I'll never forget the day I saw morbius. The theater was packed, people were screaming in line, fighting to get in first and take the best seats. No one bothered to buy food or anything to drink, too afraid they might lose their spot in the line. Not even the people who'd been waiting for days. When the movie started everyone was dead quiet, all you could hear was the low sobbing throughout the theater. We gasped, screamed, and wept alongside morbius as the film progressed. Then he said it. He said 'It's Morbin' Time', and everyone lost it. A lady vomited next to me, a man clawed out his own eyes in excitement. Five people died that day and it was so worth it. Definitely one of the movies of all time. Morb/10.
I watched at home I heard lewd noises behind the couch while completely alone that when I met the succubus Jessica. I'm gonna leave it there and let you guess what happened next.
@@JasonAizatoZemeckis Do you realize how insane that would sound? Dispatch: 911 what is your emergency? Me: Hello there a demon lady masturbating behind my loveseat. Dispatch Sir, this doesn't make sense. Are you felling okay? Me: I'm fine just freaked out. None of that happened, this is now a normal ocurrence.
I loved the parts where Highboi points out the logical inconsistencies, thinks about it briefly, and then concludes that the movie isn’t worth it and moves on. EDIT: This is officially my highest rated comment on TH-cam. Thank you High Boi.
So the only thing Morbius managed to do was change himself from needing a blood transfusion to just drinking it directly? What a cure this man has made truly a wonder 👏
I mean he also got superpowers instead of being kinda Crippled so i would say it does work as a Cure in some way Then agein with how incositent the film is that kinda seems to be a Rollercoaster if it works (Test on the rat did not give it superpowers the other guy apparently only got a Fraction of them etc)
I still remember how the theatre was so packed with people just crying and screaming to watch one of the movies of all time "Morbius" and how people broke out of their chairs when he said " it's morbing time" truly breathtaking cinema.
@@connorbovingdon8563Ik I heard of him but not the movies. Thank you for reminding. All the years not hearing the name made me forget about the comics. I knew I knew the name but couldn’t find out till know. I’ll have to find the comics again and re read them as they aren’t that bad of a run
He never uses actual numbers on rating actual good movies. He's being sarcastic here. Slow clap, judgy eyes, and smug smile. 😂😂😂 But, the heck do I know? It's never easy to enter the mind of High Boi. He's on a different realm. 😂
My brothers and sisters in Morbius... I know it might be hard to get used to but once it's Morbing time, there's no going back. That's why it's prophesied that Dr. Michael Morbius will destroy the universe to rid the world of all impurities, all so he can create a new universe, a perfect one... a true Morbiverse, governed by the forces of Morb (male power and sanctity) and Bius (female power and sanctity) in harmony with the 69 avatars of Morbius appearing once every 420 years to liberate us of the Antimorb, a horrible creature sent to destroy Morbius by the fallen morb known as Milo. This is why Milo has attempted to alter the course of history in his favor. When he controlled the robot AI called the Morbinator, he took it back in time by piloting the MORBIS, so that it could kill everyone and undo the Iranian religious reformation by Zoroaster, who was one of the first Morbishops. Unfortunately, the Morbinator fell in water and laid dormant for years. Eventually, it was unearthed by Fionn MacMorb, which would lead to religous conflict which split Morbland into the Republic of Morb and Northern Bius. This conflict was eventually resolved when Jared Letto, the 34th avatar of Morbius, signed the Treaty of Versailles, which united the religions of Morbism and Biusism together again. However, despite the failure of the Morbinator, Milo has been working in the shadows to stop Morbius... He enlisted Maximilian Morbespierre to create a new religion, the Cult of the Supreme Morbster (Milo is a vampire too so the word "morb" can apply to him too btw). Unfortunately, Morbespierre was killed by the Holy Virgin Morb, mother of Morbus Christ, the 21st avatar of Morbius. Morbius is a virgin because he has no need for sex. Milo is the opposite, which is made sense by the Unholy Hymn of the Fallen Morb, which has a lyric that says, "HAVE SEX." This is how Morbus Christ predicted Judas' betrayal at the The Last Scran; and how we must check non-virgins to make sure they aren't the Antimorb in disguise... Best of luck to all of you, my fellow Morbians.
I loved it when high boi said " it's recapping time" and instantly started recapping the movie. Words were spoken and subtitles were edited. Truely one of the most recap of all times.
It always confused me how Milo found the vampire serum. Like, did he just go into Morbius's lab saw two random bottles on his desk and said "Yup those must be it" and then immediately injected himself.
The opening day for this movie was a true Morbtastic experience. Seeing Morbius morb on fools who didn't want to be morbed will go down as one of the times I went to the theater
@@dabnoob317 It's a bot, just ignore it and report it. By replying, visiting it's channel or interacting with it in any way, you basically just bring traffic to it which in return gives it more reasons to write such stupid things in hopes that more people will fall for it. 🤖🔫
6:38 "god they're really pushing how many quenches they can have in like 10 seconds right guys [ __ ] i have no idea what's wrong with me" LMAO the best part of the entire video
High Boi has successfully explained a movie that never needed any explanation. Thank you High Boi for your hard work a dedication, take this Nobel prize that Morbius sadly rejected.
Actually it was helpful for me because I never planned on watching it and now I can know just how bad it was, I mean I knew it was bad before but I just didn't know why.
its not even hard to follow anyway, like many movie i didnt watch and saw the review were a bit hard to follow but morbius is so predictable and easy and dumb its just amazing
Nice, you listen to strangers and don't think for yourself. Truly one of the greatest of our time. Movie is an okay B-Movie romp that's in that "so bad it's hilarious" pile. Learn to think for yourself.
@@zigfaust what even is your point here? Some guy decided against watching a cringe ass popular movie, and you're telling them to think for themselves. Dafuq?
@@zigfaust "You didn't go out of your way to consume shit-tier product in order to conclude it's shit-tier??? Think for yourself" Lmao did you get your idea of internet etiquette from /v/? It's a movie, nerd A lame, overmemed one at that
I love how you can now use morbing as an adjective, verb and noun all at the same time. "He morbs out of his cell", I couldn't stop laughing, quality content as always
9:50 she wakes up as a vampire because before kissing him, she bites his lips and a drop of his blood falls on her lips which might be the reason why she woke up as a vampire..ig? idk im kinda dumb. Also love you lots High Boi, your videos really helped me during my f'd up times, it still does.
@@HerculesBallsInc The meme is that everyone who saw Morbius pretends the movie is the greatest of all times to lure innocents into watching this dumpster fire.
A couple things 1. Milo flies later on so it seems that he just didn't know at the time that he could fly until he saw Morbius do it. 2. Morbius felt more of a kinship with the bats and spent time with them. Milo would probably see them as tools. Morbius saw himself as a human/bat hybrid while Milo saw himself as a vampire and above both humans and bats. That could explain why the bats helped Morbius but not Milo. Edit after my morbillionth watch: 1. My theory that the bats did not like Milo is further confirmed as, during the scene when he talks to Martine in the lab, he approaches the bat cage only for them to fly to the other side to get away from him. Meanwhile, whenever Morbius approaches the cage they fly up to the glass to get closer to him. 2. The reason why Martine comes back to life as a vampire and not the other victims could be chalked up to the fact that she drank some of Morbius's blood before she died and got drained by him.
@@iamgroot1918 indeed. 1 more watch and I will have watched it for the Morbillionth time. At which point I will truly ascend and be able to Morb just like the man himself. Edit: I have succeeded.
Also they're not flying as much as they are riding air-current. That's what was shown on the roof-top: 4:51 The train is creating a current that he rides, and near the end he is riding the general wind current.
When Highboi said "it's morbin time", chills were sent down my spine and the whole theater started crying and shaking. Truly one of the greatest lines ever
I actually decided to jump in on this movie towards the beginning when one of my siblings was watching it, and my expectations were so low that i actually had a good time with it.
"Oh what a coincidence, I mean there's so many coincidences. Ahhh I don't know what's wrong with me." Whatever is "wrong" with you is what makes me enjoy these explained videos so much.
1:45 you have NO idea how much of morbius is litterally just watered down Lizard man from Amazing spiderman. Like they even share the same origin comic.
Another fun little thing is how Milo seems to be rich af, waling around with his expensive mens suits but THE WHOLE MOVIE wears these cheap ass sneakers. In every damn scene xD
Every time I watch something ripping the piss out of this film, I am reminded that Matt Smith should have played Morbius, and consequentially, I have one of the feelings of the year.
Nah it wouldnt work Jared leto has that "stares into your soul with cold dead eyes and make you uncomfortable" feel to him while Matt Smith is the dude who voice acted in 2000s mobile suit gundam. Is part of the doctor who franchise sooo completely different vibe altogether im not saying he isnt talented because he definitely could but like....its a vampire...stereotypical crap, he already proved it with this role but still ....better off being the side show than main circus clown performer.
You can't blame Milo got having a Mickey Mouse voice. Matt doesn't exactly have a very villainy voice, but all I can say is Morbius is truly one the movies ever made.
4:52 I think they are voices and he has ability to fly by helping sounds/ or they're just wind but because he is a batman (literally) he can fly/glide? with every little breeze
Really Amazing, just epic and awesome to watch, no other words. A bold showing on the theory and practice of collective oligarchies. A consumerist masterpiece that shows the function of a capitalist world built off of cinema and film industry. In every moment the screen fills up with action, not only from the main character. It should win an Oscar for its screenplay. The amazing factors might be from the hyper filled fight scenes like Morbius and Milo, Or the magnificent plot. The plot involves a disabled man. Amazing plot right? Whoever thought this should be made deserves a medal. This is the best live action of the 21st century. Easily beats every movie in its path. This movie made me dedicated to my present job, being a Vampire. The antagonist is also a disabled man who lives trying to find a cure for his disease, Any person caught making the wrong face gets eliminated. the climax is the fellow Michael Morbius coming in to save the day. after I watched it in the theater I felt something I had never felt before. Pure 100% joy. This film needs a follow-up ASAP. I have never in my life seen a better movie. The film's soundtrack consists of works better than the likes of Elton John, The Beatles, Queen, and any other group/solo artist(s). I felt like I was in the world of vampires with all the realistic details around the landscape. This movie grasps its audience and does not let go. The captivating story, the amazing music, the idea of the movie itself, the screenplay, landscape, atmosphere, random details from the comics, Easter eggs of the 3 Spider-Man like Tobey, Andrew, and Tom, all of those reasons mentioned are just SOME of why I love this movie. The trailer is fantastic, and I love Milo's dance during the middle of the movie with his montage! A critic's DREAM. We follow the main character through land after land, including Oscorp, Times-Square, Philadelphia, California, Brazil, Tokyo, Greenland, Great Britain, and so much more! They included guide maps for the places Morbius visits, to try and get us to visit the places! Some people say this is just a cash grab for an "unpopular" villain, and they are right. As a consumerist, I don't mind this! This movie is so enjoyable it feels as if you are flying to your happy place! 10/10. Would watch it again Morbillion times! A modern classic that in the future will be looked at as nostalgia! If you see this at the bargain bin, PLEASE, buy it. This movie is too good to look over. It's insane how the director can make this good of a movie! We need a Sequel, animated film, musical, a comedy film, everything! Watch this masterpiece, and you will agree with make. thank GOD for this movie! My emotions went insane for this movie! I can not believe how they made a movie about vampires turn into the entertainment powerhouse! I love vampires I want to be a vampire so much, I love it! Morbius is so cool I love it! please let my family go hahaha. Morbius literally has so many stunning backgrounds it's amazing! I love Morbius movies so much! MORBIUS HAS SO MANY RELATABLE CHARACTERS I LOVE! #MORBIUSSWEEP #LETOSWEEP #MORBILLION TICKETS #MORBILLON BOX OFFICE
Such raw, talented production brings literal fountains of tears to my eyes. Morbing out in such a raw, untapped way has never been seen before. Forget everything else. Morbius for leader of the universe 2023
Because Matt Smith is actually a competent actor. Given what he had to work with, he ate it up. He said during an interview about Morbius that he'd accept any offer to return to Doctor Who. The interviewer had to remind him it was a Morbius interview! I can tell Matt didn't enjoy it all that much, but still wanted to do a decent job of the part.
I loved when morbius said is high boing time. That made me cry my self to sleep. That was so beautiful. I give this chad crossover a 69 morbillion out of 10
6:37 f*cking love this lmao Also, Idk if it's because of your way of telling this movie or my horrible taste. But I actually like it, though this fall more on "likeable cliche" with a lot of questionable sh*t happening.
My favorite part of this video is when he said “its explaining time” and explained the entire morbious movie truly one of the moves of all time
Truly one of the comments of all time
Morbius sucks lol the meme is dead no one cares ratio minions rise of gru is infinitely better 😂😂😂😂
They put a lot of effort into this action version of hotel Transylvania
IT'S MORBIN TIME
@@nhcubing truly one of the replies of all time
The ONLY man who could do Morbius justice. Bravo!
absolutely morbing
Its Morbin time
Also
second :)
ayo dude. we should play some apex
Morbius
I'll never forget the day I saw morbius. The theater was packed, people were screaming in line, fighting to get in first and take the best seats. No one bothered to buy food or anything to drink, too afraid they might lose their spot in the line. Not even the people who'd been waiting for days. When the movie started everyone was dead quiet, all you could hear was the low sobbing throughout the theater. We gasped, screamed, and wept alongside morbius as the film progressed. Then he said it. He said 'It's Morbin' Time', and everyone lost it. A lady vomited next to me, a man clawed out his own eyes in excitement. Five people died that day and it was so worth it.
Definitely one of the movies of all time. Morb/10.
This comment made me fucking lose it.
Oh, I wish that was the case.
I watched at home I heard lewd noises behind the couch while completely alone that when I met the succubus Jessica. I'm gonna leave it there and let you guess what happened next.
@@loki4807 you called the cops on her for trespassing and home invasion?
@@JasonAizatoZemeckis Do you realize how insane that would sound?
Dispatch: 911 what is your emergency?
Me: Hello there a demon lady masturbating behind my loveseat.
Dispatch Sir, this doesn't make sense. Are you felling okay?
Me: I'm fine just freaked out.
None of that happened, this is now a normal ocurrence.
You know when he gives an actual, comprehensive, commonly used system to rate things, it’s bad
He gave wall- e 10 /10
@@rohanalias9053 To be fair, that was a genuine rating system. With Morbius on the other hand, you can hear the sarcasm in his voice.
Fine-, "I give this 9 batmans out of 3 bat shits"
XD
was looking for this
You know its bad when he actually rates a movie a normal score, and didn't say something like "9.3 bats out of 10 morbin times" or something
Ong was waiting for someone to address this💀💀💀
The only movie with normal rating and it's morbius
@@MrDead00 Wall e
@@MrDead00 WALL-E and he actually liked the movie. 10/10
@@afaasfari2164 and robocop
so he has only given rating to 3 movies
I loved the parts where Highboi points out the logical inconsistencies, thinks about it briefly, and then concludes that the movie isn’t worth it and moves on.
EDIT: This is officially my highest rated comment on TH-cam. Thank you High Boi.
True actually
But morbius is 😭
what can i say, high boy isn't morbiously a beast
You mean like he dose in every movie he covers
it's higboi-ing time
That moment when a recap of the movie ended up being way better than the actual movie.
Truly one of the recaps of all time.
your comment is actually the comments on this video
get a life
You are fast
He recapped time in 11 minutes!?
The recap of all time*
So the only thing Morbius managed to do was change himself from needing a blood transfusion to just drinking it directly? What a cure this man has made truly a wonder 👏
yeah but he also got superpowers
I mean he also got superpowers instead of being kinda Crippled so i would say it does work as a Cure in some way
Then agein with how incositent the film is that kinda seems to be a Rollercoaster if it works (Test on the rat did not give it superpowers the other guy apparently only got a Fraction of them etc)
@@taintwasher3703 If the super power was become a full on CLM member then sure.
He also got rid of the weird walking shit. Plus powers.
@@MrHeroicDemon Claims and Litigation Management?
I still remember how the theatre was so packed with people just crying and screaming to watch one of the movies of all time "Morbius" and how people broke out of their chairs when he said " it's morbing time" truly breathtaking cinema.
Kek time
"It's nothin' time"
Wait like I’ve never watched the movie but does he really say it’s morbin time
@@christiangarcia6137 no
@@christiangarcia6137 that’s the joke the whole movie sucks and he doesn’t say it’s morbin time
Funfact: this is the closest most people will get to seeing Morbius
Yes.
No, I watched it. The ‘vape nation’ is supposed to be how Morbius feels the world visualized.
Unfortunately I watched it…
Closest I’m gonna get
@@screencriminal1973 i watched it too, and i have no idea what the fuπk you're talking about
The concept of Morbius is amazing, but they just executed it h o r r i b l y.
its almost like it had a really good comic run that they couldve based it off
moribly
@@zGoldenHawk 💀
@@zGoldenHawk Such a morbid pun.
@@connorbovingdon8563Ik I heard of him but not the movies. Thank you for reminding. All the years not hearing the name made me forget about the comics. I knew I knew the name but couldn’t find out till know. I’ll have to find the comics again and re read them as they aren’t that bad of a run
Guys after careful analysis, I can conclude he has given this movie a, now don’t fall out of your chair, a 9.3 out of 10
It has a little something for everyone
Its a joke bruv
Actually high boi never used actual numbers so after careful analysis I can conclude he actually gave it a .3 out of 10
You can tell its a fakerating cause the movie is clearly 100000/10
He never uses actual numbers on rating actual good movies. He's being sarcastic here. Slow clap, judgy eyes, and smug smile. 😂😂😂
But, the heck do I know? It's never easy to enter the mind of High Boi. He's on a different realm. 😂
Lets give a moment of respect to Highboi, the man had to sit through Morbius to make this video for us
What do you mean? He does this with every movie.
He is super lucky to get to watch this masterpiece more than one times.
My brothers and sisters in Morbius... I know it might be hard to get used to but once it's Morbing time, there's no going back. That's why it's prophesied that Dr. Michael Morbius will destroy the universe to rid the world of all impurities, all so he can create a new universe, a perfect one... a true Morbiverse, governed by the forces of Morb (male power and sanctity) and Bius (female power and sanctity) in harmony with the 69 avatars of Morbius appearing once every 420 years to liberate us of the Antimorb, a horrible creature sent to destroy Morbius by the fallen morb known as Milo. This is why Milo has attempted to alter the course of history in his favor. When he controlled the robot AI called the Morbinator, he took it back in time by piloting the MORBIS, so that it could kill everyone and undo the Iranian religious reformation by Zoroaster, who was one of the first Morbishops. Unfortunately, the Morbinator fell in water and laid dormant for years. Eventually, it was unearthed by Fionn MacMorb, which would lead to religous conflict which split Morbland into the Republic of Morb and Northern Bius. This conflict was eventually resolved when Jared Letto, the 34th avatar of Morbius, signed the Treaty of Versailles, which united the religions of Morbism and Biusism together again. However, despite the failure of the Morbinator, Milo has been working in the shadows to stop Morbius... He enlisted Maximilian Morbespierre to create a new religion, the Cult of the Supreme Morbster (Milo is a vampire too so the word "morb" can apply to him too btw). Unfortunately, Morbespierre was killed by the Holy Virgin Morb, mother of Morbus Christ, the 21st avatar of Morbius. Morbius is a virgin because he has no need for sex. Milo is the opposite, which is made sense by the Unholy Hymn of the Fallen Morb, which has a lyric that says, "HAVE SEX." This is how Morbus Christ predicted Judas' betrayal at the The Last Scran; and how we must check non-virgins to make sure they aren't the Antimorb in disguise... Best of luck to all of you, my fellow Morbians.
morbius literally isnt a bad movie tho
@@gabrielf03d You still don't get it. Check the movie rating lately?
I loved it when high boi said " it's recapping time" and instantly started recapping the movie.
Words were spoken and subtitles were edited. Truely one of the most recap of all times.
Truly one of the movies of all time
It always confused me how Milo found the vampire serum.
Like, did he just go into Morbius's lab saw two random bottles on his desk and said "Yup those must be it" and then immediately injected himself.
he must have seen aa few other bottles and tried those as well,but those chemicals ended up giving him different powers than morbius
@Austrian Painter ayo wtf
@@JohnWick-rh1zz movie makers should hire you to write their shit so it would make a bit of sense. You should write the sequel Morbius 2: More Bius
@GunghoGrandma27 boy don't make me WANT to click that c'mon man
Dont worry on how i did this shit okay
I loved it when he said "It's morbin time" and then proceded to morb everyone and their mother in the vicinity
So cool
It morbed me out of my seat!
It morbed me out of my uncles basement!
It morbed me into orbit and space never to be seen again
@@could_possiblybe_thane07echo you mean "into morbit"?
It morbed me to manhattan (im in north korea)
My favorite part is where he actually gave a movie a score. Out of all the movies he saved Morbius to give an actual rating. Love this dude
The opening day for this movie was a true Morbtastic experience. Seeing Morbius morb on fools who didn't want to be morbed will go down as one of the times I went to the theater
@Jack Wrath wtf
@Jack Wrath stop it, get some help
Damn yt is here busy false striking videos while the comment bots run rampant
@@dabnoob317 It's a bot, just ignore it and report it. By replying, visiting it's channel or interacting with it in any way, you basically just bring traffic to it which in return gives it more reasons to write such stupid things in hopes that more people will fall for it. 🤖🔫
Zankoku na tenshi no te-ze?
6:38
"god they're really pushing how many
quenches they can have in like 10
seconds right guys [ __ ] i have no idea
what's wrong with me"
LMAO the best part of the entire video
fr i died lmao
I think he said coincidences but yeah, it was funny
9:08 It's Morbin' time.
High Boi has successfully explained a movie that never needed any explanation. Thank you High Boi for your hard work a dedication, take this Nobel prize that Morbius sadly rejected.
Actually it was helpful for me because I never planned on watching it and now I can know just how bad it was, I mean I knew it was bad before but I just didn't know why.
It’s actually useful, because 99% of people who know about it didint watch it
It morbin time
For once, I haven’t seen the movie you’ve narrated and honestly I’m okay with just watching your explanation of it
its not even hard to follow anyway, like many movie i didnt watch and saw the review were a bit hard to follow but morbius is so predictable and easy and dumb its just amazing
Seconded
Nice, you listen to strangers and don't think for yourself. Truly one of the greatest of our time.
Movie is an okay B-Movie romp that's in that "so bad it's hilarious" pile.
Learn to think for yourself.
@@zigfaust what even is your point here? Some guy decided against watching a cringe ass popular movie, and you're telling them to think for themselves. Dafuq?
@@zigfaust
"You didn't go out of your way to consume shit-tier product in order to conclude it's shit-tier??? Think for yourself"
Lmao did you get your idea of internet etiquette from /v/?
It's a movie, nerd
A lame, overmemed one at that
Is it just me or High Boi really gave someone real marks 10:00
I love how you can now use morbing as an adjective, verb and noun all at the same time. "He morbs out of his cell", I couldn't stop laughing, quality content as always
"It morbs the lotion on its skin"
"morb kid"
best. movie. ever.
didn’t even have to watch it to know that.
Can't get enough of this masterpiece of a movie
The mickey mouse laugh had me literally dying lmfao😂😂😂😂😂
Same
I dunno why but the way highboi says "and injures him" with the footage in the background at 8:04 is absolutely sending me
If you play the Yakuza series, that's the most common thing happened when someone's getting injured
9:50 she wakes up as a vampire because before kissing him, she bites his lips and a drop of his blood falls on her lips which might be the reason why she woke up as a vampire..ig? idk im kinda dumb. Also love you lots High Boi, your videos really helped me during my f'd up times, it still does.
6:30 I can’t Bruhh…this part had me fucking dying😭😭💀
the movie was so good he used actual numbers to rate it... amazing
Yah. I found that deeply confusing. Actual numbers? What was that supposed to mean?
@Austrian Painter bro still looking for his dad
@Austrian Painter Fatherless child moment
@@HerculesBallsInc The meme is that everyone who saw Morbius pretends the movie is the greatest of all times to lure innocents into watching this dumpster fire.
@@thibautisserant Meta!
the part when high boi said "its highin' time" was one of the moments in entertainment i have ever seen
Morbius sucks lol
The part where I saw your mom it's fuckinnn time
@@SHADOWIZARDMONEYGANG7146 🤓
@@yesidisagree6109 🪞
@@SHADOWIZARDMONEYGANG7146 ok that is actually clever. I will use that later
9:28 it’s so funny hearing high boi genuinely laugh.
I can't believe you didn't mention how Morbius magically turned a money printing operation into a biochemistry lab
...You don't just casually fax over vials of chemicals?
A couple things
1. Milo flies later on so it seems that he just didn't know at the time that he could fly until he saw Morbius do it.
2. Morbius felt more of a kinship with the bats and spent time with them. Milo would probably see them as tools. Morbius saw himself as a human/bat hybrid while Milo saw himself as a vampire and above both humans and bats. That could explain why the bats helped Morbius but not Milo.
Edit after my morbillionth watch:
1. My theory that the bats did not like Milo is further confirmed as, during the scene when he talks to Martine in the lab, he approaches the bat cage only for them to fly to the other side to get away from him. Meanwhile, whenever Morbius approaches the cage they fly up to the glass to get closer to him.
2. The reason why Martine comes back to life as a vampire and not the other victims could be chalked up to the fact that she drank some of Morbius's blood before she died and got drained by him.
a person who truly appreciates morbius
@@iamgroot1918 indeed. 1 more watch and I will have watched it for the Morbillionth time. At which point I will truly ascend and be able to Morb just like the man himself.
Edit: I have succeeded.
@@iamgroot1918 i mean the characters and concepts are cool, just the story is shite
Also they're not flying as much as they are riding air-current.
That's what was shown on the roof-top: 4:51
The train is creating a current that he rides, and near the end he is riding the general wind current.
@@gammagames1413 how do I learn this power
9:25 killed me
He does a Mikey mouse voicr
When Highboi said "it's morbin time", chills were sent down my spine and the whole theater started crying and shaking. Truly one of the greatest lines ever
5:19 "They were not deciphering the rosetta stone here." Bro that took the life outta me🤣🤣🤣💀
10:00 That is the most abnormal normal rating, High boi had ever gave.
You know the movie is great when the title is saying “More bs”.
You know the bots are out of control when 5 out of the 6 replies are bots... 💀💀💀💀
@@Lego_Huracan_SuperTrofeo ikr
I love how wall-e and this are the only movies that high boi has actually given a proper review💀
I actually decided to jump in on this movie towards the beginning when one of my siblings was watching it, and my expectations were so low that i actually had a good time with it.
Hihgh Boi stares into your soul :D 10:08
I loved the part when high boi said "it's high time to talk about morbius" and the he highed all over everyone.
truly an inspirational moment
That magestic clap was the sound of him clapping his cheeks to morbius because hands isn't enough of a tribute to this movie. 10/10
Morbius is so good that it made High Boi give an actual rating for the first time. Morbius does it once again.
Bro that's some hard rapping at 8:51
There are very few channels which are 'Watch one video, subscribe, binge, die' and yours is one of them.
My favorite part of this movie is the 10:25 minute commentary from High boi.
"Oh what a coincidence, I mean there's so many coincidences. Ahhh I don't know what's wrong with me." Whatever is "wrong" with you is what makes me enjoy these explained videos so much.
"detective fast and furious and detective lame and curious" had me cracking up xD
You should do a video about Shutter Island I think it would really fit your style and would be quite enjoyable with your commentary.
Shut up glowie
Yesssssssss
If he does that when he’s high, he’s gonna get question everything at the end of it 😂
When high boi said “It’s highing time” I got chills down my body. I high’d all over my room. Truly one of the best lines of the video.
This will go down as one of the videos in history.
1:45
you have NO idea how much of morbius is litterally just watered down Lizard man from Amazing spiderman.
Like they even share the same origin comic.
I didn’t know anyone genuinely watched this movie
I did
I sadly didn’t 😭
@@skill_issue__ damn, sorry man. you should’ve gotten your 1 dollar back
I did but saw it with a free movie ticket lol.
I would pay 10 morbillion dollars to make sony rerelease morboius
Another fun little thing is how Milo seems to be rich af, waling around with his expensive mens suits but THE WHOLE MOVIE wears these cheap ass sneakers. In every damn scene xD
they comfy
Comfort over style.
6:56
Bully Maguire: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
9:30 lmao
I know💀
That end rating shouldn't have pissed me off as much as it did, and I love you for it.
6:12
Vaping
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Hearing you explain the movie as it goes feels like watching a movie with friends
@im calling saul put your link away Saul
ur friends sound vv fun to watch movies with
Every time I watch something ripping the piss out of this film, I am reminded that Matt Smith should have played Morbius, and consequentially, I have one of the feelings of the year.
@im calling saul I also fucking hate the memes.
I rather like Matt Smith. Too bad Morbious Morbed all over him. Morbin Time
Nah it wouldnt work Jared leto has that "stares into your soul with cold dead eyes and make you uncomfortable" feel to him while Matt Smith is the dude who voice acted in 2000s mobile suit gundam. Is part of the doctor who franchise sooo completely different vibe altogether im not saying he isnt talented because he definitely could but like....its a vampire...stereotypical crap, he already proved it with this role but still ....better off being the side show than main circus clown performer.
POV high boy gives an actual rating
You can't blame Milo got having a Mickey Mouse voice. Matt doesn't exactly have a very villainy voice, but all I can say is Morbius is truly one the movies ever made.
“What do you mean he doesn’t say “it’s morbing time”?”
I love how this is the first movie to actually mentally break High Boi.
4:52
I think they are voices and he has ability to fly by helping sounds/ or they're just wind but because he is a batman (literally) he can fly/glide? with every little breeze
When High Boi said "It is explainin' time!", I couldnt hold my tears.
7:40 THATS YOUR JOB
Love it when he says “it’s high time” and proceeds to be high the whole movie.
He stands up and declares “IT’S MORBIN TIME!” 😂😂😂😂😂
Is it just me or have we gotten a lot of high boy content lately ☺️😃 thanky for uploading!!
Dude needs money again lol
9:33
nah bro , i should go ahead and wash my eye's with holy water or something \:
9:27 HighBoi breaking character 😂
When he said “It’s explaining time” I explained all over the place. Truly one of the best of the games
@im calling saul jokes on you i got an ad
@Jack Wrath I'm gonna do myself a favor and not click on that link
7:11 no that was gold please do mention such things there funny
I especially loved the part where he says "it's getting high time" and made everyone high on that spot.
Truly the greatest moment in TH-cam history
Really Amazing, just epic and awesome to watch, no other words. A bold showing on the theory and practice of collective oligarchies. A consumerist masterpiece that shows the function of a capitalist world built off of cinema and film industry. In every moment the screen fills up with action, not only from the main character. It should win an Oscar for its screenplay. The amazing factors might be from the hyper filled fight scenes like Morbius and Milo, Or the magnificent plot. The plot involves a disabled man. Amazing plot right? Whoever thought this should be made deserves a medal. This is the best live action of the 21st century. Easily beats every movie in its path. This movie made me dedicated to my present job, being a Vampire. The antagonist is also a disabled man who lives trying to find a cure for his disease, Any person caught making the wrong face gets eliminated. the climax is the fellow Michael Morbius coming in to save the day. after I watched it in the theater I felt something I had never felt before. Pure 100% joy. This film needs a follow-up ASAP. I have never in my life seen a better movie. The film's soundtrack consists of works better than the likes of Elton John, The Beatles, Queen, and any other group/solo artist(s). I felt like I was in the world of vampires with all the realistic details around the landscape. This movie grasps its audience and does not let go. The captivating story, the amazing music, the idea of the movie itself, the screenplay, landscape, atmosphere, random details from the comics, Easter eggs of the 3 Spider-Man like Tobey, Andrew, and Tom, all of those reasons mentioned are just SOME of why I love this movie. The trailer is fantastic, and I love Milo's dance during the middle of the movie with his montage! A critic's DREAM. We follow the main character through land after land, including Oscorp, Times-Square, Philadelphia, California, Brazil, Tokyo, Greenland, Great Britain, and so much more! They included guide maps for the places Morbius visits, to try and get us to visit the places! Some people say this is just a cash grab for an "unpopular" villain, and they are right. As a consumerist, I don't mind this! This movie is so enjoyable it feels as if you are flying to your happy place! 10/10. Would watch it again Morbillion times! A modern classic that in the future will be looked at as nostalgia! If you see this at the bargain bin, PLEASE, buy it. This movie is too good to look over. It's insane how the director can make this good of a movie! We need a Sequel, animated film, musical, a comedy film, everything! Watch this masterpiece, and you will agree with make. thank GOD for this movie! My emotions went insane for this movie! I can not believe how they made a movie about vampires turn into the entertainment powerhouse! I love vampires I want to be a vampire so much, I love it! Morbius is so cool I love it! please let my family go hahaha. Morbius literally has so many stunning backgrounds it's amazing! I love Morbius movies so much! MORBIUS HAS SO MANY RELATABLE CHARACTERS I LOVE! #MORBIUSSWEEP #LETOSWEEP #MORBILLION TICKETS #MORBILLON BOX OFFICE
OOH THE IRONY!!!!!!
Morbius sucks lol
@@SHADOWIZARDMONEYGANG7146 🤓
@@thelawnmower6534 bud, I'm sorry, but using that face doesn't make you superior to him, except in stupidity, like godlike stupidity XD
@@thelawnmower6534 🪞
9:24 highboi got goofy here
tbh the way you explain it is already 100x better than the actual morbius movie itself.
i can 100% say that this guy is an arts student making these videos in his free time ie. the whole day
6:10
This got me lmao
2:07 "sayless baby you had me a VERY WRONG 🤣🤣
The fact that he actually gave it a rating out of 10 shows that morbius is in fact the best movie ever.
Such raw, talented production brings literal fountains of tears to my eyes. Morbing out in such a raw, untapped way has never been seen before. Forget everything else. Morbius for leader of the universe 2023
"another relationship no one had a f*cken nickel invested in"
So true honestly Milo was the best part of the movie
Because Matt Smith is actually a competent actor. Given what he had to work with, he ate it up. He said during an interview about Morbius that he'd accept any offer to return to Doctor Who. The interviewer had to remind him it was a Morbius interview!
I can tell Matt didn't enjoy it all that much, but still wanted to do a decent job of the part.
1:13 i saw it in theaters before the memes, it felt the same
You know it’s bad when he gives it an actual rating and not 7 bats and hotdog out of 3 belligerent cargo ships
Good*
You know the movie is bad when highboi gives an actual rating
3:41 I swear I have that watch
I have the morbius watch
I loved when morbius said is high boing time. That made me cry my self to sleep. That was so beautiful. I give this chad crossover a 69 morbillion out of 10
At this point I’m not even surprised this takes place in the MCU.
My favorite part is when the said “it’s morbin’ time” and then completely morbed all over the bad guys. It completely morbed my day.
he morbed my wife
Your pfp screams reddit, dungeons and dragons and athsma.
@Austrian Painter 🤡👎
@@basedmax9029 I get the reddit but how tf does it look like dungeons and dragons and asthma 🤣 it’s a drawing not a live being. Still funny though
@@NikeZoomXDragonflyXCSpike well, it seems quite nerdy to me.
I would know considering I am one myself
0:22 well I didn't know they filmed morbius in my island interesting anyway the island is called corfu
You live in an island!?!
@@Iamafuckingmadlad
Everyone does.
You know a movie is bad when High Boi gives an actual rating.
I love how he just calls the movie a dumpster fire and points out all the mistakes 0 sh*ts given
6:37 f*cking love this lmao
Also, Idk if it's because of your way of telling this movie or my horrible taste. But I actually like it, though this fall more on "likeable cliche" with a lot of questionable sh*t happening.
Frankly speaking, this is the most footage I've ever seen out of Morbius
I loved the part where high boi said "its highing time" and highed all the movies
(this joke is so overused, kill me)
1:37 "tryna use movie science"
I actually worked in a lab where they were doing the same kinda research (minus experimenting on humans)
Wait rlly
Oh shit, does this mean it's morbin time?!
This is the first video I've seen of this man that actually gives a movie a number rating (albeit sarcastic as hell)