Debra DiGiovanni - How To Not Get Murdered

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    Debra DiGiovanni stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 2015.
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  • @mr.beendoinit3223
    @mr.beendoinit3223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    I love the she's laughing throughout the entire set! She has great energy and good delivery!!

  • @softlightlaboratory
    @softlightlaboratory 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    She puts a smile on my face lol

  • @nalanl
    @nalanl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "you're being chased by zombies and no one has diarrhea?" 🤣🤣🤣☠️

  • @jasminejazz4247
    @jasminejazz4247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    She is HILARIOUS!!! She goes from one laugh to another and it makes me seriously pay attention to every word she says so I can be prepared to laugh! Wonderful set, Debra! WONDERFUL!!!

  • @TheMichaelAdlerCarey
    @TheMichaelAdlerCarey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Debra DiGiovanni is a truly SPECTACULAR comedian!! I have been a HUGE fan of hers for many years. I'd love to see her career expand even farther in the States.

  • @djonskimu1148
    @djonskimu1148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "Feminist in the streets, oppressed in the sheets", what an ender.. Apart from that, her dynamic delivery was the only thing that really stuck out to me

    • @jenniferlawrence9473
      @jenniferlawrence9473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wasn't really dynamic, but manic. Sorry, those sound effects and nervous laughter were cringy. It would be a lot funnier without that.

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I want to be her friend. 😂

    • @parlayphresh3062
      @parlayphresh3062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @neon what does it matter?

    • @claudiaf.8190
      @claudiaf.8190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We all do. 😀

    • @Ariel-ck9he
      @Ariel-ck9he 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m lucky to have her as a close friend. She’s fucking amazing.

    • @deloresjackson8105
      @deloresjackson8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @neon lies they're the most fun

    • @annnewton2878
      @annnewton2878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      neon - Fat girl here. What are you talking about? I would’ve never got to be fat if I couldn’t get my food down. If I ever did choke I would have a giant size sweet tea or Dr Pepper to wash it down with!

  • @maricarpisawis2876
    @maricarpisawis2876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can relate to her to a whole new level lol

  • @MrSknottykid
    @MrSknottykid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You make my heart happy!

  • @robertworstell463
    @robertworstell463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm always on the verge of death there's nothing but cornfields here

  • @Koudey
    @Koudey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Female John Pinette. Debra’s delivery and crowd attraction is spot-on. Well done, sheila. Well done.

  • @ChicaGorilla312
    @ChicaGorilla312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love her 😂😂

  • @jimher8810
    @jimher8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Shes funny

  • @swagzilla3000
    @swagzilla3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great energy, hilarious

  • @tylerjameson6769
    @tylerjameson6769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love her 😂😂😂

  • @angelwild9145
    @angelwild9145 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wow she’s fab! I’m glad to have watched this today; she is very entertaining and funny!👍🏻😂🌹🎉

  • @kiarabrown2641
    @kiarabrown2641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Her energy gives me life

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Christmas for me is school supply season!

  • @veronicawright3315
    @veronicawright3315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Debra G. she's great. She talks a hundred miles a minute. But it works for her.!!!!😁😁😁

  • @abicarrasquel6727
    @abicarrasquel6727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She made me piss myself 😂😂

  • @ZEREEUSLY
    @ZEREEUSLY 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    She's so intelligent, I'm just becoming the biggest fan!

  • @youtubeluver2561
    @youtubeluver2561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’d get along so well w/ her! HATED HS, LOVE school supplies, plus she’s funny 😄

  • @brandongorham2954
    @brandongorham2954 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE DEBRA

  • @DeathThaKidd
    @DeathThaKidd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love her

  • @darrenwells3642
    @darrenwells3642 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you Debra!

  • @lininomartino
    @lininomartino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Add to list of how not to get murdered: for women, always wear shoes you can run in. No lie. It just means lower heel, things like that. You don't have to give up looking good. Safe is better, by far.

  • @whhe11
    @whhe11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    She sounds like female Robin William's...

  • @AngelaPaulina1989
    @AngelaPaulina1989 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I must see u live. You’re such a gem 💎

  • @technoshaman001
    @technoshaman001 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Severely underrated

  • @maddym3839
    @maddym3839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m a fucking fan, this mad woman is incredible. I adore her.

  • @juliannaakuamoah5938
    @juliannaakuamoah5938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She's incredible.

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Paranormal being: *run*
    Me and DiGiovanni: *sits on floor* Nah.

  • @msab657
    @msab657 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Please come to Atlantic City!

  • @ncorp2668
    @ncorp2668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Her delivery is great and she's funny, but her transitions to different topics are weird, and not in a ironic way.

    • @mr.motivation3797
      @mr.motivation3797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think you're one of those asses that use ironic wrong. 😃

    • @jenniferlawrence9473
      @jenniferlawrence9473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mr.motivation3797 That's not very motivational.

    • @mr.motivation3797
      @mr.motivation3797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jenniferlawrence9473 Well not everyone can be helped 😃

  • @domini_cky_5424
    @domini_cky_5424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    U talk so fast but i relate, everything before paperclips

  • @yahdig.solidleonhard6674
    @yahdig.solidleonhard6674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Us dodgeball winners aren't murderers, we work for you now !!

  • @OddWorldKing
    @OddWorldKing 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That earthquake joke deserves more laughs

  • @yoshiwells5870
    @yoshiwells5870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She's a trip lol

  • @esmeraldajasmine8981
    @esmeraldajasmine8981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂

  • @naftawhispers9610
    @naftawhispers9610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I see a young Joan Rivers.

  • @coolvet27
    @coolvet27 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey debra come to iowa

  • @walksoflivestv
    @walksoflivestv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She's really funny😂🤣

  • @JorgeMartinez-iq2tc
    @JorgeMartinez-iq2tc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She's Dope

  • @bryangee1619
    @bryangee1619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only reason I liked high school was cuz I was fucked up or high all the time lmaooo

  • @andych56
    @andych56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is it just me or does she look like John Candy (RIP) in drag? She's brilliant, I could listen to her all day.

  • @AkSamurai69
    @AkSamurai69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The second comedienne I've ever found funny. That was great

  • @desfog2566
    @desfog2566 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha Oh shit!

  • @thanosmisanthropy9374
    @thanosmisanthropy9374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I agree high school was absolute shit.

  • @whooodat3723
    @whooodat3723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She's hilarious...she looks a little like john candy in the face tho👀😂😂

  • @kali4967
    @kali4967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    she's good

  • @GHarold
    @GHarold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    its cardio...........coffee?????????

  • @ChrsGotFourEyes
    @ChrsGotFourEyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    She reminds me of my homie's aunt Lucy.

  • @quincee3376
    @quincee3376 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ya no water. Just the Pacific Ocean.

  • @lindsayalisonstevens3592
    @lindsayalisonstevens3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Murdering someone for eating jello noisily - that’s some real Ted Bundy shit right there 😂😂😂

  • @grundelgrump
    @grundelgrump 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If Melissa McCarthy had a kid with Pete Holmes it would grow up to be Debra DiGiovanni.

    • @mr.motivation3797
      @mr.motivation3797 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea......no. Melissa mcbleh is not funny. Then again i dont expect you to critique things from a stance of experience or knowledge. Just what you think. Which has somehow surpassed reality in this age.

  • @C_mao
    @C_mao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Um, i really liked dodge-ball in elementary school and was very good at it, ..so, she's kinda right

  • @trer8
    @trer8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So fast, and broken rhythm in the delivery, great.

  • @voncoconut5293
    @voncoconut5293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Her delivery is great - the content...eh, no.

  • @jam4350
    @jam4350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious. Own that body girl

    • @mr.motivation3797
      @mr.motivation3797 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea cuz early painful death and possible amputations are fuckin beautiful. Stfu idiot.

    • @oreo-sr2pq
      @oreo-sr2pq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mr. Motivation why are you commenting everywhere with negativity man.
      Should be Mr. Negativity instead

    • @mr.motivation3797
      @mr.motivation3797 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oreo-sr2pq Because I was a very positive person. Still can be. But this is what happens when you deal with bullshit all the time. I have a no bullshit clause. Too many people want sugarcoated butt cupping that I can't in good faith give to people. Truth is truth. Noe if im met with ignorance I will often reply with the same amount of hate, racism or sarcasm to prove a point. It acrually works sometimes. Im sure it would work better if I could be heard rather than read. That can really hinder the quality of the message. But yea. Im tired of racism bs. Tired of propoganda filled americans who cant think for themselves. Tired of lies and the justification of the unjust. Thats it. Otherwise im a pretty funny and very respectful dude believe it or not. Ive lived a full life by 23. That was well over a decade ago. Around the world several times. 47 states. I have a lot of experience both good and bad.Most people really dont. They stay put and only hit the tourist attractions at best. Unfortunately like the Chili Peppers said "Once you know you can never go back". Very true indeed.

    • @jam4350
      @jam4350 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.motivation3797 in her act she is making light of and acknowledging the fact that she is over weight and out of shape- instead of pretending everything is fine.... hence "Owning" her body... i found that refreshing and hilarious.

    • @mr.motivation3797
      @mr.motivation3797 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jam4350 cool. If it was just you glorifying being obese then youd be a typical jackass. Glad youre not.

  • @sunnygamer4970
    @sunnygamer4970 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hii

  • @BoffinGrusky
    @BoffinGrusky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the truly funny female "comedians" to appear on this channel. Well done!!!

  • @north_star_yt
    @north_star_yt 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg…”a feminist in the sheets but oppressed in the sheets!” ….helll yes lol QUOTE OF THE CENTURY 😋😍

  • @rudeboymon3177
    @rudeboymon3177 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    John Candy? Nighmares tonight!

  • @chrisscheve6425
    @chrisscheve6425 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    She looks like the female version of Louis Anderson

  • @DeathTrapProductions
    @DeathTrapProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    She kinda reminds me of a female John Pinette.

  • @russellnindynine5905
    @russellnindynine5905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amy Schumer could take notes. This woman is actually funny one of the first I've seen. Something about her

  • @katiefry6080
    @katiefry6080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She sounds like a Canadian female Trump. But with better vocab, diction and grammar.

  • @chevyon37s
    @chevyon37s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think SHE is a murderer.

  • @CJ_Pharaoh
    @CJ_Pharaoh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Maybe if you could have dodged the ball?

  • @toomuchpassion2361
    @toomuchpassion2361 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to be a feminist in the streets, but oppressed in the sheets.

  • @mr.motivation3797
    @mr.motivation3797 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cool lady. Not real funny. But cool. Id like to see her give This Is Not Happening a go.

  • @CtRacerX
    @CtRacerX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    not a fan...

  • @SKEC212
    @SKEC212 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Didn't laugh at one single joke. Next.

  • @djf2918
    @djf2918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watched her for 3 minutes, that's it..Any more and I 'll be a Neurotic...............Geez... Stay away from coffee sweetie.......

  • @mariapierre7393
    @mariapierre7393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WOMEN SHOULD STOP DOING COMEDY lol

    • @oreo-sr2pq
      @oreo-sr2pq 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maria pierre what. Why. Debra for sure, to me at least is very fucking hilarious

    • @msab657
      @msab657 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Funny, considering how much your mother loved a joke.

  • @basharastudio1850
    @basharastudio1850 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    yawn! she thinks she's funny.

  • @jamesbockenstette4332
    @jamesbockenstette4332 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    She is not funny.

  • @gooddad3575
    @gooddad3575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She is not even remotely funny

  • @mrurchu4812
    @mrurchu4812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Not funny at all.

    • @faybelle2991
      @faybelle2991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feminist on the streets, oppressed in the sheets... Best line took it out.

  • @Koudey
    @Koudey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Female John Pinette. Debra’s delivery and crowd attraction is spot-on. Well done, sheila. Well done.

    • @jasminejazz4247
      @jasminejazz4247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good comparison. I agree. RIP John P.