I don't think there is a single piece of media anywhere in the universe that's as quotable as fuckin shake and a spear. I salute those coy spendthrifts
I am so extremely pleased with the acting in this episode. I previously made a comment about your stone faces growing soft, but this is a welcome return to the days of old and you are displaying quite convincing performances.
Ive noticed the "what are you" special effect joke is commonly used in the Jake and Amir universe. I really like it. It's just the perfect amount of simple absurdity.
This was really great!!! Liked and subscribed!!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE CONTENT LIKE THIS!!! I was laughing all the way through like I used to. Really great stuff from Amir. Natural chemistry. AMAZING WORK DUDES!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!
A cough drop for my crop top makes my girl's heart stop! I sucked on 10 lozenges with my grand nephew at a Sadie Hawkins dance. YOU WIZARD, YOU WARLOCK! He was Halls all along! This is like the early J&A when Jake was with his friends and Amir wanted to butt in with weird subjects.
This is insane... The last video I watched before this actually did have a bumper sticker on a t-shirt in a vlog... No joke. Watch 'smashing her sandcastle' by the kleb
POP POP. COUGH DROP.
I don't think I'll ever forget that weird rhyme for as long as I live.
As long as it’s chubby a girl will rubby
When I read your comment my first thought was "POP POP watch'n heathens drop"
@Brian K. Scott A diphthong makes my dith long.
Dithk. Er, dick.
@@LazarusIsBackBaby If you're going to have that line on deck, you should be able to say it. Like, get it out crisp. Let's go- 1, 2, 3...
Idk why but "a cough drop makes her harf stop" is literally the funniest thing i've heard in weeks. I keep rewinding back to that line lmao
3 years later but for me it's always been the face palming "a cart stop makes her heart drop"
He was halls the whole time.
Hahaa..ohmygod
Like his mother. The youngest one threw SQUIRRELS.
@@IMatchoNation I was in the library and because of you, i am not allowed to return x'D
@@NDJunction Libraries have very strict anti-beefing policies :(.
Always has been.
Amir being OG amir 👏👏
Now that's Amir we all love! He needs a SCROLL right now!
A scroll would have been perfect...missed opportunity!
its locker room talk! you know how LOCKER ROOMS TALK?!?!?!?
I don't think there is a single piece of media anywhere in the universe that's as quotable as fuckin shake and a spear. I salute those coy spendthrifts
Whenever someone says "locker room talk" I say this immediately.
Locker rooms don't ta- do you think a locker room was saying that?
You think the emails were about us?
@@GG38429 exactly right
Do y'all think they were paid for that? Or do they love Halls or some shit.
Jake and Amir own a Halls franchise
Cause they're just gobbling down these these these these these these these these these these these lozenges
I heard Jake's uncle works at cough drop factory.
The proof is in the smile, and people only smile when they're happy!
He got like a billion dollars for the commercial
Going to wine country is a perfect first date!
And not a place that's close, go real far. And not in a plane, drive in a car.
And by the end of the date be down on one knee and this is your plee: Will you marry me?
i say let her decide. it is 2011 after all
jon butler that's the second time you A got the year wrong and B didn't chose a date going
If it's a weekday...GO TO WORK!
You can tell Jake's been cracking up when he makes that weird squinting face
Nathan Johnson one take jake
11 years and he still can't keep a straight face
I think it’s just his go to face at this point haha
I love when HeadGum dives into absurd humor.
rnjbond so always then?
I am so extremely pleased with the acting in this episode. I previously made a comment about your stone faces growing soft, but this is a welcome return to the days of old and you are displaying quite convincing performances.
Shin Suzumebachi I think its because this is just straight up a Jake and amir, familiar ground for them
Shin Suzumebachi heh! I remember reading that comment.
Ive noticed the "what are you" special effect joke is commonly used in the Jake and Amir universe. I really like it. It's just the perfect amount of simple absurdity.
Anyone else concerned that Marty keeps having these dreams let alone the fact that he's enjoying them.
i mean...i want to bring it up in a meeting but... *HOW* ?
xD
It’s called Divorce Disassociation. It’s when your parents are so divorced that any reality is better than your own
Even after all these years, Jake can barley hold it together when he doing a bit with Amir. Just amazing ❤️it makes me so happy
YOU DEMON, YOU WARLOCK!
SuperUnavailableName *wizard
You demon, you sorcerer!
He was bread the whole time!
JuniorSkeptic halls*
I CANT HAVE A GODDAMN COUGH DROP?
Maybe they should try it with some of that homemade rabbit jam
I’m so glad they are making videos, I was so depressed when jake and Amir ended. I’ve watched them since the beginning.
Marty always falls asleep mid ice cream sandwich. I think he has blood sugar issues
Amir’s valet line is maybe the most transportive sentence I’ve ever heard, and I’ve read his screenplay
"Not needing a receipt"
I don’t need directions, I printed a Map Quest.
WHAT ARE YOU, MAN??!
Just commenting so the algorithm lords bless this underrated gem. Sweet life on deck I mean.
Surprised at Amir here, he can usually wax poetic about a myriad of hot topics, guy talk or otherwise
Good to see insane amir back, missed you, you coy diva
This one of those rare channels where i actually look forward to the comments.
They should end all of these with the ice cream dream. Hilarious!
This is awesome. Best HeadGum video to date
This was really great!!! Liked and subscribed!!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE CONTENT LIKE THIS!!! I was laughing all the way through like I used to. Really great stuff from Amir. Natural chemistry. AMAZING WORK DUDES!!! PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!
Oh my god this is so good, this is how it should be, with Amir being the weird one!
Lol beginning to think all the Off Days are in Marty's head.
Jay Milligan that would make a lot of sense lol
Jay Milligan It went from a dream to a wet-dream the moment he saw Halls. Or when Geoffrey mentioned Sweet Life on Deck.
No matter where Amir goes, he will always rhyme.
Not needing a receipt makes me laugh my ass off
The ending is so peak
I come back to this a year later and it's still so, so funny.
Sounds like you need to get this down on a scroll.
o sheesh y'all
Jonathan Van Damme T'was a dream!
For the wolf.
I love when the video starts and for a small moment, it's unclear which person is going to be extra
BOWLING ALLEY
feels like a real return to form here
Wish headgum was always like this!! Classics
funniest part of this is that suite life on deck is somehow accepted as conventional guy talk
Now this is some real J&A.
I love me some of that throwback CH Amir!
I'm now convinced everyone at Headgum has magic powers.
Suite life on deck is so good such a deep cut
Jake and Amir: Guy Talk
This is great. I missed the old J&A formula
A cough drop for my crop top makes my girl's heart stop! I sucked on 10 lozenges with my grand nephew at a Sadie Hawkins dance. YOU WIZARD, YOU WARLOCK! He was Halls all along! This is like the early J&A when Jake was with his friends and Amir wanted to butt in with weird subjects.
"pop pop, cough drop" gets me everytime
I love this so much.
What was he eating at the end?! looked yummy
yess!! great to see amir back to him old self!!
Geoffrey's face at 2:08 is gold and memeable
Amir's face at 1:29
That´s awesome, Halls
Cmon Amir needs to go in some sort of hall of fame for his style of comedy + acting
Jake's face is the best
You wizard! You warlock!
one of my favorites
GREATEST OFF DAYS EVER!!
the ending was perfect
Amir been working out I see
Amir's Lists should be another mini series
The comment section is either criticism or Jake & Amir quotes
Yeah the two things you can fuckin take away from the video. What is your point?
I deserve so much more than this.
One day geoff being geoff, another day jake being geoff, now amir being geoff
I don't need directions, I printed a mapquest
Back to the gold
Amir has now teleported twice, the first time was in poster ideas
Amir's face at 1:29 hahahahahahaha
These are the best when Amir is the insane one
They're all wearing the same shirt, just in different colors lol.
You guys are funny together! Good chemistry!
I feel like this is a sequel to Jake & Amir: High School Friends....
I just noticed this is the same ending as “Who’s it gonna be?”
I love it, I can't breathe without expression... if I may, you then me, maybe, jesus.
This episode screamed jake and amir
Geoff: can't help but notice your watches changing episode to episode. Are you a collector?
2:04 Twist! Amir is jacked
That just geeked me high ass 😂
YES!!!! More!
This is a headgum video
Sorta on the FEEEENCE about 😂😂
2:03 Flex them guns, Amir!
You reused the Marty clip
That's the joke?
You wizard; you warlock
This is insane... The last video I watched before this actually did have a bumper sticker on a t-shirt in a vlog... No joke. Watch 'smashing her sandcastle' by the kleb
In der klerb, we all fam
Chill guys. It was a weed brownie dank dream.
Incredible
2:26 Broad City reference?
In da clurb, we all fam.
You demon! How do you make condiments and halls?!
He was halls the whole time!
The marty dream ending really kills it, in a bad way
Anyone notice how he said not having the eggs instead of huevos lol
I think the marty ending kills it.
Why don't you have her on more videos? Not as the lead but as the STAR
He's a halls of himself
He was Halls the whole time!
2:12 He accidentally got one right
Some of these things I think were pretty manly. Like chips in a hat? Don't need no plate! BARBEQUE SAUCE! How else are you supposed to grill?
HALLS. YOU'RE HALLS