Squid and his Bozo alt
Dats cool
This man was a master of disguise
“Dirt apples” lmao funny name
o7
In Québec we say: "patates" (the s is plural) (weird i know)
10:22 this is the exact moment I realized how deeply insane/invested techno was in this war
„He‘s an adult. He doesn‘t care.“
*Technoblade, also an adult*: BUT I CARE
iskander he’s just a rly big 15 year old
I'm not sure but he propably 18 or 19
@@komiks42 he's 21
technoblade uses voice changer confirmed
170th like lol
The Great Potato Famine would've never happened if Technoblade was around back then
1 day ago 14likes,
Just some guy without a mustache: i'm used to that.
technoblade is solving famines with slavery
true
Yayyyyyy or here
Here too...
Anyone else think Techno was an Irish potatoe farmer in a past life?
im irish and i would say absoulutly
Me
As an Irish person, I can confirm he was an Irish potato farmer.
Defo
Maybe he will be now
Y'know, returning to these videos even 2 years later I still love these videos.
I needed something to make me feel better being sick today, and Techno can always manage to put a smile on my face even through the pain
Had this on in the background while working on a final project today. It helped me power through the final stretch so much.
I can't believe it's been two full years man,
Pogging through the pain, me and you brother. I'm also sick and Techno always makes me smile, even through bad times. If he won a ridiculously difficult in game war against another player, I can surely as hell get out of this sickness
yeah I’ve been having shitass cramps today and after watching his videos they mostly went away
@ShadowFred386 Hope you’re doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤
“This mans playing checkers while I’m farming potatoes”
Is such a raw and powerful sentence.
Queen Chaos not as raw as a good potato
This mans playing checkers while I was playing chess.... BUT THE PIECES ARE MADE OF POTATO I CARVED BY HAND
My fav part of the vid
this is so deep it changed my life for ever :0
maks zupanec, your favourite part was the ending lmao?
When you realize SMP earth was just a Distraction
It's sad because I liked that series
He has three minecrafts
@peroh I know, I just want more episodes
And he still conquered the earth
You forgot a dance after distraction
I love how even though he disses squid kid he acts like that older brother thats "I can bully him but YOU can't" I love him may he rest in peace
I like how foogle returned as the one person techno needed to get a new minion slot, techno even remembered his dragon armour sike trade and partially forgived him for it
“This dude has a mental illness!” -Squid
“I just really like potatoes” -Techno
He actually has adhd
@@gorbdafrog5732 so do I. And I won’t lie, that’s what adhd does to me 😂
@@K1NGRaj Pfft-
@@K1NGRaj I hyper fixated on Technoblade and it hasn't stopped... It started like 4 weeks ago... Help me...
@@shewolfblacklink1062 to late 1 second traps you and links your soul to technoblade
Why is nobody talking about
Squid: "im not joking im dropping school"
Techno: "that's not wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"
Where in the vid is this?
@@evalig871 0:21
He murdered that man
Bruh electricsnivy, what a dumb name, also, I don’t even know who you are, you're so trash lmao
Who asked. You just randomly insulted him for no reason.
This is by far the best 3 episode series EVER. the dedication, the intensity, the passion, the intelligence, the work ethic, the pride!!!
@Obl1vous i know right? i can’t seem to deal with strong emotions without turning them into a joke-
@Obl1vous you, my friend, are a true fan.
@Farexa neeeeeeeeeerd he only got 500 million potatoes! What a loser hah 👈🤣
-a huge fan
Rewatching it over and over.
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
We all are
I'm watching this on a school night at 3 am
same here
Yet he did
BLASPHEMY!! Technoblade Never dies!
The spread sheet he used to track squid’s farming was called “very normal behavior” BRUH (timestamp 10:24)
Holy shit that is a good easter egg
This is why i love technoblade
Time stamp?
@@darkinators read my comment again.
I honestly love that timestamp because it's 2^10
10:25 the name of the spreadsheet is “very normal behavior”. I lost it.
This was the moment techno's sanity fell into my question
LOL
@@ladder3257 I may have lost my composure but techno lost his sanity.
Lmfao
LMAO
The world was not ready for his crazy genius. Rip techno, you'll never die in our hearts.
Ik for a fact Hypixel will never be the same without you, so long Technoblade.
squidkid: Ha, he wont be able to track my potatoes if i disable the API!
Techno: *crawls inside farm and uses stopwatch to calculate output*
squidkid: b r u h
just 0 mercy
Mrzombie295 *updates it in a friggin EXCEL sheet and calculates with the original amount plus each increase in output DAILY*
Modern problems require old fashioned techniques..
@@fantasticphil3863 It was a friggin Google Sheets sheet
CKing Pro excel hasn’t reached the level of universality to the point that a google spreadsheet can’t be called an excel sheet? ☹️
Imagine being so dedicated to being #1 in Potatos you accidentally become one of the highest players in the world in a completely different and unrelated field. That's like working to become the smartest person in the world and accidentally becoming the fourth best in the world at Irish tap dancing.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro moment
True 😂
King Ghidorah LOL
@@juliag2703 You are also a Julia G?
Long Live The Potato King
o7
“Most opportunities are created by luck, but it takes skill to grasp them” - techno
“I spent so many hours brewing potions that i ended up rank 4 globally”
Techno 1 year later: the great alchemy war
2 weeks*
2 days**
2 hours***
2 minutes****
2 seconds **
"I fear not the man who has planted ten-million different plants, but the man who has planted one plant ten-million time's" ~Some punch kick dude
Sutaokami Yes this is good
more like 145 million times
Sutaokami nice Bruce lee reference. Knowing me I probably got the person wrong but it’s that one guy who punched stuff and is a self proclaimed try-hard sweat/martial artists
@@allen8655 dont worry about it, didn't know it was Bruce lee till you said that
Midnight Yep you got it right. Bruce Lee
after years of French class I can finally get the joke in his alt's name
the only reason why i would learn french
Can you explain it please?
@@muhammaddarrenputra6389 his alt's name is "pommesdeterre" which is "potato" (pommes de terre) in French.
Me who is alredy french :troll:
That is an extremely long word for potato
“this man has a mental illness”
9:41 LMFAO I DIED
Squid: "Who are you?"
Techno: *_"Death."_*
Apex reference
Actually Techno is potatoes
True.
Batman
xd
I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”
I mean, if paparazzi can do it
Why can't we ?
@@X-SPONGED its only stalking if its not done by multimillionaire company or company. did u ever realise how a a individual is not allowed to dump toxic waste in rivers but companies are allowed in major mass toxic dumps in rivers
well that’s a fancy way to pronounce it
Your not wrong
@@orange8216 *Well arent hypixel and youtube companies?And channels makes money as well,so doesnt that count as a company?*
Omfg techno was so much invested in this💀
well i also have faced some similar experiences in survival multiplayer so i don't blame him for it
It just gets you hyped up so much for reaching the top of the leaderboards😅
Dear techno army,
We know techno has changed our lives by cyberbullying
some people, gaining over 10 million subs. But the war is not
over yet, we need to make him reach 20 million subs and
force TH-cam to make him
a custom 20 mil play button by
1 June 2024 ,his birthday as
'Mere death cannot conquer
The Blade'
Okay but the fact they're both grown adults having a potato war is just- *their lives have peaked.*
Its the golden age of their lives.
Rose a sub has been earned (even if you dont post lol)
@@Wandejcjdn Oh well thanks aha!
@@rosemary8020 Another sub has been given!
@@GumSkyloard Thank you :o
"I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail"
thank you technoblade
,very cool
Does this mean he wasn't serious about his smp series?
@@catp6405 it's... obviously a joke...
@@AOZ. shhhh
That smart lol
After 2 yrs still my favourite series..RIP THE BLADE
Early reply
Early reply
Potato trilogy is timeless
This is truly the best minecraft series ever, at least for me. Rest in Peace King.
This man joined an entire SMP as a tactic in the Potato War, and didn't even care about it yet still was able to take over the entire world
@A Cheeseburger wbwn
Wow I can’t believe you are surprised, this is technoblade remember
That is Technoblade an indescribable man
That’s a surprise? He’s technoblade
U can not
I just realized that Techno’s alt’s name, pommedeterre, is French for potato (apple of the earth).
le epic
Next he’s gonna come out as potato sexual
apple of *earth*
Wow
i realized right away because im from Canada lmaoooooooooooo
I remember when this came out, it was the craziest sequel everyone was talking about. Thankyou Technoblade.
"Technoblade never dies"
-Sun tzu, the art of war
squid: "He has a mental illness"
Techno 1 minute later "so then I crawled through his farm and meticulously timing his minions and put it into a spreadsheet also I created an entire SMP series as part of my master plan"
I think squid might be right
@@thepoweroffreesh6820 It's called dedication... to an unhealthy degree.
@@thepoweroffreesh6820 Lmaoooo
ADHD hyper focus 😂
Not to lie but squid is right but squid also didn’t need to say it
"Damn i liked potatoes but not THIS much"
-Sun Tzu, the art of war
Lmaoo
Hahaha
LMAOOOOOOOOO
“Angry Peruvian noises”
Irish crusade noises
There is just no one else like Techno man. This man was absolutely one of a kind :,)
2:02 I didn't feel bad for squid but now I am jealous he got to talk to Techno but rest in peace. Maybe he would have hearted some of my comments if I grew up faster but nevertheless he improved my life and his videos were the first bit of very intelligent humour I saw in English.
When techno was getting alchemy I felt so bad for the number Number one guy, he must of been freaking out thinking techno was gonna take his spot too
Your pfp
It terrifies me
TheRedGuyYT I know the full image, you should be scared....
@@pb_x i'm gonna regret this but, Sauce?
TheRedGuyYT
Oh god, why’d you point it out??
@@pb_x sauce? For research purpose
Technoblade getting rank 4 in alchemy is the Hypixel equivalent of when Magnus Carlsen (current chess world champion) suddenly appeared on the fantasy football global rankings
Magnus Carlsen what?
And it was all to get better at potatos
@@duatia5315 uncultured swine
@@ej-jz5rc bro chill, magnus Carlson is not in the public eye, it doesn’t matter
@@alexstewart2897 it’s literally in the original comment
I remember foogle at first I didn’t know what technoblade meant but now I remember in the pitman video foogle trolled him by canceling the trade
i saw this when it came out and 3 years later ive seen every war 2-3 times and techno never stopped being funny R.I.P. king techno you are always in our hearts
Squid: Doesn’t devote every second of his day to farming potatoes
Techno: I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this
might wanna fix that typo my guy
VenomViper300 oh shoot thanks man
@@krillius5364 there was another typo
@@stubi3633 agreed
Elias Negishi where
"Timing each of his minions with a stopwatch every day to calculate his exact potato output."
Sounds like some anime protagonist.
OP protagonist who is somehow always smarter than his opponents
Except he has an explanation to his genius
So who is going to the anime of technoblade
Technoblade is Like madara but 100x powerfull
Light Yagami
Red Cannot Sing Next you’ll say: “It was all a part of the master plan!”
"Do not EVER let your opponent win, or else his potatoes will overtake you."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"Whatever you do, don't reveal all your techniques in a youtube video, you fool, you moron. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War." Best quote ever.
This video was the tipping point that has left me thoroughly convinced that Technoblade is fueled by nothing but raw spite and hubris.
POG PINNED BY TECHNOBLADE!!!
Lol
You know hubris was a word used to describe the gods, and technoblade is a GOD.
The content tho
Techno got lucky Bazaar made it so that you can only buy 10 stacks of an item per day
Techno: I started an smp series to throw him off.
What I hear after watching that series: I conquered the f*cking world to distract someone.
It’s like trying to win a chess match so you terraform mars to distract the opponent.
Wow this reminds me of the time where I played guess who to distract the president while I stole the 🗼
@@CrazyIwasCrazyOnce222 This sounds like something Peter Griffin would say
@@wonkyodin284 yeah, genius!
Where did you get your profile pic from?
babe wake up it's time for our monthly potato war binge session
“Is this dude really playing potatoes to?
This dude has a mental illness”
-Squid Kid
My favorite line in this video
Technoblade: “so I started an SMP earth series as a distraction”
Antarctic empire: am I a joke to you
Wavyflowz ALL ARE INFERIOR TO THE POTATOES
Imagine creating the most powerful empire in the world and taking over the entire planet and conquering space just as a distraction
@@nziomonly one person can do this only technoblede
Yes
Rest in piece king
Probably one of your best series
Thank you for everything techno, you can finally rest... It's now our job to remember you as long as we are still breathing in this tiny world of nerds.
I just love how mundane his voice is it makes this 10X funnier
I would like the comment but it’s at 69 likes
I've been watching his videos for years. I subbed when he had like 5k subscribers. That's what you stick around for. I used to watch his blitz videos all day because they were hilarious. ❤️❤️❤️
Techno has the voice of a normal HEY GUYS youtuber and a chill person at the same time
So controversial yet so true.
Surely you mean monotone? I enjoy the monotone commentary as well.
Squid: "im not joking im dropping school"
Techno: "that's not wise"
Techno: *"being #2 in potatoes doesnt pay that well"*
BOI
time stamp?
@@jay-co3lo 0:20 pause at last screenshot
You Local Ocygen Dealer. what anime is on your profile. :)
@@mtsakif1593 it's not an anime, it's a VTuber.(Streamers with Anime avatar.)
@@S.Fahren what? nooooo I thought it was a doujin
6:53
Outside:"I would never fo that, I am a good person. "
Inside:"It was too inefficient!"
😂😂😂
You know, i can't help but wonder what the devs/mods team's reaction was when they saw two players just skyrocket their potato harvest on the server
I was thinking “this isn’t that crazy”..... then I learned he uses spreadsheets
That's not as crazy as it might sound, I started using spreadsheets to keep track of enchantment books prices.
Trust me... he needs therapy - wait for potato war 3
The man is going to use inter-dimesional travel next or some crap
micromanaging. been around the practice since the masters of most games i play do that
@@seventhirtysix7794 you knew something
"its about to be exam season squid kid will be at his weakest" literally the funniest shit ive ever heard
I read that just as he said it
timestmp
@@chloe4157 5:56
Language lol
LANGUAGE!
-Badboyhalo
By 9:43 using math it took technoblade 26 HOURS and 55 minutes. Thank you.
If Techno used half of his brain on something else than Minecraft, he would either save humanity or end it.
Half? You mean 1% of his brain
How is this so perfect
The worst part about this is that its completely true. He's reached a higher state of existance than us.
Just you wait it's all part of the master plan
Probably end it, or at the mininmum take it over
"dropping out of school isn't wise"
"why, cause I need the education?"
"no, cause being #2 doesn't pay well"
damn...
Wow
Damn did him in like that
Pls timestamp
@@arnavyadav1324 no, this video is so good that there isn't a single moment worth skipping. you should watch the entire thing and you'll find out where it is
@@asianpersuasion4901 well that I can't disagree with sorry for bothering
Technoboade: The Video did alright.
The Video: His third most popular video
Happy Birthday, Technoblade
alternate title: techno spends millions of dollars to cyberbully a child on hypixel, then does it again
marmot man99 squidkid, he was 17
@@Samuel-dg4jv that's not a kid, that's a adult
888 likes, sorry, bouta ruin it :)
Is techno a millionare?
@@amelie6208 in Skyblock yes
Technoblade is the only adult person so dedicated to cyberbullying kids in a Block game.
idk how commas work exactly, and i just place them based on some gut feeling, but i don't think one' s supposed to be there
@@user-qu5bj6ee3o Lol,
Gullerod Jensen Then you clearly haven't watched flamingo
And getting views and money out of it.
yes,
13:48 "this man has been playing checkers while ive been farming potatoes. hes through" XD
the normal saying goes. paraphrasing: "this man has been playing checkers while ive been playing chess"
Thank you so much Mr beast for recommending this.
He made a whole series just to throw squid kid off his trail. Respect
Im pretty Sure that was a joke
Video games are serious business and should be shown with respect. - Techno
Leobastian 04 i doubt it.
I think he did it just why not and realised it could be a perfect tactic. Techno is incredibly smart so I won’t be surprised
PhoenixGamer10 | Gaming master plan
17Mystic yeah, he conquered all of SMP earth to distract a man from making virtual potatoes.
And then he covered up a massive glitch in the game and made his enemy think he had cause his potato amount to half.
A squid farms a million potatoes a day. A pig farms 15% more. Calculate the mass of the sun.
As Obama told me. IT'S THREE!
*yes*
Blue.
Bicycle.
It is equal to your mom's weight 😂😂
It's a terrifying and depressing feeling knowing that the Charming person your watching it dead it just feels wrong I wasn't a diehard techno fan for as long as some but the second I new who he was I watched every single one of his videos it's a feeling that I can't describe a overwhelming feeling of discomfort while I'm still a dumb ass teen and have only experienced one death technos death made It feel like two
"But the thing is, most opportunities are created by luck. It takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success."
- Technoblade (alex)
*Technoblade* *gets* *top* *5* *in* *alchemy*
*#1* *alchemy* *player:* sweats nervously
Technoblade gets #1 in all skyblock charts.
@@krackencrusader403 the real addicted advancement gotten.
da numba 1 alchemy player sweating nervously just techno almost got to numba 1 just to get the 24th minion slots
@@Someone-dh1pr to upgrade his rabbit pet*
4*
soo techno literally just conquered the entire world... as a distraction to his ultimate battle plan. dude's an absolute god
oh... wait what... hol' up
@@mtdeeley SMP Earth
I like it, but then un-liked the comment.
Normal Sunday for Techno
when u wanna like the comment but it already has 420 likes
Technoblade will always The true potato Champion.
Rest Well King
today i was having a really bad day, one of those days where my depression want to keep me in bed forever but i just came back to this series and to this day it's still one of the funniest things ever. i literally found myself reciting his words before he said them because ive seen these so many times. im going to miss techno til the day i die, he meant so much to me and so much to so many people. idk if i want to cry or smile but i dont want to die anymore because of him and thats more than enough
Thief: time to break into this house
Another thief: sorry sir but it’s not your turn to break in yet
He spent like 10 seconds casually mentioning an entire POTATO CULT that had broken into his farm. I must learn more.
The funny thing is that that’s how most high-level robberies work
@@masterdoge987 h-how do you know that?
@@lihretti how do u think?
A good assasin also knows how to steal
Plot Twist: This series is just a cover for his real objective which is reaching rank 1 in alchemy
Wait...🤭🤔
Hmmmmm
@Kaiden Cook *ghasp* We have been blind all along!
@@crystallxix1493 GHASPIFY OMGGG
He probably has most hours in skyblock
" I started an SMP series to throw him off the trail" -Technoblade
DUDE YOU CONQUERED THE ENTIRE WORLD AND FOUGHT IN WARS TO HIDE YOUR REAL PROGRESS???
I just need to watch this one more time
Techno's spreadsheet is titled, "very normal behavior" (10:23). I love this man.
i didn't even notice oml
it was probably tilted by 6.9 degrees.
*Nice.*
lol
And it turns out that this is the same spreadsheet he sent to Tommy way back when!
13:09
_"Most opportunities are created by luck, it takes skill to grasp those opportunities and turn it into success"_
-Technoblade
truly motivational
Surprised that came from a video about farming potatos
Ora ora ora!
Ok
Hmm, like for Technoblade, Minecraft Monday.
I hope his fans and friends keep his channel going, theres so much unreleased content that i hope comes to light someday just to keep his channel going and growing in his honour!
Who else is rewatching all his vids to show our love ❤️
Me
THIS MAN MADE AN SMP SERIES JUST TO THROW SOME KID OF HIS TRAIL. WHAT A POG CHAMP.
Yea
Or did he start the potato war to throw off his enemies in the smp?
@@dr.unventor oh yeah, this is big brain time
Stfu gacha kid
It was a hoke
So fun fact: Techno’s alt account, PommesDeTerre, mean potato in French. When it’s literally translated, it actually means Apple of (the) Earth.
I know lmao, I’m french
@@Beephobic1013 ok
SaltyStrawberris ok
SaltyStrawberris ok
SaltyStrawberris ok
techno is a true story teller, rip techno, u will never die in our hearts
When he said "I NEED 24 OF THESE" I genuinely flinched back and then started laughing. This man is a legend and if you don't think the same I have something to say: L NERDDD
This is the most legendary battle Minecraft has ever had. Absolute god-tier content.
we need another war !!!
I mean is just two mad man farming potatoes but sure
@@RED01SEA no, we need another god!
Killer bean
heard of huahwi vs xnestorio or tylarzz vs nestor in uhc kid???
"i'm quitting school, no joke"
"that's not very wise, being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well"
IM DEAD
Rip to the goat of Skyblock. He was truly unlike any other youtuber
JoicSeth where is that?
@@epsilon7878 0:19
JoicSeth lol
> _IM DEAD_
another one bites the dust
LMAOOOOO