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  • @erjinson
    @erjinson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15770

    can you imagine delivering a package and there’s this extremely dramatic rendition of bible verses permeating the box- i think i would cry

    • @aylacrissman3443
      @aylacrissman3443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      I would scream.

    • @mjnorman9824
      @mjnorman9824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      I would laugh

    • @yowwowtow
      @yowwowtow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +713

      And the man answering the door tells you not to worry, it’s just a Bible thing lol

    • @callmewaves1160
      @callmewaves1160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      I would honestly think I was going to die

    • @princesssupernova5300
      @princesssupernova5300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i would burn up and disintegrate

  • @islandliving5448
    @islandliving5448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12832

    Okay, i know rev Chris is a priest and all but.
    "Im going to gift this to someone, because ive got a lady in our church who has not very good eyesight"
    Is the dose of wholesomeness i needed for today.

    • @mimi_j
      @mimi_j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      But I feel like she’ll be terrified 😂😂😂

    • @skcvy8167
      @skcvy8167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      You'd actually be surprised at the number of people who use audiobook bibles. My mum loves them, and there's this group of people that she's in that listens to the books at 3x speed lol

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I once had a theology major friend who I got tons of audiobooks of different religious texts for (not the Qur’an, I believe there’s a belief of “you have to be silent beyond the actual praying, no music playing whilst there’s prayers” I think? I can’t remember). They were quite chuffed.

    • @FareezYusran
      @FareezYusran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@skcvy8167 3 times the speed?! What?! 😂

    • @kyris66
      @kyris66 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@monroerobbins7551 oh there are versions of these (and apps) for the Qur'an. People don't use them *while* praying but for something to listen to while doing other things, or to work on their recitation or for memorising verses.

  • @Fuzz32
    @Fuzz32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5691

    “Who is that?”
    “Saint Keanu, the patron Saint of veterinarians, animal adopters and assassins.”
    “Cool!”

    • @spacedinosaur8733
      @spacedinosaur8733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I need Saint Keanu for my house. :)

    • @Fuzz32
      @Fuzz32 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He’s also the patron Saint of computer hackers. 😊

    • @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83
      @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      "What is he most known for"
      "Parting of the red sea"
      "He split the sea?"
      "Oh, no. He chopped a man in half and his blood went everywhere, they call that killing move the 'parting of the red sea' "

    • @Ikller-xh7qq
      @Ikller-xh7qq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I, as an atheist, have the urge to buy that portrait too... Fuck Jesus, Keanu is way better^^

    • @tiberiusclaudiusnerogermanicis
      @tiberiusclaudiusnerogermanicis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's.... the one!

  • @Mugthraka
    @Mugthraka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2203

    No one told them that there is a Manga called "Jesus & Budha" where Jesus and Budha decides to take vacations in modern day Japan?
    Its quite hilarious and wholesome

    • @advicehydra6332
      @advicehydra6332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It’s banned in my country:’(

    • @reginaldmustardbacon5866
      @reginaldmustardbacon5866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@advicehydra6332 which is very weird. the people that enjoyed that the most were religious people. ( from my personal experience at least )

    • @Samu-oe9pf
      @Samu-oe9pf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Are you referring to Saint Young Men? I love that so much! Lol

    • @Ten_522
      @Ten_522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I loved that manga and the show, too!! I was born and raised in the church, and I found Saint Young Men really fun c:

    • @Sophie-qy4cm
      @Sophie-qy4cm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      OHH YEAH! I heard they're animating that haha

  • @Uzumaki1218
    @Uzumaki1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3348

    "Forget sex, Jesus sells!"
    That's a damn good line if I have ever heard one!

    • @cerdas1814
      @cerdas1814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      timestamp?

    • @littlewillowlinda
      @littlewillowlinda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Jesus doesn't sell, Jesus saves!!

    • @AiluridaeAureus
      @AiluridaeAureus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That reminds me of that web comic of the guy with sun glasses selling like... Soviet Union flags and copies of the Communist Manifesto, with posters everywhere saying "CAPITALISM IS DEAD", and he's saying into his phone like "Jerry, this is BIG! I've found a new growth market!"

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cerdas1814 Quite at the beginning

    • @darth-imperius
      @darth-imperius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That reminded me of the Jesus Mustaine memes 😂 for anyone who doesn't know, the memes are about Dave Mustaine, the lead singer of Megadeth, as Jesus.

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6220

    Ollie: "What if we-"
    Josh: "You're an idiot."

    • @marycatherine5424
      @marycatherine5424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Literally every video😂

    • @samuraiboi2735
      @samuraiboi2735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats him but like he doesnt give a shiț

  • @jugiee.6959
    @jugiee.6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    My AP Literature teacher's classroom was covered in Jesus merch. She would give us Jesus band-aids to give us inspiration during our AP test. Students would gift her more Jesus merch when they graduated. She had seven bobbleheads. It was wonderful.

    • @thepumpkinmaster2596
      @thepumpkinmaster2596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That sounds weirdly wholesome. Was she a good teacher?

    • @jugiee.6959
      @jugiee.6959 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@thepumpkinmaster2596 One of the best teachers I ever had, could make the most boring book interesting to talk about. We spent half the year reading and discussing Our Mutual Friend, and a Dickens book had never been so good :D

    • @veronicachow
      @veronicachow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I didn't know u can hv Jesus band-aids, that's epic! 😂 She sounds like a wonderful person. God bless u & her~

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Some people are collecting mugs, some are collecting stamps, some are collecting plane tickets. She's collecting Jesuses.

    • @rosequartz4102
      @rosequartz4102 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can't imagine that you went to public school!

  • @sarahwithstars
    @sarahwithstars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Chris: this is a cultural car crash
    Yeah, Jesus take the wheel!

    • @sarahwithstars
      @sarahwithstars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That recording is apocalyptic scripture
      "It's a Bible thing!" Was not reassuring for the poor Postman!

  • @saliharoshan7636
    @saliharoshan7636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5377

    Every time I think Ollie can't possibly find anything weirder on the internet, I'm proven very wrong.

    • @jameskatu6339
      @jameskatu6339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The World Over

    • @tibia-the-dog
      @tibia-the-dog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And we love it

    • @eli586AR
      @eli586AR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I mean the guy has a 200 year old toilet installed in his home. 😅

    • @corig1939
      @corig1939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@eli586AR and a spam blanket

    • @corig1939
      @corig1939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I swear one of these days, Ollie's gonna get his hands on a Fiji Mermaid and none of us will be surprised

  • @sunakshisanwal
    @sunakshisanwal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4618

    "oh don't worry, it's a Bible thing"
    Should be put on a shirt lmao

  • @niyajoy6119
    @niyajoy6119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Rev Chris making mini noises by bringing the stretchy Jesus and the flourescent Jesus to talk was my breaking point.🤣🤣
    5:52

  • @lauren3010
    @lauren3010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Got to talk to Chris in a live-stream he did and he was super nice! I’m not religious but I do consider myself a Christian. He taught me to pray and I got to talk to his wife! Honestly a nice and genuine guy!

    • @starlight_studios8784
      @starlight_studios8784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One question: how can you be not religeous and also a Christian???

    • @nadiajovitainjiliariso6056
      @nadiajovitainjiliariso6056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@starlight_studios8784 You know that there's people that like doesn't really do religious things like pray, read the Bible, go to church for Sunday service and such, but they still believe in God and is aware that they're Christian. Because I do have some friends that don't do religious things like I mentioned but whenever someone asked them what's their religion, they would say "I'm Christian". Something like that.

    • @starlight_studios8784
      @starlight_studios8784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nadiajovitainjiliariso6056 but then they arent actually Christian, are they? They only SAY they are a Christian, but dont have the things that they do back it up. I know Christians dont really have to prove that they are one, but isnt it better as a Christian to have your actions match what religion you beleive in? All things you can do, but not all of them will be fruitful for your good, right? So isnt it better to strive not for perfection, but to be better then those of this world?

    • @lauren3010
      @lauren3010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@starlight_studios8784 I don’t go to church, but I do believe in god. My family is Christian, so that’s what I consider myself to be.

    • @lauren3010
      @lauren3010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@starlight_studios8784 Also, when did you have to back up your faith in order for it to be considered valid? If I want to say I’m a Christian, so be it. Why do I have to justify what I am to someone? 😂
      As for my actions matching up with what I believe in. There are a ton of things the Bible says not to do, but Christians still do it. Same for ANY religion.

  • @reillywilloughby
    @reillywilloughby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3088

    "I'm a bit weird, but that's OK." Preach Rev Chris, preach.

    • @BarelyNoticeable
      @BarelyNoticeable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Somewhere around 5:35 for those who want a timestamp :)

    • @joebenzz
      @joebenzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Amen

    • @XSemperIdem5
      @XSemperIdem5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why do I feel like this might become a gif and not be used very appropriately 😅

    • @kayenjee
      @kayenjee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then he proceeds to play with the figures 😅

  • @1981namo
    @1981namo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    Please be careful using US electrical products..... You need a converter as the UK wattage is higher..... Hence the melting 😂

    • @stargirl7646
      @stargirl7646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Oh my gosh you’re right! I didn’t think about that lol!

    • @noahluppe
      @noahluppe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      never plug a 110V device in a 240V outlet

    • @parapunghaha
      @parapunghaha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I hope they see this, for future reference

    • @ashleybroening6933
      @ashleybroening6933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, absolutely!!

    • @brendaleelydon
      @brendaleelydon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I mean...isn't a converter required, full stop? US plugs & UK plugs are completely different.
      This could be down to ever-cheaper parts being used. I've had battery-operated products start overheating almost immediately upon putting the batteries in (scary AF, btw - esp since it most recently happened on a light-up toy that's allegedly bath-safe; we already had one, but I wanted to add another for more ambiance lol). I don't know if that's caused by a 'short' (or what, really, a short is), but I was nervous when they started saying HOW hot it was, since while those panini makers get hot, they aren't usually so to the point it's worth commenting on!

  • @TheDylls
    @TheDylls ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Rev. Chris seems like such a genuine and open person. A real delight to watch

  • @kelseymattison4987
    @kelseymattison4987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    We bought my great grandma that talking Bible thing because she's mostly blind, slightly deaf and very religious

  • @janew7920
    @janew7920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2933

    It feels like Josh and Ollie are an angel and demon on Rev Chris’ shoulders 🤣

    • @jameskatu6339
      @jameskatu6339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      They’re both 50/50 each

    • @randomnetfiend
      @randomnetfiend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      100%

    • @lonestar2078
      @lonestar2078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      that is a perfect description lol

    • @tamara-il4rz
      @tamara-il4rz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think today Ollie went too far and was unnecessarily mean to Rev Chris 🥺💔

    • @liamariavoelker4162
      @liamariavoelker4162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@tamara-il4rz no, he wasn‘t mean. Thats Ollies type of humor.

  • @OoTalkeroO
    @OoTalkeroO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3985

    I can only imagine what Ollie's online shopping history would look like by now. It must be chaotic 😆 🤣

    • @gollygaloshes
      @gollygaloshes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I'm more interested in what the algorithms think to recommend him.

    • @Liyana349
      @Liyana349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fr lmao

    • @annkim6140
      @annkim6140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right 😆 i was just thinking that.

    • @victoriat7961
      @victoriat7961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i want to know what the google algorithm thinks of him

    • @Soundwave._
      @Soundwave._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I imagine his shopping history looks somewhat like the exact items he just showed us-

  • @Filcayra72
    @Filcayra72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    As a Filipino, glow in the dark Jesus figure have been so normalized in our culture that I only realized that this isn’t a norm outside of the Philippines

  • @veronicachow
    @veronicachow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    As a Christian I had a great laugh & really enjoyed watching this 😂😂😂

  • @AngelaSealana
    @AngelaSealana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3727

    Cross-shaped lollipop
    Josh: "Not a comfortable experience"
    The Lord: 👀

    • @kimhaze1790
      @kimhaze1790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

      Yeah I don’t think Jesus thought the cross was comfortable experience either 😂

    • @mana_miss2168
      @mana_miss2168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@kimhaze1790 not comfortable at all😅😅

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      "Cross review, by Jesus the Christ: Not comfortable experience at all, difficult to handle, signs in one language only, no food or drinks provided. 2/10 score. Not recommended."

    • @jessipeculiar
      @jessipeculiar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I laughed at this way harder than I probably should have 🤣

    • @Ashley-lm4nv
      @Ashley-lm4nv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @ Not true. You get a sponge on a stick with beverages.

  • @Hosigie
    @Hosigie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3996

    I'm an atheist but Josh and Ollie doing Christian-related stuff with Chris is my favourite type of videos.

    • @Zephriesz
      @Zephriesz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      You don't need to be a specific audience to enjoy these related stuff. As long as you enjoyed it and so does everyone else, that's what matters!

    • @cdogthehedgehog6923
      @cdogthehedgehog6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Same. I find religion interesting and have studied several of them thoroughly, but often times the religious are infuriatingly arrogant. Not these guys though.

    • @smileez2556
      @smileez2556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cdogthehedgehog6923 if theres the type of person who follows everything and doesnt quention, yeah it is arrogant

    • @cghbv1585
      @cghbv1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      why r u an atheist?

    • @sarajohnson9938
      @sarajohnson9938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well Jesus was a real man. Whether he was the son of God or not is certainly debatable but whether you believe he was or not is irrelevant in my opinion. As an agnostic I'm a huge fan of Jesus and his words. He was a good wise man that just tried to help people.

  • @charlacobb3968
    @charlacobb3968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Grilled Cheesus" reminded me of boot camp. Every Sunday, the mess hall made grilled cheese with breakfast, and we were allowed to go to church for an hour. We called it, "Grilled Cheese and Jesus Day."

  • @circusmonkey28
    @circusmonkey28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Forget sex, Jesus sells."
    What a line!

  • @aadivirsingh9766
    @aadivirsingh9766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    “And today, we’re reviewing the most shamelessly commercialised Jesus products the Internet has to offer, with a real priest”
    I don’t think those words belong in that order, English.

    • @etherealhawk
      @etherealhawk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      English is a descriptive language, rather than a proscriptive language like French. So really there's no right or wrong way to do it as long as people understand lol

    • @idek7438
      @idek7438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@etherealhawk *prescriptive

    • @sheezarai9066
      @sheezarai9066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@etherealhawk I didn't think they meant that...they were just commenting on the absurdity of the sentence 😑

    • @becky3983
      @becky3983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      The words are a bit bizarre because it's a bizarre scenario, but I can't find anything grammatically wrong with it

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It reminded me of Jesus turning over the marketplace in the temple. Ppl probably shouldn't be profiting on the image of Christ, but I did die laughing at most of these tbh 🤣

  • @clarissabrocato2105
    @clarissabrocato2105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    Funny thing about the Christian candy, my parents didn’t like Halloween but they also didn’t like disappointing children, so they used to hand out Christian candy with Bible tracks on Halloween 😅😂

    • @anastasiaphan4202
      @anastasiaphan4202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I’m fine with the Christian candy but the Bible…eh… okay… 😅😅😅

    • @iloveicecream127
      @iloveicecream127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      That's actually very smart of them. They sound like a very cute couple

    • @charisginn6932
      @charisginn6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Saaaame. Except instead of Bible verses they gave out those awful tracts lol, the ones with cartoons of people burning in hell and s***

    • @mcrose9067
      @mcrose9067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@charisginn6932 I had a friend in high-school whose dad had a huge collection of those kinds of tracks. I have no idea why he had them, as far as I knew he was a Wiccan. But I found those tracks so funny, Halloween is Satan's birthday(only time I've ever heard that), that parents should be happy when their children die because now they are with Jesus and many more fucked up themes. Me and my friend would read thru them on occasion to get a laugh lol

    • @charisginn6932
      @charisginn6932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@mcrose9067 haha, yeah those are the ones. My parents actually believed that stuff tho, and encouraged us to pass them out too, so I never thought they were funny. Just creepy

  • @voodoosleeper
    @voodoosleeper ปีที่แล้ว +84

    The way Josh stresses over how much money Ollie spends in some of these videos makes them seem like even more of a married couple lmao

    • @LinnyWenona-kt1vz
      @LinnyWenona-kt1vz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wdym? They ARE a married couple

  • @godsgirl487
    @godsgirl487 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love the fact that this is one of those videos where you can hear the camera crew losing their minds laughing in the background

  • @SoraRaven
    @SoraRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1990

    i should have not laugh so hard when they said
    "you found Wally, hallelujah!"
    "now its time to find Jesus"
    i feel like the devil's scoring me points laughing on things

    • @peterstefanak2889
      @peterstefanak2889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      its actually pretty funny and not offensive at all to say something like this, I come from VERY conservative catholic background and most Catholics I know would t least chuckle, so no sweat

    • @SoraRaven
      @SoraRaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@peterstefanak2889 same its just that my catholic school would scold me when i laugh when these kinds of joke happen to be said 😂 and it will automatically be me thinking im sinning

    • @Meow2198
      @Meow2198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@SoraRaven They need to lighten up, I'm a Catholic and I believe Jesus has a sense of humor, too. As long as it isn't offensive, I don't see any evil in it so don't worry, you are not sinning ^^

    • @alicewonder6498
      @alicewonder6498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For a few of these I was like, ‘sorry Jesus’ because I couldn’t help but laugh 😅

    • @endangwasanani51
      @endangwasanani51 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didnt-

  • @KurtCariaga
    @KurtCariaga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    "Maybe I should do some cameos, because I can do better than that" - Rev Chris
    MAKE 👏 IT 👏 HAPPEN 🤣

    • @KougajiCalling
      @KougajiCalling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd be down.

    • @MCOAG
      @MCOAG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yaaaaaaass!! 👏

    • @joshuarebelak416
      @joshuarebelak416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yasss

    • @inmyworldkindagirl
      @inmyworldkindagirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should totally do that and donate the money to charity!

  • @estherolawuyi4204
    @estherolawuyi4204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love Ollie! " Forget sex! Jesus sells!!" As a married minister I'm chuckling so hard.

  • @rekagaal
    @rekagaal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Was that grilled cheesus device purchased from America? If that's the case, it probably overheated because it was made for the American 120 Volt grid, but you plugged it into a European 230 Volt socket 😂😂

    • @solhesperia
      @solhesperia 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      okay i hate having to use adapters just because i use 220V 😂

  • @gwongton8212
    @gwongton8212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    Ollie: says something that is pushing the boundaries of what is okay to say as a Christian
    Everyone else in the room: Ummmm AH okayyyyy woah woah WWWOOOWWW

    • @skelkankaos
      @skelkankaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      If you can't banter with The Lord, than with whom can you banter?

    • @rizeagle33
      @rizeagle33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is stupid but I think religion is stupid so I guess you so called rules of what you can and can't do seems arbitrary and dumb to me. I rather enjoy being an atheist were I don't have to follow some book from thousands of years ago that is pro rape and abortion and is anti shellfish and mixed fabrics and hair cuts. Seems ridiculous and a waste of time. The bible has been used to commit so many heinous acts throughout history and the church is one place where you find the most child predators in leadership and they get protected by the church. Why would I follow something that protects child predators.

    • @riyascorner9198
      @riyascorner9198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When Jesus died on the cross he death appeased the punishments of the old testemants. Also, if one person out of a hundred cheated on a test would you think that the rest of the 99 are also cheaters? It’s not just about church it’s about having a relationship with Jesus. People don’t define Jesus, Jesus does.

  • @mayredfern4593
    @mayredfern4593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1397

    Rev Chris doesn't even need an introduction anymore, he's just that legendary

  • @lilidoravoros9461
    @lilidoravoros9461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just got the Dancing with Jesus book as a Christmas present. The dance floor will be blessed, to say the very least.

    • @toriw4103
      @toriw4103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How does one do the Judas hustle

  • @madamedragon
    @madamedragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Chris's faith has been tested, along with his patience 🤣

  • @graceykim01
    @graceykim01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    I remember my grandma and basically almost any Korean elderly person in my childhood having a compact portable radio that would read the Bible out loud for them in a majestic, booming somber voice - complete with hymns and meditational music. It was some intense stuff but also a fond memory. I didn't think I would suddenly have a trip down memory lane looking at the Wonder Bible on this channel today, but here we are.

    • @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145
      @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      thats the beauty of this channel : you never know what to expect 😂

    • @foylepoirot1437
      @foylepoirot1437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      l've always wanted those cds of the audio Bible spoken by James Earl Jones...this video reminded me of that too, lol.

    • @aaiish9097
      @aaiish9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 your un tho 🤣🤣💀💀

    • @Yurikon3
      @Yurikon3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@foylepoirot1437 "Thus he found their lack of faith... Disturbing."

    • @mikaelaraymond4690
      @mikaelaraymond4690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Was it in Korean tho?

  • @madxinthebox
    @madxinthebox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    "There's got some weight to it."
    Ollie: "Yeah, man there's a lot of words in there!"
    OLLIE = GENIUS! 😂😂😂

  • @asphaltickim
    @asphaltickim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:13 What a classic accent!
    I'd buy one!!!

  • @Jamil1989
    @Jamil1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    They are really testing the edges every single time. I'm like, "Should I get worried or should I laugh?"

  • @lulubeukes2296
    @lulubeukes2296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Ollie: We are now entering the premium phase
    Rev Chris: *makes the Jesus figurines talk to each other *

  • @FishSticksSmells
    @FishSticksSmells 2 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    Fun fact, the reason that the iron overheated is probably because you were inadvertently "overclocking it".
    Judging by the plug, it was imported from the US. The US' electrical grid runs on 110V. By plugging it directly into a UK plug, which supplies 230V, you damn near doubled the power going trough the heating coil. This causing it to rapidly heat up and if you left it any longer it would've melted itself.
    So yeah, the next time you're buying a weird Jesus iron from the internet, make sure it's rated for your country's voltage!

    • @totalexodus
      @totalexodus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Looking through the comments for this exact comment!! 😂

    • @HachikoThePoochInugami
      @HachikoThePoochInugami 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Here in the Philippines, we use both 110V and 220V plugs which may confuse some people, causing them to inadvertently plug a 110V appliance to a 220V plug, unless properly labeled. Thus, most appliances that we manufacture today have a 110-230V range so they can run on either plug.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HachikoThePoochInugami We only run 230V here, but for ages every piece that goes in the wall I've seen can do the whole range. 100-240V, 50-60 Hz

    • @HachikoThePoochInugami
      @HachikoThePoochInugami ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HappyBeezerStudios Perhaps that is the norm...

  • @SessVlogs
    @SessVlogs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    4:02 The bookshop where I work has started selling that book, and every time I see it I just hear Rev Chris saying “He would dance better than that” 😂

  • @emmabunch-benson4795
    @emmabunch-benson4795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I worked as a CNA in a nursing home and one of my residents had the red recorded Bible thing!! 😂❤️

  • @butdoyouknowjesus4121
    @butdoyouknowjesus4121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    When Chris said “It’s a bit insulting” I felt that lol

    • @gpaderx6105
      @gpaderx6105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes

    • @Gurtington
      @Gurtington ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm not a religious person by any means necessary but even I could tell that was a bit distasteful. Luckily it was just a joke and not a serious gift lmao

  • @sutekka3809
    @sutekka3809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I can't even imagine being the postman just having to deliver a package that's just sprouting out Bible verses through the box

    • @IDontGotThis
      @IDontGotThis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I deliver the package in tears because along the way I've been converted due to the package's preaching

  • @kuyanorms2515
    @kuyanorms2515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Rev. Chris is genuinely my favourite "celebrity pastor" 😂

  • @yourlocalmarvelfan6211
    @yourlocalmarvelfan6211 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The cross pops are so nostalgic for me because all the kids at my church would get one on Easter

  • @jaimeknoble3315
    @jaimeknoble3315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Rev Chris is an international treasure.
    I also feel that Jesus was not happy with the sandwich grill and destroyed it himself, lol.

    • @Vidchemy
      @Vidchemy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All that was needed was a cartoon lightning strike...

  • @thebroken0wastaken
    @thebroken0wastaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    For those who are impressed at Chris getting Matthew 5:9 correct. Matthew 5 is the beatitudes. It is the beginning of the sermon on the mount, one of the most famous passages in the entire bible. Priests/Pastors might have a large number of passages in their memory banks, but it isn't like church leaders have the whole bible memorized. Don't be disappointed if your church leaders can't identify random verses.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      it's like getting disappointed when someone knows that darth vader actually says "no, i am your father" instead of "luke, i am your father", but they don't know what the third line lando says in the movie

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A good reason why the bible still comes in written form. People don't have to memorise it and then accidentally get something wrong and embellish or omit some details.

    • @Seydaschu
      @Seydaschu ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I remember it for being parodied in Life of Brian.
      "Blessed are the cheesemakers?"

  • @danamelton1738
    @danamelton1738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love when we get Rev Chris content! So good!

  • @rioabegaillatoreno4496
    @rioabegaillatoreno4496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Okay but the laugh at 3:48 kinda freaked me out. It Love you guys! Hope there’s a part 2 to this.

  • @leblackrosethorn3834
    @leblackrosethorn3834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Chris: I thought that said "Lord". Lord: Hello! Bible starts playing. I rewinded that bit 3 times and it cracks me up so much XD

    • @neliaferreira9983
      @neliaferreira9983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I rewinded that a few times as well! That was hilarious!

    • @rock2946
      @rock2946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rev went through a lot of emotions in that moment

  • @neonseas
    @neonseas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Honestly, Chris always has such great takes on things that I feel like if he did Cameo in a sort of "Ask Rev. Chris" format, it would be pretty successful. :)

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have

  • @TheGothicMother
    @TheGothicMother ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just delivering your mails and the voice of God starts yelling at you lol

  • @wepahey
    @wepahey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh I have the dancing jesus book! probably bought it a decade ago. adore it, its hilarious lol

  • @iris3292
    @iris3292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Rev Chris should make a Tshirt merch with "im a bit weird, but that's ok" printed on it.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      An Irish vloggee has "stay weird " merch

    • @elliewuzzup7689
      @elliewuzzup7689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEEESSS!!!

  • @pollypocket2282
    @pollypocket2282 2 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Anytime Rev Chris is on, I know it’s going to be good!!! EDIT: I know I’m an outlier here, but I thought that cameo was hysterical and I think Rev Chris HAS to use it AT LEAST once! There has got to be some sort of message he can use to work it in…. the worship of social media, I don’t know… you guys are the funny lads! But I got a chuckle out of it and I’m sure his parishioners wouldn’t forget it and it will DEFINITELY be talked about!

    • @ashleybroening6933
      @ashleybroening6933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yes!! I definitely think it could be used as a piece of media relating to a sermon on something like "The Problem With Commercializing Religion" or something in that vein. It would be kind of shocking, though, without much context or knowledge of what to expect, so there would need to be some allotted time for laughter and bewilderment before the actual sermon portion would begin. An adjustment period. Lol

    • @eurogael
      @eurogael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Especially if any of his congregation watch this, I would def demand it be played at least once.

    • @annaburch3200
      @annaburch3200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Or at least for a youth group! They'd find it hilarious! 🤣

    • @LarsonLake
      @LarsonLake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@eurogael There HAS to be at least a few that watch these videos.

    • @warribe
      @warribe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Looks like the movies announcements we have here in my country "don't smoke, dont take pictures, put your cell phone in mute, in case of a fire, the fire exists are behind those doors, theres glow arrows to guide you to safety"

  • @reklin
    @reklin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Jesus has the most star power of anyone in history, right?"
    Even as an atheist I kinda have to agree. The "butterfly effect" really isn't as important as people make it out to be. Give or take a century, most historical events were pretty much destined to happen eventually.
    It's pretty rare that we come across people like Jesus, Muhammad, or Cyrus the Great, that have individual and lasting impact on the history books. Or at least Western history. Don't quote me when it comes to the East.
    _____
    "I'm going to gift this, maybe, to someone. 'Cause I've got a lady in our church who has not got very good eyesight."
    As always with these videos, I'm reminded of my respect for Rev. Chris.
    He shows up for a humorous TH-cam video, but finds a way to help the people of his congregation.
    _____
    "Finding Jesus"
    This is the kind of religious humor that I love to see. Finding Jesus on the water was just perfect.
    ____
    "The Good Book"
    Hell. Definitely Hell.
    The bible doesn't discourage alcohol, but it certainly discourages intoxication. I can fully agree with Rev. Chris considering the hidden liquor flask to be insulting. This joke ist as old as the printing press, and it's about time we got over it. Religious or not, humanity should have some standards for its sense of humor.
    _____
    "Dancing with Jesus"
    I've seen "Dogma, so it kinda says something when that satirical "Buddy Christ" isn't even the worst part of the selection.
    _____
    "Cheesus Christ"
    This pun is only bad if you ignore the fact that many video game players use the phrase "RNJesus" to refer to random number generators giving them a lucky result.
    But as an atheist, I feel compelled to say that if Jesus can't even make proper toast, he's probably not the real son of god. Seriously... Toast ain't that hard to make.
    _____
    "Keanu Reeves as Jesus"
    Let's be honest, regardless of faith or denomination, if we saw this in a church bathroom, we'd find it funny. At the same time, if it were more than a meter away from a toilet, we'd probably have some questions.
    _____
    "There is this guy... on the internet."...
    Bonus points to Chris for accomplishing one of the best face-desks I've ever seen. His reaction was pretty much a perfect example of what should be expected for this type of video.

  • @Heymrk
    @Heymrk 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The Grilled Cheesus:
    Where is this one going? Heaven or hell?
    It's going to Amazon returns.

  • @deirdrechinyee
    @deirdrechinyee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Lmao Ollie strikes again…. As the online checkout champion 😂😂😂😂😂
    Also, “forget sex, Jesus sells” -Ollie Kendal 😂😂😂😂

    • @Taz3rl1ng
      @Taz3rl1ng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      make it last. josh frame it! like how he did to you

  • @catherineginn3232
    @catherineginn3232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    That Dancing Jesus and Disciples Conga Line is especially hilarious for me, because my church used to put on a musical annually which told the story of Jesus and his ministry. We had a singing Jesus (who also happened to be one of my high school teachers) and Dancing Disciples. One year, my dad was cast to play Judas, but he was still fairly new to church at that point and didn’t know exactly who Judas was or what he did. So, when the ending scene comes and all the disciples are out on stage, he goes to join them and the director has to quickly explain to him that he’s not in this scene because he’s dead.

  • @abigailadagio4849
    @abigailadagio4849 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The videos you have with the priest give me absolute joy

  • @mikaluihahn
    @mikaluihahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:25 Saint Reeves

  • @dumbbellenjoyer
    @dumbbellenjoyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I'd buy a Rev. Chris cameo, that'd be hilarious

  • @JSR108
    @JSR108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    When are Ollie's Korean lessons coming back?
    Did he master Korean? We would like a status video

    • @dear_hanaa1982
      @dear_hanaa1982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea it's been awhile hearing Ollie speaking korean

    • @yumnicorn
      @yumnicorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Woah you really has high expectation out of him huh

    • @murraymanitos
      @murraymanitos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Give the people what they want!!!!

    • @Liyana349
      @Liyana349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yumnicorn LMAOOL

    • @diddyange2258
      @diddyange2258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He probably forgotten it all by now

  • @jenniferg3251
    @jenniferg3251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the guys laughing behind the camera! Totally cracking me up. 🤣

  • @gelaiana9384
    @gelaiana9384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:54 just Rev Chris being Rose
    3:13 Hallelujah

  • @Vicemir
    @Vicemir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I'm obsessed with how mini dancing Jesus is waving at the same time as Josh and Chris on the last seconds xD

  • @abigailraimondi4915
    @abigailraimondi4915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    My dad to the grilled cheese maker: “Cheesus Christ!”

    • @myfyp2
      @myfyp2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Get out! **Point finger**

  • @lilwafflez4284
    @lilwafflez4284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:53 Look at chris playing with the toys lol

  • @RadTradX
    @RadTradX ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t know this channel but I always watch whatever they do that has the Priest!

  • @therock13yago62
    @therock13yago62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I love how the first few minutes josh was just licking his lollipop

  • @priscalynne8804
    @priscalynne8804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “No one dozes off in my sermons!” Always a great episode when Rev Chris is in the mix. I remember years ago, there was an episode on Glee when Finn made a grilled cheese and said that it had a likeness of Jesus on it, they started calling it grilled Cheesus.

  • @petertrabaris1629
    @petertrabaris1629 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay, can I say, that I loved that. My responses were unsurprisingly similar to those of Rev. Chris. It was still loads of fun. Thanks guys.

  • @tiffanycrabtree192
    @tiffanycrabtree192 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love your videos, and father is so hilarious and have such a great smile, I always have the best time watching y'all's videos thank you so much please continue making wonderful content for everyone to enjoy

  • @sistermadrigalmorning233
    @sistermadrigalmorning233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Rev Chris SHOULD do cameos. I've been wishing he had his own channel, he's so awesome.

    • @becs4544
      @becs4544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rev Chris has both an Instagram and a TH-cam channel!

    • @sistermadrigalmorning233
      @sistermadrigalmorning233 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@becs4544 really? I looked once and couldn't find one but that was like a year ago. Link?

    • @nsjs17
      @nsjs17 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d definitely listen to a sermon.

  • @shamancarmichael5305
    @shamancarmichael5305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The way Ollie's mind works is definitely a miracle! Rev. Chris is such a good sport, and Josh wanting the Keanu/Jesus portrait for the set was a perfect idea!

  • @emmaponymous
    @emmaponymous 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I know this is an older video, but for anyone watching: you must use a step down converter to plug in north american appliances to UK power, NOT just a plug adapter. 🔥That's why the toaster melted itself.

  • @dixonballes2940
    @dixonballes2940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:19 I cannot express to you the intense fear I felt when I saw him typing "Jesus Por-"

  • @Oorja-rn4mt
    @Oorja-rn4mt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The mail guy at 2:22 : will this be my 'deliverance'?

  • @keiishii3166
    @keiishii3166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    You know its gonna be some great thing when Ollie said “I took over three months to get these products”

  • @BobsCreativeDays
    @BobsCreativeDays 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You three always cheer me up.

  • @6758hhtffhuu
    @6758hhtffhuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    볼 때 마다 느끼지만 세상에서 제일 위트있고 유쾌한 신주님 같음ㅋㅋ

    • @roykim412
      @roykim412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ㄹㅇㅋㅋ

  • @therock13yago62
    @therock13yago62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    5:53 chris just playing with the Jesus toys lol

  • @forgivemenot1
    @forgivemenot1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:48 "Not a comfortable experience." Funny that's exactly what Jesus said. 🤣

  • @thefrootloop9408
    @thefrootloop9408 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rev Chris is the best Reverend that I've ever seen! I'd love to meet him some day if I ever get to the UK!

  • @CanadaPlayz48
    @CanadaPlayz48 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:59
    The first time i've seen the Bible surprise a priest

  • @animefangrl0902
    @animefangrl0902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    @1:59 honestly both rev Chris and Josh almost look like they were going to have a heart attack.

  • @lovelychibi8674
    @lovelychibi8674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Nothing is the "weirdest" anymore on Jolly 😂

  • @lellyt2372
    @lellyt2372 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that message from "jesus" at the end was the most American interpretation of Jesus I have ever seen 😄

  • @toniswift6058
    @toniswift6058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was hilarious to watch...As Rev. Chris? What a great bloke.

  • @BarelyNoticeable
    @BarelyNoticeable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    1:58 The lord has the best comedic timing themself 😅😂

  • @Shebeast3
    @Shebeast3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    ollie has really raised the bar high with this one
    I can't wait to see what else he comes out with in future vids

  • @LadyLakeMusic
    @LadyLakeMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was amazing!! My family loves Rev. Chris ❤️

  • @meg_pflueger
    @meg_pflueger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love the fact that his biggest problem with the depiction of Jesus with the dog was that he didn't have holes in his hands... Not that he didn't look middle eastern and authentic.

  • @needyverse
    @needyverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Love when Rev Chris clearly has no clue in advance

  • @Alysan85dra
    @Alysan85dra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    That last line in the cameo makes it totally worth whatever you paid for it lmao

  • @thebyrd433
    @thebyrd433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:45 Good Lord, of course bendy Jesus doesn't Bend Over And Take It!! 🤣

  • @piercemchugh4509
    @piercemchugh4509 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine thinking you've seen a miracle of Jesus on your toast but in fact it's the Grilled Cheesus sandwich maker.