Meanwhile the Chaos gods are like. Khorn: "ANGRY MONKE... I LIKE THEM" Slaanesh: "They multiply.... i LOVE them" Nurgle: "So filthy..... good children" Tzeentch: "I.... I.... do they even know what planning is?!"
Tzeentch isn't just the god of schemes, but of change, mutation, and sorcery, all of which Norsca does possess to varying amounts. Hell, even when a Norscan violently overthrows their chieftain, tzeentch benefits just as much as Khorne
Reminds me of Terry Pratchett's trolls. Trolls of that universe aren't very smart (they can be amazingly smart but lets not get into details), and most have trouble counting more than three, so anything more than three is, to a troll, "many, lots".
Interesting enough, many animals (including us) are hard wired to fast count anything up to four. But after that, it takes effort. Many languages have a break in they naming system at four too. Like the famous roman III and IV for example for 3 and 4.
It's kind of wild, when you think about the lenght of time this meme has been accurate. Norsca really was fucked over and ignored by CA since they were launched
This right here. Norsca was always supposed to be 'chaos warriors lite'. Vikings straight out of a heavy metal video, where their 'ultimate' infantry should have eventually upgraded into Chaos Warriors. Much like WoC does its upgrades, Norsca should too and have them eventually get to Chaos Warriors of various stripes.
“And I saw, and behold a white mammoth, and he that sat on him had a stick; and a Nemesis crown was given unto him, and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.”
Wulfrik the Wanderer in lore: can speak any language and his challenge can't be denied due to magic bs Wulfrik the Wanderer in tarrif videos: monke screeches*
God, I cant wait for their version of Einstein. Can count all the way to 7, has figured out how to put logs on top of logs, and most importantly, can walk up right.
As a Norsca main this speaks to me on several levels 😅 In addition to Warhammer I also play the MMO FFXIV and there is a common meme in the raiding community that "People can't count higher than 5" since certain boss fights require quick head math. These are normally very basic calculations that most people can easily calculate in their minds like 3 + 2, but in stressful situations where you only have 3-5 seconds to do it then most people fail when there is anything higher than 5 (myself included) 🤣
The rest of the world advances in technology faster and faster, and then there's Norsca, "Look look, I got a bigger stick to smash you with!" XD I love Norsca but.. it is sad
I can confirm it is true in this video when current Norsca roster see thunderbarge and sadly even after lots of nerf it is still true in campaign. More sadly, Current greenskin roster has the same fate,it doesn’t matter how many goblin/night goblin/Orc archer you bring, you got nothing in the roster can kill thunderbarge before it turns everything into dust.
In my Deceivers playthrough, I let Norsca invade Cathay. I think they wanted to find the way back home lol. After some initial small expansions there, especially Wintertooth set out on a 50+ turn journey (sometimes travelling back the same way for 2 or more turns) across all the oceans. I lent some armies to solve the mess but 2 armies (Throgg and another) managed to get all the way via sea to Bretonnia. There, the elite army suicided on the fortress held by Bretonnia (completely ignoring my objective which was the port south of it), then Throgg came 1-2 turns behind and finally (with my help) captured the northern settlement on Isle of Wights. Throgg then levelled up from lvl 13 to 14, at turn 150+.
I passed from completely ignoring norsca as a faction to starting a campaign with them, obviously renaming all my lords appropriately like Ooga Booga, and loving them with these videos, even if i'm currently beign beaten up by Bretonnia and Imperials, but I'm only sad to have discovered you only recently.
Norsca realy need to have almost the same mechanics of the chaos warriors of dedicating units to gods and maybe having demons and chaos warriors as limited elite troops almost like warriors of chaos have with demons
This is just a beginning for the ..
More episodes shall come
I like to imagine that @Tariff is voicing the norscans
I added some but most of the voices are from Natural Documentaries
@@rumplstiltztinkerstein He is!!
Norsca by Tariff is my all-time favourite!
@@Tarriff Splendid work
Meanwhile the Chaos gods are like.
Khorn: "ANGRY MONKE... I LIKE THEM"
Slaanesh: "They multiply.... i LOVE them"
Nurgle: "So filthy..... good children"
Tzeentch: "I.... I.... do they even know what planning is?!"
Accurate, three of them will benefit from it, while Tzeentch has to make scheme to increase their IQ before he can make use of them.
The enemy can't foil your plans if you don't have any to begin with.
@@LordBriareos That sounds like Tzeentch
Tzeentch isn't just the god of schemes, but of change, mutation, and sorcery, all of which Norsca does possess to varying amounts. Hell, even when a Norscan violently overthrows their chieftain, tzeentch benefits just as much as Khorne
Tzeentch also embodies Chaos, and what could be more chaotic than a horde of terrified Norsc-keys let loose in a populated area?
Norsca definitly evolving. But not fast as Malakai's ship coming to get them.
Just ask Malakai for the name of his ship
Norsca are evolving fast!!! 😳 (For a Dwarf)
"...What's after five?"
"Many."
Reminds me of Terry Pratchett's trolls. Trolls of that universe aren't very smart (they can be amazingly smart but lets not get into details), and most have trouble counting more than three, so anything more than three is, to a troll, "many, lots".
Such a powerful line... Tears every time...
Orks count that way in 40k. I wonder if it's the same in Battle !
At least Norsca can count to 5; lesbian space witches in acolyte can't get past 2. Norsca wins
“Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.”
-John Wayne
Perfect quote.
"If an iron tool is dull, you will need to exert much effort, but wisdom helps to achieve success." - Ecclesiastes 10:6
I imagine that showing canon Wulfrik these Norscan videos by Tariff would be a far greater insult than anything he has ever dished out himself.
Also a good way to end up as extra armor on his body.
Norsca took “return to monke” too seriously
They never leave the monke
This method of counting is actually historically accurate for many ancient cultures.
no
Interesting enough, many animals (including us) are hard wired to fast count anything up to four. But after that, it takes effort.
Many languages have a break in they naming system at four too.
Like the famous roman III and IV for example for 3 and 4.
This is not true. Why would you say this.
@@firetarrasque4667He's referring to base 5 in many languages and old numbering systems
@@molybdaen11 China is somewhat like this too, in that one two three four is separated as 一二三四
It's kind of wild, when you think about the lenght of time this meme has been accurate. Norsca really was fucked over and ignored by CA since they were launched
God I hope CA watches this.
I think CA doesn't update norsca because they like Tarriff videos about them and want more.
When you are supposed to be heavy metal He-Man like vikings, but end up as wendols from the Eaters of the Dead/13th Warrior.
This right here. Norsca was always supposed to be 'chaos warriors lite'. Vikings straight out of a heavy metal video, where their 'ultimate' infantry should have eventually upgraded into Chaos Warriors. Much like WoC does its upgrades, Norsca should too and have them eventually get to Chaos Warriors of various stripes.
Missed an opportunity. The Dwarf should have said "Kirov reporting!"
Its so nice to settle Norscan lands now. It wasnt like they were using it, and you can snap your fingers and watch them dust away.
Eventually, we will land on the planet of the Norscans!
My therapist: Dreams have a meaning
My dreams :
Norsca in TWW3 went from Stone Age to Tool Age...
While the rest of the world is post-Imperial Age.
Referencing 2 Age of Empires games with one comment, great!
@@benjaminmarshall5071 you know, I could say that The Empire for instance is already in early Commerce (Colonial) Age
@@XYZ-eo8um
Uh, and the Asur are way ahead of the Empire
*Monke County isn’t fairing well after endless neglect from Big CW tribe!*
Especial after the airship fleet parked next door.
And yet... In my latest lizardman campaign Norscans have taken over kislev because they're vassals to chaos warriors.
There you go.
Ape together stronk.
i bet they are making nests on top of the building instead of using the actual housing...
Is it winning if you're a slave to the factions that replaced you?
norscans should put their hands together, now they have double the counting
“And I saw, and behold a white mammoth, and he that sat on him had a stick; and a Nemesis crown was given unto him, and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.”
The bullying of the Norsca shall stop only when it stops being funny!
(Never)
it's not bullying, it's documentary
@@Tarriff nature is truly beautifull
@@slamdaddyshapirowo9893 I mean before the beastmen were the butt of his jokes but now that are playable its norscan time
CA: A Norsca rework is coming (Sometime last year Idk)
Us currently: Monkey go wah!-wah!
I really hope they get a proper update during Slanesh updated (or veryless let us marked unites as a reward for tributing razed settlements)
I wept when norscan learned how to settle in land. So proud!
2:12 I swear I did not expect that, nor did I expect to be laughing so hard for so long😂
Norska is monke and norska Trolls is gorilas.
Tzeentch - "How MANY fingers do you want?"=)
Ah the Norscan monke in his natural habitat.
Wulfrik the Wanderer in lore: can speak any language and his challenge can't be denied due to magic bs
Wulfrik the Wanderer in tarrif videos: monke screeches*
I shouldn't have been eating while watching this, I nearly spat out my food when the Wall showed up.
still waiting on that norscan pokemon evolution video
Your norscan videos are prob my favourites youve made, keep it up
Oh my god. How I love Norsca monkeys. Oh I love when they found out they had TWO hands to count.
Hairless Apes gotta be my favourite all time arc from all your shorts. I love the silly little guys.
8:40 now i need a monke mod for Consort Radahn
God, I cant wait for their version of Einstein. Can count all the way to 7, has figured out how to put logs on top of logs, and most importantly, can walk up right.
As a Norsca main this speaks to me on several levels 😅
In addition to Warhammer I also play the MMO FFXIV and there is a common meme in the raiding community that "People can't count higher than 5" since certain boss fights require quick head math.
These are normally very basic calculations that most people can easily calculate in their minds like 3 + 2, but in stressful situations where you only have 3-5 seconds to do it then most people fail when there is anything higher than 5 (myself included) 🤣
Math bot in Ridorana Lighthouse
Remember, kids: 1 is NOT a prime number.
Not giving bows to norscans was a crime by the CA.
God it would be so funny if the Norsca update happens when they add the monkey king
The rest of the world advances in technology faster and faster, and then there's Norsca, "Look look, I got a bigger stick to smash you with!" XD I love Norsca but.. it is sad
I still cant get over the fact he still uses wulfric as the face of all norscans 😂. Then again he is the only human lord for them.
I see Norsca i click and i still love to play with them
Beautiful oscar-worthy movie. Brought me to tears. My man Tarriff, you bring honor to monke!
Those poor Norscans.
So primitive, so outmatched.
Gotta love them for trying though.
That poor book, you're a monster Tarriff.
Norsca is the meme that keeps on meme-ing.
Your day will come, Norsca. Your day will come...And I will be here to welcome my second-favourite faction post-update eventually.
It will be exciting to see if the Monkey King improves this situation or makes it even worse.
Someday Norsca will get a DLC and rework. Just not anytime soon sadly 😔
monke Always Monke
This shit was WILDLY entertaining, I demand more! (please)
Oh no, the memes mocking norsca have begun! 😂
Tribes dlc can't come soon enough :'(
The norsca slander fuels me
The animation work on the quadrupeds is honestly not bad. I don't know how you do it, but it's haunting
Kingdom of the Planet of the Norscans.
I can confirm it is true in this video when current Norsca roster see thunderbarge and sadly even after lots of nerf it is still true in campaign. More sadly, Current greenskin roster has the same fate,it doesn’t matter how many goblin/night goblin/Orc archer you bring, you got nothing in the roster can kill thunderbarge before it turns everything into dust.
Monke Norsca are the new beastmen for tww
The Atilla main theme goes so HARD!
This is cannon!
CONGRATS ON 100k :D !!
May your life brings you many OOO OOO and AAA AAA ! (whats after 5 ?)
Remember when we used to make fun of Warriors of Chaos when Norsca came out because they where scarier ?
In my Deceivers playthrough, I let Norsca invade Cathay.
I think they wanted to find the way back home lol. After some initial small expansions there, especially Wintertooth set out on a 50+ turn journey (sometimes travelling back the same way for 2 or more turns) across all the oceans.
I lent some armies to solve the mess but 2 armies (Throgg and another) managed to get all the way via sea to Bretonnia.
There, the elite army suicided on the fortress held by Bretonnia (completely ignoring my objective which was the port south of it), then Throgg came 1-2 turns behind and finally (with my help) captured the northern settlement on Isle of Wights. Throgg then levelled up from lvl 13 to 14, at turn 150+.
Thanks for the video
2:28 thank you this was marvellous
I passed from completely ignoring norsca as a faction to starting a campaign with them, obviously renaming all my lords appropriately like Ooga Booga, and loving them with these videos, even if i'm currently beign beaten up by Bretonnia and Imperials, but I'm only sad to have discovered you only recently.
I love those guys😂
Nice video again!
Havent evolved in 2000 years
Still the strongest faction
It's like crocodiles: When you've reached perfection, there is no need to evolve further.
Lol they are the weakest
Tales from Norsca is my favourite content by Tarriff
With the last part i can't but just scream: REWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK
Thank you I will now only play Norsca.
Norsca, Vampire Counts, Bretonnia they're all in Caveman stage
Its way funnier than it shoud be, great work!
I showed this to my friend calling it "Total Warhammer Abridged," I was trying to give this the respect it deserves
Have no fear we will solve the norsca problem with a 6th green skin dlc lord.
I LOVE
Tarriff has decided that CA will never update Norsca again, so he decided to wrap it up with a compilation.
Caveman Wulfrik never gets old.
I really think that CA will never update norsca because of tariff videos, i mean if they are any good, then they can't be incompetent monkeys.
Summary of entire episode of norsca: *monkey noise*
Yeah alright I admit it, I haven't checked this channel in a while and I'm checking to see if there's a Norsca Me Like Rock video yet
True progress has been made for Norsca.
Khornes doggo chasing norsican for wooly tusk?
ahh norsa, or as my play through with both grand cathie , kislev and now the dwarths call it. my new piggybank
The norscan experience, in meme format. The best format
After all, 'twas a great journey. And many are yet to come...
I mean... thats how Norsca is in the lore too
Can someone tell me the song name at 1:09 please.
AC/BC you shook me all night long (paleorock classic)
Norscans:
The power of one
The power of two....
The power of Maaaaannny....
waiting for the monkey norsca mod to hit the workshop
Since i started to watch Tarriffs videos, I can not take the norscans serious anymore.
Am I watching Spore gameplay?
Monke sad. Need bigger banans.
Norsca realy need to have almost the same mechanics of the chaos warriors of dedicating units to gods and maybe having demons and chaos warriors as limited elite troops almost like warriors of chaos have with demons
Norscans exist to be eaten by throgg and his troll armies
At this point, i don't want them to be ever reworked XD
Something crucial is missing: this docu should be narrated by Mel Brooks
Brettonia: still has a problem with the clime
also brettonia: owns half the territory
Bruh.
I Need to upgrade my knowledge👁️
Norsca at least gets attention from someone... Even if it's Tarriff ripping hard af into them