The Sickness That Needs No Cure

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  • It's called Southernitis, and thankfully it's highly contagious.
    #itsasouthernthing #sotrueyall

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  • @m.j.piazza7853
    @m.j.piazza7853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    "We got a lady who done cut her finger off."
    "Y'all need duct tape?"
    "Yep, that oughtta do it!"

    • @cristinitacorazon3377
      @cristinitacorazon3377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Duct tape, WD-40, and baling wire will fix anything for a bit.

    • @juddpalmer5445
      @juddpalmer5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cristinita Corazon Don’t forget the zip ties and superglue.

    • @bff1316
      @bff1316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I use lectric tape myself, still got most o them

    • @Kaitlynstwist
      @Kaitlynstwist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is SO my family😂

    • @MTDfilms
      @MTDfilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Are you sure canada is not secretly America

  • @Serenity777Sue
    @Serenity777Sue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2823

    Guy on the ground - Yes ma’am
    EMT lady - He’s positive for manners 😂

    • @tammycenter8757
      @tammycenter8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That was my favorite line.

    • @Tina06019
      @Tina06019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Minnesotans are positive for manners, too, lol.

    • @themillar2858
      @themillar2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tina i think it was the ma’am that showed his southern manners,some of my family is from snt cloud and they like my nicest family lmao

    • @serenitypiya8044
      @serenitypiya8044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have my name serenity

    • @mrsbigmamayas3765
      @mrsbigmamayas3765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Walter-wo5sz
    @Walter-wo5sz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1785

    My blood type is Louisiana hot sauce.

    • @denisenunya2619
      @denisenunya2619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Mine is sweet tea HELLO!!!

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Walter 1408 I love me some Tabasco. :-)
      Made down there in good ol’ Louisiana. 🥰

    • @Walter-wo5sz
      @Walter-wo5sz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The Army got me started on Tabasco in the MREs. Good stuff.

    • @faithcastillo9597
      @faithcastillo9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey, so's mine. With a dash or two of pepper sauce.

    • @hickskm
      @hickskm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My blood is sweet tea cause I’m from Tennessee y’all

  • @michaeldavidson9939
    @michaeldavidson9939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

    My oldest daughter went to RIT in upstate New York to college. Keep in mind we're from Arkansas and she had lived her entire life in the south. One morning she called me, and with complete disbelief in her voice said "Daddy, these people up here don't know what sausage gravy and biscuits are!"

    • @foggyfrogg
      @foggyfrogg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      😂 I was born and raised in Northern California, but raised by family from Arkansas. I was stationed in upstate New York for a couple years and boy did I miss home cookin and good southern food in general. Still do cause unfortunately I don't live anywhere near them. I make do with my own attempts but it ain't the same.

    • @ilovelemons6632
      @ilovelemons6632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I live in Northern California...what's sausage gravy and biscuits?

    • @foggyfrogg
      @foggyfrogg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ilovelemons6632 😂 I'm from Northern California too. :)

    • @foggyfrogg
      @foggyfrogg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤦🤦🤦 I just realized I already mentioned that in a comment. Blonde moment 😂😂😂

    • @petevonstettina8627
      @petevonstettina8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm from NY....born n raised and I didn't know what a grit was until I went to Montgomery Alabama and had some at Waffle House. Yankeeland doesn't know what it's missin with Southern cookin!!

  • @monitor1862
    @monitor1862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Mmm southern food. Shoot we'd deep fry water if we could.

    • @RainCheck797
      @RainCheck797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sooo this is a thing that has actualy happened😅

    • @cathuff5802
      @cathuff5802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      We have and we succeeded

    • @l01j99
      @l01j99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And it would be delicious!

    • @aaronthomas8834
      @aaronthomas8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We do, it’s called that Georgia humidity in late spring and all summer :-D

    • @debrawyza3217
      @debrawyza3217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haven't had deep fried water before. But I have had deep fried Pepsi and deep fried kool-aid. Both are quite yummy.

  • @karenwichmann7986
    @karenwichmann7986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    I'm not even remotely southern but this is funny. I love the chemistry the cast has. I don't trust people that don't like gravy.

    • @protojager
      @protojager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Matt (bald one) is my favorite on the channel, everything He's in is good, skits, shorts, rankings, southern certified, always a good time when He is in the video.

    • @justanawkwardddlcfan
      @justanawkwardddlcfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same. I dont trust people who dont like bacon either.

    • @point_decascadia
      @point_decascadia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same here, I’m from the Pacific Northwest and this is hilarious.

    • @prilknight
      @prilknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gravy is your friend. Sawmill gravy, red eye gravy, tomato gravy, chocolate gravy... It’s all good on biscuits.😂❤️

    • @slcRN1971
      @slcRN1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karen Wichmann : I didn’t start liking gravy and biscuits until we visited my relatives in Kentucky. My oh my, my grandmother made the best southern foods and used only her hands to measure with. My mom couldn’t cook, just bland unseasoned things (that’s why I learned to cook to feed all of us). Sausage gravy is now a favorite of my (converted to the south) husband.

  • @zalphinian
    @zalphinian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    My favorite part? When he sais the summer could be the cure but they've tasted the food and now know why we never leave. If that's not the truth I don't want to know what is!

    • @ariannapac6535
      @ariannapac6535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best food for sure!!!! Food with soul.

    • @tammycenter8757
      @tammycenter8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My feelings exactly.

    • @Candice144
      @Candice144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh yes it is!!!

    • @pumpkin3.1415
      @pumpkin3.1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The south is where the food is at

  • @dawge30
    @dawge30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    Southernitis is NOT a disease, it's a blessing!

    • @janicesullivan8942
      @janicesullivan8942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Amen to that!

    • @dwigamaniac
      @dwigamaniac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Moved from Mid-West, not going back y’all!

    • @deannarose7000
      @deannarose7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That's something someone with Southernitis would say!

    • @thatonecandor
      @thatonecandor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dwigamaniac I'm in the midwest, it's STILL cold as hell.

    • @lollycherub4317
      @lollycherub4317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Only TRUE southerns stay up until 3:00 AM watching this and also some 🍵:) sweet, preferably.

  • @nicoleabed2480
    @nicoleabed2480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    "oh no, y'all need some duct tape" 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

    • @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
      @Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Duct tape fixes everything

    • @jeanette8943
      @jeanette8943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Best line!!!!

    • @librarygyal0589
      @librarygyal0589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious!!

    • @daddyquatro
      @daddyquatro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl
      If you can't fix it with duck tape.
      You're doing it wrong

    • @wvceli8618
      @wvceli8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nicole Abed Up here they call it West Virginia chrome!

  • @jenniferwintz2514
    @jenniferwintz2514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Years ago, my sister and her husband were hosting guests from England. I invited everyone over for breakfast of homemade buttermilk biscuits and sausage gravy. They were so apprehensive with the food description, but once they saw and tasted all was good. They were envisioning some sort of cookies with brown gravy! Bless their hearts.

    • @steadmanuhlich6734
      @steadmanuhlich6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jennifer, thanks for sharing your story. Made me chuckle! :D

    • @crawfordroses
      @crawfordroses 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol U.S. cookies are called biscuits in England--think of the phrase, "tea & biscuits," literally just tea and cookies. British scones are the equivalent to U.S. biscuits.

    • @paintedcrow
      @paintedcrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@crawfordroses a scone is not a biscuit 😂

    • @Rookseven7
      @Rookseven7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've eaten British food before and I honestly believe that they don't know what food is 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jacquelinecallejas1390
      @jacquelinecallejas1390 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Rookseven7 Saw a play regarding the history of the Irish. At one point the cast says "but to tell the story of the Irish we also have to talk about the history of the British." And then they go -In the year blah blah the British invaded China, in the year whatever they invaded India, the same with Jamaica. etc. And then they say "Obviously, they were trying to escape their own cooking!" I had some really good Chinese and Indian food when I visited London so they did have a point..

  • @bartjohnson5708
    @bartjohnson5708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    I see no reason to ever leave the South

    • @sumnerwaite6390
      @sumnerwaite6390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed!

    • @jayferguson9968
      @jayferguson9968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I could maybe see to visitin', but y'all don't even know what snow rilly *is*. Trouble be that the prime time for the visitatin' is in the winter; but then, I'd surely miss the snow. :)
      Bless your hearts, but how is it in the early spring? maybe the end of winter?

    • @jayferguson9968
      @jayferguson9968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carolinaember
      That's what the garage is for. :)

    • @gus473
      @gus473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jayferguson9968 It's not the auxiliary party room....? 🤔🤷‍♂️

    • @anonymouspost8407
      @anonymouspost8407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't either until the Army and then work after. I stayed in Virginia but the Northern Most City. Still get back to good ole Topsail NC but I look and feel like a tourist.

  • @KimberlyGreen
    @KimberlyGreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    You folks need to put together an Intro To Southern playlist that we can share with less fortunate souls.

  • @chrisb3522
    @chrisb3522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Do you know the difference between a Yankee and a damned Yankee?
    A Yankee comes to visit and always goes home. A damned Yankee comes to visit and never freaking leaves.

    • @slcRN1971
      @slcRN1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      chrisb3522 : my husband (before I met him here) got orders for here in the south, back in the early 1970s and refused to live up north ever again. He calls the south home. He doesn’t miss the winters, the rude people, nor the very high cost of everything.

    • @Ishasgirl
      @Ishasgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Not quite, in my opinion a damned Yankee is one that stays down here but won't stop complaining or talking about how they do (insert thing here) better up north.

    • @lynnepaulocsak122
      @lynnepaulocsak122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that's why I'm glad I didn't stay in the south.

    • @hlynnkeith9334
      @hlynnkeith9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ya know, I was sixteen before I learned that Damned Yankee was not one word but two.

    • @pumpkin3.1415
      @pumpkin3.1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      See im in between because I love the snow and love the cold but at the same time that Southern culture and food is something you cannot beat

  • @bartho5212
    @bartho5212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    “Uh..umm, what’s that word I’m looking for?”
    “Flavor.”
    “Mmm.. that’s it.”
    Haha! Love this!

    • @denisecelestine3830
      @denisecelestine3830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So true, we Southerners know if your food don't have flavor you have officially lost your Southern Card and will not be allowed to cook for anyone that knows better... which includes family, and friends!

    • @bartho5212
      @bartho5212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Denise Celestine- PREACH!

    • @yaoibabe
      @yaoibabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@denisecelestine3830 that info spreads like wildfire lol people you ain't even met before will know it 😂

    • @johnree6106
      @johnree6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@denisecelestine3830 i thought it's when you stop cooking with butter or deep frying something

    • @denisecelestine3830
      @denisecelestine3830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnree6106 Yes that is true but with one exception if it is concerning your health and only if you really must cook with no butter and have nothing fried then you definitely must ensure Mrs. Dash and all her herbs along with other any herbs make those dishes good are else you will lose your card!

  • @justinemadigan9620
    @justinemadigan9620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how they used "Tony Chachere's cajun seasoning" as the smelling salts! 😂

  • @rachelace6102
    @rachelace6102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My Dad was from PA, came down here to NC on vacation and never went back again except for reunions and funerals. Seriously.

  • @yaoibabe
    @yaoibabe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1003

    "Snow"
    "Blizzard of '93!" 😂 Girl, you got it bad

    • @lauramc5688
      @lauramc5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You know the funny part. It was the blizzard of 91. Not 93. Minnesota native wishing she could catch the same virus.

    • @candacematthews1987
      @candacematthews1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I remember that blizzard. March of 93. I was six and didn't understand what was going on... Had never seen snow before. When everything calmed down, my mom took us outside and we took pictures in the snow. My cousin had us eating it, she told us it was good ice from heaven lol

    • @kamikazecassidy
      @kamikazecassidy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yep. March 93. I was about the same age and stuck at my cousin’s house. I remember when my dad finally made it through. He acted like he had conquered Everest. Haha

    • @jasonsobol32
      @jasonsobol32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You guys make me feel young, I was almost 15 lol

    • @elizabethhamilton9522
      @elizabethhamilton9522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We almost died! Our furnace went out for four whole hours!

  • @TheLuckyjoenga
    @TheLuckyjoenga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I love this channel! Ya'll show the world the true South! It don't matter if you're black, white, Asian, Indian, ect. We're all lucky enough to be born in the South or live here longer than 10 years, you're Southern! I thank God I was born here every day! And I welcome anyone who wants to be Southern to come on down! We'll set a plate out for ya'll! 😁
    Keep making these videos! They make me happy! 😊 ❤️

    • @tammyogden
      @tammyogden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheLuckyjoenga @❤️ditto!!!!

    • @jmoney6791
      @jmoney6791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Born and raised in North Carolina and still here

    • @slcRN1971
      @slcRN1971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jayman Hardev : my husband now been here, since the early 1970s. NC has some beautiful places!

    • @johnchandler1687
      @johnchandler1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Southern Born Southern Bred, And when I die I'll be Southern Dead!In 1966 my S. Mississippi born grandpa was on a guided tour of a Civil War museum in Virginia when the young tour guide asked how he liked the "deep south". He replied: why you little SOB, I drove a thousand miles north to get here. He was not a tactful man, but southern to the marrow. Also made the best hand squeeze d cat head biscuits you ever ate.

    • @allanfranklin9615
      @allanfranklin9615 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@buckeye5689 whats your point?

  • @cindycchesney5716
    @cindycchesney5716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When my husband got transfered to the north, I cried so hard that he had to drive the entire way. When I drive my vehicle wants to head only one way HOME to the SOUTH!! Goin home soon for good

  • @slayer8actual
    @slayer8actual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    "This is ridiculous!"
    "Hush!"
    "Puppies......uh."
    Uh, oh. She got it too.

  • @wanda520
    @wanda520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    A yankee on another channel asked if southerners eat deviled eggs at Christmas. Silly question!

    • @chadwickluther1478
      @chadwickluther1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Shoot... I will eat deviled eggs any time! Anytime...anywhere!

    • @AflacMan13
      @AflacMan13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      My Momma calls ‘em Angeled Eggs... because nothing THAT delicious could have come from the devil. 😋😋😋

    • @albertbingemer7224
      @albertbingemer7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Christmas? Try bout every Sunday at mommas house!

    • @zacharymiddleton9530
      @zacharymiddleton9530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol, we don't get to have them very often but we normally have them for 4th of July, thanksgiving and Christmas (I'm a southerner)

    • @bluebirdonmyshoulder5633
      @bluebirdonmyshoulder5633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well, of course we have them every time the family gets together. 😂

  • @epicepidemic7131
    @epicepidemic7131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    GREAT Story: In Baton Rouge, we had a weekly radio call-in show with our governor. A nawthern-er was FURIOUS about our failing schools, crappy roads, corrupt politicians, etc. Said he was taking his family back North! There was a long pause... Then the radio host and the governor said, one right after another: "But...it's COLLLLD up there......!" / "You're gonna miss the fooooooood!!!!"
    Those were their only answers, as if those were THE right answers!!!

  • @CeltKnight
    @CeltKnight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can we get a cure for the Snow Birds that come down for the winter and gripe about how things are "sooooo much better" back up north ... from whence they came running ... to the South ... to hide from the "greatness" of the north?

  • @smorgan7297
    @smorgan7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I was not ready for the, "Raise hell, praise Dale". Great job Matt & Bonnie.

    • @anyabutkovich3158
      @anyabutkovich3158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s Tamika, Bonnie is the blond one

    • @melanisticmandalorian
      @melanisticmandalorian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do they mean Dale Earnhardt ? OR Jr ? Or What other dale ? I'm guessing Sr. for #3

    • @ISS600
      @ISS600 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anyabutkovich3158 I think it's Jada.

    • @LowlanderNurse
      @LowlanderNurse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@melanisticmandalorian Sr. Is #3

    • @cteal2018
      @cteal2018 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melanisticmandalorian no one worships Jr. 🤣😂😅

  • @johnbutler5650
    @johnbutler5650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I was working a construction job in eastern Tennessee ( probably 30 years ago ) and was sitting in a bar one night listening to a guy from Kentucky and a guy from Maryland arguing about who was not really from the south ( I’m originally from south Mississippi and all I could do was shake my head ).

    • @zoe5213
      @zoe5213 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my daddy always pointed out he was from Southern Mayland

  • @kayjay8790
    @kayjay8790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “Wash rag (aka warshrag), buggie, toboggan” 😂 southern words for sure!

  • @hollyfisher8811
    @hollyfisher8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Southernitis & Gravy Blood"😁🤣!!

  • @furin121
    @furin121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why haven't I seen all ya'll at the Oscars? This is so much better than what's coming out of Hollywood! :D Keep up the good work.

  • @judithjermark3367
    @judithjermark3367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Moral of story: don't eat southern food if you ever want to
    return home.

  • @benharrison1069
    @benharrison1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Whoever writes these skits is a brilliant Southerner and the actors ain't too bad either.

  • @deadaccount7848
    @deadaccount7848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I literally clicked this one min after it was posted.

  • @rhyfelwrDuw
    @rhyfelwrDuw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm not even American and never lived in America, but I love these "It's a Southern thing" videos!

  • @carieannpayne7091
    @carieannpayne7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As the Pacific Northwestern wife of a lifelong Southern man...I know for a fact this is a true and accurate representation of what happens to folks that come in from the outside! I wouldn't dare drink my tea *gasp* unsweetened now and y'all know I'm fixin' to cheer on my Dawgs this Saturday!

  • @homicidalpsychojunglecat7925
    @homicidalpsychojunglecat7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone who tried to move to AL from MN, I love it. Btw, in MN the blood type is cream of mushroom and our manners are called "MN nice."

  • @Purple_Usagi281
    @Purple_Usagi281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I feel your pain. I’m a southern woman living in the PNW. Every time I go back to the South, it gets harder and harder to leave.

    • @jayferguson9968
      @jayferguson9968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Erie winters?

    • @barbkeen1221
      @barbkeen1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I see y'alls two answers and raise one to NW North Dakota winters! 🙂 We're getting snow tonight into tomorrow. 😢

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hear ya, I miss parts of Georgia something fierce!

    • @Katzztar
      @Katzztar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was born and raised Texan. I loved nearly everything about it save for two things: most of current politics (I lean to independent & dem, Texas had some bad Reps lately ) and the heat. Out of the two the one I can't ignore is the heat as it started to affect my health. After employers having to call ambulance when I had breathing problems at least once every summer for 3 years in a row, and docs saying that its extreme heat that would trigger bronchio-spasms which lead to asthma-like symptoms, I finally decided I had to move to a cooler region.
      So I've lived in southern Wisconsin for 10 years and only once did I have one of those episodes (wildfires were to blame). Yeah it gets cold, but that's the point. And yeah more than once I wanted to move back down south. But then I remembered the misery of having those bronchio-spasms … and the heat induced migraines

    • @Purple_Usagi281
      @Purple_Usagi281 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Ferguson Weeks of rain.

  • @MelB868
    @MelB868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I live in alabama and we call them wash clothes and those other things buggy and toboggan isn’t that what everyone calls them?

    • @tammyogden
      @tammyogden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mel B @ I agree I thought that’s what everyone called them too

    • @queenartly3323
      @queenartly3323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live in NJ. I called them carts and skullies( those hats) However, I have family from down south so I understand the words.

  • @kenmurray25
    @kenmurray25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I caught that malady in 2002. Lived in Michigan for 22 years. Moved to Texas and I’m never going back, bring me another steak, and some more bbq.

  • @davidr6585
    @davidr6585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "He's positive for manners" and the seriousness and severity of her look LOLOL

  • @lscblackwell9202
    @lscblackwell9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I have this and I NEVER want to find a cure! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevensanders7202
    @stevensanders7202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    For the love of Petes' sake ! Y'all are going to have to keep preaching to the choir and NOT tell everybody else. Next thing you know everybody'll want to move down here........ Dang! It's already started. See whatcha did ?! Lol. Keep it up guys. Y'all are hilarious ! Bless your hearts.

    • @kinzieclausen1350
      @kinzieclausen1350 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven Sanders no thank I love my state of Minnesota too much except in the summer time

    • @nobackhands
      @nobackhands 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Yankee visits, a Damn Yankee stays

    • @hkirkgearing
      @hkirkgearing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Current state of Nashville at this moment..lol...My home! There was a billboard in the city, and it said something like "Stop moving here, we're full" 😁

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no literally my gram ma came out from cali 20 odd years ago. my mom followed her a few years after. brought my bro and me.
      then bout 5 years ago my moms bff from girl scouts moved out from cali. and started bragging on facebook and shit out GREAT it is out here how quite and cheap it is. and in the last 7 years the number of city folk has sky rocketed BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE CANT KEEP YO MOUTH SHUT

  • @paulervin1610
    @paulervin1610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You ain't southern if you've never used ducttape to bandage a cut hand/finger.

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or super glue.

    • @ravengale
      @ravengale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In NY we use electrical tape.

    • @pauljacob2449
      @pauljacob2449 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      working construction we use what is handy -old rag -duct tape -masking tape plastic flagging whatever works. Oh by the way working in the Pacific Northwest.

  • @charlesmangum3108
    @charlesmangum3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dad had so much gravy, he said that if they took a blood test, that his blood would be "white sop." Well, I thought he was joking; now, I am beginning to wonder if he were telling the truth.

  • @justinlong5892
    @justinlong5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "He's positive for manners" That's a fact. For 10 years I was with a chick from Philly. Her, her friends, her family, none of them had manners, let alone table manners. It was like being at the table with a bunch of pigs. And most of them had master's degrees.

    • @jeanmartin6410
      @jeanmartin6410 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You were with the wrong northerners. Here in Minnesota, we look down on people with no manners. You open the door and hold it open for everybody behind you. Period.

    • @voyaristika5673
      @voyaristika5673 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

  • @johnwycough1955
    @johnwycough1955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    After "cut his finger off again" I would have bet she'd have said..."Bless his heart." Awesome

    • @languagelearningdabbler
      @languagelearningdabbler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s what I expected!

    • @stevencovington4715
      @stevencovington4715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, No, No... She's STIIL a damn Yankee in this scene. She has only BEGUN to convert. She hasn't yet reached the " Bless your heart! " phase.
      ( Forgive me, Talia, I know you were born and raised in Alabama ... The things we must endure for our art...)

  • @DefyingGravity923
    @DefyingGravity923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Duck tape fixes everything!! 😂😂

    • @DodiTov
      @DodiTov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wellll...duck tape and WD40. "If it moves and it shouldn't, Duck Tape. If it don't move and it should, WD40." Basic handyman knowledge.

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DodiTov Otherwise known as what every man should have in the house.

    • @louisrossin4496
      @louisrossin4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duck it or fuck it

  • @o_Heckle_o
    @o_Heckle_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I'm from Germany and want to have Southernitis so bad! Hopefully one day 🙏
    I love your vids ❤

    • @cristinitacorazon3377
      @cristinitacorazon3377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It's all true. We'll all cart you around and feed you.

    • @o_Heckle_o
      @o_Heckle_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cristinitacorazon3377 Aww, that would be a dream come true 😊❤

    • @mikeries8549
      @mikeries8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's easy. Just go to Manila, Arkansas and try to blend in.
      If you can.

    • @o_Heckle_o
      @o_Heckle_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mikeries8549 I'm afraid my accent would give me away in a second, but another place I'll think of should I ever get the chance to visit the South 😊

    • @justpassingthru3186
      @justpassingthru3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Come on over to South Carolina!😁

  • @biondatiziana
    @biondatiziana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "He's positive for manners" -- love it!

  • @walterfielding9079
    @walterfielding9079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm going to be honest, I feel like that when I leave from visiting family in Georgia. I don't want to go back, food is too good, winter weather is so much more tolerable, and etc. Lol.

  • @MariaGutierrez-eh3ec
    @MariaGutierrez-eh3ec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Last week 29 degrees this week 77... Gotta love the southern winter.

    • @jackgibsxxx0750
      @jackgibsxxx0750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Late February -11°
      Early August +100°

  • @bco8878
    @bco8878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Emt: snow...
    Lady: Blizzard of 93! 😄

    • @randlebrowne2048
      @randlebrowne2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It *was* a memorable year. After the blizzard, pretty much the whole Mississippi flood plain was covered up to the rooftops in melting slushwater.

    • @devinday5759
      @devinday5759 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was that the blizzard that happened in March?

    • @bco8878
      @bco8878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@devinday5759 Yeah, I was still a little kid when it happened so I was just excited that I got to miss school🙂

    • @bluerosedwarf1746
      @bluerosedwarf1746 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Randle Browne I lived with both. We came to Tennessee (lived in Missouri at the time) for “spring” break, and that spring was the Flood of ‘94.

  • @indecisive.325
    @indecisive.325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Can my brother contract this? That boy done need some manners

    • @bluestories7816
      @bluestories7816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im southern and i dont have manners im a rare breed of stupid not even from Florida

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluestories7816 Go back to China bro

    • @bluestories7816
      @bluestories7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen im american dude

  • @e.dnorth
    @e.dnorth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    as someone who was born in '93 I will never stop hearing about the blizzard of '93. sigh. and I was born in the summer!!!

  • @cottonballus
    @cottonballus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The twelve people that didn't like the video must had to go home!! Y'all can come back any time! We'll get you southern right.

    • @lindaharr2696
      @lindaharr2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 times!!

    • @freyaegrey
      @freyaegrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm guessing they're Minnesotans that are jealous of southern winters.

    • @younglaster
      @younglaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know they'll be back for the holiday meals.

  • @graced4844
    @graced4844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    as someone who used to live in the south, this is hilarious. yes, the south is the greco-roman underworld.

    • @wolfydonut1997
      @wolfydonut1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ikr i lived in alabama for a while and i just cain't stop lovin the food and stuff :D

    • @Fnberg744
      @Fnberg744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Arkansas. The other California.

  • @pn1457
    @pn1457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Her “ I would have fought you” for me as a southerner is equal to anything written by that old English dead dude Shakespeare.

    • @ineedamirroroferised2844
      @ineedamirroroferised2844 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "That old English dead dude"! 😆😂🤣Oh my stars and buttons, that's sooooooooooo knee-slapping funny, I reckon!
      That's as funny as what I call Shakespeare: Old Shakey.

  • @blkhemi3925
    @blkhemi3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My southernitis kicked in when I met my wife... Born in New Jersey, came it Ft. Bragg NC... That dang southern bell put it on me, 15 years later I'm still here!

  • @lisajackson9431
    @lisajackson9431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You finally got a taste of some food with flavor." LOL!

  • @pointly
    @pointly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    God bless the South.

  • @OldToughDW
    @OldToughDW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    At 18 I left home in California and started heading east. Somewhere around the Pecos River I caught "southernitis" and have never gotten over it. It's snowing here in Idah.....

  • @peaches0799
    @peaches0799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Thought that he was in a Turkey coma.

    • @aaronthomas8834
      @aaronthomas8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tameka Thompson that’s also was I was expecting

  • @paulrussell91
    @paulrussell91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    as someone from Scotland (GB) who married a Tennessee girl this was me any time the words go home were mentioned on a visit

  • @DragynryderMW
    @DragynryderMW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I was born in WVa. Now I live in Ohio, and so look forward to the day we move south. But I have to be near my mom as she is elderly, and like many older people, she is stubborn and won't move now. While I want to be warm in the winter, I hope she has many years alive still.

  • @meticulous_pickulous30
    @meticulous_pickulous30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Y’all done tasted the food so now you know why we don’t leave either” LOL 😂 if that ain’t the truth. Gotta stay close to that gravy and biscuits and fried catfish👌🏻

  • @certoglenn4840
    @certoglenn4840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Three or four bouts with southernitis usually ends up with permanent SDS (southern drawl syndrome).

    • @freyaegrey
      @freyaegrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can confirm

    • @MatrixDownload5150
      @MatrixDownload5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m from Chicago and somehow I got a Southern drawl! It skipped a generation! Great aunt 4x got it Grandmother got it none of her kids but I got it so bad my momma don’t always understand me! 2nd exhubby from Louisiana and his entire family completely understand me! Even when I ask for hush puppies and actually do toss ‘em to the dog!

    • @snow-wlkr7xplorer494
      @snow-wlkr7xplorer494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sho' rite!

    • @ineedamirroroferised2844
      @ineedamirroroferised2844 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I talk with a drawl for the fun of it. Beautiful accent! Somebody thought I was making fun of him and I said, "No way no how nooooooo, I'm not making fun of you, sir! I loooove the Southern drawl. It's beautiful and if you don't believe me I reckon I'm fixing to cry." That straightened him out and he never again accused me of making fun of him again, thank goodness. Bless his heart, I can't believe he had originally thought I was making fun of him.

  • @robert_mn
    @robert_mn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Spent most of my life in the south then moved to Minnesota in the middle of January. Clearly I have something else wrong with me

  • @imsamuelbartz
    @imsamuelbartz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Next Episode: When a Minnesotan moves to the South.

  • @RANDALLOLOGY
    @RANDALLOLOGY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yep, them northerners don't know what their missing with our Southern food and sweet tea. Lol

  • @gatorgirl738
    @gatorgirl738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wrong color of gravy if he’s from the south....only brown gravy in the true Deep South!❤️

    • @Birdbike719
      @Birdbike719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not if its on chicken fried steak!!!

    • @brch2
      @brch2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Look at Kay, pretending to be Southern... bless her heart.

    • @gatorgirl738
      @gatorgirl738 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      brch2 born and raised in Savannah, Georgia. Can’t get more southern than that my love. ❤️😘

    • @Ishasgirl
      @Ishasgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No, you need at least 3 different kinds of gravy in your diet! White gravy, brown gravy and chocolate gravy lol

    • @robertdavis5976
      @robertdavis5976 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ishasgirl My wife's favorite gravy is the chocolate variety!

  • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
    @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I only wish all southerners were positive for manners.
    To that a**hat out there who laid on the horn then tried to run my ambulance off the road... Git yourself to California or New York, or some other state where people are equally nasty behind the wheel. Be glad I didn't have a patient in the back right then.
    And lmao about duct tape.

  • @gracies1376
    @gracies1376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You can fix ANYTHING if you have the essentials: duck tape, paper towels, and tie wire. You live off this stuff in the south 🤣

    • @sharondavis9541
      @sharondavis9541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      add WD40 & hay rope to that list & it will be complete

    • @mikeorr3333
      @mikeorr3333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      coat hanger wire is an approved substitute for tie wire, anytime.

    • @TheOReport1994
      @TheOReport1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bailing wire works too!

    • @TheOReport1994
      @TheOReport1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sparkles999rose2 To fix things with them.

  • @AngeliaGurnerpersonal
    @AngeliaGurnerpersonal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Oh, no. Y'all need some duck tape?"

  • @freyaegrey
    @freyaegrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As a Minnesotan with southern roots, I feel this on every level possible.

    • @freyaegrey
      @freyaegrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also the humidity in the Twin Cities is nearly as bad as the humidity in the south. But y'all have air conditioning.

  • @mayday6168
    @mayday6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    yup, the main source is food and kind (most of the time) people. I was born down here and when my cousin came, she got it.

    • @aaronthomas8834
      @aaronthomas8834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mayday if you ever run into someone who isn’t kind, they’re not “from ‘round these here parts”. I believe I saw the recent statistics that say only 40% of the people in GA are actually from GA. It’s why so much has changed for the absolute worst in metro Atlanta.

    • @anthonystrickland7049
      @anthonystrickland7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, it's not kindness, it's politeness. Bless your heart is always a polite phrase, but it is frequently not kind.

  • @edthomas7307
    @edthomas7307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If these continue on the level of excellence they are going, I'll have to rank them right up there with The Big Bang Theory. Only better because of the Southern themes.

  • @chefbanjo8139
    @chefbanjo8139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Zatarans over Tony's? Heresy.

  • @heidimarchant5438
    @heidimarchant5438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's right about food with flavor, since I moved to Wyoming I cook my own food. If I cook for anyone else then I have to tone it down, people out here don't like food with flavor.

  • @Chielo019
    @Chielo019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2 seconds into the video and I already knew he had the 'Itis. 😂But when the EMT lady said, "I would've fought you" I died. Ain't nobody wanna go back to the cold! Me: Always wanna move North for the summer. But can't leave in the winter.

  • @cedubs999
    @cedubs999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    IAST rocks with these little short skits. I laughed so hard I almost dropped the dish I was worshing.

  • @stephenblessed92
    @stephenblessed92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "He's positive for manners." I'm dying.

  • @sherrymadden2599
    @sherrymadden2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am sharing your channel with everybody and their grandmaw! My Northern friends and mates from the U.K. are getting tickled by your antics!!❤

  • @amandasaint8513
    @amandasaint8513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Y'all need some duct-tape?" 😂😂😂 Good ol' boys coming in with wash rags and duct tape bandages are classic

  • @doughesson
    @doughesson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Playing Yankees?
    Do Talia Lin's & Adam's acting skills have ANY limit?

    • @anthonyreed3682
      @anthonyreed3682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would have to answer no on that. Even though I know that was a rhetorical question.

  • @davidmcleod6032
    @davidmcleod6032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    This is why you never feed a yankee.

    • @bradleypayne2495
      @bradleypayne2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Like stray cats on a back porch.

    • @randlebrowne2048
      @randlebrowne2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bradleypayne2495 Or "trash pandas" (racoons) digging for leftovers :o)

    • @younglaster
      @younglaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you. I'll be using this line at Thanksgiving AND Christmas dinner. I am forever grateful!

    • @BookmarksandBookshelves
      @BookmarksandBookshelves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Too late, I fed one and he married me. 😆

    • @bradleypayne2495
      @bradleypayne2495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@BookmarksandBookshelves Well, at least you saved one. Bless their hearts they'll starve up there in that cold.

  • @mygreenfroggy
    @mygreenfroggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OMG, my life in Washington state, lol. Those people didn't know what to make of me and I had to explain everything, it was just pitiful. But I did introduce a lot of them to Southern cooking...

  • @dxrk_sxol8202
    @dxrk_sxol8202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bruh,
    I just started watching this channel and I’m addicted now.
    Edit: I liked my own comment lol.

  • @15yrsandastory
    @15yrsandastory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Snow should have been followed with "bread and milk!" for true accuracy. Boy I remember that one time I was snowed in during Blizzard 93. I was about 12 I think.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wouldn’t leave the South for Minnesota either

  • @jamesbrinley8453
    @jamesbrinley8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    aww yes I do love living in the South. bless there hearts.

  • @rick694
    @rick694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I’m a retired paramedic. Love this!! 😂😂 I about fell out of my chair.

  • @enakelly9974
    @enakelly9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got a bad case of Southernitis when california re-elected Pelosi again. Thirty plus years of her nonsense my immune system was knocked out. Had to return to the South. I do miss good Mexican food though. BTW, love these sketches.

  • @lukaspaul1845
    @lukaspaul1845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I live in Minnesota and now it is 41 and it is should snow on Thursday.
    Please like so the will see

  • @tstepp71
    @tstepp71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Well... That explains why SC has more transplants than natives....

    • @alesiabradley5399
      @alesiabradley5399 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How true we have turned into the new Florida here the woods are being cut down to make ugly cookie cutter living space for snow birds who live on top of each other. The deer have no place to go. I remember dirt roads pigpaths and blackberry vines every where now their gone. Stupid snow birds!

  • @marksmadhousemetaphysicalm2938
    @marksmadhousemetaphysicalm2938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If he came down from Minnesota, he's already got manners, but the gravy is definitely a positive sign...😁

  • @beverlycrusher9713
    @beverlycrusher9713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i have a confession, i am a addict, i have ben a addict for the past fifty years, ever since i went to see my grandmother, she got me hooked on the REAL hard stuff, it is something fierce, i still remember the first time she gave it to me, that first bowl of field peas and turnip greens and god help me her hoe cake corn bread , it was that dense kind where a single piece is a meal unto itself , and if you were to drop the that piece on to the floor, it would crack the floor, and lord help me i am still addicted to her fig preserves, i loved them so much i learned how to make jelly and figs. to paraphrase a lewis grizzard album, i am an American by birth and a southerner by the grace of god.

    • @steadmanuhlich6734
      @steadmanuhlich6734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Beverly, I enjoyed your comment, about the "hard stuff" and fig preserves, etc.Thanks for writing what you did. :)

    • @beverlycrusher9713
      @beverlycrusher9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@steadmanuhlich6734 it is about as true as it comes.

  • @nikkiezzell3713
    @nikkiezzell3713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was like wait I use that in my gumbo is that Cajun seasoning? lol.

  • @jadetryingtochill1259
    @jadetryingtochill1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Me: from Oregon with no intention of leaving “you mean I could still be southern”

    • @RainCheck797
      @RainCheck797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Absolutely hun! Its like a parasite you grow to love...like children 😂 anyone can catch it at anytime and it breaks your heart when its not around.

    • @randlebrowne2048
      @randlebrowne2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Southern is a state of mind, more than a location.

  • @mombo5975
    @mombo5975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You finally got some food with flavor
    There’s no reason to ever leave the south I had an argument with my best friend today he wants to move to New York as an adult bless his heart

  • @keithjames4803
    @keithjames4803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Three? Raise hell and praise Dale! I love you guys. Earnhardt forever.

  • @ellianajones66
    @ellianajones66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This channel is so Underappreciated! You guys need so many more subscribers. Your skits are awesome!

  • @cherokeesfinestindian
    @cherokeesfinestindian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I live in the south but yet in the north. I live In NORTH CAROLINA. LOL

    • @Drakijy
      @Drakijy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      still more southern than Florida

    • @cherokeesfinestindian
      @cherokeesfinestindian 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Angel Bulldog hello how ya doing?

    • @proto8432
      @proto8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Drakijy You have obviously not been to the panhandle. Don't judge us by Miami, Orlando, or Tampa.

    • @Drakijy
      @Drakijy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@proto8432 well, that's where you're wrong, bub. I've most definitely been to the panhandle many times and it absolutely lends to coloring my impression of the snow-bird state.

    • @faithcastillo9597
      @faithcastillo9597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey to all y'all fellow Tar Heels. Born in AL, live in NC, Southern Gal thru and thru!