Why is he even required to pay taxes then? Somehow his relationship with peach in this skit is nonexistent. Makes sense since I doubt wario would ever get an honest job, this must be a separate universe.
@@davidvasquez08 what is an absolute monarchy? You can't possibly mean the US. Monarchy is hereditary. Also, presidents have comparatively little power.
I love how Luigi is like “Who is Joe Biden”, implying they live in a true other universe but somehow Mario is accessing a bizzarre combo of our and their internet lol
@@jacksentertainmentsystem3190 well its not stated its an absolute monarchy so one that may not dig too deep may consider it a constitutional monarchy as most monarchies in real life are constitution and not absolute
Step 1, You must create a sense of scarcity Shells will sell much better if people think they're rare, you see Take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island Stockpile em high till they're rarer than a diamond
No need. The kingdom is doing that well enough on its own without having to wake up those to the truth. Gold coins are easy created out of thin air, Bowser is kept as the menacing actor so that the toads and koopas are kept in their place out of fear. And peach's toad council rules from the background using her as merely a puppet head figure.
@@NoFlu Keep in mind, the Mushroom Kingdom, unlike the US, China, etc., does not depend nearly as much on economy and it is mostly rural or empty areas, and Princess Peach appears to not be worried, so either the money is not as needed and more of a commodity than a necessity or everything is super expensive (10,000 US Dollars would not be enough to buy one Mushroom flavored gum)
I mean he has a point. You guys ever notice how EVERY time there's some major event. The princess just Happens to get kidnapped and everyone is distracted?
But what if we've got it backwards? What if the princess is actually _so good at her job_ that the only time any mayor event can happen is when she's not there to stop it?
Viva la Resistance God has smiled upon you this day the fate of a nation in your hands and blessed be the children who fight with all their bravery so that only the righteous stand
You know whenever I'm mid-death I'm just going to randomly blurt "Sweet ravioli I'm fucking dying" And that'll be the final bittersweet chapter in my book
I mean we all are dying at the same rate technically, slowly marching towards that sweet good night Each death is nothing but a drop in the bucket, another persons life gonna in an instant In the end our limited existence will not affect the world or the observable universe as a whole Death is just a reminder that human existence is meaningless in the end and once all life in the galaxy has faded away, nothing would have really ever changed But hey, that’s just me speaking
@@platinum5569 No, an anchor keeps an object in place, anchors aren't specific only to ships, and even then they don't pull the ship down, they keep it in place. If you throw a grappling hook while climbing and it attaches to a cliff side, you are anchored.
Wario: "After a tear of physical therapy and counseling, I've come to realize you attacked me not put of malice, but out of shock. Please, accept my apology." Mario: *Looks him dead in the eyes and shoots him again*
" *CRASH* Wah, Mario, i'm sorry to barge in, but after a year of physical therapy and counseling, i've come to realize you attacked me not out of malice. But out of shock, so please, accept my apology"
@@soupbane1688 I can't believe you would strawman mario into a misogynist. He's clearly just a white supremacists and you just cancel him and end his career in 7 seconds.
Remember when Mario said Iggy Koopa left his laptop at a repair shop and Luigi said it was just mushroom kingdom disinformation n a conspiracy? Turns out the "Mushroom Times" news paper just admitted that Iggys laptop is real.
Yup, Independent research usually mean "im getting my opinions from a bunch of people who all think the same thing but think they arent sheep because its not what another large group of people think"
I find it very amusing Wario had his epiphany in physical therapy. I suspect he knew the truth all along and learning to walk again gave him the courage to face it. Good for him.
This is the second one of these things pop up on my recommendations and I'm over here cracking up how despite how absolutely wonky the arguments are, the voices are on point. but they both end with Wario getting shot
The best part about this is that Mario is absolutely right. As an absolute monarchist, Peach inherently has built her empire on the lie that power derives from heredity and blood, alienating her subjects from the unequivocable truth that every man is born with the inalienable rights to property, to his own self, and to defend himself when any of these rights are threatened, from which her own authority arose through a collective decision by the free men of old to enter a contract with the State wherein the former would give up violence in order for the latter, as the sole proprietor of it, to serve as a peaceful mediator for conflicts within its jurisdiction. Her power comes from the people and should be made to serve them.
Liberal mushroom popping, fire flower smoking, and star meth snorting plumber to a Conservative gold coin hoarder; with a sugar momma, who bakes him a cake... 🤣
"It's what the Mushroom Kingdom doesn't want you to know"
"You mean your girlfriend? the Princess? have you tried just talking to her?"
"Have you ever tried talking to a girl, Luigi?"
Sorry, had to write it.
@@00Jaxs013 No no you have a point lol just kidding.
Lmaooo
@@mcbills9096 Daisy is hotter then peach so Luigi wins.
Mario is a concubine. He doesn't get any say in governance.
Mario, you’ve been dating the government for forty years. The government bakes you cake.
Why is he even required to pay taxes then? Somehow his relationship with peach in this skit is nonexistent.
Makes sense since I doubt wario would ever get an honest job, this must be a separate universe.
@@communism-on-a-Mondayif you date the president you still havw to pay taxes
@@IdiotDoomSpiral69 but it’s a monarchy, the queen and her husband don’t have to pay taxes.
@@communism-on-a-Monday Mario isn't her husband, that's why they never got married. Can you imagine the taxes she rakes in from all those coins?
Perfect analogy, who you think the system is already built to favor?
“They rigged the election luigi, they-“
“Mario we live in a monarchy, the same woman has been ruling over us with an iron fist since the 80s.”
Well a monarchy would suggest a government is also there aswell sooooooo
“ruling with an iron fist since the 80s”
margaret thatcher, is that you?
Britain can one up you on queens reigns
@@friendlyzeldafan9279 well at least Britian has parlament
@@techy804 I know, the queen is essentially there for show, all the power goes to parliament.
“They stole the election”
“There was no election”
“Exactly!”
That actually makes a lot of sense.
It’s an absolute Monarchy, idk if there’s even elections to begin with
You can't steal what never existed.
@@davidvasquez08 what is an absolute monarchy? You can't possibly mean the US. Monarchy is hereditary. Also, presidents have comparatively little power.
@@DoremiFasolatido1979 absolute monarchy is when a king/queen essentially has no restraints on their powers
@@DoremiFasolatido1979 I think they were referring to Mushroom Kingdom not the US 💀
I love how Luigi is like “Who is Joe Biden”, implying they live in a true other universe but somehow Mario is accessing a bizzarre combo of our and their internet lol
He also mentions the idea that "They stole the election" when the mushroom kingdom is a *Monarchy* and not a democracy or republic. So yeah. Holds up
Mario can't tell the Mushroom Kingdom apart from Brooklyn anymore.
@@jacksentertainmentsystem3190 well its not stated its an absolute monarchy so one that may not dig too deep may consider it a constitutional monarchy as most monarchies in real life are constitution and not absolute
Alternatively he’s a mushroom kingdom politician who is irrelevant/unavailable in mainstream politics a la Robert F Kennedy
@@Post_Stall_Maneuver I mean... Have you seen any other government officials besides Toadstool?
Wario's such a chad, he apologized after getting shot, what a dude
Yet he got shot again
@@the05council61 maybe he'll apologize again lmao
Sounds like a midwesterner
@@npclucario7005 where in the midwest have you been
he’s a beta. real chads shoot first
“they stole the election”
“but there never was an election”
“exactly!”
Yeah i like how they cherry pick shit to try and make us look bad
@@Ave_Satana666 ...what?
@@johnmartinez7440 i guess he's talking about groove street idk
@@Ave_Satana666 just like how you guys do?
No no, he's got a point
“The past is erased and the erasure is forgotten” -1981 by George toadwell
@@thewaterdude I know what I said
@@thewaterdudereference to Mario’s release
"Sweet ravioli, I'm fucking dying"
-Wario
Famous last words
SWEET RAVIOLI IMA GOING TO-A DIE
"...Again"
Yep, those are the words he said
Lmfao
How does he not trust the government when he is pretty much dating the government
That's precisely why he didn't trust the government. He sees it all up close.
@@bufficliff8978 he's like kanye with the Kardashians kanye is Mario frfrfr
@@DameOfDiamonds nah, I’ve seen this stuff on reddit. It’s worse than people think it is in regard to this stuff.
@@Zer0Skateboard yeah I agree. That’s the main reason I deleted it.
Peach is an obvious honeypot.
I like how everything was still in-universe and then Mario brings up Joe Biden lmfao
Just like having a conversation with someone who has to make everything political
Who is Joe Biden
@@imk2007 joe mama
@Joey Nitro "mushroom kingdom"
@@jacobsmith3925 some commenter on a video completely unrelated: JOE BIDEN BAD STOLEN ELECTION BAD
This video was so, so close to ageing perfectly.
Wario: Talks about how Mario attacked him out of shock
Also Wairo: Breaks into Mario's home randomly
"SWEET RAVIOLI IM FUCKING DYING" Is such an underrated line.
and the 'AHH' cutoff 💀
If i got drafted to war and i got shot this will be my last sentence😂😂😂
Ravioli ravioli he got what he deserved-ioli.
@@blakksheep736 thought that said loli for a sec 💀
@@JoshTheWoz oh noes.
Reminder: Wario is canonically immortal. He cannot die.
? He's T H I C C but he's not indestructible right?
@@andymcclurg9916 read the Wario land 2 instruction manual
Wario? More like Chadio
Kill me
Oh that's a relief I can sleep easy now thank you
The Truth is far more powerful than Death
I can only imagine Mario's reaction when he heard they shot down that P-balloon floating over the kingdom
Ok that was a good one. Lol 😆
Even worse now that Bowser lost a part of his right horn to a Bullet Bill
Mario: “They stole the election”
Luigi: “She sells sea shells by the sea shores.”
Darn tongue twisters.
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step 1, You must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if people think they're rare, you see
Take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island
Stockpile em high till they're rarer than a diamond
I love the concept of Koop-Anon being a ploy by Bowser to tear apart the Mushroom Kingdom from the inside out
Funny that's how USA actually destroys countries injecting their politics everywhere they can.
@@user-eu8qe8fe7x “The middle east just needs blue jeans!! They’ll become western I promise!!”
Honestly destabilizing countries have been deployed by countries for centuries
No need. The kingdom is doing that well enough on its own without having to wake up those to the truth. Gold coins are easy created out of thin air, Bowser is kept as the menacing actor so that the toads and koopas are kept in their place out of fear. And peach's toad council rules from the background using her as merely a puppet head figure.
@@criticalhittcg5637 Average Rudy Giuliani subscriber
Childhood is thinking princess peach is innocent
Adulthood is when you realize fire flowers are expensive
If one Coin (assuming it is gold entirely) is millions of dollars, imagine the super hyper inflation the Mushroom Kingdom has.
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 now compare that to the bean bean kingdom where 1 mushroom kingdom coin is worth like 0.01 cents
but there's so many of them, so its probably not
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171That's not really how it works my dude.
If anything, you're in a situation like the US in the 20s...
@@NoFlu Keep in mind, the Mushroom Kingdom, unlike the US, China, etc., does not depend nearly as much on economy and it is mostly rural or empty areas, and Princess Peach appears to not be worried, so either the money is not as needed and more of a commodity than a necessity or everything is super expensive (10,000 US Dollars would not be enough to buy one Mushroom flavored gum)
I mean he has a point. You guys ever notice how EVERY time there's some major event. The princess just Happens to get kidnapped and everyone is distracted?
Bro the event *is* her getting captured.
@@thewaterdude
It's almost always something else in addition to that. Even in the first game, Bowser turned all the citizens to bricks, remember?
@@coranbaker6401specifically question mark bricks in the Japanese manual
But what if we've got it backwards? What if the princess is actually _so good at her job_ that the only time any mayor event can happen is when she's not there to stop it?
Delfino News when peach gets kidnapped makes fun of this. ‘Princess Peach has allegedly been kidnapped… again!’
as soon as mario’s face appears after warios heartfelt speech, i immediately said “Shoot him.” and DIED WHEN HE DID
So did Wario
Wah it's me wario I'm here to collect ya taxes
@@death6806 , "Wait, you work for the government?"
@@death6806 -immediately loads M1911 with malicious intent and shoots in the chest-
Rip
The sequel we needed, but didn’t deserve.
You speak the truth
Overused
This is a SEQUEL
oh no
yes
@@eqqx1108 “overused” saying that things are overused is overused.
“There never was an election”
Ok Mario has a point there. The princess *is* a literal monarch after all
I thought Luigi said that at 0:34.
When the mushroom kingdom makes more sense than America.
it's luigi who says that
@@mcdongalemployee I know. I mean Mario has a point because of it
But she’s a princess
Mario really forgot he's fucking dating the government
and that he plans to remove "dating" from that sentence
Indeed, indeed@@youraveragerobloxkid
"Mario Learns the Truth" would like to disagree.
"They stole the election!"
"But Mario, there never was an election"
"EXACTLY!"
I'm on the floor 😂😂😂
you should probably get up then....
@@earth3882 ba dum tss
*French revolution noises start*
@@mrgreenboy644 *Italian revolution begins*
Viva la Resistance God has smiled upon you this day the fate of a nation in your hands and blessed be the children who fight with all their bravery so that only the righteous stand
To be fair, barging in someone's home unexpectedly is not a good idea if you were attacked from shock.
He violates Mario's private property. He was within his rights
@@vinems7434he didnt threaten him, he didnt attack him, mario commited straight up murder, wario was tresspassing, fgs.
@@vinems7434I’d imagine the mushroom kingdom probably has more responsible hun laws than the US…
@@Banana_Banshee You can complain about a lot of stuff but complaining about the obviously correct castle doctrine is just funny.
@fearedjames how to bake a: Internet Argument.
Guys
Guys
He fell down the pipeline
The *pipe* line
Good thing Mario is a plumber otherwise he’d be in real trouble.
*GET. OUT.*
I thought Joe Biden cancled the pipeline project? I mean havent you seen the gas prices?
@@garybrown2039 haven't you seen the oil company's profits?
@@denverarnold6210 lol yea. Brandon helped keep the supplies low.
Mario fell into the alt right pipeline, Luigi chose praxis.
You know whenever I'm mid-death I'm just going to randomly blurt
"Sweet ravioli I'm fucking dying"
And that'll be the final bittersweet chapter in my book
You will be an eternal legend
"whenever I'm mid-death" makes it sound like it's something you plan to do on a regular basis 😂
@@NoriMori1992 what? you don't plan what to do in every mid-death possible that you could experience?
Fking sent me💀💀💀
I mean we all are dying at the same rate technically, slowly marching towards that sweet good night
Each death is nothing but a drop in the bucket, another persons life gonna in an instant
In the end our limited existence will not affect the world or the observable universe as a whole
Death is just a reminder that human existence is meaningless in the end and once all life in the galaxy has faded away, nothing would have really ever changed
But hey, that’s just me speaking
Dear Luigi ,
Taxation is theft.
Yours sincerely,
Mario Mario.
Yoshi agrees
WAAA HAA HAAA
It’s a me! Waluigi with the IRS! Pay your taxes or else I grab the axes!
WAAAHOOOO
Mario jumpman mario
Does that mean Luigi's full name is Luigi Mario?
@@chanbricks4461 According to the movie, yes
So Mario has to pay taxes even though he saves a public figure every other Tuesday…shit I’d be upset too
Spider-Man still has to pay taxes after saving an entire city. He doesn't even get handed a cheque
@that guy *public
Even the president has to pay taxes
@@flamingcat1101 fuck spider man
@@flamingcat1101 but spiderman is anonymous
Always gotta love Wario’s line “I’M FUCKING DYING” with a really random thing at the start of the sentence.
Your ass really couldn’t rewatch the thing your quoting for like 2 seconds lol
Love that Wario's "physical therapy" helped him grow as a person as if its cognitive behavioral therapy
He said he also went through counseling
When you're a fat load like Wario (or like I was two years ago) losing weight helps _a lot_
he went to the wrong CBT
@@BeetleBuns cawk an ball torture
Wario and Luigi are like the anchors to keep Mario from going too deep.
Ayyyy Bow Kid
Pretty sure an anchor would draw something deeper
@@platinum5569 No, an anchor keeps an object in place, anchors aren't specific only to ships, and even then they don't pull the ship down, they keep it in place. If you throw a grappling hook while climbing and it attaches to a cliff side, you are anchored.
I don’t think you know what anchors are for
@@mr.switchblade604 I was thinking of the anchor and chain wrapped around mario directly together instead of being linked from a distance.
Wario: "After a tear of physical therapy and counseling, I've come to realize you attacked me not put of malice, but out of shock. Please, accept my apology."
Mario: *Looks him dead in the eyes and shoots him again*
Mother of ravioli I am fucking dying aghhh
*year*
SWEET RAVIOLI IM FUCKING DYING
Yes it's almost like we watched the same video, crazy huh?
It was always malice.
I mean Mario DOES wear a red hat after all..
Plus, he says is against the government but at the same time he dates the government.
You see Luigi, I depicted you as a soy Wojak. You've already lost.
that's based actually
@@garywebb2432 Based on what?
@@averagebreadconsumer9489 based on DEEZ NUTS
@@24thnight88That's him, officer! That's the murderer!
@@averagebreadconsumer9489💀
This confirms that there is continuity in these videos.
“Well maybe the government wouldn’t have taken your house if you payed your taxes”
That my friends, is a reference
LMAO
Don't worry. The koopa kids are here to help. Just pay us a protection racket fee and we won't confiscate the property you already own.
A reference? Nah that’s just some relatable memes
Yoshi died on January 6th
Too what?
I like how the Luigi voice is on point but Mario forgot his morning coffee but still has strong opinions
Wario: "Sweet Ravioli, I'm f**king dying"
Also Wario: *Proceeds to do dissapointed and terrified Screams
That had me so bad xD
Same 🤣🤣
SWEET RAVIOLI IM FUCKING DYIN AHHH
@@the05council61 oh ya, sorry, my bad. Lemme just, there
It got Wario bad too
Reminder that the Mushroom Kingdom is an absolute monarchy, Princess Peach is a despotic tyrant, and Bowser merely wants to challenge the status quo
By being another despot?
@ You may call him that, but unlike Peach he understands the plight of the working class (the Goombas)
@@BuddySweyzer doesn't he literally keep them in barrels like livestock?
@@galarstar052 We prefer to call it free housing
@@BuddySweyzer "it's free real estate"
The fucking whos joe biden image is killin me lmao
Yup, really added to Luigi's confusion
The way he says it is hilarious
Mario. You are dating the damn government
“SWEET RAVIOLI IM FUCKIN DYING”
Famous last words
When Mario said “Joe Biden will not see one gold coin from me” I lost it
@Taelin Cusic Old Captain America
@Taelin Cusic I think it was the guy that starting sniffing my Steve amiibo because I said Steve was a miner
@Taelin Cusic trump looks nothing like captain america bro. Honestly I can't think of anyone he looks like
@Taelin Cusic I think the original dude was talking about how he looked
@Taelin Cusic trump neither acts nor looks like captain America
“Who’s Joe biden” had me dying bruh
I know
@@46thPOTUS GASPS
JOEG BIDEN!!????!!!?!
I mean, maybe he's onto something. If princess peach was a competent leader she wouldn't be getting stolen every 3 minutes.
I love how Mario crying fades in and then IMMEDIATELY cuts to him pointing a gun towards the screen with a ignite effect.
that "i know my second amendment rights luigi" hidden at the end
I love how calmly Luigi continues to speak like this is some shit Mario has pulled over and over again.
“Ah Mario you left a couple of windows open on the house computer” thought it was going somewhere totally different 😭
“Joe Biden will not see one gold coin from me” 💀💀💀
The IRS didn't like that.
"Who is Joe Biden?"
@@thepwndone9888 ligma balls
" *CRASH* Wah, Mario, i'm sorry to barge in, but after a year of physical therapy and counseling, i've come to realize you attacked me not out of malice. But out of shock, so please, accept my apology"
*shoots*
I love how we all agree that Luigi is the better brother no matter the context/meme
Mario pulled out a bit of the ol' black pill at the end there.
How so?
@@Otzkar because it's a joke i made in 7 seconds
@@soupbane1688 I can't believe you would strawman mario into a misogynist. He's clearly just a white supremacists and you just cancel him and end his career in 7 seconds.
Is the joke what I think it is, given Wario’s… tendencies?
@@Otzkar He never did? What
luigi questioning the existence of joe biden kills me every time
I like how wario assumed mario shot him our of shock, and yet his first plan of action was to smash open his door.
I just now realized you’re the Mario kills the irs guy
I’ve been subbed for 3 months and never noticed
Wario needs to learn to knock.
It won't stop Mario from shooting him but at least then he can be arrested for it.
I guess he eventually radicalized luigi
lmao ye
I thought mario would say "Does this mean I win the argument?"
Wario: the ultimate chad
Example: *Wario gets shot, and literally apologized for it*
He is like A true Canadian
Poor Mario.
Got addicted to shrooms during his service as Royal Plumber.
We've got to cut him some slack 🥺
If this was accurate mario would've shouted "taxation is theft" at the mention of taxes
Remember when Mario said Iggy Koopa left his laptop at a repair shop and Luigi said it was just mushroom kingdom disinformation n a conspiracy? Turns out the "Mushroom Times" news paper just admitted that Iggys laptop is real.
"I'm doing some independent research" and just like that i immediately knew the direction this was going
Yup, Independent research usually mean "im getting my opinions from a bunch of people who all think the same thing but think they arent sheep because its not what another large group of people think"
Mario is literally my uncle every single day.
Same but with my cousin lmao
Lucky
Your uncle shoots people everyday?
had to be my own family too
👌
I’m sick right now, and I get into these coughing fits where I can barely breathe and all I get in my head is Wario “SWEET RAVIOLI IM FUCKING DYING”
I love the idea that most of the right even glance at anything to do with Q-anon 🤣🤣🤣
Q-anon is fake just like BLM who stopped protesting for no logical reason as soon as Biden won. Trump passed more police reform than Biden ever will.
Have you ever tried looking into what Q is really about?
Everybody who is on the actual right and not the false and homosexual GOP "Right" knows that Q is an enemy psy-op
@@StarboyXL9 Bingo.
@@doctoreggman21 bro are you a Q-Anon first responder😭 you defending them in these comments
"SWEET A-RAVIOLI, I'M-A FUCKING DYING!" Truer words were, and will never be spoken.
Mario knows too much. Luigi was sent to silence him. Wario heard the situation and tried to save mario.
Wario isn't gonna forgive Mario for this now.
poor wario man, he just wanted to reconnect with Mario
Oh my god i love how wario has actual growth
I find it very amusing Wario had his epiphany in physical therapy. I suspect he knew the truth all along and learning to walk again gave him the courage to face it. Good for him.
"Mario there was never an election"
"Exactly!"
"No Mario, I mean the Mushroom Kingdom is a monarchy, not a democracy, we don't have elections."
"Maybe the government wouldn't have taken your house if you had paid your taxes." Damn lol 😂
Sweet ravioli, I'm fucking dying.
Dorkly Mario voice in this vid is so fire
"It's based, Mario."
"HOW IS THAT FUCKING BASED, LUIGI? RUB THAT OFF!!!"
“Sweet Ravioli, I’m fucking dying”
Can't believe the mushroom kingdom is a stand your ground state
They're on the wrong fricking forum koopanon is about the Bowser election
...To be fair... Wario DID just break into their house out of fucking nowhere...
Definitely overkill, but I guess I vaguely understand it.
*the escalation in these videos lmao*
the escalation is my favorite part of these
A year of counseling and physical therapy for nothing. Poor Wario.
Remember when George Washington said that two factions competing over power would be devastating? Yeah George, look at America now
Dictatorships are much better?
@@Quimper111 that’s….not what Washington was talking about. Lol
@@Quimper111 Or maybe, like I don't know, MULTIPLE factions?
@@Quimper111 someone can't count over 2
Remember when George Washington became the Libertylurker and consumed hundreds if not thousands of immigrants in 1954?
”You left a couple Windows open on the house computer”
We all know what we were thinking
😳
I love how Wario says physical therapy instead of psychological therapy.
I assume it’s for the bullet wound, he would find it harder to apologise if the pain was still bad.
This was great, now I want Homer Simpson to discover Q Anon
Homer is a communist.
@@olympicegg6853 Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a pornstar!
@@olympicegg6853 weirdly enough, wouldnt stop a communist
Omg the "sweet ravioli I'm dying" has me bawling. That's so fucking good
I like the idea of innocent characters like mario getting consumed by the internet lmao
This is the second one of these things pop up on my recommendations and I'm over here cracking up how despite how absolutely wonky the arguments are, the voices are on point.
but they both end with Wario getting shot
The candy in the thumbnail is really good. Had it six years ago at my birthday party and it was so good that I can still remember it.
The best part about this is that Mario is absolutely right. As an absolute monarchist, Peach inherently has built her empire on the lie that power derives from heredity and blood, alienating her subjects from the unequivocable truth that every man is born with the inalienable rights to property, to his own self, and to defend himself when any of these rights are threatened, from which her own authority arose through a collective decision by the free men of old to enter a contract with the State wherein the former would give up violence in order for the latter, as the sole proprietor of it, to serve as a peaceful mediator for conflicts within its jurisdiction. Her power comes from the people and should be made to serve them.
But Mario and Luigi are the only men. The rest of the kingdom is fungus
cringe + no princesses + bad grammar
I've definitely met too many people like this in recent years. They're multiplying like Goombas.
But Luigi why do we give 8billion coins to koopaland every year
It's mathematically impossible to have stomped 6million goombas in just a few years
" sweet Ravioli. I am fucking dying " LMAOOOOOO
In every mario game he starts on the left and goes to the right.
Liberal mushroom popping, fire flower smoking, and star meth snorting plumber to a Conservative gold coin hoarder; with a sugar momma, who bakes him a cake... 🤣
It was right in front of our eyes!
Wario barges in after knowing that the violence last time was because of shock...he shocked again