Even if it’s 5 to 7 times stronger in the mushroom kingdom Mario still can jump well over 9 feet and long jump as far as 43 feet. Imagine what he could do on our earth...
If Birdo would face off real life problems, they would be: - her sense of existence - language issues - being a sensation of being odd (people might call her an alien) - egg effectiveness (they would as fragile as reptiles' eggs, so they won't do much damage)
0:56 I've actually Punched through one once. But to be fair i was angry it was an Accident and it was like over 50 Years old and Allready Wobbly and Crumbling xD
@@TheGamerVideos I like how you have over a Million Subs but you always answer me within a few minutes. Is it because you have too much time or is it because it is me, Dio? Anyway I like that you take your time for your Subs/Commentators ;)
it's a good question, kind of a backhanded compliment but we'll take it the same! So here's your answer - it's both Yes we have almost 1.5 mil subs, and each one means a lot of us. So we make every available effort to make sure we're connecting with our audience as soon as we publish a new video. Truth is, nothing happens wihtout you guys, and we want to make sure we're producing content you actually want to watch Hope that answers! and thanks again for your compliment ;)
Mario randomly bumps his head and gets constant headaches because he wants to get bigger....... he thinks it’ll give him an extra life if he finds a mushroom. It’s not like a mushroom will help! 😂
11:00 i also guarantee you that would not be a problem. He's a lizard. He would just eat bugs, flowers, natural fruits and so on in a rainforest. He can take care of himself despite only being 2 years old as seen in yoshis island.......
Koopa "I don't want to fight you." Mario "Ok. Want me to pet you?" Koopa "Ok!" Mario (shrinks) "Aw, Come on!" Also, I wouldn't punch a brick just for a Mushroom that would make me slightly larger.
Was Alaska mentioned about the Winter/Ice Worlds in the Super Mario Franchise during this video? If so, I think this person meant Cicely, Alaska/Roslyn, Washington. Because Mario/Luigi both look like Rob Morrow that played Dr. Joel Fleishman. Those buzzy beetles in 2D Side-Scrolling Mario games look and sound like Ruth-Anne (the store clerk cashier) in Cicely, Alaska/Roslyn, Washington.
Mario:Kills gombas and breaks bricks and breaks laws Me:Mario,I think it's better to not save Peach because you will waste lots if money just so she could be Kidnapped again
Mario could only collect so many gold coins before they would severely weigh him down. Considering he sometimes collects several hundred in a single level, this would be a huge problem.
Outer space may be super far to travel to, but with no oxygen, it'd be a one way trip for the plumber... which raises the question, why does Paper Mario need a space helmet, but 3D Mario doesn't?
Mario is just a show that Nintendo makes that you can control. The cast (bowser, Luigi, Mario, peach etc.) are all friends in real life. Nintendo just films them as they make their way through the world, but you can actually control the movie.
Mario in real life would be the most athletic, pudgy man who has multiple talents including business, medicine, baking, architecture ect... Mario is also a tough guy with a lot of strength who probably eats like a strongman to keep his energy up for his adventures. The man is a doctor so he’s probably correct on how he treats himself with his dietary habits and such. He also has a hell of a mustache
Another problem if mario was in real life is that he would probably be the cause of the extinction of many animals because he stomps on them 30 to 50 times evrey day
Wait a minute, my mom got arthritis from playing too much Mario. What Mario does would get him arthritis in real life. Mario gave my mom arthritis! You need to cover this theory for your next upload!
How many of you want to see real life problems from other of your favorite characters?
Steven Universe
Yes steven universe, my childhood.
PAC MAN
solid idea!
great idea!
Losing peach once after all the times saving her, would cause A LOT OF emotional damage
I guess Mario just hides the pain of losing his girlfriend and continues the mission to get her back
@Phạm Thị Mỹ Hương PointCreative either, most likely break up
WELL THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
@@mariusgamer6199 yes...
Also flattened, imagine being flattened he would be destroyed, not flattened like a peper!
3:30,How does Mario even breath in space?
like if you have that feeling too.
TheGamer: Mario shouldn’t shoot fireballs at Cheep Cheeps
Me: Fire won’t work in water
Ya
True
True
Totally but ok
Very True
I said in super mario 64 he sleeps because he's always tired and it's not good
it's not, he'd need some serious nap time in real life
Mario is taken in to have a sleep study in his old age. Nintendo releases Grandpa Mario the following month
TheGamer: Mario wouldn’t have many friends other than Luigi peach and daisy
Yoshi: am I a joke to you?
Bruh, Yoshi is a DINOSAUR.
Logic and explanation which happened immediately after: Am I A Joke to you?
Bruh
@@akitosvalentine it's a dragon
Yoshi is a dinosaur called Yoshisaur.
He said everyone would want to avoid him due to him talking to mushrooms, Dinosaurs, etc. Etc.
TheGamer: Mario and Luigi are friends
Me triggered: *they’re brothers*
Brothers can be friends
They're both
No father and son .
Im suprised he does not have nightmare about a literal turtle throwing fire at you
lol you're right we should include that one on another vid!
@@TheGamerVideos i think a mental problem that would be in real life for him would be peach passing away
like dying
Poor guy whenever he plays Mario maker enemy spam levels he probably has nightmares for dayss
Don't listen to that ! The gravity in mario's world is about 5 to 7 times stronger than on earth. Two, mario's abilities are way ridiculous.
Even if it’s 5 to 7 times stronger in the mushroom kingdom Mario still can jump well over 9 feet and long jump as far as 43 feet. Imagine what he could do on our earth...
He can fall from 60 feet and just hurt and his legs don't break
SM64
@@ariscool7028 every other Mario game before and after
Hes immortal hes a god.
@Raja Mohamed Ahmed yeah even if he lost all his lives he would still respawn just kn the beginning of the level instead of the checkpoint
Video game physics.
Imagine walking around a city in a yellow cat suit.
You’d get some pretty confused looks in your area.
For some reason you made me think of furries, hehehaha!
@@TomyDayos same
If Birdo would face off real life problems, they would be:
- her sense of existence
- language issues
- being a sensation of being odd (people might call her an alien)
- egg effectiveness (they would as fragile as reptiles' eggs, so they won't do much damage)
great insight!
Gender issues
Theory- Mario has brass knuckles, and that’s why he can destroy hard blocks.
What about falling six feet just to shake
sO tHaTs WhY hE hAs GlOvEs
Luigi is not a friend,
He’s his brother
yup that's certainly true!
The OLDER brother
@@MeleeMaster_GCN Actually younger
Wait rly? I remember Luigi was the older brother.
@@MeleeMaster_GCN Yeah He's younger
And how that he grow a tail by just touching a frickin' leaf
He can literally turn into stone or gold on command just touching a costume or a bell lmao
That's from Japanese folklore where someone can go from man to racoon/ tanooki by touching a leaf.
Mario’s full name is literally Mario Mario.
So what is his middle name
TDM family Mario
I'm not sure of Mario Mario but I do know that it might be Mario Luigi
Yeah captain Obvious. I'm only 12 and I've known that for 5 years
no it's mario jumpman mario
0:56 I've actually Punched through one once. But to be fair i was angry it was an Accident and it was like over 50 Years old and Allready Wobbly and Crumbling xD
lol you know, we certainly appreciate your honesty!
@@TheGamerVideos I like how you have over a Million Subs but you always answer me within a few minutes. Is it because you have too much time or is it because it is me, Dio? Anyway I like that you take your time for your Subs/Commentators ;)
it's a good question, kind of a backhanded compliment but we'll take it the same!
So here's your answer - it's both
Yes we have almost 1.5 mil subs, and each one means a lot of us. So we make every available effort to make sure we're connecting with our audience as soon as we publish a new video. Truth is, nothing happens wihtout you guys, and we want to make sure we're producing content you actually want to watch
Hope that answers! and thanks again for your compliment ;)
OW! Mario would do the same.
I have never seen that plumber sweat!!! Even after falling in LAAAAAAVVVVAAAAAA FRIKIN LAVAAAAA
great point!:)
“Yoshi doesn’t exist”
2 minutes later “oh the vet bill he would have to pay for yoshi”
Mario would get taken away by the government
lol you mean like in the new sonic movie?
@@TheGamerVideos Yup. Something like that.
Yup we sending mario to area 51
American yes, but Japan would sing a different tune.
@@drswag0076 Japan would sing a very different tune
Child Abuse
You Forgot Child Abuse
The Koopalings are bowsers CHILDREN even if they are Adults What about Bowser Jr. Mario is a demon
NO HE ISN'T
Then the same goes for Luigi
@@FulllNameUnknown no.its the powerups
@@FulllNameUnknown watch super mario yheories disconfirmed bg this scame channel
@@FulllNameUnknown DUDE GO TO MARIO THEORIES PROVED FALSE
Mario May suffer damage but he can comeback to life do to his lives
yeah that is a pretty good point! :)
9:37 I used to watch that show nearly everyday
Teacher: "Mario, what do you want to do when you grow up?"
Mario: "*YES*"
Mario if in the real world would be a huge celebrity. after all, he is a well known mascot in the game industry.
The Biggest problem he would face....
Mario: *IS AN ANIMAL ABUSER*
PETA: IM ABOUT TO END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER
😂
thats why i frikin clicked the video cuz it had a turtle guy holding up a sign with the peta logo on it
He fought a palm shaped rock with an eye and he dosent mind
lol i think he would in real life!
Our king has uploaded again
TIME TO LIKE
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Yeeee
YES
In the thumbnail, mario has one blue eye and one red eye, as well as a black eye. I don’t know if this is normal or not but if it isn’t... then what?
The red one's just beat up
This is one of my favourite videos to watch now.
😂😂😂😂 This video had me in stitches!
8:38 You forget the hypothesis that Luigi is Cappy
Great video love the video it was so good and interesting
Yoshi watching this video right now: I’m about to whip somebody’s ass
if mario had real life logic, peach would've married him by now
Ayy, the gamer back at it with MARIOOO tbh i think youre more of a legend than Mario himself :)
Why thank you! means a lot to us! :)
he lives in the weird video game universe where this stuff can happen 😂
When Mario sees his actor in the movie Mario bros
Mario randomly bumps his head and gets constant headaches because he wants to get bigger....... he thinks it’ll give him an extra life if he finds a mushroom.
It’s not like a mushroom will help! 😂
technically, wario and waluigi aren't really his enemies, just friendly rivals
Bowser: TheGamer, thx for giving me some back up here.
Wow a video i have been looking for
Cool video don't forget the giveaway idea
11:00 i also guarantee you that would not be a problem. He's a lizard. He would just eat bugs, flowers, natural fruits and so on in a rainforest. He can take care of himself despite only being 2 years old as seen in yoshis island.......
Koopa "I don't want to fight you."
Mario "Ok. Want me to pet you?"
Koopa "Ok!"
Mario (shrinks) "Aw, Come on!"
Also, I wouldn't punch a brick just for a Mushroom that would make me slightly larger.
Was Alaska mentioned about the Winter/Ice Worlds in the Super Mario Franchise during this video? If so, I think this person meant Cicely, Alaska/Roslyn, Washington. Because Mario/Luigi both look like Rob Morrow that played Dr. Joel Fleishman. Those buzzy beetles in 2D Side-Scrolling Mario games look and sound like Ruth-Anne (the store clerk cashier) in Cicely, Alaska/Roslyn, Washington.
The problem is Mario backwards is talking to a goat
Bladevolution 21 ?
Thx for all the likes
Oi Ram
Omg I got pinned thanks everyone
maR iO
Mario:Kills gombas and breaks bricks and breaks laws
Me:Mario,I think it's better to not save Peach because you will waste lots if money just so she could be Kidnapped again
5:41 The way they zoomed in made it a little funny
And You know other Mario characters do that too 4:22
Love this video!
Mario could only collect so many gold coins before they would severely weigh him down. Considering he sometimes collects several hundred in a single level, this would be a huge problem.
mario:I'm super stong. real mario:goes to medic 9999999999 times
Realistic Mario needs to be a series
No 1-Up Saving This Plumber
I would love to see Mario in real life
LUIGI ISN'T HIS FRIEND THEY'RE BROTHERS
Brothers can't be friends?
They can, but the main detail is that they're brothers
I love the back to back Mario content
Doctor Mario isn't in the canon Mario universe...
That's ok
Okay
1: Luigi has daisy. 2: Luigi has a Luigi oddyssey game. 3: Luigi is second player! Luigi has a nice life ya know
Mario doesn't have to worry about legal charges. I'm pretty sure Princess Peach gives him pardons off-screen for "Heroic services to the kingdom".
This is how many bones Mario broken
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6:24 when does this scene happen
8:49 That’s from Newer Super Mario Bros. Wii. A game hack.
He is also tired that's not go in super mario 64 leave him for a while and he sleeps!!!
lol good point! :)
Mario isn't punching, he's jumping underneath them
If Mario was in Real life the brick block can’t fly... 😧
I love how Mario can jump off a building and not die lmao
Them: He wouldn’t have friends like Yoshi!
Also them: in the real world he would be BROKE since he spends so much money on Yoshi
Outer space may be super far to travel to, but with no oxygen, it'd be a one way trip for the plumber... which raises the question, why does Paper Mario need a space helmet, but 3D Mario doesn't?
4:39 mario commiting small arsons each 0.25 seconds
5:44 I like how he said stop drop and roll
Mario can just pay a lot of coins to get through the levels
He doesn’t really use his hands. He just smashes his head and jumps on goombas
He would be the type to accept some special mushrooms from strangers and think they're power ups 😅😂
0:00 *leg breaking*
0:19 *intens failure in boxing/depression or even broken skull*
0:45 *skull broken*
0:48 *skull broken*
0:58 *skull broken*
1:02 *intens failure in boxing/depression or even broken skull*
1:07 *borken skull*
2:34 *sherreded to monocules*
3:03 *broken skull*
3:33 *broken leg*
3:59 *broken hand*
4:37 *U CNAT BRETH ITILLIAN BOI*
4:58 *broken leg*
5:11 *bullet shot*
5:15 *broken leg*
to be conutineid
Mario is just a show that Nintendo makes that you can control. The cast (bowser, Luigi, Mario, peach etc.) are all friends in real life. Nintendo just films them as they make their way through the world, but you can actually control the movie.
I always thought Luigi was Mario brother
Just brung logic to the game and took away my imagination
Nobody ever asks “what if Luigi is happy?”
A few minutes ago I watch the video of someone
Finishing the whole of new Super Mario Bros Wii
Luigi isn’t Mario’s friend, he is his brother. They are literally called the Mario Brothers, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.
Mario in real life would be the most athletic, pudgy man who has multiple talents including business, medicine, baking, architecture ect...
Mario is also a tough guy with a lot of strength who probably eats like a strongman to keep his energy up for his adventures. The man is a doctor so he’s probably correct on how he treats himself with his dietary habits and such.
He also has a hell of a mustache
H-hang on... Did he just call Luigi Mario's "friend"?
Brothers can be friends. At one point he says brothers and friends in the same sentence
You forgot another job Mario has... BUILDING
SUPER MARIO MAKER
1:52 Mario’s already too selfish to be a “hero” in the first place.
Now we are going to talk about is how Mario committed tax fraud
no. kirby was the one who commited tax fraud. not mario
5:31 wait wrong version of mario 64 the ones i seen when he hits lava he takes 2 dmg not 3
Another problem if mario was in real life is that he would probably be the cause of the extinction of many animals because he stomps on them 30 to 50 times evrey day
10:16 you see me wiggling my thumbs...
How about how Mario is constantly smashing his head against blocks? That's gonna cause some skull damage and major head trauma.
5:46 i did not realise i had one then
What about Mario being underwater for a long period of time?
Bro it’s a game about an evil turtle and evil octopus and you’re worried about real world logic
I want to see Mario survive in the real world.
Wait a minute, my mom got arthritis from playing too much Mario. What Mario does would get him arthritis in real life. Mario gave my mom arthritis! You need to cover this theory for your next upload!
If mario even got close to lava, him skin would literally melt.
If Mario was in the matrix i’ve seen Mario punch through a brick wall
2:24 I guarantee you if yoshi was real it would not be a problem
Luigi is basically floating around with a red balloon in Odyssey. Is he even actually in the game?