This Guy Uses Kids and Incest for Views | Touchdalight

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  • This Guy Uses Kids and Incest for Views | Touchdalight
    Today we take a look at a guy, Touchdalight, he's a youtuber and ex viner who has been becoming infamous on the platform recently. His use of incest and pedo clickbait have grown and people aren't happy :( :( as always I hope you guys enjoy the video!
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    Millie T ("little sister"): / millymooboo1
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  • @Primink
    @Primink  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6920

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    • @k-boom7230
      @k-boom7230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I love u so much

    • @sarahmcc2318
      @sarahmcc2318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What’re ur new year resolutions

    • @heykerryann
      @heykerryann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Are you Canadian?

    • @sethgarrett5627
      @sethgarrett5627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Whats your opinion on tiktok and when is your face reveal.

    • @celloforbeginners2116
      @celloforbeginners2116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Primink you liked your own comment?

  • @i8araddish653
    @i8araddish653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13749

    “I’m not a therapist, I’m not good at being nice”
    Bish you don’t need to be therapist to understand common human decency

    • @Amani832
      @Amani832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Exactly bro

    • @abigailkemp2410
      @abigailkemp2410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Awww that's very true ❤

    • @ehekoolaid7030
      @ehekoolaid7030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Nah, He's the one in need of A therapist

    • @erucial
      @erucial 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *looks at self*

    • @kura4058
      @kura4058 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @juliettebravosprteam4072
    @juliettebravosprteam4072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5494

    This guy is the equivalent to “I just heard about racism, that is messed up”

    • @bd4495
      @bd4495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Just found about ISIS,no one hmu😪😪😪😪

    • @k.c4178
      @k.c4178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lmaoooooo

    • @maiture6997
      @maiture6997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      666 likes oOooOoo

    • @pr4208
      @pr4208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maiture6997 okay?

    • @gemma8612
      @gemma8612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sandy ooOooO

  • @ovuneira
    @ovuneira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6608

    Is he colourblind??? Cause I feel like all those red flags he's been seeing probably looked green to him.

    • @greysont4673
      @greysont4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      that's a good one lmao

    • @fatemabushra6500
      @fatemabushra6500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      maybe his short term blind.cuz he doesn't see any flags at all

    • @meteorenn3831
      @meteorenn3831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      maybe he's wearing rose-coloured glasses, so all the flags look the same

    • @dannieon
      @dannieon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      THIS IS BRILLIANT OH MY GOD

    • @dannieon
      @dannieon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @ROSE & CROWN spanking is physical abuse and not the way to discipline a child. There are so many other ways that are effective and don't instill fear in a child. If you have to use fear and intimidation to raise your kid, it's not parenting: its abuse

  • @nivea6023
    @nivea6023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4236

    he sounds like he's got 2 braincells, but one of them just sits there and drools

    • @toast6946
      @toast6946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      And the other one is on meth in the corner

    • @kldc2156
      @kldc2156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @-moon-266
      @-moon-266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Humans have 100 billion braincells so..
      Yeah.
      (Yes, I know it’s a joke. I’m saying that as a comparison of how many a normal person has)

    • @toast6946
      @toast6946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      PsychoMoon 28
      Do you are have stupid

    • @-moon-266
      @-moon-266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roasty Toastie
      ..?

  • @AFarmerCalledChicken
    @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14231

    "I think incest is funny"
    FBI OPEN UP

    • @hpluvcraftskat6889
      @hpluvcraftskat6889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Chickenfarmer10 SwatTeam.jpg

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      If consenting adults wanna hook up, idc if they're related... gross but not my business. But kids can not consent and pedophilia is a crime.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Andi Ward incest is illegal.

    • @iimuffinsaur
      @iimuffinsaur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I think his weird thing for preteens is more concerning then the incest.

    • @Bri-lk7re
      @Bri-lk7re 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Andi Ward ew wtf

  • @TheZipperDragon
    @TheZipperDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25985

    "Don't kill yourself, just don't do it.'
    Breaking news, Suicide rates drop to Zero.

    • @averycoolusername28
      @averycoolusername28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +852

      Well boys we did it,suicide is no more

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      Homicide is in right now

    • @SaeSaeyoungyoung
      @SaeSaeyoungyoung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      okay i'll stop thinking about killing myself because of thAT ACCENTTTTT

    • @Amani832
      @Amani832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      TheZipperDragon stonks

    • @KittyKalavera
      @KittyKalavera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You cured my depression lol

  • @Ghost80
    @Ghost80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    The 3 things I like about “Touchdalight” are;
    1. I don’t know him
    2. I don’t watch his videos
    3. I don’t watch his videos

  • @hannahdickinson3353
    @hannahdickinson3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6883

    On behalf of all British citizens, we do not claim him 😔

    • @kam2922
      @kam2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Hannah Dickinson as a member of the black community, we definitely don’t except this nigga

    • @gokaiginger
      @gokaiginger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      here here...... he is a putrid example of something that looks like humanity

    • @noku3360
      @noku3360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I was hoping he was Australian

    • @harmonyleese1041
      @harmonyleese1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Praise the lord this shit is fucked up

    • @svlmarle6743
      @svlmarle6743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      On behalf of all humans, we don't claim him.

  • @yukinary6333
    @yukinary6333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7266

    This guy is SO gross. The level of his shamelessness actually shocks me

    • @hellbound_hounds802
      @hellbound_hounds802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      yuki nary Ikr and even in the “reading suicide notes” video he says “i’m not good at being nice” lmao if that doesn’t prove anything then nothing will.

    • @kam2922
      @kam2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cooper right like make it make sense

    • @justariane3241
      @justariane3241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "No shit I use incest clickbait it's funny to me" dude, are you ok

    • @claralaxton5849
      @claralaxton5849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not to mention that he claimed that He was friends with marina joyce and was saying she was on drugs

    • @GMR.24
      @GMR.24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@justariane3241 This is awful. And then for him to say that he continues to use incest because it triggers people and makes them angry and he just makes money and receives attention for it so he's logically going to do it- is such a red flag. Rational, healthy minded people would say- "I'm doing this thing that many many people are saying is wrong and it's making a lot of people extremely upset- so maybe it is actually bad and not funny and I should stop doing it." This is not normal.

  • @makaylakuss520
    @makaylakuss520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9419

    "rip to everyone who killed themselves" I'm sorry what.

    • @Faeborn
      @Faeborn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +791

      He is so disrespectful. The only reason he said anything was so he wouldn't get backlash and could slip by with using suicide for views.

    • @dududu185
      @dududu185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      Then he said "it's sad that you've done this," Like they were happy to do it. No one is happy to be put in that situation.

    • @bruhhelp7396
      @bruhhelp7396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      I've had suicidal thoughts a few times, and that sentence is really... Degrading?? Idk, but I do understand not knowing how to be nice since I am not the best at emotions, but still. Like seriously, don't say it like that.

    • @faye.378
      @faye.378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Audrey Chavarin if you need to talk I’m here for you ❤️

    • @lucannor6202
      @lucannor6202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Though, what bothers me, in that part the voice changed and the lip sync seemed off. Isn't that a little suspicious?

  • @geturlife1694
    @geturlife1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3207

    Never trust a man who’s hair doesn’t move 😐

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Holy shit he must hair spray the shit out of it

    • @Satan.Himself
      @Satan.Himself 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      It's okay I never trusted Ken anyway

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ROSE & CROWN I really enjoyed reading that

    • @MiniWeeMoose
      @MiniWeeMoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ROSE & CROWN what is happening

    • @melanieplaysroblox9692
      @melanieplaysroblox9692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Low-key not gonna lie I trust one
      Eugene try guys

  • @Sunbreeze814
    @Sunbreeze814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1691

    Ewwww. I’m from the UK... and he is not associated with us. We do not claim him.

    • @Sara-qt8mc
      @Sara-qt8mc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yh

    • @jaytastic479
      @jaytastic479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      As part of the human race, we do not claim him.

    • @louisafrancis8413
      @louisafrancis8413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It’s because he’s a Tory

    • @ffsreo
      @ffsreo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True, As a British person we do not claim this b*tch

    • @RakeshSingh-jg5in
      @RakeshSingh-jg5in 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The animals also don't claim him 🙃

  • @rominaconstenla5624
    @rominaconstenla5624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6203

    That 17 years old pretending to be 13 looks 20+.

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      I was gonna say 30+

    • @lindatannock
      @lindatannock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Millie T has her own large YT channel. She's actually 18. She lives with Carmi and some other TH-camrs in London. She moved in with them when she was 17.
      I've seen some of Millie's videos, but had no clue Carmi was like that. Urgh! What he's doing is vile! Millie clickbaits all the time too (but not like he does).

    • @termight90
      @termight90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mathematics

    • @lillykathleen89
      @lillykathleen89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I’m 30 and she damn near looks older than me. A little jealous about that, honestly. I can’t tell you how many people have asked me where my parents were from the time I turned 18 until now.

    • @nanaochi
      @nanaochi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lillykathleen89 I'm a teen and I'm always asked if my siblings are my kids. It's sad but funny. x'D

  • @rachel-dc5oi
    @rachel-dc5oi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6959

    His british accent isn't even cute.

    • @gabrielamayorga-kintanar6729
      @gabrielamayorga-kintanar6729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      @Rachel L. I tried listening closely to the inflections in his voice and I think he sounds like an immature child.

    • @CartePostale.
      @CartePostale. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      We have homes in the U.K. & U.S.A. & this is representative of a group of, usually idiotic English Brits, who "affect" a weird kind of valley girl pattern of speech!

    • @venomsnakesupremacy
      @venomsnakesupremacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The man does the youtuber voice without even trying, it's impossible to sit through even a minute of it.

    • @venomsnakesupremacy
      @venomsnakesupremacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The man does the youtuber voice without even trying, it's impossible to sit through even a minute of it.

    • @venomsnakesupremacy
      @venomsnakesupremacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The man does the youtuber voice without even trying, it's impossible to sit through even a minute of it.

  • @claudia-ph5rq
    @claudia-ph5rq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    he’s definitely one of those guys who says “aw don’t kys babe your proper sexy haha”

  • @torihawkins986
    @torihawkins986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    As a person who is a "sibling suicide survivor" (meaning my sister has successfully committed suicide, and me being someone who has attempted suicide myself, reading SUICIDE notes on camera is EXTREMELY disrespectful and is a recipe for getting hate on your youtube.

    • @buzzbuzzbeotch2468
      @buzzbuzzbeotch2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I’m really sorry I hope your doing good now❤️❤️

    • @globsubliminals6279
      @globsubliminals6279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i’m sorry for your loss but i’m glad you’re still here you’re doing so well and you deserve to stay alive

    • @birchtree_6
      @birchtree_6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I’m sorry about your sister 😔 but glad you’re out of that dark place

    • @Good_vibes_only1
      @Good_vibes_only1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sorry to hear that 🥺

    • @frikoff9931
      @frikoff9931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope your doing good now I feel sorry for your loss take care of yourself 🥺😞

  • @Kira-qt2cy
    @Kira-qt2cy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3696

    Him: “I literally don’t want to be posting videos anymore”
    Me: “Yes, yes, finally, that’s very good”

    • @magpietheclown
      @magpietheclown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      THIS IS HEAVEN

    • @lucynichols204
      @lucynichols204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He still does it

    • @GravesLilDarkAngel
      @GravesLilDarkAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lucynichols204 that figures.

    • @loveitftw
      @loveitftw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucynichols204 and I presume he's still at it? 😂

  • @Meg2911
    @Meg2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6173

    The fact he has a girlfriend genuinely shocks me...how could anyone see anything attractive in this guy?? His attitude makes me want to vom

    • @pennylol4597
      @pennylol4597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      meg i bet that’s clickbate/fake too

    • @dmmoctober
      @dmmoctober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hot bod tbf id give him one

    • @Meg2911
      @Meg2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      October Sun ew hell naaaa

    • @Meg2911
      @Meg2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Penny Lol yeah i know I’m always wondering if that’s fake or not. Guess u never really know

    • @dmmoctober
      @dmmoctober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      meg he’s fugly but I was surprised at how nice his body is in that bath

  • @sleepy_paws1376
    @sleepy_paws1376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    Touchdalight? More like Touchdakids

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      _sTAHP_

    • @ericsimpson4658
      @ericsimpson4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      surprise twist his little sisters name is light

    • @grass5697
      @grass5697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ericsimpson4658 YO WAT

    • @ericsimpson4658
      @ericsimpson4658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@grass5697 haha

    • @churchgirlsarv7294
      @churchgirlsarv7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      STOP LEBSLABS

  • @cokeandcheese.6617
    @cokeandcheese.6617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    me: _"hey uhh, i have severe depression and get suicidal thoughts everyday. and i just feel really tired from all of this."_
    touchdalight: *"just don't kill yourself."*
    me: _oh wow thank you. i am free of depression now._

    • @amelia248
      @amelia248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hope your doing OK xoxo

    • @caroline5576
      @caroline5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @ROSE & CROWN wtf

    • @aregularpersonsopinion9172
      @aregularpersonsopinion9172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @ROSE & CROWN stop pushing your religion on people who don't give a fuck

    • @Anu-nj1vb
      @Anu-nj1vb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ROSE & CROWN uhh.. Ok

    • @yayazou7937
      @yayazou7937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm pretty sure Rose & Crown is a bot or something, it has been leaving these RANDOM ass comments on the whole video

  • @Usernames_are_hard_to_think_of
    @Usernames_are_hard_to_think_of 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14111

    Three reasons I love touchdalight:
    1) He has such a punchable face
    2) He has such a kickable groin
    3) He’s so amazing that even my car wants to hit on him

  • @alondrasal
    @alondrasal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2456

    Saying Millie Brown instead of Millie Bobby Brown sounds wrong

    • @toastedtater5709
      @toastedtater5709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True

    • @nolifejones
      @nolifejones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Alondra Salgado ikr I was legitimately SCREAMING IN MY HEAD! WHY IS HE NOT SAYING BOBBY TO? lol 😂 😂 😂

    • @claudia-ph5rq
      @claudia-ph5rq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yuh

    • @yesno4908
      @yesno4908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I THINK ABOUT THIS EVERYDAY

    • @fis4939
      @fis4939 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      eww it’s me
      oh look its daz in your pfp

  • @yugi1982
    @yugi1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    he is the type of person to tell a person who is suffering from depression to just go outside and be happy.

    • @temirab.5891
      @temirab.5891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Or even worse “it’s literally nothing man get over it”

    • @youjustgotburned3980
      @youjustgotburned3980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@temirab.5891 is it bad that I don't understand how depression works? Someone told me that they were depressed and I didn't know how to respond. So I told them to travel and help people with charity,so that they don't focus on their problems
      In fact,I could be suffering from depression and not realize it. It's too complex for me to understand

    • @temirab.5891
      @temirab.5891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@youjustgotburned3980 it’s not bad at all. Up until recently the whole world didn’t understand. It can be really hard to put yourself in someone else’s shoes for things like depression because each person deals with it differently. I would say better things to suggest would be to seek things like therapy and offer emotional support if they need to talk. Being there for someone suffering is more meaningful than you could possibly imagine. Signs that I am depressed include: not talking to anyone, sleeping all day, not cleaning or doing anything productive in a frozen state, eating too much or not at all. But everyone is different. There are probably a lot of resources for you out there to help understand it better.

  • @dwaekkie_pump
    @dwaekkie_pump 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "She has to take something off"
    Girl: wearing practically nothing
    Me: well ... this won't take long.

    • @sepillon677
      @sepillon677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I was praying they would just be like dressed like the kid from a Christmas story so I wouldn’t have to see anything.

    • @dreamybombstudios724
      @dreamybombstudios724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      If that was me I either wouldn't do it or would bundle up like winter time

    • @thelostonetxt8450
      @thelostonetxt8450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dreamybombstudios724 I'd layer on like it was 50 below

  • @oliviathomas4504
    @oliviathomas4504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3345

    WHERE IS CANCEL CULTURE WHEN YOU NEED IT

    • @neriepalomera177
      @neriepalomera177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      In the unreasonable solutions bin

    • @lovepuppy4627
      @lovepuppy4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Cancel culture never comes when it's needed but always cancels random things.

    • @fionasoup
      @fionasoup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      im right here

    • @Naharu.
      @Naharu. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cancelling something that is fairly innocent while making a fuss.

    • @AlexS-oj8qf
      @AlexS-oj8qf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not relevant enough to be cancelled.

  • @madhonib
    @madhonib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3334

    when I was, nine or ten-years-old, I charged kids a dime to talk to the magic washing machine. I had my little brother hiding inside the washing machine, I made almost two dollars. Kids want to believe.

    • @warriorcatskid003
      @warriorcatskid003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      This is big brain marketing

    • @zetametallic
      @zetametallic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      I think that is brilliant xxx

    • @azelearose
      @azelearose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Your a fucking genius Albert Einstein who?

    • @mimicatmoon
      @mimicatmoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Business person in the making

    • @ayanna46
      @ayanna46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      lol

  • @vivianliu752
    @vivianliu752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    Jesus, this comment section is making me mad. Stop hating on touchalight! I bet he has a _bunch_ of good qualities, like...hmm...hold on...uh...just give me a _few_ seconds, hehehe...
    Okay, yeah, keep hating.

    • @samarahbrown9927
      @samarahbrown9927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Thought you were actually defending him for a second

    • @hiiambored7513
      @hiiambored7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@samarahbrown9927 who would do that

    • @samarahbrown9927
      @samarahbrown9927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@hiiambored7513 an idiot

    • @hiiambored7513
      @hiiambored7513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@samarahbrown9927 lol thank you for reminding me

    • @shittysleepdeprivedart5096
      @shittysleepdeprivedart5096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @ROSE & CROWN are the gays welcome? i just wanted to ask because i dident have time to read your book of a comment, but it gave me bad vibes

  • @thebestworm7168
    @thebestworm7168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    So, I told my therapist,
    "There I was, standing on the roof, suicide note taped to my stomach, but I didn't jump."
    "What stopped you?"
    "Earlier that day I got a notification about a guyreading suicide notes. I don't want my last work of literature to be on the internet."

    • @jaytastic479
      @jaytastic479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I was having a conversation woth my friend. Once awhile ago she had some dark thoughts, (thankfully she's okay) and I asled what stopped her. She said she realized she'd never be able to taste again. She then told me she actually just thought about her family and friends.
      But like.... taste?

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jaytastic479 probably taste delicious food?

    • @swain-Ix1tv
      @swain-Ix1tv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *your vampire friend laughs maniacally in the background*

    • @jessamynroguski9649
      @jessamynroguski9649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Suicide is never the solution (except in video games when you get trapped)

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    He actually has an entire imaginary family that have died in exploitably tragic ways.

    • @blargkliggle1121
      @blargkliggle1121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I knew a guy that was making up stuff like that, he also smoked the cigarette butts from public ashtrays...

    • @fatimakhattak1191
      @fatimakhattak1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@blargkliggle1121 OMG I GAGGED. one thing to smoke an already smoked olld ass cig and then to be picking it from public ashtrays is even worse...
      Old cig taste like PISS literally.

    • @cyagami90
      @cyagami90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fatimakhattak1191
      Also people have herpes and shit like wtf 😂

  • @youlittlestinker5503
    @youlittlestinker5503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2846

    "I think incest is funny" *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

    • @MsLina-rv3ux
      @MsLina-rv3ux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ew wtf

    • @littleboxxes
      @littleboxxes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Roll Tide

    • @sageivu
      @sageivu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      big meme

    • @littleboxxes
      @littleboxxes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Stephen Murphy ??

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't lie, everyone does that these days. Girls call their crushes "daddy" that in itself is already creepy.
      I get that's not directly incest, but it gives off a daddy-complex.

  • @minusgal5233
    @minusgal5233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    *is no one gonna talk about how people are sending Primink nudes-*

  • @Orion_TheyThem
    @Orion_TheyThem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Joking about or speaking disrespectfully about incest/pedophilia/sexual abuse or suicide/self harm is NOT okay. Those should NEVER be joked about.
    Speaking as a survivor of childhood molestation, sexual abuse and rape, and multiple suicide attempts.

  • @ChicBeautyxo13
    @ChicBeautyxo13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2899

    Omg I used to be TH-cam friends with him... big yikes

  • @norimori5170
    @norimori5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4020

    Innocent people get shot everyday but this guy hasn't? Wild, someone gotta do it

    • @Ayoitsjeremy
      @Ayoitsjeremy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      One sec ima grab my gun out the closet.

    • @norimori5170
      @norimori5170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      lennon the cat productions
      get his dumb ass, fam💀💀💀

    • @mellowlemons22
      @mellowlemons22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      wig snatched

    • @changedforthebetter6875
      @changedforthebetter6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oop

    • @LarryOfilms
      @LarryOfilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Better he goes to jail, he won’t last

  • @OncelerLover69
    @OncelerLover69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "imagine killing yourself because the devil made you do it."
    ....WH-

  • @charlottebutson9643
    @charlottebutson9643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This dude literally only cares about money. He’s also got such bland personality

    • @raymonds9243
      @raymonds9243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my boyfriend went to secondary with him. Somehow, my bf still tolerates the guy enough to stay friends with him on Facebook. apparently carmie was a low-key crappy guy at school and, to quote my boyfriend, "he's not changed a bit since secondary".

    • @JohnSmith-yf5bk
      @JohnSmith-yf5bk ปีที่แล้ว

      I can’t even imagine how much of a bimbo his ex was to date him. Like, THAT’S the guy you think is “the one?”

  • @smileitsjustagame2937
    @smileitsjustagame2937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2956

    More like touchdachildren....this guy is setting off every alarm and waving every red flag.

    • @thesunshinefactory3016
      @thesunshinefactory3016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Touchdachildren Hahahahah!!

    • @futuoinvictus7669
      @futuoinvictus7669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Welcome to the world mindless atheists who value their own convenience, pleasure and comfort above all else, including ethics and morality, have created. It's too late, jump ship or sink.

    • @westernhemlock
      @westernhemlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Futuo Invictus tf?

    • @giuliaxlovee1519
      @giuliaxlovee1519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Futuo Invictus you’re a dipshit. Atheism has zero to do with the cost of milk.

    • @susieballard4957
      @susieballard4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@futuoinvictus7669 wtf Is your comment..........wtf you are on the wrong thread.
      Wtf wtf wtf

  • @kpopdinonuggy294
    @kpopdinonuggy294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2647

    TH-camr: *strips after a win*
    TH-cam: That's all right with me
    TH-camr: *cusses*
    TH-cam: HOW DARE YOU THERE'S INNOCENT CHILDREN HERE!

    • @pinkcru
      @pinkcru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      More like:
      Lifewithmak: *eats into a camera*
      TH-cam: WHAT THE HELL!!
      Danielle Cohn: *makes inappropriate vids*
      TH-cam: AMAZING OMG YASS!

    • @hannah-tl1yy
      @hannah-tl1yy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SOOYUN
      Yupppp

    • @lucifersslut6655
      @lucifersslut6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s alright with me

    • @pinkerton500
      @pinkerton500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      youtube be on crack

    • @starryeyeddork987
      @starryeyeddork987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm sure it's because blind children can't see them stripping but can hear the cussing :)

  • @daisyloraine9115
    @daisyloraine9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I'm not the person who gets triggered, ever. But hearing touchdalight and his friend talk about 'being messed in the head' to write a suicide note about having the devil tell you to kill yourself makes me really mad. My aunt went through the exact same thing, you don't need to be messed up in the head to experience it. I'm so grateful my aunt is still alive but all the people who did let themselves go because of this are in my thoughts.

  • @aidanrichards02
    @aidanrichards02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “Just don’t commit suicide, it gets better”
    *Breaking News* : _Suicide is no more_

  • @GD-zj9xm
    @GD-zj9xm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2931

    “Rest in peace to everyone that’s killed themselves”. Every time I think I’ve found the worst person on TH-cam... the gift that keeps on giving

    • @cmm3699
      @cmm3699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Gia what’re you talking about? This one douches opinion on suicide is totally going to help with anyone whose ever thought, experienced, and lived through suicide. Or help those who have had a loved one commit suicide. I’m sure his viewpoint is veryyyyyyy insightful and will help raise awareness, and most importantly stop those who are in that negative mindset. Just say RIP in front of anything, and you’re golden...

    • @portialover8048
      @portialover8048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      cmm3699 I understand you’re trying to be funny but can you not? I’m going through this and it really doesn’t help me so please.

    • @JellyBabie1984
      @JellyBabie1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@portialover8048 As someone who suffers from PTSD and MDD myself I get it, but you need to understand the internet has no filter. If you can't deal the best thing is to shut it off completely, or ignore it. This is what we call life, it's a bitch, and people have a right to say what they want as long as they aren't hurting anyone or threatening them even if we don't like it.

  • @XavieraMarie
    @XavieraMarie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4275

    "Imagine actually killing yourself because the devil told you too"
    This guy is actually dumb if he doesn't realise that some people with depression call the voices or negative thoughts in their head demons or the devil. I'm so confused right now.

    • @akr7804
      @akr7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So true

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Im laughing in tears, how is someone so low IQ?

    • @pastelcomet582
      @pastelcomet582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Commiting suicide is a sin. You will go to hell for it. Coincidence? I think not.

    • @VamiGwen500
      @VamiGwen500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Pastel Comet Stop.

    • @pastelcomet582
      @pastelcomet582 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VamiGwen500 ?

  • @pandabear2703
    @pandabear2703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Me suffering from depression:
    ✖️👄✖️ I just wanna disappear
    Him: "Don't kill yourself. Just don't die"
    Me: 👁️👄👁️ Holy cow wait wut?
    Depression: CURED

    • @zestrangehuman2019
      @zestrangehuman2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He literally sounds like every person out there trying to be forcedly positive. “Don’t cut yourself” well no shit if I could stop I would

  • @hiitsme9515
    @hiitsme9515 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “I literally don’t want to be posting videos, I don’t want to be on this sight anymore”
    Good, then leave, we don’t want you here either

  • @bossyspaghetti
    @bossyspaghetti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4865

    I thought videos with the words "suicide" and "pedophilia" get automatically demonetized. So how was this working for him? I don't get it.

    • @nadbwah282
      @nadbwah282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Maybe he uses "kill herself" or "yourself" or ... and not suicide? I don't know I don't watch his videos, I don't know him actually.
      Maybe he uses "my sister" + other words that mean pedophilia but he doesn't use the word itself ? Again, I don't know.

    • @ihavenolife8651
      @ihavenolife8651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HAX

    • @ena-1717
      @ena-1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I don’t think suicide automatically gets demonetised bc you can still see videos about it but I think p*dophilia is 100% demonetised no matter what, probably TH-cam likes him or what

    • @honeybee-4
      @honeybee-4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      he's white

    • @s072733
      @s072733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you support my channel ?

  • @attemptingvegan9269
    @attemptingvegan9269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20060

    How do those stripping videos stay monetized yet when a commentary channel says ONE uncensored bad word they get demonetized?!? Wtf

    • @marianarodriguez4857
      @marianarodriguez4857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      Attempting Vegan OMG I was thinking the same thing!

    • @Bradtheawesome841
      @Bradtheawesome841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Channels that have right wing view points or openly criticize youtube have a tendency to get demonetized for "reasons"

    • @themefitissociety3239
      @themefitissociety3239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +530

      Because of those that run TH-cam support exposing sex to children. Makes you wonder just what they have on their hard drives.

    • @meemo5196
      @meemo5196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      bc $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

    • @ghostlycloudss
      @ghostlycloudss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Because TH-cam is fucked

  • @Heldstar
    @Heldstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Telling suicidal people to not kill themselves is like telling starving children to eat some cake.

  • @emilybryan1713
    @emilybryan1713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    What boyfriend would expose their girlfriend to the internet 😂

  • @cayleece7890
    @cayleece7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    "What kind of person exploits people's suicide for views"?
    This guy must be best friends with Logan Paul.

    • @peynnep6483
      @peynnep6483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      imao, more like child of Logan Paul :D

    • @ghostopss111
      @ghostopss111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dangerz Own maybe its an inside job by the Vatican to push religion onto young easily influenced viewers,

    • @crispycringe8710
      @crispycringe8710 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      caylenbryant imjaystation

  • @kimseungmin17
    @kimseungmin17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2519

    5:30 Ive made suicide notes before because of me actually giving up on life and that video honestly offended me. it’s offensive. I wouldn’t want someone to read my last message out loud for views and for the word to see.. Why tf would he use this stuff for use.. it’s just disgusting.
    oof i just realized how late i am-

    • @yeshonestlyidek
      @yeshonestlyidek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Hey you know if you are still struggling its okay, just know that you have so much time and so great things waiting for you so please stick around and live your life to the fullest okay? listen to lovely by twenty one pilots, i dedicate this song to you, fren

    • @rhymedelacruz5766
      @rhymedelacruz5766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Hi... I hope you're okay. ❤❤

    • @bruisesandbuttercups7290
      @bruisesandbuttercups7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      yeah i've never gone that far but i have been suicidal and this is just disgusting. he's making everything we go through a joke and its not. its not funny to wanna kill yourself, its a serious problem and it hurts.

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same here

    • @rocksocks6109
      @rocksocks6109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I purple you💜

  • @jeskvell3254
    @jeskvell3254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    People like him should be the ones who get tested in labs instead of mice.

    • @thelanguageofthebirds
      @thelanguageofthebirds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s my life work... then find the gene that causes pedophiles to offend and eradicate the pedo gene fro, the gene pool and save all innocent children and animals!

    • @temirab.5891
      @temirab.5891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thelanguageofthebirds I’m all seriousness don’t some pedophiles act this way due to childhood trauma or other outside factors besides genetics?

  • @sanarashid560
    @sanarashid560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    As a British person we do not claim him or his apparent “sister”

  • @robbiechristian9344
    @robbiechristian9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    Even his name is kinda pervy like “touch delight” ;/;

  • @kel9239
    @kel9239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1743

    people who thinks he's hot definitely need to raise their standards :p

    • @wonkedworld3547
      @wonkedworld3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@McSnezzly delichus

    • @wonkedworld3547
      @wonkedworld3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yommy

    • @ladyofhades7668
      @ladyofhades7668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I just threw up in my mouth a little 🤮🤮 people actually think this ??!!

    • @nikitaagreene
      @nikitaagreene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      my standards are low asf-

    • @bob-xb3nh
      @bob-xb3nh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@McSnezzly community of tumblr probably

  • @yvorox696
    @yvorox696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Barely discovered your channel today after spending all day at home recuperating from a car crash and let me tell you my little bean, I CANT STOP WATCHING! Your funny, honest, humble, you don’t try to be anyone else but you and I love it. Very informative and entertaining. You have gained one more subscriber today. Lovin it!

  • @silentrobin9234
    @silentrobin9234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    No joke, if i was a ghost and i found out someone that i don't know was reading my suicide note i would throw stuff and them and make their life a living hell.

  • @bluebepsi1513
    @bluebepsi1513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4049

    If guys really loved their girlfriend's they wouldn't want them to strip for strangers 😑🤔

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Tease the other dudes about what they're not getting.

    • @juliak4073
      @juliak4073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      They are just using their girlfriends for veiws

    • @AngelDeed
      @AngelDeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      They are exploiting their girlfriends, it'S disgusting. The guys are the ones playing, what's that got to do with the girls?? If they want it so much, they should strip themselves! But I guess that wouldn't be as interesting to the audience...

    • @ShinyPrimarina
      @ShinyPrimarina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      TH-cam success really blinds a person sadly

    • @madisonedmondson3515
      @madisonedmondson3515 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      So true. It’s also sad that girls are actually doing it. If a guy I was dating ever looked at me and said hey babe I’m gonna play fortnite and anytime I win you gotta take an article of clothing off And I’ll record it and post it on TH-cam if fucking laugh. That’s a man that doesn’t respect you

  • @Demio.o
    @Demio.o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5629

    He’s the type of guy to trash talk a girl after she dumps him and then says she doesn’t deserve a “nice guy” like him
    Edit: thanks for 2k!

    • @rottenrabbitt
      @rottenrabbitt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Demi Marie
      I think you mean r/niceguys

    • @rielly02
      @rielly02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      R/niceGuy🤣

    • @HeyitsBri_
      @HeyitsBri_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Strong incel vibes

    • @yvonnelasten7424
      @yvonnelasten7424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That was my ex.....

    • @D1ONY5US
      @D1ONY5US 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A neckbeard without a neckbeard.

  • @victoriasmith2620
    @victoriasmith2620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Three things i like about Touchdalight
    1. His punchable face
    2. His pokable eyes
    3. His annoying attention grabber❤

  • @awfrey1
    @awfrey1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Primink, I just want to thank you for these videos that you make. You are finally making videos on important things. I struggle with depression and sadness, and you really help me out. Thank you so much for what you're doing. You are the best youtuber ever. Thanks again!

  • @softkj7612
    @softkj7612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    I’m surprised people who do those “1 kill = 1 naked girlfriend” actually HAVE girlfriends.

    • @DerpyCc
      @DerpyCc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      SoftKJ Rightt idk I personally wouldn’t want random people seeing my half-naked girlfriend???

    • @claudiaspence7814
      @claudiaspence7814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Nah they're paid actresses

    • @bob-xb3nh
      @bob-xb3nh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Theyre paid, which makes sense. Noone would date them

    • @ghostonfire24
      @ghostonfire24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SoftKJ not surprising tbh, if u got money and clout you can easily get almost any girl you wanted

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Either paid women with no sense of self-respect, or the kinda gals to drop out of middle school, like this guy is.

  • @aia1190
    @aia1190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    "rip to everyone thats killed themselves, uhm..." he said that like he was trying to improv-comfort a class of preschoolers who lost an egg and spoon race tf

    • @Kyiecutie
      @Kyiecutie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ai A “I’m not a therapist or anything, just don’t kill yourself ok” wise wise words. Jesus Christ.

    • @magpietheclown
      @magpietheclown 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @magpietheclown
      @magpietheclown 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kyiecutie Very wise words

  • @xrune-ralsei3529
    @xrune-ralsei3529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "If oene of you says he's hot, your banned."
    *He's hot*
    *No literally he's burning... and now he's ashes.*

  • @twish4596
    @twish4596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Primink's voice is soothing

  • @kermitlover2687
    @kermitlover2687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    "I think incest is funny'
    GIVE THIS MAN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR

  • @kermitfrog550
    @kermitfrog550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    3 reasons I like touchdalight
    1) he makes a great punching bag!
    2) he will give my creepy uncle a friend when he goes to jail.
    3) he makes me feel less bad about using the words fat, ugly, and trash.

  • @unfiniche
    @unfiniche 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm thirteen. I can recognize an edgy teenager when I see one. But this guy is taking it WAY too far. It's disgusting how he talked about suicide like that. "Just don't kill yourself" ....yeah, cause that will work. Clickbait is one thing, but this is just...

  • @kaytonusualshitposting
    @kaytonusualshitposting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "I don't wanna be here anymore, it's sooooooo annoying"
    Then go.

  • @marytravis6208
    @marytravis6208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1095

    Is this guy a cousin of onion boy?

    • @Faeborn
      @Faeborn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He would definitely be a relative of Jake paul

    • @aristogatos1o1
      @aristogatos1o1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He makes onion boy look mature

    • @addiewesley3722
      @addiewesley3722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like if jake Paul and onion had a horrible child

    • @Jack-pe4we
      @Jack-pe4we 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@addiewesley3722 A Tale of Onion and Semen

    • @niapurdue230
      @niapurdue230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A tale of Cumnion

  • @unacceptableconditions9884
    @unacceptableconditions9884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2147

    As someone who has been through depression I really don't like the fact that he uses people suicide notes for views cuz that's kind of jacked up. Not cool dude.

    • @Btgg_333
      @Btgg_333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Jeanette Throneberry that pissed me off too, I also have a few mental illnesses and as someone who has made a suicide note and been hospitalised for attempting suicide multiple times. Fuck this guy. “Rest in peace to people that killed themselves, I’m not a therapist” fuck him

    • @CandyFlossFluff
      @CandyFlossFluff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Why, do you hate them? It’s fine to be honest, especially about something which should have no shame. Mental illness isn’t a dirty word

    • @unacceptableconditions9884
      @unacceptableconditions9884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@allie-nm4io I won't kill you but I've been placed in mental hospital on suicide watch before. I'm better now but I did have a mental illness before and I don't think people would hate me for it. It's really not a bad thing and you shouldn't say that people arent mentally ill based on a comment if you don't know the full story

    • @salamir0semyosotis21
      @salamir0semyosotis21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Squirrel gang That makes no hecking sense, don't go around telling people that.

    • @chronic_payne5669
      @chronic_payne5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@allie-nm4io so cancer and diabetes also a trigger for hate, or just mental illness?
      If you hate someone for being sick. It says far more about YOU, than the person with mental illness.

  • @jayy0s00
    @jayy0s00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:15 she looks hella uncomfortable 😥

    • @megansstallion818
      @megansstallion818 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      she consented she got on camera and she stripped SHE LAUGHED stop thinking every woman who strips for a guy is uncomfortable

  • @soapyrin9378
    @soapyrin9378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Reading my brother’s suicide note was the first video I had found when I look up “How to help your friends brother from killing themselves.”

    • @stalemintoreos3292
      @stalemintoreos3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats heartbreaking and im so sorry :(

    • @soapyrin9378
      @soapyrin9378 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mundanechimp8969 He's dead.

  • @rhianna8571
    @rhianna8571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    why does his voice actually get on my nerves
    “licherally”

    • @assablue4276
      @assablue4276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      rhianna yewchewb (lol)

    • @louschwick7301
      @louschwick7301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      posh shithead accent

    • @YouTubeChannel-uw4bd
      @YouTubeChannel-uw4bd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      8:15

    • @hannah-tl1yy
      @hannah-tl1yy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i pronounce literally as litrally 💀 my southern yorkshire accent kinda gets my friend happy doe 😂

    • @randomuser1799
      @randomuser1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @sophie-yq5ft
    @sophie-yq5ft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    In regards to reading peoples suicide letters for a video - Onision used to do a similar thing. I came across one of them and watched to see how he'd justify it. My jaw absolutely dropped when he read out my friends suicide note that he'd found in a news article about her death. He then continued to make fun of her letter. I come from a small town and it absolutely floored me.

    • @artsywoodz
      @artsywoodz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      sophie That’s really horrible. Onision and SOO many other youtubers need to be banned. Sorry that you had to witness and go through that

    • @doubleh333lix
      @doubleh333lix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Onision is disgusting. I’m sorry that happened to you.

    • @refinnej5302
      @refinnej5302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Wow, I did not know Onion did that and I just commented how this guy is like Onion. So sorry about your friend and some douche bag being a douche bag about it.

    • @Dem765
      @Dem765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Glad my first bf didnt leave a note. If someone did that anytime in the 2 years i was in deep greiving i wouldnt have been able to handle it. Im sorry that happened to you, people forget these tragedies ARE tragedies because they are attached to REAL people. They can't empathise, so they have to go through it themselves to understand. Ik we can both agree we wouldnt wish this experience on our worst enemy, but thats the only way MANY people ever learn. Faith in humanity: zero points

    • @LunAR-ic7uj
      @LunAR-ic7uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I’m so sorry for your loss

  • @Moneramalia
    @Moneramalia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have now spent all my down time at work watching almost all of your videos. I don’t know who any of these people are, and yet, here I am. Your commentary on all of these personalities are top notch, keeps me coming back for more. Keep it up, man!

  • @noaht124
    @noaht124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Says he has 100k subs. Watching 1 year later and he has 1 mil now. Good wirk 💜😂

  • @-aesopcarl-480
    @-aesopcarl-480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    *"yEa nO sHieT i mAkE inCesT.. i-iTs fuNnY"*
    *triggered*

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's funny for me... the more triggered people i attract the more money and *clout* [douchycloutsnaps] i get.
      like like- think about it wisely

  • @KyliesRedRoses
    @KyliesRedRoses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    Here is a list of reasons why I like touchdalight, as you asked for.
    Thank you for reading my list have a nice day

    • @gaesimp__
      @gaesimp__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Fabulous list

    • @undercoverdontjudge1576
      @undercoverdontjudge1576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      AMAZING LIST WOW AMAZING!!

    • @TrinityTronos
      @TrinityTronos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I get the joke, there's nothing you LIKE about that shit. Haha

    • @skateata1
      @skateata1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nice

    • @queenperrytheplatypus458
      @queenperrytheplatypus458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is the best list I’ve seen since before I was born

  • @imanijaz3171
    @imanijaz3171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His remaining 2 brain cells can literally NOT generate a spark for him to realize that he's being so stupid. He be like 'I dOnT CaRe'

  • @potatae6027
    @potatae6027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    TouchDaLight: Let me in!
    British Public: He's almost in! Shut the door!
    UK: I'm trying!!!

  • @cia7966
    @cia7966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    No but we are watching him

    • @Jess.Loves.Gaming
      @Jess.Loves.Gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Thank you for your service.

    • @dry0campa155
      @dry0campa155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      CIA thank you CIA very cool

    • @sarapatrick9695
      @sarapatrick9695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bahahaha

    • @bob1412
      @bob1412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CIA wow wow wait a sec

    • @cia7966
      @cia7966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bob1412 Chinese spy

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3120

    Touchdalight? More like touchdadark

    • @missmango2891
      @missmango2891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      more like touchdasister

    • @clown9ine83
      @clown9ine83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I feel like you’re following me

    • @filipisotter5114
      @filipisotter5114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Touchdadouche

    • @kwikkoruscant2597
      @kwikkoruscant2597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh hey

    • @Del-Canada
      @Del-Canada 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For those that don't know it already Justin is a bot. This bot his my channel also. Cute bot tho.

  • @sangat4315
    @sangat4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro i'm so happy you hit 1 mil i swear you were at 200k just yesterday, anyways sorry if that was mushy i was just rewatching some of your vids

  • @lolop6547
    @lolop6547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The '13yr old sister' looks 30, lol

  • @ShaneAM
    @ShaneAM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1612

    Your sense of humour is perfect, don’t ever change primink

    • @toriladybird511
      @toriladybird511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In UK 17 you can get married(with consent) or have sex again with consent.

    • @charlesleninja
      @charlesleninja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@toriladybird511
      Yeah it's the same in Saudi Arabia, just without the consent part.

    • @highlander2319
      @highlander2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      charlesleninja gottem

    • @toriladybird511
      @toriladybird511 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charlesleninja yeah on both sides about whom and the NO

    • @jamesmarvin7833
      @jamesmarvin7833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      charlesleninja haha

  • @zom9681
    @zom9681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    “I don’t wanna be here anymore, it’s soo annoying.”
    well we don’t want you here either

  • @e.7372
    @e.7372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finding this channel way too late but I still feel special for making it to the end

  • @lukekomick6664
    @lukekomick6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey man, I found your videos recently and it's brought some light to issues I didn't understand was happening.
    Keep up the great work Cyster

  • @Mel-up3eh
    @Mel-up3eh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    We don’t need another Sam Pepper

    • @frankimiller2910
      @frankimiller2910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Melissa Kylie exactly who he reminds me of.

    • @dakota4290
      @dakota4290 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      that name just triggered a repressed memory

    • @RoseGold1224
      @RoseGold1224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taco Artsii wtf

    • @kyle-pg8xm
      @kyle-pg8xm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know im literally 4 months late, but who is sam pepper? There was somebody in my discord that got banned with that name literally at the same time you posted this comment, and when i asked everyone was uneasy about it and i was never told anything.

    • @aristogatos1o1
      @aristogatos1o1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn I forgot about him

  • @sugarplumfairy3340
    @sugarplumfairy3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    His ego is so big it has it's own gravitational pull

    • @sugarplumfairy3340
      @sugarplumfairy3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Also if I jumped from his ego to mine I'd die. Can't say the the same for his IQ

    • @kairosm5331
      @kairosm5331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sugarplum fairy DAMN 🔥

    • @ivorysol7828
      @ivorysol7828 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he's like a black hole. Sucks the life outta everything. :/

  • @apathynase148
    @apathynase148 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think, out of all commentator and researcher youtubers, I think I like you the most. Silent subscriber here :)) keep it up.

  • @jolee.quinnn
    @jolee.quinnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    reading someones suicide note is so disrespectful, and can trigger things for people who are suicidal, like what the hell

  • @ninjabunny_the_gamer5724
    @ninjabunny_the_gamer5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    "Imma change my content...blah blah blah"
    Me: * searches up his youtube *
    *I sold my sister on ebay and someone bought her* **2 days ago**
    Me: "bruh...when is it gonna change..... never....clearly"

  • @whoiswhat5327
    @whoiswhat5327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    “I think incest is funny”
    *WHAT????* .... has... TH-cam...become🤢

    • @sidneysmith5302
      @sidneysmith5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why did I read this in Forest Whitaker's voice?

  • @jamielopez3112
    @jamielopez3112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I forget prim is an adult sometimes and I always get really shook when he mentions having a car or makes daddy jokes and stuff like that his voice is just so soft and his giggle is so cute I keep thinking he's like 14

  • @katecreesy
    @katecreesy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Please, come back!!! We ALL miss you. I just saw your content- been binging- realized you haven't posted in 2 years- TH-camd you to see why- and now I already miss you too. :(

  • @jazzmusicstops1970
    @jazzmusicstops1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    " to the people who keep sending me their nudes, please don't"
    i actually died

    • @annasamba1142
      @annasamba1142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @maddiorzabal4093
      @maddiorzabal4093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oops jkjk

    • @angelinkumar
      @angelinkumar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What's so funny about this? Just cause he's a dude it's OK? But if he was replaced by a woman, there would be pitchforks and torches high in the sky. You people disgust me and this is why men are 4 times as likely to commit suicide than women, no one believes that men can be harrased.

    • @slug1726
      @slug1726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Angel Kumar bruh

    • @tasniahaque9626
      @tasniahaque9626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@@angelinkumar Calm yourself, she was only laughing at how he went "please don't", she wasn't laughing at the situation.

  • @WonderAsh_
    @WonderAsh_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +902

    "If you wanna dislike and hate on me, then you have a really sad life."
    Me: So using... suicide for views. Isn't sad then- ok then.

  • @ParBar17
    @ParBar17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s so annoying when people describe anyone who has an issue with what they do as “triggered”