Movie / Video Game "Vikings" - Hilariously Wrong!

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  • @AgentForest
    @AgentForest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    "What year is this?"
    "It's the Viking Age."
    "That explains the laser raptors..."

    • @ercan6419
      @ercan6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nice reference

    • @xhunter20
      @xhunter20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nice reference, indeed

    • @benparrish672
      @benparrish672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What is the reference from?
      If you don't mind inviting me inside for the joke

    • @xhunter20
      @xhunter20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@benparrish672 Look for a short movie called Kung Fury

    • @JakobNorthblood
      @JakobNorthblood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kung Fury is a masterpiece.

  • @justinmueller9594
    @justinmueller9594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3958

    "It's about as accurate as the depiction of japanse girls in Hentai, don't ask me how i know"
    Alright keep your secrets

    • @adamangeles9570
      @adamangeles9570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      I see youre from the shire as well

    • @Sensei.Of.Kivotos
      @Sensei.Of.Kivotos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wait what part was it again!?

    • @justinmueller9594
      @justinmueller9594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Sensei.Of.Kivotos 2:08

    • @aasda869
      @aasda869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      I am more interested about how he knows about actual japanese schoolgirls

    • @degredadodegradado9110
      @degredadodegradado9110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Now we know Skall is a Gentleman of Culture.

  • @Warbandit100
    @Warbandit100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    I just imagined an archaeologists entering a kitchen for the first time and say: "ah yes, this place is for rituals".

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      To be fair, if they had just found the building and the people paying them just showed up to ask what they'd found, they'd rather say "Well this depression here was probably a fire pit, so this was probably a place for ritual sacrifice!" so that the bankrollers ooh and ahh, then once they're gone they'd figure out what it actually was, and say "So new evidence has turned out that this was in fact a kitchen."

    • @terminusest9083
      @terminusest9083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      My favourite archaeology lecturer at college had a poster on his office door entitled 'mysteries of archaeology' the top was a picture of a single shard or pottery, underneath was the 'archaeologist's reconstruction' and he'd drawn camelot.

    • @darger3
      @darger3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Basically yes

    • @sam-ds3nh
      @sam-ds3nh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're not wrong

    • @HexenProzess
      @HexenProzess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ritual toilets. Its always a ritual place instead of something practical

  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    Pirate being abused reminds me of that Disney kid show meme.
    "Good pirates don't take others stuff"

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@TheGamersfolly heh

    • @blackjack5167
      @blackjack5167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TheGamersfolly epic

    • @devilishjester7718
      @devilishjester7718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      It ain't other people's stuff if you kill them and burn down their home

    • @PrettyPinkPersephone
      @PrettyPinkPersephone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Devilish Jester based

    • @MegaAgamon
      @MegaAgamon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      To be fair a lot of times pirates didn't take other people's stuff they "leased" their "protection services" and if you didn't pay the fine then your port could be *accidentally* raided

  • @JP-rf8rr
    @JP-rf8rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11891

    A word abused more than viking...
    Me: ninja

    • @Chaosism
      @Chaosism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      Same thought, exactly.

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @El-ahrairah
      😀 "Yay"

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Thought the exact same.

    • @LichlordKazam
      @LichlordKazam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Don't ninja my loot, man.

    • @JP-rf8rr
      @JP-rf8rr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +419

      @@LichlordKazam
      Ninja style!
      Ninja kick!
      Ninja vanish!
      Ultimate ninja sword.

  • @kamilszadkowski8864
    @kamilszadkowski8864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    The funny thing is, although in The Witcher there are no "Vikings" per se, but Skellige pirates are one of the best fantasy Vikings out there.

    • @mortman200
      @mortman200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Skelligers are a cross between Scandinavian and Irish culture, so it makes sense. But viking is a profession more than a culture, which is where the caricature supercedes the actual people

    • @kamilszadkowski8864
      @kamilszadkowski8864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@mortman200 Yep, you are correct. I would say that "social class" is probably an even better word for describing what Vikings were, at least in some cases.

    • @muhammedtahir786
      @muhammedtahir786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mortman200 well that explains it actually

    • @jetsetuk
      @jetsetuk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@mortman200 Given the Vikings founded Dublin, settled large parts of Ireland and "absorbed" some of the local Celtic people as well as settling large parts of Scotland as we know it today (a lot of the women sent to Iceland to become brides were of Irish\Scottish heritage - thanks to modern Genetic science for that fact) would lend credence to what you're saying ;o)
      ​@Kamil Szadkowski erm... they were a sort of Movement or Part Time profession... Early Medieval Scandinavians would volunteer to Go Viking to make their riches, so could be a Farmer, or Woodcutter... then Go Viking maybe for 1 Raid\Voyage... then go back to Farming again... then maybe do another couple of Raids\Voyages... then go back to their Farm... etc... so it's not even a "Social Class" thing either...

    • @lock376
      @lock376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i hear skellige and all i can think of is total war warhammer norscan raiding up and down my coasts like a bunch of assholes

  • @brendan9868
    @brendan9868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    My favorite description of Normans I’ve heard is “Domesticated Vikings”

    • @TheIfifi
      @TheIfifi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Lol, that is strangely suitable.
      "Frenchified vikings"

    • @rayharcourt6120
      @rayharcourt6120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Some of us stayed true to our roots though. Especially in my family name. Farming was shitty, and the weather was worse. Norman warriors even took England lol.

    • @nkk8621
      @nkk8621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Vikings: lost saxons in Scandinavia

    • @mattiasfaldt1725
      @mattiasfaldt1725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well like those in Dublin

    • @dondeestaCarter
      @dondeestaCarter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pussyfied Vikings

  • @thunderwazp7653
    @thunderwazp7653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    I remember a Swedish historian who pointed out that most “vikings” would be furious for being called just that as they would use said word to refer to pirates.

    • @arminius504
      @arminius504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Vikings are basically pirates

    • @BallsRollProjects
      @BallsRollProjects 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@arminius504 marauders i would say

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@BallsRollProjects Raiders, even

    • @gchiltz5583
      @gchiltz5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@jooot_6850 plunderers, perhaps

    • @wilmoney4619
      @wilmoney4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Viking was the act of sailing and raiding. The word that they used to describe what they did. Danes, Rus etc all were Vikings

  • @XavianBrightly
    @XavianBrightly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    Ah my favorite weapon. The throwing mace.

    • @Artyomthewalrus
      @Artyomthewalrus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      It's like a pommel on a stick!

    • @germanss4311
      @germanss4311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Artyomthewalrus Gotcha.

    • @ROTCgoth2be453
      @ROTCgoth2be453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Artyomthewalrus I've found you

    • @Elbowbanditest2003
      @Elbowbanditest2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Artyomthewalrus how are you?

    • @ronng21
      @ronng21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They didnt throw the maces.........

  • @Karnork
    @Karnork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Ninjas, Pirates, Knight, Samurai...
    Pretty much any groups of fighting people, have been adapted so loosely to the point of cartoonish.

    • @ravissary79
      @ravissary79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Indian brave, conquistador, crusader... pretty much everyone that's not so obscure there's no possible misunderstanding.

    • @NMahon
      @NMahon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      To add to this roman legionaries!

    • @thelegendaryklobb2879
      @thelegendaryklobb2879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And that is how For Honor is made

    • @psychoaiko666
      @psychoaiko666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Eh, Spartans?

    • @gdobrocsi
      @gdobrocsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ravissary79 Never heard about "indian brave" what are those? Or what do they depict them if they picture them anywhere?

  • @valmarsiglia
    @valmarsiglia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    1066
    Anglo-Saxon Guard 1 [looking from the tower out to sea]: Oh no, we've had it!
    Anglo-Saxon Guard 2: What? What is it, vikings?!?
    Anglo-Saxon Guard 1: Worse!
    Anglo-Saxon Guard 2: Worse? How can it be worse than vikings?
    Anglo-Saxon Guard 1: They're vikings... WHO SPEAK FRENCH!!!

    • @John_winston
      @John_winston 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Do they use a baguette as an axe ?

    • @Heroesflorian
      @Heroesflorian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@John_winston For Thors sake! Of course they didn't. Very clearly, the war baguette was a thrown weapon, not unlike a javelin, and not made for melee combat. Loosely related to but clearly distinct from the war baguette, there also was the battle croissant - also known as "baked pommel" - which was used to end rightly anyone coming into melee range.
      Axes on the other hand were really just tools used to gather the fuel for forging new war baguettes and battle croissants in the countless ovens of their war machinery.

    • @dilophosaurussk4333
      @dilophosaurussk4333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This is the best comment chain on TH-cam. period.

    • @PottersClay21
      @PottersClay21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Britain's two worst enemies, combined into one! :)

    • @mateohorney9897
      @mateohorney9897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "je suis un Viking qui parle français, mouahahahaha"

  • @proctor7029
    @proctor7029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    "Viking is the most abused word in history" Also: "This video is sponsored by Viking"

  • @SoulSurivor
    @SoulSurivor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    How about Samurai and Ninja? Both being overused and misinterpreted into oblivion aswell.

    • @SuperJhon360
      @SuperJhon360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sam moo rai

    • @Altarahhn
      @Altarahhn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @SoulSurvivor Or Spartan. Or Musketeer. Or Shaolin monk. Or... ok, maybe I should stop.

    • @thecuckoosnest1582
      @thecuckoosnest1582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don’t speak weeb

    • @clanof1144
      @clanof1144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      W H A T I N O B L I V I O N I S T H A T!!

    • @haydoriobro2441
      @haydoriobro2441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I play for honor so im basically an expert i know everything

  • @MikaelKKarlsson
    @MikaelKKarlsson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    You can see the level of a Viking by the size of the horns on the helmet.
    ...

    • @storyspren
      @storyspren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Lvl 1 crook: propeller hat but it's a spectacled helmet
      Lvl 35 huskarl: Skyrim's iron helmet
      lvl 100 jarl: a fucken reindeer rack

    • @turkoositerapsidi
      @turkoositerapsidi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Det är så underbar, eller hur?

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@storyspren i mean...a reindeer rack would be a pretty sick nord crown....

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ahahhahaha

    • @CountingStars333
      @CountingStars333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cobraglatiator how true.

  • @adrianmedeiros8431
    @adrianmedeiros8431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Gladiators are misrepresented as well. Some records show they had more in common with professional athletes than with the tributes in the Hunger Games

    • @francescosirotti8178
      @francescosirotti8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      That's nearly correct. Roman gladiators where a mix of athletes and performers. Their fames and fortunes where not only from martial provess but for giving the audience a good show of courage and braveness, and more often than not a defeated gladiator would be spared. People volunteered to become gladiators, as it was a good way to earn money to get out of debt, and a good gladiator could become a celebrity

    • @adrianmedeiros8431
      @adrianmedeiros8431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@francescosirotti8178 So basically WWE

    • @francescosirotti8178
      @francescosirotti8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@adrianmedeiros8431 well, not exactly but it depends on the age you're talking about :it started as a religious ritual, the Munera. Then they became a strongly codified sport with strict rules

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@francescosirotti8178 there were criminals that were used in the games to publicly execute them. so you could say they were two different classes. one professionl athlete the other disposal attraction.

    • @francescosirotti8178
      @francescosirotti8178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@toomanyaccounts The Familiae Gladiatorie (gladiator schools. my latin is a bit rusty, excuse me) were composed of condemned criminals too, but also from volunteers. What you're thinking of are public executions, which were a thing. The Ludi Gladiatorii were a totally different show, in which fixed classes of fighters fighted with strictly codified weapons and armours. The key factor was equilibrium between different fighters, for examle the heavy armoured Mirmillones against the lighter and quicker Secutors. You didn't kill a professional gladiator for a very simple reason : training them was expensive

  • @Kamamura2
    @Kamamura2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "Frankly, these are generally Norman helmets..."
    I see what you did there!

  • @ScottiStudios
    @ScottiStudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1007

    4:30 Vikings are depicted inaccurately on TV because Hollywood wouldn't make a program with some dude dressed in a silly blue outfit with a red cape and tight pants, pffft.... oh wait...

  • @jimmybond148
    @jimmybond148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    “The elite neckbeard guard LARP edition” is the best thing you’ve ever said.

    • @dragonmaster613
      @dragonmaster613 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That needs to be a t-shirt.

    • @Starburst7641
      @Starburst7641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They kinda look like skallagrim dont they . Goddamnit.

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    *Movie & Video Game Logic:*
    1. If they were Brown Furr as clothing they must be Vikings!
    2. If they wear Horned Helments they must be Vikings!
    3. If they charged with no fornation they must be Vikings!
    4. If they have Wooden Shields they must be Vikings!
    5. If they are muscular with paints on their faces they must be Vikings!

    • @ptbro3334
      @ptbro3334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      spare a comment section.I find you on every lol video and now skall

    • @AstralS7orm
      @AstralS7orm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Darn, I bet all those Polish and Russian nobles who wore nice fur coats must have been secret vikings.

    • @graablick9471
      @graablick9471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The facepaint-galore really bothers me.

    • @ZeroCanalX
      @ZeroCanalX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@AstralS7orm If the theory about prince Mieszko I - the founder of Poland, being a descendent of of some Viking is correct, there may be something to your claim. Also, Cnut the Great was his grandson.

    • @storyspren
      @storyspren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      6. Everyone breaks formation to charge. Unless you have vikings, in which case they're the only ones.
      7. Whatever unit cohesion you have at the beginning of a battle is only for that one good shot of armies clashing, after which the battle inevitably devolves into a melee.

  • @Hesher93
    @Hesher93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    It's really funny how many people get offended, when they learn that "Vikings" didn't look like in their imagination or the TV-Show.

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I am more surprised not actually offended if anything learning more about a topic I had not knowledge on is a wonderful thing

    • @arminius504
      @arminius504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I know many people say that it’s not important that many games or movies are so historically inaccurate but I hate it because they shape the minds of countless people who then think these depictions are a decent representation even though it is horribly wrong.

    • @frozezone2947
      @frozezone2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@arminius504 I learn that vikings never really have horn helmets

    • @SpecterNeverSpectator
      @SpecterNeverSpectator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@arminius504 if they didn't learn about them like this they probably wouldn't know them at all, old people for example, shit ton of them don't know about a lot of stuff, because it wasn't introduced to them as it was introduced to us, this gives us the chance to know, if you want a better depiction do it yourself, but you better make it fun or it will flop

    • @littlestrongg3673
      @littlestrongg3673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@SpecterNeverSpectator The truth is more important than fun im sorry to say

  • @johnmonk9167
    @johnmonk9167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2656

    Hollywood is never going to make a movie about six guys wearing long t-shirts boringly robbing a church.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Sounds like a Horrible Histories sketch.... If BBC STILL MAKES THEM, THAT IS! (sigh)

    • @banjobill8420
      @banjobill8420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Now that's a Monty Python sketch it I've ever heard one.

    • @isitnotwrittenthat1680
      @isitnotwrittenthat1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@ArcturusOTE they're making a horrible histories movie about Roman Britain

    • @danielwyman8990
      @danielwyman8990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@isitnotwrittenthat1680 Beware the half dress

    • @isitnotwrittenthat1680
      @isitnotwrittenthat1680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@danielwyman8990 You can't have a prisoner! They're a lot of work! You've got to feed it, and exercise it, and who's going to clean up after it?

  • @asdrubaelvect3995
    @asdrubaelvect3995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    An historic term more used, abused and overused than viking ? Try pommel or a variation of berzerker.

    • @firekeeper1870
      @firekeeper1870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Nah, pretty much anything involving medival times. Most people's ideas about the middle ages are based on pop culture rather than actual historical facts and evidance.

    • @muhammedtahir786
      @muhammedtahir786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@firekeeper1870 mainly because most people don't even bother searching about it

    • @panic9887
      @panic9887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think Viking isn't even the right name

    • @DaRedGobbo
      @DaRedGobbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lindybeige did a good video about the whole berzerker thing.

    • @sebastianmunklaursen2686
      @sebastianmunklaursen2686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Greatsword

  • @jaxirraywhisper741
    @jaxirraywhisper741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Everyone: Omg Vikins is so great and historicaly autenthic series.
    Skall: Neckbear guard larp edition.

    • @roderickclerk5904
      @roderickclerk5904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@sinaparsi6736 I love the show. Most of it is accurate like the one handed swords and the civilian clothing. The combative clothing could be better. But at this point it doesn't bother me.

    • @maazmasood6601
      @maazmasood6601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@roderickclerk5904 civillian clothing in Vikings > combat clothing

    • @roderickclerk5904
      @roderickclerk5904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@maazmasood6601 You're right about that. For instance King Horik's court/hall robes were extremely detailed vs the leather armor his character would wear into battle. Pretty much goes for all the characters. King Harald's and Ubbe's combative clothing look pretty good and detailed even though there still a little too much leather.

    • @maazmasood6601
      @maazmasood6601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@roderickclerk5904 Yeah pretty much, its frustrating at times to see it. I've no idea who looks at leather armor and thinks it looks good lmao

    • @roderickclerk5904
      @roderickclerk5904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maazmasood6601 I hope in season 6 and the next spinoff show we see more mail and textile armor, and I hope that specific faction of Wessex guards lose those burgonets and get Spangenhelms. The Mercians and Northumbrians wore nice helmets yet some of the West Saxons wear burgonets. Come on Michael Hirst. Lol.😄

  • @haroldthaf
    @haroldthaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    At least you didn't debunk the fact that a Valkyrie's level of badassery was proportional to her cup size.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And to how much skin she’s showing

  • @gaoth88
    @gaoth88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    "Thats a nice head on your shoulders" "Its almost harvesting season."

    • @MrJakobMovies
      @MrJakobMovies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      gaoth88 ”I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL”

    • @bugfighter5949
      @bugfighter5949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      MY MEN AND I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL BELONGINGS

    • @jorgejohnson875
      @jorgejohnson875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Today the gods will decide your fate.

    • @christianduris1847
      @christianduris1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Away with you vile beggar!

    • @estoespaserk6366
      @estoespaserk6366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm here to deliver you my demands!

  • @huron994
    @huron994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Ive been spreading this gospel for years. "Viking just means pirate, most people living in "viking countries" were farmers or craftsmen or other less exciting jobs, calling every Scandinavian a viking is like calling everyone in Japan a ninja."

    • @jonweman6128
      @jonweman6128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Vikings traded as much as they raided (trade expeditions would have to travel with many warriors anyway to protect them from pirates, so which one it turned out to be often depended on what opportunities presented themselves) but otherwise yes. I think other people would have referred to the people as Northmen.

    • @j7studios663
      @j7studios663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Wait... you mean not everyone in Japan are ninjas?! I have lived a lie

    • @destroyerinazuma96
      @destroyerinazuma96 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yup, and this video even mentions when and how the term was born: youtube dot com/watch?v=Sk8POUhLwM8

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@j7studios663 Well you have seen Japanese people haven't you?

    • @Vestlandsguten
      @Vestlandsguten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The word viking was actually used contemporary. But it's origins are uncertain. Some believe that's what they called the people from Viken (area around Oslo-fjord) others believe it was used on the raiders in general since they landed their ships in bays (vikr). Perhaps both istrue.

  • @robertcampbell2667
    @robertcampbell2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Viking is a job description, not a people.

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Viking is an action not a descriptor

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Brutal Beat by us, not by them.

    • @DrummerJay74
      @DrummerJay74 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the guy making the video knows that

    • @oyblech8671
      @oyblech8671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ShiningDarknes I don't know if he mentions it but I think it goes like this: fara i wiking = to go on a raid -> wikingr = raider (the spelling may well be complete arse but there was a word equivalent to our "viking")

    • @wind-upboy939
      @wind-upboy939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ShiningDarknes So still, they are called Vikings.
      I mean, the French call themselves "Français"; they're still called French.

  • @Mollehertz
    @Mollehertz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I believe i've heard several historians say that the word Viking was invented after what we call the viking age, so the vikings probably did'nt refer to themselves as vikings or 'going viking' when going on raids, trading cruises etc. - Great video as usual :)

  • @mothermarigold
    @mothermarigold 5 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    I'd throw "cowboy" into the mix of most overused/misused/abused terms in media.

    • @16m49x3
      @16m49x3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How bout "Hero"

    • @byronofrothdale
      @byronofrothdale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Because a cowboy is literally the transition of Spanish "vaquero" who were guarding cattle on horse since XIV and later extended through Castillan territories such Argentina or Mexico (Texas, New Mexico, Louisiana, etc).

    • @butcherpete2286
      @butcherpete2286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      "Cowboy" - someone who herds a d handles cows, generally a young man.
      Society: "tHEy ran ARouNd the WEsT shOOting reVOLvers and drinking WhiSKEY!"

    • @jacobkeary6740
      @jacobkeary6740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They get it bad but no where near vikings

    • @chefboyjc9439
      @chefboyjc9439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its been said 1000 times but what people normally mean when they say "ninja" is WAY more inaccurate then viking or cowboy

  • @NisseCrusader
    @NisseCrusader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    An historic term more used would be "Ninja". It's both overused and abused.

    • @TheEnabledDisabled
      @TheEnabledDisabled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Brian the Trainer who beat that irish guy that screams

    • @heartbust4624
      @heartbust4624 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brian the Trainer Who?

    • @ilteschio8244
      @ilteschio8244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      also Nazi

    • @heartbust4624
      @heartbust4624 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Adam J. Harper Ohhhh

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Seeing Sekiro use the term "Shinobi" certainly was a fresh change.

  • @forcedinertia9187
    @forcedinertia9187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Thank you for this, I am a historian who had gotten into arguments about this topic by people who watch the show "Vikings" and believe they know more by watching a show then those that have done proper research.

    • @rjorgeish
      @rjorgeish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love the show, but I'll never get the modernized look they gave to some of the characters. it does not seem at all the kind of haircut I'd use in a pretty much frozen country all year round.

    • @forcedinertia9187
      @forcedinertia9187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jayzak2271 It is very funny, I wasn't talking about the entertainment of the show. It was about people who run on about knowing facts AFTER waiting the show. I might come off as smug however you come off poorly educated, not understanding tense and jumping to cursing are taletale signs. Cheers

    • @forcedinertia9187
      @forcedinertia9187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @boggleroggler Typing errors happen. Thank you for the correction.

    • @hayreddinbarbarossa661
      @hayreddinbarbarossa661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How do people not realise that if it's on tv or in movies it's not going to be accurate? How do you control your anger? Breathing techniques? meditation?

  • @justiciar1964
    @justiciar1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is the real reason why we're oppressing the inhabitants of Skyrim. Their sleeveless armour, rampant shirtlessness, and horned helms with no neck protection are that infuriating.

    • @Lilrob06
      @Lilrob06 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair to this 3yr old comment…. Yes. Not only that but it looks stupid too.

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    I can think of one word that's been overused: "literally."

    • @christianriddler5063
      @christianriddler5063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "like"

    • @jacobstaten2366
      @jacobstaten2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you!

    • @Soldier1287
      @Soldier1287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      legitimate
      at least 2012-2014

    • @STEVEN-STEELE
      @STEVEN-STEELE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know this is way off topic But I couldnt help but take a jab at our thin skinned very distant (I cringe but) relatives. Soooooo Feelings, P.C., the words and the Abbreviation. Rights, Infringe ,Me, Too, Transgender, OMG Transgender and OMG lol. Ha LOL.

    • @NotoriusMaximus
      @NotoriusMaximus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      epic

  • @wardasz
    @wardasz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    Berserker is symilarly abused i think. And samuraj. But i have one word that beat them all. NINJA.

    • @gabriel300010
      @gabriel300010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *lindybeige flashbacks*

    • @Chroniknight
      @Chroniknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coming to second that lindybeige berserker video comment. If you like Skall you'll probably enjoy it

    • @raidonshin
      @raidonshin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @der das Ah yes, the mighty Samuraj

    • @raidonshin
      @raidonshin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Angel Dust Ohhh lol

    • @wardasz
      @wardasz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raidonshin Yes, it is. But here I just missclicked. Stop making a buzz over single letter...

  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    How do I know if a Viking is hilariously inaccurate? Two words: Horned. Helmets.

    • @kevind3974
      @kevind3974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Metal armor
      The Nordic country’s have horrible metal you can’t really make armed out of it. Even just chainmail would be a no go unless like in the show Vikings their rich and raided England for it.

    • @Ninjaananas
      @Ninjaananas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Curved. Horns.
      On top of that.

    • @kevind3974
      @kevind3974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Ninjaananas and a metal shield

    • @scouttyra
      @scouttyra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr. Sigh.

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@kevind3974 Denmark didn't have any metals at all. Still had the most metal armor, by being the richest area, so importing more,

  • @jotabeas22
    @jotabeas22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    So... About Assassin's Creed...

    • @bastrixer
      @bastrixer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ohh dont get us from scandinavium started on that 😂....

    • @BingoPanic
      @BingoPanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Honestly I would like to hear you folks rant about it haha

    • @travispadilla3972
      @travispadilla3972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bastrixer yeah what about assassin's creed valhalla ⁉️

    • @berserker552
      @berserker552 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, I really miss one-handed swords in AC Valhalla.

    • @thebrocialist8300
      @thebrocialist8300 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ass Man’s Credo

  • @Tadechicotah
    @Tadechicotah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    The only authentic depiction of vikings i've seen on popular culture is in Kung Fury.

    • @seanboyd5242
      @seanboyd5242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Gabriel Pilati Everyone knows they fought laser raptors

    • @bryanmanuel4945
      @bryanmanuel4945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That doesn't count it is a time travelers video.

    • @solidXsnake4life
      @solidXsnake4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Check out my pecs!

    • @ruraladventurer1884
      @ruraladventurer1884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      BARBARIANNA

    • @GrievousKhan
      @GrievousKhan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lookup a new show called Vinland Saga. Is pretty accurate to history.

  • @nicolasgodines1129
    @nicolasgodines1129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Scandinavians: We shall ride into battle to Valhalla!!
    Normans: *HONHONHON!!!* I shake my fist at you!!!

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      wait up...the Wi-Fi in this mountain range is spotty at best...got to download that Troll Spotter App to protect our war goats as we ride forth to both victory and Valkyries

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Majestic Valhalla Flap Flaps

    • @Duke_of_Quenelles
      @Duke_of_Quenelles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Norman’s were actually really op

    • @nicolasgodines1129
      @nicolasgodines1129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Duke_of_Quenelles I'm not saying they weren't. I'm saying they were French.

    • @g.rodriguez7445
      @g.rodriguez7445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nicolasgodines1129 they immigrated to France and Scotland...and parts of Ireland

  • @RJLpt
    @RJLpt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    There's a shield in Vikings with a PokéBall color-scheme, that's hella cool. Gotta raid them all!

    • @TheUnoriginalDrCorgi
      @TheUnoriginalDrCorgi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RJLpt better than sword and shield

    • @marsbase3729
      @marsbase3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I got a feeling that their Pokémon are mostly water type.

    • @marsbase3729
      @marsbase3729 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UltimateGeek you're right, lol

    • @beegyoshi1685
      @beegyoshi1685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marsbase3729 he's the ultimate geek of course he is right

    • @hotaruFirefly2
      @hotaruFirefly2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I laughed when I saw spotted it.

  • @shane4705
    @shane4705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Thank you. These are things I constantly explain to people. I'm a historical Viking era Norse reenactor, and for the past 15 years now I've spend many a day talking about these topics. I'm glad that accurate information is finally circling around more frequently these days. Love your channel.

  • @blaeckingceorl4161
    @blaeckingceorl4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Is Dark Souls historically accurate? I mean... Are we really living in a post linking of the fire age?

    • @omarbarbour2036
      @omarbarbour2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Never thought I'd see a comment referencing dark souls here 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adriandapat1206
      @adriandapat1206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No, because time in Dark Souls is...
      *C o n v o l u t e d*

    • @Manudyne
      @Manudyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Aggromemnon Also the nefarious and twisted "Church"

    • @Manudyne
      @Manudyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Aggromemnon You're right. The church of England is whack. The spanish inquisition on the other hand...

    • @MidskakurUlvur
      @MidskakurUlvur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Manudyne I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition to come into this!

  • @faramund9865
    @faramund9865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    *Says how the word Viking is misused*
    1 minute later.
    *vIkiNg jEWelRy*

    • @Jechti307
      @Jechti307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Well, If you want to get super technical. Most vikingrs would of been farmer/ Levi warriors who decided to go a viking.
      And, the main "deity" would of been tho. So yeah, viking jewelry. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♂️

    • @r.murray6549
      @r.murray6549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Levi warriors who decided to go a viking." Can someone explain this statement using sane terminology?

    • @Jechti307
      @Jechti307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@r.murray6549
      Levi,
      Like a militia.
      Viking is a Verb not a Noun. A Farmer or Militia Man would go a viking in the winter.
      To go on a raid.

    • @johndonovan7018
      @johndonovan7018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      gotta get them ad money bro. piss on them vikings some more, who cares.. they all dead anyway

    • @amicable5237
      @amicable5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R. Murray 3:55

  • @AhriOfAstora
    @AhriOfAstora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Native american culture is sadly pretty much same story.

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Yeah, it has been distorted by stereotypical depictions of all sorts. It's why I can *never* sit through an old Western. Dances with Wolves was pretty dang accurate, though. Both the novel and the movie.

    • @ViktoriousDead
      @ViktoriousDead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Leland Turner it's a great show and movie but not historically accurate

    • @derpderpbuffalo4117
      @derpderpbuffalo4117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vulpes appreciate you 🇨🇦❤️

    • @justyourlocalwitchhunter9184
      @justyourlocalwitchhunter9184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Japanese : Hold my monster girl

    • @pohatunuva3771
      @pohatunuva3771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@GlidingZephyr Heck, the most accurate depiction of native American culture by non-natives that I've seen was by a boy scout secret society/cult that Worked with a local tribe to avoid misrepresentation.
      If these guys can get it right on a shoestring budget, why can't most media?

  • @Bunuffin
    @Bunuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    "do you like anime"
    skallagrim: "i do, hentai too"

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Speaking of Undertale, did you notice that the sword that Alphys made for Undyne lacks a pommel? Do you think Undyne ended someone rightly?

    • @lolibudang5085
      @lolibudang5085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wasn't that from a Samuel l Jackson interview?

    • @autisti6669
      @autisti6669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahahaha!

    • @kiwiwarlord8152
      @kiwiwarlord8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Samuel l. Jackson said that in a interview once... i belive

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lolibudang5085 Yes, he also laughed like a maniac after that line.
      The man's a legend.

  • @Serpillard
    @Serpillard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Skal: "The word "viking" is really abused".
    Also Skal: "Here's some Viking Jewerly™".
    It's okay Skal, sponsors gotta sponsor 😂

    • @MrSamulai
      @MrSamulai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's actually correct since not descriptive term but the name of the brand.

  • @lloroshastar6347
    @lloroshastar6347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I love this 'they typically wore a tunic', crushing the dreams of so many guys in the 21st century, wouldn't be seen dead in a tunic.

    • @onetrucksizedsalmon2962
      @onetrucksizedsalmon2962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      All in favor of making medieval clothes mandatory

    • @kendrickrochelanzot2053
      @kendrickrochelanzot2053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@onetrucksizedsalmon2962 i second that notion

    • @Fatelovesirony960
      @Fatelovesirony960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I wish they would make a TV series that was 100% authentic.

    • @lloroshastar6347
      @lloroshastar6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Fatelovesirony960 Never gonna happen. If you wanna see that you'll need a time machine and a documentary film crew

    • @JamesRDavenport
      @JamesRDavenport 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      21st century dudes who say that have clearly never worn a well made historical tunic. They're more comfortable than Wranglers...and I say that as a Texan.

  • @knifeyboy82
    @knifeyboy82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I'm guessing that the Minnesota Vikings are not accurate as well...

    • @MonkeyKingsformerroomate
      @MonkeyKingsformerroomate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They do Pirate people's hopes and dreams of them winning a Super Bowl.

    • @Dreamklubdk
      @Dreamklubdk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No but Minnesota was the main area where Swedish immigrants settled in the US so they get a pass on theme. All their ancestors traveled the oceans in search of land and wealth.

    • @destinytroll1374
      @destinytroll1374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, those are correct

    • @butlerproman
      @butlerproman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They might get to a Super Bowl if they were outfitted with swords and shields. Maybe.

    • @BotJockey
      @BotJockey 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Looks at their pass completion %*
      Yep this checks out

  • @mr.yungthug5166
    @mr.yungthug5166 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The fact that Skallagrim skipped the DLC for Mount&Blade Warband made me a bit sad…

    • @jorgejohnson875
      @jorgejohnson875 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, Viking Conquest has, I’m gonna say it, the most accurate depictions of Vikings in any video game, period. Hell, I can’t think of any piece of media in general that does it better. Not even the movie The Northman does it as well.

  • @TheThingInMySink
    @TheThingInMySink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Okay, I can understand dedicated throwing axes being thrown but what kind of brainlet throws a perfectly good mace away in battle?

    • @alcedob.5850
      @alcedob.5850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I feel like this meant to be an arrow but something went wrong.

    • @TheWarchiefZekeJaeger
      @TheWarchiefZekeJaeger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *Aewulf:* "Why did you brought a hammer for a battle?"
      *Borrg:* "Just want to have some fun, you know?"
      *Aewulf:* "I bet two gold coins that you can't throw this thing at a peasant while mounting a horse and hit him"
      *Borrg:* "Accept it"

    • @valentinom.4292
      @valentinom.4292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love your name

    • @MrodriguezProd
      @MrodriguezProd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Some think it could be just a stone attached to a stick. So a cheap dedicated throwing weapon.

    • @VestigialHead
      @VestigialHead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +
      MyNameIsMud
      There was a Knight that was famous for it. He used to throw any mace handed to him straight through any opening . I think his name was Mace Window.

  • @TheSlayer117
    @TheSlayer117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Depiction of 'Ninjas' as they are called nowadays also has nothing to do with actual history.

    • @MrRavellon
      @MrRavellon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seth117 it has something to do with actual history.
      Actual history of theatre.

  • @christiannavarro3519
    @christiannavarro3519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    “The Norman’s were frenchified vikings.”
    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!

    • @fireeaglefitnessmartialart935
      @fireeaglefitnessmartialart935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That was part of the point in the raids in the first place. Not just adventuring, and pillaging, but finding new and better places to live. They werent as successful as I'm sure theyd hoped, but if they were glad to get out of Scandinavia for whatever reason, that's a success.

    • @user-me7mm7gr1p
      @user-me7mm7gr1p 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@fireeaglefitnessmartialart935 Not the entire truth, they travelved for all sorts of reasons.. not in the least riches to come back to Sweden etc... we have a lot of runestones for the dead who traveled and died overseas.. or for treasures.

    • @kékédesplages-d6d
      @kékédesplages-d6d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fireeaglefitnessmartialart935 yup and that's why they were offered settlements in england too (the king thinking they would not raid on their own people). Like in the tv show. And that's why they went to iceland Groenland and america. Some (not all as you said) of the vikings were settlers and just wanted to do quiet farming in a quiet place.
      Some people think that the raids started because some of the people were starving, so it was raid or death. Vikings at first were just ... farmers. And that is why their simple (not for war) clothes are so accurate. They were pirates and thiefs, basicaly. Their fist raid was against non violent people ... lol that was safe. Hit hard (mostly on pacific and almost empty coast villages), loot all (mostly the church), rape a bit, and then run. How romantic is that ?
      The romantic postmodern vision of vikings is so laughable. They wanted easy loot that's all. Like any man would want. Thiefs still exist in today's world. Vikings were sea thiefs, looting on earth not in open sea. The only difference with pirates. Some were pros, some were not (only poor people that only wanted to live and become rich to be abble to settle somewhere).

    • @frankishempire2322
      @frankishempire2322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      France is the favorite place of vacancy of all germanic peoples...

    • @ronng21
      @ronng21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      King rollo is a viking Normandie was the place where he ruled

  • @bosnianbeggar
    @bosnianbeggar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I had a history teacher that gave an explanation to the whole "fur armor" myth that i was happy with; if you were out raiding you didn't really want to stop, so making a fur mantle to protect from the elements wouldnt be too far fetched if yours was damaged beyond use

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The equivalent of wearing the tin foil packaging of the burrito you just ate as a hat.
      Also hunting is not really a sport in my country, so I was pleasantly surprised to found out that
      1.rabbits can be skinned by hand just like opening a pack of chips, and
      2.the fur doesn't need curing or any special treatment to be usable.

    • @Griff1011
      @Griff1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@WingMaster562 You simply must elaborate on opening rabbits like a bag of chips.

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Griff1011 th-cam.com/video/RENhcR0BPLo/w-d-xo.html this video should suffice

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Griff1011 if my comment with the video link got redacted, just look up "how to skin rabbit by hand" here on youtube.

    • @zxyatiywariii8
      @zxyatiywariii8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@WingMaster562 Yes but if you want it to actually last, it does. If it's only going to be used temporarily, then it doesn't.

  • @atklm1
    @atklm1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    All Vikings looked more or less like Marvel cinematic version of Thor, and had horns in their helmets, had enchanted tattoos and magical tools to give one man the power of a small army unit and durability of a rock and infinite stamina and wild wolves instantly became their pets just by establishing an eye contact and were ready to run through ice and fire and travel on boat to follow their master.

    • @Heroesflorian
      @Heroesflorian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But what about drag- oh wait, wrong *context* as... anyway, what about bears? And mjöd! ;D

    • @piandao6804
      @piandao6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well.... shit. 😂

  • @oxishixo
    @oxishixo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    For honor: new viking will use a hammer
    Skallagrim: actually......

    • @293940cabster
      @293940cabster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thor

    • @293940cabster
      @293940cabster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Elisabet_G-nx3mi just the deity they worshiped as a war god. My bad.

    • @alessiom3859
      @alessiom3859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just thor hammering his anvil for happiness as the sea gets more and more wavy

    • @pontiff7322
      @pontiff7322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@293940cabster fuck sake, He is the storm/thunder god you muppet. Odin is the war god. get our basic mythology right at least.

    • @alexanderflack566
      @alexanderflack566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@pontiff7322 And Tyr. Honestly, you could probably list a dozen or so Norse deities and other mythological figures who fit the description 'war god' better than Thor does.

  • @K4RN4GE911
    @K4RN4GE911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I lost it at "Apple Pie Armor."
    Now I'm hungry!

  • @danielolsson7134
    @danielolsson7134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I find it really interesting that of all the Scandinavian languages today, Icelandic is the closest one to Old Norse.

  • @Chad_salad
    @Chad_salad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    We all know that real vikings were shirtless beasts that had a gigantic dane axe

    • @hmmmhmmm6917
      @hmmmhmmm6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh. 😂

    • @MisterAcker
      @MisterAcker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That also had horns on their helmets and were filthy and unclean and all had beards

    • @Taimur.Shairyar
      @Taimur.Shairyar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And dont forget that every single norseman was a viking and that they hated farming

    • @als5033
      @als5033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      getting drunk constantly

    • @jadonsmith3224
      @jadonsmith3224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Taimur.Shairyar to be fair... Vikings has always been pro farming. It was Ragnar's, Lagertha's, Björn's, Ubbe's, and Floki's goal/dream. The Dane's were like, "Hell yeah, we'll settle and farm instead of fighting!"

  • @OpticalGreen
    @OpticalGreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Apple pie armor" That killed me! LOL

    • @joejug162
      @joejug162 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OpticalGreen what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. Shamefully, that's not the case with you, sir.

    • @OpticalGreen
      @OpticalGreen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joejug162 Yeah, kind of difficult to achieve this with that armor LOL.

  • @cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799
    @cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    a word really abuse: Aztec is use to describe most cultures of Mexico when it was just one tribe that got one main city

    • @cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799
      @cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Riff Raff the name of the Empire is Ze Anuhac and was conformated by Mixtecs, Zapotecs, Nahuas, Otomies, Mayas... the Aztec was just one city (Mexico-Tenochtitlan) and was one of the cities that rule, the other 2 being Tacuba and Texcuco. Calling them Aztecs is like calling all East Europeans Russians just cause the Russians conquer them

    • @cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799
      @cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @J C The Spanish were not able to conquer them as easyli as you thing cause the empire was conformated by lots of conquer groups and when Cortes arrive the groups that don't like the threatment they been been receive go rogue, Cortes actually siege the main city for months and later take years to reunify all the other groups that have obtained their freedom and got independence goverment, if you take any serious history book (Recomend books from the INAH) also would realize that explain the difference between Aztec, Tenocha, Meshica, Nahua and Anuhac. you are confusing the City of tenochtitlan with the whole Ze Anuhac empire history of Mexico is harder than Cortes conquer the Aztecs

    • @thepacific2933
      @thepacific2933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up and stop complaining they gave you chocolate

    • @cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799
      @cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thepacific2933 my people gave chocolate to the world, the world give disrespect to my people and I wasn't complaining I was explaining, then people come and try to teach me my own history and someone come and insult me for no reason

    • @k-la-k6828
      @k-la-k6828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799 Let them be ignorant about the natives. We don't need their validation to appreciate our many cultures. ¡Salud!

  • @stevenhombrados1530
    @stevenhombrados1530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    You missed the series The Last Kingdom, my favorite Netflix series.

    • @drakonidesthevigilant5155
      @drakonidesthevigilant5155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I saw a back scabbard and I gave up on it forever 🤨

    • @rhett5058
      @rhett5058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still entertaining as hel

    • @derekmartindill5762
      @derekmartindill5762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Destiny is all!

    • @philwilson4167
      @philwilson4167 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drakonidesthevigilant5155 you're missing out

    • @philippelarouche636
      @philippelarouche636 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed. But the word 'viking' isn't mentioned anywhere in the series, iirc.

  • @andoniarmentia1024
    @andoniarmentia1024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Viking, pirate, ninja, samurai, the word "medieval" itself and...
    DEUS VULT

    • @semp224
      @semp224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment deserves more attention.... Hahahahahahaha!
      Gave me a good laugh

    • @WynnofThule
      @WynnofThule 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pummels thrown

    • @angelsfallfirst7348
      @angelsfallfirst7348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deus *lo* Vult!

    • @marcusrauch4223
      @marcusrauch4223 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *powerwolf intensivies*

    • @ORaddlyispissedoff
      @ORaddlyispissedoff 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A. C. That’s wrong

  • @SpartaApple
    @SpartaApple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Now i'm waiting your review when Vinland Saga comes out (July 7th)

    • @____________838
      @____________838 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn’t realize it was so soon!

    • @SpartaApple
      @SpartaApple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kyros Droztamyr yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    when i saw the title i was like "who thinks movie and video game vikings are real?"
    then i remembered people still think that all vikings word giant horned helmets and did nothing more then raid villages because its not like they needed land to live on or farms to grow food on...

    • @bemersonbakebarmen
      @bemersonbakebarmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      People still think katanas cut through steel.
      I laugh when HEMA fanboys cry about the cult of Katana, positive prejudice is even worse than bad prejudice.

  • @gambapuirida6216
    @gambapuirida6216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi Skallagrim. Thank you for this awesome show!
    You are definitely right to state Normans were not vikings at all.
    As a matter of fact:
    - the 70 meters Bayeux Tapestry, which was ordered by William’s wife - some say his half brother Odo -, has a lot of text at its top explaining William’s invasion of England and the battle of Hastings; it reads that William was the dux of Normandy, not the jarl of the Normans, and that it was FRANCI vs ANGLI, which means clearly they considered themselves as Franks.
    - Due to almost 200y of presence in Franci (from 841) Normans had a lot more Frankish blood than Northmen’s, eg William had 1/32 Northmen blood, 1/32 Brittanish blood, 30/32 Frankish blood.
    - To the exception of boat construction and navigation words, their language, customs, culture, administrative organisation, architecture, military equipment and tactics (use of heavy cavalry) were Frankish, and that’s what they imported in England.

  • @brotherandythesage
    @brotherandythesage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Skall's my favorite Viking! Don't forget ninjas being abused!

  • @neonutopia6487
    @neonutopia6487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    As always, you deliver consistent and high quality content.

  • @Noisykiller12
    @Noisykiller12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Skall I hope you do a review of Vinland Saga when it comes out, it's the most historically accurate manga I've seen so far
    btw the farm arc is the most exciting arc of the manga so far

    • @jasondoe2596
      @jasondoe2596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeap, no horned helmets and other silliness - Makoto Yukimura (the author) has done his research and is, obviously, quite the perfectionist.
      (His older series, "Planetes" is a hard sci-fi that got an _amazing_ anime adaptation. Also zero-bullshit.)

    • @dioneaparecidadanadana8243
      @dioneaparecidadanadana8243 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also by the trailers it's gonna be epic

    • @anormaldudewhowasattackedb9864
      @anormaldudewhowasattackedb9864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What can you expect from an author that accept an award while cosplaying as an actual Viking lol

  • @lydiaespiritu2752
    @lydiaespiritu2752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Skallagrim, Idk who made you feel bad for "talking too long" but speaking for myself and possibly other fans; we could listen to you talk all day. I have no complaints about longer videos.

  • @david189401
    @david189401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That someone took the trouble to draw the flyng mace seems so funny to me, I imagine that someone saw that in some battle and marked him for life " I tell you dude, this guy out of nowhere threw his mace at me an almost broke my head "

    • @stalhandske9649
      @stalhandske9649 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      -draw- sew. It's a tapestry.

  • @jamesgrames3777
    @jamesgrames3777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    How do you know if the youtuber is good?
    Even long videos seem too short.

  • @danielclark-hughes692
    @danielclark-hughes692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    *Plays Amon Amarth's "Twighlight of the Thunder God" in the background*

  • @maciej2c
    @maciej2c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    odly anime "vinland saga" comes the closest when it comes to vikings armor, weapons and clothes

    • @RedFloyd469
      @RedFloyd469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And then there's straight up just a giant dude that slices 4 people in half with a single stroke of his apparently indestructable Axe.
      Not because he hit them with the axe, mind you. He merely swung that thing. It was the SHARP, CUTTING AIR that sliced those men in half.
      Truly an accurate depiction of viking-age warfare.
      Also, berserker mushrooms are a thing. And there's a guy that is quite literally the legend of king arthur personified. Also naruto-running, also Thorkell being portrayed as a dumb, warhungry fighter when in reality he was just a really tall mercenary and nothing more.

    • @ChristianNiegemann
      @ChristianNiegemann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RedFloyd469 Well he didn't say the story and characters were accurate, just weapons, armor, and clothes.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm watching it rn and yeah it's got anime stuff in it like overdramatized action but DAMN I love the little historical bits where they throw in dates and stuff

  • @chainsaw5302
    @chainsaw5302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    0:01
    Sparta, Rome, Hentai

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That last one took me by surprise.

    • @nakinock5684
      @nakinock5684 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ninja

    • @czarus_the_sniper9924
      @czarus_the_sniper9924 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maximilianfranz2158 Yeah...as long as main character isnt doing "something" with your M16, right?

    • @maximilianfranz2158
      @maximilianfranz2158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@czarus_the_sniper9924 nothing wrong with a well-oiled M16.

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maximilianfranz2158 dont have a weapon failure because you and ya packer let some dirty anime bitch gum up your weapon.

  • @MrBaxtrax
    @MrBaxtrax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Apple Pie Armor LOL"That was the practical one in the series" The most laughable was the early Ragnar armor with some weird leather raven in the middle of the chest piece like some bizarre Nordic Superman logo.

  • @fabrizzioantoniodominguezp349
    @fabrizzioantoniodominguezp349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    This summer an anime with viking thematic called VINLAND SAGA will be released. Could you do an analysis about how accurate it really is?

    • @50043211
      @50043211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I know the comic and its damn good. Story wise and from the look (historical accurate depiction of things). There are some OP stuff in it regarding certain combat abilities of some characters but thats about it.

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No need to watch the anime. It's got a manga with 162 chapters. And still publishing...
      Freaking love it...

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@CollinMcLean well there's no need to ask anyone not to watch the anime either. The show's just started adapting the manga.

    • @jephtejhunmartinez4974
      @jephtejhunmartinez4974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thorkil can do naruto run... So inaccurate and funny

    • @jephtejhunmartinez4974
      @jephtejhunmartinez4974 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @UltimateGeek yes i mean thorfinn thanks for the correction... Still interested to watch the upcoming episodes of vinland saga...

  • @Manudyne
    @Manudyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    A word more abused than "viking" through history?
    Peace.

    • @m.r.9127
      @m.r.9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One day Imma going to Malta to bigga hotel
      In the morning I go down to eat a breakfast,
      I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast,
      She brings me only one piece,
      I tell her I want two piece,
      She sais: "go to the toilet",
      I say: "you no understand
      I wanna two piece on a my plate”
      She says: "you better not piss on your plate you son of a bitch",
      I dont even know the lady and she calling me a son of a bitch

    • @iceeee1245
      @iceeee1245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Careful you’ll cut yourself on all that edge

    • @Manudyne
      @Manudyne 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@m.r.9127 what

    • @Manudyne
      @Manudyne 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iceeee1245 I'm not afraid of bleeding

  • @Algathar
    @Algathar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I do Viking Age Reenactment in Trondheim, and most of us take great care to be historically accurate. I also study Archaeology, and I was so glad to see this video! Its not often these "stereo-types" get addressed, so thank you for this! So many people will benefit from this, as well as the reenactment community!

    • @jomar_sl
      @jomar_sl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You do public shows or just play in the woods? Im from trondheim too. You have a web site?

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Mount And Blade: Viking Conquest is the most accurate depiction of Vikings I’ve seen.

    • @MrCurbinator
      @MrCurbinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intergalactic Human Empire no shit
      1st game: YEAHHHHHH LETS RAID!!!!
      2nd game 2 minutes later: “alright guys we have medical staff standing by. If they put up a fight, we cut bait and come back later.”

    • @jorgejohnson875
      @jorgejohnson875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it's a damn good DLC, but I feel like it could've been better if they had more realistic character models and less gambesons.

  • @Klint_Izwudd
    @Klint_Izwudd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think an important reason for the lack of Viking helmets and armour finds is also because they would generally pick targets that were vulnerable. Not to suggest that they were indestructible and they had no casualties, but I imagine they tended to be on the winning side against their chosen targets and would have the opportunity to recover equipment from any fallen fellow vikings.

    • @nenadmilovanovic5271
      @nenadmilovanovic5271 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theory about re-using iron could be true, for example first Japanese to visit US in 1800s commented that there is a lot of iron vaste and that something like that is unimaginable in a feudal society like Japan

  • @Gottaculat
    @Gottaculat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:00, My immediate thought was some sort of fluffy wool or sheepskin (with wool still on the hide).
    Really reminds me of how one typically depicts the fluffiness of sheep, and I'd wager sheep were common livestock.
    Wool would also be quite warm, is naturally fire retardant, AND it maintains its warmth even when soaking wet, a perfect material for braving the chilling spray of the Arctic waters as your boat cuts through the waves.

  • @samarkand1585
    @samarkand1585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:19
    1066, the battle of Stamford Bridge, not the battle of Hastings

    • @poohbear4821
      @poohbear4821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hastings was also 1066 the saxons fought the vikings then went straight to hastings and fought the normans

    • @samarkand1585
      @samarkand1585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@poohbear4821 ...yes, but it was Stamford Bridge that marked the symbolical end of the viking age, not Hastings

    • @alexanderlysgaard2096
      @alexanderlysgaard2096 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree

  • @TheVeryLastHippy
    @TheVeryLastHippy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Two handed viking swords? I didnt even know people made those things!!

    • @roderickclerk5904
      @roderickclerk5904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There aren't really two handed swords in the Vikings show. From what I've seen it's pretty much one handed.

  • @arnareriksson5077
    @arnareriksson5077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I'm glad i gre up in Sweden, we learn ALL this stuff in grade school and more! It's awesome to see the pride we take in that specific period.. Even remember that we had to learn the runic ''alphabet'' xD Made a runestone for my deceased grandfather in art class after that, rest in peace Arne :')
    And I really do despise how foreigners just think of ''vikings'' or actually NORSEMEN as these macho big dudes in horned helmets etc.. And while yes the horned helmets thought at first to have been vikings but were in fact a whole other age also comes from the 16:th century kings and nobles of sweden who had extreme proudness of their history and just thought it'd be cool to portrait their ancestors with big horned helmets :) And yes, axes and spears were the most common ''tools/weapons'', and the spear was also used for hunting, mostly for boar which are hard to kill with bow and arrow xD
    Also a common misconception of them were that they were dirty, unhygienic etc which is farther from the truth than you might think, seeing as there were findings of combs and other such things and also that they did in fact bathe more than the average european (in hot springs especially but also at winter, in the snow) which has to do with the most part of eu being christian and there was something in there about not bathing too much but cant quite remember what exactly
    And a cool thing was that a Persian(I believe) missionary went to Scandinavia to record what life and the people here were like and he of course trashed everything and spread shite about the people here and that is also where a lot of misconceptions come from believe it or not!
    the vikings would also use Charcoal etc to paint under their eyes and so on to look more terrifying when going to battle, who's to say makeup cant be badass xD
    And also the norse culture was unbelievably more equal as to men/women in society than the christians, which to be honest isnt too difficult :D Even women could be warriors in norse society reffered to as sköldmöer or shield-maidens in English!
    Also a cool fact is that asatro never really died out here in Scandinavia, even in the 1800-hundreds for example pople would say ''now loki has ridden through the fields'' when it was misty and poeple would be scared to go outside the farm, but a lot of post viking-era folklore is in fact from that belief, and a lot of records show that many still stayed true to the old beliefs, aaah could go on forever about all this
    My grandmother and mother are also ''asatroende'' as we call it in sweden which i think is ''asatruar'' in English? Grew up with stories of the gods and also some of ''snorres'' sagas and such, another awesome thing that my mother has been researching foreeeever is our familys heritage which she was able to date all the way back to Fale bure who was one of the last ''norsemen'' or ''vikings'' if you will, also some rus blood from my mothers mothers side but almost 100% scandinavian
    My grandmother left a peculiar item upon her death as well that my mom found in our homestead up in northern sweden.. its a brosch, old as all hel but the thing is that it has the map of Scandinavia on it, and i mean ye olden times map, and you can tell that it is that manually mapped ''chart'' of the lands that the first mappers did, it's really cool but ill update this when i know more, moms obsessed with that stuff xD scared of taking it to a proffessional museum tho, theyd probably take it :P Cheers to ye all :D

    • @Alex.af.Nordheim
      @Alex.af.Nordheim 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cool! thanks dude, nice to know all of these.

    • @faust8218
      @faust8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No, viking society wasn't unbelievably equal. There were strict gender roles. And the idea of "shield maidens" is largely a myth.
      Clover, Carol J. "Maiden Warriors and Other Sons," Journal of English and Germanic Philology, 85 (1986):35-49.
      "The only case in which a woman was allowed to take up arms was if (1) she was never married, (2) she had no living male relatives in the degrees listed in Baugatal who would have received weregild for the death of a family member, and (3) a crime had been perpetrated against her family that required vengeance by the social code of the day, often the murder of her last male relative. This role was temporary, but for its duration conferred the social role on the warrior woman as "son"."

    • @kiwiwarlord8152
      @kiwiwarlord8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Bob el Silencioso Im sorry, but the viking raids started firstly because of charlemange.... kinda. When the holy roman empire reached the danish boarders the king of denmark didnt realy like the navy that charlemange built upp. So he launched the first raid.
      After that both kings died there was no all out war but the raids went on cuz the danes realised it was good money in it. And later came the Danegeld ect.
      But the raids did not start cuz scandinavia was a shit poor country on the edge of civilization.

    • @kiwiwarlord8152
      @kiwiwarlord8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One thing thou.... women usually didnt go to a viking so often.... one reason being that men get realy bored when they are stuck on a ship for some weeks. Besides, The women had more important things to do, like take care of the house or the fields. It was also always the woman who had the keys to the food storage and house..... That was what gave them some amount of power over men. Expescialy the granary bit.

    • @jadonsmith3224
      @jadonsmith3224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I live in Utah. My high school mascot was the Vikings. We took that stuff seriously. We spent probably more time on the Vikings then we should have. But we went through all of that as well. We took it seriously haha. Which was really cool. We'd do the boat rowing and famous songs.
      For whatever reason, it took hold of me and I'm learning Swedish now. Scandinavia is at the top of my list for places to visit.

  • @malte1984
    @malte1984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "Can you think of any other word from history that's as abused as Viking?"
    1. Indian
    2. Barbarian
    3. Vandal
    4. Ninja
    5. Samurai
    6. Cowboy
    7. Liberator
    8. holy
    9. the great
    10. truth

    • @RamBam3000
      @RamBam3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love your example at number 10

    • @JohannesVanDerStuyvebode
      @JohannesVanDerStuyvebode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're trying too much

    • @wildside316
      @wildside316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Years from now, that list would be expanded by all the "ists" and "phobes" abused these past 6+ years(and seems to have no end in sight).

    • @randomwagtail4295
      @randomwagtail4295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you don't understand why holy well here are two examples:
      1. Holy roman empire ( or as i like to say "holy" "roman" "empire" )
      2. holy water

    • @timmychode7444
      @timmychode7444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wildside316 average idiot getting upset that bigotry exists

  • @danielthompson6207
    @danielthompson6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I encourage you to watch a bit of the Vikings television show. Not because I think you'll enjoy it, but because I want you to mercilessly rake it over the coals.

    • @BrennanCh06
      @BrennanCh06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I liked Bernard Cornwell's 'Last Kingdom' series for a reasonably accurate depiction of Anglos and Danish warriors. Show is ok as well.

    • @valkorion8958
      @valkorion8958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I always hate how they depict Alfred and the Anglo-Saxons in media, they are always pathetic and useless scrubs while the Vikings are the superior machos. Quite frustrating that it happens everywhere.
      And Vikings is quite enjoyable for the first 3 seasons, though sometimes you do roll your eyes at stupid stuff. After that it just became really bad, they had potential with the timeskip to improve costumes and settings but they completely failed.

    • @pathogenoxide6917
      @pathogenoxide6917 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valkorion8958 Finally someone else noticed the show went to shit!
      The worse part is how lazy and half-assed they've gotten with their characters by season 5, damn thing was basically Game of Thrones lite. The writers had a few outs for a post Ragnar show, but instead they decided to focus on his damn kids and pulling things right out of their asses. Guess it was like the Great Heathen Army, had a large impact and eventually fell apart over time. Now I'm just waiting for Harald Hardrada to show up and end the show.

    • @balduran.
      @balduran. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He would be too busy being impressed by Fimmel´s performance and ability to carry a show singlehandedly to shit on the show too much.

    • @chrisj.2473
      @chrisj.2473 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thorsvald Fr. I love The Last Kingdom. Somehow find this historical fiction show more accurate than Vikings...which is on History channel. Then again, the history channel talks about Aliens now. The Last Kingdom is fantastic though imo. Only shows I really watch/watched were Game of Thrones and The Last Kingdom

  • @PemaMendez990
    @PemaMendez990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I would love to see a Viking series review of the accuracy by this guy :0

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The creator always makes it clear that he uses history as a blueprint, but that he’s a dramatist first, and many times what he does deters from history. I’m a big history buff, but when the creator of a series makes it clear from the get go he doesn’t necessarily try to be historically accurate, it’s like massive bodybuilders who do steroids and admit to it. They’re not fooling anyone, they’re not trying to sell it as something it’s not. It’s a great series, so, mission accomplished.

    • @calculuswalulu7560
      @calculuswalulu7560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alexander Angelus So a show on the history channel isn't trying to be historically accurate. Got it.

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@calculuswalulu7560 Just because it is based on history, it doesn't mean it's a documentary, dumbass. It would be cancelled after one season because of how boring it would be. History is a slow process and sometimes historical accuracy makes for disappointing TV. It's one thing to go through it as an overview (as in reading, or watching a documentary), in which you can cover decades within a few sentences, it's another going through it step by step.

    • @calculuswalulu7560
      @calculuswalulu7560 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alexander Angelus So you're saying the HISTORY channel doesn't have to be HISTORICALLY accurate, Got it.

    • @jippy8976
      @jippy8976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wombo I blame that on the History channel and not on the shows on the channel. They really need a name change.

  • @velazquezarmouries
    @velazquezarmouries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    now i am curious about how many hentai you watch or how many japanese schoolgirls you know

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      LOTS

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jernie9384 he seems too but he doesnt look lile a huge weeb

    • @oz4087
      @oz4087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hes talked of several animes before, so i put him down as a weeb.

    • @velazquezarmouries
      @velazquezarmouries 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oz4087 he maybe is a weeb he is in my maybe weeb list

  • @odiwalker3973
    @odiwalker3973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    you should do a video on historical viking women: how they dressed, what were their roles in both their community, family and war (if any)

    • @LincolnDWard
      @LincolnDWard ปีที่แล้ว

      "The Welsh Viking" has a good couple of videos on this topic: th-cam.com/video/We4lKgKfXuQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @HS-su3cf
    @HS-su3cf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The "splint armour" at 8:57 is now considered wrong and obsolete. The splints are now considered to be arm- and leg-armour. Source: "Krigarna från Valsgärde" by Kent Anderson (2017).

  • @neonutopia6487
    @neonutopia6487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Also, your beard is magnificent. Would you consider braiding it? Like baldur from God of war?

    • @neonutopia6487
      @neonutopia6487 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReasonAboveEverything a variation of that might be cool though

    • @notforsaletoday1895
      @notforsaletoday1895 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ReasonAboveEverything How about the eye?

    • @opwards
      @opwards 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha yeah skall you vain bastard (drop the dane axe im kidding bro lol) the jest is as skall will know is that Baldur, O∂ins son is said to be the most good looking of all the gods. Even more so than Frey and Freyja. There are also parallels with him and Jesus but thats a whole nother theology debate for another time.

  • @h.w.4482
    @h.w.4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I’ll just make a movie where everyone is a super stereotype.
    Everyone is equal.

    • @howarddavis165
      @howarddavis165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mel Brooks already did it... Blazing Saddles and Robin Hood: Men In Tights.

    • @tonymontanaslittlefriend1778
      @tonymontanaslittlefriend1778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Professor Mobius good luck with black people

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's American comedies that already stereotype blacks, it's made by the very people that it is stereotyping. I used to watch them when I was younger but I don't watch TV as much as I used to so idk if it stills air.

    • @timtim6373
      @timtim6373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Neurofied Yamato key and peel ?

    • @Dudedubba
      @Dudedubba 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neurofiedyamato8763 I would say "there were" haha

  • @bretthines1020
    @bretthines1020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lack of Military Standardization led to individual tastes; and that always lends to comfort. If it was too hot, too cold or inhibited swimming, it was traded away. As you pointed out, land armies were different from Maritime Raiders. Love your channel!

  • @BrokenSofa
    @BrokenSofa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Dude 1,6 thousand likes to 14 dislikes.
    You seem to be one of the most appreciated youtubers of this decade Skallagrim

    • @TheOriginalEntz
      @TheOriginalEntz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is normal on channels now because the algorhithms know you better. People posting videos on narrow interests tend to be close to 100% likes.

  • @MaliciousMollusc
    @MaliciousMollusc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hey Skal, have you heard of the anime "Vinland"?
    Apparently, it's in production and it's supposed to portray the Viking invasion of England.

    • @havtor007
      @havtor007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And that is ironic as vinland is what the vikings called the place in america where they was for some time.

    • @MaliciousMollusc
      @MaliciousMollusc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@havtor007 Don't take my word for it though, I only saw a 30 seconds trailer 6 months ago

    • @biggestchungus9032
      @biggestchungus9032 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@havtor007 that's an important plot point for the series. Leif Eriksson is a prominent character in the manga.

    • @ArcturusOTE
      @ArcturusOTE 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@biggestchungus9032 So him coming to America would be part of the series? Also (apologize for the low brow joke but....) hinga dinga durgen

    • @biggestchungus9032
      @biggestchungus9032 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ArcturusOTE Leif Eriksson on the series has already visited Vinland. He's helping thorfinn get there

  • @Antenor1990
    @Antenor1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    A historical word more abused and over used than viking ?
    Barbarian ?

    • @sim.frischh9781
      @sim.frischh9781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I´m still not sure whether they were a specific tribe or just an insult of the romans towards anyone attacking them.

    • @Antenor1990
      @Antenor1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sim.frischh9781 well from what I understand, it's the roman equivalent for stranger, ie : the People that speak/say "bar bar".
      Not the blood-thirsty, double headed axe wielding, long haired, dirty and extraordinarally muscular but dung for brains individuel that we might imagine now a days.

    • @sim.frischh9781
      @sim.frischh9781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Antenor1990 So it was just an insult.
      Funny where some words come from.

    • @Antenor1990
      @Antenor1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sim.frischh9781 well I wouldn't go as far as insult, though I'm not qualified to determine such things. Would you consider it insulting to be called a stranger or a foreigner if you were in a different part of the world where they don't speak your language, nor dress like you, etc ?

    • @sim.frischh9781
      @sim.frischh9781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Antenor1990 I understood it as an insult because that is what we would say if someone refers to chinese people as "Ching-chings" because that´s how they sound to him/her.
      But you have a point, it might not have been meant as an insult at all.

  • @MichaelButchin
    @MichaelButchin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Have you ever seen "Vikingane" from Norway? I think the English translation is "Norsemen." It's a brilliant Norwegian comedy, and I think, a little more accurate than most of the "serious" television programs out there.

  • @CJ_F0x
    @CJ_F0x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That axe you've got there though. ...
    *drools in Viking*

  • @ApexPredatorWithSungGlasses
    @ApexPredatorWithSungGlasses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Viking Viking... there should be a HEMA battle royale between the HEMA youtubers. Skall the viking, Shad the knight, Met the Legionary, and Lindy the Brit.

    • @LamantinoElettronico
      @LamantinoElettronico 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And don't forget Matt Easton, the dark overlord of supreme CONTEXT

    • @AstralS7orm
      @AstralS7orm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not much to look at, I think Skall even with the kinda bum legs would win. The other three guys are not quite combatants or practiced.
      Also where's Matt Easton where you need him.

    • @LamantinoElettronico
      @LamantinoElettronico 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AstralS7orm What are you talking about? They're all HEMA practitioners. Also, I mentioned Matt Easton

    • @AstralS7orm
      @AstralS7orm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LamantinoElettronico Not when I was writing it. But I agree. Matt would wipe them all due to being an actual professional. There's a difference in skill level here. I'm not entirely sure even how often Skal train. Met and Lindy are mostly doing historical reconstruction as far as I'm aware, very well though; and Shad is mostly a historian. A pretty entertaining historian of course.
      Correction: Met is training kenjutsu recently, he might get good. Shad has been doing some kendo a long time ago.

    • @biggestchungus9032
      @biggestchungus9032 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason from modern history rides down and charges everybody

  • @baddogkelevra1
    @baddogkelevra1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You should check out Mount and Blade: Viking Conquest. It’s about as close to historically accurate Vikings as I’ve ever seen.

  • @ruairimusic2747
    @ruairimusic2747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Truly adore the chainmail Vikings, making badass shield formations and charging the enemy