Morbius explained by an idiot

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  • @salutauo2035
    @salutauo2035 ปีที่แล้ว +5062

    You know when he gives an actual, comprehensive, commonly used system to rate things, it’s bad

    • @rohanalias9053
      @rohanalias9053 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      He gave wall- e 10 /10

    • @SpideyfanX
      @SpideyfanX ปีที่แล้ว +431

      @@rohanalias9053 To be fair, that was a genuine rating system. With Morbius on the other hand, you can hear the sarcasm in his voice.

    • @youraveragegamerbro6302
      @youraveragegamerbro6302 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Fine-, "I give this 9 batmans out of 3 bat shits"

    • @jdogzerosilverblade299
      @jdogzerosilverblade299 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @RedLuigiE
      @RedLuigiE ปีที่แล้ว +6

      was looking for this

  • @KyzerLmao
    @KyzerLmao ปีที่แล้ว +13028

    My favorite part of this video is when he said “its explaining time” and explained the entire morbious movie truly one of the moves of all time

    • @nhcubing
      @nhcubing ปีที่แล้ว +295

      Truly one of the comments of all time

    • @SHADOWIZARDMONEYGANG7146
      @SHADOWIZARDMONEYGANG7146 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morbius sucks lol the meme is dead no one cares ratio minions rise of gru is infinitely better 😂😂😂😂

    • @shanehoudeshell4739
      @shanehoudeshell4739 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      They put a lot of effort into this action version of hotel Transylvania

    • @tech-on_cappuccino4797
      @tech-on_cappuccino4797 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      IT'S MORBIN TIME

    • @thelordz33
      @thelordz33 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@nhcubing truly one of the replies of all time

  • @In.Gy.
    @In.Gy. ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    I'll never forget the day I saw morbius. The theater was packed, people were screaming in line, fighting to get in first and take the best seats. No one bothered to buy food or anything to drink, too afraid they might lose their spot in the line. Not even the people who'd been waiting for days. When the movie started everyone was dead quiet, all you could hear was the low sobbing throughout the theater. We gasped, screamed, and wept alongside morbius as the film progressed. Then he said it. He said 'It's Morbin' Time', and everyone lost it. A lady vomited next to me, a man clawed out his own eyes in excitement. Five people died that day and it was so worth it.
    Definitely one of the movies of all time. Morb/10.

    • @danese1636
      @danese1636 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      This comment made me fucking lose it.

    • @tencents6
      @tencents6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Oh, I wish that was the case.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I watched at home I heard lewd noises behind the couch while completely alone that when I met the succubus Jessica. I'm gonna leave it there and let you guess what happened next.

    • @JasonAizatoZemeckis
      @JasonAizatoZemeckis ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@loki4807 you called the cops on her for trespassing and home invasion?

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@JasonAizatoZemeckis Do you realize how insane that would sound?
      Dispatch: 911 what is your emergency?
      Me: Hello there a demon lady masturbating behind my loveseat.
      Dispatch Sir, this doesn't make sense. Are you felling okay?
      Me: I'm fine just freaked out.
      None of that happened, this is now a normal ocurrence.

  • @OR56
    @OR56 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    You know its bad when he actually rates a movie a normal score, and didn't say something like "9.3 bats out of 10 morbin times" or something

    • @Dog-qk6cz
      @Dog-qk6cz ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ong was waiting for someone to address this💀💀💀

    • @MrDead00
      @MrDead00 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The only movie with normal rating and it's morbius

    • @afaasfari2164
      @afaasfari2164 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MrDead00 Wall e

    • @hamstermuncher6688
      @hamstermuncher6688 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@MrDead00 WALL-E and he actually liked the movie. 10/10

    • @zhonglikun2924
      @zhonglikun2924 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@afaasfari2164 and robocop
      so he has only given rating to 3 movies

  • @logan398
    @logan398 ปีที่แล้ว +5765

    Funfact: this is the closest most people will get to seeing Morbius

    • @okayokay9569
      @okayokay9569 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yes.

    • @screencriminal1973
      @screencriminal1973 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      No, I watched it. The ‘vape nation’ is supposed to be how Morbius feels the world visualized.

    • @hsharma3933
      @hsharma3933 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Unfortunately I watched it…

    • @mcnallywacka
      @mcnallywacka ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Closest I’m gonna get

    • @FriedMonkey362
      @FriedMonkey362 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@screencriminal1973 i watched it too, and i have no idea what the fuπk you're talking about

  • @okayokay9569
    @okayokay9569 ปีที่แล้ว +5913

    When Highboi said "it's morbin time", chills were sent down my spine and the whole theater started crying and shaking. Truly one of the greatest lines ever

    • @RpgBlasterRpg
      @RpgBlasterRpg ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't watch Morbius, or else you will become cringe for life

    • @Th3-WhOwOl3y-TrEeNiT3a
      @Th3-WhOwOl3y-TrEeNiT3a ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's not just Morbin time, it's
      *"HIGH MORBIN TIME"* .

    • @charlieflight6124
      @charlieflight6124 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Friends, don't trust @@RpgBlasterRpg
      Watch Morbius, it's an achievement, it changed my life. I was bedridden, but my mom played this and I stood up to turn it off.
      Absolutely one of the movies of all time.

    • @l1ght463
      @l1ght463 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RpgBlasterRpg ur wrong, everyone shall watch it

    • @zosasho8036
      @zosasho8036 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@charlieflight6124 Golden comment

  • @GreasyBeasty
    @GreasyBeasty ปีที่แล้ว +432

    So the only thing Morbius managed to do was change himself from needing a blood transfusion to just drinking it directly? What a cure this man has made truly a wonder 👏

    • @taintwasher3703
      @taintwasher3703 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yeah but he also got superpowers

    • @LittleDanny9899
      @LittleDanny9899 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I mean he also got superpowers instead of being kinda Crippled so i would say it does work as a Cure in some way
      Then agein with how incositent the film is that kinda seems to be a Rollercoaster if it works (Test on the rat did not give it superpowers the other guy apparently only got a Fraction of them etc)

    • @MrHeroicDemon
      @MrHeroicDemon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@taintwasher3703 If the super power was become a full on CLM member then sure.

    • @lisacottrell2540
      @lisacottrell2540 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He also got rid of the weird walking shit. Plus powers.

    • @taintwasher3703
      @taintwasher3703 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@MrHeroicDemon Claims and Litigation Management?

  • @TroboticG
    @TroboticG ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The concept of Morbius is amazing, but they just executed it h o r r i b l y.

    • @connorbovingdon8563
      @connorbovingdon8563 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      its almost like it had a really good comic run that they couldve based it off

    • @zGoldenHawk
      @zGoldenHawk ปีที่แล้ว +15

      moribly

    • @blending_in
      @blending_in ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@zGoldenHawk 💀

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@zGoldenHawk Such a morbid pun.

    • @CamdenRodriguez-ui2ft
      @CamdenRodriguez-ui2ft หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠​⁠@@connorbovingdon8563Ik I heard of him but not the movies. Thank you for reminding. All the years not hearing the name made me forget about the comics. I knew I knew the name but couldn’t find out till know. I’ll have to find the comics again and re read them as they aren’t that bad of a run

  • @sinjinreed2091
    @sinjinreed2091 ปีที่แล้ว +10994

    I loved the parts where Highboi points out the logical inconsistencies, thinks about it briefly, and then concludes that the movie isn’t worth it and moves on.
    EDIT: This is officially my highest rated comment on TH-cam. Thank you High Boi.

    • @cooldude7285
      @cooldude7285 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      True actually

    • @jewelsofjuly7377
      @jewelsofjuly7377 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But morbius is 😭

    • @idrisr8270
      @idrisr8270 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      what can i say, high boy isn't morbiously a beast

    • @evileli3504
      @evileli3504 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean like he dose in every movie he covers

    • @rendevc4414
      @rendevc4414 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it's higboi-ing time

  • @asparagus3136
    @asparagus3136 ปีที่แล้ว +2917

    Guys after careful analysis, I can conclude he has given this movie a, now don’t fall out of your chair, a 9.3 out of 10

    • @lightningvolt3150
      @lightningvolt3150 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It has a little something for everyone

    • @AtlasAlternate
      @AtlasAlternate ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its a joke bruv

    • @iwalkmygoose7732
      @iwalkmygoose7732 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Actually high boi never used actual numbers so after careful analysis I can conclude he actually gave it a .3 out of 10

    • @odysseaspap8094
      @odysseaspap8094 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You can tell its a fakerating cause the movie is clearly 100000/10

    • @i_am_the_monkey_king
      @i_am_the_monkey_king ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He never uses actual numbers on rating actual good movies. He's being sarcastic here. Slow clap, judgy eyes, and smug smile. 😂😂😂
      But, the heck do I know? It's never easy to enter the mind of High Boi. He's on a different realm. 😂

  • @DrOD-zx1yb
    @DrOD-zx1yb ปีที่แล้ว +42

    9:08 It's Morbin' time.

  • @isaacsim5553
    @isaacsim5553 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    I loved it when high boi said " it's recapping time" and instantly started recapping the movie.
    Words were spoken and subtitles were edited. Truely one of the most recap of all times.

  • @piyush4801
    @piyush4801 ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    I still remember how the theatre was so packed with people just crying and screaming to watch one of the movies of all time "Morbius" and how people broke out of their chairs when he said " it's morbing time" truly breathtaking cinema.

    • @incognitoman3656
      @incognitoman3656 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kek time

    • @tomat8088
      @tomat8088 ปีที่แล้ว

      "It's nothin' time"

    • @christiangarcia6137
      @christiangarcia6137 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait like I’ve never watched the movie but does he really say it’s morbin time

    • @tomat8088
      @tomat8088 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christiangarcia6137 no

    • @Lil_Ducky43
      @Lil_Ducky43 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@christiangarcia6137 that’s the joke the whole movie sucks and he doesn’t say it’s morbin time

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache ปีที่แล้ว +6323

    That moment when a recap of the movie ended up being way better than the actual movie.
    Truly one of the recaps of all time.

    • @UsmanAhmed_u
      @UsmanAhmed_u ปีที่แล้ว +222

      your comment is actually the comments on this video

    • @ThatCringeCalledIggleboz
      @ThatCringeCalledIggleboz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      get a life

    • @karashien
      @karashien ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You are fast

    • @halfpint5877
      @halfpint5877 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He recapped time in 11 minutes!?

    • @-Strike
      @-Strike ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The recap of all time*

  • @auroratherianwolf
    @auroratherianwolf ปีที่แล้ว +54

    9:25 killed me

    • @sick.lunatic
      @sick.lunatic ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He does a Mikey mouse voicr

  • @bradleyspatz4274
    @bradleyspatz4274 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The mickey mouse laugh had me literally dying lmfao😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MinuteMovies1
    @MinuteMovies1 ปีที่แล้ว +6148

    The ONLY man who could do Morbius justice. Bravo!

    • @AstraHowl
      @AstraHowl ปีที่แล้ว +41

      absolutely morbing

    • @Hmm69420
      @Hmm69420 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Its Morbin time

    • @Hmm69420
      @Hmm69420 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Also
      second :)

    • @blakeshelton4422
      @blakeshelton4422 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ayo dude. we should play some apex

    • @6969Sarazz
      @6969Sarazz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Morbius

  • @Mischek1600
    @Mischek1600 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    It always confused me how Milo found the vampire serum.
    Like, did he just go into Morbius's lab saw two random bottles on his desk and said "Yup those must be it" and then immediately injected himself.

    • @JohnWick-rh1zz
      @JohnWick-rh1zz ปีที่แล้ว +70

      he must have seen aa few other bottles and tried those as well,but those chemicals ended up giving him different powers than morbius

    • @Pipey_666
      @Pipey_666 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Austrian Painter ayo wtf

    • @jerico.b
      @jerico.b ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@JohnWick-rh1zz movie makers should hire you to write their shit so it would make a bit of sense. You should write the sequel Morbius 2: More Bius

    • @justnot5401
      @justnot5401 ปีที่แล้ว

      @GunghoGrandma27 boy don't make me WANT to click that c'mon man

    • @milo-sv1kj
      @milo-sv1kj ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dont worry on how i did this shit okay

  • @sarikakahane7131
    @sarikakahane7131 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Is it just me or High Boi really gave someone real marks 10:00

  • @insert_name_here9353
    @insert_name_here9353 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:30 I can’t Bruhh…this part had me fucking dying😭😭💀

  • @rottcod
    @rottcod ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    Lets give a moment of respect to Highboi, the man had to sit through Morbius to make this video for us

    • @okayokay9569
      @okayokay9569 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What do you mean? He does this with every movie.

    • @broannoying8765
      @broannoying8765 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He is super lucky to get to watch this masterpiece more than one times.

    • @Kernwadi
      @Kernwadi ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My brothers and sisters in Morbius... I know it might be hard to get used to but once it's Morbing time, there's no going back. That's why it's prophesied that Dr. Michael Morbius will destroy the universe to rid the world of all impurities, all so he can create a new universe, a perfect one... a true Morbiverse, governed by the forces of Morb (male power and sanctity) and Bius (female power and sanctity) in harmony with the 69 avatars of Morbius appearing once every 420 years to liberate us of the Antimorb, a horrible creature sent to destroy Morbius by the fallen morb known as Milo. This is why Milo has attempted to alter the course of history in his favor. When he controlled the robot AI called the Morbinator, he took it back in time by piloting the MORBIS, so that it could kill everyone and undo the Iranian religious reformation by Zoroaster, who was one of the first Morbishops. Unfortunately, the Morbinator fell in water and laid dormant for years. Eventually, it was unearthed by Fionn MacMorb, which would lead to religous conflict which split Morbland into the Republic of Morb and Northern Bius. This conflict was eventually resolved when Jared Letto, the 34th avatar of Morbius, signed the Treaty of Versailles, which united the religions of Morbism and Biusism together again. However, despite the failure of the Morbinator, Milo has been working in the shadows to stop Morbius... He enlisted Maximilian Morbespierre to create a new religion, the Cult of the Supreme Morbster (Milo is a vampire too so the word "morb" can apply to him too btw). Unfortunately, Morbespierre was killed by the Holy Virgin Morb, mother of Morbus Christ, the 21st avatar of Morbius. Morbius is a virgin because he has no need for sex. Milo is the opposite, which is made sense by the Unholy Hymn of the Fallen Morb, which has a lyric that says, "HAVE SEX." This is how Morbus Christ predicted Judas' betrayal at the The Last Scran; and how we must check non-virgins to make sure they aren't the Antimorb in disguise... Best of luck to all of you, my fellow Morbians.

    • @gabrielf03d
      @gabrielf03d ปีที่แล้ว +4

      morbius literally isnt a bad movie tho

    • @Miller_Davus
      @Miller_Davus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gabrielf03d You still don't get it. Check the movie rating lately?

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r ปีที่แล้ว +802

    The opening day for this movie was a true Morbtastic experience. Seeing Morbius morb on fools who didn't want to be morbed will go down as one of the times I went to the theater

    • @yoz0ra69
      @yoz0ra69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jack Wrath wtf

    • @dabnoob317
      @dabnoob317 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jack Wrath stop it, get some help

    • @jacobfredman9442
      @jacobfredman9442 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn yt is here busy false striking videos while the comment bots run rampant

    • @horsinacz
      @horsinacz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dabnoob317 It's a bot, just ignore it and report it. By replying, visiting it's channel or interacting with it in any way, you basically just bring traffic to it which in return gives it more reasons to write such stupid things in hopes that more people will fall for it. 🤖🔫

    • @KristiMerrittjesussaves
      @KristiMerrittjesussaves ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zankoku na tenshi no te-ze?

  • @jackalmoto
    @jackalmoto ปีที่แล้ว +16

    My favorite part is where he actually gave a movie a score. Out of all the movies he saved Morbius to give an actual rating. Love this dude

  • @Destructaconn
    @Destructaconn ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I actually decided to jump in on this movie towards the beginning when one of my siblings was watching it, and my expectations were so low that i actually had a good time with it.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous ปีที่แล้ว +963

    I loved it when he said "It's morbin time" and then proceded to morb everyone and their mother in the vicinity
    So cool

    • @wewillwin24
      @wewillwin24 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It morbed me out of my seat!

    • @okayokay9569
      @okayokay9569 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It morbed me out of my uncles basement!

    • @could_possiblybe_thane07echo
      @could_possiblybe_thane07echo ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It morbed me into orbit and space never to be seen again

    • @Leon-ldv26
      @Leon-ldv26 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@could_possiblybe_thane07echo you mean "into morbit"?

    • @doopist
      @doopist ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It morbed me to manhattan (im in north korea)

  • @justaplanet
    @justaplanet ปีที่แล้ว +773

    For once, I haven’t seen the movie you’ve narrated and honestly I’m okay with just watching your explanation of it

    • @yumeyumedi
      @yumeyumedi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its not even hard to follow anyway, like many movie i didnt watch and saw the review were a bit hard to follow but morbius is so predictable and easy and dumb its just amazing

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seconded

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice, you listen to strangers and don't think for yourself. Truly one of the greatest of our time.
      Movie is an okay B-Movie romp that's in that "so bad it's hilarious" pile.
      Learn to think for yourself.

    • @thewiseoldfox
      @thewiseoldfox ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ZigealFaust what even is your point here? Some guy decided against watching a cringe ass popular movie, and you're telling them to think for themselves. Dafuq?

    • @leethemonstrous
      @leethemonstrous ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ZigealFaust
      "You didn't go out of your way to consume shit-tier product in order to conclude it's shit-tier??? Think for yourself"
      Lmao did you get your idea of internet etiquette from /v/?
      It's a movie, nerd
      A lame, overmemed one at that

  • @ryanchilton1252
    @ryanchilton1252 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    NASA when they rob a bank so they have enough money for another rocket: 2:10

    • @history-jovian
      @history-jovian ปีที่แล้ว

      "damn, I do love robbing the bank legally" - NASA, probably

  • @MrPandarilla
    @MrPandarilla ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:45
    you have NO idea how much of morbius is litterally just watered down Lizard man from Amazing spiderman.
    Like they even share the same origin comic.

  • @Crowrona
    @Crowrona ปีที่แล้ว +890

    High Boi has successfully explained a movie that never needed any explanation. Thank you High Boi for your hard work a dedication, take this Nobel prize that Morbius sadly rejected.

    • @rider338
      @rider338 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually it was helpful for me because I never planned on watching it and now I can know just how bad it was, I mean I knew it was bad before but I just didn't know why.

    • @okayokay9569
      @okayokay9569 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s actually useful, because 99% of people who know about it didint watch it

    • @RonaldDump_real
      @RonaldDump_real ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It morbin time

  • @tjdragon2240
    @tjdragon2240 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    best. movie. ever.
    didn’t even have to watch it to know that.

    • @Sid_Kill
      @Sid_Kill ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't get enough of this masterpiece of a movie

  • @crafter4200
    @crafter4200 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That magestic clap was the sound of him clapping his cheeks to morbius because hands isn't enough of a tribute to this movie. 10/10

  • @oskarshima
    @oskarshima ปีที่แล้ว

    I just found this channel and I’m just binging this now. Fr my new favorite channel

  • @cancersup.1133
    @cancersup.1133 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    6:38
    "god they're really pushing how many
    quenches they can have in like 10
    seconds right guys [ __ ] i have no idea
    what's wrong with me"
    LMAO the best part of the entire video

    • @honyaaa5491
      @honyaaa5491 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fr i died lmao

    • @oliviaholt7065
      @oliviaholt7065 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he said coincidences but yeah, it was funny

  • @Johnny_200
    @Johnny_200 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    I love how you can now use morbing as an adjective, verb and noun all at the same time. "He morbs out of his cell", I couldn't stop laughing, quality content as always

    • @wewillwin24
      @wewillwin24 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "It morbs the lotion on its skin"

    • @matthewptr_
      @matthewptr_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "morb kid"

  • @thexhackxartist9937
    @thexhackxartist9937 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    tbh the way you explain it is already 100x better than the actual morbius movie itself.

  • @Neppiko
    @Neppiko ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I watched morbius after eating some funny gummies. I only remember seeing him in a lab morbing, that's all. Thank you for the summary, as I would have slept through it again.

  • @terra4686
    @terra4686 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    the part when high boi said "its highin' time" was one of the moments in entertainment i have ever seen

  • @zipityzap7675
    @zipityzap7675 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    You know the movie is great when the title is saying “More bs”.

    • @Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo
      @Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know the bots are out of control when 5 out of the 6 replies are bots... 💀💀💀💀

    • @zipityzap7675
      @zipityzap7675 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo ikr

  • @mochachocolatayayaya
    @mochachocolatayayaya ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You do an absolutely fantastic job at these! Would love to see you do one for Transformers. Love your work!!

  • @juldev6735
    @juldev6735 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG, highboi!! I love your videos. You should totally make a lot more of these.😎

  • @notlives9671
    @notlives9671 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    the movie was so good he used actual numbers to rate it... amazing

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yah. I found that deeply confusing. Actual numbers? What was that supposed to mean?

    • @kalebfielder2919
      @kalebfielder2919 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Austrian Painter bro still looking for his dad

    • @Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo
      @Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo ปีที่แล้ว

      @Austrian Painter Fatherless child moment

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HerculesBallsInc The meme is that everyone who saw Morbius pretends the movie is the greatest of all times to lure innocents into watching this dumpster fire.

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thibautisserant Meta!

  • @robobo1726
    @robobo1726 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I can't believe you didn't mention how Morbius magically turned a money printing operation into a biochemistry lab

    • @danese1636
      @danese1636 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...You don't just casually fax over vials of chemicals?

  • @kittythecat5882
    @kittythecat5882 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ur recaps are so amazing. New here and i watched all of them in like two days😪

  • @norntneithernt3919
    @norntneithernt3919 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When High Boi said "It is explainin' time!", I couldnt hold my tears.

  • @gammagames1413
    @gammagames1413 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    A couple things
    1. Milo flies later on so it seems that he just didn't know at the time that he could fly until he saw Morbius do it.
    2. Morbius felt more of a kinship with the bats and spent time with them. Milo would probably see them as tools. Morbius saw himself as a human/bat hybrid while Milo saw himself as a vampire and above both humans and bats. That could explain why the bats helped Morbius but not Milo.
    Edit after my morbillionth watch:
    1. My theory that the bats did not like Milo is further confirmed as, during the scene when he talks to Martine in the lab, he approaches the bat cage only for them to fly to the other side to get away from him. Meanwhile, whenever Morbius approaches the cage they fly up to the glass to get closer to him.
    2. The reason why Martine comes back to life as a vampire and not the other victims could be chalked up to the fact that she drank some of Morbius's blood before she died and got drained by him.

    • @iamgroot1918
      @iamgroot1918 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      a person who truly appreciates morbius

    • @gammagames1413
      @gammagames1413 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@iamgroot1918 indeed. 1 more watch and I will have watched it for the Morbillionth time. At which point I will truly ascend and be able to Morb just like the man himself.
      Edit: I have succeeded.

    • @seflw9666
      @seflw9666 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@iamgroot1918 i mean the characters and concepts are cool, just the story is shite

    • @mationmac
      @mationmac ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also they're not flying as much as they are riding air-current.
      That's what was shown on the roof-top: 4:51
      The train is creating a current that he rides, and near the end he is riding the general wind current.

    • @iamgroot1918
      @iamgroot1918 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gammagames1413 how do I learn this power

  • @Gamed-dd7tj
    @Gamed-dd7tj ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I dunno why but the way highboi says "and injures him" with the footage in the background at 8:04 is absolutely sending me

    • @blastmole299
      @blastmole299 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you play the Yakuza series, that's the most common thing happened when someone's getting injured

  • @justinholtman
    @justinholtman ปีที่แล้ว

    Was hoping for a morbius vid from ya 😂 didn’t disappoint either

  • @lnmtlacc232
    @lnmtlacc232 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks for the recap got no time to watch movies so i just watch videos like this to keep up with the memes

  • @joel1453
    @joel1453 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    9:50 she wakes up as a vampire because before kissing him, she bites his lips and a drop of his blood falls on her lips which might be the reason why she woke up as a vampire..ig? idk im kinda dumb. Also love you lots High Boi, your videos really helped me during my f'd up times, it still does.

  • @MandraMockups
    @MandraMockups ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hihgh Boi stares into your soul :D 10:08

  • @nagablaze1172
    @nagablaze1172 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, you've gained a subscriber with that video! Keep the good work

  • @jonathanzimmerman634
    @jonathanzimmerman634 ปีที่แล้ว

    This made me laugh a lot, but something about the way you quick flashed the funding acquired bit totally keeled me over. Hilarious.

  • @sanmedbij
    @sanmedbij ปีที่แล้ว +36

    9:30 lmao

  • @emoassbirdlol
    @emoassbirdlol ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro my favorite time in this video was when High Boi said “Its highin’ time” and then Boi’d all of those guys, it was definitely a moment in history

  • @wh0sc4nd1ce
    @wh0sc4nd1ce ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was in the hospital for 27 days and was in a coma for 11. They had a daily schedule for movies that would go through and since I was in November 3rd-December 11th I saw a lot of Christmas movies but I also had to watch Morbius, every, single, frocking day. 6/10 enjoyed it every time, actually not bad but I can’t tell if my opinion was tarnished by the diluted fentanyl I was on.

    • @wh0sc4nd1ce
      @wh0sc4nd1ce ปีที่แล้ว +1

      December 1st* idk how the hell i messed that up

  • @nsa1905
    @nsa1905 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You should do a video about Shutter Island I think it would really fit your style and would be quite enjoyable with your commentary.

    • @jihadpromax3520
      @jihadpromax3520 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up glowie

    • @clivenickleson7513
      @clivenickleson7513 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yesssssssss

    • @sashmikag.7111
      @sashmikag.7111 ปีที่แล้ว

      If he does that when he’s high, he’s gonna get question everything at the end of it 😂

  • @AVACA
    @AVACA ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bro that's some hard rapping at 8:51

  • @alphaastro3068
    @alphaastro3068 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow this movie is much more interesting when highboi narrates it, dude ur awesome

  • @ThinkAmMe
    @ThinkAmMe ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I especially loved the part where he says "it's getting high time" and made everyone high on that spot.
    Truly the greatest moment in TH-cam history

  • @Pallialbertti
    @Pallialbertti ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love how wall-e and this are the only movies that high boi has actually given a proper review💀

  • @ree4ermadne55
    @ree4ermadne55 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    5:19 "They were not deciphering the rosetta stone here." Bro that took the life outta me🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @indrawoody4382
    @indrawoody4382 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice story telling, u got a new subscriber

  • @-_-Alice-_-
    @-_-Alice-_- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "detective fast and furious and detective lame and curious" had me cracking up xD

  • @slimewipe
    @slimewipe ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I didn’t know anyone genuinely watched this movie

    • @skill_issue__
      @skill_issue__ ปีที่แล้ว

      I did

    • @nhcubing
      @nhcubing ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I sadly didn’t 😭

    • @slimewipe
      @slimewipe ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@skill_issue__ damn, sorry man. you should’ve gotten your 1 dollar back

    • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
      @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did but saw it with a free movie ticket lol.

    • @nhcubing
      @nhcubing ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would pay 10 morbillion dollars to make sony rerelease morboius

  • @ihateevilbill
    @ihateevilbill ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I just want to say thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for your sacrifice. I applaud your ability to get through the entirity of this film, when I could only stomach about half an hour before I started throwing things at my TV. Now I know that the film does actually end. What an absolute sh*t show of a film XD
    Side note: Youre completely correct about the bouncing ball. Every time it hits a surface some of its energy will be lost as heat through the impact. The ball he threw looks like a big squash ball which are ironically made so they do not bounce well (meaning you need the skill to get to the ball as soon after its first bounce as possible). In the 80's we had a thing called superballs. They were made out of some sort of rubber and would bounce like the one in morbius, but thats definitely not what hes got. Apparently you can still buy superballs! Ima buy a packet from amazon right now.
    6:55 does awkward evil spiderman dance.

    • @diobrando8217
      @diobrando8217 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What are you talking about?
      The morbious cinematic film is the morbest. It deserves a morbillion views and even more.

    • @ihateevilbill
      @ihateevilbill ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@diobrando8217 XD

    • @KianTheeGreat
      @KianTheeGreat ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@diobrando8217 LMAO

    • @albertfingernoodle6946
      @albertfingernoodle6946 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats a lot of words, to bad I’m not gonna read them

    • @ihateevilbill
      @ihateevilbill ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@albertfingernoodle6946 Thats ok. It wasnt for you anyway :)

  • @t_o_x_i_c386
    @t_o_x_i_c386 ปีที่แล้ว

    bro your videos never seize to make me uncontrollably laugh

  • @marcofava
    @marcofava ปีที่แล้ว

    How did I not know this channel existed?
    This is glorious

  • @okayokay9569
    @okayokay9569 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When high boi said “It’s highing time” I got chills down my body. I high’d all over my room. Truly one of the best lines of the video.

    • @lazerstudios9982
      @lazerstudios9982 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This will go down as one of the videos in history.

  • @mopth7926
    @mopth7926 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I loved the part when high boi said "it's high time to talk about morbius" and the he highed all over everyone.
    truly an inspirational moment

  • @goreangel1258
    @goreangel1258 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I kept falling asleep and waking up in the middle of the movie. It was so bizarre because I can only remember like. 5 minutes total of this movie. (I got the dvd from redbox and it was for a sleep over with my friends, so I don’t mind having slept a little) honestly, I don’t think I missed much

  • @GunakillyaOG
    @GunakillyaOG ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch this just about every night. Lol. Its one of my fav reviews by a funny reviewer.

  • @inorichan895
    @inorichan895 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Morbius is so good that it made High Boi give an actual rating for the first time. Morbius does it once again.

  • @planktongunslinger5730
    @planktongunslinger5730 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:24 highboi got goofy here

  • @justinfiessinger4276
    @justinfiessinger4276 ปีที่แล้ว

    My God I love this TH-cam channel

  • @leelando
    @leelando ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A Morbius video game would actually be fire ngl It’ll be like saints row 4 mixed with prototype

  • @dorzy7372
    @dorzy7372 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:41 I swear I have that watch
    I have the morbius watch

  • @okayokay9569
    @okayokay9569 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    When he said “It’s explaining time” I explained all over the place. Truly one of the best of the games

    • @nefarious6398
      @nefarious6398 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @im calling saul jokes on you i got an ad

    • @nefarious6398
      @nefarious6398 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@Jack Wrath I'm gonna do myself a favor and not click on that link

  • @bhekumuzimoyo8442
    @bhekumuzimoyo8442 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "another relationship no one had a f*cken nickel invested in"
    So true honestly Milo was the best part of the movie

    • @Seismitoad3
      @Seismitoad3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because Matt Smith is actually a competent actor. Given what he had to work with, he ate it up. He said during an interview about Morbius that he'd accept any offer to return to Doctor Who. The interviewer had to remind him it was a Morbius interview!
      I can tell Matt didn't enjoy it all that much, but still wanted to do a decent job of the part.

  • @frankcastle8908
    @frankcastle8908 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:07 "sayless baby you had me a VERY WRONG 🤣🤣

  • @CoolLookinPea
    @CoolLookinPea ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “What do you mean he doesn’t say “it’s morbing time”?”

  • @caitlinrix294
    @caitlinrix294 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Every time I watch something ripping the piss out of this film, I am reminded that Matt Smith should have played Morbius, and consequentially, I have one of the feelings of the year.

    • @caitlinrix294
      @caitlinrix294 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @im calling saul I also fucking hate the memes.

    • @Bob-hb9cf
      @Bob-hb9cf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I rather like Matt Smith. Too bad Morbious Morbed all over him. Morbin Time

    • @kyaos_Meteor
      @kyaos_Meteor ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah it wouldnt work Jared leto has that "stares into your soul with cold dead eyes and make you uncomfortable" feel to him while Matt Smith is the dude who voice acted in 2000s mobile suit gundam. Is part of the doctor who franchise sooo completely different vibe altogether im not saying he isnt talented because he definitely could but like....its a vampire...stereotypical crap, he already proved it with this role but still ....better off being the side show than main circus clown performer.

  • @bowserv
    @bowserv ปีที่แล้ว

    another high boi banger

  • @emnetwiht3988
    @emnetwiht3988 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Frankly speaking, this is the most footage I've ever seen out of Morbius

  • @lordx2436
    @lordx2436 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    9:33
    nah bro , i should go ahead and wash my eye's with holy water or something \:

  • @PK-Radio
    @PK-Radio ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is one of the movies of all time explained right here

  • @miketost3515
    @miketost3515 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    10:00 That is the most abnormal normal rating, High boi had ever gave.

  • @liamwebster425
    @liamwebster425 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude just brought this video down stairs and I swear to God my mom got scared by high bois voice fing hilarious

  • @Johann.863
    @Johann.863 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:11 no that was gold please do mention such things there funny

  • @TheDumbestBeing
    @TheDumbestBeing ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:40 THATS YOUR JOB

  • @trevorwalden6097
    @trevorwalden6097 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Today we witnessed history in the form of Highboi giving a movie an actual numerical rating 😂

  • @keegankh7091
    @keegankh7091 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't even bother to watch most of the original movies, I just come here and enjoy.
    Thank you

  • @lemonlebowski1397
    @lemonlebowski1397 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how this is the first movie to actually mentally break High Boi.

  • @philipsavage5162
    @philipsavage5162 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My favorite part of this movie is the 10:25 minute commentary from High boi.

  • @amzensix2950
    @amzensix2950 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "say less baby u had me at the very wrong" 💀

  • @vgames1543
    @vgames1543 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'll give it a watch, thanks.

  • @galvanprime
    @galvanprime ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Really Amazing, just epic and awesome to watch, no other words. A bold showing on the theory and practice of collective oligarchies. A consumerist masterpiece that shows the function of a capitalist world built off of cinema and film industry. In every moment the screen fills up with action, not only from the main character. It should win an Oscar for its screenplay. The amazing factors might be from the hyper filled fight scenes like Morbius and Milo, Or the magnificent plot. The plot involves a disabled man. Amazing plot right? Whoever thought this should be made deserves a medal. This is the best live action of the 21st century. Easily beats every movie in its path. This movie made me dedicated to my present job, being a Vampire. The antagonist is also a disabled man who lives trying to find a cure for his disease, Any person caught making the wrong face gets eliminated. the climax is the fellow Michael Morbius coming in to save the day. after I watched it in the theater I felt something I had never felt before. Pure 100% joy. This film needs a follow-up ASAP. I have never in my life seen a better movie. The film's soundtrack consists of works better than the likes of Elton John, The Beatles, Queen, and any other group/solo artist(s). I felt like I was in the world of vampires with all the realistic details around the landscape. This movie grasps its audience and does not let go. The captivating story, the amazing music, the idea of the movie itself, the screenplay, landscape, atmosphere, random details from the comics, Easter eggs of the 3 Spider-Man like Tobey, Andrew, and Tom, all of those reasons mentioned are just SOME of why I love this movie. The trailer is fantastic, and I love Milo's dance during the middle of the movie with his montage! A critic's DREAM. We follow the main character through land after land, including Oscorp, Times-Square, Philadelphia, California, Brazil, Tokyo, Greenland, Great Britain, and so much more! They included guide maps for the places Morbius visits, to try and get us to visit the places! Some people say this is just a cash grab for an "unpopular" villain, and they are right. As a consumerist, I don't mind this! This movie is so enjoyable it feels as if you are flying to your happy place! 10/10. Would watch it again Morbillion times! A modern classic that in the future will be looked at as nostalgia! If you see this at the bargain bin, PLEASE, buy it. This movie is too good to look over. It's insane how the director can make this good of a movie! We need a Sequel, animated film, musical, a comedy film, everything! Watch this masterpiece, and you will agree with make. thank GOD for this movie! My emotions went insane for this movie! I can not believe how they made a movie about vampires turn into the entertainment powerhouse! I love vampires I want to be a vampire so much, I love it! Morbius is so cool I love it! please let my family go hahaha. Morbius literally has so many stunning backgrounds it's amazing! I love Morbius movies so much! MORBIUS HAS SO MANY RELATABLE CHARACTERS I LOVE! #MORBIUSSWEEP #LETOSWEEP #MORBILLION TICKETS #MORBILLON BOX OFFICE

  • @smallw1991
    @smallw1991 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    6:10
    This got me lmao

  • @TheGrimReaperHimself
    @TheGrimReaperHimself ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't know how this was the idea you came up with but I'm glad you did.

  • @coolnamebro7363
    @coolnamebro7363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorite part is when he says:
    "This is an overused meme, and me pointing it out is just me patting myself on the back and saying that I think I'm smarter than everyone else."
    I get chills every time.

  • @Kluaos
    @Kluaos ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Another fun little thing is how Milo seems to be rich af, waling around with his expensive mens suits but THE WHOLE MOVIE wears these cheap ass sneakers. In every damn scene xD