"I don't understand. I greeted them very politely at the gate. There were like, lots of them but one of me, but I showed no fear." "Very good, very good. What else?" "Oh! I told them of their friend. Gave them back his fancy shirt, even went on and on about how brave and tough he was." "And that gained you their good graces, yes?" "No, not at all. One of them even lopped my head off with his sword! After I tried to make friendly small-talk about royalty and such, what with him being a royal." "Wow. You remembered to smile?" "Yes! I smiled so many times! I was being so nice! Even made reassuring noises each time I did." "Well that's just rude." "Used to be a time when you're coming to evict someone from their lands, you'd have a bit of gosh darned sympathy y'know." "No respect these days, just no respect. Well, time to pack I guess. I'll really miss this place." "Bring it in, big guy. There you go. Don't let them get to you."
@@ComedicPause "Hey guys, lets not act like we all haven't pulled the limbs off a still living, actively screaming rat now, mkay? Like we aaall know the look of abject terror they give when you move on from the shoulder joint and start removing ribs - I am not the bad guy here, I am just a guy, same as you fellas. oh hey, whats the sword for?"
So like Gandalf had to know that it was a fake-out right? I mean if Frodo was dead it would mean Sauron had the ring and he'd be out there shit stomping them for fun. He probably didn't let on that he knew since Sauron probably thought the ring was with Aragorn by this point and he wouldn't have wanted to give up what the tiny hobbit was doing in Mordor.
@@trustmeImadoc91 Hard to say. Sauron is not unbeatable, and he lost to an "Isildur" before WITH the ring. Why take the chance fighting when you can send out an army 20x the size (or however big it was) to mop up the remnants of the opposition? Even if Sauron had the Ring, my guess is he'd see Aragorn sitting there with Anduril, and he'd be like, "Yeah. Screw that. I got 100,000 disposable orcs here."
@@asparapee4213 Well in terms of the lore this and the Witch-King breaking Gandalfs staff didn’t really happen as described. It would have been more fitting for Aragorn to not behead the Mouth of Sauron so in that regard I get why they removed it despite being a good scene.
I am glad they did. This mouth of Sauron was ridiculous to be honest. The way it turned his head, and seemed confused by what was going on, made him look like a fool rather than an evil threat. Plus the CGI was not that great at all.
@@trustmeImadoc91 not necessarily, I'm reading the book for the first time and an important thing to note is that in the book, the Mouth shows them items of both Frodo and Sam, and the reader is much more sure that Sam is still alive after the encounter with Shelob. The movie changing it to just the mithril means the rest of what's left of the Fellowship could easily believe that Frodo is dead but Sam may have gotten away, and he would have taken the Ring with him if he did. They also go more into how it seems Sauron doesn't have the Ring because of how he's acting, he believes it's in Minas Tirith, until Aragorn challenges him with the Palantír, making him think that he's repeating Isildur's mistake of being too cocky with the Ring, bringing his downfall. How he reacts to that shows them that he doesn't have the Ring, because if he did, he wouldn't take the bait in the hopes of getting it back. So in short, Gandalf can believe Frodo is dead and Sauron still doesn't have the Ring. That said, he still totally believes he's going to die in this battle, its only purpose was to buy Gondor and the hobbits a little bit more time.
@@The_Sharktocrab "Hey, do you want to serve the master of evil? We have murder, torture, and slavery. Everyone is miserable, and we only obey because we have no choice. Do you want to be our friend?"
maybe it's me but i could have sworn when i watched this movie the first time it had this scene. And the other one where Sauromon falls on the spike i swear I saw that in theaters.
@@BurtBot Gosh! I'm really chuffed about that to be honest. Your vids always bring a little smile to my face. Take care and have a merry christmas man!
Mouth of Sauron: "BTW any of you guys have a spare toothbrush? You'd be shocked to see how few stores sell them in Mordor and I could really use one. Here I'll trade you a mithril vest for one..."
You should do Saruman's address to the orc army at Isengard, but make him sound completely disinterested, like he's just going through the motions and gives up before her reaches the end.
0:27 The funniest thing to me is that this is probably how Aragorn actually heard him talking in his head. The Mouth thinks he’s scaring the shit out of him, but the King just looks at him like he’s some kind of bad joke. He’s so done with Sauron’s shit by now that he’s actually starting to find it funny😂
He’s most likely a Black Numenorean who was a great sorcerer. If he was the one of the most trusted servants of Sauron he’s most likely received additional abilities and corrupted tremendously from Sauron. The book doesn’t really go into detail but l like Jackson’s interpretation.
"A tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse… The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm, and witty was his manner...' It is a gift! thank you! Brilliant 😁 Sha shaah!
The heartless banality of the voice while the characters become so emotional actually makes it feel more heartbreaking. Like, this being is so evil it just gets mild delight out of the supposed long torture and death if their dear friend.
Sauron: I told my sister her son wouldnt be a good fit for this job, i kept telling her he just doesnt have a good enough voice to be the mouth of a dark lord but what happened then, out comes the tears and all the talk about how he is my nephew and i "should give him a chance". Last time i hire my family to do anything, next time im getting professionals
At first I thought you didn't show the head chopping because of the risk of TH-cam taking it down or something. But then Aragron sais "I believe it" .... and then i got the joke
Know that he suffered greatly at the hand of his host. Who would of thought one so small could endure so much pain, and he did Gandalf gosh he sure did
In my country there's a lotr marathon these days, the uncut versions of one film each night. Tonight it's the return of the king. I won't be able to watch this scene with a straight face... THANKS lol
All jokes aside this is one of my favorite parts of this movie because it makes what Aragorn and co. do next all the more powerful. The "token" he was bidden to show them was Frodo's mithril shirt. The most important thing of all that that tells them is that Frodo is not only dead, but it also presumes that the ring has finally fallen back into enemy hands. This means that they would have absolutely no chance of defeating Sauron. But they gave it their all in a final last stand anyway.
Now I know you've been going for really cool characters like the Orcs and the Mouth of Sauron but I would absolutely love to see wormtounge's creepy speech but with a normal voice🤣🤣
This makes him seem like just an asshole instead of actually evil and it's amazing
the passive aggressive mouth of sauron
The Mouth of Sauron is like a few dudes I've worked with in IT jobs. "Sha-sha!"
I think that is the point
Sounds like Deadpool.
@@ChristianProtossDragoon
There should be a reference in the next deadpool, showing him talking to the fellowship.
Would be so damn funny.
"I don't understand. I greeted them very politely at the gate. There were like, lots of them but one of me, but I showed no fear."
"Very good, very good. What else?"
"Oh! I told them of their friend. Gave them back his fancy shirt, even went on and on about how brave and tough he was."
"And that gained you their good graces, yes?"
"No, not at all. One of them even lopped my head off with his sword! After I tried to make friendly small-talk about royalty and such, what with him being a royal."
"Wow. You remembered to smile?"
"Yes! I smiled so many times! I was being so nice! Even made reassuring noises each time I did."
"Well that's just rude."
"Used to be a time when you're coming to evict someone from their lands, you'd have a bit of gosh darned sympathy y'know."
"No respect these days, just no respect. Well, time to pack I guess. I'll really miss this place."
"Bring it in, big guy. There you go. Don't let them get to you."
*goshdarn sympathy
Sauron being a friendly, unassertive neighbor is the best thing.
@@CatherineLHaws well spotted, and duly fixed! That's much better, thanks.
Yes
This is hilarious
He was the 1 out of 10 dentists
Lmao
Under. Rated. Comment.
Oh my gosh!
Gosh!
🤣
Why doesn't this comment have more likes? Gosh!
When the DM isn't very good at doing voices for the NPCs, but still tries their best.
Dragon masturbator?
The constant snarky " aHA!" Is the best
He thinks he's such a hunk
@@BurtBot I mean look at him. He totally is. I could get lost in that smile.
When did he say aHA! ????
Shu shah!
"Needless to say, I had the last laugh."
"Who'dve thought someone so small could endure so much pain... y'know?!"
That part was my favourite 🤣
The way he punctuated that line makes it seem he was trying to make innocent water cooler talk. It was perfect.
@@ComedicPause "Hey guys, lets not act like we all haven't pulled the limbs off a still living, actively screaming rat now, mkay? Like we aaall know the look of abject terror they give when you move on from the shoulder joint and start removing ribs - I am not the bad guy here, I am just a guy, same as you fellas. oh hey, whats the sword for?"
Whenever anyone says “Gosh” it just makes it so much funnier
Gosh!!!
Is that better?
One Gosh! To Rule Them All
Gosh
"gosh" is in all of these and it's lowkey the best part lol
@@jmckendry84 🤣🤣🤣
this is the best voice acting I've ever had the pleasure to listen to
Gosh, thank you!
"Eeeee"
"Ashasha"
I fucking love this
Reminded me of Dale Gribble. "Sha-sha-shaaa!"
1:02
Also my favourite part 🤣
Analyze as I might, I cannot understand why I find that "Ha sha sha" so unbelievably funny.
@@aurelio3410 Thank you!
To this day I don't know why they cut this scene out. It makes "For Frodo." That much more powerful since they are convinced he's actually dead.
So like Gandalf had to know that it was a fake-out right? I mean if Frodo was dead it would mean Sauron had the ring and he'd be out there shit stomping them for fun. He probably didn't let on that he knew since Sauron probably thought the ring was with Aragorn by this point and he wouldn't have wanted to give up what the tiny hobbit was doing in Mordor.
@@trustmeImadoc91 Hard to say. Sauron is not unbeatable, and he lost to an "Isildur" before WITH the ring. Why take the chance fighting when you can send out an army 20x the size (or however big it was) to mop up the remnants of the opposition?
Even if Sauron had the Ring, my guess is he'd see Aragorn sitting there with Anduril, and he'd be like, "Yeah. Screw that. I got 100,000 disposable orcs here."
@@asparapee4213 Well in terms of the lore this and the Witch-King breaking Gandalfs staff didn’t really happen as described. It would have been more fitting for Aragorn to not behead the Mouth of Sauron so in that regard I get why they removed it despite being a good scene.
I am glad they did. This mouth of Sauron was ridiculous to be honest. The way it turned his head, and seemed confused by what was going on, made him look like a fool rather than an evil threat. Plus the CGI was not that great at all.
@@trustmeImadoc91 not necessarily, I'm reading the book for the first time and an important thing to note is that in the book, the Mouth shows them items of both Frodo and Sam, and the reader is much more sure that Sam is still alive after the encounter with Shelob. The movie changing it to just the mithril means the rest of what's left of the Fellowship could easily believe that Frodo is dead but Sam may have gotten away, and he would have taken the Ring with him if he did. They also go more into how it seems Sauron doesn't have the Ring because of how he's acting, he believes it's in Minas Tirith, until Aragorn challenges him with the Palantír, making him think that he's repeating Isildur's mistake of being too cocky with the Ring, bringing his downfall. How he reacts to that shows them that he doesn't have the Ring, because if he did, he wouldn't take the bait in the hopes of getting it back. So in short, Gandalf can believe Frodo is dead and Sauron still doesn't have the Ring. That said, he still totally believes he's going to die in this battle, its only purpose was to buy Gondor and the hobbits a little bit more time.
Aragorn’s look and the “sha-shaaa!”
The "sha-shaa!" was so goddamn good. I've been throwing stuff at my kids and making that noise all morning now.
Yesss 😂😂
What is he dale gribble
@@rustyshackelford3590 pocket sand!
@@Lunchb0xbadger only legends know why this is funny :D
The guy who voices this has the most normal voice of all time.
The way he mocks them... it’s just so mildly infuriating... Gosh...
Not the most convincing emissary of darkness I've seen. And yes I've seen a few.
For a diplomat he's not very diplomatic. Aragorn barely looks bad killing him and usually killing diplomats is a massive taboo
@@gagecole4913 to be fair being the diplomat of a dark lord is a tough job
@@The_Sharktocrab "Hey, do you want to serve the master of evil? We have murder, torture, and slavery. Everyone is miserable, and we only obey because we have no choice. Do you want to be our friend?"
@@gagecole4913 If the diplomat starts to play mind games and bragging about how much their prisoners are suffering it's kinda fair game.
😂 lol I love the "you know?" at 1:32 ... as if Gandalf and the others would want to have a conversation about it
Lmao 😆. This comment had me laughing for several minutes.
The Fellowship have really lost their social skills. 😂
"Gosh, he sure did!"
Haha!
I read this as that scene played.
I fucking dieddddd
I love how Aragorn is just annoyed with that “Eeeee”
The way he “Hee Hees” and smiles with the little laugh
😂😂
When he turns his head and giggles *just girly things*
Honestly, the funniest thing for me is Aragorn's first look, like he is thinking "My god, who is this dork?"
I was waiting for the gosh, was not dissapointet
The Mouth of Sauron, Lieutenant of Barad-dur... also known as Kevin.
Everyone who only watched the theatrical version must be so confused.
What's this theatrical version people speak of?
@@gohawks3571 it didn't contain this wonderful scene
There are people that only watched the theatrical version?
maybe it's me but i could have sworn when i watched this movie the first time it had this scene.
And the other one where Sauromon falls on the spike i swear I saw that in theaters.
@@treysmithorama Probably depends on the area.
Therapist: "Polite Sauron" can't hurt you, he's not real.
Polite Sauron:
That’s The Mouth of Sauron, who at most is a translator for Sauron, but this comment is still funny.
Did Aragorn chop his head back on?!
I think that the reversal was to alter the original clip enough to make it fair use.
*Cyperpunk 2077 theme starts playing*
@@jonos1497 Game of the Year
Behold the sword of Lidnele!
Yep! Chopped it clean on
I love it when he says old greybeard. There's the slightest pause before beard as if he's trying to remember his name
Yeah it's pretty funny
I still love the look Aragorn gives the mouth when he comes out. Like "ew what the fuck is that?"
Lol for real! One of his funniest moments.
I love how they look so confused like they weren't expecting that voice.
I'd like to believe that this happened because I asked for a Mouth of Sauron with a normal voice. Thank you Burtbox, for this wonderful gift.
That’s exactly why it happened! Thanks for the encouragement :D
@@BurtBot Gosh! I'm really chuffed about that to be honest. Your vids always bring a little smile to my face. Take care and have a merry christmas man!
@@mrred773 Hey Thanks Mr Red, you have a merry Christmas as well!
@@BurtBot Have you ever thought of doing Gollum with a normal voice?
Smaug normal voice might be glorious. “My teeth are swords! 😄”
It's the little ad libs when he's off-camera that really seal the deal on this one. Well done.
You should do Gollum's conversation with himself next. *"YoU dOn'T hAVe AnY FRieNdS!"*
This.
Oh man all of this!!!
Added to my TODO list :)
Leave now and never come back!
Gosh okay!
@@BurtBot You bow to no one!
"Who would've thought someone so small... Could endure so much pain!
...Ya know?"
And so begins a NEW TH-cam star... on his way to future greatness.
We will watch his career with great interest
One day to rival Bully Magire.
All will cross a point of choice
Mouth of Sauron: "BTW any of you guys have a spare toothbrush? You'd be shocked to see how few stores sell them in Mordor and I could really use one. Here I'll trade you a mithril vest for one..."
Sauron's dental plan is the worst
Given the fact that the teeth are well formed, nutrition was probably good. Good luck with the tooth color though.
You should do Saruman's address to the orc army at Isengard, but make him sound completely disinterested, like he's just going through the motions and gives up before her reaches the end.
or just do the orcs cheering by making loads of recordings of himself and layering them
@@spinecho609 "Yeah, we'll show those men, bosss!"
Let's be honest... we all basically just watch these for the "gosh" moment. Never ceases to deliver.
This is the best one BY FAR
I raise you a headsqueeze
I've never seen the original so this seemed perfectly normal to me.
Sh-Sh-Sha!
I love the chaotic, but, deadpan energy of this. This is what I needed
I always listen for the gosh. Was not disappointed
0:27 The funniest thing to me is that this is probably how Aragorn actually heard him talking in his head. The Mouth thinks he’s scaring the shit out of him, but the King just looks at him like he’s some kind of bad joke. He’s so done with Sauron’s shit by now that he’s actually starting to find it funny😂
This is actually kinda fitting because The Mouth of Sauron is supposed to be human. Still really hilarious!!! Lol
I mean he looks human, just with very bad mouth hygiene.
@@Toxicity1987 That's a big ass mouth for a human though. Maybe that's how he got his name.
@@The90slim90 Mordor has great cosmetic surgery
He’s most likely a Black Numenorean who was a great sorcerer. If he was the one of the most trusted servants of Sauron he’s most likely received additional abilities and corrupted tremendously from Sauron. The book doesn’t really go into detail but l like Jackson’s interpretation.
@@Toxicity1987 He is black Numenorean.
I'm not sure the internet has anything better to offer
"Who would have thought someone so small could endure so much pain ... you know?"
“Who knew someone so small could endure so much pain…. You know?”
😂😂😅
"Ah shasha!" When he throws the mithril lol 1:03
Final proof that Aragon is one of the good guys:
he's re-attaching the severed head
They said the true king would be a healer!
1:37 here Is what we Are all here for
Facts
Hahaaaa
I always thought he has a smooth silky baritone voice that wraps people around like a devil's silvertongue. I was wrong. This is even better.
A bit like how Hades is in Disney's Hercules. 😹😹😹
"A tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse… The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm, and witty was his manner...'
It is a gift! thank you! Brilliant 😁
Sha shaah!
This is the only reason I pay for Internet
Lost it at the “A-Sha-Sha!” part lmao
It could only have been improved if when Aragorn slices his head off you had said 'ow my neck!'
"Owww, goshh!"
1:32 "You know?" Loved that.
The heartless banality of the voice while the characters become so emotional actually makes it feel more heartbreaking. Like, this being is so evil it just gets mild delight out of the supposed long torture and death if their dear friend.
Damn this is perfect. The eee sound was like a cherry on top of a mountain of cherries on top of a cake.
The casual tone almost makes more menacing.
"Invading armies made up of all the peoples and ghosts of this land? Or yes I guess it is Tuesday"
Sauron: I told my sister her son wouldnt be a good fit for this job, i kept telling her he just doesnt have a good enough voice to be the mouth of a dark lord but what happened then, out comes the tears and all the talk about how he is my nephew and i "should give him a chance". Last time i hire my family to do anything, next time im getting professionals
At first I thought you didn't show the head chopping because of the risk of TH-cam taking it down or something.
But then Aragron sais "I believe it" .... and then i got the joke
In a way he was scarier with the cheerful voice when talking about how Frodo suffered
Art in its purest form.
The Mouth of Sauron is one of my favorite character designs of all time. Its so cool to see them get some love.
When US anime voice actors try their craft in the A list
When he said "Eeeeeeeeeee" "eeeeeE" i felt that. ❤️
Know that he suffered greatly at the hand of his host. Who would of thought one so small could endure so much pain, and he did Gandalf gosh he sure did
"Who knew anyone could endure such pain, y'know?"
This is some of the finest voice acting I've ever heard.
Whenever I give anyone anything, I will do so with a mighty: “Ah-shah-shaaa!”
ironic that a dental ad keeps popping up for this video
In my country there's a lotr marathon these days, the uncut versions of one film each night. Tonight it's the return of the king. I won't be able to watch this scene with a straight face... THANKS lol
I have no idea why that is so funny, but i laughed the whole time. well done.
Now thats a fine piece of video editing at the end. I LOVE reverse decapitations!
so glad you edited to end to make it book-friendlier - very nice touch.. gosh
That was really good. The edits at the end are so good it makes me wish you had that stuff through the whole thing.
All jokes aside this is one of my favorite parts of this movie because it makes what Aragorn and co. do next all the more powerful. The "token" he was bidden to show them was Frodo's mithril shirt. The most important thing of all that that tells them is that Frodo is not only dead, but it also presumes that the ring has finally fallen back into enemy hands. This means that they would have absolutely no chance of defeating Sauron. But they gave it their all in a final last stand anyway.
*standing, tearful applause*
When your DM does an extended dialogue scene as the BBEG without using his voice.
*Head gets cut off* "Owwwwie! That hurt! Jeez louise!"
It was very kind of Aragon to fix the Mouth of Sauron's head and for Gandalf to return the Mithril Shirt as well.
That little "eeh?" and that laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude just calmy roasted aragorn and had his head surgical placed back on his body. Aragorn is quite the gent
Just an arm? He don't need those.
Looks like meat's back on the menu boys!
In contrast with the others, indeed ur voice is the definition of "normal voice".
Love ur videos
Now I know you've been going for really cool characters like the Orcs and the Mouth of Sauron but I would absolutely love to see wormtounge's creepy speech but with a normal voice🤣🤣
"Hoho, Old gray beeard"
Sounds like something that came out of a sit-com, and I love it you see
Love these videos keep em coming
The "EEEEEE"s are so perfect 😂
“Shasha shaaa”
I see he’s got a bit of the Dale Gribble in him
It’s been so long I don’t remember what the voice actually sounds like, so this is how I’ll remember it 😂👍
This version is infinitely more frightening to me.
I love when he goes “eeeh” when smiling
Gandalf returning back the mithril like he hates it when that dude was the one that handed it to him, gosh!
"I Believe it!... I will!"
that had me rolling lol
Lmao aragorn "i believe it!.. i will!"
In the documentary on the making of Lord of The Rings, you can hear the original audio for this scene and it’s kinda hilarious
Aragorn believed him because come on, he seems like such a nice guy. GOSH!
I just stumbled across your channel for the first time ever and now I'm going to have to binge all of these excellent videos. Gosh. :)
And the fact that he still put the inflection in _Isildur_ just makes this so much better.
first time i saw that scene i was like "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS CRUSTY AND MOIST IS THAT ABOMINATION"
Even more terrifying then the original
This is just what I needed, after a crazy stressful day!