Naive me: Let's go! Deus Vult and all that! Fatamid Caliphate: 🎶Daisy, Daisy... Give me your anwser, do... I'm half crazy, all for the love of you... 🎶
@@undeadwarrior88 I always try to seize their capital first with my 30k stack and then wipe the small armies before they group up cause the other Catholics don’t do shit when they get to the target 9/10 if you don’t have 30% when they land your fucked
I took Jerusalem on Crusade once. I was a living 70 year old legend with a empire that went covered ireland to Sicily. He died a year later and his 6 year old grandson lost it right after and the crusade was lost… It was alright though, we made do taking Byzantine instead Lol
I usually don't join crusades but for some reason one time I was playing as Switzerland and I joined for fun. The pope won not one but two massive crusades. Since I wasn't prepared for an ally win I had to stack wipe my army for contribution points at the last minute. Thanks to the death of all my countrymen one random member of my dynasty became king of Egypt.
Hey social streamers I couldn’t watch the whole 30 minute video because I want to concentrate on my physics homework sorry I couldn’t help you gain any add revenue
I happen to speak French, English and Swedish , what about i roleplay with you as The diplomat? Il se trouve que je parle Francais, Suedois et Anglais, je peux RP avec vous en jouant le diplomate. Jag kan prata alla språk och jag kan spela med er som Diplomaten
3:10
Laith: "We should give him a good christian name"
the boy literally named saint
It actually means a man with strong fame because in Old Polish święty = silny (saint = strong).
@@Hadar1991 yeah i know but i thought it will be funny
Mashalla- I mean Deus Vult!
I speak French to my Enemies, I speak Arabic to God, and I don't speak to Women.... The most Giga Chad Sigma Grind thing I've ever heard
I laughed for like 2 minutes straight
🤣
Reminds me of the Charles V quote
@@anglophone412 which it obviously stems from :)
@@Esehe I taught my dog German and can confirm that Charles was right 😂
@@anglophone412 I believe the original quote was "talk german to my horse". But I reckon/hope it is a German Sheppard!
I died when Koi said, "I can also speak Arabic, I'm Swedish." and then zero reaction about it.
If Laith commented on it the thought police would arrest him.
That was hilarious, and so true
A sweetest person, what needs would they have to learn Arabic?
Ck3 vids with koifish and simo are the very best content this channel makes
I need more
very true
Very very true
not only this channel, but best ck3 videos in general on all of youtube
Me after the Pope calls the 17th crusade after all the other ones failed:
I'm tired boss
The only time the crusade is successful is when I bankrupt myself hiring mercenaries
me after the pope keeps calling crusades for Italy and France:
how many times do I have to teach you this lesson old man
skill issue
Naive me: Let's go! Deus Vult and all that!
Fatamid Caliphate: 🎶Daisy, Daisy... Give me your anwser, do... I'm half crazy, all for the love of you... 🎶
@@undeadwarrior88 I always try to seize their capital first with my 30k stack and then wipe the small armies before they group up cause the other Catholics don’t do shit when they get to the target 9/10 if you don’t have 30% when they land your fucked
EU4: *Takes land*
CK3: *Kidnaps family member*
I! AM A CRUSADER! I *WILL* TAKE THE BAIT!
Underrated line from koifish
Y'all should do a crusader kings campaign where you start where you're actually from/located and death battle until the other two concede
I like how everyone else was like “I’m gonna seduce duchess Matilda” whilst laith was on the murder scheme screen
true sigma male
The three Amigos ride again. Honestly the chemistry between you 3 is just great fun
I knew I was catholic holy shti actually laughed out loud for a solid minute had to pause the video.
I actually started a run to become a crusader state, I am now half way to the Roman Empire and am close to unifying Italia, god I love this game
6:32
The way things are going there, I would not even be surprised 🤣
I like the raw chaotic energy these three radiate.
Severely underrated Koifish Joke @6:32
I took Jerusalem on Crusade once. I was a living 70 year old legend with a empire that went covered ireland to Sicily. He died a year later and his 6 year old grandson lost it right after and the crusade was lost…
It was alright though, we made do taking Byzantine instead Lol
"khouya there's 2 of us here" I love that
4:30 "Welcome to Estalia- I mean, the Holy Land."
As a German, I totally agree with the naming in the video💀
1:45 can we get that on a bumper sticker
Another banger from the SS!
That could be taken out of context
I'm so happy I got to see the Holy Roman Emperor, the King of France, and others join a crusade
Damn am I happy about there being a sequel:)
Someday down the line it might also be an idea to repeat the simp-challenge, that was one good format xD
This video is a pure masterpiece
damn, that was actually a god tier vid mate 👌
24:35 💀
Lol started a bit early, with the Baltic Crusade.
Great video again TSS!
Just finished a crusade we were playing down in the sandpit for 6 years had attrition like crazy but we still came out on top 😂😂
"Give me a poor education okay?" lmao
Buds know nothing about the crusades 💀
Was great to rewatch this video
About fucking time.
I usually don't join crusades but for some reason one time I was playing as Switzerland and I joined for fun. The pope won not one but two massive crusades. Since I wasn't prepared for an ally win I had to stack wipe my army for contribution points at the last minute. Thanks to the death of all my countrymen one random member of my dynasty became king of Egypt.
Yess, a part two!!
historical accuracy by having crusades fail all the time
You should do a part 2 where everyone plays their benefactors in Jerusalem
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥vid
Great content fr was taken aback by laiths Pope drip
50th-time a charm lads DEUS VULT!
Good video but none of these people have no clue about the crusades
i love your stuff !!
I feel like Galicia Volhynia would have been the better crusader target
Im stuck in the dryer but nice video
👍
Why is their twitter the SS streamers..
you guys are amazing
Laith took the wock to Poland
Wait what happened to will
Crusading to completion.
Great gif
As a white catholic man you have my full support. This is one hundred percent correct representation XD
This was hilarious
Aesthetically speaking,, Laith is the lovechild of Rami Malek and Brandon Routh. Just sayin'.
Excuse me, how could you not name that girl Mary, thats the most female name in catholic history for centuries and centuries
Record more content with simo and koifish
Pomerania is just far north Africa
Hey social streamers I couldn’t watch the whole 30 minute video because I want to concentrate on my physics homework sorry I couldn’t help you gain any add revenue
Deus vult
You could use derivative names of Jesus, like Jon Jean Janez etc..
Of course the Swede also speaks Arabic
Laith had a son with holiest name possible and changed it cause it was in polish 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Jesus is more holy
what did it mean?
@@berjoxhn5142 Holy fame
Hilarious vid
Do an part two
But wheres the wocckkk he's in poland
I can also speak arabic, im swedish you know 🤣🤣🤣
I happen to speak French, English and Swedish , what about i roleplay with you as The diplomat?
Il se trouve que je parle Francais, Suedois et Anglais, je peux RP avec vous en jouant le diplomate.
Jag kan prata alla språk och jag kan spela med er som Diplomaten
Crusades have been more successful lately
isnt like koifish protestant?
Probably athiest as most of Sweden is even though they have Christian traditions
@@groggroggus7298 i think he said in one video he is protestant
Je parle Français à mes ennemis
I'm british, that means I'm your Enemy
unlisted!
POLSKA GUROM
Umm Muhammad 💀💀💀💀
736th
saw that quickly enough to be first
89th lol
my third time commenting on ck3 video laith. ck2 is better :(
You will be happy with tomorrows video my friend :)