10 INAPPROPRIATE Children’s Books That ACTUALLY EXIST!

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  • @DirigblePlum94
    @DirigblePlum94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    "Little Bobby is drunk again" for fucks sake Bobby, your tearing this family apart

    • @rhughes1287
      @rhughes1287 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DOCTOR WHO

    • @KyZz0524
      @KyZz0524 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @candlecove7590
      @candlecove7590 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hi, could you please stop posting hilarious funny jokes? I'm finding it hard to drink my milkshake, because its going everywhere. thanks :)

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one!

    • @jess-uw8sz
      @jess-uw8sz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh my god

  • @CaffeineDeprivation
    @CaffeineDeprivation 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    And now the last one has two sequels, "Seriously, Just Go to Sleep" and "You Have to Fucking Eat"

  • @ChozoSR388
    @ChozoSR388 8 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The only thing is, _Go The F**K To Sleep_ was never meant as a book for children; it was meant as a book for frustrated parents. It's definitely a relatable scenario, to be sure, but it also offers a bit of a humorous light on the struggles of getting your offspring down for the night.

    • @Nborodi
      @Nborodi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +ChozoSR388 NyQuil. 'Nuff said.

    • @ChozoSR388
      @ChozoSR388 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Nborodi
      Yeah, but drugging your kids is never a good moral decision...

    • @xanaduscheuers5514
      @xanaduscheuers5514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The best part of it is that Samuel L. Jackson does the Audio book!

    • @theozone1st182
      @theozone1st182 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      go the fuck to sleep

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheOzone 1st rude

  • @bobjones1432
    @bobjones1432 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Judith vigna also wrote "Nobody wants a nucular war" and "Me and mommy by ourselves again" which were also children books

    • @bobjones1432
      @bobjones1432 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And "I live with daddy" and "When erics mom fought cancer"

  • @spiritofautumn9366
    @spiritofautumn9366 8 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    GO THE F**K TO SLEEP IS MY FAVORITE.

    • @Anon-mu8re
      @Anon-mu8re 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      G O T H E F * * K T O S L E E P

    • @intangerbline3683
      @intangerbline3683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love it so much

  • @rocketsummer
    @rocketsummer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    The Loneliest Ho in the World - story of my life.

    • @slenderfoxy1324
      @slenderfoxy1324 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm with you ;(

    • @DrachenIvy
      @DrachenIvy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cri...

    • @virtualfather2438
      @virtualfather2438 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Deku Scrubber Han dies in the force awakens

    • @rocketsummer
      @rocketsummer 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Han Solo dies in star wars episode 7 the force awakens Nice try. I saw it opening night.

    • @user-bl2du9op7t
      @user-bl2du9op7t 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Michael Shafer I haven't seen the movie, so slow clap to the spoilers.

  • @Tamaki742
    @Tamaki742 8 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I mean...
    The first one's author kinda has a good point to write those books. Morbid but hey, they depict real life issues.

    • @jameer7565
      @jameer7565 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's what I was thinking

    • @brien.1810
      @brien.1810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Totally agree with you. Why not let children know of the not-so-great aspects of life?

    • @catertime3558
      @catertime3558 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my daddy drinks water.

    • @lyss5905
      @lyss5905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly. It may be traumatizing but those who have dealt with those issues have been through worse than a book

    • @cognizant3252
      @cognizant3252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep! I was raised in a family where I had a lot of criminal family members, and my parents had jobs where they dealt with terrible people being cops. I learned all about terrible situations for kids.

  • @Knavery665
    @Knavery665 8 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Omf my mom found "Go the F to sleep" in a book store and she bought it immediately

    • @mikahei8118
      @mikahei8118 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Visionary Stone I have the book

    • @joshuashwieland6185
      @joshuashwieland6185 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mom did the same!

    • @yoko3182
      @yoko3182 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Look it up on TH-cam. It's read by Samuel L Jackson.

    • @lavenderotaku2481
      @lavenderotaku2481 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s just plain funny. I love it so much. XDDD

    • @jackstutts9428
      @jackstutts9428 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My aunt found it too

  • @ZLScratch
    @ZLScratch 9 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Somebody please write "How Little Jimmy got Ebola."

  • @Mehk
    @Mehk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I don't think those books about divorce, drinking, death, and jail are inappropriate. I work at a daycare with many foster kids and these books have been their only source of appropriate explanation. Children need ways to comprehend upsetting childhood experiences that they can't understand yet. Being silent about such issues only hurts them more.
    I have never seen a child traumatized by these books. Most are made to feel more secure about their situation. Knowledge gives them security and a sense of normalcy.

    • @edenaster7275
      @edenaster7275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed ^

    • @suzannemcneal7320
      @suzannemcneal7320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Was thinking same thing but you said it better than I ever could have. Thank you for all that you do.

    • @BenjaminGessel
      @BenjaminGessel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It goes without saying that you also probably understand other views about these kinds of books. In case you don't, maybe a few thoughts for you:
      1.) Kids have no way to "filter" what they are reading.
      2.) Kids will often be unsettled, confused, etc. about adult subject matter. Naturally. They're kids. And there are still topics that are rather unsettling for adults as well...
      3.) Preparing kids for these sorts of things that can happen in life requires far more than reading a "children's book" on any of these sorts of topics. Some things like parents getting divorced can require therapists, etc.
      4.) Why would you expose kids to this darker subject matter in the first place? No CHILD should have to read such material, or even have access to it...

    • @imeancamadarie
      @imeancamadarie ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what about "The Night Dad When't To Jail" is a book that helps kids, understand adult problems ^^ also to be happy through these situations💗🙏🏻

  • @this-aint-no-party
    @this-aint-no-party 9 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Don't you think 'Cooking with Winnie' might've been a better title...?

    • @makenziepooler8801
      @makenziepooler8801 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Red Docs Yes, so much better than the normal title

    • @Appalachia_haints
      @Appalachia_haints 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I'm waiting for a book titled "Playing with Pooh". Unless that already exists.

    • @makenziepooler8801
      @makenziepooler8801 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      maybe somewhere

    • @pedejoens3610
      @pedejoens3610 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Already kinda exists

    • @imliamfahey4451
      @imliamfahey4451 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gerard Way I love you

  • @ombreblue153
    @ombreblue153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "Santa is keeping his Ho's around , ooooh Mrs.clause is gonna be mad" OMG HE PETTY 😂😂😂

    • @DualityDustman
      @DualityDustman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ooooooohhh

    • @allthetens8884
      @allthetens8884 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ombré Blue im weakkk 😂

    • @thunderstorms2112
      @thunderstorms2112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can hear his HOs every night on Christmas. 😂

    • @melissacooper4482
      @melissacooper4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Santa sure loves his ho's! 😂

    • @ismaelbalima1
      @ismaelbalima1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I got a joke. Who do you call Santa’s wife?
      Ho Ho Ho.

  • @HairJordan
    @HairJordan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    For some reason I am not that surprised that these books exist

    • @Kayla-ke1lr
      @Kayla-ke1lr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very true there are very sick people out there

    • @bckroobnzi141
      @bckroobnzi141 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Llama Kisses Nope, just poor titles.

    • @bckroobnzi141
      @bckroobnzi141 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Llama Kisses But some of these people are just weird too...

    • @Kayla-ke1lr
      @Kayla-ke1lr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +SpaceHamStudio yeah like me lol

    • @milakline
      @milakline 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you are my favorite youtuber I love you so much ❤

  • @Sleep_leaf
    @Sleep_leaf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Considering that it is 3am right now, I should listen to Samuel L Jackson read me that story.

  • @burningisis
    @burningisis 9 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Go the F to sleep is hillarious. And I think its so appropriate for the new or even experienced parent. Because they've all been there

    • @Altoryu
      @Altoryu 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Thyri Carver New parents wouldn't get it since they would not know the anger and frustration of having to raise a kid if they are a first time parent. Existing parents are more appropriate cause they can easily relate to the content within.

    • @Rick-oe7co
      @Rick-oe7co 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just say fuck, it's not that bad, I understand that Matthew didn't do it, but really, these comments are a warzone sometimes, you don't need to censor

    • @burningisis
      @burningisis 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think new parents would get it because despite being new, they are experiencing the frustration of a child who isnt going to sleep

    • @matthewsantoro-behindthesc6420
      @matthewsantoro-behindthesc6420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Thyri Carver
      Maybe ;D
      .

    • @justinlinder348
      @justinlinder348 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      My uncle has that book for his 1 year old😂

  • @aubreyathame
    @aubreyathame 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I'm surprised "Polly Paints a Penis" isn't on here.

  • @alvinhogue8412
    @alvinhogue8412 9 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Daddy I can't sleep... Dad: Its okay, I will read you a bedtime story... Once upon a time...
    Go the Fuck to sleep The end.

    • @titan1814
      @titan1814 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol hahahahhahahahahhahahajajahjahahaha best joke EVER HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAAHHABAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAHAUUUUUUUUUUUUAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

    • @GalaxysPimp
      @GalaxysPimp 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha overreaction much

    • @marialeon5562
      @marialeon5562 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha lmao

    • @TheAlienFleet
      @TheAlienFleet 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @alvinhogue8412
      @alvinhogue8412 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coming soon: "Get the fuck up!" inspired by payday 2 :D

  • @FifaCraftGaming
    @FifaCraftGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Who else burst into laughter when hearing #10?

  • @touchingthings4289
    @touchingthings4289 9 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    What about 'Mommy drinks because you're bad'

    • @alonthekiller
      @alonthekiller 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Touching Things is there really a book that that is the cover?

    • @touchingthings4289
      @touchingthings4289 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      AGkiller Not sure the exact name but it's something along the lines

    • @CalebAstle
      @CalebAstle 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Touching Things "I warned you! Now look at what you've made me do! YOU DID THIS!!!"

    • @alonthekiller
      @alonthekiller 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL :D

    • @glacial_stars
      @glacial_stars 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's not real D: it was photo shopped

  • @hagamori2603
    @hagamori2603 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    IM GASPING FOR AIR LMAO

    • @bamboozel1604
      @bamboozel1604 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Santana That’s weird

  • @mattiemoo6481
    @mattiemoo6481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    OMG...I have the "Go the f**k to sleep" book. My parents read that to me as a child! XDXDXD

    • @georgia-mn7hl
      @georgia-mn7hl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lucky!!!

    • @adirondacknorthway
      @adirondacknorthway 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to have that book, but my parents never let me read it ;-;

    • @marx2282
      @marx2282 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I want that book. XD Lucky!

    • @Healthbrain-hp6ci
      @Healthbrain-hp6ci 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i do to.

    • @andrewtorres8793
      @andrewtorres8793 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So you are like, 6 years old? That book was published in 2011. You are quite articulate for a kid in the 1st grade.

  • @ianconnor9580
    @ianconnor9580 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Was anyone else read the Calvin and Hobbes series as a child?

    • @YamiSpyroX
      @YamiSpyroX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It has adult humor, but it's not necessarily inappropriate for children.
      Okay for little kids yes, because it occasionally goes into more mature themes.

    • @kiwinglo6737
      @kiwinglo6737 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I still read it

    • @FilmmakeroftheFuture
      @FilmmakeroftheFuture 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ian Connor I often read it myself.

    • @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451
      @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ian Connor easily my favourite comic series

    • @maxXploration
      @maxXploration 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      YYYYUUUUSSSSS

  • @madmatt1998
    @madmatt1998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Go the F**k to Sleep"
    Suddenly I remember Nostalgia Critic
    ( Sharkboy and Lavagirl review )

  • @sylvianaroyale4225
    @sylvianaroyale4225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    7:19
    Sesame Street Did A Better Job Of Dealing With Real World Problems Such As Death, Autism And Even Homelessness. Kudos To Them.

  • @uptownladygo
    @uptownladygo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I grew up German and we had some pretty horrific stories lol
    one example one guy chopped wood on Sunday and got tired so he sat down beside one and got attached to if for the rest of his life and if people chopped that tree it was bleeding and he got hurt lol
    plus one where the dad was drunk and one day killed his wife and two kids plus much more ;-)

  • @clotted6441
    @clotted6441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I own cooking with pooh... the recipes r delicious :D

  • @ladylionXOX
    @ladylionXOX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I'm surprised the book "Do you want to play with my balls?" isn't on here!

    • @EvelynSpeedwagon
      @EvelynSpeedwagon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rome Alexander it’s a satire book so it’s target isn’t children

  • @CrochetDHD
    @CrochetDHD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love "Go the F*ck to Sleep" especially as read by Samuel L. Jackson. It is the best book ever!

  • @nirriii
    @nirriii 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Well... I was 8 years old when my dad died and after that my mom started drinking. It would have been pretty sweet if someone had brought up stories about losing a parent and what to do when your parent drinks too much and is abusive.

    • @nirriii
      @nirriii 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Robertson Thank you, I appreciate it. I'm turning 26 in January so I have had quite some time to learn to live with it.

    • @toyrolla9989
      @toyrolla9989 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +nirriii You must've had a hard time

    • @nirriii
      @nirriii 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Deziire Yeah, cannot deny that.... My dog was my best friend(we got him a year before my dad died). I took him out for walks twice a day and told him all of my secrets and once we went home we cuddled. He was around the size of a german shepherd so there was plenty to cuddle.

    • @damienkaran7624
      @damienkaran7624 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +nirriii you're a strong man. much respect you, you really have been through a lot and I'm glad that your best friend has been there for you. my best friends are like my lifeline and I appreciate them so much, I wonder sometimes how my life would turn out without them. Stay strong, brotha, we are with you!

    • @nirriii
      @nirriii 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damien Karan Thank you, I appreciate it.
      ... I'm a female tho.

  • @kriafettuccine9046
    @kriafettuccine9046 9 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    oh gosh my mom read me "go the f*** to sleep" when i was little........(what a great bedtime story)

    • @marieclairelebel
      @marieclairelebel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +eric cervantes Yeah, sure.Nevermind the fact that the book came out 4 years ago...

    • @kriafettuccine9046
      @kriafettuccine9046 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol ik she read it to me and my brother i was 10 now i'm 14

    • @ThePilleroflightning
      @ThePilleroflightning 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +eric cervantes I find that hard to believe since you can't spell...

    • @mrcoolguy32
      @mrcoolguy32 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +eric cervantes that's so fucking funny!

    • @dansupreme9595
      @dansupreme9595 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +eric cervantes Gorillazzz

  • @thearmada6248
    @thearmada6248 8 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Timmy:Dad I don't want to sleep
    Dad: Then read this book
    Timmy: Whats it called
    Dad: GO THE F**K TO SLEEP!
    Edit:Wow 170 likes. Thats the most i've ever gotten.

  • @maysonpietsch6306
    @maysonpietsch6306 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    There is also a book he didn't say called all my friends are dead. Search it up online and go to images, I dare you!

    • @TheMagesticTofu
      @TheMagesticTofu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mayson Pietsch ok

    • @Callie-zq3ew
      @Callie-zq3ew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mayson Pietsch
      Attack on Titan in a nutshell

    • @garlicflowerzzz
      @garlicflowerzzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's a comedy book.. it's not scary.. it's drawn in cartoons

    • @jaelynnlash2131
      @jaelynnlash2131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Froot Bat yea that book is awesome

    • @il-dottore
      @il-dottore 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is a book called Polly Paints A Penis

  • @trevorransford
    @trevorransford 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I thought you would put the book "the little match girl" here, it is a kids book that they should just make a little harder and give to older kids. my friends shown it to me when we where in a KINDERGARTEN CLASS. it about this girl who didn't sell any mates when she went out and she was afraid to go home because her dad would beat her. she then goes into an allyway and almost freezes to death before lighting a match and seeing food, lighting another and seeing a happy family and Christmas then lighting a third where she saw her dead grandma. she then hugs her grandma as she fucking dies with her. the final page was the police going "she must of got lost and light matches, there are burnt mates all around her" or something.

    • @DyslexicGamer
      @DyslexicGamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Melisa Ransford Is that for real?! That's pretty fucked up for a children's book! I think they had a skit on robot chickens based off that book

    • @Chourtaird1
      @Chourtaird1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Melisa Ransford In the version of Grimms Fairy tales in my parent's house there is a story called "as the children played slauthering/butchering" (it's in german I am not sure about the english title). It's technically not a fairy tale but part of the book and basically it's the story of a family being wiped out (2 adults, 2 children, 1 baby) with no magic or happy end or something.
      That said the original Grimms Fairy tales are already brutal when they are actual fairy tales.

    • @Tepidtamales
      @Tepidtamales 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Melisa Ransford yep, I remember that book. I had a teacher who read that book to us in 4th grade.

    • @wangzisworks
      @wangzisworks 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've read this XD thanks for reminding me. Myon has a lot of creepy ass shit books

    • @knickkromptin5354
      @knickkromptin5354 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disney made a short about this you can find it on Netflix

  • @Nudah
    @Nudah 9 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    i love you

  • @biguabechazara4867
    @biguabechazara4867 9 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    i actually have go the f*** to sleep!!!

    • @ayoody3yeq
      @ayoody3yeq 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Michal Yaari LOL why

    • @SconVideos
      @SconVideos 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ayoody 3yeq Because it's late?!

    • @ayoody3yeq
      @ayoody3yeq 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      what

    • @SconVideos
      @SconVideos 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ayoody 3yeq Because it's late as in, staying up to watch videos :)

    • @ayoody3yeq
      @ayoody3yeq 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

  • @cc4ss185
    @cc4ss185 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I had already heard of go the ***k to sleep, but when I saw it in stores, I literally died!

  • @Sammyyaam
    @Sammyyaam 9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    There's a worm in that salad. How is that supposed to convince anyone to eat healthily?

  • @Allthenightslikethis
    @Allthenightslikethis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have to say some of the books about traumatizing life experiences are helpful for the right kid in the right situation. when i was little my best friend died suddenly and books like that helped me understand a lot more and cope a lot better.

  • @CarAmeL624
    @CarAmeL624 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    My fave inappropriate children's book: "The House that Crack Built"
    😏

    • @mikotowolfe7752
      @mikotowolfe7752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CarAmeL624 that's a pun off the torchwood series novel " The house that Jack built"

    • @trinitysegura6859
      @trinitysegura6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes! I remember that!

  • @Treydemark
    @Treydemark 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Took me 7 seconds to see what's wrong with the title "Cooking with Pooh"

    • @prestonwhitmore365
      @prestonwhitmore365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it took me 9009 seconds (anyone who gets that joke is amazing)

    • @peterlyall7488
      @peterlyall7488 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alexandra Boenig I got it..Pooh is a name for Poop from where I'm from

  • @frannylpfan
    @frannylpfan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I had to google "Toss my Salad" Thanks alot Matt.

    • @wroughtiron6031
      @wroughtiron6031 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Francesca Grech (frannylpfan) I was wondering what it meant for a long time. I also Finally googled it. Wow.

    • @fdw1977
      @fdw1977 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +# 12D3 Your profile picture made me think you were someone else

    • @jordanlove8720
      @jordanlove8720 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      a lot* c;

    • @dredbeautyandrea
      @dredbeautyandrea 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      noobs

    • @juliusmiguelvillalon7696
      @juliusmiguelvillalon7696 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      now your mind is dirty thanks matt you really destroys innocense and thats a god thing hahahahahaha

  • @samjudge1240
    @samjudge1240 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Personalty..I see no reason why these books should not be made and shown to the world, they hold important truth in human nature, sure it may be a little depressing but at lest it a tempt to tell a personal perspective in a deep context yet light way.
    last part of I say way, that last book is frickin hilarious (read by Sam Jackson), really is genius and true.

    • @TheBAGman17
      @TheBAGman17 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Sam Judge the only one i find really inappropriate was the one that seemed was with kinda creepy games and that "you will never be an astronaut" one. otherwise the title was unfortunate, never meant for children, or dealt with serious issues.

    • @MrDrewwills
      @MrDrewwills 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Sam Judge Yeah like even sesame street is covering the topic of kids parents going to jail, freaking sesame street. Most of them are either a joke or good lessens. Except the things to do inside and the astonaut one. Those were horrible.

    • @lilacslither8041
      @lilacslither8041 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Sam Judge I could not agree more. Hell, the only book I had a problem with was the astronaut one. The games, well, are all types of games many of us played as kids. It is only now, in an age where everything is perverted that innocent words and games become suspect. Sad.

    • @samjudge1240
      @samjudge1240 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lilac Slither Maybe so but I would still say pussy cat like Tom Jones song without problem.

    • @lilacslither8041
      @lilacslither8041 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree fully. People are, way too sensitive these days.

  • @diebananaface
    @diebananaface 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:25 joey's rough childhood was his rattata being beat up

  • @guillermoherrera9860
    @guillermoherrera9860 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "the night daddy went to jail"
    reparable

  • @katyexe8456
    @katyexe8456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    We read #1 in school, in second grade...

    • @slily9789
      @slily9789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dang 😨

    • @irumamiu
      @irumamiu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      um um your teachers let you? o.o

    • @katyexe8456
      @katyexe8456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SugarSprinklesxox i go to a catholic school too😂idk whats wrong with them...

    • @madmouse1014
      @madmouse1014 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +XxBehindTheBitxX ... you sure they weren't pretending to be catholic school?? O.o

    • @katyexe8456
      @katyexe8456 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +madmouse 101 ya never kno😂

  • @zk6754
    @zk6754 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    christmas aint christmas without my hos.....ROFLMAO!!!!!

  • @Feloification
    @Feloification 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "The Loneliest Ho In the World" I feel attacked.

  • @klegend0
    @klegend0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    No ....not the younglings

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    6:35 is what happens when the creepy cat women with 50 cats writes a book

  • @stubadoo0407
    @stubadoo0407 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I'm getting all theses books for my nephew

    • @zackzryder9859
      @zackzryder9859 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @pheebug
      @pheebug 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm getting there for my older brother xD

    • @hanetmo
      @hanetmo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you really hate your nephew don't you?

    • @nicolecastillo7426
      @nicolecastillo7426 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      even the christmas book? 4k on amazon

  • @rachelwinkler1268
    @rachelwinkler1268 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You should read “Death in a Nut” by Eric Maddern... amazingly weird but beautiful illustrations.

  • @finn7819
    @finn7819 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    In regards to authors checking out popular slang it reminds me of the fact there's a show on Disney Junior (or whatever the younger channel is now) in which a character apparently says yuri is slang for awesome (or something like that)
    Like great! Now 5 year olds are gonna be looking up yuri. Thanks researchers.

    • @HippoPig21_is_awesome
      @HippoPig21_is_awesome 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If anyone knows about yuri, it's you, Undyne.

    • @finn7819
      @finn7819 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HippoPig21 Uhm... well... Alphys may have lent me a few different books on the subject.
      Shut up! I'm tough! I love to eat rocks!

    • @finn7819
      @finn7819 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** Of course it is! And you're lying if you say it isn't- I won't believe you for a second

    • @somerandomguy2263
      @somerandomguy2263 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Undyne UNDYNE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WATCHED MATTHEW!

    • @finn7819
      @finn7819 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Papyrus the great I figured I should learn a little more about these humans that live on the surface. I'm still waiting to find an actual giant sword

  • @hackersunited2000
    @hackersunited2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Imagine Donald Trump without the money."
    OH GOD MY EYES MATT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

  • @atalentlessidiot7872
    @atalentlessidiot7872 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:34 Explains how I feel about all these Elsa and Spider-Man videos.

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least the ElsaxJack Frost [Elsa Frost?] shipping makes sense.

  • @MrsSasukeUchiha
    @MrsSasukeUchiha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    this is what I need to tell myself when I'm still up...playing video games at 3am
    😁🤣😂
    "Go the F**k to Sleep"

  • @Deaganerate
    @Deaganerate 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    I have go the fuck to sleep

    • @axwolf2692
      @axwolf2692 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      mysticLeviathan may same

    • @artemrysin3035
      @artemrysin3035 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      me to

    • @angelxbabe
      @angelxbabe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Anon-mu8re
      @Anon-mu8re 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      G O T H E F U C K T O S L E E P!

    • @catspaw3092
      @catspaw3092 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson it's totally hilarious.

  • @nexus-mmvi
    @nexus-mmvi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    no.10 is the best title ever

  • @NagisaShiota11
    @NagisaShiota11 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    go the F to sleep wasn't really meant as a children's book it was meant for the parents to enjoy.

  • @MrSpoon-kv2ze
    @MrSpoon-kv2ze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember my parents giving me a book called "What About Me?" when I was about 7 years old. My big sister, who was a year older than I was, had cancer and died at a pretty young age. The book they gave me was to try and understand what was happening. Even after she died, I still didn't get the concept of death.

  • @Laurentiusje
    @Laurentiusje 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    most books on this list aren't that bad

    • @HazelDavetta
      @HazelDavetta 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Lulz2the Powerof7 I think he meant to say that there was a couple of book he does not agree with to be in the list. At least, I hope that's what he meant to say. XD If not, and if he happens to be older than 13, I fear for his future.

    • @FirstLast-sy3rf
      @FirstLast-sy3rf 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hyrum Larson (DubiousOwl2) XD

    • @carmenarelysfeliciano-rodr3724
      @carmenarelysfeliciano-rodr3724 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Hyrum Larson (DubiousOwl2) yo how u doing?

    • @HazelDavetta
      @HazelDavetta 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carmen Arelys Feliciano Great! Thanks for asking!

    • @carmenarelysfeliciano-rodr3724
      @carmenarelysfeliciano-rodr3724 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      my favorite is go the fuck to sleep cuz of the name

  • @silvernote8304
    @silvernote8304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Couldn't stop laughing on the last one XD

  • @YamiSpyroX
    @YamiSpyroX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Top 10 Inappropriate Childrens Book Series's.
    Wings of Fire: enough said.

    • @YamiSpyroX
      @YamiSpyroX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me when I first read it.
      "Am I reading a fantasy series about dragons or am I reading a Spyro Creepypasta!?!?"

    • @pixel5708
      @pixel5708 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm planning to read the series is it any good?

    • @Spineless-Lobster
      @Spineless-Lobster 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Ozog I wanna read it but you changed my mind

    • @Izzy-gi9bn
      @Izzy-gi9bn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love that series bro

  • @sandriabasile8424
    @sandriabasile8424 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is by far my most favorite video EVEREVEREVER on TH-cam!!! Thank you SO SO SO much!!!

  • @rp5863
    @rp5863 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    well now there's version of go the f to sleep read by Morgan Freeman, my life is complete.

  • @eliasgibson3932
    @eliasgibson3932 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I know what I'm checking out at the Library's! :D

  • @theoreticallyspeaking4210
    @theoreticallyspeaking4210 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Go the f*** to sleep isn't really a kids book.

  • @TheRoadGeek266
    @TheRoadGeek266 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is basically children’s books that the kids read in The Simpsons and Family Guy

  • @raima4654
    @raima4654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just died when he said "Pooh got Stuck"

  • @VezixHaikal
    @VezixHaikal 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i dont understand about cooking with pooh,

    • @jacobhugo6081
      @jacobhugo6081 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who could tell?

    • @1sund51
      @1sund51 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vezix Haikal me neither, pooh is his name so..

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Vezix Haikal
      Pooh sounds exactly like "Poo", and poo is another word for poop or shit, in case you didn't guess that.

    • @bckroobnzi141
      @bckroobnzi141 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well then, you must have very few brain cells!

    • @briannaharter4411
      @briannaharter4411 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mostly it is the mind of immature adults.that is how most of these inappropriate thing get considered inappropriate that and well wanting to talk down to kids/shelter them.both more having to do with stupidity rather things actually be inappropriate.

  • @Alahyana
    @Alahyana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The games in the indoor book are old games that exist since I was a child... I played the one with the cat, the person who is the cat tries to make the other laught... the problem is that now people think badly about anything, like hugs and kisses (something kids do normally)... I think our society is mentally sick, everything is sexual for people, like innocent games like that... so who is wrong??? I think the people that think that a hug and kiss between two small kids is sexual is a sick person!!!
    Note: many those games we used to play even outside, but many times inside is raining days!!!

  • @makiahjamison
    @makiahjamison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Middle School: Geronimo Stilton
    High School: Maximum Ride

  • @keelanluxford5945
    @keelanluxford5945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP lol i fucking loved that

    • @lorddraugr3138
      @lorddraugr3138 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dose any one know who that last one reminded me of

    • @sparkles_bi-turbo96
      @sparkles_bi-turbo96 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +2nd Sun.exe Samuel L Jackson

    • @myunicornlovesmarilynmanson
      @myunicornlovesmarilynmanson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      all I could think of is Jeff The Killer

    • @rileyc.3334
      @rileyc.3334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DID U SEE THE VIDEO OF MISHA COLLINS READING IT???

  • @lailaahmed808
    @lailaahmed808 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    why do these authors want children to have a terrible childhood? !

    • @OlTol21
      @OlTol21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I guess they ran out of ideas

    • @squirclequir1800
      @squirclequir1800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most of them just want kids to know the realization how the human reality is worse. The Perverted books one in my opinion are also relatable to the kids that are perveted in life at a very young.
      Reality is well really existing so the authors try to help the close-minded kids to realize how human reality can be so down like drugs, abuse, dissapointments, pedophiles, murders, deaths and more

    • @squirclequir1800
      @squirclequir1800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The authors didn't want terrible childhood they just to let them now life itself with its nature of so called reality

  • @parallel4
    @parallel4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1. Twilight
    I consider it children's if it's not for adults.

    • @niximhou1756
      @niximhou1756 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +Emerald Daffana I consider it not for anyone

    • @katiefrank7351
      @katiefrank7351 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Katy l0l pssh, Satan doesn't want such awful literature down there

    • @jimking3798
      @jimking3798 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Katie Williams who told you

    • @matthewsantoro-behindthesc6420
      @matthewsantoro-behindthesc6420 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Emerald Daffana
      I consider it not for anyone xD
      .

    • @JoanGardnerLadyQuintala
      @JoanGardnerLadyQuintala 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, there are a lot who really like these books!!!!!, and they're young adult...not children's books!!! 😛

  • @peterabraham6925
    @peterabraham6925 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    GENIUS!! Brightened MY day... Thanks man.

  • @Caitilizzie
    @Caitilizzie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:30 Now I know what to buy my single best friend as a gag gift xD

    • @Caitilizzie
      @Caitilizzie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Never mind, they're $4,000, fuck that

    • @reshmat5407
      @reshmat5407 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Cat ❤ lol

    • @pheebug
      @pheebug 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol santa: where the hos at xD

  • @ToaastyKoyote
    @ToaastyKoyote 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    That title is shit! I mean Pooh...

    • @candlecove7590
      @candlecove7590 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ba-dum tss

    • @ToaastyKoyote
      @ToaastyKoyote 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Esther Coleman MSP Pure comedy gold right?

    • @Mister8
      @Mister8 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BOO! GET OFF THE STAGE!

    • @ToaastyKoyote
      @ToaastyKoyote 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mister 8 Aww. okay.

    • @thewot3259
      @thewot3259 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your drunk again that's why I told you to never drink beer again now go the fuck to sleep

  • @nuffolk
    @nuffolk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Go the F**k the sleep"
    ITS ONE OF THE BESTSELLING AMAZON BOOK
    I cant even fucking breathe xD

  • @ravynnesilverhawk9380
    @ravynnesilverhawk9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I even remember "Who Will Toss My Salad" ...?

  • @rileyc.3334
    @rileyc.3334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Y'ALL NEED TO LOOK UP MISHA COLLINS READING GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. IMMEDIATELY AFTER U WATCH THIS.

    • @hermionetwo2739
      @hermionetwo2739 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNEW MISHA READ IT XD!!!!!!

    • @karb5707
      @karb5707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OH MY FUDGING GOD

    • @pajamamangames1303
      @pajamamangames1303 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      JESUS CHRIST THAT SAME BOOK IS IN MY BASEMENT AS WE SPEAK.
      Why are we doing this?

    • @axwolf2692
      @axwolf2692 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pajama Man Games because science

    • @coryjourdan8975
      @coryjourdan8975 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      \gggggdf juresfhjg xd. buyfery6v gegijhbvy7iw kooikoooooooooo [ g TV uid5tsgnjh

  • @hollybee7687
    @hollybee7687 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I COMPLETELY LOST IT AT 'THE LONELIEST HO IN THE WORLD', IDEK WHY 😂

  • @noanibbelink6374
    @noanibbelink6374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Go the Fuck to sleep was the number 18 book at my local Chapters lol

  • @PhantomDawg99
    @PhantomDawg99 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This reminds me of when I was in creative writing class in high school and our teacher actually gave us a list of short story titles *not* to use because they had negative connotations attached to them.

  • @riffsix
    @riffsix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    my brother has Go the F**k to Sleep.

  • @youinanalternateuniverse
    @youinanalternateuniverse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I saw Go The F**k to Sleep in my bookstore.

    • @kellyhe3012
      @kellyhe3012 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +You in an alternate universe i need to go the fuck to sleep rn its like 12:00 am flat

  • @binkypoo4218
    @binkypoo4218 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Reply to me if Saitama is good at making videos

    • @F3RR4R142
      @F3RR4R142 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +infinity gaming you...you replied

    • @candycanestripes1305
      @candycanestripes1305 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Shawn* Inc. ...As did you.

    • @F3RR4R142
      @F3RR4R142 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Candycane Stripes ..And you too

  • @mutantbrain92
    @mutantbrain92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's a book that Samuel L. Jackson reads called "Stay the f**k at home" about staying home during covid 19. It's hilarious.

  • @rexevans100
    @rexevans100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Cooking With Pooh was done on purpose....

  • @nepetalovemail1625
    @nepetalovemail1625 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm surprised "Why is Mommy Moaning?" isn't on here

  • @Awesome78a
    @Awesome78a 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    On the part where he mentioned "go the f*ck to sleep " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @zaklangdon
    @zaklangdon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've got that book about Santa's 'HO' and I actually used to read it all the time as a kid

  • @midnamoon6365
    @midnamoon6365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Of course anything with the f word is a best seller... I must be the only young person who hates that word with every fiber of my being...

    • @zashgekido5616
      @zashgekido5616 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeup ^^

    • @professorphoenixia1245
      @professorphoenixia1245 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can definitely relate to that.😐

    • @LAST_STAND_FAN
      @LAST_STAND_FAN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey, I hate it too.

    • @gratehouse
      @gratehouse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It makes people sound like imbeciles, not to be rude.

    • @sparklez63368
      @sparklez63368 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You definetly arent the only one.

  • @peenut169
    @peenut169 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Go the F*** to Sleep?" More like "Get the F*** Up."

  • @alexthetrashgod1047
    @alexthetrashgod1047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually love that author

  • @MetaRift
    @MetaRift 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm actually kind of surprised that the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series isn't on this list due to the nightmarish drawings.

  • @kianreppion6373
    @kianreppion6373 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    IM EARLY FOR ONCE

  • @mohmmednour3217
    @mohmmednour3217 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Goosebumps: best books ever

  • @jasonmeinders4441
    @jasonmeinders4441 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ya lets cook with poo did I spell that wrong?????????

  • @SugaComa101
    @SugaComa101 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am literally laughing out loud at some of these titles. I stumbled upon your channel and I subscribed almost immediately. When you spoke about the "games you can play with your p***y" and said it was a little suggestive, out loud I said "a little?" You crack me up. Keep up the great job.

  • @ollienix3285
    @ollienix3285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Every single one of these comments is about the last one on the list