@@Confectionerry Basically, Elvis is making fun of the vitiligo condition Michael Jackson had. Ie, saying that Jackson shouldn't be mad that Elvis stole from black culture because Jackson is technically 'white' (at least in terms of complexion).
@@hewhoplugwalks damn, Michael totally won that tho with the line “didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla” adding on 2 the fact that he is not white, and is still a proud black man
Fun fact: The kid that plays young Micheal Jackson is an actor called Bentley Green. You might recognize him from: Mr. Iglesias, Greys Anatomy, School of rock or another show/movie.
Damn I was about to freak out until I realized it’s not the OG school of rock, that’s one of my top 3 movies and I thought he played Leonard but I realized he’d be too old to be this young playing Michael Jackson, still he’s got a nice catalogue I hope ERB helped him breakout as an actor
Technically speaking, he did lose some chocolate because of his skin condition and he added some vanilla after that so that he won't look like a human made out of cookies and cream
The detail of Elvis eating a bunch of sandwiches during Michael's second verse and then being fatter for his own second verse... Even back in the day ERB was so clever.
"I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up Call me Ed Sullivan Shoot you from the waist up" How is no one talking about that line?! That is just too clever for it's own good!!!
I caught both of these I didn't catch the "Fat Elvis" transition at first but it really is great and a bit disappointing people latched onto Michael's shift and his line. I guess Fat Elvis is just a bit more subtle As for the Ed Sullivan thing I got that immediately, I don't know much about elvis in terms of history but that is well known. Great reference though XD
@Ava Cockslave Dorado I actually noticed it by accident, I paused my video for some reason to comment on something else and when I scrolled back up I was like "hold on, Elvis has a bit of a belly here, I thought he was pretty skinny in the first verse" then I remembered fat Elvis is a thing and was looking if people noticed it because everyone harps on Michael's "just added vanilla" line definitely great to see people aren't completely blind lol
Lloyd kills every role he plays, but since he’s in a majority of battles it’s not as note worthy as when there’s a guest, hence why they talk about kid Jackson.
it's weird thinking it's been almost 10 years since this was uploaded but "i didn't lose any chocolate, i just added vanilla" is still one of erb's most iconic lines to date
There are so many great lyrics that I feel like “Here’s a tip: don’t swallow a bucket of drugs, so you won’t die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love” has been sorely underrated.
Aside from the 😂Battle, on a serious note - anyone ever hear about the time Michael Jackson's eldest brother (Jackie Jackson) was getting harassed by hotel security in Las Vegas, and Elvis appeared out of nowhere and called out the security for the way they were treating Mr. Jackson? Jackie told that story himself years ago in interview. I never see anyone anywhere ever mention the time Elvis had the back of one of Micheal Jackson's brothers, but that's classic. Lot of people would have walked by, said nothin'. But it meant a lot to him that Elvis did that.
Even crazier... when famed singer Jackie Wilson had a heart attack in the mid-70's, guess who helped pay his medical expenses? Yup, Elvis Presley! Story goes he kept helping Jackie out right up until his own death in August of 1977. He and Jackie were good friends, and it hurt Elvis to see Wilson incapacitated in a hospital after so many years of entertaining fans. Real friendship there....
@@JoseMorales-lw5nt Yep. True. There's a popular Elvis Forum out there where they had this discussion, and one of the members that is a *supposed expert Elvis historian* that said - "There was no evidence then Elvis actually helped pay medical expenses for Jackie". Couldn't even believe it. That type of nonsense I would expect from an Elvis hater or critic ...but this came from a supposed researched Elvis fan. Unfortunately for people like him that try to downplay or ignore details like Elvis' reaching out to Jackies Family when he went in the hospital, the evidence that Elvis actually did help out is documented by Jackies own family members in 1970s newspapers. Plus one of Jackie's daughters verified it just last year on social media conversation. If you ever see someone out there trying to act like there's no truth to that story, tell them to sit their Ace down. If Jackie's own family members acknowledged then case closed.
#JayViviano: Thank you for that information. At the end of the day, it's not hard to keep an open mind and an open heart. Elvis understood that probably better than anyone else. It was like his famous performance on TOAST OF THE TOWN when he sang PEACE IN THE VALLEY. Apparently, CBS executives got weary about a young Rock & Roll performer doing Gospel on live TV. Thankfully, Mr. Sullivan convinced the bigwigs that his performance wouldn't stir controversy amongst religious groups. The rest is history...
This is one of his best portrayals of a character imo. They're both just so great at capturing the essence of these characters, and the fact that they have such adaptable voices and faces helps with that too. Fantastic makeup artists and costumer designers too, of course.
When Lloyd is rapping, I need to squint real hard, to believe that is the character he is playing. But when Peter comes on, I stop squinting. I honestly believe that is Michael Jackson. Or Freddy Mercury. Or Steve Jobs. Or whoever.
@@melteddarkchocolate000 He's saying that Michael shouldn't be offended that he stole from black culture because Michael appears to be white because of his vitiligo. Basically he took a shot at Michael's disease. Or at least that's what I think it meant
@@drew1132 also the fact that he never produced "black music", hes remembered as the king of pop. so he produced white music and became white, hes saying he was never really a part of black culture
@@0duwa3d alchemists work with elements, back then they had tried to turn certain ones into gold. The Jackson 5 was rumored to be very abusive behind the family-friendly image they put out, with Michael’s dad being very hard on him to put out hits, many of those hits also ended up being certified gold later on.
@@alecocothunder8277 lots of Michael Jackson’s songs and Jackson 5 songs alike became certified gold through sales and charts success. Gold is one of the ranks a song can get to be certified.
@@jubileegabrielmateo7437 what the fact you wouldn't expect anyone with vitiligo to see your comment or I didn't know how it happened also I got laser surgery to were it supposed to cure the vitiligo but I stopped because it made my skin tender and it hurt
@@HappyRoach1 They did not. They lived in the same period. Tesla, worked for Edison. When Tesla worked on the opposing current, Edison was OUT of the Edison company. They never directly competed against each other.
"You stole rock & roll gave us rockabilly cheese" "I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls" "Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla" Whats with the food jokes? LOL
Don't PHAN!C At My Chemical Disco You Crybaby It's true that line is genius! After his death they actually found he still had black spots around him because of Vitiligo so yup he just got some Vanilla 😏 haha.
"I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up Call me Ed Sullivan Shoot you from the waist up" How is no one talking about that line?! That is just too clever for it's own good!!!
@@majeedmamah7457 you have to know Elvis history to get that line. When Elvis became famous he got a huge amount of backlash for the way he was dancing on stage which was considered too provocative by 50's standards . Ed Sullivan at that time had the most famous TV show and when Elvis became a regular guest in that show, he started censoring him by filming him only from the waist up . So that the hips mouvements would not be shown on camera. So " Call me Ed Sullivan. I shoot you from the waist up" is probably the best line on here
DW42536387384 *puts hand on shoulder blade* "we need to talk" *reaches bridge* "so because of the fact you didn't know you should cool off for now" *kicks*
"I stole from black culture, why are you offended?" "You made one daughter and she came to me, I took her to my neverland ranch to hee-hee" MURDER. I love this battle so much
@@TheHeisenBuldge No, the point of the hit is because Elvis supposedly stole “black culture” whilst in a rap battle against a black person and he asks him “Why Are you So Offended?”
12 years later and the lines from this still play in my head randomly so i went back to rewatch HAHAH def one of the best erbs ever they killed this & peter looks soo good as mj 😮💨
@Kevin Byrnes No, not like the losers today they say or whatever they want for example rappers: fuck someone random, don't pay child support and do anything if one of those screw ups were put into elvises 'time' they would be in a mentel institution. He COULD said what ever he never done that if he did what did he say if your so smart?
That's EpicLLOYD. He's a regular on ERB. He's one of the people who runs it. And yeah, looking through all the characters he's played in these battles, EpicLLOYD somehow manages to look and sound like everybody...
I've always felt that EpicLLoyd was the better rapper between him and NicePeter, though I also feel like NicePeter has done a better job at impersonating the people he plays
lloyd is certainly the better rapper but peter is good with wordplay/punchlines. i think it depends on the character they’re playing when it comes to impersonations
@@oxymoron501 Most people actually do release their bowels after death. Not necessarily right away, it can take a few hours to a few days. Urine, on the other hand, tends to be released immediately.
I cannot believe after all these years, this randomly popped in my head and I remembered every line, it is only now that I realized he was talking about tootie from the facts of life, now one of my favourite shows
*Congratulations! Your "Little Michael" has now evolved into a "White Michael!"* Congratulations! Your "Young Elvis" has now evolved into a *"Fat Elvis!"* Edit: 1.5k likes??? Holy shit! Mommy, I made it!
@@paulgilbert5278 thats not even a good one. I prefer "You made one daughter she came to me, then I took her to the Neverland Ranch a hee hee" soo gooood.
Grew up watching this video on repeat, now that I've found it again history repeats itself! Till' this day can't tell who won, there's many "ouch!" moments for both sides. This video will always be gold!!
While cleopatra’s miss carriage line was undoubtedly the best roast in ERB history, MJ’s first verse has the best flow in ERB History, my mind won’t ever change.
This was a clever match up. Both singers were highly iconic and successful, they went through drastic changes, passed away under tragic circumstances and as a bonus, they both were somehow connected to each other because they knew Lisa Marie Presley.
Martin Luther King: stood up for black rights Obama: first black president Michael Jackson: first black person to add vanilla hee hee Edit - It’s a joke
It's amazing how they got the real Michael Jackson as a kid and then waited for him to grow up to do his second verse, truly amazing work.
And they waited for Elvis to evolve into his newer form too
Bravo Erb!
Wow fr? No wonder, it looks really authentic
“No! It’s stupid actors on a screen” 🤓
Yeah elvis truly knowed that micheal was gonna become white
"I stole from black culture, why are you offended?" Was so brutal that it actually forced Micheal Jackson to age.
I don’t get what it means tho lol
@@Confectionerry Basically, Elvis is making fun of the vitiligo condition Michael Jackson had. Ie, saying that Jackson shouldn't be mad that Elvis stole from black culture because Jackson is technically 'white' (at least in terms of complexion).
@@hewhoplugwalks damn, Michael totally won that tho with the line “didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla” adding on 2 the fact that he is not white, and is still a proud black man
@@hewhoplugwalks they write nonsense and have no idea.
@@hewhoplugwalks but Elvis didn’t steal from black culture
Older MJ was so good, too! But that kid deserves serious props.
Who is now an adult. ;_;
@@MonCappy that's how time works, my darling.
@@adrianloveslucius I know. Still reminds me of my age, though.
@@MonCappy I hear that! Same, bro. So old.
@@MonCappy p
"didn't lose any chocolate just added I just added vanilla" is the best line I have ever seen
Which is true as according to Snoop Dogg, Michael has street smart as hell
Yed
I love the fact that they depicted Michael as a child then as an adult.
Yeah, and young elvis started eating and became fat elvis
He didn’t lose any chocolate he just added vanilla
I know
John Wick but that wasn’t thriller era Michael, it was bad- history Michael era
John Wick oh, I thought you were talking about the video
That moment when you realize at one point, Elvis was Michael’s father-in-law...
It's a good thing the marriage didn't work out after all. Fancy having Elve-is for you father in law.
@@wolfgang7812 Elvis was long dead before they got married.
oh uh well that's akward
say no to drugs please
say no to drugs please
This kid is STILL one of the most charismatic actors yall ever had
What about Gorchev from Stalin vs Rasputin.
@@goose2088 pretty sure that was loyd
@@LiamCameron77 Stalin was epicllyod
@@Tysamtommysmithtrickshots Pretty sure Gorbachev was too
Cleopatra as well
This video is 11 years old.
And I JUST got the "Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up" joke 😅. Clever lol
11 years old!?!?! I remember when it came out!! 😭 I’m I old??
This comment is 11 months old
@@っヴぁんあ 2 weeks old 💀
Fun fact:
The kid that plays young Micheal Jackson is an actor called Bentley Green. You might recognize him from:
Mr. Iglesias, Greys Anatomy, School of rock or another show/movie.
Omg that's awesome! He does a great job in this rap too
Damn I was about to freak out until I realized it’s not the OG school of rock, that’s one of my top 3 movies and I thought he played Leonard but I realized he’d be too old to be this young playing Michael Jackson, still he’s got a nice catalogue I hope ERB helped him breakout as an actor
He was Rakeem?
@@vampvhs It probably helped him get his acting gig
Best part by far ❤️
“I didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla”
Technically speaking, he did lose some chocolate because of his skin condition and he added some vanilla after that so that he won't look like a human made out of cookies and cream
When I herd that I laugh so hard 😂
@@AlphaHelix01 lol
Lmao I thought it was a reference of elvis eating chocolate everyday for breakfast lmfao
...
I like how erb respected michael by saying “I didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla” knowing Michael was still a proud black man
@Elijah Bernal yes it was
@Elijah Bernal elaborate
@Elijah Bernal *and he was never seen again*
@@Chillbird235 **Disagrees without giving evidence and leaves.**
@@Chillbird235 I mean where's the proof they said they added this line out of respect for MJ
“Here’s a tip :
Don’t swallow a bucket of drugs so that you won’t die on the toilet, dropping hunks of burning love …” LMFAO
Burning love is actually one of Elvis’ songs
that one got me giggling
"I stole from black culture, why are you offended?" is pure gold.
IKR OMGGG. HE DESTROYED HIM. DID EM DIRTY 😂
I think its insulting to Elvis to say he stole. I dont even like him but he helped the public accept blacks making music.
Damn 😹😹😹
Kinda disrespectful to Elvis tho.
@@himlolo also disrespectful to Michael, he didnt choose to have vitiligo. He was a proud black man and said and showed that many times
The actor for Young Micheal was great! So weird to think that he’s probably an adult now.
his name is Bentley Green
He's still pretty young. About my age which is 18.
He's 20.
And that's not okay.
@@anaccount4354 what's not okay?
@@anaccount4354 yeah what not ok
“Your daddy beat gold records out of you like alchemy.”
OH MAN, THAT’S GOTTA HURT.
it does
it probably did
So who beat gold records out of Elvis???
@@wolfgang7812 his producer
Both the burn and the beating
I just love the Elvis voice. No one is giving it enough recognition
Lol same here
You might enjoy Volbeat
The detail of Elvis eating a bunch of sandwiches during Michael's second verse and then being fatter for his own second verse... Even back in the day ERB was so clever.
"I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up
Call me Ed Sullivan
Shoot you from the waist up"
How is no one talking about that line?! That is just too clever for it's own good!!!
I caught both of these I didn't catch the "Fat Elvis" transition at first but it really is great and a bit disappointing people latched onto Michael's shift and his line. I guess Fat Elvis is just a bit more subtle
As for the Ed Sullivan thing I got that immediately, I don't know much about elvis in terms of history but that is well known. Great reference though XD
@Ava Cockslave Dorado I actually noticed it by accident, I paused my video for some reason to comment on something else and when I scrolled back up I was like "hold on, Elvis has a bit of a belly here, I thought he was pretty skinny in the first verse" then I remembered fat Elvis is a thing and was looking if people noticed it because everyone harps on Michael's "just added vanilla" line definitely great to see people aren't completely blind lol
Michael Jackson won right like he has more subscribers than Elvis
What was in those sandwiches, lard? LOL
The Michael child was really good. Like really really good!
The Hunting420 Bentley Green.
Child Michael Jackson: "the kid in me loves the sweet corn crunch"
Adult Michael Jackson: "the adult in me likes the kid in me"
Family Guy reference*
@SuperVince93Kaioken THAT WAS HIM!?
And the grown up Michael Jackson was trash
@@joshualyle3699 no not at all
Let's be honest...that kid was freaking awesome
You are right....his flow is sick MAN!
Damn. He must be like 18-22. by now.
@@amuroray9115 9 years damn
Agree
@@amuroray9115 damn like say if he was 12 in the recording he would be 21..Jesus has it really been 8 years…and is 8 years that long..
I can never stop coming back to this one. “I stole from black culture-why are *you* offended” will never NOT be one of my all time favorite lines.
So impressed that they could get a kid as talented as they did.
Right? He was pretty good.
That's just EPICLloyd in makeup actually
PEPPER nope, it’s actually a kid. He hasn’t posted in a few years. I think he became a rapper, which personally I think was a waste of potential.
@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial r/whoooosh
The Emerald Men Official r/wooosh
Everyone talking about how the kid Michael Jackson was so charismatic, but holy shit the guy playing Elvis Presley was great with the voice.
That's EpicLloyd.
Lloyd kills every role he plays, but since he’s in a majority of battles it’s not as note worthy as when there’s a guest, hence why they talk about kid Jackson.
Honestly the kid still did better than epic
Epiclloyd
@@eyesack2776 bentley green?
it's weird thinking it's been almost 10 years since this was uploaded but "i didn't lose any chocolate, i just added vanilla" is still one of erb's most iconic lines to date
I didn’t appreciate this one enough in the past it’s nothing but pure destructive force at light speed from both sides. It’s like watching dragon ball
mjs better
Right next to "I AM ADOLF HITLER"
@@solidskullz5736 same this whole rap is fire and I slept on it when I was a kid
Youre welcome for 1k
There are so many great lyrics that I feel like “Here’s a tip: don’t swallow a bucket of drugs, so you won’t die on the toilet dropping hunks of Burning Love” has been sorely underrated.
finally someone talks about that lyric 😭 it's so underratedd
I also love how he does the Elvis voice for a second when he delivers that line.
Aside from the 😂Battle, on a serious note - anyone ever hear about the time Michael Jackson's eldest brother (Jackie Jackson) was getting harassed by hotel security in Las Vegas, and Elvis appeared out of nowhere and called out the security for the way they were treating Mr. Jackson?
Jackie told that story himself years ago in interview. I never see anyone anywhere ever mention the time Elvis had the back of one of Micheal Jackson's brothers, but that's classic.
Lot of people would have walked by, said nothin'. But it meant a lot to him that Elvis did that.
Woah that's awesome
Instant like C:
Even crazier... when famed singer Jackie Wilson had a heart attack in the mid-70's, guess who helped pay his medical expenses? Yup, Elvis Presley! Story goes he kept helping Jackie out right up until his own death in August of 1977. He and Jackie were good friends, and it hurt Elvis to see Wilson incapacitated in a hospital after so many years of entertaining fans. Real friendship there....
@@JoseMorales-lw5nt Yep. True. There's a popular Elvis Forum out there where they had this discussion, and one of the members that is a *supposed expert Elvis historian* that said - "There was no evidence then Elvis actually helped pay medical expenses for Jackie".
Couldn't even believe it. That type of nonsense I would expect from an Elvis hater or critic ...but this came from a supposed researched Elvis fan.
Unfortunately for people like him that try to downplay or ignore details like Elvis' reaching out to Jackies Family when he went in the hospital, the evidence that Elvis actually did help out is documented by Jackies own family members in 1970s newspapers.
Plus one of Jackie's daughters verified it just last year on social media conversation.
If you ever see someone out there trying to act like there's no truth to that story, tell them to sit their Ace down.
If Jackie's own family members acknowledged then case closed.
#JayViviano: Thank you for that information. At the end of the day, it's not hard to keep an open mind and an open heart. Elvis understood that probably better than anyone else. It was like his famous performance on TOAST OF THE TOWN when he sang PEACE IN THE VALLEY. Apparently, CBS executives got weary about a young Rock & Roll performer doing Gospel on live TV. Thankfully, Mr. Sullivan convinced the bigwigs that his performance wouldn't stir controversy amongst religious groups. The rest is history...
“I stole from black culture why are you offended?”
Lmao
Wouldn't that make him MORE offended?
Bes Isis well michael jackson kind of went from black to white
What a great line
Bes Isis Jackson was more white than a albino
@@kawaiipotatoes3822 He had a skin condition that caused his skin to lose pigment
The voice of old Michael was so incredibly on point that is uncanny
NicePeter did an epic, pun intended, job of portraying older MJ, he had the voice down.
@@JadenYukifan28 His dance moves are also pretty impressive
🤨
the only thing missingwere ther kibs he was cough with.XD
🤨 ok buddy
To this day, old Michael Jackson is still one of Peter’s best impressions.
Can we just appreciate how well NicePeter played old Michael jackson
Can we appreciate the fact that that kid upstaged both of them?
When you said old Michel Jackson I thought this was a joke about him playing a black kid Well🤣🤣
This is one of his best portrayals of a character imo. They're both just so great at capturing the essence of these characters, and the fact that they have such adaptable voices and faces helps with that too. Fantastic makeup artists and costumer designers too, of course.
I am pretty sure that EpicLLOYD and NicePeter can play and look like anyone.
bardoobardoollllllllllllllllllllllllllll Kylie
DIDN'T LOSE ANY CHOCOLATE, I JUST ADDED VANILLA
I love that line so much lol
Me too
Bet he added lots of vanila
Vitaligo plus makeup does some fun stuff
Soooo gooooood!
It got me laughing
Bro….. the kid killed it
Bro they hearted you
Is nice
@@unreeeal493 just saw it now … it’s unreal 🤯
Drugs also did
Both of them
The _best_ draw in ERB. Both went hard, both killed it, both won.
Yeah, the weakest one is Old Elvis, and even he does a pretty solid job of it. He's just a 7 in a field of 9s and 10s.
Unironically, older Michael singing "aaaaahhhh" is my favorite part of this battle. Nice Peter put so much soul into that scream.
When Lloyd is rapping, I need to squint real hard, to believe that is the character he is playing.
But when Peter comes on, I stop squinting. I honestly believe that is Michael Jackson. Or Freddy Mercury. Or Steve Jobs. Or whoever.
@@robbob5302 there is a saying in ERB comment sections: "Nice Peter looks like half the people in the world, Epic Lloyd looks like the other half."
Nice Peter is NOICE!
mjs better
@@commenterjosh2428 OG comment bruh
"I stole from black culture, why are you offended"
Damn
I know right that line was savage the best line in this battle and why elvis predley wins
You were here on the last one
i don't get it though. what is he trying to imply there
@@melteddarkchocolate000 He's saying that Michael shouldn't be offended that he stole from black culture because Michael appears to be white because of his vitiligo.
Basically he took a shot at Michael's disease. Or at least that's what I think it meant
@@drew1132 also the fact that he never produced "black music", hes remembered as the king of pop. so he produced white music and became white, hes saying he was never really a part of black culture
"Your daddy beat gold records outta you like alchemy" is probably in the top ten most brutal things I've ever heard.
Right?!
Explain
@@0duwa3d alchemists work with elements, back then they had tried to turn certain ones into gold. The Jackson 5 was rumored to be very abusive behind the family-friendly image they put out, with Michael’s dad being very hard on him to put out hits, many of those hits also ended up being certified gold later on.
@@matta6161 wym being certified gold later on
@@alecocothunder8277 lots of Michael Jackson’s songs and Jackson 5 songs alike became certified gold through sales and charts success. Gold is one of the ranks a song can get to be certified.
"I took her to my neverland ranch to Hee hee"😂😂😂😂😭😭
The kid who played Michael Jackson is a badass and a smartass.
Autumn Falls
You know he didn’t come up with the lyrics right?
@@Palestine4Ever169 r/whoosh
Fr4nc15
How the fuck is this r/woosh ?
@@barrier677 r/im14andthisiswoosh
Fr4nc15 r/ihavereddit
He protecc
He attack
But most importantly,
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and the comment of the day award goes to...
Underated
He He
Why did this made me laugh so hard?
@@jjrjunior2382 did it make u go HEE HEE?
lol i had too
Nice Peter looks like half of all living people on earth
EpicLLOYD looks like the other half
That's one of the best observations ever!
Honestly so true.
Girls: WaT aBoUt mE
@@Dashometry1774 lol, good point. They need to do some videos as women, and I'm sure they'll pull it off.
@@dirrdevil they did Sarah Palin vs lady gaga
Bro 11 years later AND THIS STILL GOES HARD ❤️🔥
"Heres a tip, don't swallow a bucket of drugs
So you won't die on the toilet dropping hunks of burning love"
Why is that part so good
Dillepo because the kid said it with such personality.
ironic... considering how he died!
Bc he said it wit that voice
Here's a tip don't swallow a bucket a drugs, so you won't die on the toilet droddin unks ub rning love
@@almy75 he didn't s*** he tried to by straining wich triggered a heart attack that shut down his heart
Who’s here rewatching all erbs
Me
I miss them they were just the best raps.
2018 pride erb may never die it will always be in are hearts
Me
me dude
Wow "didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla" why is that so fire???? 😂
@@jubileegabrielmateo7437 wow I actually didn't know that
@@Noctua8 And knowing is half the battle
@@jubileegabrielmateo7437 I have vitiligo on my chest and little on my arm that's how it happens wow
@@jubileegabrielmateo7437 what the fact you wouldn't expect anyone with vitiligo to see your comment or I didn't know how it happened also I got laser surgery to were it supposed to cure the vitiligo but I stopped because it made my skin tender and it hurt
@@jubileegabrielmateo7437 I don't think it.can can it just search it can't although it does give you low self esteem
ERB should have done Michael Jackson vs Prince. That's the battle everyone wants to see. Needs to be 3 parts like Vader vs. Hitler.
nah this was a good idea. maybe bring back jackson in his thriller era for that
They competed in real life so dont really fit an ERB battle.
@@thomasjones4570 Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison competed in real life, and they gave them a ERB.
@@HappyRoach1 They did not. They lived in the same period.
Tesla, worked for Edison. When Tesla worked on the opposing current, Edison was OUT of the Edison company.
They never directly competed against each other.
Elvis: I stole from Black culture, why are you offended?
M.J: Didn't lose any chocolate, just added vanilla.
The Warrior B E S T
C O M E B A C K
How does that roast Elvis.
Myles Williams you'll see
@@jamesduncan9529 iz ur full last name Duncan Donutz?
@@grapesoda8740 no
"You stole rock & roll gave us rockabilly cheese"
"I'm the King of Pop, you're the King of Jelly Rolls"
"Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla"
Whats with the food jokes? LOL
Pretty sure to emphasise that Elvis was a fat ass
RandomMadPotato lololololololol
+RandomMadPotato that is soo Ture cause he ugly
xD lol! Ikr!
shut the f**k up dude you're just because MJ is better than u
"Didn't lose any chocolate just added vanilla"
I AM DECEASED
Don't PHAN!C At My Chemical Disco You Crybaby It's true that line is genius! After his death they actually found he still had black spots around him because of Vitiligo so yup he just got some Vanilla 😏 haha.
i dont understand
Porygon Michael Jackson was born black, but due to an illness called vitilgo his skin was turning white.
Janna The
Mateo Geraldino uhhhhhh thanks
Oof "didn't loose any chocolate ,I just added Vanilla"
I love how erb is able to make musicians sound like it’s them singing while it still feels like rap, that is pretty impressive
doctor who is lit bro. my homies and i watch it in compton 🔥🔥🔥
Agreed
"I'm a Smooth Criminal better face up
Call me Ed Sullivan
Shoot you from the waist up"
How is no one talking about that line?! That is just too clever for it's own good!!!
Who's Ed Sullivan?
@@majeedmamah7457 you have to know Elvis history to get that line.
When Elvis became famous he got a huge amount of backlash for the way he was dancing on stage which was considered too provocative by 50's standards .
Ed Sullivan at that time had the most famous TV show and when Elvis became a regular guest in that show, he started censoring him by filming him only from the waist up . So that the hips mouvements would not be shown on camera.
So " Call me Ed Sullivan. I shoot you from the waist up" is probably the best line on here
Brandon Ayong This guy knows Elvis lore
Exactly that line was genius!
Funny thing is...they were both on Sullivan early in their careers.
"Didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vainilla."
That part killed me.
yea, nice comeback to:
I stole from black culture, why are you offended
+RichardZombie the irony makes me go back to good ol' first day of minecraft.......29 iron in one spot
+Alice G. lol as soon as i seen the white michael jackson i died
I find it a bit racist
Whovian no.1 kinda but that wasn't the point
“Didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla” goes hard asf
Happy Birthday Elvis!
Michael Jackson VS Elvis Presley. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.
It might be the birthday of elvis, but michael did certainly win this battle!
(Btw mj's music is way better too)
I want to see Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum. Thanks. Mateus.
Michael Jackson wins!!
I don't know who Elvis is.
DW42536387384 *puts hand on shoulder blade* "we need to talk" *reaches bridge* "so because of the fact you didn't know you should cool off for now" *kicks*
"I stole from black culture, why are you offended?"
"You made one daughter and she came to me, I took her to my neverland ranch to hee-hee"
MURDER. I love this battle so much
complete disrespect, I’m howling 😭😭😭
Don’t forget “ I only let you marry my daughter cause I knew you’d never bang her”
Elvis never stole from no one. He popularised Black Music
@@MichaelJ44 it was sarcasm, mainly the point of the hit was about the fact Michael's skin colour became white
@@TheHeisenBuldge
No, the point of the hit is because Elvis supposedly stole “black culture” whilst in a rap battle against a black person and he asks him “Why Are you So Offended?”
Dude I remember watching these when I was little, why didn’t I notice that they were spitting straight up fat bars then
Lol same
Andrew Vazquez, and here’s the thing. Both rounds of Elvis and MJ were fire, because of their evolution.
i didn't understand some of the roasts back then 😂
Nick Connor saame
Andrew Vazquez same
12 years later and the lines from this still play in my head randomly so i went back to rewatch HAHAH def one of the best erbs ever they killed this & peter looks soo good as mj 😮💨
“Your daughter came to me.
I took her to my neverland ranch to HEE HEE”
Damn
That was classic..lol
Chungus Sniper I can’t tell who won. It’s pretty close.
Thas deep
“I only let you marry her cause I knew you’d never bang her”
makeMeCry방탄 lit
I stole from black cuture, why are you offended?
JESUS ELVIS CALM DOWN
You know in real life, Elvis wouldn't ever say that.
@Kevin Byrnes No, not like the losers today they say or whatever they want for example rappers: fuck someone random, don't pay child support and do anything if one of those screw ups were put into elvises 'time' they would be in a mentel institution. He COULD said what ever he never done that if he did what did he say if your so smart?
2nd Airborne Productions ikr dang
This line won it.
Years later I realize what this meant
I bet the person that played young MJ had so much fun
He really killed it
I just looked it up and he’s 19 now 😳 time has sure gone by quickly
Lindsey Marie oh my
Lindsey Marie whats his insta😭
Lindsey Marie time passes way too fast and I don’t like it
This is timeless. Absolutely my favorite ERB
*Proceeds to add vanilla*
I just realized what he meant...
What did he mean ?
YXL Michael was originally black, he had vitiligo so he evened out his colour.
@@valentine4980 OK Now i understand it. Thanks
@@valentine4980
I always thought that after the pepis incident where he was set on fire. I thought that what's the was in turned white
Can we appreciate the person who played Elvis cause damn he nailed his voice
That's EpicLLOYD. He's a regular on ERB. He's one of the people who runs it.
And yeah, looking through all the characters he's played in these battles, EpicLLOYD somehow manages to look and sound like everybody...
I've always felt that EpicLLoyd was the better rapper between him and NicePeter, though I also feel like NicePeter has done a better job at impersonating the people he plays
lloyd is certainly the better rapper but peter is good with wordplay/punchlines. i think it depends on the character they’re playing when it comes to impersonations
JaydenDC it’s epic loyyd
You wanna see a good imitation check out nicepeter as Freddie Mercury it's scary
"I died on the shitter but I don't give a crap"
Let that sink in
@The Reply Master k
@the god of cringe Imagine Shiting while dead, that just sucks.
*Let that sink in*
I can't stop thinking about a literal sink standing at the front door, knocking and shouting "please let me in"
Epic
@@oxymoron501 Most people actually do release their bowels after death. Not necessarily right away, it can take a few hours to a few days. Urine, on the other hand, tends to be released immediately.
"I stole from black culture, why are YOU offended?" It's been 12 years and I still laugh my ass off at this line
Best disses : MJ
Best flow: Elvis
Winner: not Elvis’s daughter.
Other way around
switch it
“I only let you marry my daughter because I knew you’d never bang her”
the opposite
Paradocks no do research you see it mike with disses and flow
"how you gon talk about the birds and bees when you met your own wife WHEN SHE WAS ONLY 14??????" them facts tho.
Lizandra Barboza FOR REAL
he did
Didnt he marry her when she was 18?
JoiningAcorn 22. But he had meet her way before.
eh, Michael Jackson did some badder stuff than 14..
This is absolutely my favorite Epic Rap Battle I can't stop replaying it
zabia2345 same xD
zabia2345 bestrong sizzla
zabia2345 Same
zabia2345 same
zabia2345 ya
I cannot believe after all these years, this randomly popped in my head and I remembered every line, it is only now that I realized he was talking about tootie from the facts of life, now one of my favourite shows
"I stole from black culture, why are you offended?"
ABSOLUTE GOLDEN.
“I didn’t lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla” amazing comeback
@Hamaa7 wtf does that to do with anything
and untrue!
@@ikewp901 Nah it's pretty true
@@real_lampcap No, it's not! Go do some research, you clearly don't know anything about Elvis!
*Congratulations! Your "Little Michael" has now evolved into a "White Michael!"*
Congratulations! Your "Young Elvis" has now evolved into a *"Fat Elvis!"*
Edit: 1.5k likes??? Holy shit! Mommy, I made it!
Fuck you.
Guys look I caught a shiny micheal jackson!!
Michael use Hee Hee
@@eveburrows2136 *Elvis used roll out*
Fat Elvis lol
So we not gonna talk about how Elvis's daughter got "Hee Hee'd" by Michael?...
...ok
Lisa got hee hee'd by michael jackson bruh
Hee Heed you mean le fucked
But she's a woman not a little kid so i doubt it
Why would you want talk about it
8 year's to late bru
Not just a rap battle, but a family feud between a father-in-law and his son-in-law! Both stages of both singers were brilliantly done!
“I stole from black culture why are you offended” OH MY GOOOOOOOOSH
I don’t understand the joke :(
@@cyberghetto2714 It's saying MJ is not black (anymore). Hence the "didn't lose any chocolate" line.
Rudy_Ash Vitiligo will do that.
@@TheEmeraldMenOfficial oh ok
@@cyberghetto2714 cause he turn white
“Didn’t loose any chocolate I just added vanilla” pure gold, Michel won that
Every time I hear that I just fucking smile. It’s such a great line
Nah Elvis one
@@Kevin-zo7zm agreed but MC also had some good lines
Onngggg
@@Kevin-zo7zm nah MJ won
Damn, all these years later I finally understand "all you want to do is teach kids the birds and bees"
ERB gave your comment a heart for some reason.
I still don't
@@thecollector4332 please entlighten me?
@@TheSmily4ever
Me?
@@thecollector4332 Maybe Beeeaba got the heart from ERB for getting the joke and not for ERB believing *in* the joke.
It’s been 11 years and this is still the best ERB song. Unmatched
"Took her to my Never Land Ranch (hmm) to...(HEE-HEE !)"
I died right there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
She wasn't the one who went to Neverland. Haha
That’s my favorite part😂😂😂
Special_Projects what do you mean?
@True-Guesser In what way? It's still hilarious so it aged perfectly fine
@True-Guesser You can joke about anything as long as its funny, and this is funny
“I’m the king of pop, you the king of jelly rolls”
had me dead😂😂😂💀💀
Elvis from clay fighters be like uh huh uh huh lol
Booooooooooooo
He stole from black coltur
Walter
Had Elvis dead too
"I'll light you up, like your hair in a Pepsi commercial"
*Woah, Elvis brought a flame-thrower to a grenade fight*
“Call me Ed Sullivan, shoot you from the waist up”
**I guess Michael brought the tank to the grenade fight*
@@paulgilbert5278 thats not even a good one. I prefer "You made one daughter she came to me, then I took her to the Neverland Ranch a hee hee" soo gooood.
@@paulgilbert5278 "Ï stole from black culture; why are you offended?" *Elvis brought a battleship to a grenade fight*
@@sparrowwing1729 "Didn't lose any chocolate I just added vanilla"looks like Michael bought a mirror to this battleship fight
*mirror shatters*
My favorite erb and the only one i could recite and recall easily, first watched this somewhen in 4/5th grade and now im 22 😭 good flow
"You're like a sad white woman who never got to be a kid"
Did Elvis predict Karens?
CockStirredMartini yes it does dumbass
@CockStirredMartini Uh oh, stinkyyy.
Not even funny because I for one never had a childhood
NoName 1234 did you really make an alt account just to type this
@@Keithchan2024 no sir that I did not
"I didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla".
I laughed really hard lmao.
Holy shit!! When i read your comment, that part came on(^.^)
Same ^^ :3
About to comment on that
Wtf r u talking about MJ so what if his skin changed... It's not bad
??
“How you gonna talk about the birds and bees when you met your wife when she was only 14?”
Well damn...
I mean if Elvis was 14 as well then that line doesn't really mean much
@@georgeebbrell1726 He was 24, I think
Well that is a lot less 13...
Don't Be So Meme and a lot more pg
OffBrandFiji this is earth you space demon we live in a society
The costumes
The beat
The disses
This is one of the kings of Epic Rap Battles
The best ERB in my opinion... such high quality bars, beats, and roasts
I remember this specific one got them super popular in my school when I was younger
Honestly same man, I remember watching this one in a middle school classroom. Before this their most famous one was the Vader vs Hitler one
oh do shut up
The Bond Austin one slaps
Vader v Hitler and Rasputin v stalin tho
every other character: reacts when getting insult
Elves Presley: *eats burgers like its his last meal*
He doesn't care! 😂
Not burgers. The reference is to fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches, which was Elvis's favorite food.
@@rockinrodney5000 the more you know..
@@petrspetsnaz630 if you wanna know it’s called fools gold sand which
@@xelabadman5824 K N O W L E D G E
anyway thx
Can we all Agree Michael was badass af.
elvis was bad ass as well to be honest
Mr Jackson was a child rapist so no he is not
Carson Von Hohenzollern stfu dumbass
+Carson Von Hohenzollern he's obviously innocent,the kids even say so. There parents are selfish idiots who sued him for money
Chilly Chimp44 so true
Grew up watching this video on repeat, now that I've found it again history repeats itself! Till' this day can't tell who won, there's many "ouch!" moments for both sides. This video will always be gold!!
While cleopatra’s miss carriage line was undoubtedly the best roast in ERB history, MJ’s first verse has the best flow in ERB History, my mind won’t ever change.
i totally agree
a close second being hillary clinton’s first verse in the trump v hillary. it was rlly good haha
@@evildeadening9826 not as good tho
Yes mj first verse is my favorite
Clint Eastwood's second verse still has me shook after all these years.
Shaka Zulu is a close 2nd
I remember asking my dad: "So this Michael Jackson dude, is he black or white?"
and my dad was like "Its complicated"
lol
its quite simple acc he was a black man with a disease period.
Catherine Bong Minor disease and decided to bleach himself
+Whoknvws yh i know
it doesn't turn your skin black, it turns it white
It doesn't feel like it's been four years, but damn
Tnomic Vierling yea
Tnomic Vierling MJ won
I find it funny that google/youtube only now notifies me of any of these replies.
Hold on, wasn't it 2009? I was in Chile, I remember how many months they talked about it. Every street corner stereo had his hits on again.
Tnomic Vierling I checked the date and I almost got a brain fart.
Young Michael Jackson absolutely won, what a boss
Fr
"I took her to my Neverland ranch to hee-hee!" LMAO 💀
Dude your name made me choke 😂
Lol
That line was gold😂🔥
Love the pfp
I think he went too far with that line.
This was a clever match up. Both singers were highly iconic and successful, they went through drastic changes, passed away under tragic circumstances and as a bonus, they both were somehow connected to each other because they knew Lisa Marie Presley.
Elvis is Michael’s father-in-law. Lol
And they both went by The King.
They were both called king to
@@Bookishbroccoli1 was
Martin Luther King: stood up for black rights
Obama: first black president
Michael Jackson: first black person to add vanilla
hee hee
Edit - It’s a joke
Lol
Damn that vanilla
Correct
"Incredible"
Obama is the first biracial president he’s half black and half white
The beat on this one is frigging addictive and I'm surprised nobody mentioned it.
"I didn't lose any chocolate, I just added vanilla." Best line in here
Kemauri Malone True
Mr Longdicka ????
Kemauri Malone Michal Jackson won
Right
Kemauri Malone It means this. Didn't lose any black skin, just added white.
You guys who write the lyrics are beyond talented
"didnt loose any chocolate, i just added vanilla" 😂😂
pls for the love of memes dont emoji
Dank Memes We know, we watched the video
Dank Memes I got it the second he said it
Afinio lord of games he was african american when he was younger, but he got a plastic surgery for his nose, and it somehow turned him white
lol
1:32 why did I laugh so hard at this.