Off Days: Meeting

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  • @DYLANBROCHILL
    @DYLANBROCHILL 7 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    amir is becoming a buff and a cool

    • @jakedocen8372
      @jakedocen8372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The only thing that he cares about more than money is cash

    • @climbitclimate
      @climbitclimate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Upvote Him to karma heaven baby!

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    I guess you could say amir was leading this meeting

    • @levi-randomclips9120
      @levi-randomclips9120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I don't think so, he didn't bring a fruit plate.

    • @JonVD1
      @JonVD1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      off with his head

    • @Captain_Jack514
      @Captain_Jack514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh Captain my Captain!

    • @AM-vb7vp
      @AM-vb7vp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      then it is a greeting

    • @luckerleyjean6168
      @luckerleyjean6168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ... For it is a greeting

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Please put Ben Shwartz an episode

    • @evanskinner4231
      @evanskinner4231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      maria brown the 300th episode of If I Were You is coming up, Ben will probably be on it, and they'll probably have him in an episode

    • @JeromeBeckett
      @JeromeBeckett 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And Thomas Middleditch!

    • @m93samman
      @m93samman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      JeromeBeckett Looking forward to seeing you... TOM!

    • @Bobpopsiculs
      @Bobpopsiculs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FUCKING YES GIVE THIS MAN A NOBEL PRIZE

    • @matthewleland5819
      @matthewleland5819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In other worrrrds, please make this jake and amir 😂😂. Hey I'm all for it let's just call it what it is though

  • @WixkedLovy
    @WixkedLovy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    You know what, sorry, you're going to think I'm an asshat, but I have to pause the video because I have to finish another video at 12:05 and it's 12:04 now. How's Christmas 2020 sound, at 5:30 pm?

    • @dereklam1225
      @dereklam1225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You and Ben Schwartz share a scheduling philosophy I see

    • @goonsgoons1
      @goonsgoons1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      VERY soon

    • @ssvoltage
      @ssvoltage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey bud it's coming up

    • @Spam-on9dv
      @Spam-on9dv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i'll be here, this Friday at 5:30 pm, you promised

    • @WixkedLovy
      @WixkedLovy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Spam-on9dv
      I don’t know if you’re aware, but there’s a pandemic. So yeah, I’m kind of busy. I’ll get back to it but it’s a bad time and bad you for trying to make me feel guilty about.
      Give me like, a year man. You have to give me that.

  • @GregariousFrug
    @GregariousFrug 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Geoff should've emailed to reschedule, this is unacceptable.

  • @ralleks
    @ralleks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    This meeting...
    It's never been

    • @donotworried
      @donotworried 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤜🤛

  • @Lurv3n
    @Lurv3n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "you haven't changed in over a month btw" I lol'ed out loud

  • @philipcapuzzi3997
    @philipcapuzzi3997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is like that old ben and amir sketch were ben has no availability until 5:20am ten years later and that gets booked while they're talking

    • @philipcapuzzi3997
      @philipcapuzzi3997 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/6xcyfgvvNJc/w-d-xo.html

  • @neutrinocoffee1151
    @neutrinocoffee1151 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This made me smile while I was coughing

  • @deltahedron
    @deltahedron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That was really fresh. That deadpan delivery worked so well with the ridiculousness of the situation and was different from recent videos.

  • @carrayying7508
    @carrayying7508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    What are you doing? I was willing to have a conversation with you. You're steamrolling it. You just have an agenda and you won't interact with me.

    • @IAmAndrew1
      @IAmAndrew1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      GOOD QUESTION BUSINESS IS BOOMING!

  • @justinz9225
    @justinz9225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Now we'll never know how the alligator joke ends.

    • @donotworried
      @donotworried 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @justinz9225 I can tell you now…scratch that, how about in 5 years? .. Tuesday, 11pm?

  • @joeyrozic1100
    @joeyrozic1100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This would be a perfect Ben Shwartz style episod "yeah hold that thought, gotta run"

  • @milindjoshi4280
    @milindjoshi4280 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amir's back with his Jesse voice @ 1:52 Love it!

  • @SpencerArinhaveamom
    @SpencerArinhaveamom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    HOWS THE HEATING IN THIS MEETING?!?!

  • @robbeers7252
    @robbeers7252 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best off days ep to date. Vintage Amir!

  • @AipomJG
    @AipomJG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    this video saved my life.

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You hadn't even watched it yet.

    • @AipomJG
      @AipomJG 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      didn't have to

    • @turnleftaticeland
      @turnleftaticeland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you said, "i love you"

    • @the-boring-car-guy
      @the-boring-car-guy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      turnleftaticeland I do, I love it so much

  • @tom_something
    @tom_something 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The tag at the end was hilarious.

  • @MegaClaymore123
    @MegaClaymore123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    hey can i have geoff's handsome face so I can wear it and be a handsome boy?

    • @Captain_Jack514
      @Captain_Jack514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Glokib I’d rather be a tricky boy

  • @XxYellowJacketxX
    @XxYellowJacketxX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    one of the best ones yet

  • @IMatchoNation
    @IMatchoNation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Geoff mentions Amir didn't change his shirt for over a month... after wearing the same shirt every time.

  • @lipglass
    @lipglass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This made me crack up thanks guys

  • @SSS-ie6mh
    @SSS-ie6mh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was a good one.

  • @haylowalker1252
    @haylowalker1252 ปีที่แล้ว

    the scream at the end omg

  • @cragland94
    @cragland94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the weirdest part of this video is that geoffrey still uses stumbleupon like it's 2011 or some shit

    • @zakesters
      @zakesters ปีที่แล้ว

      Stumbleupon was and is the beating heart of the whole Headgum operation.

  • @notstretch
    @notstretch 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best clip in a while because no mangeorge

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    why does it say gullible in the description?

    • @adityajoglekar1032
      @adityajoglekar1032 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fyukfy I hate you I actually fell for it dude fuck fuck

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fyukfy i refuse to fall for that 😂

    • @pennclick
      @pennclick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Old joke

    • @turnleftaticeland
      @turnleftaticeland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      almost. almost. you almost got me. i started scrolling. but not this time, fucker.

    • @DaleMallows
      @DaleMallows 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Asshole.

  • @CroshVine
    @CroshVine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this episode!

  • @alechanson1870
    @alechanson1870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    College humor should shout out this series

  • @grobertson9
    @grobertson9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Geoffrey's shirt's different in all the reverse shot.

  • @juventusfcrules
    @juventusfcrules 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How's the heating in this meeting?

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ... I'm only asking because I'm... Jake, what are you doing here?

  • @krazykookykid237
    @krazykookykid237 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you guys :)

  • @AwesomeLorenzoBros
    @AwesomeLorenzoBros 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I miss these days at HG

  • @jessetorres5461
    @jessetorres5461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    HENRY!

  • @Ashutoshlakra
    @Ashutoshlakra 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    jake was so funny in this video!

  • @NikSwiftDigs
    @NikSwiftDigs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A sublime ep., especially because it has an agonizing ring of truth to it.

  • @kcalbyrrah
    @kcalbyrrah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reminds me of the amir and Ben Schwartz meeting episode 😂

  • @LMNtaLXicon
    @LMNtaLXicon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cringe warning, but I just couldn't help myself. Y'all understand, right?
    Amir: "Pitches for new sketches?"
    Geoff: "Bitches pour you..."
    "..."
    Amir: "Nothing?"
    Geoff: "Sketches."
    Amir: "Said sketches."
    Geoff: "Skechers, then! Skechers, I said."
    Amir: "'Skechers, then' or 'Skechers, I said?' Because one implies I misheard and the other is - Either way, you're a dumbass."
    Geoff: "Stitches corn blue retches."
    Amir: "Now, see, you're getting further away from what I said, and that last one is barely a word, least of all one that fits in this context, which makes me wonder if you just couldn't come up with another rhyme for 'sketch'. I mean, 'corn' is a pretty poor rhyme for 'for'. It was a real stretch. See? There's two vastly superior rhynes, and i didn't even struggle too hard to think of them."
    Geoff: "But I knew it."
    Amir: "You knew it? Yeah? You knew it?"
    Geoff: "Exactly rice. My imagination."
    Amir: "Sorry, are you taking credit, or is your terrible imagination taking-"
    Geoff: "Yes! And it thanks you."
    Amir: "So your imagination, which is poor, knew 'stretches-'"
    Marty: "'Which is poor knew stretches?!' That reminds me of a suggestion I had regarding a new skit!"
    Geoff: "You have the floor."
    Amir: "Never presume authority. Marty, please: Your pitch?"
    Geoff: "My /suggestion/, I said."
    Amir: "/His/ pitch, /his/ suggestion, and you have nothing to contribute. Marty, pitches for new sketches."
    Marty: "...We roast you. Like the corn you are!"

  • @phobeon1274
    @phobeon1274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Guac!

  • @ItsHatch
    @ItsHatch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love you

  • @מידןטמיר
    @מידןטמיר 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amir made the Hollyweird Bouletard

  • @RudyRude69
    @RudyRude69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Classic

  • @CZnoob
    @CZnoob 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this a copy of the ben schwartz episode with jake? the collegehumor all nighter one or something?

  • @imakemusicplaylists9399
    @imakemusicplaylists9399 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Whooo I’m not the only one that says noon 30

  • @harrisonwest4032
    @harrisonwest4032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    geoff also hasn't changed in over a month lol

  • @sean_tr
    @sean_tr 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    In a while, crocodile?

  • @sirhawkjames
    @sirhawkjames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is fucking genius

  • @sludgehub
    @sludgehub 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    How's your January?

  • @AndrewBell
    @AndrewBell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Same clothes every day?

    • @Munkingly
      @Munkingly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Bombast They point that out in the vid brah

    • @levi-randomclips9120
      @levi-randomclips9120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Geoff pointed out the Amir hasn't changed in a month, but he hasn't either

    • @Munkingly
      @Munkingly 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Description points that out too

  • @PhatPotatoe
    @PhatPotatoe 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Monday November 6" so this hasn't happened yet?

  • @mastheimba5
    @mastheimba5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great vid! This is the same video as the "Should We Make Another Contest Video?" all nighter video with Ben Schwartz though right?

  • @alexf0723
    @alexf0723 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    How is it that they always meet wearing the same clothes?

  • @edwardwilliamson1
    @edwardwilliamson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doesn't look like Geoff has changed in a month either

  • @patricksteele9268
    @patricksteele9268 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Geoffrey, dinner tonight?

  • @emmanuelesparza6170
    @emmanuelesparza6170 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bring back Jake!!!

  • @rasmusslagsvold6180
    @rasmusslagsvold6180 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    woulda been dope if ya could get tommie hanks on here!

  • @michaelmuise
    @michaelmuise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tell your boom op that he can get better sound by placing the mic above the people. Source: education.
    Also congrats on getting the sub and more videos annotations on the right sides on the first try for once.

  • @charliepeck
    @charliepeck 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He hasn't changed in over a month either

    • @Timorio
      @Timorio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you know?!

  • @bransin
    @bransin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is a copy of the ben schwartz all nighter episode

  • @OrrWeiss
    @OrrWeiss 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    why did jake and amir move to this channel?

  • @KonkeyDongkey
    @KonkeyDongkey 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Beer:30

  • @calebezekielcollins1558
    @calebezekielcollins1558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This better be the next Jake and Amir . But with a new Jake 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🥇

  • @misspalen
    @misspalen 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂

  • @Lurv3n
    @Lurv3n 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    hahahah nice one

  • @PikachuStudiosOfficial
    @PikachuStudiosOfficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't Spoil Me But Thanks Anyways

  • @hamdanandalousiy4232
    @hamdanandalousiy4232 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuck me thats funny but please bring jake back in man cmon

  • @johnathonhealey4406
    @johnathonhealey4406 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    No Jake, no like

  • @creb672
    @creb672 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Change your shirt at least lol

  • @toniivanov3066
    @toniivanov3066 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    background is shit, otherwise decent

  • @seanchristopher7364
    @seanchristopher7364 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos just keep getting worse

  • @pash91
    @pash91 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol so they just replaced Jake with this guy and had a less successful gig?...BRING BACK J&A!!!

    • @theholiestfugly
      @theholiestfugly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1. No. Clearly Jake is in videos, but I'm gonna guess you haven't watched any. 2. CollegeHumor owns the rights to Jake and Amir, so, in simple terms, they can't. 3. They're trying different things. Cry about it.