Getting Past Swedish Immigration

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  • Getting Past Swedish Immigration
    #immigration #sketchcomedy #sweden
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  • @foilarmsandhog
    @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +230

    We're coming to Stockholm, Oslo, Helsinki, Denmark, Belgium, Netherlands and Germany - tickets on sale now! www.foilarmsandhog.ie/tour

    • @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman
      @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Is my 2025 vacation going to be determined by Skittish dates?
      Of course not, that's unreasonable.
      Am I going to one of 3 possible cities all several hours' flight away after Aus/Ireland dates are announced?
      Also no, but yes.

    • @Sammy-forgetaboutit-Tony
      @Sammy-forgetaboutit-Tony 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As a Swedish man, I must concur that this sketch is , to my ever increasing horror, true to the letter...

    • @MsMissX
      @MsMissX 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      YEES. You are coming to Copenhagen. YES. I also would like a Danish immigration version. I would be more than happy to give you a few insides to Danes.

    • @rachelnise2473
      @rachelnise2473 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      But the parental leave, you realise that the next child is born by the end of the first leave ..no chance of getting the application sorted

    • @lineandersen3329
      @lineandersen3329 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Couldn't see you in Copenhagen last year but next year I'm coming!

  • @Sudipta_Scoral
    @Sudipta_Scoral 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1322

    I love the "common way to greet someone" joke. Wordless answers are always funny.

    • @debapriyaguha7594
      @debapriyaguha7594 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Literally the funniest...I died at this joke😂😂😂

    • @blhlow4904
      @blhlow4904 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sorry, didn't get the joke

    • @woodysmith2681
      @woodysmith2681 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@blhlow4904 They don't greet each other. They don't acknowledge each other on the street. It's quite like but not exactly a nation of introverts at times.

    • @Tomor81
      @Tomor81 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@woodysmith2681 they are really cold ❄ 😮😮😮

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@woodysmith2681 My wife is from Sweden, Norrköping, and I love this about Sweden. Being an introvert in Sweden is so relaxing.

  • @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman
    @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1760

    ABBA was both the best and worst joke in this sketch

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +534

      How dare you and thank you

    • @idic.vidar.
      @idic.vidar. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      ​@@foilarmsandhog
      - in that order

    • @GalinaEv
      @GalinaEv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      love it cause it's not like all over Abba jokes

    • @larspeterthomsen9798
      @larspeterthomsen9798 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Would you say that it sorts into both their A material and their B material?

    • @sruththine3689
      @sruththine3689 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@foilarmsandhog and a Greta Thunberg joke in the comments, sweet!

  • @Raged_Consumer
    @Raged_Consumer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +541

    As a Swedish humanoid, the greeting is too true to be funny, except it's still funny... cause it's true.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      A complicated compliment, but I'll take it

    • @lavachekikri
      @lavachekikri 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@foilarmsandhogÄNTLIGEN (Finally) you made the 🇸🇪 immigration! 😂 VÄLKOMNA to Stockholm! 🤗

  • @derkaderk5291
    @derkaderk5291 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +618

    the pint of beer joke hit too close to home, shit's ridiculously expensive here😭

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      It's nearly as bad here

    • @lunasky5635
      @lunasky5635 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      I once took a business trip from France to Sweden. Short flight but two men sitting behind me managed to order many, many drinks. I finally just had to turn around to look at them. One cheerfully swished his glass and said, “we’re going back to Sweden”. Once i saw the cost of liquor there, i understood

    • @PROVOCATEURSK
      @PROVOCATEURSK 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Don´t be an alcoholic then.

    • @ackack9419
      @ackack9419 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Thanks for making me understand that joke 😂

    • @ronaldstern42
      @ronaldstern42 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      If you're looking for an affordable drink in Stockholm I highly recommend the Oxsvansen pub. It's also run by a really nice australian guy.
      Surely was one of my most entertaining evenings in a pub ever.

  • @Anna-julyh
    @Anna-julyh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +790

    The Sun joke is the best opening joke ever 😂😂

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The northern tip of Sweden is in the arctic circle (same as Norway and Finland)

    •  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      As a Swede, I found it the worst tbh. In the northernmost part of Sweden, the sun won't set at all during summer - 24 hours of sunlight per day so hardly "rarely seen".

    • @suntiger745
      @suntiger745 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "Den svenska sommaren inträffade i år på en onsdag." är ju ett klassiskt skämt.
      Visst, solen går inte ner, men om det är molnigt så syns den inte iallfall. ;)

    •  3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@suntiger745 En förkrossande stor del av landets befolkning bor söder om polcirkeln så det är nog där ditt skämt är "klassiskt".

    • @nomurLethalmud
      @nomurLethalmud 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vardekpetrovic9716 Nah a big part of summer is one single day.

  • @ledamethOP
    @ledamethOP 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

    The real Swedish immigration exam is to leave a single cookie on the table and observing if they are gonna take it.

    • @andrea8764
      @andrea8764 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Ummm…what’s the correct answer ? 🤷‍♀️

    • @ledamethOP
      @ledamethOP 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@andrea8764 You never take the last piece in Sweden :D

    • @lethargogpeterson4083
      @lethargogpeterson4083 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@ledamethOP There are places in the US like Minnesota with similar tendencies, which makes sense because there was so much Scandiavian immigration to there. I still hesitate to take the last of something, even at the grocery store. What if someone else really needs one?

    • @Cmallon81
      @Cmallon81 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@lethargogpeterson4083lol. It’s fine at the grocery store. But if you have been invited to someone’s home definitely not. 1. It can be seen as a sign your host did not provide enough. 2. The host was probably so busy getting things ready and serving other that they probably didn’t even get to enjoy much of what they prepared. So, leave that last bit of cake for them to eat once everyone has left.😊

    • @andrea8764
      @andrea8764 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Got it! Thanks!
      Coming from blunt Americans who love it when guests eat, I view putting food out as saying, “Please help yourself to as much as you want!”

  • @AgentB7
    @AgentB7 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +829

    > Name the Swedish car brand known for its luxury reputation and stylish and sexy design
    Such a missed opportunity to remind the world that Saab was a thing.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

      Don't they make tanks and jets now or something?

    • @Tom_Kowalczuk
      @Tom_Kowalczuk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +237

      ​@@foilarmsandhog Saab always made planes, cars were side hobby side.

    • @ricebeansrockroll882
      @ricebeansrockroll882 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      ​@@foilarmsandhog name means Swedish Aeroplane AB so like, always did.

    • @HenFilmStudio
      @HenFilmStudio 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@foilarmsandhog At least they're stylish.

    • @rutgervangestel
      @rutgervangestel 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      i was waiting for Saab as well ha ha.

  • @lilliankeane5731
    @lilliankeane5731 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +755

    Brilliant! “Go to Norway losers” 😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

      Improvised! didnt know what to say at the end

    • @ruaoneill9050
      @ruaoneill9050 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@foilarmsandhog 😮😮😮

    • @vanefreja86
      @vanefreja86 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      ​@@foilarmsandhog Ties in well with our Scandinavian banter. Maybe you could incoporate that in some way when you do this skit about Denmark or Norway ❤😂

    • @ebbesen123
      @ebbesen123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@foilarmsandhog Please do one for Norway too!

    • @brunorios8870
      @brunorios8870 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@foilarmsandhog So, Norway is the next sketch

  • @divingdane3623
    @divingdane3623 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +656

    🤣 Them disagreeing with the Volvo question killed me!

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      A fave of mine

    • @petertaylor4980
      @petertaylor4980 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      I was thinking that the expected answer was Saab, but I couldn't predict the joke answer.

    • @BenjaminVestergaard
      @BenjaminVestergaard 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Well, the luxury part also wasn't always there.
      Being safe, reliable and durable has been the reputation for decades. A genuine skærgård tractor as we call them in Denmark.

    • @rolandet
      @rolandet 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      well it's not a Swedish car anymore, is it? ;)

    • @deez8202
      @deez8202 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@rolandet nuh uh its still swedish

  • @smaakjeks
    @smaakjeks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +241

    Also, Volvo will always get 10/10 in my book for inventing the modern seat belt and making the patent open for everyone to use, just to save lives

    • @Jan-Jan-Jan
      @Jan-Jan-Jan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Constructing huge cars, with or without seatbelts, is still very unsafe for the people outside of the car... Apparantly safety is only important for those who can afford asocial, loud, polluting, piblic-space taking, metal boxes....

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Good to know that all the groceries to you house are taken by foot couriers as even horses are polluting and space taking, not to mention those carts that they drag😅​@@Jan-Jan-Jan

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@Jan-Jan-Jan you're blaming Volvo on cars existing at all?

    • @AtomicHaze
      @AtomicHaze 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@smaakjeks He's blaming Volvo for following the trend of making unnecessarily large cars. How did you not pick up on that?

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ohhhh. .....so like. Are Volvos worse than a Hummer?? Cos that's difficult to believe.

  • @Nordern
    @Nordern 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

    "Please may i have a bank loan?" too real..too real

    • @Zetornator
      @Zetornator 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      can you explain this part 😥

    • @lvt2050
      @lvt2050 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Zetornator its so much expensive to have a beer that you need a bank loan

    • @Zetornator
      @Zetornator 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lvt2050 here i am thinking nothern countries are known for their common alcohol (and therefore beers)..either way thanks!

    • @exeggcutertimur6091
      @exeggcutertimur6091 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm guessing it's taxed so heavily that the price to society the health effects of beer causes matches the proce the consumer pays. Kinda lile cigarettes here in the US.

    • @Nordern
      @Nordern 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@exeggcutertimur6091 The extra taxes on alcohol is only from 0.4$-0.82$ per 0.26 Gallon
      The prices are so high because of our high standard of living & minimal wealth inequality, meaning the majority are middle class & live comfortably

  • @MaddiesPearl
    @MaddiesPearl 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    As an Aussie living in Sweden, this is the most accurate video I’ve ever seen 😂 especially the “please, may I have a bank loan?” When ordering beer 😂😂

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      To be fair, Dublin is creeping up on it

    • @MMM18092
      @MMM18092 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      These days, it's more a 65% APR loan by text message.

    • @artemlyubchenko3022
      @artemlyubchenko3022 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Can’t have been a massive change for you though, Austria and Switzerland are so close to each other

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@artemlyubchenko3022
      Ha! Good one.

    • @alvdansen7172
      @alvdansen7172 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Only the question about swedish sexy and luxury car brand should had the answer Koenigsegg, maybe even the Saab not just Volvo and Volvo is specifically known for their safety and modesty not design or luxury.

  • @anna.popović
    @anna.popović 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +188

    ‘Those jumpers look so cozy’ probably shouldn’t be the takeaway from this sketch, and yet here we are. Blame the baltic June weather 😂

    • @AakeTraak
      @AakeTraak 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's more of a Norwegan thing, isn't it? Lusekofte.

    • @brinkiTOgo
      @brinkiTOgo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm knitting such a jumper myself at the moment 😂 Blame German summer ^^

    • @SofieBjorkheim
      @SofieBjorkheim 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@AakeTraakyeah, or maybe Northern.

    • @SIC647
      @SIC647 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Those ones look Icelandic.

  • @lennytheleopard
    @lennytheleopard 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    Conjugating the verb to assemble - classic!

  • @efz629
    @efz629 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    I’m waiting episode of Getting past Finnish immigration.
    Welcome to Helsinki!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Looking forward to Helsinki again

    • @justanotheryoutubeaccount0
      @justanotheryoutubeaccount0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      All the answers are no niin.

    • @virginiejorion4906
      @virginiejorion4906 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      It starts with filling in forms. And then more forms. And more forms. And you have to open a bank account. Which you can do by filling in forms.

    • @ZappaSheik
      @ZappaSheik 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Then the immigration officer will try to speak English with you, but it's totally un-understandable.

    • @justanotheryoutubeaccount0
      @justanotheryoutubeaccount0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ZappaSheik offer to talk about racing with them.

  • @bryanellis459
    @bryanellis459 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

    Surely this should have started with them coming in and being asked to make a seat

    • @Bloink
      @Bloink 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Haha, that's a good one😄

  • @Alexand3ry
    @Alexand3ry 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    Thank you for the detailed historical research that went into this sketch. Too many people think the Vikings wore horns, but it's genuinely more true to say they were horny. (Sometimes.) (A lot of the times.) (Winters get cold.)

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      haha, the winter is tough on all of us

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That whole horned helmet thing was because they kept finding drinking horns placed near the helmets at dig sites.

    • @mikeseigle5560
      @mikeseigle5560 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This like most of the jokes had a double meaning.

    • @suzettehenderson9278
      @suzettehenderson9278 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Actually there are statues and rock art depicting horned helmets from the Nordic bronze age, so the Victorians were only off by 1700 years or so. No big deal.

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mikeseigle5560
      So glad that I'm not the only one who caught the double-meaning!

  • @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman
    @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Nice Minecraft reference you have there Hog :) Another great sketch lads, you just keep turning out good ones every week!

  • @peoplespoet
    @peoplespoet 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Thank you for using the jokes me and Ella gave you!! We had a great time writing, couldn’t be more happy that you actually used them😁 Such an honour, looking forward seeing you in Stockholm!!

  • @heartofdawn2341
    @heartofdawn2341 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    Foil's reaction to Volvo being the right answer is priceless

    • @karenrussell5831
      @karenrussell5831 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      He's just such an expressive performer, he always nails it

  • @IamaNumanoid-km5jq
    @IamaNumanoid-km5jq 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    You guys are definitely the best comedy channel on TH-cam! Keep it up

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Ah thanks pal, that's very kind

  • @kdavidsmith1
    @kdavidsmith1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The worried, clueless, concerned looks always makes these sketches.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

    That immigration officer on parental leave solved daddy issues everywhere.

    • @AishInTheHouse
      @AishInTheHouse 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Funniest comment I've read today

    • @PokhrajRoy.
      @PokhrajRoy. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AishInTheHouse Haha thanks

  • @JHallberg
    @JHallberg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    incidentally, every few years the north east of Sweden has the most hours of sun in all of Sweden that year (that's because the sun does not set at all in the summer and there are fewer cloudy days than in other parts of Sweden - there just isn't much sun in the winter).

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I am originally in the southern US and the first time I went to northern Sweden during the summer was freaky. It got sort of dark about 2 in the morning and that was it..

    • @andreasfischer9158
      @andreasfischer9158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @vardekpetrovic9716 Unless you have several pints of beer.

    • @alvdansen7172
      @alvdansen7172 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@andreasfischer9158 🤣

  • @jonathanrobinson2628
    @jonathanrobinson2628 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Hehehe! Very good indeed. As a Brit living in Sweden, it struck many chords.
    The sun is a funny one though - it's a seasonal thing. In winter you rarely see it, in summer it's bloody constant 😊

  • @SandraOnCloud9
    @SandraOnCloud9 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    The blue and yellow colour combo to match the flag made me laugh so much! Love the warm and wooly outfits!😂

  • @atrikings365
    @atrikings365 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Almost a million subs. 'Bout damn time! Come on, algorithm. These gent's have more than proved their worth!

  • @87worms
    @87worms 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    The other day I found out that my mother started watching your videos after she walked by while I was showing my sibling Swines back in December. Absolutely devastating news for me. Rethinking my choices in life. Please respect my privacy in this time of mourning.
    Also just realised she might figure that this is me. God, I hope she doesn't read the comments.

    • @philiptaylor7902
      @philiptaylor7902 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I'm gutted for you Oisin!

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If my mom were alive I'd share my comedy list.
      That woman loved John Stewart way after I Said "mom I get my news there"
      Humor is the most difficult thing to judge or predict. I mean, who could not see how Brilliant FA&H are after watching...Mr. Bean!
      That said mom would be slower to relate to all of the country jokes.
      Not that she would not adore them! But ya know, going over to help rebuild Lithuania after the war .
      Oh yeah! She loved the Fawlty Towers German episode so I'm harsh.
      Generations in the US.. [Hessian mercenaries anyone?] Keeps us from being offended 😂😂😂

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@treesoul00 mooo.

    • @michellebyrom6551
      @michellebyrom6551 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Meanwhile, this empty nester introduced FAH to her family.
      You can't keep the best to yourself - unless it's the last bit of cake.

  • @EmmaLiza
    @EmmaLiza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Looking very warm and cozy there lads, glad you came prepared

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      They were boiling

  • @LaughLurkInsights
    @LaughLurkInsights 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    Sketch idea: the snob being kidnapped

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      They'd let him go for sure

    • @andrea8764
      @andrea8764 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      You’d have a Ransom of Red Chief situation-the kidnappers end up paying to get him off their hands!😅

    • @propio2957
      @propio2957 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      They'd probably feel so bad for him and his financial situation that they would briefly consider letting him join before discovering the real challenge is keeping him away

    • @IslamicOrigins
      @IslamicOrigins 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      How about the reverse of the Yorkshireman sketch with 3 snobs trying to outdo each other about how rich their upbringing was. 😁

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    As a Brit living in Norway, the bankloan for a beer joke is spot on.

    • @Quzinqa1122
      @Quzinqa1122 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes, the beer (and everything else) is much more expensive in Norway than in Sweden, isn’t it?

    • @geirmyrvagnes8718
      @geirmyrvagnes8718 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Quzinqa1122 Imagine Norway is an overpriced nature-based theme park for bored millionaires or well off people that save up for the experience, then the prices make sense. You don't get cheap snacks and free beer at a Formula 1 race, either.

  • @Retiisix0
    @Retiisix0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I kea, You kea... I'm going to Ikea😂😂😂 My absolute favourite!

    • @desmondmolloy9173
      @desmondmolloy9173 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It also works on two levels: Swedish verbs aren’t conjugated at all. So the form (kea in this case) is always the same.

    • @Retiisix0
      @Retiisix0 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@desmondmolloy9173 Really, I haven't thought of that!!! Once I tried to learn Swedish and noticed that mercy of Swedish verbs☺️

  • @mchparity
    @mchparity 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    1:45 That's RUDE! I'm nowhere near rich enough to go to Norway!

  • @gina-sx1ik
    @gina-sx1ik 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Guys.... PLEASE do a skit on "getting past Legoland immigration"..

  • @starpawsy
    @starpawsy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    The parental leave gag was oh so true.

    • @lunasky5635
      @lunasky5635 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I worked with many Swedes in France (they wanted to see the sun). They bitched so much about Swedish taxes. But two of them became fathers. Then they bitched about the paltry fathers’ leave in France

  • @miriam2526
    @miriam2526 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I kea, you kea, ..😂😂 brilliant!
    See you in Stockholm, I'm very excited, my first time in Sweden 😊

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It's an incredible city

    • @linnea_likelinearwithoutther
      @linnea_likelinearwithoutther 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You should definitely check out the Vasa museum, both that and The ABBA Museum and Skansen are all on the same island that Cirkus (the venue) is 😊

    • @miriam2526
      @miriam2526 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@linnea_likelinearwithoutther thank you so much! 😊😊

    • @andrea8764
      @andrea8764 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Vasa museum is incredible! 2nd favorite place was the Millesgaten, a museum that was a famous sculptor’s house, with wonderful sculptures in the garden, and the beautiful things he crafted for his home (alabaster lamp shades, etc).

    • @miriam2526
      @miriam2526 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@andrea8764 sounds cool, thanks for the tip!

  • @TerencePetersenAjbro
    @TerencePetersenAjbro 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    9 years ago I visited Swedish immigration, fill in this form and put it in the box over there. End of interview. Today I am a Swedish citizen.

  • @VHO42
    @VHO42 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Too much sun up in northern Sweden in summer! Sunset here is currently around 11pm, rises a couple of hours later! Winter however... 😅

  • @ellah3277
    @ellah3277 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    No way!!! You used our jokes we gave you!! I feel so honored that our joke writing holds your standards! Feels surreal that our biggest comedic inspiration used our jokes.
    You did great, Swedes will find this very funny. I showed it to my other Swedish friends and they laughed too. loved the Volvo one haha! Also the parental leave spot on!! And the sun joke was my fav that I wrote, you delivered it great.
    I think (no I know) that this is my favorite sketch to date, haven’t laughed so much ever to your sketches. Sat in the car with my friends when I saw it and they wondered why I laughed so much.
    Me. Ella Hardin and Siri Hardin feel grateful that you used our jokes! Thanks again for all the laughs

  • @DornishVintage
    @DornishVintage 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Greeting someone by not uttering a word. Accurate.

  • @emilys.6787
    @emilys.6787 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I think what I love the most about your comedy is that I can always count on you to make me laugh. Just what I needed after that desaster of an exam I came home from. With the ABBA songs stuck in my head for the rest of the day, there will be no time to think about what I should have written in the exam instead, haha.

  • @_nuwanthika_
    @_nuwanthika_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I see you have saved the salty liquorice and sauna jokes for the Finnish immigration 😉

    • @XGD5layer
      @XGD5layer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Obviously, the Swedes keep theirs cold enough to read newspaper inside

  • @SamFAHntha
    @SamFAHntha 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Finally getting to watch this after 19 hours in the ER 😅 (I'm all good, just needing surgery and stuff)
    Anyways omg I love this one so much 😂 I can't think of a single meh one!!! Having Foil not Hog wear yellow was a bit of a crime but that's pretty damn good going if that's the only complaint. The accent... I don't know if it was good or not, but it was funny to hear so hey, that's a win in it's own right, right? Yeaaah 😂
    Thanks for cheering me up once again. Love ooooo

    • @Emma_W_
      @Emma_W_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Sammy Sam! I kept coming back to the comments to see where you were! Look after yourself, pal. Hope you are better soon!

    • @SamFAHntha
      @SamFAHntha 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Emma_W_ You were?? That's so sweet, thank you buddy 🥺

    • @Emma_W_
      @Emma_W_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@SamFAHntha of course. It got to about 9 a.m. and I was like, hang on, why's it so quiet around here!? And then I was worried. I'm glad you're here now.

  • @stianthomassen6693
    @stianthomassen6693 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    "Please may I have a bank loan" 😂

    • @lucyg7572
      @lucyg7572 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I don't understand this joke, how is getting beer related to getting a bank loan?
      Can somebody please explain?

    • @derkaderk5291
      @derkaderk5291 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@lucyg7572 alcohol is expensive as fuck in sweden compared to many other countries

    • @stianthomassen6693
      @stianthomassen6693 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lucyg7572 It's expensive. A beer can cost as bad as $12 for 0,4 liters/ 13,5 oz and at best $8 for 0,5 liter/16,9 oz. This is bar prices. I'm sure there are worse prices and better prices, but this is general.

    • @andrea8764
      @andrea8764 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      All the Nordic countries, actually

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not in Denmark. Beer is cheaper than soda.

  • @mikaell4111
    @mikaell4111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I was waiting for the punchline in the "what light is rarely seen". That's not a joke, that's the truth. Go far enough north and the sun wont even rise for a month in winter. Its called the polar night. On the flippside though. In the summer the sun never sets. If you want a quick way to go insane try out the midnight sun.
    The greeting joke was the best :)

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    2:01 It’s quite a packed tour. Hydrate, rest well and enjoy!

  • @bangdingow396
    @bangdingow396 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    1:20 you conjugate a verb, and decline a noun/adjective

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thank you

    • @judithkimmerling770
      @judithkimmerling770 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just learned something new. Thanks!

    • @fredericapanon207
      @fredericapanon207 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And proper nouns in Polish!

    • @andreasfischer9158
      @andreasfischer9158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But there are exceptions. You never decline a pint of beer in Sweden. Beer is a noun.

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    As always with the immigration ones its the confused and serious expressions that make this for me! 😂

  • @Sudipta_Scoral
    @Sudipta_Scoral 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Stockholm syndrome reminds me of one of your best sketches: City syndrome.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Ah thanks, haven't thought about that one in years

  • @karenrussell5831
    @karenrussell5831 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    FINALLY managed to get Oslo ticket sorted, that was as much an exercise in frustration as trying to put IKEA furniture together! 😂

    • @bernadinesavarin
      @bernadinesavarin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I still haven't bought mine for Oslo yet. I keep checking until they automatically assign me a seat that's NOT right at the front 🤣
      Where else are you planning to go, Karen?

    • @gabsie7224
      @gabsie7224 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Enjoy 😊

  • @Naffurie
    @Naffurie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a Swede, i can totally confirm that this is how it goes. Especially the greeting one.

  • @linnea_likelinearwithoutther
    @linnea_likelinearwithoutther 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Yes! I've been waiting for this day 🥳

  • @hunterfinan7585
    @hunterfinan7585 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I hope you guys take this series to the limit and cover every country!!! Its brilliant!

  • @bernadinesavarin
    @bernadinesavarin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Got my tickets for Stockholm! Never been to Cirkus, so double treat! Looking forward to seeing you there!

  • @Fridrik-
    @Fridrik- 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Please do the rest of the Nordics. (Finnland, Norway, Denmark, Iceland, Faroe islands, Greenland). Big ask I know, but you guys do it so well.

  • @Snedwin
    @Snedwin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    More like: "Are you a violent criminal or terrorist?"
    "... n.. No."
    "Excellent! Welcöme!"

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😮😏😩

  • @Bercey
    @Bercey 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Got my tickets for Helsinki on Sep 20th!! Cannot wait to watch you guys live!!!

  • @David12864
    @David12864 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bought the tickets for Stockholm yesterday, cant wait 😊 see you in september

  • @ximenaruiz2124
    @ximenaruiz2124 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Finally, a video about Swedish immigration!!!
    It is very relatable, especially about the sun!!!
    Thanks for the video!! I'll show it to my Swedish family 😊

  • @AJ_real
    @AJ_real 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    lol @ Zlatan Ibrahimovic, sounds about right.

  • @ivetagluzge524
    @ivetagluzge524 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It was worth waiting for this one :) you know, all good comes to those who wait..
    .. and we keep hoping to see you in the Baltics again

  • @Emma_W_
    @Emma_W_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hey Badger! Where'd you get the -denim- mustard jacket? Genuine question - it looks cosy (and of course cool). I think I could pull it off 🤔

  • @evapapier8394
    @evapapier8394 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Woah! Didn't think I would ever see you in my city. Ticket bought so fast!!

  • @squirrelsforshort3157
    @squirrelsforshort3157 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Whaaaat?? Hog isn't wearing the mustard jacket??

    • @EmmaLiza
      @EmmaLiza 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They must have stolen it off him

    • @kedaver263
      @kedaver263 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      They Swe-ched identities

    • @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman
      @Jim.Mohammad.Everyman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That jacket is an honorary member of FAH.

    • @Ensign_Roque
      @Ensign_Roque 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just like Yellow Derek

  • @catw4729
    @catw4729 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How useful to have a practical guide for my holiday in Sweden next week.

  • @sophstar15
    @sophstar15 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Arms, I must tell you that the book you told me about a few weeks ago, the bee sting one happend to be on English Paper One last week!! I was like omg…how did he know that this was gonna be on here🤔🤔

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ohhh yikes! no way

    • @andrea8764
      @andrea8764 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’s so cool!

  • @MrFlaten92
    @MrFlaten92 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just booked my ticket for the Oslo show! Cant wait to see you again!

  • @aksu1248
    @aksu1248 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The only stylish and sexy Swedish car brand I know is Ahlgrens bilar.

  • @katharinaeveliina
    @katharinaeveliina 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I really hope I’ll be able to see you in my favourite city 🇫🇮 in September. Please keep your fingers crossed. There’s so many uncertainties right now which I hope will become clear soon. 😔

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Okay Katharina, all the best.

    • @katharinaeveliina
      @katharinaeveliina 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@foilarmsandhogKiitos! ❤

  • @i.b.640
    @i.b.640 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Foils Face when he is unexpectedly right 🤣

    • @tinaperez7393
      @tinaperez7393 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes - I particularly enjoyed his performance of that this time! 😂
      He manages to keep that fresh somehow! 😂
      Must be all the acting classes - including Acting With Pen! 😂 Acting with pen advanced level class likely covers acting... WITHOUT pen!
      There --more FAH lore than probably anyone needed today! 😂😛

  • @a64738
    @a64738 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    here in Norway go on holliday and to buy food in Sweden because pretty much everything cost 2/3 to 1/2 of the cost on Norway... Also people in Sweden actually greet you even if they do not know you, that never happens in Norway (at least that is how it is outside the larger cities in Sweden).
    As an example in Sweden you get a home made type real burger with home made dressing, home made fried potatoes (10 times better then the fries as burger king), and 1/2 liter of soda for less than a Burger king Burger in Norway...

    • @wertywerrtyson5529
      @wertywerrtyson5529 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My grandparents used to go to Norway to buy cheap butter. But that was before you found oil. Now it’s you coming to Sweden. Our currency has lost a lot of value in recent years as well which makes it cheaper for foreigners.

  • @_Miri_
    @_Miri_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Looking at the speed of the ticket sale in Amsterdam, I’d say we need a second gig there… what do you think? 😃🙏🏻

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Okay, I'll see... we may have had one in reserve, fingers crossed

  • @filososabke
    @filososabke 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yess, I missed you last time you came to Belgium but I've got my tickets this time! 🥳

  • @mumpitz771
    @mumpitz771 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Man, I really hope you casted an interim substitute for immigration officer. Would be quite sad if this was the last immigration sketch for the next one and a half years.

    • @c0ronariu5
      @c0ronariu5 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Every country has their own separate Arms doppelgänger immigration officer. The fact that the Swedish one is on parental leave doesn’t affect the status of the others.

    • @mumpitz771
      @mumpitz771 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@c0ronariu5 Wait, are you telling me immigration officer isn't actually a special agent who was sent to track these two suspicious individuals who keep knocking on different countries' doors?

  • @ThePunkHobbit
    @ThePunkHobbit 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Living in Sweden as a student this all hit too hard. Especially the parental leave one.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:27 HAHAHA we all learnt a new verb today!

  • @DNA912
    @DNA912 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I (a swede) already knew beers was expensive here, but recently traveled through europe I really understood how expensive it was. the "may I have a bank loan" is so damn good

  • @divingdane3623
    @divingdane3623 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    🍰☕Can't believe you didn't get Fika in there though😯

  • @miamoberg827
    @miamoberg827 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yes! Sweden! You are so welcome. We will greet you in our very subtle way, you might not notice it.🇸🇪

  • @RhondaofTheVale
    @RhondaofTheVale 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Sam will be twitchy again ...
    Fun fact: ABC Australia reports that a particular Australian travel company's bookings for European summer holidays as of 9th June rank 1. Dublin 2. Manchester 3. Rome

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That's nice. I like Dublin, but... it's no Rome.

    • @gabsie7224
      @gabsie7224 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was in Rome last week, there is always a list of places to see next time. I also love Dublin, very much, but Rome is just quite unique.

  • @twostep1953
    @twostep1953 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "THE SUN" !! I'm already dyin' !!

  • @linnea_likelinearwithoutther
    @linnea_likelinearwithoutther 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    So you actually didn't pass because the officer left you for parental leave 😅 classic!

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah, they have to wait 480 days

    • @linnea_likelinearwithoutther
      @linnea_likelinearwithoutther 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's a hassle for other people, but my colleagues and I were just talking about at fika yesterday that we're so thankful for the generous parental leave 😅

  • @iarland9693
    @iarland9693 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That Minecraft joke was great.

  • @frstonez
    @frstonez 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Already got my tickets for Amsterdam, see you there

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oh I can't wait for that theatre!

  • @oscan01
    @oscan01 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a swede, this is both the best summarize of sweden ever and at the same insulting that i laughed to most of it... Keep doing what your doing, its amazing!

  • @kedaver263
    @kedaver263 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    I had a Swedish colleague who disappeared for two months, when we asked our boss he said 'paternity leave' . The men in my company were flummoxed. 🤔🧐

    • @howdthathappen5197
      @howdthathappen5197 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      But why were you flummoxed?

    • @kedaver263
      @kedaver263 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@howdthathappen5197they had never heard of paternity leave.

    • @pembrokeisland9954
      @pembrokeisland9954 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      Sweden: 480 days paid parental leave (240+240 split between parents, if single parent you get all 480)
      Norway: 413 days paid parental leave (280 for the parent who gives birth, 133 for the other)
      Denmark: 364 days paid parental leave (196 for the parent who gives birth, 168 for the other)
      Finland: 320 days paid parental leave (97+97 split between parents and remaining 126 split any way the parents decide) plus additional 60 days per each "extra" child if giving a multiple birth
      Iceland: 270 days paid parental leave (90+90 split between parents and remaining 90 split any way the parents decide)

    • @marcromain64
      @marcromain64 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pembrokeisland9954 Germany: 1,095 days parental leave for each parent. The downside is that although you keep your job, you are not entitled to continued salary payments and the parental allowance only amounts to 65% of the salary you previously received.

    • @trussme3210
      @trussme3210 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@pembrokeisland9954
      "Parent who gives birth" = Mother
      "The Other" = Father

  • @socpancake
    @socpancake 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    they go to norway, it’s five minutes past three and the immigration officer is already on his way home, tomorrow is a long weekend and he’ll be skiing, see you in september 😅

  • @RudolfStern3399
    @RudolfStern3399 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Since when does Sweden asks immigrants any questions 😂

  • @samikorpela
    @samikorpela 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This was great! I am so glad that you found your swedish fans and coming here!

  • @ElinAndreaSweden
    @ElinAndreaSweden 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Tickets booked!

  • @divingdane3623
    @divingdane3623 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bought 8 tickets for Copenhagen 😃. Thank you for giving us something wonderful to look forward to, at a miserable time of year.

    • @foilarmsandhog
      @foilarmsandhog  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can't wait, superb city

  • @lilliankeane5731
    @lilliankeane5731 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    😂😂😂”go to norway losers”😂

  • @nongorilla1
    @nongorilla1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’ve just bought two tickets for your show on 13th October in Vienna! Better start studying, our immigration officers are pretty tough!

  • @chefnedarque
    @chefnedarque 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ikea, you-kea, he/she/they- kea😅😂

  • @KamiRecca
    @KamiRecca 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nothing is more sexy than a well-kept 240. Proove me wrong

  • @theonlyenekoeneko
    @theonlyenekoeneko 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    YAY IT'S THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @JHallberg
    @JHallberg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Stockholm in september, might be a good destination for an autumn date with my wife :)

  • @DARWINZOO
    @DARWINZOO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    YES! 3AM in Boston! My Reason for Thursdays!!❤❤

    • @laurenconrad1799
      @laurenconrad1799 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      3am in New York for me. Sleep hasn’t been kind to me this summer, but on Thursdays, it’s worth it. 😂

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @laurenconrad1799 also NYT Thursday crossword is the other best reason for Thursday. So. Other days are just "whatever " all down from here.
      Sorry you can't sleep, do you have a 13 year old deaf senile rescue dog too?
      Edit I thought my joke hilarious but Nellie next to me did Not get it

    • @laurenconrad1799
      @laurenconrad1799 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DARWINZOOHaha. No deaf dogs for me. Just a writers workshop that I’m really excited about and an anxiety-induced text message conversation with a guy I met via online dating that didn’t work out. Lol

    • @laurenconrad1799
      @laurenconrad1799 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DARWINZOOAlso, while I’m not good at the crossword puzzle, since I share a NYTimes account with my family, it has become a funny competition of who woke up early enough to play Connections first. 😂 My mom and I have also been swapping scores on Letterbox and my sister who lives in Boston and I have been playing spelling bee together. Lol

    • @DARWINZOO
      @DARWINZOO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @laurenconrad1799 girl you are juggling some vastly different extremes! [Joke cause that's redundant]
      A sad fact. I worked at 40 wall and got off at the World Trade Center.
      Is it the first meeting of the workshop?

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The writing in this video has me wheezing and I need a resuscitation machine ASAP