Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like to See (Series 15 Cut)

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  • @jamiejp4007
    @jamiejp4007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl" 🤣

  • @allenschofield8500
    @allenschofield8500 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    I'm a 73 year old Canadian and I just finished watching this. It was hysterical! I love the BBC and I watch shows here on TH-cam, but I also subscribe to Acorn TV which is the BBC in Canada. Some great series in there. I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed watching this particular video, I am in awe of the quick wit and great humour. It was nice to just have tears of joy, Thanks very much!

    • @ryanmunn4245
      @ryanmunn4245 ปีที่แล้ว +2

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      @ryanmunn4245 ปีที่แล้ว

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      @ryanmunn4245 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @DevinGates
      @DevinGates ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He doesn't do much in this compilation, but Dara is touring Canada next month.

    • @scotthodgins7975
      @scotthodgins7975 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@DevinGates dang it... not one of those dates is near me.

  • @kiwi_sodas
    @kiwi_sodas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    The way Hugh just stands there for a second after making his jokes always kills me.

  • @gaztopia1
    @gaztopia1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Milton Jones - his one liners always get me!! Beatrice!!!

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ''it doesn't matter how many pastries...Past Tries...you had....'' Weight Watchers

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Sorry, did I interrupt you?”

    • @pwuk
      @pwuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Abba's greatest hits, its a real killer

    • @Master_Petes_Theater
      @Master_Petes_Theater ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Welcome to the bakery!" and "How's your lucky pencil case NOW?"

  • @JS-pondering_reality
    @JS-pondering_reality 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Thank You Milton, "you cant beatrice" is one of the funniest moments in all the series

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Absolutely. "That's it. We can go home!" I think we all thought the same thing. 😄

    • @MikaelMagnusson-qq4sz
      @MikaelMagnusson-qq4sz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wewww

  • @craig1538
    @craig1538 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love Miilton Keynes. I've been following him for years and have even been lucy enough to have meet him on a couple of occations. He's a really lovely bloke and was very generous with his time time. The Man is a absolute legend and a very funny aswell.

    • @sueaustin1382
      @sueaustin1382 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Milton Keynes? Lols! Milton Jones! 😅

    • @la.uralox
      @la.uralox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      MILTON KEYNES HAHAHA

    • @soilcredibility
      @soilcredibility 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Does Milton Keynes know Lucy?

  • @cowboycurtis2229
    @cowboycurtis2229 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Goddamn, I love these peaches!" - Winston Churchill

  • @WilfulFox
    @WilfulFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Gotta say, Milton Jones hits different for me; his surrealist jokes are just so creative and often unexpected :)

    • @SMHman666
      @SMHman666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nathan Hahaha, you just never know what's going to come out of his mouth. Makes you laugh and then laugh again at the direction he's taken you.

    • @Ilikebunnies-metoo
      @Ilikebunnies-metoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes, he's really got an eye for detail
      - said the lighthouse keeper 😂😂😂

    • @juliejohnson2635
      @juliejohnson2635 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love Milton. So nutty. ❤️

    • @Beardatron
      @Beardatron ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Saw him live about 8 years ago supported by James Acaster, the whole night was a wall to wall laugh fest

  • @imperielgenecist1317
    @imperielgenecist1317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    WHICH OF ONE OF THESE IS A WINSTON CHURCHILL QUOTE
    A) WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE BEACHES
    B) GOD I LOVE THESE PEACHES
    C) IM BEING ATTACKED BY LEECHES

    • @erenyeager6015
      @erenyeager6015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Which of these is a Winston Churchill quote?
      A) We will fight them on the beaches!!
      B) God damn I love these peaches
      C) I'm being attacked by leeches
      D) Oh Oh Oh YES YES OHHHHH I love these bitches

    • @mindlessgonzoalt
      @mindlessgonzoalt  4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      D) (incoherent, whiskey-fueled ramblings ending in Rule Britannia.)

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      E) I HATE MAKING THESE SPEECHES

    • @TheBloodsuger150
      @TheBloodsuger150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      C) God damn I love these cigars

    • @snicketylemony
      @snicketylemony 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think about this joke at least once a week. it haunts me to never know what he would have said

  • @DogZy9
    @DogZy9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Hugh Dennis is an absolute comedy powerhouse! Love his jokes.

    • @readwatchwritewrite174
      @readwatchwritewrite174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DogZy I met him

    • @maartendekroon267
      @maartendekroon267 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hugh Dennis is the only reason I hesitate to put on SWLT... he's horrifyingly NOT funny

    • @djimma5080
      @djimma5080 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He can be very funny without being rude or swearing or using jokes that cross the line not that I don't like stuff like that its just Hugh can make the mundane funny

    • @graemestarkey7524
      @graemestarkey7524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Painfully unfunny - and often predictable.

    • @sillysongs19
      @sillysongs19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This format really plays to his strengths

  • @paragonjones13
    @paragonjones13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    23:26 I love how the audience cracks at the set-up and make Gary laugh as he hits the punchline. Quali'y.

    • @brianvaughan2312
      @brianvaughan2312 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still very funny and relevant too polical and hard hitting for the woke leftist bbc to keep going .not to say another channel couldn't pick it up and run with it. It would be a smash for sure.

  • @time2change998
    @time2change998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So sorry to hear the end of mock the week. Comedy has a way of lighting reality. Thanks.

    • @ripdbtpoo1441
      @ripdbtpoo1441 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lighting or lightening ?

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “I’ve been in this cupboard for bloody ages” 😂

  • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
    @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love the "QUICK SHOW ANDY MURRAY LAUGHING HE'S THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM SHOW HIM LAUGHING" segments

  • @ZacharyFineour
    @ZacharyFineour 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Hey Optimus Prime! How about transforming this box of shit into a decent script?"
    That was great 😂

  • @gyped
    @gyped 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Milton's beat rice joke killed!!!

  • @spakkakiwi1
    @spakkakiwi1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @markt1387
      @markt1387 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha, my Son and I are always repeating this gag😂

  • @shirleykeeldar9662
    @shirleykeeldar9662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Look, Iggle Piggle! It's the Ninky-Nonk! *sighs* Olivier said my Hamlet made him weep like a little girl.

    • @rockhard6666
      @rockhard6666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      One of the best of all, I laugh everytime I see it

    • @Walls2008
      @Walls2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And Dara LOSES it.....

    • @OleViggoBallund
      @OleViggoBallund 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😊crying in the rain ​@@rockhard6666

    • @milobiddle
      @milobiddle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro we have ears

    • @JamieFurlong
      @JamieFurlong 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@rockhard6666 it is THE best imo

  • @moosedraw3731
    @moosedraw3731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Lines you wouldn’t hear in a James Bond film
    “Oh you said no to sex, ok let me leave, I’ll see you tomorrow 8 am for work. Awesome. See you then.”

  • @cqnzr-clipsgameplay5706
    @cqnzr-clipsgameplay5706 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Unlikely things to hear on a cookery show;
    "Before we start the creampie, we must first pop the cherry..."

    • @lilfizz1619
      @lilfizz1619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CQNZR 😏

    • @speedrob
      @speedrob 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Golf Claps*

  • @adeheys9661
    @adeheys9661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I've been in this bloody cupboard for ages. That was so funny.

    • @tnzn4951
      @tnzn4951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adrian Heys Ikr 😂😂 I loved that

  • @gunnarelisigurjonsson2587
    @gunnarelisigurjonsson2587 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Milton having a go at Andy is just 😂 Andy and Kim are also just ❤

  • @suusmarie3748
    @suusmarie3748 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Thanks for uploading all the compilations. Haven't laughed so hard like this in a while;)

  • @biggiecheese4400
    @biggiecheese4400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    James Acaster is one f the funniest people I've seen. Such a great young talent about real comedy, not unfunny bs.

    • @Harry-tj6bl
      @Harry-tj6bl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He has genuinely been in every situation you can think of. His classic scrapes on josh widdicombe's podcast are asolutely hilarious

    • @melissawright1979
      @melissawright1979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have a huge crush on him

    • @daffyboy802
      @daffyboy802 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He really is shit. He tries to hard, which kills his humor

    • @templestark4779
      @templestark4779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but he killed that peach joke badly. The first was funny. The repeats were just fake laugh.

    • @Starkiller5121
      @Starkiller5121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's funny because you do not expect the stuff he comes up with. They're funny because they're such dumb jokes.😂

  • @moosedraw3731
    @moosedraw3731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Things you wouldn’t hear on the train would be perfect for James to walk in and scream GODDAMN I LOVE THESE PEACHES

  • @chrisninety1
    @chrisninety1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    56:04 The placement of the mic stand makes the caption on the screen read differently than intended.

  • @j0njn
    @j0njn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    These compilations are great, and you're a legend for making and uploading them. Buuut you missed the Christmas special.

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      @Mark-zj8rw ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @Zachary133
    @Zachary133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Attempt one 24:45
    Attempt two 26:20
    Attempt three 27:18

    • @meerkat10
      @meerkat10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I knew exactly what this was referring to without even clicking

  • @emisthem6562
    @emisthem6562 8 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    I love watching the other comedians lose it comletely when someone comes out with a really good joke

    • @brisingr2313
      @brisingr2313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The only better moments are when they can immediately build off of each other’s jokes

    • @tomellis487
      @tomellis487 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They all have a sense of humour.

  • @Mark-uq6mv
    @Mark-uq6mv ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It’s a dam shame they cancelled this program, I miss seeing all of the fantastic comedians on the regular who were in it

    • @bobsmith12345
      @bobsmith12345 ปีที่แล้ว

      so true! back when they had actual comedians on panel shows

  • @BigMrJim
    @BigMrJim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Milton Jones is still my favorite.

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Hugh is still the funniest person on this show, and Holly is the best female comedian IMO.

    • @GrahamCStrouse
      @GrahamCStrouse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Megan O Rob and Holly clearly have the sparkliest teeth. It's like they're compensating for the rest of the U.K. all by themselves...

    • @Blazervitch
      @Blazervitch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what about frankie boyle

    • @moxgirl5
      @moxgirl5 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't count Frankie cos he's not on it anymore, I was only counting people who still appear on it. Frankie was hilarious though.

    • @shogl
      @shogl 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Megan O Cc Ccxxx C c

    • @moxgirl5
      @moxgirl5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steve Hoglund Excuse me???

  • @miguelurdaci7884
    @miguelurdaci7884 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    59:59 - Sara's brilliant cocked up joke deserved more from the editor, who seemed intent on highlighting the glum faces, despite the laughter in the room

    • @turtlesandwich77
      @turtlesandwich77 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I feel like the "childcare" bit wasn't meant to be there, the previous line seemed like the punchline but nobody really caught on. Kinda sucks cos it was a good joke tbh

    • @miguelurdaci7884
      @miguelurdaci7884 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@turtlesandwich77 dunno, subsidising childcare was pretty damned funny

  • @michaelwraight7757
    @michaelwraight7757 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    14:15 Ed Byrne is mad as fuck 😂😂😂

  • @annapashley6143
    @annapashley6143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    29:48 When I am on a train, all I can hear is this in my head.

  • @Urbeflurb93
    @Urbeflurb93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'Fingers on buzzards' might be my favourite Hugh Dennis pun after the Ann Boleyn joke.

    • @igrim4777
      @igrim4777 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's fingers on buzzards, as in the common quiz show line fingers on buzzers

    • @Urbeflurb93
      @Urbeflurb93 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@igrim4777 Yes, thanks. It was a typo

  • @mindlessgonzoalt
    @mindlessgonzoalt  6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *BEFORE YOU COMMENT, CHECK THIS FAQ!* pastebin.com/U2NrTCP1

    • @harrywithanh
      @harrywithanh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you look like an animal we have the right to hunt you

  • @StevenC21
    @StevenC21 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Ahh the joys of laughter!! 😅😇

  • @Bigkevy1970
    @Bigkevy1970 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love Milton Jones! So left field, hilarious! Do ping!!

  • @lasseplatburk
    @lasseplatburk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Unlikely things to hear in the hospital:
    "Alright, we're ready to vaccinate you. I'm Dr. Wakefield"

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons5185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ed Byrnes ninky nonk joke. Staggeringly brilliant!

  • @RafaelSolaPACalsaverini
    @RafaelSolaPACalsaverini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm dying to know what's the third phrase from Churchill on James Acaster's joke.

  • @annesimmons6170
    @annesimmons6170 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like this series was the best selection of SWLTS from all the series they done.

  • @Most0riginalUsername
    @Most0riginalUsername 8 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I thought the boomerang joke trend would have worn out by now, but they seem to keep coming back

    • @lieutenantblasko7316
      @lieutenantblasko7316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Edurne Ace I didn't think plane jokes wouldn't be popular but they really took off

    • @vorelicious
      @vorelicious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Edurne Ace Elevator jokes are a weird trend, they seem to go up and down

    • @thefalloutguy5773
      @thefalloutguy5773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Edurne Ace people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow

    • @mindlessgonzo
      @mindlessgonzo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Frisbee jokes aren't so lucky. I guess it just goes over people's head.

    • @lieutenantblasko7316
      @lieutenantblasko7316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      mindlessgonzo I didn't know why the car was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me

  • @buzzline1544
    @buzzline1544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The guy laughing at Ed's joke at 7:54 sounds like an owl

    • @smidgens1
      @smidgens1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just read this comment at that exact moment.

    • @CompassRealty-1
      @CompassRealty-1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Buzz Line there's an episode of Keith Lemon where a female audience member has the exact same laugh and he goes to speak to her, search Keith Lemon funny audience laugh.

    • @davekeith576
      @davekeith576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it was a hoot.

  • @GeekChicPolitiq
    @GeekChicPolitiq ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Literally spat my coffee at "...late kickoff."

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I have five loaves, and two fishes." He said. "Who wants Cod and Breadcrumb?"

  • @Razakaratekid
    @Razakaratekid 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Hugh Dennis is a legend.

    • @jay36963
      @jay36963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you have big lips? Or really tiny lips?

  • @dkb138
    @dkb138 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hugh's 1966 exam question is low-key a brilliant joke 😂😂

    • @Trailer__Swift
      @Trailer__Swift ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you explain it to me? 😅

    • @dkb138
      @dkb138 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Trailer__Swift England's only world cup title was in 1966, the question is asking to predict the next one

  • @27bedford60
    @27bedford60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Hugh Dennis, Holly Walsh, James Acaster, Ed Byrne, still my favorties.

    • @geralteld1332
      @geralteld1332 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *favourites
      Learn proper English.

    • @27bedford60
      @27bedford60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you for you're reply. i will try a little harder from now on.

    • @Jordyw1337
      @Jordyw1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holly for real? She is the opposite of funny....

    • @jonathonrobinson6081
      @jonathonrobinson6081 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jordyw1337 Hilarious?

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The 'Perfect Execution' joke had me rolling

  • @kennyhagan5781
    @kennyhagan5781 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ed Byrne as a Shakespearian actor...now that is COMEDY!

  • @sarahterhune1926
    @sarahterhune1926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Milton's at 58:40 is the best one ever, in the history of tv

  • @danneko4308
    @danneko4308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:20 “and your cancer specialist today is…”
    *double taps rewind on phone*
    3:10 “… Doctor Pepper!”

  • @phillpotts9047
    @phillpotts9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You won't see things like this in another 10 years. Such a shame this world's gone crazy. When things are hard you need great laughter and this was one show that brought it into your own home.

  • @PimpinBast3rDX
    @PimpinBast3rDX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Bad Things to Hear When Stranded on an Island", "Unlikely Things To Hear On A Sex Line", "Bad Video Game Ideas", "Weird Wishes to Make on Your Birthday" etc. So many ideas yet they stick with the same ones each year and comedians end up stealing jokes and mention an Iron Man joke every so often (haven't watched this full video but have heard it so often in past seasons)

    • @benangell1403
      @benangell1403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Things haven't improved lol.

  • @reallybiglez991
    @reallybiglez991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yodel Delivery Driver Pat gets me every time I swear 😂

    • @vinrock123
      @vinrock123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      13:23 - 13:30 is when it’s said

  • @FixTheWi-Fi
    @FixTheWi-Fi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Dear Dave,
    You repeat Mock The Week so much, I swear I've heard Holly make that joke before?

  • @archiejohnston8
    @archiejohnston8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    1:01:05 James and Ed sharing a little look about their comedy dad

  • @TheMythicalDemon
    @TheMythicalDemon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Personally i loved Hugh's joke about the victim's movements befor he died at around 38:45

  • @newperve
    @newperve 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yeah that‘s why it's called "The Magic Roundabout".

  • @tiagos5804
    @tiagos5804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Sorry Alice, this is Sunderland" - Hugh Dennis

  • @DaFrontMan1
    @DaFrontMan1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    A. We will fight them on the beaches
    B. Goddamn, I love these peaches
    C. My pond is full of leeches

  • @charlesconlon5865
    @charlesconlon5865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Mrs. Jones, your husband's car smash has proved to be as bad as we feared. I have some good news & some bad news".
    "OK, Doctor, what's the bad news?".
    "He'll be paraplegic & doubly-incontinent for the rest of his life".
    "And the good news?".
    "We're releasing him in the morning".

  • @w.callens1629
    @w.callens1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Applause for the mic stand in the cookery segment

  • @thisravenhasflown010
    @thisravenhasflown010 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    James Acaster- the humour that doesn't give you a chance to catch your breath
    Hugh- the backbone regular for Dara with the best never-ending puns
    Awesome additions with Gary, Ed, Ed, and oh some of the funniest ladies!! Oh lol 6:22 😂😂

  • @ubongudoh2159
    @ubongudoh2159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    😂😂 England actually going through on penalties at a World Cup in Russia today takes the cake

  • @kristydubar6531
    @kristydubar6531 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love Nish he has the most hearty laugh :) Thanks for this! I don't get this show in the states so I love that people share it online! :)

    • @kathrynrobertson2353
      @kathrynrobertson2353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watch it on TH-cam.

    • @jonathonrobinson6081
      @jonathonrobinson6081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really like Miles Jupps laugh. It seems like he comes on just to get a very front row seat to the show.

    • @MAC-mp2hu
      @MAC-mp2hu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t get Nish, he’s just shouty and not funny!

  • @GetOnTheFloor82
    @GetOnTheFloor82 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hugh Dennis is just....unstoppable!

  • @Spitfyre1011
    @Spitfyre1011 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:40 I bloody love Hugh Dennis. This joke was so clean and yet fucking brilliant.

  • @DomWeasel
    @DomWeasel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    These compilations are great but they do hammer home that they're using the same few prompts over and over.

    • @jonnydaly239
      @jonnydaly239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DomWeasel in fairness they are mainstream comedians.. They don't have many angles to come at it that would be TV friendly

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh9058 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    It's sad that Andy is no longer on the show, he was one of my favorites. At least, there's still other people on I like! ;)

    • @theluckiesteh9058
      @theluckiesteh9058 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still Taking a liking to Josh Widdlecombe, Ed Gamble, Rob Beckett, Romesh Ranganathan, Sara Pascoe And To be honest, I personally think Angela Barnes Is too Cute! Really want to see more of her on the show! XD

    • @pashafarms
      @pashafarms 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Andy left?!?! Why?!

    • @FurzeFan
      @FurzeFan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      totally agree.

    • @NorthernSeaWitch
      @NorthernSeaWitch 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tbh since Andy left, the female comedians seem to have more to say, though that may just be the editing. That being said I'm liking all the girls, especially Angela and Tiff.

    • @theluckiesteh9058
      @theluckiesteh9058 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NorthernSeaWitch See? :)

  • @eleanorcooke7136
    @eleanorcooke7136 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every single time I hear a Human Centipede joke, I wish I'd never even seen the little I have of that movie.

  • @joeking1584
    @joeking1584 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    31:50 "...and the stadium is rocking! Mainly because..."
    I totally thought he was gonna finish with "a couple of people still haven't finished their shag upstairs"

  • @crissycrossgaming
    @crissycrossgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The England going through on penalties joke... anyone watching after the world cup thinking 'THE LADS HATH PROVED YE WRONG"

  • @samconnor5029
    @samconnor5029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sorry, You can't beat rice! 😂😂😂 fucking brilliant.

  • @Scy
    @Scy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Was Andy Murray there AGAIN? I mean, I know he's scottish and doesn't get out much, but there are options.

  • @AntonyJackson
    @AntonyJackson 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This was early 90s happy hardcore. It was off an earlier album called Experience. Saw them around this time in a barn in the middle of the English countryside at an illegal rave.
    The general drug of choice was Ecstasy, UK was reputed to be going through about 3 million pills per weekend

  • @catherinespark
    @catherinespark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Unlikely things to hear in a blockbuster movie: "Oh look, there's some building blocks. Right lads, let's BUST 'em!"

  • @Walshy94
    @Walshy94 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    41:14 an absolute gem of a joke😂

  • @JennyLane8666
    @JennyLane8666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "you can't, Beatrice.." I can't breathe

    • @jgg75
      @jgg75 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's just go home...

  • @richard6440
    @richard6440 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    58:40 absolute genius. look at all the other comedians.

  • @millicent275
    @millicent275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    my fav season, i loved this so much!!

    • @thomaslucock1684
      @thomaslucock1684 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, we had the insane, shitty politics to go along with it!!

  • @ZacharyFineour
    @ZacharyFineour 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    55:45 I couldve sworn Russell Howard made the same joke lol

  • @silvioatutube
    @silvioatutube 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Poor Beatrice! :(

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Southern Rail presents: Snakes on a train."
    No decent snake would go an a Southern Rail train.

  • @TrevorCopter
    @TrevorCopter ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Andy Parsons did the defibrillator joke in a previous series. Doubt Ed knew, just funny to see the same jokes for the same prompts by different comics

  • @sloppygamer1291
    @sloppygamer1291 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Some of my favourites:
    10:58 - 12:47 - 13:10 - 13:21 - 14:14 - 47:10 - 58:40

  • @catherinespark
    @catherinespark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The train that's coming along the track...is right on time.

  • @PM_VA
    @PM_VA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how Ed Gamble just stares straight into the camera like a crack addict whenever he comes up to the mic.

  • @adambradbury3430
    @adambradbury3430 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    15:00
    2016: Scenes We'd Like To See - England go through on Penalties...
    2018: IT'S COMING HOME. WE WENT THROUGH ON PENALTIES

  • @FatherJacksBrick
    @FatherJacksBrick ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I still can’t believe Ed Byrne was in Father Ted and a I missed it all these years. 😂

  • @mort8568
    @mort8568 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    beatrice one got me so bad

    • @nowhereman5760
      @nowhereman5760 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      antiglue I was bent over laughing so hard it hurt at that Beatrice joke

    • @SakariWolf13
      @SakariWolf13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      58:40

  • @brendar9363
    @brendar9363 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Question for a Brit (or two). Would you say "unlikely things to hear in bus?" Or would you add the article "the"? I always hear the noun "hospital" used without the article "the". Here in the US, we always use the article before the noun. So just curious if that applies only to "hospital" or all nouns. I've never noticed on other words but hospital stands out.

    • @GrahamCStrouse
      @GrahamCStrouse 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brenda R You get used to it. My ex is Australian and she says "hospital" instead of "the hospital."

    • @wishlist011
      @wishlist011 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brenda R
      It wouldn't usually be "hear in bus" or "hear in the bus", it's typically "hear on the bus" ... even if you are "in" it! I can't think of examples that aren't medical where we lose the definite/indefinite article. In hospital, in theatre (the hospital kind - not the play kind), in surgery for a doctor's surgery. There might be others, but none come to mind.

    • @brendar9363
      @brendar9363 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wishlist011 Thanks. I find language very interesting and have always wondered.

    • @anthonydugdale666
      @anthonydugdale666 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It will also depend what part of Britain you are in and the regional dialect.

    • @jhvidss
      @jhvidss 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      we use both depends really

  • @ascendancy425
    @ascendancy425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Goddamn I love these peaches.

  • @crispy.monkey
    @crispy.monkey ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Repeat the next number in this sequence - 1966.
    Answer - 1967, when England played their first game as World Champions at Wembley, where they were beaten 3 - 2 and made to look quite ordinary by their opponents, Scotland with Jim Baxter doing keepy ups in the centre circle, sheer dominance 😁😁😁

  • @TheAlllseeeingFish
    @TheAlllseeeingFish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Zoe Lyons is spot on!

  • @nicholasseaks95
    @nicholasseaks95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    47:30 nothing I laugh at harder than sacrilegious humor

    • @lewismisseldine5847
      @lewismisseldine5847 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Black Fingernail well that escalated quickly

    • @zeruchofficial
      @zeruchofficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...and you are a bloody uptight twomp, you reactionary leprotic gonad.

    • @Canad1anMan
      @Canad1anMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't even know what was being said there really, so maybe it didn't escalate and just buzzed around like a recently deflated balloon which ended up flipping about and landing on the ground. And thus not really going anywhere/doing anything.

    • @brettjohnson536
      @brettjohnson536 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Black Fingernail What the fuck is wrong with you?

    • @HGmolotov
      @HGmolotov 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erm... Eh...
      You are a penis?

  • @lesrogers7310
    @lesrogers7310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love this show but....the more I listen the more it seems that Dara laughs harder at Ed's jokes than anyone else's!

    • @martindixon54
      @martindixon54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Probably because they were friends long before they became famous.

    • @jonathonrobinson6081
      @jonathonrobinson6081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And Dara laughs loudest when the audience doesn't laugh at all.

    • @larkdauria3407
      @larkdauria3407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s because they are old friends and some of the jokes have extra meaning for him.

    • @thisravenhasflown010
      @thisravenhasflown010 ปีที่แล้ว

      They were each other's best man at their weddings. They have a great connection with their friendship

    • @miguelurdaci7884
      @miguelurdaci7884 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do too, tbh

  • @terranceparsons5185
    @terranceparsons5185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Come on Acaster! What is the third choice for that quote!!!