For some really weird reason, whenever I fall asleep watching TH-cam I always wake up to this video. I have no clue why 69 likes….. that’s a funny number
His reaction after "Alright, just don't take me to France" only to immediately be greeted by croissants and the French flag made me laugh so much that I had to rewind just to see it again
@@maxdangernardozzi Depends if you're on mobile or not. Anyways, sometimes GD is 1(Classic), 2(2 Player Classic), 3(Platformer), or 6(2 Player Platformer) gameplay.
Wow. I was invested all the way. This non-game was epic. I didnt go to school today because i am sick and watching a 3 hour movie from sam just made my day
@@justanothergamer64 the name of that youtube link is: (How to withdraw/Swap Minereum BSC TO Ethereum How to Buy and Sell minereum BSC TO Ethereum) it's weird i know
Mise en abyme: French for "Placement In Abyss." In practice, it's when an image has a smaller image of itself in itself, & an even smaller image of itself inside of that...Gives the impression of being reduced into infinity. In literature, it's a microcosm of a related story inside of the larger story itself, like in a dream sequence...In the American Werewolf In London movie, the protagonist David sleeping made use of this by nesting a nightmare within a nightmare within a nightmare. You've probably noticed the running joke about how the narrator (named "Game") keeps getting called out for having a Russian accent. That's actually the voice of the game developer, Pascal Cammisotto, who is a native French speaker. During development, the cast/crew had a running joke about how his accent sounded Russian so he decided to run with it in the not-game too. He's also the one who makes his real-life appearance during Chapter 6 of the game. And yes, the KickStarter funding for developing this wasn't enough...He really did run out of money before completing this not-game...But he was determined to finish it anyway, so he modified the story line to take that into account too. That's why it's mentioned in a few different places through the course of the game...I mean, non-game. Chapter 4: The perfect way to work your finger to the bone, huh?... "Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen!" (Whack!) I wonder how many game players have wanted to do that to the real Navi without totally breaking the game? Also, you did too much digging in the dirt? Well, in a clicker game like that, what do you *always* do to solve a problem? Throw money at it, of course. It's always the solution the devs prefer most. In Chapter 5, I love Gigi's (Julie Shields) song. I love it so much that I sometimes load up the autosave for Chapter 5 & play through just for the sole purpose fo hearing it again. It's quite easy to take your time & listen to it, even though she only sings lyrics for the first two verses, always humming the melody after that...But she *always* sings the chorus (the clues) fully so there's no time limit to solve the puzzle. I've found that solving the memory card puzzle is easier by drawing a quick diagram of the cards & number them according to their positions. When you're stuck in the cellphone you can find that one phone number in the emails...But you already know a different phone number from earlier. Remember Miss Voodoo (555-2368)? Try calling that number too. You can see the second ending if you load up the "Epilog" save file from the menu, then when you're given the choice to play the game or erase the source coding, just hit the other button that you *didn't* hit before; No, you don't have to play through the whole non-game again to get there.
Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite TH-camrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. Also, BEAT IT!
Someone make a tier list of all of Sam’s many different facial expressions. And as a side event try and categorize each one as either genuine or forced… sounds kinda fun
Netflix: “Do you want to watch a 3 hour with 39 minute movie?” Me: “No.” Sambucha: “Do you want to watch a 3 hour with 39 minute video?” Me: “Of course!”
I'm watching this video literally from evening/afternoon until this hour, but that's a long journey tho and also feel happy to see the ending but well. Great Game Sam!
Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite TH-camrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. ❤
I really loved this game a while ago when i played it for the first time, and i really liked to see your entire gameplay! That bring me a lot of memories and i really enjoyed it! ♥️
I love the "Super Hot" game reference, and every other moments of the video! It was very fun to watch, and I would love to see more of your videos ^^ (also, BEAT IT)
1:11 me trying to convince my 4 yr old cousin my game isn’t a game because she won’t understand it and ask for her to play it: 3:39 YOU CANT DO THAT THAS ILLEGAL! THATS LIKE INCREDIBLY ILLEGAL
This was actually quite entertaining. This game-*ahem*-non-game was crazy! So many levels and layers. A very well-thought up game. This must have taken forever to code properly, so props to the devs! I am impressed.
Sam is the type of guy to post from 30 minutes long videos to 3 hours and 30 minutes
Don’t read my name
@@DontreadthedescriptonmychanlLuckily for you, I won’t! You are very welcome! I would like compensation for my assistance in the form of $5.
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok I won’t
Ok and?
shut up
30:26
“plant the water” - sambucha 2024
That was exactly what I was gonna say 😑
@Ralukkaai had a seizure trying to understand
i plant water too, wdym?
@@minori6-8you too!?
@@minori6-8 i, too, plater the want
am I going to watch Sam play a game that isn’t a game for three hours and thirty minutes, yes, yes I will.
beat it
Same
Me to
I’m on 2h rn
I’m on no hour
this is what im doing on my weekend lmao
For some really weird reason, whenever I fall asleep watching TH-cam I always wake up to this video. I have no clue why
69 likes….. that’s a funny number
Me too
I am also duck
That just happened to me
That literally happened to me last night what
wait you too?
You know it boutta be good when Sam posts a movie
Extended cut ahh movie
this is 3 and a half movies
Unfunny
-kavetion🤡
@@lishixin2673 who th is kavetion
@@lishixin2673unfunny your life
Was not expecting to get so invested in the storyline of a not-game
200th like
Same!
I found this non-game from EazySpeezy but same
241th like
Same
Sambucha: alright, just don’t take me to France
Black hole: takes Sambucha to France anyway
33:56
@@xytruxGDthanks
it's not a black hole, it's an interdimensional portal
@@mctogo001 oh
@@mctogo001uhm according to gigi its a colored black hole 🤓👆
10:01 “so I probably have to choose what country is superior-“
I freaking died on that line it was too perfect 😂
"Now invest into pot" is a sentence I did not expect to hear in this playthrough.
When
@@Therealistfroggo 1:51:54
I was using it for background noise and I nearly died when he said that
Bro- seriously.... Its normally more like "GAHH! DAMNIT!! I BOUGHT THE POT ON ACCIDENT!! GAAAAHH THERE GOES 200 COINS!" 😂😂
@@Cherrylime.-zy3vh what are you talking about
His reaction after "Alright, just don't take me to France" only to immediately be greeted by croissants and the French flag made me laugh so much that I had to rewind just to see it again
Famous quotes from Sambucha “for a game that is not a game” brings tears of laughter to my eyes every time 😂
Don’t read my name
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl bot
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl🤖
- this is very much a game
3:37:25 Sam: "After 5 and a half hours, I can finally play the game!"
*Game.EXE has stopped working*
"Hello!"
"I knew it!"
Only Sam can think that 40 mins is a long vid and then casually post a 3 hour one
Don’t read my name
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlyou're not funny
@@yok9296 hes a bot, report him
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok then I won’t
3:33:57 Sambucha: It’s amazing that there’s only one control, and that’s a click.
Geometry Dash: You have no idea.
Space bar
@@maxdangernardozzi Depends if you're on mobile or not. Anyways, sometimes GD is 1(Classic), 2(2 Player Classic), 3(Platformer), or 6(2 Player Platformer) gameplay.
did you just watch the entire video?
@@kondoesroblox69420 Yes, I did.
@@kondoesroblox69420would you not watch the entire thing?
Wow. I was invested all the way. This non-game was epic. I didnt go to school today because i am sick and watching a 3 hour movie from sam just made my day
SAME
SAME WHAT IM SICK TOO
My on says “ if I’m too sick for school, I’m too sick for my phone💀”
@@SloppyToonsI HATE WHEN MY PARENTS SAY THATTTT
@@caelanborrowman5245 I guess I should just sit and do nothing for 12 hours
This "Non" game was awesome it has everything i need
Drama, RPG, puzzles, all kind of game styles, music and an amazing long love story❤
Y'know Sam's comments on his long-form videos are far more positive and peaceful than his shorts
Don’t read my name
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlok I won’t, what ever your name is
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlk
𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓲𝓽
I like when Sam casually drinks water with the loud gulping sound.
✨the power of sound effects✨
The same one every time too
Ik I was looking for a comment that pointed this out
i think the water sound is disgusting
@@inky-pj7ox I know a guy irl who actually makes that sound whenever he drinks water.
you know its gonna be good when sam shows actual emotion. also BEAT IT
You
You BEAT IT
Does a reply count as a comment
@@MegaAEV ahhhhhh
Sambucha is that guy who would go on the world's scariest roller coaster and not scream
58:14 when Sam said “I’m over here baby look” I could not stop laughing 😂😂
Ayo!
1:38:15 Is absolutely no one going to talk about how he somehow managed to pass this part by randomly guessing instead of doing it the intentional way
@PamelaAnderson-dt6hs part 2 of that? 😑
@@Y999IX part 2 of hacking your device, more like.
@@justanothergamer64 sady i pressed the link so i hope i didn't get hacked 😅
@@Y999IX what is it?
I don't wanna click in case I get hacked
@@justanothergamer64 the name of that youtube link is: (How to withdraw/Swap Minereum BSC TO Ethereum How to Buy and Sell minereum BSC TO Ethereum) it's weird i know
Mise en abyme: French for "Placement In Abyss." In practice, it's when an image has a smaller image of itself in itself, & an even smaller image of itself inside of that...Gives the impression of being reduced into infinity. In literature, it's a microcosm of a related story inside of the larger story itself, like in a dream sequence...In the American Werewolf In London movie, the protagonist David sleeping made use of this by nesting a nightmare within a nightmare within a nightmare.
You've probably noticed the running joke about how the narrator (named "Game") keeps getting called out for having a Russian accent. That's actually the voice of the game developer, Pascal Cammisotto, who is a native French speaker. During development, the cast/crew had a running joke about how his accent sounded Russian so he decided to run with it in the not-game too. He's also the one who makes his real-life appearance during Chapter 6 of the game.
And yes, the KickStarter funding for developing this wasn't enough...He really did run out of money before completing this not-game...But he was determined to finish it anyway, so he modified the story line to take that into account too. That's why it's mentioned in a few different places through the course of the game...I mean, non-game.
Chapter 4: The perfect way to work your finger to the bone, huh?...
"Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen!" (Whack!) I wonder how many game players have wanted to do that to the real Navi without totally breaking the game?
Also, you did too much digging in the dirt? Well, in a clicker game like that, what do you *always* do to solve a problem? Throw money at it, of course. It's always the solution the devs prefer most.
In Chapter 5, I love Gigi's (Julie Shields) song. I love it so much that I sometimes load up the autosave for Chapter 5 & play through just for the sole purpose fo hearing it again. It's quite easy to take your time & listen to it, even though she only sings lyrics for the first two verses, always humming the melody after that...But she *always* sings the chorus (the clues) fully so there's no time limit to solve the puzzle. I've found that solving the memory card puzzle is easier by drawing a quick diagram of the cards & number them according to their positions.
When you're stuck in the cellphone you can find that one phone number in the emails...But you already know a different phone number from earlier. Remember Miss Voodoo (555-2368)? Try calling that number too.
You can see the second ending if you load up the "Epilog" save file from the menu, then when you're given the choice to play the game or erase the source coding, just hit the other button that you *didn't* hit before; No, you don't have to play through the whole non-game again to get there.
YOU SPENT YOUR TIME BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TIME TO LIKE THIS COMMENT RESPECT TO YOU BRO
How does this have so little likes?!
oh i thiught the russian joke was meant to be there 😭
I bet after his fingers were GONE.
I didnt read all of that💀
7:15 "No, you want a nut"🤔
"Dont we all" 💀
Sambucha WHAT
you know its gon be good when sam takes 3 hours to complete a game that doesn’t even exist.💀
Glitchy ball: no game!
Game: dammit!
THE END
sam’s audience: WE WANT MORE SAMBUCHA
Sam: Posts 3.5 hour video
sam’s audience: 🫥
Sam: *posts a 10 hour video*
Sam's audience: 🙂
@@JadeHakola Sam: *posts a 15 hour video*
Sam’s audience: 😃
“Just dont take me to France”
-Sambucha being teleported to France
Frenc💀🏳
If you think I’m gonna watch sambucha play a game that’s fake for 3 hours , you are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
Faxs
Given the rate of how the length of sam's videos are increasing, I think we can expect to see 24 hour long videos next year
lol
Sam in 2030: I JUST SPENT 1 WEEK IN VR!!
We bout to see him hit the world record in just 1 year and a few months
Did u know that TH-cam has a limit of 12 hrs a video
@@SomeGuyMC-YTlook up 100 hour video on youtube
I just finished watching this whole thing, normally long videos are boring but I was here the whole way. Great video Sam!
Yeah, i finished it rn... Even if i played this before its interesting
And i finished
2 TIMES
This video is absolutely amazing, I’ve seen so many play throughs of this game m, but never one as good as this, keep up the good work! Also BEAT IT
8:35 “I’m drowning! AaAaAaAaAa🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️aaAA@@@!!!1!” -Game
"Translate to English"
I like how when you punch Wilhelm, he uses the Wilhelm scream. Fun little detail.
Mum: one more video and then bed ok
Me:
Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite TH-camrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. Also, BEAT IT!
JUST BEAT IT
BEAAT IT BEAT IT BEAAT IT BEAT IT
1:54:13
2:20:42 he knows 🗿
2:37:05 new song ITS OUT NOW 💃🏻🕺
1:38:31 bro rly just guessed the code. 😭
IKR bro got lucky
I did not expect the whole video to just feel like a 3hr and 30m long movie. Truly amazing!
Fr
33:57 just dont bring me to France, the second after... Is in France 🤣
Someone make a tier list of all of Sam’s many different facial expressions. And as a side event try and categorize each one as either genuine or forced… sounds kinda fun
Sam:please don’t take me to France
Non-game:*takes him to France*
Bienvenue en France mon ami ! 🇫🇷
Sam is the type of guy to call a cane a “crane”
3:38:17
Netflix: “Do you want to watch a 3 hour with 39 minute movie?”
Me: “No.”
Sambucha: “Do you want to watch a 3 hour with 39 minute video?”
Me: “Of course!”
Sam is the type of guy to add an annoying gulp sound every time he takes a drink
Yes
Philza Minecraft-
I thought he has a Editor
So true
Voice: grow the tree. Sam: * proceeds to try to crush the sapling with a heavy box *
“Just don’t take me to france.”
*(goes to France)*
“😟”
😟🙂↔️
🙂↔️🙂↕️🙂↔️🙂↕️🫨🫨🔪💀🪦
0:16 There is no game!
3:29 That sound affect was not necessary💀💀💀
lol fr
Neither was the jokes around 7:15
@@TomatoForOne Fr💀
Thanks!
Most games: 1-2 hours
There's no game: 5+ hours
idk what types of games are 1-2 hours but ok
@@pengxu9244Minecraft if you make a house, Palworld, and many other but I don’t have all day to list them all
1-2 hours is a fucking speedrun
most games 1-2 days*
*elden ring has joined the chat*
I'm watching this video literally from evening/afternoon until this hour, but that's a long journey tho and also feel happy to see the ending but well. Great Game Sam!
i can finally sleep knowing i finished the video...
Sambucha, thank you for bringing this masterpiece of a video for me. That was a roller coaster of emotions that I was not expecting. None of my favorite TH-camrs have ever played this game all the way through and you’re the only one who could’ve made it entertaining this much. ❤
s
sa
sam
samb
sambu
Sam is the type of guy to add sound effects when he drinks
now when he says nut
34:42 😂sambuchas dancing is so funny
If sam thinks I am going to watch the video all the way until 1:54:13 without a break, then he is correct.
"BEAT IT"
Am I gonna watch Sam play nothing for three and a half hours when I’m supposed to be attending a wedding?
*yes, yes I am*
watching a youtuber instead of going to a wedding is CRAZY
nahhh you better go to that wedding 😭
@@eeveefever13 Sams too important 😬
@@monkeyconta I didn’t like them anyway they looked a little like the suicide grunts from halo
@@st_ph_nnnnohh nah the disrespect you put is insane 💀
1:38:19
BRO THE PUZZLE IS EXTREMELY HARD AND IT WOULD TAKE 10 MINUTES OR SO TO SOLVE YET SAM LITTREALLY JUST GUESSED IT
Suddenly, i have nothing to do for 3 hours, 39 minutes & 2 seconds..
its actually 3 hours, 39 mins, and 1 second
@ lol
Sam casually spent almost 4 hours playing no game, thats dedication
Exactly
Don’t read my name
I love this game! I’ve played through it 5 times, and every time I forget everything so it’s awesome every time!
Same
sam is the type of guy to remember a code on the impossible quiz
I did not expect that cuss word in the video
Sam is the type of guy to play a game that doesn’t exists and still rage quits
Unfunny and stop spamming comments just for likes
@@AK_638 stop reading the comments and stop sharing your opinion an TH-cam comments
@@AK_638stop watching TH-cam
@@newcastlesk7665it’s an opinion for a reason
@@SyurveI’m good thanks
You know it’s a good day when Sam makes a 3 hour 39 minutes and 2 second video
Don’t read my name
SHUT
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanl
at 8:46 when it said "im...im not dead" the sun actually like became brighter
You do realise every country has a different time right?
@@Lil_Berri so?
Whenever he stops moving I almost end up breaking my ipad thinking it was bad internet
I really loved this game a while ago when i played it for the first time, and i really liked to see your entire gameplay! That bring me a lot of memories and i really enjoyed it! ♥️
Sam is the type of guy to not just do a livestream
Ikr
Your just bored😂
Livestreams are just boring
@@Grimstroyeryou think you’re the king
@@M_21654 I'm death, something that will happen to all of us someday
I cant believe sam actually played this game...
And 'Beat it'
Bro knows
THE NONE GAME!
1:54:14 BEAT IT
BEAT IT
I didn't expect this video at all but I watched it till the end and I gotta say I LOVE IT!!
This reminds me of an old artist who sang “BEAT IT”! I love this video so much, I watch it when im bored.
I’ve waited for so long for him to play this game 😌
what game???? Did you even watch the video??? He literally didnt play anything.
Don’t read my name
@@Dontreadthedescriptonmychanlbot
Ok
@RomanisRandomNo kids falling for that💀
1:56:26 Nah we don't got Super Hot we got Super Cold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the "Super Hot" game reference, and every other moments of the video! It was very fun to watch, and I would love to see more of your videos ^^ (also, BEAT IT)
Yes!!! I was just waiting for someone to say that, I loved it!
when Sam postes a 3 hour video you know its gonna be a great video lol
if you think i'm gonna watch this whole thing you're absolutely right
You didnt watch this you fell asleep and it auto played
Sam is the type of guy
to say the most out of place things and keep a straight face
Am i watching a movie today at 11 AM , yes, am I up at 5 AM watching this man? also yes
I like how when Sam is saying that he needs to listen the “game” he is literally talking over what it is saying 😂😂😂
Love the water drinking sound effects😂
I loved watching this 'not a' game, really enjoyed you playing it! Very good content and an amazing game
Sam is the type of guy that doesn't smile, but in his video we get many genuine smiles and that green shirt really shows how big his arms are.
fr like im melting in here 🥰
Sadly sam is also the type of guy to say to "listen to that guy more" and then 2 minutes after ignore 2 blatant hints on what to do
You know it gets real when Sam posts a 3+ hr vid
37:37 I can confirm Sambucha did not add that sound effect.
i really just sat and watched sambuch for 3.5 hours
Sam is the type of guy to spend tens of minutes on a section in order to BEAT IT
Anyone remember when dantdm played this
Nostalgas kicking in
👍
if you think im going to sit down and watch sam play not a game for 3 and a half hours, you’re right
Sam is the type of guy to drink water louder than he talks.
1:38:21 Sam holy shart that luck man
Sam is the type of guy to have no sheets on his bed.
1:11 me trying to convince my 4 yr old cousin my game isn’t a game because she won’t understand it and ask for her to play it: 3:39 YOU CANT DO THAT THAS ILLEGAL! THATS LIKE INCREDIBLY ILLEGAL
Sam is the type of guy to ask us to comment “BEAT IT” if we see the egg at exactly 1:54:11
That confused me??
You just spoiled it for everyone else
Sam is the type of guy to say he’s not a gaming channel because he’s playing a game called this is not a game
sam is the type of guy to think a bottle opener is a key 😂
This was actually quite entertaining. This game-*ahem*-non-game was crazy! So many levels and layers. A very well-thought up game. This must have taken forever to code properly, so props to the devs! I am impressed.
Sam is type of guy who says "is that how u spell it in Russian" when on the screen is "NO GAME HERE"