Yamaneika - What You Shouldn't Do With a Guy You Met on Craigslist
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ย. 2024
- #Yamaneika on being slut-shamed, setting up her unique friends, and why she didn't lose her virginity till she was 27.
#YamaneikaStandUp from the #JustForLaughs Festival in 2016.
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Bruh she's hella funny. That crowd wasnt ready for her honesty.
And she wasn't ready for Patrice O'Neal during his Black Phillip run! TH-cam it!
That's the issue with some black comedians like myself when I'm on stage I can be honest and the audience sometimes to get my sets but I still find a way to work the audience over
That's the just for laughs crowd 4ya
I think it was going over their heads.
Facts
Man she's raw af and I am here for it. Def not for the faint hearted
Or the Karen's clutching their loose pussy pearls. Lol
You made the team..you’re not the MVP but you’re playing.
Had me rolling. Men need to stop with their double standard bullshit....WE ARE HUMAN TOO WITH NEEDS...PERIOD!!! STOP JUDGING AND ENJOY.
IM LIVING FOR HER PURPLE HAIR
I thought that was the light from the show hitting her head cuz the curtains in the back of her purple
@@sweetiepie4328 oh, could be! I couldn't honestly tell lol. I have purple hair right now so I'm a little biased ;)
I was trying to figure that out to. But her skin and dress don’t have purpleish tint so I think it’s the hair. Anyway I loved it too.
that's weird... soo... if she changes the colour... you die?
@@klarastern5597 yep!
I love how off the chain she is, this how real people talk. I'm CRYING!
Me too. Best I've seen on YT!
She definitely got my respect shoooot LOL
That part
4th of all, worker bees are all female. 🐝
And male bees die after one round with a queen.
YES, GIRL!
so like in this whole thing that’s what u took away from all of it?
i thought worker bees were like a sex thats not male or female
blue: The ones who get lucky die immediately after. Theire d--- rips off upon withdrawal. Really. The ones who don't get lucky don't fare much better. They get kicked out of the hive and don't live long. A beehive is not a male-friendly environment.
@@cottontaelle Close. They are female but sterile. They don't have sex or lay eggs. They have the remnants of female organs, but they do not function.
She held out for 27 years.. anything after that ain't no problem.
"he look like he was walkin out of the god damn grave" lmao this gives me life
🤣
If he came out of a grave he probably would've been MORE dressed up; buried in a suit.
I thought she’d say he looked like he’d just woken up. Grave choked me 😂
So many men mad in the comments, calling her vulgar & a harlet LMAO why do men hate to see women having a good time and not being ashamed??
Many women don't like her stand up or style either. Why you gotta be sexist, yo?
but it was amy s it'd be cool. stop
I liked her for the most part, but calling that dude a 5 for no reason and continually using the word "midget" was a LITTLE much. I'm pretty sure they'd rather be called a little person or even a dwarf.
@@MrAgentTurner yea, it got to be a bit much, using the word "midget" over and over, making that the whole center of the routine, and using "midget" and "dwarf" interchangeably. I didn't listen to the whole routine, it just wasn't that funny.
Stacia Belcher nobodyyyyy like Amy lol
I want a special of hers named “Fully Functioning Bitch” that line was iconic .
I'm dying!!!!!!!!
"My shit was so tight I couldn't even get my hopes and dreams in there."
Praise you, you lovely woman.
She is vulgar..and I am here for it! 😂😂🤣🤣
You poor sheltered boy.
Troll elsewhere bytch.
@@leosmith27, Lmao!
O.M.G. I've been watching comics for the last few days and this is the only one that had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. Like, wtf!
She's not vulgar at all.
Love, love, love her calling out dudes who don't do anything about personal appearance on a date. It takes women 1-2 hours to look nice and smell nice for a date and the dude comes straight from hanging out with his friends all day. No shower, has to get gas and go to the ATM. This is after picking you up. And wearing a freakin baseball hat!!
Baseball hats can be cute ; - ;
@@AnxietyonAcid not mixed with BO and no effort
ngl i love bo but im a freak, effort is nice tho @@st20332
"What You Shouldn't Do With a Guy You Met on Craigslist": Anything
max: It is an outdated Joke, since Craig's list personals, along with its erotic services, are now dead.
To bad. I found CL personals much easier to work with than the current dating apps.
oh no D: I just accepted a camping trip into the woods :(
You're cute.
"Jesus is watching!" 🙏🏼😂🤣😂🤣🙏🏼
🤣 "...A negative 7..." 🤣
I laughed the whole video! 👏🏼👌🏼
😅 She is hilarious! 😅
Should have told him that worker bees are all females
you need some education to know that shit yo!
Adam: The Queen only has sex once, with drones, which are the only males in the colony. Sometimes just one, sometimes more than one. But then it's over, she has babies for the rest of her life, and the drones, they are kicked out of the colony and die.
You right you right. And I hate when people try to correct you when they're dead wrong. Like if you're gonna be a condescending pseudointellectual then have the brains to fact check perhaps.
*Worker bees:* *FEMALE*
*Drones:* *MALE*
*Queen:* *FEMALE* (hopefully that goes without saying.
@Allison Linner look who's talking about being condescending and pseudo-intellectual LOL
after all, it is the females who have the f**king stinger on their ass LOL
Brad just runs out on stage hahahaha
Finally someone else said it🤣
The crowd is trash she was hilarious 😂
3:50
That guy kissed his girlfriend after being scolded I'm peeing
damn, this shit is real. I love the stage presence.
yes!
Ikr. Same. Best I've seen on YT so far.
That poor dude in the front row. Damnnnn!
Lol if you’re in the front row at a comedy show you better be ready to be bashed that’s who they come for if they need it 😂
Made him uncomfortable 🥵 af... see him taking off his hat 🧢 to the back
You made the team🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was actually a really good point! Should be happy you made the team.
@@MrAgentTurner I mean, it depends. Was she clear from the start that it was going to be an open thing and she was going to be seeing multiple guys at once? If not, well, a guy may still get jealous, but he doesn't have too much ground to stand on. He needs to not be in that type of relationship if he can't handle it.
That was good. 🤔😏
The "10" white girl got so upset all the way through the show after her bf that's a 5 got called out. aww rofl
Lololol she's the type of girl who want's a dad bod so she can control them
yogi bear shut up
yogi bear no u
@@Bulhbluhbuy Acually no U
yogi bear no u
She's hands down one of the best female comedians out there.. and she's be hustlin for a hot minute now
Yuh, she funny as hell, and then brad Williams pops out from back stage, that was hilarious
'Unemployed guddamn bee' 😂😂😂
*"I have a friend thats 2 foot 5😂"*
LMAO she has to diversify her portfolio!!!
ima use that shit for real
Ikr fuck fuck fuck fuck like it's an auction. You made it the team, be happy bitch.
Yoooooooooo... she out of pocket 💀💀😭💀💀
"You're on the team." 😄
When brad ran out😂😂
I have a rather vulgar sense of humour but I don't typically enjoy crass comedy (don't worry, it doesn't make any sense to me either), yet somehow this had me in stitches the whole time
SlashBat same
I love how the stage lights match her hair and dress.
"I gotta date a dude that's a -7!" 😭😭😭🤣😂😂😂😂
Yooooo, she is a SCENE STEALER. I still cannot stop watching her intro in the penultimate ep of “Broad City”. Too funny! I’m sure Ilana and Abbs wrote it, but delivery is key. And sis DELIVERED. In all of like 45 seconds. 🤣😂😅 Mark of a good character actress.
That dress is gorgeous on her. She looks amazing
THE END most accurate thing.. don't let them come on ur face bc you know what? Your eyes are there fudhsbbd
That guy was actually very adorable and had a good sense of humor lol
Crowd was too dry smhh
Gosh she is frank and vulgar, but it's funny AF
Between the shakes! I thought she said between the sheets!!!!😊
So funny I watched it twice! Watch out for the people somehow commenting from the 1950s further down the comments section tho lol
Yama Mama is always on point
She is a hoot, love her!
lmfbao I waited a looooooong time too, only out of the fear of pregnancy. XD And when I finally got some I THREW MY VIRGINITY OUT THE FUKING WINDOW! hahahahahahaha
Same.....right before I got with my husband.
Skylar Jaxx good for you luv
@@inesdreedy good that I threw it away a bit early?
Dude! She is so hilariously raunchy.
This wild girl comedy is awesome.
Lmao I love her! This was a great set!
i was covering my face off embarrassment
You’re a 10. I’m giving that to you😂
That dress is so cute! I love her Standup dude, she kills every time. I wish I could see her guest on stuff more, it’s always great when she is on a show.
Before the video start my first thought soon as I saw the title was one thing you do is not meet a guy from craigslist
I love dirty comics 😂
SHES HILARIOUS!!! crowd wasnt ready!!!!
"you made the team" CRYING
I like her content because her jokes are actually really funny and she doesn’t always talk about sex, and when she does she makes it entertaining
With Amy Schumer, I can’t find her funny because her jokes are always gross one noted sex jokes that are incredibly unfunny
Theres good comedy about sex, and then theres amy who ruins it for everyone
Brad's the man, too
She’s so real I love her
She is my favourite comedian now. This set is 🔥🔥🔥
Omg the diaper changing line killed me
😂😂😂Her honesty is too much I love her
LOL I was 25 when I lost my virginity to a woman that looks like Yamanekia and I met her on craigslist. She only likes white guys. She's also tall but I'm quite tall myself so she didn't have to worry about how to hook up LOL
I’m doneeeeeew lol 😂
“I have a friend that’s like, 2’1 idk” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I LOVED everything about this performance! She's amazing!
Worker bees are female lmao, so the dude made her point
This was obscene, but she's funny
spider: I think she should be obscene but not heard.
I just discovered her and I can’t stop watching her stand ups! I’m already a big fan!
She's good. She's good.
6:45 BRAD YOU LEGEND
"I'm not that ambitious" 😂😂
This girl is amazing. Yes. Yes more please.
that crowd was not ready for her!
This sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
dating a -7 lol
I love her! So vulgar, raw and free!
This is like getting hit frontal by a comedy truck on the highway.
:D
I loved her and thought she was great! Amazing stage presence, and I laughed from start to finish!
Yo, she's hella funny.
this audience didnt appreciate her properly lol she's hilarious
No but for real, was that BRAD???!!! 😳😳😳🤣🤣🤣
She’s Hillarious and is a natural!!!
Omgosh her realness is killing me!! I'm dying 🤣😆
You made the team 😂😂💖
Damn should've gotten the couch instead! She is amazing on stage!
When Brad Williams ran out I lost it!!!! He prolly heard midget and ran out his seat. 6:42
When you stayed a virgin til 27 and you discover the market isn’t worth 27 year old pristine punanny in mint condition you go a little crazy. Yas. Hilarious!
Lmao she is great! And her hair is fucking banging! Love it
She murdered!!!
OMG!! I could only watch this alone and I was acting like I was watching her with a room full of folks, blushing and laughing and covering my face from the vulgarity! It was the best!!!
"I fuckin want this midget..."
*Brad comes out*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was crying laughing and Brad ran out and I I was on the fucking floor stomach hurt dying and couldn't stop! I had to replay that shit over and over and I laughed every fucking time!😂😂😂
She fucking owns it. Her confidence is inspiring
This girl is killing me. I can't stop laughing! 😂😂LMAO😂😂
LMFAO
YOU MADE THE TEAM🤣🤣🤣
she needs to be in a madea movie asap, super funny!
She ain’t have to end boul in the audience like that 😭😭😂
I thought my first kiss would have sparkles and fire works. But there were none
Shes the best! Them Carolina Mia X type tanks are the most wholesome and realest people. Keep going girl
My girl 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is unbelievably funny 😂😂😂
I'm here for the blue hair and the vulgar convo
Omg I wish I knew about her sooner shes hilarious 😭😂😂