Monster DNA
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- You really shouldn't go around mixing Monster DNA if you don't know what you're doing. Well... you shouldn't even if you DO know what you're doing.
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I feel like the "you humans" line implies that the rat is in control of the scientist's body, but with the processing power of the human's brain...
This was my thought too. Lol
That sounds right, either that or the scientist is just a monster who tried to make himself look like a human
What is this, Ratatouille?
Oh this is like the evil doctor in Wordgirl that becomes Twobrains because he accidentally fused with his evil pet rat
Thatsounds goofy as hell, but it also make perfect sense
okay this is crazy. my dream has come true. i thank you from the bottom of my heart that you played our game. a new update will have so many more features very soon. thank you mark!
I will also play now, super awesome game!!
Congratulations!
congrats
that's awesome!! it's such an interesting game, you did a great job on it!
@@dannychai1617 thank you and everybody else!
10:05 The way mark stopped the monster from getting out by violently rotating it made me choke on my cereal
same, I was eating cereal too and trying not to burst out laughing LMAO
“You quit that”
no way were all eating cereal
@@NerdsRuleTheWorld-sy1zq yes way
If only he did that in fnaf
imagine just being born and your creator yells "DAMN IT I MADE A NERD!" and immediately starts spinning you
That would be absolutely terrifying
Gods gives his fastest centrifuges to his nerdiest creations
probably what my parents did after i was born.
my mother did this
I’m losing it over Lixian beginning his explanation with “you shove the…”
"you spread the..." part made me choke on coffee. Good god Lixian
he's trying his best lmao
That's how it's done baby! Shovin' and spreadin'!
J-J-Jam it in!
Now see, men have cars, and women have garages. You've gotta park your car in the garage. Then you gotta back out. Then park the car. Then...
Mark unironically saving his own life by spinning a monster to death as soon as it started attacking
That dude at the beginning looks like Dr. Nafario on crack from Dispicable Me 😭
He dose!!!
Literally tho. I saw him and legit thought this was gonna be a Despicable Me game 😭
thats what am saying bro 😂
Wait, he wasn't on crack in the movie?
he's just having a bad, bad day
Was not expecting Dr Nefario to spawn in at the beginning
I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that lol
SO glad I wasn't the only one 😂
He’s just missing the scooter lol
U mean don toliver
That's the new job that he found
23:08 This guy's violent alright. Breaks right through both glass and metal bars to kill. A violent ghost.
That made laugh cause it caught me off guard
I find it funny that some of the monsters have slightly weird names like "moify" and "scally" and then there's just steven
And Adam
@@adamcookie26That's just slightly weird Alan
@@Cole_Is_A_Mole heh
@@adamcookie26*nom*
and Sam
Hello mr president
What the fuck does that mean?!
Calm down, just watch his recent birthday video @@BakedPotatoSoup.
@@BakedPotatoSoup.on his happy birthday episode it’s stated that Mark is now legally old to be elected president (I would vote for him).
Well, he can be the president. 😊
@@BakedPotatoSoup.because Mark is now old enough to run for president
10:33 Of course Markiplier would try to raise the toxic gas level after the glass has been broken.
Title: Monster DNA
Thumbnail: WARNING! DO NOT BREED!
Me: ...what!?
Im glad im not the only one
I didn’t even notice the thumbnail lmao
I know what a hella sus way to start the video lol.
Literally 1984 :(
"Hey, I wasn't watching Splice for the reasons you're thinking."
3:56 how could Lixian say this! That's inappropriate, my cat watches this channel, he's only 3!
NOOO POOR BABY MUST BE TRAUMATISED
Don’t worry, he’s probably older than that in human years.
@@bradleynorton1925 true true but cats are just lil babies ♡
@@bradleynorton1925think 3 in human years is the equivalent to like 21 or something
@@LiamMeme-xv4klso legal age?
4:04 excellent editing from lixian, something about that little yell and mark pushed him off screen was so funny. just great editing
Mark *puts the violence bar all the way up*
Also Mark: I didnt mean to make you that violent
I like how the rat scientist's human puppet is boggling his eyes at us, he's happy :)
right? he takes so much joy in his work! very cute.
i saw that too! I was like oh yay :]
I love finding the rat nerds when it comes up
12:15 I'm not gonna lie. I don't normally get startled by jumpscares, but this one got me.
RIGHT????
Me too
This whole game feels like it would work so well in VR
Mark's birthday video must have been hinting at his next big project:
*In Office with Markiplier*
mr president missions 👀
I would love that video, I feel like it could have so many hidden political jokes in it.
merging with markiplier
PLEASE
10:10 i lost it when it just went *spin. INTENSIFIED spin.*
well kids, when two monsters love each other very much...
erm
That's what we call monster love 😂
"human monster unicorn what's the difference" ahh
erm what the sigma
Still waiting for Lixian to explain what’s going on back there. He’s a father now, he should be an expert. He should be able to tell us exactly what’s going on.
We're his practice. XD
He's a father????
@@mikhailedwards8113 I know there's a video on Lixan's channel that talked about it. However, even on Mark's Channel some of the videos with the Mark vs. Lixian bits around 6 months back (maybe a bit longer) reference that.
0:08 “using an already existing name will lead to consequences” proceeds name himself “Mark”
3:49 Lixian blushing? That's something I didn't think I'd see
I mean he's a father so he knows XD 😅😂
He's so adorable :3
skying
@@ddthebreadslayer793 :3
How did he come back from the portal?😂
The sewn-rat-shoulder is weird but the way that scientist was licking his lips every third word got me 😭 😭
I like to think the rat is the one in control and the scientist is just a mutation
Yeah I felt very uncomfortable
He wasn’t licking his lips, his mouth didn’t open once, you must be watching a different video
@@MaveDustaine_Degameth The voice acting, bro?
@@キャミラI didnt notice any lipsmacking or whatever yall are hearing😂
Monster: Breaks through the glass with murderous intent.
Mark: “Spinning! That’s a good trick!”
An engineer, space explorer, Mister President, mega movie maker, master of gaming, and now even a DNA specialist??
Amazing. Just, astounding.
Dare I say... KING Mark? 👀
Well, he IS King of the Squirrels AND FNAF so...technically yes.
Reverse simp
don’t forget he can also make sharks fly
Soon he’ll be able to rival Barbie
Don't forget number one leedle.
"do not breed"
And there goes my weekend plans...
darn
Mark absolutely refusing to put up the glass and then wondering why he gets killed is wild to me
I think the glass got broken early on
1:08 the lip smacks are demolishing me
Remehmber *smack*
😂😂😂
Fight back bro
SAMEEE AAAAGGGHHH
I had to physically restrain myself from gagging (I have misophonia)
Mark is preparing Lixian for having "the talk" in a few years
"we are officially demonitized now on this video" - 3:52 this shows mark doesnt care about the potential money he couldve made, he willingly demonetized himself just because he wanted to. He didnt need Lixian to say that.
"Uuggghh! I made a NERD!! A GODDAMN NERD!"😂
Then proceeds to kill the nerd. My wife said "well, he's an asshole, he didn't do anything to Mark" 😂😂
Reminds me of the Rainier Wolfcastle film _Help! My Son is a Nerd._
I love how Mark doesn’t even really need to make an intro to these videos. We just head straight in
3:30 I love it when lixian and markiplier are both on screen
0:20 is... is that Dr. Nefario? Did someone - is this a fucking horror game about Dr. Nefario.
1:23 it 100% is. Look up a picture of Dr. Nefario, now look at those glasses on the table, now back to Nefario, glasses, Nefario, glasses, glasses, Nefario; they're the same picture.
i though the same thing oh my god
I think that was the funniest Lixian interaction so far.
Such a great team!
Also that L.A. Noire impression was top notch.
1:03 Dr Nefario started doing drugs, another good one we lost 😞 😢
25:10 Mark makes a nerd, and shortly thereafter kills him for being a nerd 😅🤓
2:46 “intergalactic terroristism” absolutely killed me. 💀
regardless, I shall add it to my vocabulary
I think the creator of the game is foreign
@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH yeah, by buttheading, i think headbutting... which was the monster with horns
The English language really seems to have changed between now and... whenever this game takes place. (6:04 After 5498, apparently.)
Me too. Friend of mine asked me to guess what new job she got today and i said tax evasion and offshore wire fraud. Good to know i got something else to guess now.
Although.......the nervous chuckle i got after the first two may signify she may not want to answer any further questions. Still gonna accuse her of Intergalactic Terrorism tho. Its what friends do.
*accidentally opens the bars for a split second before reclosing them so the monster cant attack him*
the monster: fuck physics, you technically fucked up and im GRABBIN!
I’m convinced the rat is the one talking
I love how relatable the dialogue was "Lets make on thing clear, umm..."
18:08 the way he said, "Uh stahp pleez? 💅✨
3:49 Lixian's explanation 🤣💀
The blush make it so....funny
If’s perfect lol
Wife and I have three kids can confirm this is how the delivery room worked
Did they also spin your family at 10% for the check up? I hated when that happened to me!
Can we get Lixian an award for video editing? I feel like a Streamy award isn't quite good enough, but I'm at a loss of what else there is for his field...
Mark please let me out of your basement, its been weeks. I'm starving, I seen a family of spiders today and I considered eating them. please let me out..
NO way dude! Just get back on your hamster wheel to keep powering the house!
Don't forget to move extra fast otherwise there won't be good water pressure in the shower
0:19 Ah! Dr. Nefario! So this is where you’ve been!
That’s what I’m saying!😂😂😂
I'm sure I don't speak for myself, but having you back on a more regular schedule of posting videos has been so great, Mark! Glad you're finally getting the time to make content again, best wishes my friend!!!
BOT guys they just say stuff off topic
brothers and sisters, stay focused ⚠️⚠️
Lixian blushing is honestly adorable
0:25 looks like the dude from Despicable Me, Gru's science dude haha
Had the same thought
Dr Nefario 😂
*Do you want to explode*
16:17 clam down he just pat you 💀💀💀
They normally clam up.
Now that’s some confident buttheading
Well, if you're going to butthead, butthead confidently.
@@tarrantwolf I should frame that
One must beavis with equal confidence.
25:10 - 25:46 Be sure to show your nerdy child you may or may not have in the future this! They'll stop being a nerd.
5:45 Holy shit that impression was on point
First "Papers, Please", then "That's Not My Neighbor", and now this. 😂
0:40 what happened to Dr Neffario
He removed his glasses
it's giving frog in a blender flashbacks 10:18
0:48 man doctor nefario really fell off.
23:07 Guess the bars didn't bar this time
24:00 Mark makes a martian from Mars Attacks without even realizing it. 😂
WARNING: DO NOT BREED
Millennials and Zoomers: "Way ahead of you."
12:27 why did the iron bars jumpscare me more than the monster? Lol
23:59 That just looks like Dr. Zomboss lol
Funniest part! 8:28 | “Danger shmanger, that’s what I always say.”
Mark, don't even lie, your butt heading with confidence
17:22 Wake up (wake up) put on a little make up.
Wrong lyrics
One Mark videos a day keeps a depression away
ong
So real !1!1 :)
Yep.
Facts
I wish it was that easy
3:16 you ready to BREED?? 😏😏
3:08 marks:opens glass door
Me:ma-mar-mar-mark-MARK-MARK! no-NO!!
12:20 I was looking at the sliders still being maxed and was NOT prepared...
8:00 i keep looking for Dark....
Did you see the glitch from the last video too?
I think mark might be up to something. Arg?
@@WeEvilDeMoNs yeah honestly when is he not 🤭
markiplier content 2-4 years ago: 💯💯😁😁😎😎
markiplier content now: 💯💯💀💀😁😁😎😎🗿💥💥🫠
Damn! Markimoo looks good in that shade of green! I’ve seen this game played by Manly, but I’d love to see Mark’s reaction to it.
finally someone who also calls him markimoo
@@daducklord3845 oh god I haven't done that in 7 years 😭
Im not the only one (tho i only do it occasionally)! @daducklord3845
President mark is already choosing which animal is allowed. What a nice guy
25:00 My glorious king market fire was trying to do a hollow purple on them lmao
3:49 Lixian blushing is my new favorite thing on Earth! So cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!!
aint he just and adorable lil guy :3
nice pfp
"Oh, it's sewn into your shoulder" lol.
2:18 I LOVE how his reaction makes it seem like he forgot he's playing a game and that he ACTUALLY just put himself in real life danger.... 😅😊😅
Gru looking character 0:47 LMAO
Fr drug addict Dr. Nefario
Ultra realistic Dr nefario
Too bad the voice actor doesn't fit him
@@bamers404 if only, russel brand.
5:56 mmmmm... close enough. WELCOME BACK RED SKULL!
@23:09 I jumped so freaking high off my sofa 😂😂 this game wasn’t to bad
24:20 bro made “erm actually ☝🤓“
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I got his AFK journey ad at 18:45 and was gracefully reminded of bathiplier
22:15 "I did this one, but I didn't know I did it"
That's Mark in a nutshell
The first monster rotating so fucking fast it literally explodes for no reason at all is hilarious
18:50
Phase
Twilight
Eyes of wisdom
Nine ropes
Polarized light
Crow and declaration
Between front and back
Hollow purple🫸🔴🔵🫷🤌🫴🟣
0:32 Bros like: 🐁👁️👁️
I’m glad our president is playing games for us!
0:13 Dr. Nefario lookin ass
Really hit the dumps after the 3rd movie.
Rat ass got a rat ass in your shoulder
Also
Hello Mr. President.
18:25 i hope that doesnt get taken out of context!
I was suggested here while listening to the song “Dupe - Mbappe” ❄️🇫🇷
0:19 it sounded like he said I hate you 😂😂😂
6:24 He kinda looks like Red Skull idk
I'm sure I don't speak for myself, but having you back on a more regular schedule of posting videos has been so great, Mark! Glad you're finally getting the time to make content again, best wishes my friend!!!
Mark just opening the window on all of them just to get a whiff of them is hilarious to me 😂
I stayed up for this xd (its 02:25 send help)
samee!
Hello netherlands from poland