"all those in favor of a 30 minute recess" "I" "I" "30 minute recess is granted. we'll reconvene back here in... uh... make it an hour" ROFL... i love that
What a lame name. Politician are even worse at naming things than scientists. Global Environment and Trade Study, Human Security Gateway, Labour Research Department, Latin American Public Opinion Project, Russian and Eurasian Security Network, Ray C. Bliss Institute of Applied Politics, Center for Global Politics , Center for Security Studies, Center for Strategic Research, Center for Strategic Studies. Jeeeeeeeeeeez these names.
@@PresidentialWinner Who said scientists are bad at naming things? Most of the scientific names of creatures actually translate to some interesting stuff. Like the T-Rex, for instance. Unless you're talking about the organizations scientists work at,then yeah, you're probably right...
I mean, this is a little over the top, but it really speaks to Congress' inability to get things done and their tendency to focus on irrelevant things.
So they decided to postpone the operation until they come up with the name that everybody agrees with. "We cannot fight organized crime with an operation that is called Flea Bite, after all," the spokesman said.
@charliebad I agree. I stated earlier that they are wasteful. I simply find it important not to accuse them of particular waste of which they are not guilty.
Remember awhile back when the Media would report that there where deaths linked to a certian drug because to much of something was in it, or it was tainted with something not commenly found in it? That always blew my mind! How come Drug Dealers are not responsible and do the right thing....Like RECALL there drugs/product when it is linked to cause un-timely deaths from useing the product? Congress should take action on this!!
Operation Icebreaker.
They call meth “ice.” It’s objectively fucking awesome.
Facts
Nice one
What, like the mint?
I'll be thinking "operation breath mint"
A name that will crush the meth market and blow it into smoke.
Operation Crackdown!
I would like this two times if I could!
@@_sky_3123 Did it for you dw
Omg yes! Genius
That’s also pop up in my head
It’s methamphetamine, not crack. Back to the drawing board boys
I thought Operation Hardball was pretty decent tbh
"Operation heartland promise" jeezus congressman hit me in da feelz 😅
Bloodeye wasn't bad either
Operation Future was perfect.
Not as cool as Operation Horse Kick 😂
@@vanillajack5925 Operation Horse Kick is for when they move against Ketamine…
Operation Aftermeth
This is the one though
You're elected.
Death-Methal.
Aftermeth in Ancient Greek would be MetaMeth. Not bad.
“Isn’t he a bit old to be a drug dealer?”
“That’s Meth-U-Sell-Ah.”
The Patriot Act was really close to be named the Eagle Act.
I'm glad the congress works day and night for the sake of America.
Lol, also this comment is older then my little sister.
The patriot act is a disgrace and the name is disingenuous, nothing less patriotic that this act.
@@1brianm7
And just as funny as the day it was written.
@@1brianm7 that feels very weird
@@1brianm7 You have a Jaden Smith brain.
Operation Crystal Method
You win
Ok GTA V online mission
That's gud
🎶 That's the name of the game 🎶
Operation Crystal Clear?
How are you not in the Congress
You got my vote
That is really good!
Very educated, take my tax money
That’s pretty good
Our tax dollars hard at work.
The onion really needs to quit posting actual footage of congress, how else are our hardworking politicians supposed to pretend to be doing things?
This is a skit
@@baconsir1159 no it's not, this was actual footage, in the end they settled on operation crackdown
At least these people are actually working on laws
That's a great name!!
Operation: Pipe Dream
E
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I feel like they missed the fairly obvious "Operation Overdose"
Operation overlord
333rd like pog.
Operation Overkill
Icebreaker is better.
How about "meth and destruction"?
If only there were a way to help them stay awake and sharpen their thinking.
Having teeth and skin without lesions is highly overrated, anyway.
I agree with Rep. Nelson (D-Connecticut). "Operation Meth Squash" is too hard to say.
Plus it sounds like a drink.
I just imagine a squash full of meth
It's a new form of squash, but all the players are on meth
You gotta love this bipartisan effort.
@Ricky Smith Hard work, as you can see.
Operation Crystal-Death?
PERFECT
MY GOD
IT’S BEAUTIFUL!!
I mean we do take cool sounding government operation name for granted, I imagine it does take a lot of brainstorming.
Right, was thinking that lol
i move that we call it "Operation Buzzkill."
Opinunate ted lets keep it for buzzfeed
methbusters
@@sean2620 Wow, a comment from 26 minutes ago. TH-cam recommendations at work again.
@@chesscomsupport8689 ayee
@@sean2620
I’m still here, two years after you.
sorry for giving you a notif on a comment you made 10 years ago but by jolly GOSH does this need more likes
"all those in favor of a 30 minute recess"
"I"
"I"
"30 minute recess is granted. we'll reconvene back here in... uh... make it an hour"
ROFL... i love that
But we really do need to come up with that name
Hi from the future
@@TheEnergizer94 hi from the future
@@justapassingperson6546 hi from the present
It's been 12 years but... "aye." 😂
Ironically the real name agaisnt meth became "Meth - not even once"
Lol you r righy
What a lame name. Politician are even worse at naming things than scientists. Global Environment and Trade Study, Human Security Gateway, Labour Research Department, Latin American Public Opinion Project, Russian and Eurasian Security Network, Ray C. Bliss Institute of Applied Politics, Center for Global Politics
, Center for Security Studies, Center for Strategic Research, Center for Strategic Studies. Jeeeeeeeeeeez these names.
@@PresidentialWinner Who said scientists are bad at naming things? Most of the scientific names of creatures actually translate to some interesting stuff. Like the T-Rex, for instance. Unless you're talking about the organizations scientists work at,then yeah, you're probably right...
@@PresidentialWinner ......
@@Blade.5786 they just use numbers
Operation Tweeker Sweeper
You still alive?
@@jakeweston13 Are you?
@@chaos2inferno no
I actually liked "Operation Eagle Scream". Sounds fuckin awesome
Worst tbh.
@@ashutoshsamantaray2572 Horse Kick is worse
"AAAAAAA"
-eagle
All those in favor of Operation Dragon Roar...
"THE NAME IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE PRODUCT" lol!
Operation Methmatics
Operation crystal sunset
Operation shadow speaker
Operation heart rate
Operation tired eyes
Operation seven dawns
Operation dry shot
Operation bubble breaker.
Operation zombie stopper
crystal sunset sounds so fucking cool and I have no idea why
Crystal sunset is good but the rest suck
"Congressm- woman Keller"
My favorite was “Just ‘Meth’” at 2:02 lol
"the bill has unilateral support"
Ah, the good old days.
I mean, this is a little over the top, but it really speaks to Congress' inability to get things done and their tendency to focus on irrelevant things.
14 years ago when you posted this comment, was that the day you discovered what satire was?
5 months ago when you posted this comment, was that the day you discovered that you wanted to be a dick?@@Sourcoolness
Old Onion is the best Onion.
"Operation Muhhameth"
That would scare a few people.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mike Tyson trying to say Muhammad
"Id like to suggest we go home, and think about this" LOL!
lmao this guy said "Meth punch" xD
How about “Five Finger Meth Punch”?
Personally, I'm a fan of Heartland Promise.
OPERATION CRACK ATTACK
Their minds were really pronked right now.
Pronk them all.
"the bill has unilateral support" 😂
that's the funniest part of this entire thing lmfao
How uncreative the government has become...
"Operation: Lil' Wayne"
😂
They already did Operation Wheezy F Baby
Hilarious how he thought 'meth squash' was too hard to say and he starts off with 'eagle scream' 😂
Waepon of Meth Destruction.
The funny thing is that this is how it actually happens.
Operation Heartland Promise, written by Tom Clancy.
Plot twist they went on "vacation" for the next month after 5 minutes of hard "work"
I still think this is more productive than what congress actually does.
Operation Methapocalypse
i thought they were going to have to come up with a name for the recess
So they decided to postpone the operation until they come up with the name that everybody agrees with. "We cannot fight organized crime with an operation that is called Flea Bite, after all," the spokesman said.
Operation Meth Punch was pretty good, except it kind of sounds like a punch bowl that has been spiked with meth.
horse kick .. eagle scream ... so cute .. i suggest the elephunt jump opration!
lol
Lmfao operation horse kick!
Too animal-related.
That would be better for heroin.
The three of us LOL😂😂😂
lol I love how they use Robert Green Ingersoll's name as the reference for the speaker - among the best America has ever offered the world.
I second that motion
So reassuring they are hard at work on this.
Operation meth: we're on it
Operation Meth: We’re on it
Operation Methmeister, Operation Methorama, The Methanator ...
She was so sure she had it with methacre but they ignored her 😅😂
lol operation:Horse Kick
"Are any of those names not animal related?
-Well,....no"
XD
LOOL thirty minute recess, then he's like fuck that shit make it an hour XD
Operation Heartland Promise is honestly pretty good.
Awe man why does this fit so well
I gotta say it…. I’m kinda leaning towards
Operation Eagle Scream.
Horse Kick
😂😂😂
If only there were a substance that could help them stay up for days on end to come up with a name for this bill…
Can't believe nobody suggested Icebreaker.
How about "No Mo Meth"
I like this
USA be like:
- Effect of the law: Increase spending for public schools by 0,002%
- Name of the law: OPERATION PATRIOT STORM
@charliebad
I agree. I stated earlier that they are wasteful. I simply find it important not to accuse them of particular waste of which they are not guilty.
Shocked nobody suggested Operation Nunya BisMeth
How did they miss “Operation Icebreaker” from breaking bad?
‘Unilateral support’?
Heartland promise sounded alright
I love how people think that they are smart for figuring out that this is fake. I think the onion needs to attract smarter people.
Here are no comments which state viewers took this video seriously.
Meth Massacre is pretty badass.
"Operation Methamphetamine's Operation"
@volcanotornado7
there's some dealer, in your neighborhood
who you gonna call
METHBUSTERS!!!!!
pronking brainstorming!!
12 years down the line, not much progress has been achieved in Congress.
This is why open source is great.
Meth Quake!
Meth Blockers!
Methopotamia!
and The Methopotamians, great band!
Crystal Doom?
Remember awhile back when the Media would report that there where deaths linked to a certian drug because to much of something was in it, or it was tainted with something not commenly found in it? That always blew my mind! How come Drug Dealers are not responsible and do the right thing....Like RECALL there drugs/product when it is linked to cause un-timely deaths from useing the product? Congress should take action on this!!
Was anyone else trying to come up with a name in their head as well? 😂😂😂
Operation Voice In My Head
How about _Operation Mafia Pharmaceutical_
eagle scream sounds awesome
Operation Crystal Clear
“The bill has unilateral support”
The Waltuh Act.
I wish real politics was like this!
These people are Savage!
ive had so many team projects in school that felt like this
Operation Crystal Chronicles.
Wait, dang it Square Enix!
horse kick is pretty good
They really look and act like real politicians
OPERATION: Falcon Slayer Nightfall Blackeye Crackdown Force of JUSTICE
Operation Blood Eye sounds fuckin rad dude
"Spaghetti".
Spaghetti is very cool.
No sir, this is serious business.
the way he says eagle scream is nice