CYCLISTS get ROASTED 🔥 by a Bike Shop A$$h0le!

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  • @johnhufnagel
    @johnhufnagel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    glad the description cleared up things. I was having a WTF? moment for a minute there. :D

    • @bkefrmr
      @bkefrmr  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Yeah, it's a risky move. I lost 3 subs right out of the gate! But I'm not hiding it. The first upload was problematic. I'm not sure if it works. Most of the big channels recycle content. Thought I'd see how it goes. I've got some good stuff teed up for the ones who stick around!

    • @johnhufnagel
      @johnhufnagel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@bkefrmr well, it's the vid that got me hooked on your channel, so recycle away! heck you technically "recycle" bikes after all.

    • @tl2913
      @tl2913 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bkefrmr This is pure gold! Keep up the good work and read my favorite book, The Bike Snob, and report back in a future video.

    • @amarishakur7480
      @amarishakur7480 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I really love your channel you are hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @utube7930
      @utube7930 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As a roadie I've honestly never been so offended. Subscribed.

  • @ph1lthyvision
    @ph1lthyvision 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    "Dont know why you would ruin a perfectly good bike ride by going to work in the middle of it." Dude, that was amazing.

    • @pettahify
      @pettahify 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah, that was so good I considered my choice of going to work on a bike - for a moment. But nothing is more rewarding than still arriving at work or home in time after fighting yourself through the freezing snowstorm and a couple of decimeters of snow. It also really upps the joy of riding a bike to work during the warm, sunny days.

    • @a.l.alexander3668
      @a.l.alexander3668 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I laughed out loud

    • @aaadamt964
      @aaadamt964 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Funny story? I commuted year round when I lived in the city. Ohio has some winter. Anyway, I had to get a second job in the winter. Not many people think about bikes in the winter around here. I was waiting tables at Applebee's and rode my bike (fixed gear, no brakes, 23c tires) to work in a level _ snow emergency. Someone asked one of the girls if I worked there and if I rode my bike to work in this. She replied " yes. That's Adam and he deserves it." She wasn't wrong. I did have a perfectly good 4x4 truck at home. While everything was closing, people are calling off work because they couldn't get out of the driveway I'm riding a bicycle to work in a snow/ ice storm in the blistering cold wind.

    • @mahnamahna3252
      @mahnamahna3252 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm in maine and ride year round. The gusty wind gets a bit much at times, but it's really not bad.
      And yes, I have perfect attendance, unlike many of my coworkers whose cars/ trucks won't start, get stuck, or there's impassable roads for them.

  • @donpalmera
    @donpalmera 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    You forgot the "internet cyclist". They have a bike but they spend more time talking about it on the internet than actually riding it.

    • @GreenCurryiykyk
      @GreenCurryiykyk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      For sure! I think there's an "internet xxx" in every hobby, activity, or job. Cyclist, swimmer, horse person, burger flipper, scientist, astronaut. Like, everything! The keyboard warrior knows no bounds. I write from a point of observation, of course. 😁

  • @richardhedd3080
    @richardhedd3080 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    I'm a 60+ year old and have been a life long road cyclist. Road cyclists have the worst attitudes in cycling. Instead of seeing the common connection and potential in feeling connected to a community of fellow cyclists they emit a air of superiority that it's laughable. I also ride motorcycles and the camaraderie is so different. Whether you're riding a crotch rocket or harley or dirtbike. If you wave at them they will wave back, That never happens between road cyclists.

    • @viandermightyranger
      @viandermightyranger 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I'd be curious where you're at... I'm in Cincinnati, and generally, most of the roadies are pretty nice...but that's Cincinnatians in general. Interestingly, enough, Roadies, as a whole, are probably more aloof (arrogant?) than the typical Cincinnatian -- so maybe there's something to it. Anyway, I'd say 70-80% of Roadies will wave back around here.

    • @jimmansi9046
      @jimmansi9046 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Richard, your comment is spot on as I’m 61 and a hard-core Road mountain and gravel cyclist. The road cyclists in Pennsylvania are so incredibly rude, most never wave back or say hi back I guess because they are on a.”training ride” & just can’t waste their energy by lifting their left hand to wave back where to even say hello, mountain bikers are much different and much friendlier. I also ride a Harley super glide and a.GSX-R750 And you are also right as the motorcycle COMMUNITY is much friendlier, hell, I even waved to people on mopeds and scooters, and they are so excited to get a wave. I’ll never understand why road cyclists are just not friendly, makes no sense.

    • @richardhedd3080
      @richardhedd3080 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@jimmansi9046 You're so right and it just gives drivers another reason to hate cyclists.

    • @tconnolly9820
      @tconnolly9820 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Utilitarian cyclist here. For a few months I was regularly overtaken whilst heading home with a heavily laden bike or pulling a more heavily laden trailer by two roadies in expensive looking gear who would shout out some insults as they disappeared into the distance.
      Perhaps they thought me and my tractor of an all purpose workhorse bike shouldn't be on the same road as them? And then they disappeared. I haven't seen them for over two years. A pair of assholes.
      For roadies I think it's all about performance and the "purity" of the bike. Even or especially if the bike costs half a years wages.

    • @dadruidpimp
      @dadruidpimp 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I ride bi- and motor- cycles and, most often, I notice waves from other -cyclists if you're on similar bikes. With bicycles, I almost always get waves from any type of bike, living in New Mexico and, before, Texas. Now, with motorcycles, I used to ride an upright street bike ('93 CB750), I never got waves from crotch rocket nor Harleys. I remain convinced that motorcycle riders exude more attitude. I feel more solidarity with other bicycle riders. Maybe it's just my attitude?...

  • @jimihendrix731
    @jimihendrix731 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I’m a retrogrouch roadie and also a bike mechanic. I am a cyclist first and a mechanic second. Love your videos and content.

  • @CMG78
    @CMG78 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    I just ride around but sometimes ruin my rides by going to school and work in the middle of my rides.

    • @michaelpearce6982
      @michaelpearce6982 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Beats Driving 🚗

    • @Heimbasteln
      @Heimbasteln 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There isnt a better motivation go riding than riding to work in my opinion.
      I have a 6km commute with OK bike infrastructure, so it really isnt a hassle to bike it.
      I also havent been to a bike shop in a long time because I like doing stuff myself, so I guess I spared some mechanic his annoyance lol.
      But I think I am not a bad customer when I go to a bike shop once every century, I know what I want and I never get angry or start insulting anyone and I make sure not to waste anyones time either.

  • @kennypringle4580
    @kennypringle4580 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    I must admit to wearing those weird black tight shorts for 6 years as a roadie. I was into cycling anywhere from 35 to 105 miles just because I actually enjoyed the self inflicted pain. It’s kinda like taping your arms and legs together and rolling down a rocky hillside just to see the end result when you reached the bottom. Now at age 70 I’ll wear regular pocket shorts over those weird black tight shorts, hop on my mountain bike, peddle on the paved trails and prepare myself for a 50 miler this summer. I’m pretty excited about my new goal. It’s kinda like taping my arms and legs together and rolling down a rocky hillside just to see the end result when I reached bottom. When it comes to cycling, any kind of cycling, it’s all about self inflicted pain. But hey ………. it’s the best I can come up with to lose that unwanted 25lbs I’ve gained from quitting road cycling with those weird roadies.

    • @brianmcewen3082
      @brianmcewen3082 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What do you sell on the trail?

    • @PRH123
      @PRH123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      hmm, I feel great after a long ride, and during it... you must be doin' somethin' not right....

    • @kennypringle4580
      @kennypringle4580 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@PRH123 I don’t almost everything wrong.

    • @FluXxxie
      @FluXxxie 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@PRH123 GO FASTER

  • @wilkbor
    @wilkbor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'm a new subscriber and have decided I love these quips: "Allow me to alienate a very profitable customer base for a fleeting 15 minutes of fame." ... "Welcome to nowhere land because there's no good reason to be here." .... "suckers (are) waiting all summer long for the weather to finally suck to ruin a perfectly good county park doing laps on short courses tapped off with manufactured obstacles ... while doing laps on muddy inclines ... while revelers dressed as hotdogs throw beer on each other." I think the best one was this: "Probably vegan, these urbanites look for opportunities to stop traffic as a pedestrian and take the lane like a bread truck as they pull out of the coop parking lot using their home schooled kiddos as human shields on a cargo bike loaded down with gluten-free chia seeds." Great job and keep it up.

  • @notanomad9320
    @notanomad9320 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I might not fit with all cyclist but I love anyone who rides a bike for whatever reason.

  • @Raymasseyus
    @Raymasseyus 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thank you for making me think " why did I ever stop riding?" Back in the '80s a guy had asked me what I thought the coolest bike was at the time. And I said "the one that gets ridden." I told him that there were all these ridiculous new bikes with all kinds of whiz-bang gears and stuff but I had a friend who used to ride bicycles after church in central Massachusetts in the 1920s. They were wearing suits, and the women were wearing dresses. And they were going up and down the Rolling Hills in Massachusetts on giant steel monsters with one gear and having a blast. Now everybody's wearing spandex with 18 plus speeds and trying to figure out how to make their bikes lighter. What a great thing bicycling is. And I have to say I miss the banana seat and the sissy bar. That was bicycling.

  • @joefaulkinbury245
    @joefaulkinbury245 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Oh my goodness! Thank you. As a somewhat curmudgeonly, adventure loving cyclist, bike mechanic, former shop owner and current shop manager, this was a joy to watch. Bless you.

  • @javierrivera6406
    @javierrivera6406 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I been an avid cyclists for more than 26 years. I try mtb,cx,track,down hill,bmx and triathlon and this guy is 1,000% right. I approved his message 🤙

  • @claybowler751
    @claybowler751 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Trek really proved their ethos in the Armstrong/LeMond battle.

  • @harv855
    @harv855 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    You left out us "Simpletons". One gear, fixed or free. Coaster rear brake, rim caliper front brake (preferably center-pull). All built on a 20 to 30 year old steel rigid frame. Hills no problem with proper gear ratio. When I rode motorcycles it was similar; one cylinder, one carb, one exhaust pipe, drum brakes, points ignition. Give me the simple life.

    • @dammitdan106
      @dammitdan106 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Revrum!

    • @rollinrat4850
      @rollinrat4850 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Fixed gear offroad is more fun than should be legal. Makes this 63 year old feel like a kid again.
      Too many people who've never even swung a leg over a single speed believe it's 'impossible'.

    • @james-p
      @james-p 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ah, that brought back fine memories of learning to ride on a Yamaha 500 thumper. That was a fun motorbike!

    • @Raymasseyus
      @Raymasseyus 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      At 60 is it possible again after so long?

  • @wileycoyote9201
    @wileycoyote9201 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    I ride around on my frakenbikes through my neighborhoods dressed like a hobo 😂 and having a great time

  • @asm826
    @asm826 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This was lots of fun. As a mechanic, an old touring cyclist, and an occasional gravel rider, and probably a curmudgeon, when you mention press fit bottom brackets, electronic shifting, and internal cable routing, I wanted to cheer. New innovations are great, bicycles shift better than ever, modern brakes will stop you on a downhill in the rain, and saddle technology is a wonder (remember breaking in a Brooks?), but some things are just crap, difficult to work on, impossible to set up so they won't fail, or overly complex.

  • @marta150
    @marta150 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I appreciate that you acknowledge you are a cyclist. With that Waterford with the sweet Rene Herse brakes. But I even more appreciate that you are a mechanic first.

  • @tomcoccia7348
    @tomcoccia7348 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This video hit home on so many levels! Loved it. Best line: "Dont know why you would ruin a perfectly good bike ride by going to work in the middle of it." This is my mantra

  • @PWS777
    @PWS777 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I’ve owned and ridden bikes since late 50’s (Ok, parents owned the first two, I earned enough for 1/2 of my third and after that they were all mine. Road bikes, touring bikes, triple cranks, recumbent, electric, hybrid and now a Trek Dual Sport with one crank. It’s light and perfect for my style which is to ride when I’m darn ready to ride. Sometimes group rides with fellow seniors and sometimes with the wife. But most for just me.
    You my friend are living my retirement dream which in my case never materialized. But it never fails that your videos always inspire me to get off my easy chair and mount the steed and go out and ride. Maybe around the park, the neighborhood or to the store. Ride the road, the trail or whatever. Just a regular guy who rides for the heck of it. Thanks Farmer, you rock! Keep the videos cranking!

  • @wattsdronewilltravel3881
    @wattsdronewilltravel3881 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Hey!!! You forgot the beer belly’d E-BIKE guys dressed up like Lance Armstrong 😂

  • @guitarrantsandstuff6986
    @guitarrantsandstuff6986 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is one of the funniest and accurate things I’ve seen in a while!

  • @mountainbikenerd1307
    @mountainbikenerd1307 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Spewed my morning coffee all over my phone while watching this 😂

  • @jboughtin7522
    @jboughtin7522 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Old curmudgeon here. I’m still riding the Raileigh super record I bought back in the early eighties. I don’t mind entertaining tech advancements; I just think the prices have way out-paced them. The last video I watched was about how car theft is up over 100% for vehicles with electronic entry/starting systems which makes me feel good about still driving my old 2011 Chevy with over 220K on it.

  • @peanutbutterjellyicecream
    @peanutbutterjellyicecream 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    is this deja vu?

    • @dammitdan106
      @dammitdan106 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes, all over again.

    • @thorn6809
      @thorn6809 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Another try creating a video which dosen't get demonetized.

    • @paulvanreesch2493
      @paulvanreesch2493 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like some butt hurt cyclists😂

  • @not-a-raccoon
    @not-a-raccoon 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    As a former roadie turned bike commuter... I approve.

  • @jimhofoss9982
    @jimhofoss9982 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    a great engineer once told me, “ if you want it to work well, keep it simple”. Remember your single speed banana bike of the seventies? How many times did you have to take it to a bike shop for repairs or a tune up? I rest my case.

    • @bkefrmr
      @bkefrmr  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Terrible bikes

    • @jimhofoss9982
      @jimhofoss9982 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@bkefrmr terrible bikes? they took a beating, and never required maintenance…coaster brake always worked. I put on more miles on my banana bike as a kid from ages 6 to 10 than I have on modern mountain bikes. One chainline, no suspension parts, steel frame and rims…..they were solid! Can you buy an affordable bike for your kiddo today, that will last their adolescense? I don’t think so, kids wreck them within weeks. You young whippersnappers don’t know good engineering…not old enough to experience it. Sorry!

    • @bkefrmr
      @bkefrmr  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@jimhofoss9982 ok boomer 🙄

    • @miket.220
      @miket.220 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      100%. I didn't even have a real Stingray, I had the Sears version. Same difference, completely bomb-proof bike. Rode that thing like there was no tommorrow. Skids, wheelies, "Evil Kenevil" jumps, you name it. Tune up? Not needed. My dad and I fixed the one or two things that needed fixing, then back to riding.

    • @rollinrat4850
      @rollinrat4850 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Stingrays were great to start with. My dad told me if I didnt learn how to fix a flat, then Id be walking. I loved my new found freedom so..... At 9 years old I overhauled my coaster brake hub out of curiosity. Built my 1st set of wheels at 12 when I put together an old ten speed to ride on mountain trails.
      This boomer started out on Stingrays, until one was stolen. We rode Stingrays 50 miles to the beach and back a few times in the late '60s.
      I then got a proper paper route bike which allowed me to save up for a $600 Raleigh Professional in 1977 complete with silk tubulars.
      Ive been riding, off-roading, touring, racing and wrenching on bikes most of my life.
      Ive never paid anyone to fix my bikes, in fact my 'hobby' pays for all my nice bike junk and then some. Enough left over to travel with my bikes.

  • @starwilkinson8020
    @starwilkinson8020 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You rock and you're totally right. Gone are the days where you can buy a great steel bike and keep that bike for life. Like you said ,they want you to buy bikes every year, there's a sucker born every minute.

  • @willkent4759
    @willkent4759 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love the roasting of everything I am. You are absolutely right and funny. I am what I am and it is what is but I’m happy.

    • @bkefrmr
      @bkefrmr  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s all pretty fun, and absurd through the right lens, so it’s also fun to make fun of it!

  • @hoppygoodness
    @hoppygoodness 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    After 20 yrs as a bike mechanic starting in ‘93 I can relate. Keep fighting the good fight!

  • @bobstranzenbach4700
    @bobstranzenbach4700 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love your attitude. I love cargo shorts and just getting out there enjoying trails and going from A to B in comfort.

  • @tomskid27
    @tomskid27 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    100% accurate and very true assessment of it all!

  • @jimacko111222
    @jimacko111222 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I wouldn’t go to work if I couldn’t ride there

  • @alexharbron
    @alexharbron 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That was good fun man. If you want to get a handle on the state of the bike industry today, I reckon this is the only video you need to watch. Ride on!

  • @hjohn2
    @hjohn2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a mechanic myself, you're my new hero.

  • @tuomasholo
    @tuomasholo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I used to be a bike mechanic in college and later became an architect then returned to be a bike mechanic in my spare time.

  • @jaykeehan5813
    @jaykeehan5813 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You bust me up. I was never bad before in bike shops, but I now make extra effort to be extra polite…

  • @jamesroddy8238
    @jamesroddy8238 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I am happy going through all walks of life being a curmudgeon. You described perfectly why I ride and now I find out I’m ’one of the good guys’! I’ll carry that badge with honor. I ride because it’s fun…no racing. And…I just subscribed.
    Keep up the good work

  • @floydffrogfloydffrog7453
    @floydffrogfloydffrog7453 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Remember when we were kids? When winter was finally over we'd get on our bikes and pretty much not get off them again until the snows returned. We treated them like garbage and if it wasn't for older brothers or fathers they probably wouldn't have lasted more than oh say 4 years of our abuse. But as it turned when we finally hit puberty and outgrew both the bike and any interest in exploring the world on one those bikes were still ride-able. You see them at garage sale with a $20 price tag and no takers. They look like they've been through a garbage disposal but if you squat down to check the chain is lubed and tight and the rubber still has miles on it.
    Suffice to say those bikes were our doorways to anything that existed outside our our neighborhood. We would have found plenty of other ways to explore and get into mischief without them, but as tools to be used they greatly enhanced both the scope and depth of our experiences.
    Of course we eventually grew up and many of us returned to bikes. But now we had the disposable income and a level of maturity sufficient to ruin something great by making it the focus, rather than part of the process.
    Yeah, but at least we didn't buy a motorcycle.

  • @ActualLivingHuman
    @ActualLivingHuman 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Proper bike use:
    1. Freewheelin' (we agree on this one)
    2. Puttin' on the miles
    3. Gettin' out of town

  • @charliebozzo9948
    @charliebozzo9948 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Very funny. I'm the mountain bike mid life guy. At least I was in the 90's. Now I ride recumbent. A trike. And I absolutely love it. When you come around to include us in a rant, have fun with how we have an undying need to just not quite 'fit' in- anywhere, everywhere!😂😂😂😂

  • @dankerber18
    @dankerber18 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It's back! Yess! I have a feeling bikefarmer has been cultivating this rant for many seasons. I pray the algorithm gods bless me by dropping this in my feed at least twice a year. Oh yeah happy holidays, you grumpy bastard!

    • @bkefrmr
      @bkefrmr  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Back atcha. Sorry for double dippin’ but I wasn’t gettin’ paid for the last one because of the disturbing images

  • @lv2keepfit493
    @lv2keepfit493 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "The advocates" lmao, you nailed it! Actually you nailed the whole video, well done :)) so much truth to it all.

  • @peterdeb580
    @peterdeb580 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    While shopping for my bike, I relied on the price/pound metric target of 1:1. Came pretty darn close with my $40 Trek 820 CraigsList special :-)

  • @user-jl2ow7mv4j
    @user-jl2ow7mv4j 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    From a highly cynical 40+ year BMX rider, thank you for saying all of it! Funniest shit ever and soooo true!! 👍👍

  • @JoeWierenga
    @JoeWierenga 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this is the best open mic set I've ever seen

  • @michaelrogers9809
    @michaelrogers9809 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Just recently discovered your channel, and have been really enjoying your grouchiness. I worked in bike shops in my teens in the late 80's and early 90's, and it's as if you stepped right out of that scene.

  • @richf.7845
    @richf.7845 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is so spot on.

  • @johnsheetz6639
    @johnsheetz6639 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Man I think the peak of the mountain bike era was the 90s. Not because the bikes were better or higher quality just the $500 bikes. with inflation you were getting lower quality and paying twice as much then we do now competition brings prices down and I'm here for it

  • @Stevo_YouTube
    @Stevo_YouTube 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Enjoyed this. I love riding bikes but hate it when anyone refers to me as a 'cyclist'. 😂

  • @interpre_ted384
    @interpre_ted384 13 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I'm currently on a bike tour from Bellingham, WA to Central Europe, no flights, and I loved the synthesis of all the types towards adventure cycling--thanks for bringing bikes to the world at large, not just the pedaling stereotypes!

  • @44cma
    @44cma 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Oh man, I think I fell into just about every category. Hilarious! My wife is gonna love this...

  • @GeoffreyCapes
    @GeoffreyCapes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I’m just hoping we’ve all given a few of those cycling disciplines a try, I did charity events on an old road bike pre-teen, went to my local off road track on a MTB just after, started commuting when I was working in the city on a fold-up and now trying to work off the weight in a fun way on a cheap 29er over the hills and on the flats. I have all those bikes still!
    Setting my bike up for what you class as ‘Adventure’ cycling when it gets warmer.
    ❤🚲

  • @andyjsmallwood
    @andyjsmallwood 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Absolutely hilarious, even more so the second time around. For those who take offence.........first get a sense of humour, second, you missed the irony. I've been all those types you mentioned, and I'm still a bit of one or two. All we gotta do is take a look at ourselves and see the funny side.
    On a different note, Andy, can you put together a cleaning, washing, lubing video? It might seem a strange request, but there is an art to doing it properly, and many products are misleading in their methods of use. All the best.

    • @papalegba6796
      @papalegba6796 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He could do a good rant on chain lubing, the amount of BS on the subject is staggering & a lot of the products are literal snake oil.

    • @613.Rooster
      @613.Rooster 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@papalegba6796, you are so right. I'm back to using 3 in 1. It's synthetic light machine oil. I believe it was the original oil recommended and used by Shwinn way back in the day. It works well.

    • @papalegba6796
      @papalegba6796 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@613.Rooster 3 in 1 fine, so is just engine oil or chainsaw oil if you really want to save money. I use Weldtite all weather with Teflon, as it's a bit more water repellent imo & same price as 3 in 1.
      I know a guy makes his own oil from chainsaw oil mixed with a bit of thinner like white spirits, he reckons it's better as it penetrates further before the thinner evaporates, leaving oil deeper in the mechanism. Dunno how effective it is, but again it cheap.

  • @texarama
    @texarama 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've been a tourist, racer, mtn biker, gravel grinder, commuter, collector, advocate, industry drone, and I've always been a retro-grouch. But thank goodness I've never been a grumpy bike mechanic. (Yes, I still gave your video a thumbs up) ;-)

  • @chubscoi
    @chubscoi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've been watching cycling youtube channels since 2018 and I just found your channel. Currently binge watching your videos ❤❤
    Keep it up! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @lvtiguy226
    @lvtiguy226 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yep, I do or have fit into all these categories you so perfectly described. These days I am just happy to be able to ride whenever the opportunity presents itself. 🚴🚴🚴❤️

  • @cyclingjoezone
    @cyclingjoezone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Spot-on cycling philosophy.

  • @decleafs4
    @decleafs4 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I own two Rivs and laughed my ass off at this. Well done! New subscriber!

  • @user-hu1ft9eg8e
    @user-hu1ft9eg8e 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    For many years I owned a professional bike shop. I learned that the worst of all are the road racers.
    They will be amazed that you dare to ask them to pay for the work and then they will argue with you for hours about the price just to buy the most expensive item online that they obviously don't need at all

    • @ADAMJWAITE
      @ADAMJWAITE 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thanks for making me laugh. I've been restoring and selling bikes for years and quickly learned not to invest in road bikes. The roadies were the worst. They'd look at a really nice bike and complain about a small imperfection in the paint, lowball and always leave without purchasing. Mountain bikers and normal people on the other hand, would recognize that a bike is going to get scratched anyways, if you actually use it.

    • @rollinrat4850
      @rollinrat4850 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      When rich idiots ask me for labor discounts in my shop, I ask them what they do for a living. Ill look right in their eyes and ask whether they'd give me a discount. Usually that shuts 'em up.
      Ironically, my shop is in one of the priciest zip codes on the west coast. People literally have money to burn here.
      One guy told me was a dentist as I put his $15k bike in the stand. I told him I was looking for a good deal on a discounted root canal. Got a business card?
      I'll NEVER discount labor. It takes away the value of MY TIME.
      Were almost always so busy, we schedule out at least 2-3 weeks. I dont 'need' $hitty cheap a$$ customers on any sort of bike!

  • @tl2913
    @tl2913 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is pure gold! Keep up the good work and read my favorite book, The Bike Snob, and report back in a future video.

  • @17cream
    @17cream 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Brilliant, made me laugh, just randomly clicked on this video 😂❤

  • @ErrybodyGetTypsy
    @ErrybodyGetTypsy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Truly ruthless... I love it!

  • @vien4875
    @vien4875 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Yeah, having worked for years as a mechanic in a bike shop that relied on "the cyclists" to stay alive, there is no worse kind of customer.....
    People who buy a 10k BMC roadbike and show up in the shop at least once a week whining about their bike making a noise... Dude, I told you this pressfit-in-carbon BB will creak one day and your integrated brakes will rub as soon as you ride in the rain, clogging up the mechanism but you still wanted it....
    But actual road racers, they were actually nice to work for. People who know their high end race bike is not made for everyday use and treat it as such, using some old sturdy alloy roadbike for training and not whining about stuff. As racers know they rely on us mechanics to give them the perfect fit, best mix of components for their (chronically low) budget and terrain and optimal care for race day, they have way more respect for us then the dentists and lawyers who treat their bike as a symbol of status.
    For example, the racer would trust me to choose their wheels and tyres for a race and bring them back afterwards (we'd stock used high end tires and wheels that are "rented out" for race day). Going for a hilly endurance race in shitty weather? Sure, take this light carbon rim tubeless setup with fresh sealant so you can just pump up and go after a puncture. Going for a fast crit race? Have those TT tubulars on sturdy alloy rims. A puncture will take you out of the race anyway, no need for sealant...
    But the dentist will insist on having the most expensive parts, no matter if it makes sense and then complain that it didn't.

  • @christophersimser9500
    @christophersimser9500 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is hilarious! Another great video. Thanks again.

  • @MadMetalShop
    @MadMetalShop 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Dude you're exactly like the bike shop owner I used to do work for in the late 90s early 2000s. Same long hair same beard same exact glasses and full of piss and vinegar 🤣

    • @chadwells7562
      @chadwells7562 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He’s more archetype than real person 😂

  • @africamike3095
    @africamike3095 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    What a laugh! Loved the vid - especially that golf swing!!!! Keep 'em coming :-) Greetings from South Africa......even we can help the algorithm 🙂

    • @bkefrmr
      @bkefrmr  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That golf swing produced a 4.3 hdcp - who’s laughing now, Tiger?

  • @bearablepain592
    @bearablepain592 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The industry is burning itself to the ground. Great vid.

  • @sethhoffman8149
    @sethhoffman8149 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Great video! Witty and good-natured fun.

  • @SignorNessuno65
    @SignorNessuno65 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yep! I'm kinda stuck having to ride my bike to the store. But, I enjoy the exercise. I wish I had a place like yours in Chicago!

  • @fuzzi1002
    @fuzzi1002 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "destroying a good bike ride with the work in the middle of it "😂😂
    But without the interrupted bike ride the day would be totaly destroyed 😂😊

  • @Spideritems
    @Spideritems 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Omg you actually just reminded me I need to mow the lawn wtf 😂

  • @wuzihuzi
    @wuzihuzi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Fark I'm all of these including the grouchie bike mechanic 😂

  • @stevemueller757
    @stevemueller757 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Excellent Andy! Great commentary with a lil wit to boot. Really enjoyed, keep up the good work.

  • @ClintDowd
    @ClintDowd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I see what you did here. 😂 Give 'em the finger.

  • @alexblizzard9113
    @alexblizzard9113 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Excellent rant, thanks.

  • @UnFormCirusprint
    @UnFormCirusprint 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    It was good .. even the second time. Here's hoping you have new content in the new year. Merry Christmas.

  • @lucafwn
    @lucafwn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Great video. I liked it. Glad you re-uploaded it so that it can be monetized - this video deserves tons of views, both metric and imperial!

  • @petermcinnes6987
    @petermcinnes6987 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'Paving the trails for their $4k full-squish'. Amen to that dude! Too much of that at trail centres.

  • @johnseaark8706
    @johnseaark8706 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂Great vid. I needed that this morning.

  • @amonoceros
    @amonoceros 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I'm glad you were able to make a version that seems likely to stick on TH-cam, this time. Would've been a shame to lose that level of snark.
    Though my headcannon will be that most of us will go through at least one of the bad stereotypes on the way to getting to the good stuff.

  • @jimlamberton2435
    @jimlamberton2435 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I enjoy your content and your passion. Keep going! Just wondering, what editing software are you using? Thanks.

  • @PlanePower2
    @PlanePower2 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ha! you defined me in numerous points - Gotta love the self deprecation.

  • @s1096cm2
    @s1096cm2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The best innovation at least for me in my opinion is the electric bike. I have been wanting to ride for many years to help with weight loss and getting into better shape and due to the hilly place I live an acoustic bike just wouldn't do. when I pulled the trigger this past fall on an electric bike it has completely changed my life. I have a passion for personal health and growth I didn't even know I could. " I instantly felt like a kid again." the best part is I have control of how much it helps me. and will all that it has improved my health and do hope to move to an acoustic bike in a year or so. so to recap I believe 90 percent of what your are saying but I believe the electric bike technology really will open the door for people that want to but can't get out there on a regular bike. BTW I love your channel keep em coming boss!.

    • @bkefrmr
      @bkefrmr  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I love ebikes. I think cheap ebikes are criminal and should be outlawed.

    • @Alistair_Spence
      @Alistair_Spence 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@bkefrmr Couldn't agree more. Ebikes have their place for sure, but the low quality garbage stuff that can't be repaired or serviced and ends up in landfills is bloody criminal.

    • @rollinrat4850
      @rollinrat4850 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's right. Cheap e bikes are irresponsible. Literal garbage, soon to be landfill.
      At my shop we refuse to service cheap garbage e bikes because they're literally unsafe. They are usually so much extra work to repair that cannot be made safe that we can't in good faith charge for the time it takes to repair said cheap garbage. Besides Cycling is supposed to be a 'green sport.
      Time is $$$.
      We're a business, not a charity.

    • @papalegba6796
      @papalegba6796 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm similar age, got an ebike for city commuting & it's great. Agree you have to get a good one, mid drive motors best imo.

    • @tconnolly9820
      @tconnolly9820 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      If you are buying an e-bike (or perhaps selling one), whatever about the actual bike or frame, everything else should be removable, repairable or replaceable in another ten to fifteen years. That's the motor, battery, display, sensors or anything else. I'm in Ireland and I was told in more than one bikeshop when i pushed longevity as an important issue that they couldn't guarantee parts after 5 years. I'm not going to spend a few thousands on a bike that could become fancy recycling after that.
      That's why no matter which bike brand I buy, it's going to be a full Bosch system bike. Bosch seems to be the company most likely to still have replaceable parts and components available in the long term like a car.

  • @studiotsunami3446
    @studiotsunami3446 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Im doing the same thing with my mobile bicycle repair shop! thank you!

    • @drujenssen5444
      @drujenssen5444 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I would love to be able to go to the people and fix there bikes.

  • @allengarrow6295
    @allengarrow6295 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The struggle is real!

  • @spaceghost8995
    @spaceghost8995 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm a casual biker. I have a basic Specialized Roll steel frame bike. Mostly rail trails for me because of age and injuries. I love this video. I can't say I've had bad encounters with other bikers because most of them just pass me like I'm standing still . 😂

  • @mikefusaro8153
    @mikefusaro8153 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is amazing 😂

  • @lazyorangehousecat9164
    @lazyorangehousecat9164 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When I was ten years old and living in the middle of nowhere, I used to take my bicycle out onto the farmers' roads, which were bumpy, rutted, unpaved, muddy, gravelly, the whole nine yards, and I'd just have a blast. Didn't know, years later, that this would become an actual thing. Bought a lot of real estate out there. Now I'm just a boring commuter!

  • @tonyalewis9053
    @tonyalewis9053 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This week, I’m going for a long ride down a backroad I’ve never driven. What could possibly go wrong? 🚴🤷‍♀️😂

  • @kimalexander3914
    @kimalexander3914 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    30 year old bike shop in August less than 50 mi. from the factory & wouldn't sell a Trek if you pd. us.Paid off the building working on their stuff. 😎

  • @clownshoesfishingclub9616
    @clownshoesfishingclub9616 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Enlightening and effing hilarious.

  • @a.l.alexander3668
    @a.l.alexander3668 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You should go on a comedy tour, bro. Too funny from beginning to end.

  • @pedalwithus
    @pedalwithus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OK, this has to be one of the best videos on the tubes.....well done sir. Well done.

  • @peterdowney484
    @peterdowney484 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I ahhhhhh just stopped in for a inner tube😂

  • @SprayIgniteBoom
    @SprayIgniteBoom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    From your BRUDDAH of another muther!!! THANKS!!!
    This is more ore less why I sought out the cro-moly frame 90s mtb. We moved to the city and I have 6 bikes…so I wanted to downsize a bit. Love my early 2000s Italian bikes too much so they stay…and Campangolo well…I do live in Italy and married an Italian musician….so I do love art.
    But the Trek 4600 was really a bit too heavy and works fine but I missed the 4300 and it’s more simple set-up.
    Anyway that’s how I found your channel. Thank for the content and I agree with your assessment!!!

  • @crisgravel8387
    @crisgravel8387 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love your channel and this was hilarious!

  • @locoinokc8178
    @locoinokc8178 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When you are too confident of your ability at humor.

    • @bkefrmr
      @bkefrmr  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      When you are a humorless jackass with so little purpose in real life you choose to live in the TH-cam comments instead

  • @dancurran8977
    @dancurran8977 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The diaper saying is a new one on me!

  • @Jim-be8sj
    @Jim-be8sj 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I get my bikes from the Goodwill or from a dumpster. :)

    • @wolfgangweber9924
      @wolfgangweber9924 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ....and from marketplace etc. Usually advertised with the caveat "needs ---something."

  • @BenjaminEAlexander
    @BenjaminEAlexander 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A truly authentic regular customer would call cyclists "bicyclers."