How to lie on your Resume, OR - write a resume for a career change or when your job history sucks
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2024
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Employers want to see:
1. Two jobs (no more, no less)
2. Titles exactly relevant to what you are applying for
3. The exact format I have created
4. 3 references
5. One page only (everything belongs onna cover letter)
Job 1= 6-8 years
Job 2= 4 years
Find two-3 friends or family members to white lie for you. If you work for your family, if you want to get hired then on paper they should not look related to you. Use maiden names or middle names.
Good luck with your fresh start!
Here's a link to the template:
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Link to the doc that you can't edit, but if you cut and paste it into your own google doc, the formatting will remain, and from there you can change things to suit your needs:
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After all, the worst the employers can do is *not* give you the job, might as well take the chance. 😆
Its insane that we have to go through all this just to work for someone
Welcome to the world my friend
It makes me think of the improbable situation of a guy sneaking into a supervillain's base and killing a bunch of henchmen only to impress him enough to get a job offer.
Companies lie to you. You better be lying to them back
I'm in HR , those tips are very good. A CV is fine if it's 2 pages as well though. As long as your first job title and experience, are in line with what the employer seeks, it should be ok
This person literally gave some hidden gem great advice and then disappeared like they never existed
How it should be. Too many people trying to "make it" on TH-cam.
Excellent. Resumes are BS papers to get a phone call and get you in the door. I will be redoing mine. Thank you.
thank you so much! I learned that no one wants to hire a recent graduate
I've been laid off 3 times in 2 yrs because everything in tech is only for 1 project. On top of that, they get rid of people in April and December because of budgets; they hire just to fire through contract agencies.
Your explanation is fantastic! I wish people weren't so naive with being overly honest now. I've been hired so many times at places where they immediately sold the company off and was NEVER told any of that before being hired. Then everything immediately became hostile due to layoffs. Other times I was told I could telecommute and then after being hired, nope! Companies constantly lie to us and it's time we play their own game. They want specialized training that costs 5k a week, yet refuse to buy it for us. They make us wait for health insurance and then fire us all before it kicks in. It's sickening how cruel corporations are to people.
1 year ago when you wrote this comment and now changed for the worse. I see contract jobs looking for experience, paying entry level wages that don't justify quitting a job that pays the same just to be unemployed after the contract is done.
Corporations and employers stretch and bend the truth regularly, there's no harm doing the same. Only don't do this for government jobs or security clearances lol
What do you do about education when it is not totally relevant and potentially makes you look overqualified? For example, you’re applying for a basic office admin role and you have a BS in Aerospace Engineering. Do you just omit the bachelor’s altogether?
Experience and competence (Interview)usually makes up for education. Employers just want to know you can do your JOB! Exaggerate the experience!
this is gold! hidden gem, the truth no one tells you
oh man, musician with lots of restaurant and random gig experience but wanting to go back to school/make a major career change. It’s very very hard out here and I don’t think there is anything morally wrong at all with this method. This helped me so much. any way I can access a template ?
That was such a simple format you don't need a template but she said she'd send it so message her. BS hard bro! Get a friend to lie in case they call make up a company that is relevant to your skills and experience
I'm using the Canva app, they have a resume template. As far as I know it's only for Android tho.
I like your insight and input. Well-done and executed; I will use your template for reference. Again, thank you for your ideas. You're a mad genius.
I got the impression that you're not listing your jobs from most recent to oldest. They're most interested in what you did most recently. However, your tips about consolidating are great. Next time suggest people can put certifications for things they know but just haven't had the money for a $2000 cert - they'll never check.
woooooooow
i could’ve BEEN LYING!
Most technical certifications can be fudged but you never, ever want to lie about accredited or board certified qualifications. Check state and local laws. Lying about being A+ certified is a lot different than lying about being a CNA!!
I'm getting the impression that you aren't paying close attention. Her top (i.e., first) listing clearly says 2xxx - present.
So, yeah,, she's listing them correctly.
I think employers who are using robots to read resumes should be illegal.
"verifying proof of employment and references" on a fake resume, such delicious irony.
what about employment verification?
Most employers only check for failed drug test or felonies.
@@re8746really?
what if im 19 lol
Dress and act like an older person then say you have 2 yrs of work exp. on your resume
You literally deserve more attention on this vid. Thank You babe!
I have a question though, what if you are hired and they ask for verification of work such as W2s from each job? my current employer did that.
You could say that you were paid in cash/under the table, or generate paystubs. Tho I suppose nothing would prevent you from filling out a w2.
@@CavilHelm thank you for the reply! this helped
One thing I will add is to not invest in one company. Apply and interview for hundreds of companies. By numbers alone, you'll eventually find someone who won't check.
You can also try to blow it off if they ask. Like "I don't have them right now but will bring them later" and hope they forget.
@@sk8MatiAlienworkshop NEVER give an employer your w2s, that is illegal and they know it. They are not allowed to ask for that information unless you've signed a contract confirming to share that kind of information. NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
@@galoraambrose There is no federal law banning it, but some states do have laws against it.
But 10 years ago I was 10 D:
Ikr😭
What if I haven’t done ANYTHING pertaining to a manager but that’s what I want just lie all the way thorough?
If you really open your mind, you probably have managed many things. Ever worked as a cashier? Congratulations, you're now an "order manager" or "desk manager". Idk if those are the best wordings but there are probably many other ways to frame your experience in this way. I wish you luck!
People lie about doing explosive and mining engineering all the time mate.
And they land 300k jobs here in Australia jsut blowing the desert up looking for gold.
Not fucking joking either
This information is raw, rational and very helpful. Thank you
Why should the email only be Gmail?
You can put extra years on a resume as well as different job titles. Its not hard and its done on the majority of resumes that hiring managers see. When you go to fill out the job application, put the right years on that. The resume, extend it out a few years. Its the resume they look at. Yet the job application is the one that they file.
Could you send me a copy, I find it so hard to get work.
Hey don't know if this channel is still active. If so, please help me with my resume.
I have a question
If we have applied to companies before and now change the resume - take out some short companies and add the dates to other companies that we won't use as reference
Can HR go and check past submissions and see X company was mentioned before on your past submissions and dates were different? If so, should you create new email account and start from new page or should continue with those older resumes with those companies in them?
You could try creating a new email account then use your first and middle name. That would be my recommendation. If it's been more than 6 months and it's a larger company, unless you heard back from them, it's unlikely they would check. At least this is my guess.
Wtf, you're making up company names and didn't go to high school
Bachelors degree and associates degree = relevant on a resume.
Highschool on a resume: Not necessary if you have a college degree.
Can I pay you to rewrite my resume. I’m serious.
What happens if a company actually verifies employment and work history? What do?
Unless it's for a big position in a higher position for a corporation or a government job they rarely ever do background checks outside of criminal...
As long as you aren’t going for a high profile position, they don’t have the time, nor care enough to comb every piece of information
You're awesome
At last, someone giving a decent video on the subject
I haven't had 10 years of experience
I live around the corner from this property.
Quick question: can i use this resume format in canada?
Hii but what if one have no licedriver how to do ?
Hey. I was wondering if you could send me a copy of the template in the video.
Would appreciate it.
I worked as a dancer for a few years my experience is very relevant to the jobs in sales I'm applying to but I'm worried I'm won't be taken seriously or get sexually harassed when applying to jobs is there a way I can phrase things so my experience and skills shine through and not some dirty old man's weird thoughts.
Don't put that you were a dancer on your resume, just put a bottle girl or say that you were a customer care specialist for that company. Essentially what you were and, always make things sound bigger than what they really are.
great.
very helpful and rightly said about culture (Y)
Can you post this resume template pleaee
What if you don't have any experience related to the job you're hunting? You can lie but still have to answer questions in the interview or prove it.
Don't do this for positions you don't have the skills for. I know it's tough sorry.
Apply to places you can do the work
Treat it all as a learning experience
If there’s a field you want to get into but lack experience for, do some research into it. Learn about what they do, tools and programs they may use, some of the field specific technical jargon and how to use it correctly, and use that information to make up job experience that makes sense. If you can make up some plausible job related stories about what you’ve done, use your research knowledge to answer common questions. and throw in a few well placed buzzwords, it makes it much easier to convince an interviewer. It’s about being able to talk the talk. Do that well, and you can open a lot of doors you wouldn’t have had a chance to get into otherwise
Sorry for what i did.
I love it!
upload the resume
google resume template and just fill in the blanks, that's what she did
Hey thank you for the resume, you mind sending it over? Thank you so much
Do you know how likely it is for the employer to verify past employment dates with an accurate checker??
My 6 year gap is worrying me.
But I'm willing to put fake numbers as references
As long as it’s not a high profile position, you’ll probably be alright.
And no degrees
If you work at target, lie on your resume, a robot will Thank You !
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