Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • @elhamburgerisimo
    @elhamburgerisimo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6722

    It's amazing how they got the real Michael Jackson as a kid and then waited for him to grow up to do his second verse, truly amazing work.

    • @kingofdeath9012
      @kingofdeath9012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      And they waited for Elvis to evolve into his newer form too

    • @Ihavenousernameidea
      @Ihavenousernameidea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bravo Erb!

    • @sagethebattlegod
      @sagethebattlegod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wow fr? No wonder, it looks really authentic

    • @rbexcess
      @rbexcess ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “No! It’s stupid actors on a screen” 🤓

    • @unx57
      @unx57 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah elvis truly knowed that micheal was gonna become white

  • @hpblue4u452
    @hpblue4u452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19501

    “I didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla”

    • @_neon-xeon_3966
      @_neon-xeon_3966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +956

      Technically speaking, he did lose some chocolate because of his skin condition and he added some vanilla after that so that he won't look like a human made out of cookies and cream

    • @fazejayedaneley979
      @fazejayedaneley979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      When I herd that I laugh so hard 😂

    • @fenjelly5166
      @fenjelly5166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@AlphaHelix01 lol

    • @AceXyrder
      @AceXyrder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Lmao I thought it was a reference of elvis eating chocolate everyday for breakfast lmfao

    • @emperorredabilitysfollowin2753
      @emperorredabilitysfollowin2753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ...

  • @adrianloveslucius
    @adrianloveslucius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18130

    Older MJ was so good, too! But that kid deserves serious props.

    • @MonCappy
      @MonCappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Who is now an adult. ;_;

    • @adrianloveslucius
      @adrianloveslucius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      @@MonCappy that's how time works, my darling.

    • @MonCappy
      @MonCappy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@adrianloveslucius I know. Still reminds me of my age, though.

    • @adrianloveslucius
      @adrianloveslucius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@MonCappy I hear that! Same, bro. So old.

    • @DabbinGamer
      @DabbinGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MonCappy p

  • @JadenWhite-kq1yt
    @JadenWhite-kq1yt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +321

    "didn't lose any chocolate just added I just added vanilla" is the best line I have ever seen

  • @bryannjoshuafrancisco8365
    @bryannjoshuafrancisco8365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15986

    I love the fact that they depicted Michael as a child then as an adult.

    • @weetilindqvist1524
      @weetilindqvist1524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

      Yeah, and young elvis started eating and became fat elvis

    • @darkinubs5055
      @darkinubs5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      He didn’t lose any chocolate he just added vanilla

    • @nataleecalvin4918
      @nataleecalvin4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know

    • @tredaman4382
      @tredaman4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      John Wick but that wasn’t thriller era Michael, it was bad- history Michael era

    • @tredaman4382
      @tredaman4382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Wick oh, I thought you were talking about the video

  • @sheacorduroy5565
    @sheacorduroy5565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6954

    “Your daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy.”
    OH MAN, THAT’S GOTTA HURT.

    • @bonniebluebells
      @bonniebluebells 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      it does

    • @Penguin99997
      @Penguin99997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      it probably did

    • @wolfgang7812
      @wolfgang7812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      So who beat gold records out of Elvis???

    • @starviper1813
      @starviper1813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@wolfgang7812 his producer

    • @quintariusgooch
      @quintariusgooch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Both the burn and the beating

  • @gregorywilkinson5731
    @gregorywilkinson5731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27748

    This kid is STILL one of the most charismatic actors yall ever had

    • @goose2088
      @goose2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      What about Gorchev from Stalin vs Rasputin.

    • @LiamCameron77
      @LiamCameron77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@goose2088 pretty sure that was loyd

    • @Tysamtommysmithtrickshots
      @Tysamtommysmithtrickshots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@LiamCameron77 Stalin was epicllyod

    • @gunnargetz5980
      @gunnargetz5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Tysamtommysmithtrickshots Pretty sure Gorbachev was too

    • @dakingbey
      @dakingbey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Cleopatra as well

  • @OdinssonLive
    @OdinssonLive ปีที่แล้ว +7790

    Fun fact:
    The kid that plays young Micheal Jackson is an actor called Bentley Green. You might recognize him from:
    Mr. Iglesias, Greys Anatomy, School of rock or another show/movie.

    • @lunarrover4923
      @lunarrover4923 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Omg that's awesome! He does a great job in this rap too

    • @vampvhs
      @vampvhs ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Damn I was about to freak out until I realized it’s not the OG school of rock, that’s one of my top 3 movies and I thought he played Leonard but I realized he’d be too old to be this young playing Michael Jackson, still he’s got a nice catalogue I hope ERB helped him breakout as an actor

    • @keithharrissuwignjo2460
      @keithharrissuwignjo2460 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He was Rakeem?

    • @Daveaintreal
      @Daveaintreal ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@vampvhs It probably helped him get his acting gig

    • @NervousLin
      @NervousLin ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Best part by far ❤️

  • @perryphillips2919
    @perryphillips2919 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26963

    That moment when you realize at one point, Elvis was Michael’s father-in-law...

    • @wolfgang7812
      @wolfgang7812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

      It's a good thing the marriage didn't work out after all. Fancy having Elve-is for you father in law.

    • @WeaponXPunisher
      @WeaponXPunisher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1659

      @@wolfgang7812 Elvis was long dead before they got married.

    • @sofuture6164
      @sofuture6164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      oh uh well that's akward

    • @-MrGoogle
      @-MrGoogle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      say no to drugs please

    • @-MrGoogle
      @-MrGoogle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      say no to drugs please

  • @empressangeline6942
    @empressangeline6942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10612

    “I stole from black culture why are you offended?”
    Lmao

    • @besisis1308
      @besisis1308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Wouldn't that make him MORE offended?

    • @kawaiipotatoes3822
      @kawaiipotatoes3822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

      Bes Isis well michael jackson kind of went from black to white

    • @kalfy430
      @kalfy430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      What a great line

    • @scottprice4892
      @scottprice4892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Bes Isis Jackson was more white than a albino

    • @isaakwelch3451
      @isaakwelch3451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      @@kawaiipotatoes3822 He had a skin condition that caused his skin to lose pigment

  • @_myst_4267
    @_myst_4267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12106

    "I stole from black culture, why are you offended?" is pure gold.

    • @FRESHTEA4U
      @FRESHTEA4U 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      IKR OMGGG. HE DESTROYED HIM. DID EM DIRTY 😂

    • @zain6008
      @zain6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I think its insulting to Elvis to say he stole. I dont even like him but he helped the public accept blacks making music.

    • @mr.reliable7385
      @mr.reliable7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Damn 😹😹😹

    • @himlolo
      @himlolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Kinda disrespectful to Elvis tho.

    • @SamSam-gl8iw
      @SamSam-gl8iw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      @@himlolo also disrespectful to Michael, he didnt choose to have vitiligo. He was a proud black man and said and showed that many times

  • @PoweroftheP00f
    @PoweroftheP00f 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +291

    This video is 11 years old.
    And I JUST got the "Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up" joke 😅. Clever lol

  • @verynormalhumans4420
    @verynormalhumans4420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21152

    "I stole from black culture, why are you offended?" Was so brutal that it actually forced Micheal Jackson to age.

    • @aeonianataraxia
      @aeonianataraxia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      I don’t get what it means tho lol

    • @hewhoplugwalks
      @hewhoplugwalks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

      @@aeonianataraxia Basically, Elvis is making fun of the vitiligo condition Michael Jackson had. Ie, saying that Jackson shouldn't be mad that Elvis stole from black culture because Jackson is technically 'white' (at least in terms of complexion).

    • @aeonianataraxia
      @aeonianataraxia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +899

      @@hewhoplugwalks damn, Michael totally won that tho with the line “didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla” adding on 2 the fact that he is not white, and is still a proud black man

    • @matrix5000100
      @matrix5000100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@hewhoplugwalks they write nonsense and have no idea.

    • @toogud7918
      @toogud7918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@hewhoplugwalks but Elvis didn’t steal from black culture

  • @adamward4848
    @adamward4848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25274

    Let's be honest...that kid was freaking awesome

    • @irfanhamid7347
      @irfanhamid7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      You are right....his flow is sick MAN!

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

      Damn. He must be like 18-22. by now.

    • @shmodayoda7836
      @shmodayoda7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      @@amuroray9115 9 years damn

    • @luisarmandohernandez723
      @luisarmandohernandez723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Agree

    • @zoot7981
      @zoot7981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@amuroray9115 damn like say if he was 12 in the recording he would be 21..Jesus has it really been 8 years…and is 8 years that long..

  • @ary_leivers0720
    @ary_leivers0720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3467

    The Michael child was really good. Like really really good!

    • @pcvrisepic
      @pcvrisepic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Hunting420 Bentley Green.

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Child Michael Jackson: "the kid in me loves the sweet corn crunch"
      Adult Michael Jackson: "the adult in me likes the kid in me"
      Family Guy reference*

    • @alibastican541
      @alibastican541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @SuperVince93Kaioken THAT WAS HIM!?

    • @joshualyle3699
      @joshualyle3699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the grown up Michael Jackson was trash

    • @ary_leivers0720
      @ary_leivers0720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joshualyle3699 no not at all

  • @santividal9387
    @santividal9387 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    I just love the Elvis voice. No one is giving it enough recognition

  • @theosw6961
    @theosw6961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4855

    So impressed that they could get a kid as talented as they did.

    • @Erybadynotat
      @Erybadynotat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Right? He was pretty good.

    • @squabbbb
      @squabbbb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      That's just EPICLloyd in makeup actually

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      PEPPER nope, it’s actually a kid. He hasn’t posted in a few years. I think he became a rapper, which personally I think was a waste of potential.

    • @experiment913
      @experiment913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@TheEmeraldMenOfficial r/whoooosh

    • @joxterror
      @joxterror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The Emerald Men Official r/wooosh

  • @AjannaWashington
    @AjannaWashington 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4948

    "Didn't lose any chocolate just added vanilla"
    I AM DECEASED

    • @Egomie_666
      @Egomie_666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Don't PHAN!C At My Chemical Disco You Crybaby It's true that line is genius! After his death they actually found he still had black spots around him because of Vitiligo so yup he just got some Vanilla 😏 haha.

    • @porygon4023
      @porygon4023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i dont understand

    • @mb-176
      @mb-176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Porygon Michael Jackson was born black, but due to an illness called vitilgo his skin was turning white.

    • @marlenewilson5729
      @marlenewilson5729 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Janna The

    • @AjannaWashington
      @AjannaWashington 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mateo Geraldino uhhhhhh thanks

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5607

    DIDN'T LOSE ANY CHOCOLATE, I JUST ADDED VANILLA
    I love that line so much lol

  • @thog17
    @thog17 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    “Here’s a tip :
    Don’t swallow a bucket of drugs so that you won’t die on the toilet, dropping hunks of burning love …” LMFAO

    • @JordanRivera-bd5cx
      @JordanRivera-bd5cx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Burning love is actually one of Elvis’ songs

    • @capst4r
      @capst4r 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      that one got me giggling

  • @akorn9943
    @akorn9943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12844

    The actor for Young Micheal was great! So weird to think that he’s probably an adult now.

    • @lifewithzinnah
      @lifewithzinnah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      his name is Bentley Green

    • @shem7146
      @shem7146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      He's still pretty young. About my age which is 18.

    • @anaccount4354
      @anaccount4354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      He's 20.
      And that's not okay.

    • @Yourgrandmother.
      @Yourgrandmother. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@anaccount4354 what's not okay?

    • @MYSTERY_STORYSHOWER
      @MYSTERY_STORYSHOWER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@anaccount4354 yeah what not ok

  • @d.g.6147
    @d.g.6147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5797

    "Your daddy beat gold records outta you like alchemy" is probably in the top ten most brutal things I've ever heard.

    • @anywaythewindblows8938
      @anywaythewindblows8938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Right?!

    • @0duwa3d
      @0duwa3d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Explain

    • @matta6161
      @matta6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      @@0duwa3d alchemists work with elements, back then they had tried to turn certain ones into gold. The Jackson 5 was rumored to be very abusive behind the family-friendly image they put out, with Michael’s dad being very hard on him to put out hits, many of those hits also ended up being certified gold later on.

    • @alecocothunder8277
      @alecocothunder8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@matta6161 wym being certified gold later on

    • @matta6161
      @matta6161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@alecocothunder8277 lots of Michael Jackson’s songs and Jackson 5 songs alike became certified gold through sales and charts success. Gold is one of the ranks a song can get to be certified.

  • @mememememememan7401
    @mememememememan7401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11863

    He protecc
    He attack
    But most importantly,
    he he

    • @louiejones4725
      @louiejones4725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      and the comment of the day award goes to...

    • @charminbear4626
      @charminbear4626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Underated

    • @blacktegu1554
      @blacktegu1554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He He

    • @jjrjunior2382
      @jjrjunior2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Why did this made me laugh so hard?

    • @louiejones4725
      @louiejones4725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@jjrjunior2382 did it make u go HEE HEE?
      lol i had too

  • @hardeeharhar18
    @hardeeharhar18 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bro 11 years later AND THIS STILL GOES HARD ❤️‍🔥

  • @zino618
    @zino618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32613

    I like how erb respected michael by saying “I didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla” knowing Michael was still a proud black man

    • @Chillbird235
      @Chillbird235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

      @Elijah Bernal yes it was

    • @Chillbird235
      @Chillbird235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      @Elijah Bernal elaborate

    • @legordo8874
      @legordo8874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      @Elijah Bernal *and he was never seen again*

    • @detectiveunknown9304
      @detectiveunknown9304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +907

      @@Chillbird235 **Disagrees without giving evidence and leaves.**

    • @JuanCarlos-dz4tz
      @JuanCarlos-dz4tz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@Chillbird235 I mean where's the proof they said they added this line out of respect for MJ

  • @dankson5016
    @dankson5016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2762

    “Your daughter came to me.
    I took her to my neverland ranch to HEE HEE”
    Damn

    • @torinoeldridge8062
      @torinoeldridge8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That was classic..lol

    • @ghost_perk1530
      @ghost_perk1530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Chungus Sniper I can’t tell who won. It’s pretty close.

    • @Notreallyrihaan
      @Notreallyrihaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thas deep

    • @makemecry6604
      @makemecry6604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      “I only let you marry her cause I knew you’d never bang her”

    • @dankson5016
      @dankson5016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      makeMeCry방탄 lit

  • @pisshead1471
    @pisshead1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5933

    Everyone talking about how the kid Michael Jackson was so charismatic, but holy shit the guy playing Elvis Presley was great with the voice.

    • @The_Algae
      @The_Algae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      That's EpicLloyd.

    • @charredembers6353
      @charredembers6353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      Lloyd kills every role he plays, but since he’s in a majority of battles it’s not as note worthy as when there’s a guest, hence why they talk about kid Jackson.

    • @eyesack2776
      @eyesack2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Honestly the kid still did better than epic

    • @thatonepokemonfan3767
      @thatonepokemonfan3767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Epiclloyd

    • @thatonepokemonfan3767
      @thatonepokemonfan3767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eyesack2776 bentley green?

  • @AdamCartel
    @AdamCartel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    The _best_ draw in ERB. Both went hard, both killed it, both won.

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah, the weakest one is Old Elvis, and even he does a pretty solid job of it. He's just a 7 in a field of 9s and 10s.

  • @MarioIsAwesome15533
    @MarioIsAwesome15533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6783

    Nice Peter looks like half of all living people on earth
    EpicLLOYD looks like the other half

    • @deborahcornell171
      @deborahcornell171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      That's one of the best observations ever!

    • @mrturtleman7694
      @mrturtleman7694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Honestly so true.

    • @Dashometry1774
      @Dashometry1774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Girls: WaT aBoUt mE

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Dashometry1774 lol, good point. They need to do some videos as women, and I'm sure they'll pull it off.

    • @cod7war
      @cod7war 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@dirrdevil they did Sarah Palin vs lady gaga

  • @ImmortalKat4ever
    @ImmortalKat4ever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2327

    The detail of Elvis eating a bunch of sandwiches during Michael's second verse and then being fatter for his own second verse... Even back in the day ERB was so clever.

    • @fawazimad1801
      @fawazimad1801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      "I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up
      Call me Ed Sullivan
      Shoot you from the waist up"
      How is no one talking about that line?! That is just too clever for it's own good!!!

    • @SwiftCreationStudio
      @SwiftCreationStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I caught both of these I didn't catch the "Fat Elvis" transition at first but it really is great and a bit disappointing people latched onto Michael's shift and his line. I guess Fat Elvis is just a bit more subtle
      As for the Ed Sullivan thing I got that immediately, I don't know much about elvis in terms of history but that is well known. Great reference though XD

    • @SwiftCreationStudio
      @SwiftCreationStudio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Ava Cockslave Dorado I actually noticed it by accident, I paused my video for some reason to comment on something else and when I scrolled back up I was like "hold on, Elvis has a bit of a belly here, I thought he was pretty skinny in the first verse" then I remembered fat Elvis is a thing and was looking if people noticed it because everyone harps on Michael's "just added vanilla" line definitely great to see people aren't completely blind lol

    • @rayonstanislaus32
      @rayonstanislaus32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael Jackson won right like he has more subscribers than Elvis

    • @jd3587
      @jd3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What was in those sandwiches, lard? LOL

  • @Noctua8
    @Noctua8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    Wow "didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla" why is that so fire???? 😂

    • @Noctua8
      @Noctua8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jubileegabrielmateo7437 wow I actually didn't know that

    • @dahammhamm590
      @dahammhamm590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Noctua8 And knowing is half the battle

    • @thanoscrabs7590
      @thanoscrabs7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jubileegabrielmateo7437 I have vitiligo on my chest and little on my arm that's how it happens wow

    • @thanoscrabs7590
      @thanoscrabs7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jubileegabrielmateo7437 what the fact you wouldn't expect anyone with vitiligo to see your comment or I didn't know how it happened also I got laser surgery to were it supposed to cure the vitiligo but I stopped because it made my skin tender and it hurt

    • @thanoscrabs7590
      @thanoscrabs7590 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jubileegabrielmateo7437 I don't think it.can can it just search it can't although it does give you low self esteem

  • @PereMarquette1223
    @PereMarquette1223 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    To this day, old Michael Jackson is still one of Peter’s best impressions.

  • @Jake-es3mo
    @Jake-es3mo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13700

    Who’s here rewatching all erbs

  • @rileysnyder611
    @rileysnyder611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2095

    Can we just appreciate how well NicePeter played old Michael jackson

    • @jbard9892
      @jbard9892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Can we appreciate the fact that that kid upstaged both of them?

    • @lukepearson4611
      @lukepearson4611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      When you said old Michel Jackson I thought this was a joke about him playing a black kid Well🤣🤣

    • @harpertayback8663
      @harpertayback8663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This is one of his best portrayals of a character imo. They're both just so great at capturing the essence of these characters, and the fact that they have such adaptable voices and faces helps with that too. Fantastic makeup artists and costumer designers too, of course.

    • @TheNotSoRealJeff2
      @TheNotSoRealJeff2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I am pretty sure that EpicLLOYD and NicePeter can play and look like anyone.

    • @alexandradiaz5921
      @alexandradiaz5921 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bardoobardoollllllllllllllllllllllllllll Kylie

  • @neptunepie99
    @neptunepie99 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3852

    "Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vainilla."
    That part killed me.

    • @catwise682
      @catwise682 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      yea, nice comeback to:
      I stole from black culture, why are you offended

    • @sezzy334
      @sezzy334 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +RichardZombie the irony makes me go back to good ol' first day of minecraft.......29 iron in one spot

    • @Glowingeyesrep
      @Glowingeyesrep 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Alice G. lol as soon as i seen the white michael jackson i died

    • @SamhainRegen666
      @SamhainRegen666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I find it a bit racist

    • @sezzy334
      @sezzy334 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whovian no.1 kinda but that wasn't the point

  • @ant-fan
    @ant-fan ปีที่แล้ว +123

    There are so many great lyrics that I feel like “Here’s a tip: don’t swallow a bucket of drugs, so you won’t die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love” has been sorely underrated.

    • @cyanidegutz
      @cyanidegutz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      finally someone talks about that lyric 😭 it's so underratedd

    • @rome8180
      @rome8180 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I also love how he does the Elvis voice for a second when he delivers that line.

  • @youtuvi7452
    @youtuvi7452 ปีที่แล้ว +4030

    The voice of old Michael was so incredibly on point that is uncanny

    • @JadenYukifan28
      @JadenYukifan28 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      NicePeter did an epic, pun intended, job of portraying older MJ, he had the voice down.

    • @HanHonHon
      @HanHonHon ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@JadenYukifan28 His dance moves are also pretty impressive

    • @ashketchum6585
      @ashketchum6585 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤨

    • @tristandimitrijev3195
      @tristandimitrijev3195 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      the only thing missingwere ther kibs he was cough with.XD

    • @vinman900
      @vinman900 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤨 ok buddy

  • @Swaggtastic143
    @Swaggtastic143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4570

    it's weird thinking it's been almost 10 years since this was uploaded but "i didn't lose any chocolate, i just added vanilla" is still one of erb's most iconic lines to date

    • @solidskullz5736
      @solidskullz5736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I didn’t appreciate this one enough in the past it’s nothing but pure destructive force at light speed from both sides. It’s like watching dragon ball

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      mjs better

    • @PipisReal
      @PipisReal ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Right next to "I AM ADOLF HITLER"

    • @certifiedfunnyguy
      @certifiedfunnyguy ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@solidskullz5736 same this whole rap is fire and I slept on it when I was a kid

    • @Azreal4
      @Azreal4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Youre welcome for 1k

  • @dakiihysteria6060
    @dakiihysteria6060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4642

    Bro….. the kid killed it

    • @unreeeal493
      @unreeeal493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Bro they hearted you

    • @vibin3011
      @vibin3011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is nice

    • @dakiihysteria6060
      @dakiihysteria6060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@unreeeal493 just saw it now … it’s unreal 🤯

    • @SammySamSams
      @SammySamSams ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Drugs also did

    • @SammySamSams
      @SammySamSams ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Both of them

  • @Swaelly
    @Swaelly 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    12 years later and the lines from this still play in my head randomly so i went back to rewatch HAHAH def one of the best erbs ever they killed this & peter looks soo good as mj 😮‍💨

  • @autumnamort-murphy7233
    @autumnamort-murphy7233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2599

    The kid who played Michael Jackson is a badass and a smartass.

    • @Palestine4Ever169
      @Palestine4Ever169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Autumn Falls
      You know he didn’t come up with the lyrics right?

    • @barrier677
      @barrier677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Palestine4Ever169 r/whoosh

    • @Palestine4Ever169
      @Palestine4Ever169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fr4nc15
      How the fuck is this r/woosh ?

    • @michaeltyson0588
      @michaeltyson0588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@barrier677 r/im14andthisiswoosh

    • @appa6610
      @appa6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fr4nc15 r/ihavereddit

  • @sryld
    @sryld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4010

    "I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap"
    Let that sink in

    • @sryld
      @sryld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @The Reply Master k

    • @oxymoron501
      @oxymoron501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @the god of cringe Imagine Shiting while dead, that just sucks.

    • @ShopkeeperGreg
      @ShopkeeperGreg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      *Let that sink in*
      I can't stop thinking about a literal sink standing at the front door, knocking and shouting "please let me in"

    • @funtimefoxy4057
      @funtimefoxy4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Epic

    • @EclecticallyEccentric
      @EclecticallyEccentric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@oxymoron501 Most people actually do release their bowels after death. Not necessarily right away, it can take a few hours to a few days. Urine, on the other hand, tends to be released immediately.

  • @alchalmyst
    @alchalmyst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2223

    "Took her to my Never Land Ranch (hmm) to...(HEE-HEE !)"
    I died right there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kang003
      @Kang003 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She wasn't the one who went to Neverland. Haha

    • @elisel.s.2222
      @elisel.s.2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s my favorite part😂😂😂

    • @ninjaked1265
      @ninjaked1265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Special_Projects what do you mean?

    • @Shewas-kathybates
      @Shewas-kathybates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @True-Guesser In what way? It's still hilarious so it aged perfectly fine

    • @candyguava628
      @candyguava628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @True-Guesser You can joke about anything as long as its funny, and this is funny

  • @MaddieGrace1
    @MaddieGrace1 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It’s been 11 years and this is still the best ERB song. Unmatched

  • @deelystan4264
    @deelystan4264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

    Unironically, older Michael singing "aaaaahhhh" is my favorite part of this battle. Nice Peter put so much soul into that scream.

    • @robbob5302
      @robbob5302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      When Lloyd is rapping, I need to squint real hard, to believe that is the character he is playing.
      But when Peter comes on, I stop squinting. I honestly believe that is Michael Jackson. Or Freddy Mercury. Or Steve Jobs. Or whoever.

    • @commenterjosh2428
      @commenterjosh2428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@robbob5302 there is a saying in ERB comment sections: "Nice Peter looks like half the people in the world, Epic Lloyd looks like the other half."

    • @dukeon
      @dukeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice Peter is NOICE!

    • @AC-mp7cx
      @AC-mp7cx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mjs better

    • @deneziusarmageddonwhite7531
      @deneziusarmageddonwhite7531 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@commenterjosh2428 OG comment bruh

  • @Maru-ho5xt
    @Maru-ho5xt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3732

    "You stole rock & roll gave us rockabilly cheese"
    "I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls"
    "Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla"
    Whats with the food jokes? LOL

    • @thunderbolt2000k
      @thunderbolt2000k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      Pretty sure to emphasise that Elvis was a fat ass

    • @luisovgy3839
      @luisovgy3839 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      RandomMadPotato lololololololol

    • @lovethecake6666
      @lovethecake6666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +RandomMadPotato that is soo Ture cause he ugly

    • @MissRaex
      @MissRaex 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xD lol! Ikr!

    • @khylenspringfield7168
      @khylenspringfield7168 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shut the f**k up dude you're just because MJ is better than u

  • @jayviviano109
    @jayviviano109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2506

    Aside from the 😂Battle, on a serious note - anyone ever hear about the time Michael Jackson's eldest brother (Jackie Jackson) was getting harassed by hotel security in Las Vegas, and Elvis appeared out of nowhere and called out the security for the way they were treating Mr. Jackson?
    Jackie told that story himself years ago in interview. I never see anyone anywhere ever mention the time Elvis had the back of one of Micheal Jackson's brothers, but that's classic.
    Lot of people would have walked by, said nothin'. But it meant a lot to him that Elvis did that.

    • @mymelancholictragedies2022
      @mymelancholictragedies2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Woah that's awesome

    • @marilynpresley2am
      @marilynpresley2am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wow I never knew that!

    • @redruby2100
      @redruby2100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Instant like C:

    • @JoseMorales-lw5nt
      @JoseMorales-lw5nt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Even crazier... when famed singer Jackie Wilson had a heart attack in the mid-70's, guess who helped pay his medical expenses? Yup, Elvis Presley! Story goes he kept helping Jackie out right up until his own death in August of 1977. He and Jackie were good friends, and it hurt Elvis to see Wilson incapacitated in a hospital after so many years of entertaining fans. Real friendship there....

    • @jayviviano109
      @jayviviano109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@JoseMorales-lw5nt Yep. True. There's a popular Elvis Forum out there where they had this discussion, and one of the members that is a *supposed expert Elvis historian* that said - "There was no evidence then Elvis actually helped pay medical expenses for Jackie".
      Couldn't even believe it. That type of nonsense I would expect from an Elvis hater or critic ...but this came from a supposed researched Elvis fan.
      Unfortunately for people like him that try to downplay or ignore details like Elvis' reaching out to Jackies Family when he went in the hospital, the evidence that Elvis actually did help out is documented by Jackies own family members in 1970s newspapers.
      Plus one of Jackie's daughters verified it just last year on social media conversation.
      If you ever see someone out there trying to act like there's no truth to that story, tell them to sit their Ace down.
      If Jackie's own family members acknowledged then case closed.

  • @HappyRoach1
    @HappyRoach1 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    ERB should have done Michael Jackson vs Prince. That's the battle everyone wants to see. Needs to be 3 parts like Vader vs. Hitler.

    • @TheRealWilliamAfton125
      @TheRealWilliamAfton125 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nah this was a good idea. maybe bring back jackson in his thriller era for that

    • @thomasjones4570
      @thomasjones4570 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      They competed in real life so dont really fit an ERB battle.

    • @HappyRoach1
      @HappyRoach1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@thomasjones4570 Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison competed in real life, and they gave them a ERB.

    • @thomasjones4570
      @thomasjones4570 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HappyRoach1 They did not. They lived in the same period.
      Tesla, worked for Edison. When Tesla worked on the opposing current, Edison was OUT of the Edison company.
      They never directly competed against each other.

  • @denturedog699
    @denturedog699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    *Proceeds to add vanilla*

    • @estradaaaronjans.7084
      @estradaaaronjans.7084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just realized what he meant...

    • @joshh158
      @joshh158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What did he mean ?

    • @valentine4980
      @valentine4980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      YXL Michael was originally black, he had vitiligo so he evened out his colour.

    • @joshh158
      @joshh158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@valentine4980 OK Now i understand it. Thanks

    • @shaneyazzie8964
      @shaneyazzie8964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@valentine4980
      I always thought that after the pepis incident where he was set on fire. I thought that what's the was in turned white

  • @Slobbybobster404
    @Slobbybobster404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    “I’m the king of pop, you the king of jelly rolls”
    had me dead😂😂😂💀💀

  • @thewarrior5743
    @thewarrior5743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2105

    Elvis: I stole from Black culture, why are you offended?
    M.J: Didn't lose any chocolate, just added vanilla.

    • @jamesduncan9529
      @jamesduncan9529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The Warrior B E S T
      C O M E B A C K

    • @3.2187_Kilometres
      @3.2187_Kilometres 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How does that roast Elvis.

    • @jamesduncan9529
      @jamesduncan9529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Myles Williams you'll see

    • @grapesoda8740
      @grapesoda8740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamesduncan9529 iz ur full last name Duncan Donutz?

    • @jamesduncan9529
      @jamesduncan9529 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@grapesoda8740 no

  • @sanchorim8014
    @sanchorim8014 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The costumes
    The beat
    The disses
    This is one of the kings of Epic Rap Battles

  • @greatpondsfm727
    @greatpondsfm727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6053

    "You're like a sad white woman who never got to be a kid"
    Did Elvis predict Karens?

    • @bigdaddypapajohn1293
      @bigdaddypapajohn1293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      CockStirredMartini yes it does dumbass

    • @eternalwarfare514
      @eternalwarfare514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @CockStirredMartini Uh oh, stinkyyy.

    • @NoName-zz8nl
      @NoName-zz8nl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Not even funny because I for one never had a childhood

    • @Keithchan2024
      @Keithchan2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      NoName 1234 did you really make an alt account just to type this

    • @NoName-zz8nl
      @NoName-zz8nl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Keithchan2024 no sir that I did not

  • @drew1132
    @drew1132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9403

    "I stole from black culture, why are you offended"
    Damn

    • @leohidri6436
      @leohidri6436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      I know right that line was savage the best line in this battle and why elvis predley wins

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You were here on the last one

    • @melteddarkchocolate000
      @melteddarkchocolate000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      i don't get it though. what is he trying to imply there

    • @drew1132
      @drew1132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      @@melteddarkchocolate000 He's saying that Michael shouldn't be offended that he stole from black culture because Michael appears to be white because of his vitiligo.
      Basically he took a shot at Michael's disease. Or at least that's what I think it meant

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      @@drew1132 also the fact that he never produced "black music", hes remembered as the king of pop. so he produced white music and became white, hes saying he was never really a part of black culture

  • @RangoTheMercenary
    @RangoTheMercenary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3100

    "I took her to my Neverland Ranch to hee hee."
    Homicide.

    • @Bamboo_Fun
      @Bamboo_Fun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      that was the best line ever

    • @thedeadpiratessociety6135
      @thedeadpiratessociety6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hahaha. That made me laugh out loud 😂

    • @rorschach8173
      @rorschach8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      But Elvis had a comeback that hit hard

    • @everyoneknowsaboutthebird8663
      @everyoneknowsaboutthebird8663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "The police arrived at the scene at around 1:49. What was left was something that could not even be described as human. A mutilated husk."

    • @blkbb999._
      @blkbb999._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀💀💀

  • @sifr6259
    @sifr6259 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    My favorite erb and the only one i could recite and recall easily, first watched this somewhen in 4/5th grade and now im 22 😭 good flow

  • @kieranhall4422
    @kieranhall4422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    I bet the person that played young MJ had so much fun

    • @zfee8328
      @zfee8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      He really killed it

    • @lindseymarie3532
      @lindseymarie3532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I just looked it up and he’s 19 now 😳 time has sure gone by quickly

    • @bonniebluebells
      @bonniebluebells 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lindsey Marie oh my

    • @slicknick6024
      @slicknick6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lindsey Marie whats his insta😭

    • @blaz2892
      @blaz2892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lindsey Marie time passes way too fast and I don’t like it

  • @breanalitmon4171
    @breanalitmon4171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7922

    “Didn’t loose any chocolate I just added vanilla” pure gold, Michel won that

    • @dead0ntime
      @dead0ntime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Every time I hear that I just fucking smile. It’s such a great line

    • @Kevin-zo7zm
      @Kevin-zo7zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nah Elvis one

    • @przemysawjarosz2925
      @przemysawjarosz2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Kevin-zo7zm agreed but MC also had some good lines

    • @justt.naii1
      @justt.naii1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Onngggg

    • @NJAEpic
      @NJAEpic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Kevin-zo7zm nah MJ won

  • @evelyne4034
    @evelyne4034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8106

    "I stole from black culture, why are you offended?"
    "You made one daughter and she came to me, I took her to my neverland ranch to hee-hee"
    MURDER. I love this battle so much

    • @m.k4447
      @m.k4447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      complete disrespect, I’m howling 😭😭😭

    • @theegg8676
      @theegg8676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Don’t forget “ I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you’d never bang her”

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Elvis never stole from no one. He popularised Black Music

    • @TheHeisenBuldge
      @TheHeisenBuldge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@MichaelJ44 it was sarcasm, mainly the point of the hit was about the fact Michael's skin colour became white

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TheHeisenBuldge
      No, the point of the hit is because Elvis supposedly stole “black culture” whilst in a rap battle against a black person and he asks him “Why Are you So Offended?”

  • @smellyellie3185
    @smellyellie3185 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is timeless. Absolutely my favorite ERB

  • @andreavazquez3689
    @andreavazquez3689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    Dude I remember watching these when I was little, why didn’t I notice that they were spitting straight up fat bars then

    • @rdctd7348
      @rdctd7348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol same

    • @GenocidalSquid
      @GenocidalSquid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Andrew Vazquez, and here’s the thing. Both rounds of Elvis and MJ were fire, because of their evolution.

    • @nickconnor6078
      @nickconnor6078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i didn't understand some of the roasts back then 😂

    • @Papiigiio
      @Papiigiio 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick Connor saame

    • @lottyyyy5123
      @lottyyyy5123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew Vazquez same

  • @NaturallyRene
    @NaturallyRene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    So we not gonna talk about how Elvis's daughter got "Hee Hee'd" by Michael?...
    ...ok

    • @alexthenoob9733
      @alexthenoob9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lisa got hee hee'd by michael jackson bruh

    • @Deinefettemutter1239
      @Deinefettemutter1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hee Heed you mean le fucked

    • @lordofthered1257
      @lordofthered1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But she's a woman not a little kid so i doubt it

    • @AliHussain-cy9xg
      @AliHussain-cy9xg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why would you want talk about it

    • @sownheard
      @sownheard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      8 year's to late bru

  • @anon4094
    @anon4094 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2971

    "I didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla".
    I laughed really hard lmao.

    • @mindthe8bits209
      @mindthe8bits209 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Holy shit!! When i read your comment, that part came on(^.^)

    • @megancampbell370
      @megancampbell370 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same ^^ :3

    • @ZARK0_
      @ZARK0_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      About to comment on that

    • @LpsStudios2004
      @LpsStudios2004 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wtf r u talking about MJ so what if his skin changed... It's not bad

    • @mindthe8bits209
      @mindthe8bits209 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ??

  • @theuday99
    @theuday99 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Oof "didn't loose any chocolate ,I just added Vanilla"

  • @ERB
    @ERB  11 ปีที่แล้ว +5474

    Happy Birthday Elvis!
    Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.

    • @koenterschegget6828
      @koenterschegget6828 11 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      It might be the birthday of elvis, but michael did certainly win this battle!
      (Btw mj's music is way better too)

    • @MateusHenrique
      @MateusHenrique 11 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I want to see Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum. Thanks. Mateus.

    • @MateusHenrique
      @MateusHenrique 11 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Michael Jackson wins!!

    • @EmperorTikacuti
      @EmperorTikacuti 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't know who Elvis is.

    • @LukeHawkSinger
      @LukeHawkSinger 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DW42536387384 *puts hand on shoulder blade* "we need to talk" *reaches bridge* "so because of the fact you didn't know you should cool off for now" *kicks*

  • @beeeaba6440
    @beeeaba6440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9139

    Damn, all these years later I finally understand "all you want to do is teach kids the birds and bees"

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      ERB gave your comment a heart for some reason.

    • @MarkAndrews12
      @MarkAndrews12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I still don't

    • @TheSmily4ever
      @TheSmily4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@thecollector4332 please entlighten me?

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TheSmily4ever
      Me?

    • @anthonymcrooster3703
      @anthonymcrooster3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@thecollector4332 Maybe Beeeaba got the heart from ERB for getting the joke and not for ERB believing *in* the joke.

  • @Dillepo14
    @Dillepo14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    "Heres a tip, don't swallow a bucket of drugs
    So you won't die on the toilet dropping hunks of burning love"
    Why is that part so good

    • @samfowler9851
      @samfowler9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dillepo because the kid said it with such personality.

    • @almy75
      @almy75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ironic... considering how he died!

    • @juanitothaleg
      @juanitothaleg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bc he said it wit that voice

    • @kastle8135
      @kastle8135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here's a tip don't swallow a bucket a drugs, so you won't die on the toilet droddin unks ub rning love

    • @eivindgjengstjohansen9625
      @eivindgjengstjohansen9625 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@almy75 he didn't s*** he tried to by straining wich triggered a heart attack that shut down his heart

  • @platinumblondearchive2695
    @platinumblondearchive2695 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I cannot believe after all these years, this randomly popped in my head and I remembered every line, it is only now that I realized he was talking about tootie from the facts of life, now one of my favourite shows

  • @mel-lt9or
    @mel-lt9or 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4274

    “How you gonna talk about the birds and bees when you met your wife when she was only 14?”
    Well damn...

    • @georgeebbrell1726
      @georgeebbrell1726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean if Elvis was 14 as well then that line doesn't really mean much

    • @alishiamitchell1396
      @alishiamitchell1396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      @@georgeebbrell1726 He was 24, I think

    • @dontbesomeme8405
      @dontbesomeme8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Well that is a lot less 13...

    • @jomononp7666
      @jomononp7666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Don't Be So Meme and a lot more pg

    • @dontbesomeme8405
      @dontbesomeme8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      OffBrandFiji this is earth you space demon we live in a society

  • @jv7x
    @jv7x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1774

    "I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up
    Call me Ed Sullivan
    Shoot you from the waist up"
    How is no one talking about that line?! That is just too clever for it's own good!!!

    • @majeedmamah7457
      @majeedmamah7457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Who's Ed Sullivan?

    • @brandonayong752
      @brandonayong752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      @@majeedmamah7457 you have to know Elvis history to get that line.
      When Elvis became famous he got a huge amount of backlash for the way he was dancing on stage which was considered too provocative by 50's standards .
      Ed Sullivan at that time had the most famous TV show and when Elvis became a regular guest in that show, he started censoring him by filming him only from the waist up . So that the hips mouvements would not be shown on camera.
      So " Call me Ed Sullivan. I shoot you from the waist up" is probably the best line on here

    • @artherman9768
      @artherman9768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Brandon Ayong This guy knows Elvis lore

    • @friedzombie4
      @friedzombie4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed best line IMO

    • @mattnelson8407
      @mattnelson8407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Exactly that line was genius!

  • @sippinonjinandnamjoos4859
    @sippinonjinandnamjoos4859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

    "I took her to my Neverland ranch to hee-hee!" LMAO 💀

    • @salmasabry402
      @salmasabry402 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dude your name made me choke 😂

    • @mikey1267
      @mikey1267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @kibabalefobaki9725
      @kibabalefobaki9725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That line was gold😂🔥

    • @kelsiiie9786
      @kelsiiie9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love the pfp

    • @Neater_profile
      @Neater_profile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he went too far with that line.

  • @DamonNomad82
    @DamonNomad82 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Not just a rap battle, but a family feud between a father-in-law and his son-in-law! Both stages of both singers were brilliantly done!

  • @blameitoncapitalism
    @blameitoncapitalism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

    "how you gon talk about the birds and bees when you met your own wife WHEN SHE WAS ONLY 14??????" them facts tho.

  • @whovianrapbattles8742
    @whovianrapbattles8742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    I love how erb is able to make musicians sound like it’s them singing while it still feels like rap, that is pretty impressive

    • @mustuploadtoo7543
      @mustuploadtoo7543 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      doctor who is lit bro. my homies and i watch it in compton 🔥🔥🔥

    • @robbob5302
      @robbob5302 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

  • @jaydendc1545
    @jaydendc1545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3554

    Can we appreciate the person who played Elvis cause damn he nailed his voice

    • @f.i.r.e.5119
      @f.i.r.e.5119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      That's EpicLLOYD. He's a regular on ERB. He's one of the people who runs it.
      And yeah, looking through all the characters he's played in these battles, EpicLLOYD somehow manages to look and sound like everybody...

    • @justachilldude4356
      @justachilldude4356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      I've always felt that EpicLLoyd was the better rapper between him and NicePeter, though I also feel like NicePeter has done a better job at impersonating the people he plays

    • @diablovenator2893
      @diablovenator2893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      lloyd is certainly the better rapper but peter is good with wordplay/punchlines. i think it depends on the character they’re playing when it comes to impersonations

    • @Mashachlk
      @Mashachlk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JaydenDC it’s epic loyyd

    • @aztecwrrior1997
      @aztecwrrior1997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You wanna see a good imitation check out nicepeter as Freddie Mercury it's scary

  • @zigzagintrusion
    @zigzagintrusion 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I can never stop coming back to this one. “I stole from black culture-why are *you* offended” will never NOT be one of my all time favorite lines.

  • @petrspetsnaz630
    @petrspetsnaz630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    every other character: reacts when getting insult
    Elves Presley: *eats burgers like its his last meal*

    • @FRESHTEA4U
      @FRESHTEA4U 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He doesn't care! 😂

    • @rockinrodney5000
      @rockinrodney5000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Not burgers. The reference is to fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, which was Elvis's favorite food.

    • @petrspetsnaz630
      @petrspetsnaz630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@rockinrodney5000 the more you know..

    • @xelabadman5824
      @xelabadman5824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@petrspetsnaz630 if you wanna know it’s called fools gold sand which

    • @petrspetsnaz630
      @petrspetsnaz630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xelabadman5824 K N O W L E D G E
      anyway thx

  • @nofacenocase4924
    @nofacenocase4924 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2836

    "I didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla"
    Best line ever

    • @rionelupus
      @rionelupus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *lose any

    • @reficul4535
      @reficul4535 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sassy Potato Now im going to be the ass hole and say that he said "Didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla" :D

    • @StanTheManBaratheon
      @StanTheManBaratheon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sassy Potato best line is " I only let you marry by daughter cuz I knew you'd never bang her" hahaah lol

    • @oliverr6246
      @oliverr6246 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ''I'll light you up like your hair, in a pepsi commercial.''

    • @ayrakhan8110
      @ayrakhan8110 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sassy Potato please stop thinking that, they said it completely wrong, you guys are making it look like micheal jackson wanted to be white and bleached his skin because he didn't want to be black. YOUR COMPLETELY wrong, he had a skin disease that would take out the brown pigment that makes "blacks" their skin color. He didn't want to be white he had no choice so plz just stop thinking he wanted to be white, he lost his orignal skin color and became white...

  • @goldbrickstudios6903
    @goldbrickstudios6903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3282

    "I'll light you up, like your hair in a Pepsi commercial"
    *Woah, Elvis brought a flame-thrower to a grenade fight*

    • @paulgilbert5278
      @paulgilbert5278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      “Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up”
      **I guess Michael brought the tank to the grenade fight*

    • @goldbrickstudios6903
      @goldbrickstudios6903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@paulgilbert5278 thats not even a good one. I prefer "You made one daughter she came to me, then I took her to the Neverland Ranch a hee hee" soo gooood.

    • @sparrowwing1729
      @sparrowwing1729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@paulgilbert5278 "Ï stole from black culture; why are you offended?" *Elvis brought a battleship to a grenade fight*

    • @keithharrissuwignjo2460
      @keithharrissuwignjo2460 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@sparrowwing1729 "Didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla"looks like Michael bought a mirror to this battleship fight

    • @vibin3011
      @vibin3011 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *mirror shatters*

  • @Simeon_Mouton
    @Simeon_Mouton 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    "I stole from black culture, why are YOU offended?" It's been 12 years and I still laugh my ass off at this line

  • @nopark1273
    @nopark1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    “I stole from black culture why are you offended” OH MY GOOOOOOOOSH

    • @cyberghetto2714
      @cyberghetto2714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t understand the joke :(

    • @rudy_ash7356
      @rudy_ash7356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@cyberghetto2714 It's saying MJ is not black (anymore). Hence the "didn't lose any chocolate" line.

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rudy_Ash Vitiligo will do that.

    • @el-guard645
      @el-guard645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheEmeraldMenOfficial oh ok

    • @jujucapalotgoated9920
      @jujucapalotgoated9920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cyberghetto2714 cause he turn white

  • @tnomicvierling10
    @tnomicvierling10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2766

    It doesn't feel like it's been four years, but damn

    • @alexdavidson7557
      @alexdavidson7557 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tnomic Vierling yea

    • @m.bisonbpw3073
      @m.bisonbpw3073 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tnomic Vierling MJ won

    • @tnomicvierling10
      @tnomicvierling10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I find it funny that google/youtube only now notifies me of any of these replies.

    • @abeclabby6608
      @abeclabby6608 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hold on, wasn't it 2009? I was in Chile, I remember how many months they talked about it. Every street corner stereo had his hits on again.

    • @abeisdumb
      @abeisdumb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tnomic Vierling I checked the date and I almost got a brain fart.

  • @PESTE.GAMEPLAY
    @PESTE.GAMEPLAY 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    I took her to my Neverland Ranch to hee-hee LOL the best part!

    • @benjaminwarren24
      @benjaminwarren24 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I feel like that line went under appreciated. I replayed it like 5 times😂😂

    • @helend9969
      @helend9969 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I love this I've watched this ever since like for ever😍😝

    • @oliviachandel3498
      @oliviachandel3498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr lol

    • @TheRyanliz2008
      @TheRyanliz2008 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      u like grab your wiener favorite part

    • @PESTE.GAMEPLAY
      @PESTE.GAMEPLAY 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Bovard Cazzo vuoi?

  • @lemonadedude542
    @lemonadedude542 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    1:32 why did I laugh so hard at this.

  • @Loverrover
    @Loverrover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    You made one daughter, she, uh, came to me, I took her to my NeverLand Ranch to- *HEE HEE*

    • @decadedogburn257
      @decadedogburn257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh, ty I get it now 😖🥺

    • @SodaPopinksi
      @SodaPopinksi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I bet he didn't hee -hee her.

    • @domina7963
      @domina7963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Soda Popinksi he did. She spoke about that multiple times as well as Michael AND people around them. EVEN DONAL TRUMP. They had an active sex life

    • @NotUrLore
      @NotUrLore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That Verse was so *SUS* pect

    • @poppyonline4034
      @poppyonline4034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@domina7963 You’re delusional lol. That wannabe white boy was only into little boys deal with it.

  • @mrmysticmoon1079
    @mrmysticmoon1079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    When the Son and Father in Law go in an Argument

    • @evolutionmax9791
      @evolutionmax9791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And the son in law turns into Michael Jackson

  • @adamyerima5254
    @adamyerima5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4967

    "I stole from black culture, why are you offended?"
    ABSOLUTE GOLDEN.

    • @VioletStreak02
      @VioletStreak02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      “I didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla” amazing comeback

    • @natesal5037
      @natesal5037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      @Hamaa7 wtf does that to do with anything

    • @ikewp901
      @ikewp901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and untrue!

    • @real_lampcap
      @real_lampcap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@ikewp901 Nah it's pretty true

    • @ikewp901
      @ikewp901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@real_lampcap No, it's not! Go do some research, you clearly don't know anything about Elvis!

  • @sandiegochargersnotlacharg7459
    @sandiegochargersnotlacharg7459 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “I took her to my neverland ranch to hee hee!” 😂

  • @svenbangberg1945
    @svenbangberg1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1926

    Best disses : MJ
    Best flow: Elvis
    Winner: not Elvis’s daughter.

    • @paradocks6564
      @paradocks6564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Other way around

    • @jordybros2518
      @jordybros2518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      switch it

    • @Nomorechannel-t6e
      @Nomorechannel-t6e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      “I only let you marry my daughter because I knew you’d never bang her”

    • @zainabfarhan5823
      @zainabfarhan5823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      the opposite

    • @juicechevy7398
      @juicechevy7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Paradocks no do research you see it mike with disses and flow

  • @ASMauRi
    @ASMauRi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    "I didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla." Best line in here

    • @Whenthe.skyfalls
      @Whenthe.skyfalls 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kemauri Malone True

    • @saram7843
      @saram7843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Mr Longdicka ????

    • @adriantheeggrecendez5982
      @adriantheeggrecendez5982 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kemauri Malone Michal Jackson won

    • @madd_angel
      @madd_angel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right

    • @otakup2430
      @otakup2430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kemauri Malone It means this. Didn't lose any black skin, just added white.

  • @zabia2345
    @zabia2345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    This is absolutely my favorite Epic Rap Battle I can't stop replaying it

  • @michaelwallace9182
    @michaelwallace9182 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Lmfaoo “didn’t loose any chocolate I just added vanilla” is outta this world bar

  • @helterskelter3890
    @helterskelter3890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    “i took her to my neverland ranch to hee- hee”

    • @bomethia7412
      @bomethia7412 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      helter skelter Lmao 😂

    • @tomasvasey6502
      @tomasvasey6502 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      helter skelter yus

    • @buster9114
      @buster9114 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD

    • @teatm2333
      @teatm2333 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      killer joke Micheal's line was better.

  • @abrahamlincoln8748
    @abrahamlincoln8748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    While cleopatra’s miss carriage line was undoubtedly the best roast in ERB history, MJ’s first verse has the best flow in ERB History, my mind won’t ever change.

    • @evildeadening9826
      @evildeadening9826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      i totally agree
      a close second being hillary clinton’s first verse in the trump v hillary. it was rlly good haha

    • @abrahamlincoln8748
      @abrahamlincoln8748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@evildeadening9826 not as good tho

    • @themikeandike13
      @themikeandike13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes mj first verse is my favorite

    • @Kurikage
      @Kurikage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Clint Eastwood's second verse still has me shook after all these years.

    • @michaelschiavone8435
      @michaelschiavone8435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Shaka Zulu is a close 2nd

  • @ronniegulling778
    @ronniegulling778 8 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    i didn't lose any chocolate i just added vanilla i'm fucking dead XD

    • @Aaron26262
      @Aaron26262 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "I stole from black culture, why are you offended?" That line killed me

    • @ronniegulling778
      @ronniegulling778 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      same

    • @jebVlogs556
      @jebVlogs556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was like bruh. And that line watch me moonwalk and step on your blue suedes even in death I go platinum and blue_ray. I'm so done lol .

  • @sonyabrown8721
    @sonyabrown8721 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The beat on this one is frigging addictive and I'm surprised nobody mentioned it.

  • @subie1507
    @subie1507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +870

    "didnt loose any chocolate, i just added vanilla" 😂😂

    • @jeanpaulblanchette2079
      @jeanpaulblanchette2079 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      pls for the love of memes dont emoji

    • @ihateladymacbeth8170
      @ihateladymacbeth8170 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dank Memes We know, we watched the video

    • @kadenrwatts2955
      @kadenrwatts2955 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dank Memes I got it the second he said it

    • @subie1507
      @subie1507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Afinio lord of games he was african american when he was younger, but he got a plastic surgery for his nose, and it somehow turned him white

    • @madysonclaypoolelpsandmore9358
      @madysonclaypoolelpsandmore9358 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @19billdong96
    @19billdong96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1418

    I'm sorry but the second part of MJ was just so flawless and incredible
    1:07

    • @ilsebeekmans2721
      @ilsebeekmans2721 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ikr!!

    • @hillred8267
      @hillred8267 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla 😂

    • @19billdong96
      @19billdong96 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm going off the wall I won't stop till I get enough

    • @goatlib2338
      @goatlib2338 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +19billdong96 Yup - nice peter is genius

    • @dontbanmerage416
      @dontbanmerage416 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YASS

  • @pancsaer2
    @pancsaer2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Absolute fire.

  • @arnavvanish
    @arnavvanish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    "I took her to my Neverland ranch to hee-hee!"
    KILLED IT

    • @FlowerTrollSan
      @FlowerTrollSan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But Elvis's "I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you'd never bang her" though 😂😂

    • @alixander2734
      @alixander2734 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Panda Bear667 but umm he is

    • @alixander2734
      @alixander2734 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Panda Bear667 Then Don't say it in the first place or say your wrong

    • @turdferguson6620
      @turdferguson6620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TEN_LEGEND Dude, you’re defending him because you liked his music 20 years ago. Grow up and stop defending pedos.

    • @turdferguson6620
      @turdferguson6620 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TEN_LEGEND Stop denying facts, dude