Player with the MOST KIDS wins $200...

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  • Today, I'm joined by Koifish and Simo as we see who can get the most children in one life! There's $200 actual money on the line for this one, so let's see how this CK3 Challenge plays out. We used the ruler designer to come up with the most cursed characters, all negative traits (though some positive) in order to have as many children as possible.
    That's right, Player with the most kids wins $200...
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ความคิดเห็น • 104

  • @TheSocialStreamers
    @TheSocialStreamers  2 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    So, what did you think?
    Check out Koifish and Simo! Kofish’s video goes up tomorrow!
    Simo - m.th-cam.com/channels/tlkIvRNpL14DpY6dTUNgwA.html
    Koifish - m.th-cam.com/channels/fQhdC0i9MZ9Gah3DTafedQ.html

    • @emootality
      @emootality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this was the most fun video ive ever seen, make more!!

    • @Shadow-bk1im
      @Shadow-bk1im 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Part of the problem with this is that ck3 caps your children at 15 no matter what and makes further children less likely the closer you get to the cap. If you want the challenge to be more interesting in the future remove the children cap.

  • @bennelson6207
    @bennelson6207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    cant believe we got Koifish, Simo, and others all in one video!

    • @Poland2077
      @Poland2077 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      im your baby
      (If you don't get it, it's because this was written 9 months after the comment)

    • @ColAngus-yf9xg
      @ColAngus-yf9xg 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ⁠​⁠@@Poland2077I’m ur baby Poland
      Because of 9 months

    • @3enn7
      @3enn7 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@ColAngus-yf9xgI'm your zygote
      Cuz it has been 9 days

  • @NotSimo
    @NotSimo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    You mean Simo and more right?
    Also when I learn how to make my characters live over the age of 25 it's over for you all

    • @TheSocialStreamers
      @TheSocialStreamers  2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That’s a when that should be if, you snake.

  • @johndouglas3896
    @johndouglas3896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    This is such a brilliant trio. I’d love to watch a series with these three. The chaos would be insane.

  • @LaithClips
    @LaithClips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    The most epic trio on this side of youtube, W

    • @carltonleboss
      @carltonleboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're gonna get a lot of content from this video

    • @benjamino9449
      @benjamino9449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's laith's clone Laith clips

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "player with the most kids wins $200"
    We call that childsupport

  • @TheErickDH
    @TheErickDH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    think a good strat here would've been to make a Byzantine culture character with an intrigue/kidnapper focus, kidnap the other two and castrate them, and then just have one kid to win lol
    that was an absolutely hilarious video, love the teamup

    • @dylancomic9088
      @dylancomic9088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how do you do that?

    • @TheErickDH
      @TheErickDH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@dylancomic9088 The Byzantine cultures allow to to make male prisoners into eunachs, so you just need to go down the intrigue tree to get the abduct scheme, and once their in your dungeon it should give you the option if you have the right culture

    • @babyramses5066
      @babyramses5066 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This exact plan wad my immediate thought when I saw this challenge. We think the same. I don't know if you're smart or if I'm disturbed. 😁

  • @justelliot4870
    @justelliot4870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I was in fuckin tears by the end. please please do more of this. I want the double or nothing to increase until one of them losing can pay off Laith's student loans.

  • @ryanclark9730
    @ryanclark9730 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "if we dont sin a bit jesus died for nothing" -Koifish lmao i want that on a shirt

  • @Amy_the_Lizard
    @Amy_the_Lizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Sterile characters can still have children, it's only a -50% fertility. I had a barren female character with a chaste husband still manage to have 3 kids. It can be done, it's just difficult - it's eunich characters that are completely incapable of having kids

    • @hexoslaya3696
      @hexoslaya3696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean eunuchs **can** get a kid just not conventionally.

  • @_cabalcade_4194
    @_cabalcade_4194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:56 "but he did it with his face towards the wife because you don't turn your back on family"? wtf koifish hahahaha f*ckin fantastic as always

  • @jhp1045
    @jhp1045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I have to say the Editor is truly Based

  • @James-712
    @James-712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Laith has the sadistic trait irl ngl

  • @gustavosanches3454
    @gustavosanches3454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dude, this is so wholesome, nothing can top Koifish's enthusiasm with Laith's existential despair

  • @Ratich
    @Ratich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If I remember correctly the number of kids is soft capped based on Rank and fertility only increases the speed at which you have kids (it was that way in CK2 don't know if it changed). So if you want to have the most kids you should probably start as an Emperor.

    • @billychops1280
      @billychops1280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s not the same in ck3 I’m pretty sure cuz I’ve seen counts have like 11 kids

    • @Ratich
      @Ratich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@billychops1280 it is I asked and it was verified. Keep in mind that there are multiple things that can affect number of kids but rank does indeed impose a soft cap on the number of kids

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Ratich From a game design pov it makes sense, as you dont want all of the mayors + counts tanking the game performance with each of em having 10 kids intermarrying and having events; intrigues and plans etc

  • @dojihajime
    @dojihajime ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow!

  • @azpont7275
    @azpont7275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    For one thing, it’s brilliant.
    For the other, there is a hardcoded maximum number of kids you can have. (Depending on ferility and spouses, but not age!)
    So I’d guess the most optimal ways to win would be to either castrate your oponents or stack either fertility or lifespan and to kill your kids once you reached the cap and they have offsprings already. You’ll probably need more spouses also at the same time.
    (Not 100%, but I think the cap is for current children, dead ones don’t count, altough gane files should be checked for it. Same goes for bastards, maybe they are viable due to this reason also)

    • @isaacpowrie465
      @isaacpowrie465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can always make a character at the age of 120 in the editor and then click the add sons and daughters button to maximise the amount of kids you can have.

  • @brookb5890
    @brookb5890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Koifish always plays as a viking, so make sure the challenge is something a norse asatru character would be terrible at... the most counties at the end of your first character's life without waging war?

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ah yes, you need to watch my Lifestyle guide to diplomacy and re-think what you just wrote >:D The Asatru Norse are MASTERS at diplomacy! :D

    • @brookb5890
      @brookb5890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Koifish Reading the comments is definitely cheating! 😂 But plugging your own videos on Laith's? smh smh

  • @antonjanicki
    @antonjanicki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That random bit of Polish abuse xdddd

  • @cba2make1up
    @cba2make1up 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was incredible, the trio we needed

  • @AHappyCub
    @AHappyCub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That last part is just gold

  • @NickTheNickname
    @NickTheNickname 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The fact that Ratface's first child was named "Nest" was perfect

  • @johnbgoode1605
    @johnbgoode1605 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly need more of this trio!

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was an otherworldy levels of entertainment bruh please do more !

  • @authenticmikejones
    @authenticmikejones 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this, as a Welshman did enjoy the little Welsh joke at the beginning.

  • @arandomham4459
    @arandomham4459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Really enjoyed this video. Koifish and Simo were great, but whoever the other guy is really dragged it down in parts

  • @chrismax2313
    @chrismax2313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Who knew that Koifish and Simo could play with others so well!!

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel like if you had a kid with your kid it should count double.
    #wincest

  • @lysk0ss
    @lysk0ss ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the moral values of this video are outstanding

  • @serdikcraig6307
    @serdikcraig6307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably the funniest video up to date

  • @msb7289
    @msb7289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Polish names are great. I'm named Mateusz Stanisław and it's totally normal

  • @MunchKING
    @MunchKING ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If there wasn't a hard point limit, you could have dumped in a whole bunch of kids at the start from Ruler Designer.

  • @jtmatusiak4091
    @jtmatusiak4091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fastest conquest of China challenge

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was hilarious!

  • @TheErickDH
    @TheErickDH 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    think a fun next challenge could be seeing who can make the most cursed hybrid culture and religion combo

  • @odah7785
    @odah7785 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doing this in EK2 would be sick. Trying to create whatever abominations they can my mixing elves and man would be hilarious.

  • @adamsuchyna6775
    @adamsuchyna6775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im getting Mr. Beast vibes from this

  • @rytus2684
    @rytus2684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Polish names are the best, i mean... Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz... need i say more?

  • @relenltlessgoat7603
    @relenltlessgoat7603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of the funniest videos ever

  • @ThatGuyWhomComments
    @ThatGuyWhomComments 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ratface descendant of frat KING of fraternizing

  • @gamesretweets9979
    @gamesretweets9979 ปีที่แล้ว

    Out of context CK is the best.

  • @vexifiz6792
    @vexifiz6792 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trio was immaculate

  • @joejones3387
    @joejones3387 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Little harsh towards the welsh in this video - think Ratface is a better representation of the north of england personally....

  • @TriCutNinja
    @TriCutNinja ปีที่แล้ว

    2:20 Ayy, anyone save that Google Doc? I really wanna see it, but the page was taken down ;.;

  • @jinxedfates
    @jinxedfates 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this has been so fun. comment for the algorithm

  • @pcu9284
    @pcu9284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This turned into all against laith

  • @mahdiali872
    @mahdiali872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    getting as many kids as you can lol
    i feel bad for the wives

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feel bad for all the women involved, so many of them caught STDS...

  • @seductivehat9914
    @seductivehat9914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is NOT enough to pa for the child support

  • @demonkingbadger6689
    @demonkingbadger6689 ปีที่แล้ว

    So, uhhh, Chief Ratface vs Count Steve the simper needs to happen

  • @Malinowy27
    @Malinowy27 ปีที่แล้ว

    Actuqlly speedrunning being the Habsburgs burh

  • @ThievingFox
    @ThievingFox 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Highest development in your capital by a certain date!

  • @dominic7866
    @dominic7866 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lowest piety challenge
    let's see how degenerate you can get

  • @lolleth_9454
    @lolleth_9454 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    nice vid

  • @andrzejkoodziejczyk5102
    @andrzejkoodziejczyk5102 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:23 Hey man, uncool

  • @barneythepurpledinosaur7002
    @barneythepurpledinosaur7002 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The boink wars

  • @Bob-Not-Zilla
    @Bob-Not-Zilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm gonna listen to this delusional madman and gamble my life savings away.
    Wish me luck!

  • @guunarlarsensmith7148
    @guunarlarsensmith7148 ปีที่แล้ว

    Isn’t their a child limit per a character?

  • @ViktorBrandt
    @ViktorBrandt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    please make the character to tinder 3:54

  • @iankheizerreyes2325
    @iankheizerreyes2325 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me and my friends try this and I win with 20 kids I just kidnap their wife

  • @deusvult6920
    @deusvult6920 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alright epstein calm down
    💀

  • @ddrcrono
    @ddrcrono 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    USD or CAD?

  • @slayer6946
    @slayer6946 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not the fucking QR code 😭😭

  • @acat6145
    @acat6145 ปีที่แล้ว

    The challenge would have been fairly easy if you chose a faith that would allow multiple wives I get so many children easily with four wives

  • @calebsutton6798
    @calebsutton6798 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please part 2 of roman hispania

  • @josiahhodges1893
    @josiahhodges1893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Make the tinder

  • @gfx7802
    @gfx7802 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Officially the 69th comment from Poland, cheers lads

  • @ksiazegupcow5369
    @ksiazegupcow5369 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi from poland 🥰

  • @totts3375
    @totts3375 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know my state didn’t just get roasted by a Eastern European 💀😭

  • @brodyday6509
    @brodyday6509 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fucking eh lads where was my invite intrigue all the way praying and spraying my seed everywhere

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken ปีที่แล้ว

      Praying and spraying 💀
      Im shook

  • @kithrar1738
    @kithrar1738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    someone pls use the QR code and tell me where it leads

    • @MoldyChese
      @MoldyChese 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont think its a Proper QR Code it could be Most likely a rick Roll but thats my Guess

    • @tomh7686
      @tomh7686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I edited this video and made the QR code - it's not anything bad. Trust me 🙂

  • @masterofallthelakesintown2472
    @masterofallthelakesintown2472 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should have chosen the chinese culture. You know why.

  • @bartoszmarcinik494
    @bartoszmarcinik494 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ratface kind of looks like Laith not gonna lie... other than the deformed chin...

  • @alexslaughter2248
    @alexslaughter2248 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2nd

  • @chihaya2299
    @chihaya2299 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got boring at the end